DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/09/2017    Duedate: 12/06/2017

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-320

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BREWER
NL CENTRAL (783)
(72-6807) [9-2-1,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TRASH                          DEATH RATTLE
BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)       FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
(72-6840) [15-2-0,134]         (72-8618) [5-3-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SIX-GUN TAROT                  TRASH
ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)         BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
(72-8680) [9-5-0,92]           (72-6840) [15-2-0,134]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MONGREL HORDE (680)         52
2. BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)     35      CUB GREATS (1121)
3. NL CENTRAL (783)            35      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)    25
5. BASH BROS NEWS (951)        24      FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CUB GREATS (1121)         14   2  0 87.5   1/ 2 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)  11  4 0
 2/ 2 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  31   6  1 83.8   2/ 1 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)   10  5 1
 3/ 5 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  18   4  0 81.8   3/ 4 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  7  2 1
 4/ 6 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     39  10  1 79.6   4/ 5 NL CENTRAL (783)          7  5 1
 5/ 3 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     64  17  2 79.0   5/ 3 X-POSSE (579)             7  8 0
 6/ 4 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  44  12  1 78.6   6/ 8 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  5  0 0
 7/ 8 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  39  12  4 76.5   7/ 9 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  5  1 0
 8/10 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      46  16  0 74.2   8/14 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  5  2 2
 9/ 7 BASH BROS GAS (989)       34  12  1 73.9   9/ 6 MONGREL HORDE (680)       5  8 1
10/17 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   30  11  0 73.2  10/15 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     4  5 1
11-11 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  16   6  2 72.7  11/16 CUB GREATS (1121)         3  0 0
12/12 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   52  21  2 71.2  12/32 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     3  0 0
13-14 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       45  19  2 70.3  13- 7 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  3  1 1
14/15 BAD COMBOS (689)          40  17  3 70.2  14/19 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  3  1 0
15/18 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  18   8  0 69.2  15/11 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     3  2 0
16/16 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    51  23  3 68.9  16/12 BASH BROS GAS (989)       3  2 0
17/13 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   13   6  0 68.4  17/20 BAD COMBOS (689)          3  2 0
18/21 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  39  19  1 67.2  18/10 BASH BROS BEER (966)      3  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     18   9  0 66.7  19-28 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       2  0 0
20/24 BASH BROS BEER (966)      32  18  0 64.0  20/26*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)     2  1 0
21/25 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    129  73  7 63.9  21/25 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     2  1 0
22/23 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     17  10  0 63.0  22/18 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     2  1 0
23/28 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     27  16  0 62.8  23/17 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     2  1 0
24-26*KABOOMERS (1048)          10   6  1 62.5  24/27 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      2  1 0
25/20 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    19  12  0 61.3  25/30 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    2  1 0
26/30 BASH BROS DMV (924)       32  22  0 59.3  26/43 DEADLY RAGE (158)         2  1 0
27/32 MONGREL HORDE (680)       68  51  9 57.1  27/34 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   2  1 0
28/33 NL CENTRAL (783)          59  47  1 55.7  28-13 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       2  1 0
29/27*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)      5   4  0 55.6  29/21 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    2  4 0
30/34 DEADLY RAGE (158)        173 139 10 55.4  30-37*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     1  0 0
31-35 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      10   9  0 52.6  31-22 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      1  0 0
32/31*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)     3   3  0 50.0  32-23*KABOOMERS (1048)          1  0 0
33-36*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)     2   2  0 50.0  33-24 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)     1  0 0
34/37 X-POSSE (579)             70  80  1 46.7  34/41 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    1  2 0
35-39 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       10  13  2 43.5  35/29 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    1  2 0
36/38 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    49  64  2 43.4  36/40 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     1  2 0
37-41 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   62  86  2 41.9  37/38*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)    1  2 0
38-42 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)      8  12  0 40.0  38/33 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    1  2 0
39/40 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)     6   9  1 40.0  39/42 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)    1  2 0
40/44 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     40  68  1 37.0  40/31 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  1  2 0
41/45 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    11  20  0 35.5  41/35 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     1  5 0
42/46 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      8  16  0 33.3  42/44 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   0  3 0
43/ 0*L IS FOR LIE (1270)        2   5  1 28.6  43/39 BASH BROS DMV (924)       0  3 0
44-47*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)      2   5  0 28.6  44-45 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   0  1 0
45/48 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     6  17  0 26.1  45-46*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)     0  1 0
46/49 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     4  21  0 16.0  46/ 0*L IS FOR LIE (1270)       0  1 0
47-50*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)      1  13  0  7.1  47-47*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  The boys at BASH BROS REMOTE left the arena dejected, after being 
kicked out of the top spot by BASH BROS LIGHTS.  Good show!  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, BASH BROS TRAIN blew up the rankings to 20!  Managers were 
muttering after DEADLY RAGE showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up 
by 17.  Good things come to those who fight well, as BASH BROS LIGHTS can attest, 
moving up by 1.  MONGREL HORDE had cause to celebrate, after UNDERDOG got 24 points 
by beating LOST IN COUCH.  THROUGH UR TEETH certainly had a baffled expression on his 
face, after losing to NONSTANDARD and losing 12 points in the process!  The arena was 
more crowded than usual this time, as BREWER faced DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster.  Now I 
can't insult BREWER, as it has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new 
Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in DRAGONHEAD 
is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in DRAGONHEAD avoid OUTLAWS.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, BASH BROS ROADSIDE scurried away from OUTLAWS.  Oh, the shame!  
Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and MAGIK is it right now.  Most challenged 
warrior.  Isn't X-POSSE proud!  Willing to win at any cost is TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM, who 
challenged DOMINO, 14 points junior.  Our sympathies, DOMINO!  I thought 
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM showed great skill and promise when he bested DOMINO.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Q:  What's a record like 20-2-1 get you?  A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  
This week's winner:  MELTING FLOOD of BASH BROS SNOW!  Hey BASH BROS SNOW!  Is there 
some deep dark, unmentionable secret as to why MELTING FLOOD has been sent to the 
Dark Arena?   20-2-1 isn't so shabby!  Citizens of DRAGONHEAD, be sure to settle your 
debts with HACKED TO PIECES of FEAR FACTORY 13.  He's relocating to the Dark Arena 
and has other things on his mind!  Perhaps MONGREL HORDE were the only ones left 
untouched by LOST IN COUCH demise.  Can anyone ever take his place?  Or do I 
exaggerate?  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in 
the arena.  A certain tavern in DRAGONHEAD would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BREWER 6807                   9   2  1   128       NL CENTRAL (783)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     14   2  0   151       BAD COMBOS (689)
 TRASH 6840                   15   2  0   134       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-HINT OF SLIME 7503           10   9  0   133       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
-ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154     15   1  1   132       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 ERNIE BANKS 8648             14   2  0   132       CUB GREATS (1121)
-TIM SALMON 6290              13   4  0   126       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 UNDERDOG 6250                18   5  1   122       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 KEVIN BACON 8675              9   2  0   121       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 STEROID GAMES 6309           14   5  1   118       BAD COMBOS (689)
-ARRANGED 7312                13   2  3   118       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153           16   5  0   116       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
-SKIN TICKET 8630             10   7  2   115       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
 PIRATE 6806                  16   8  0   113       NL CENTRAL (783)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828          20   5  0   107       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 LITHIUM 8234                 15  22  1   107       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 OYAMI 8689                   12  12  0    99       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 SLO-PITCH 5815               19   4  0    98       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-FULCRUM 6122                 18   6  0    97       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        15   9  1    95       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 HEART 8101                   11   6  0    95       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 BORROWS MONEY 8055            9   1  0    95       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            20  25  0    93       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 LESS TASTE 7764              18   7  0    93       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 CONVENIENCE 7310             15   4  0    93       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 LEAK 7886                    18   5  1    92       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 SHIFTED 7941                 18   9  0    92       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 ETERNAL REST 8626            11   2  0    92       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
 SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            9   5  0    92       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 BOOGER KING 6588             23   6  0    91       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 NOT NEWS 7687                 9   5  0    91       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAX PENALTY 7311             11   6  1    88       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 DROP AND BREAK 7730          11   4  0    86       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 MISSED STOP 8276             14   8  0    85       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 POLLEN 6894                  10   4  0    85       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 BRIGHT 8050                   8   3  0    84       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 CUB 6810                     12  12  0    83       NL CENTRAL (783)
 MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052           9   3  0    82       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012            9   5  0    81       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308      11   8  2    78       BAD COMBOS (689)
 POTTY BREAK 6838             12   5  0    77       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 RAIN 6893                     9   6  0    76       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
-TRUTH HURTS 8627              6   4  0    76       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762      14  11  0    73       BASH BROS BEER (966)
-FLASHPOINT 8622               8   5  0    73       FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732        12   4  1    71       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188          6   7  1    66       FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-FLAME OUT 8205                5   1  1    66       KABOOMERS (1048)
 DEATH RATTLE 8618             5   3  0    66       FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLICKERING 8048              11   0  0    65       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            8  12  0    63       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029      9   3  1    61       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
-BEAR 6221                     9   6  1    58       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 NO BATTERIES 7733             9   3  1    57       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGIK 5917                    6   5  0    55       X-POSSE (579)
-TIME BOMB 8204                3   0  0    51       KABOOMERS (1048)
-NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        7   3  1    50       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            8  17  0    49       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015              8   4  0    49       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 LONG LINES 7537              11  13  0    46       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-SOCCER 5459                   6   4  1    46       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 FIRE STARTER 8061             8   5  0    43       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731        9   7  0    40       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-SQUASH 5458                   6   4  0    40       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 SHOPPING CART 6836            9   8  1    37       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 KILL THE LYCAN 8893           5   2  0    35       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NONSTANDARD 8051              5   6  0    33       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-CARDINAL 8794                 3   4  0    32       NL CENTRAL (783)
-FOXBAT 9863                   3   0  0    32       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-HYACINTH 9549                 2   0  0    32       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            3  17  0    31       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
 DIM 8047                      3   1  0    29       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-ROAD KILL 8272                3   2  0    24       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 MIA HAMM 9358                 2   8  2    24       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BASEBALL 5460                 5   5  1    23       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 HARD TO REACH 8049            3   1  0    23       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-CATNIP 8203                   2   1  0    23       KABOOMERS (1048)
-STUPID PEOPLE 7539            2   1  0    23       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-LAZY 9825                     2   0  0    21       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 THROUGH UR TEETH 9568         1   1  1    21       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
 SEVERA LE DOUX 9775           3   3  0    20       FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)
 DOMINO 9959                   2   1  0    14       X-POSSE (579)
 DOG GONE IT 9950              2   2  0    10       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-LET SLEEPING DOGS 9569        1   0  0    10       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-FLANKER 6222                  1   0  0    10       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
-FROGGER 6123                  1   1  0     9       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-ICE OVER 9800                 1   0  0     9       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683         1   1  0     8       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-SPITEFUL 9814                 0   2  0     6       FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
-LIKE A RUG 9565               0   1  0     1       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-LITTLE WHITE 9566             0   1  0     1       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-CLOSES EARLY 7536             0   1  0     1       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 SUNSPOT 9966                  0   1  0     1       X-POSSE (579)
-LOSER 1 9368                  0   1  0     1       KABOOMERS (1048)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIABETES 8099           7  2 0 BASH BROS DISEA 1031 BREWER 6807           318   
LOST IN COUCH 7734     10  5 1 BASH BROS REMOTE 960 UNDERDOG 6250         320   
MELTING FLOOD 8016     20  3 1 BASH BROS SNOW 1014  DARK CHAMPION         320  NONE
WANG YI 8775            5  7 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 1140 TAX PENALTY 7311      318   
HACKED TO PIECES 8847   6 13 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 1150 SHEWISH GIANT         320  NONE
IVORY ONYX 9747         2  2 0 FEAR FACTORY 29 1291 MIA HAMM 9358         318   
DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191   4  7 3 MONGREL HORDE 680    PITCH FOR INSURA 7029 319   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DOG'S BREAKFAST 9968    0  1 0 MONGREL HORDE 680    STONE GOLEM           320  NONE
TOP DOG 6249           12 10 0 MONGREL HORDE 680    ARRANGED 7312         318   
RED 9967                0  1 0 NL CENTRAL 783       BLACK ORC             320  NONE
THE BLUE TOAD 8694      6 10 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127  DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 316  NONE
CATWALK 9880            2  3 0 X-POSSE 579          SHOPPING CART 6836    320   
FERAL 9960              1  2 0 X-POSSE 579          SHEWISH GIANT         320  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MELTING FLOOD was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
HACKED TO PIECES was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
FERAL was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
RED was unbelievably slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DOG'S BREAKFAST was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
BREWER devastated ETERNAL REST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title brawl.
SLO-PITCH was savagely defeated by TRASH in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
UNDERDOG slew LOST IN COUCH in a action packed 3 minute expert's Challenge melee.
STEROID GAMES vanquished LEAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PIRATE vanquished SIX-GUN TAROT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG overpowered OUT OF BATTERIES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
FIRE STARTER was savagely defeated by MAGIK in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM devastated DOMINO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SHOPPING CART narrowly killed CATWALK in a 2 minute master vs. novice Challenge match.
MIA HAMM was viciously subdued by KILL THE LYCAN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
KEVIN BACON viciously subdued BOOGER KING in a exciting 3 minute bloody expert's duel.
ERNIE BANKS devastated RAIN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LITHIUM overpowered NOT THE REAL THING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BIASED JUDGES overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided match.
NOISY NEIGHBOR devastated CUB in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
POLLEN was subdued by OYAMI in a 1 minute bout.
CHICKEN S#!^ was handily defeated by NOT NEWS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BRIGHT subdued M. CHARDINEE in a popular 3 minute fight.
POTTY BREAK slimly won victory over YOUR LAST NIGHT in a popular 4 minute match.
MISSED STOP defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's bout.
MAKESMELOOKBAD narrowly defeated DEATH RATTLE in a action packed 4 minute duel.
CONVENIENCE savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal fray.
TAX PENALTY overcame M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute duel.
HEART overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DROP AND BREAK vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SHIFTED overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
BORROWS MONEY overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LESS TASTE handily defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FLICKERING won victory over TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 2 minute brutal master's fight.
APES OF WRATH demolished LONG LINES in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NO BATTERIES overcame THE RED SHORE in a 2 minute fight.
THROUGH UR TEETH was subdued by NONSTANDARD in a 2 minute amateur vs. veteran match.
DIM won victory over SEVERA LE DOUX in a 1 minute bout.
DOG GONE IT luckily beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
HARD TO REACH demolished SUNSPOT in a 3 minute uneven competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-LUNGE       56 -  17 -  0      77  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   76 -  40 -  2      66  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         BASHING ATTACK    67 -  39 -  4      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         AIMED BLOW        54 -  45 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  28 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    77 -  75 -  3      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  13 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  15 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  42 -  2      30  |

Turn 320 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         6  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BREWER 6807                 9   2  1  128 NL CENTRAL (783)
LUNGING ATTACK   ERNIE BANKS 8648           14   2  0  132 CUB GREATS (1121)
WALL OF STEEL    UNDERDOG 6250              18   5  1  122 MONGREL HORDE (680)
TOTAL PARRY      BIASED JUDGES 8153         16   5  0  116 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
BASHING ATTACK   NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828        20   5  0  107 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
AIMED BLOW       HEART 8101                 11   6  0   95 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
PARRY-LUNGE      BORROWS MONEY 8055          9   1  0   95 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    POTTY BREAK 6838           12   5  0   77 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SIX-GUN TAROT 8680.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TRASH 6840.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAGIK 5917, KEVIN 
BACON 8675, YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188, DEATH RATTLE 8618, BIASED JUDGES 8153, KILL THE 
LYCAN 8893, LOST IN COUCH 7734, BRIGHT 8050, MIA HAMM 9358, and TAX PENALTY 7311.

The least popular fighter this week was SUNSPOT 9966.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HARD TO REACH 8049, LONG LINES 7537, NOT THE REAL THING 7762, RAIN 
6893, DOMINO 9959, FIRE STARTER 8061, OUT OF BATTERIES 7732, LEAK 7886, ETERNAL REST 
8626, and DOG GONE IT 9950.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MELTING FLOOD (72-8016) BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                        TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE

     As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance.  This 
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!

     Team Maintenance:  This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every 
     turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will 
     fight the turn they arrive.  In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have 
     multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.  
     (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had 
     their initial strategy input.)  

     Character Maintenance:  This will cause only that warrior to fight every 
     turn.  If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on 
     Character Maintenance.

     In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if 
you wish.  The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each 
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
     Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not 
carry through from turn to turn.  These sections are only used on the turn they are 
entered.  In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a 
strategy sheet each time. 
     One other thing to remember about maintenance:  Maintenance is not something 
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys).  In order to add or remove 
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service.  If you 
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.  
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads.  Please, please, please put it on a 
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top.  If you don't, 
well, you can imagine.
     Thanks for your time.  Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes