DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/04/2018 Duedate: 01/31/2018
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-322
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
OYAMI
VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
(72-8689) [14-12-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UNREALITY BLAME THE CLUB
BB REALITY SHOW (824) BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
(72-7016) [17-0-0,155] (72-7774) [5-0-1,51]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NOISY NEIGHBOR DEATH RATTLE
BASH BROS CONDO (979) FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
(72-7828) [22-5-0,112] (72-8618) [6-4-0,82]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 33
2. H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 31 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
3. X-POSSE (579) 27 Unchartered Team
4. FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 26
5. BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 23 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 21 2 1 91.3 1/ 1 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 14 1 0
2- 1 CUB GREATS (1121) 14 2 0 87.5 2/ 3*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 10 0 0
3/ 2 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 32 7 1 82.1 3/ 2 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 7 6 0
4/ 3 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 21 5 0 80.8 4/ 5 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 5 1 0
5/ 4 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 41 10 1 80.4 5/17 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 4 0 1
6- 5 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 64 17 2 79.0 6/24 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 4 3 1
7/ 0 BASH BROS BUS (821) 33 9 1 78.6 7/16 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 4 5 1
8/13*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 22 6 2 78.6 8/ 6 X-POSSE (579) 4 11 0
9/ 6 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 45 13 1 77.6 9- 4 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 3 0 1
10- 8 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 39 12 4 76.5 10/10 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 3 0 0
11/ 9 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 39 12 0 76.5 11/13 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 3 0 0
12/ 7 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 40 13 4 75.5 12/21 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 3 0 0
13/11 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 48 16 0 75.0 13/12 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 3 0 0
14/12 BASH BROS GAS (989) 36 12 2 75.0 14- 7 MONGREL HORDE (680) 3 1 1
15/15 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 20 7 1 74.1 15/15 BASH BROS BEER (966) 3 3 0
16-16 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 52 21 2 71.2 16-14 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 2 0 0
17-18 BAD COMBOS (689) 40 17 3 70.2 17/ 0*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 2 0 0
18/20 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 20 9 0 69.0 18/23 BASH BROS GAS (989) 2 1 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-19 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 13 6 0 68.4 19/ 9 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 2 1 0
20/17 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 19 9 0 67.9 20/11 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 2 1 0
21-21 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 39 19 1 67.2 21/20*BASH BROS NURSE (774) 2 2 0
22/22 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 55 27 3 67.1 22- 8 NL CENTRAL (783) 2 2 0
23/25 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 29 16 0 64.4 23/41 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 2 4 0
24-24 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 129 73 7 63.9 24/39*FEAR FACTORY 31 (1307) 2 4 0
25/26 BASH BROS BEER (966) 34 20 0 63.0 25/42 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 2 5 0
26-27 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 19 12 0 61.3 26-19 CUB GREATS (1121) 1 0 0
27/23 BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 11 7 0 61.1 27-33 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 1 0 0
28-28 BASH BROS DMV (924) 32 23 0 58.2 28/ 0 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 1 0 0
29-30 MONGREL HORDE (680) 68 51 9 57.1 29-22 BAD COMBOS (689) 1 0 0
30/29 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 18 14 0 56.3 30/29 BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 1 1 0
31-31 NL CENTRAL (783) 59 47 1 55.7 31/31 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 1 1 0
32/32 DEADLY RAGE (158) 173 144 10 54.6 32/ 0 BASH BROS BUS (821) 1 1 0
33-33*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) 3 3 0 50.0 33-36*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 1 2 1
34/10*BASH BROS NURSE (774) 3 3 0 50.0 34-28 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 1 2 0
35/35 X-POSSE (579) 73 87 1 45.6 35/37 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 1 2 0
36/38 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 12 15 1 44.4 36/40*FEAR FACTORY 39 (1315) 1 5 0
37/ 0*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 4 5 0 44.4 37/25 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115) 1 5 0
38/37 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 51 68 2 42.9 38/26 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 1 5 0
39/34 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115) 6 8 0 42.9 39/27 DEADLY RAGE (158) 1 5 0
40-39 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 6 9 1 40.0 40/43 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 1 7 0
41/40 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 43 72 2 37.4 41/45*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) 0 5 0
42-41 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 11 20 0 35.5 42-44*FEAR FACTORY 36 (1312) 0 5 0
43/46*FEAR FACTORY 31 (1307) 2 4 0 33.3 43-46 BASH BROS DMV (924) 0 2 0
44/42 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 9 20 0 31.0 44-38 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 0 2 0
45-43*L IS FOR LIE (1270) 2 5 1 28.6 45-48 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 0 1 0
46-44 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 6 17 0 26.1 46-47 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 0 1 0
47/45*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) 2 7 0 22.2 47/ 0*J IS FOR JACK (1268) 0 1 0
48/47*FEAR FACTORY 39 (1315) 1 5 0 16.7 48-50*L IS FOR LIE (1270) 0 1 0
49/48 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 5 27 0 15.6 49-32 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 0 1 0
50-49*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 2 15 1 11.8 50-49*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) 0 1 0
51-50*FEAR FACTORY 36 (1312) 0 5 0 0.0 51-34 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 0 1 0
52/ 0*J IS FOR JACK (1268) 0 1 0 0.0 52-35 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BASH BROS B-MOVIES
blew up the rankings to 12! Perhaps it is FEAR FACTORY 3 members' intannibility that
enabled them to move from 24th to 6th last week... (Less time in the sun...)
Managers were muttering after FEAR FACTORY 9 showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do:
1-0-0 to move up by 18. Perhaps it is FEAR FACTORY 31 members' intannibility that
enabled them to move from 39th to 24th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, ON MY BOOKSHELF blew up the rankings to 17!
The boys at FEAR FACTORY 4 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love,
after suffering a 12 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the
stable of FEAR FACTORY 2. Note their drop in the rankings from 26th to 38th. Watch
out!!! Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is DEADLY RAGE,
after suffering a 12 drop in ranking. Good things come to those who fight well, as
BASH BROS GOLFER can attest, moving up by 1. Practice pays for ICARUS, who pummelled
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, to pocket 20 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which,
KUNG-FU MASTER was winsome, after beating LESS TASTE and seeing him lose 18 points.
The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as BIASED JUDGES faced DRAGONHEAD's
Duelmaster. Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by BIASED JUDGES,
of BASH BROS OLYMPICS, who despite a 16-6-0 couldn't overcome DRAGONHEAD's Number 1.
Word has it one team in DRAGONHEAD is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a
charmed life!
And how sociable are DRAGONHEAD's warriors? Come, let us see. Like the noble
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of VAR'S FAV BARS,
alone and unchallenged. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BASH
BROS BROTHER, so did that sorry team shy from VAR'S FAV BARS Is it charming
personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, MAGIK is
the most challenged warrior. Take heed DRAGONHEAD, of the unprincipled action of
HARD TO REACH. By challenging WARPATH, 24 points below him, HARD TO REACH besmirches
the noble art of dueling. HARD TO REACH won victory over WARPATH. The whole thing
leaves a bitter memory.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! SHEWISH GIANT in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for LEAK of BASH BROS GAS.
Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Welcome Wench will be! Questions are being
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in
DRAGONHEAD would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Do not despair!
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OYAMI 8689 14 12 0 128 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNREALITY 7016 17 0 0 155 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 14 2 0 151 BAD COMBOS (689)
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 16 1 1 137 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
-TRASH 6840 15 2 0 134 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-ERNIE BANKS 8648 14 2 0 132 CUB GREATS (1121)
-BREWER 6807 9 2 1 128 NL CENTRAL (783)
-TIM SALMON 6290 13 4 0 126 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
LATE 7002 18 1 0 125 BASH BROS BUS (821)
-UNDERDOG 6250 18 5 1 122 MONGREL HORDE (680)
-KEVIN BACON 8675 9 2 0 121 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-STEROID GAMES 6309 14 5 1 118 BAD COMBOS (689)
-ARRANGED 7312 13 2 3 118 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
-PIRATE 6806 16 8 0 113 NL CENTRAL (783)
NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828 22 5 0 112 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 11 5 0 112 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
NOT NEWS 7687 11 5 0 110 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
BORROWS MONEY 8055 11 1 0 107 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
SHIFTED 7941 20 9 0 99 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
FLASHPOINT 8622 10 5 0 99 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
-SLO-PITCH 5815 19 4 0 98 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
MISSED STOP 8276 16 8 0 98 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 15 9 1 95 MONGREL HORDE (680)
TRUTH HURTS 8627 7 5 0 95 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
BOOGER KING 6588 24 7 0 93 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
-CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 20 25 0 93 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-CONVENIENCE 7310 15 4 0 93 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
BIASED JUDGES 8153 16 6 0 91 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TAX PENALTY 7311 11 6 1 88 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
LITHIUM 8234 15 24 1 87 DEADLY RAGE (158)
DROP AND BREAK 7730 12 5 0 87 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-POLLEN 6894 10 4 0 85 BASH BROS SPRING (799)
OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 13 5 1 84 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052 10 4 0 84 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
-CUB 6810 12 12 0 83 NL CENTRAL (783)
HEART 8101 12 7 0 83 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
-ETERNAL REST 8626 11 3 0 82 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
BRIGHT 8050 9 4 0 82 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
DEATH RATTLE 8618 6 4 0 82 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069 10 3 0 81 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012 9 5 0 81 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LESS TASTE 7764 19 8 0 80 BASH BROS BEER (966)
NOT THE REAL THING 7762 15 12 0 78 BASH BROS BEER (966)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 11 8 2 78 BAD COMBOS (689)
-POTTY BREAK 6838 12 5 0 77 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
RUDE DRIVER 7001 15 5 1 76 BASH BROS BUS (821)
-RAIN 6893 9 6 0 76 BASH BROS SPRING (799)
FLICKERING 8048 13 0 0 72 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 6 7 1 66 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
APES OF WRATH 8827 9 13 0 64 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 9 18 1 63 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
MAGIK 5917 7 6 0 63 X-POSSE (579)
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731 11 7 0 61 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOLDY 7930 9 5 0 54 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
BAD SCRIPT 8068 9 3 1 51 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
BLAME THE CLUB 7774 5 0 1 51 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
HYACINTH 9549 3 0 0 50 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015 8 4 0 49 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
DIM 8047 5 1 0 48 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 5 1 0 47 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
-SOCCER 5459 6 4 1 46 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
-FIRE STARTER 8061 8 5 0 43 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018 4 1 1 43 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-SQUASH 5458 6 4 0 40 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
NONSTANDARD 8051 7 6 0 39 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
NO BATTERIES 7733 9 5 1 38 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772 5 2 0 38 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-SHOPPING CART 6836 9 8 1 37 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-KILL THE LYCAN 8893 5 2 0 35 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REPROBATE 9806 2 0 1 33 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
-SPITEFUL 9814 1 2 1 33 FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
-CARDINAL 8794 3 4 0 32 NL CENTRAL (783)
THE RED SHORE 9180 3 19 0 28 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
HARD TO REACH 8049 5 1 0 27 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770 5 2 1 26 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
ICE OVER 9800 2 1 0 26 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-ROAD KILL 8272 3 2 0 24 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-MIA HAMM 9358 2 8 2 24 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BASEBALL 5460 5 5 1 23 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
BEYOND SLOW 7771 5 2 0 23 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-STUPID PEOPLE 7539 2 1 0 23 BASH BROS DMV (924)
-LAZY 9825 2 0 0 21 BASH BROS DMV (924)
-THROUGH UR TEETH 9568 1 1 1 21 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-SEVERA LE DOUX 9775 3 3 0 20 FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)
GHOSTFIRE BLADE 9905 1 1 0 20 FEAR FACTORY 31 (1307)
ICARUS 9974 1 0 0 20 X-POSSE (579)
CHEATER 7773 2 0 0 18 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
DOMINO 9959 3 2 0 17 X-POSSE (579)
MIA 7252 1 2 0 15 BASH BROS NURSE (774)
TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701 1 0 0 13 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
WHISPER CRAFT 9749 0 2 0 12 FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)
-DOG GONE IT 9950 2 2 0 10 MONGREL HORDE (680)
-LET SLEEPING DOGS 9569 1 0 0 10 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689)
-SNARECASTER 9906 1 0 0 9 FEAR FACTORY 31 (1307)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683 1 1 0 8 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
TOO GOOD 6762 2 1 0 7 BASH BROS NURSE (774)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019 0 1 0 7 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
SLAUGHTER CRY 9948 1 1 0 6 FEAR FACTORY 39 (1315)
WARPATH 9969 0 2 0 6 X-POSSE (579)
O' LANTERN 9558 0 1 0 5 J IS FOR JACK (1268)
-LIKE A RUG 9565 0 1 0 1 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-LITTLE WHITE 9566 0 1 0 1 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-CLOSES EARLY 7536 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS DMV (924)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DIABETES 8099 7 2 0 BASH BROS DISEA 1031 BREWER 6807 318 NOT REVENGED
LONG LINES 7537 11 14 0 BASH BROS DMV 924 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 321
LOST IN COUCH 7734 10 5 1 BASH BROS REMOTE 960 UNDERDOG 6250 320
WANG YI 8775 5 7 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 1140 TAX PENALTY 7311 318 NOT REVENGED
IVORY ONYX 9747 2 2 0 FEAR FACTORY 29 1291 MIA HAMM 9358 318 NOT REVENGED
DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 4 7 3 MONGREL HORDE 680 PITCH FOR INSURA 7029 319
TOP DOG 6249 12 10 0 MONGREL HORDE 680 ARRANGED 7312 318 NONE
CATWALK 9880 2 3 0 X-POSSE 579 SHOPPING CART 6836 320
MIRAGE 9970 0 1 0 X-POSSE 579 REPROBATE 9806 321
SUNSPOT 9966 0 3 0 X-POSSE 579 SHEWISH GIANT 322 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LEAK viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUNSPOT was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DOMINO was demolished by REPROBATE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
BIASED JUDGES was devastated by OYAMI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
CHEMICAL SMELL was defeated by MAGIK in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HARD TO REACH bested WARPATH in a action packed 5 minute Challenge brawl.
MISSED STOP overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NOISY NEIGHBOR devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
NOT NEWS won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute duel.
UNREALITY defeated TRUTH HURTS in a popular 1 minute expert's match.
LATE overpowered LITHIUM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LESS TASTE was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute conflict.
SHIFTED bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided battle.
SIX-GUN TAROT overpowered RUDE DRIVER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HEART was defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
BORROWS MONEY vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAKESMELOOKBAD was bested by FLASHPOINT in a popular 1 minute brutal brawl.
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRIGHT was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute competition.
FLICKERING viciously subdued TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's bout.
BOOGER KING luckily beat DEATH RATTLE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome bout.
DROP AND BREAK handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
OUT OF BATTERIES overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOT THE REAL THING overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute match.
NO BATTERIES lost to HYACINTH in a 2 minute bout.
BLAME THE CLUB vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
APES OF WRATH handily defeated MOLDY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DIM savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
NONSTANDARD narrowly defeated THE RED SHORE in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
BAD SCRIPT overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
MIA was luckily beaten by ICE OVER in a action packed 1 minute gory contest.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WHISPER CRAFT slimly lost to KNOWITALLAMATEUR in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
BEYOND SLOW subdued CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute match.
CHEATER handily defeated O' LANTERN in a 1 minute uneven match.
TOO GOOD was overpowered by GHOSTFIRE BLADE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SLAUGHTER CRY was beaten by TRAGICALLY HIPPO in a exciting 4 minute competition.
ICARUS handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 60 - 15 - 1 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 68 - 38 - 4 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 STRIKING ATTACK 73 - 48 - 2 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 TOTAL PARRY 37 - 30 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 AIMED BLOW 52 - 45 - 2 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 9 - 2 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 LUNGING ATTACK 80 - 84 - 2 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 41 - 4 36 |
Turn 322 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 6 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW OYAMI 8689 14 12 0 128 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
BASHING ATTACK ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 16 1 1 137 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
LUNGING ATTACK LATE 7002 18 1 0 125 BASH BROS BUS (821)
STRIKING ATTACK SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 11 5 0 112 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
PARRY-LUNGE BORROWS MONEY 8055 11 1 0 107 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
TOTAL PARRY BOOGER KING 6588 24 7 0 93 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
WALL OF STEEL NOT THE REAL THING 7762 15 12 0 78 BASH BROS BEER (966)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828. The most popular warrior this
turn was DEATH RATTLE 8618. The ten other most popular fighters were WARPATH 9969,
SLAUGHTER CRY 9948, NOT NEWS 7687, SHIFTED 7941, KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770, THE RED SHORE
9180, BRIGHT 8050, NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828, ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154, and LESS TASTE
7764.
The least popular fighter this week was TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701. The other ten least
popular fighters were TOO GOOD 6762, O' LANTERN 9558, MOLDY 7930, MAKESMELOOKBAD
8052, RUDE DRIVER 7001, LITHIUM 8234, HARD TO REACH 8049, DOMINO 9959, SUNSPOT 9966,
and FLICKERING 8048.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NOISY NEIGHBOR (72-7828) BASH BROS CONDO (979)
SHIFTED (72-7941) BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LEAK (72-7886) BASH BROS GAS (989)
ATTENTION: Have you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the heartbreak of
Muffintheliomariasis? You may be entitled to financial compensation!
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