DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/19/2018 Duedate: 08/15/2018
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-329
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PIRATE
NL CENTRAL (783)
(72-6806) [19-8-0,151]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PIRATE ALDER WRAITH
NL CENTRAL (783) FEAR FACTORY 30 (1290)
(72-6806) [19-8-0,151] (72-9745) [3-2-0,51]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LESS TASTE SNOOP DOGGY DOGG
BASH BROS BEER (966) MONGREL HORDE (680)
(72-7764) [22-12-0,90] (72-6245) [16-10-1,102]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NL CENTRAL (783) 37
2. RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 35 CUB GREATS (1121)
3. BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 34 Unchartered Team
4. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 23
5. BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 19 FEAR FACTORY 30 (1290)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*FEAR FACTORY 21 (1209) 3 0 0 100 1/ 6 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 8 1 2
2/ 2 CUB GREATS (1121) 16 3 0 84.2 2/ 5 NL CENTRAL (783) 8 3 1
3/ 3 BASH BROS BUS (821) 41 10 4 80.4 3/ 4 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 7 5 1
4/ 5 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 32 8 0 80.0 4/ 2*X-POSSE 3 (1330) 7 8 3
5- 4*FEAR FACTORY 28 (1292) 4 1 0 80.0 5- 1 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 6 4 0
6/ 7 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 48 17 1 73.8 6/10 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 6 5 0
7/ 8 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 52 19 1 73.2 7/ 8 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 5 1 0
8/10 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 53 20 4 72.6 8- 3 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 5 5 0
9- 9 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 42 16 2 72.4 9/ 9 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 4 2 0
10/11 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 54 22 2 71.1 10/12 FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) 3 0 0
11-12 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 55 24 0 69.6 11/ 7 BASH BROS BEER (966) 3 3 0
12/14 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 75 34 4 68.8 12-11 SUE'S BOYS (670) 3 4 0
13/13 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 28 13 1 68.3 13/31 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 2 1 1
14-16 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 33 18 0 64.7 14/16 BASH BROS BUS (821) 2 1 1
15/23 FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) 7 4 0 63.6 15/26 FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) 2 1 0
16/19 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 135 78 7 63.4 16/22 CUB GREATS (1121) 2 1 0
17-20 SUE'S BOYS (670) 58 34 2 63.0 17/23 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 2 1 0
18/17 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 22 13 0 62.9 18/28 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 2 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 BASH BROS BEER (966) 42 26 0 61.8 19/35 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 2 1 0
20/21 BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 15 10 0 60.0 20/13 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 2 2 1
21/ 6*FEAR FACTORY 30 (1290) 6 4 0 60.0 21/29 MONGREL HORDE (680) 2 3 0
22/24 NL CENTRAL (783) 67 50 2 57.3 22/18*FEAR FACTORY 30 (1290) 2 4 0
23/25 MONGREL HORDE (680) 70 54 9 56.5 23/37 ONE MAN BAND (684) 2 4 0
24-26 DEADLY RAGE (158) 177 145 10 55.0 24-19*SELLSWORDS IV (1043) 1 0 0
25/27 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 11 11 0 50.0 25-21*FEAR FACTORY 21 (1209) 1 0 0
26/15*X-POSSE 3 (1330) 10 10 3 50.0 26-25*FEAR FACTORY 28 (1292) 1 1 0
27-28*SELLSWORDS IV (1043) 1 1 0 50.0 27-17 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 1 1 0
28/29 ONE MAN BAND (684) 43 45 2 48.9 28/32 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 1 2 0
29/31 FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) 8 9 0 47.1 29/14 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 1 2 0
30/30 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 16 20 2 44.4 30/38 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 1 2 0
31/33 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 8 12 1 40.0 31/15 BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 1 2 0
32/32 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 14 22 0 38.9 32/33 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 1 2 0
33/34 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 45 78 2 36.6 33/24 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 1 2 0
34/35 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 11 25 0 30.6 34/36*UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 1 5 0
35/36 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 8 32 0 20.0 35/30 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 0 3 0
36-37*30TH DIRE LANCERS (1316) 1 4 0 20.0 36-34*30TH DIRE LANCERS (1316) 0 1 0
37/38*UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 2 11 0 15.4 37-27 DEADLY RAGE (158) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. We now have a new top team for all of you guys
to dogpile on. RUSSIAN BIRDS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep
it. Take a look at BASH BROS NEWS' act, as they have a 1-0-1 week and gain 18 places
in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit
it's corny) is FEAR FACTORY 25, who swept up 11 places in the ranks. Take a look at
BASH BROS FAST FOOD's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 16 places in the team
ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny)
is ONE MAN BAND, who swept up 14 places in the ranks. A seasoned team is steady in
the lists. But to FEAR FACTORY 19, which fell to 29th, it's what you soak in before
going to the Dark Arena. What goes up, must come down. Watch out DRAGONHEAD! BASH
BROS FRUIT may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 31st
spot. It looks like the guys(?) at RUSSIAN BIRDS had a good week as they went 3-0-0
to put them in 1st place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for RED,
who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing KID KRAKEN like a melon. Keep
your eye on this beast. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.
ZERO was defeated by FROG FOOT and drops 12 points. Our battling duelmaster PIRATE
has managed to hold the title, fending off BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS' none too subtle
advances. Better luck next time, BASH BROS B-MOVIES. Advice to bashers--never force
anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad BASH BROS FRUIT? Big bad BASH BROS FRUIT. Big bad BASH BROS FRUIT.
DRAGONHEAD's afraid of the big bad BASH BROS FRUIT. Tra la la la la! And you guys
like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause MONGREL HORDE beats feet every
time BASH BROS FRUIT smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if
challenges were votes, DROP AND BREAK would be president. Although it may be a
contest he doesn't want to win.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! RUDE DRIVER defied all odds and
slew STONE GOLEM in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as
STONE GOLEM's meat is notoriously tough. NOT NEWS defied all odds and slew HIGH ELF
in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as HIGH ELF's meat is
notoriously tough. Well, just when you thought it was safe to put a new warrior in
the arena. No no! REPROBATE, a mere boy, was slain by OUT OF BATTERIES this turn.
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la
bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIRATE 6806 19 8 0 151 NL CENTRAL (783)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KEVIN BACON 8675 11 2 0 146 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
DROP AND BREAK 7730 18 5 0 128 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-TIM SALMON 6290 13 4 0 126 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
BORROWS MONEY 8055 17 2 0 121 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
BOOGER KING 6588 27 11 0 119 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
SLO-PITCH 5815 21 5 0 115 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
ERNIE BANKS 8648 16 3 0 110 CUB GREATS (1121)
MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052 15 6 0 105 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 22 26 0 103 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 17 8 2 103 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-FLICKERING 8048 17 0 0 102 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 16 10 1 102 MONGREL HORDE (680)
-FLASHPOINT 8622 11 8 0 102 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
NOT THE REAL THING 7762 20 14 0 97 BASH BROS BEER (966)
-BRIGHT 8050 13 6 0 97 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
HINT OF SLIME 7503 11 11 0 93 ONE LETTER OFF (917)
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069 14 6 0 92 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LESS TASTE 7764 22 12 0 90 BASH BROS BEER (966)
UNDERDOG 6250 18 7 1 90 MONGREL HORDE (680)
MOLDY 7930 13 8 0 89 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
-BLAME THE CLUB 7774 8 3 1 89 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
NO BATTERIES 7733 15 6 1 88 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-CHRISTIAN 6200 10 3 1 85 SUE'S BOYS (670)
-CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772 10 3 0 77 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 11 23 1 76 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731 15 10 0 74 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
BAD SCRIPT 8068 13 6 1 70 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
HEART 8101 15 11 0 68 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BEYOND SLOW 7771 10 3 0 64 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 8 10 1 64 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
BEAR 6221 10 6 1 63 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
APES OF WRATH 8827 11 18 0 58 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEVERA LE DOUX 9775 7 4 0 55 FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)
-NONSTANDARD 8051 10 9 0 53 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
ALDER WRAITH 9745 3 2 0 51 FEAR FACTORY 30 (1290)
KILL THE LYCAN 8893 8 4 0 50 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
-KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770 9 4 1 47 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-XYLOPHONE 9365 5 0 0 47 ONE MAN BAND (684)
-SOCCER 5459 6 4 1 46 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
FOXBAT 9863 4 0 0 45 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
THE RED SHORE 9180 5 24 0 41 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-SQUASH 5458 6 4 0 40 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-ICE OVER 9800 3 1 0 36 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
BLOOD & MILK 9963 5 0 0 34 FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FLANKER 6222 2 1 1 33 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-FROGGER 6123 3 1 0 32 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-WHISPER CRAFT 9749 1 4 0 31 FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)
CARDINAL 8794 3 5 0 30 NL CENTRAL (783)
SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683 3 2 0 29 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
MIA HAMM 9358 2 11 2 27 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-FOR THE WRETCHED 9171 3 0 0 26 FEAR FACTORY 21 (1209)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORGAN 9495 1 2 0 26 ONE MAN BAND (684)
ZERO VIXEN 9743 3 2 0 24 FEAR FACTORY 30 (1290)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BASEBALL 5460 5 5 1 23 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-NECROSKITTER 9904 3 1 0 22 FEAR FACTORY 28 (1292)
DIVINITY 10104 2 2 1 20 X-POSSE 3 (1330)
RED 10216 1 0 0 20 NL CENTRAL (783)
FROG FOOT 10277 1 0 0 17 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
DOG GONE IT 9950 3 2 0 15 MONGREL HORDE (680)
-REDJOHN 8175 1 0 0 15 SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
BRUTE 10101 3 1 0 13 X-POSSE 3 (1330)
-KERRY WOOD 9390 1 0 0 13 SUE'S BOYS (670)
PSYLOCKE 10187 1 2 0 12 X-POSSE 3 (1330)
PROJECT A 10072 2 4 0 10 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
ZERO 10105 2 2 1 9 X-POSSE 3 (1330)
KID KRAKEN 10103 2 2 1 9 X-POSSE 3 (1330)
-KAIGE CLOVEN 9762 1 0 0 9 FEAR FACTORY 28 (1292)
-GOTHIB 9951 1 1 0 8 30TH DIRE LANCERS (1316)
-RICK REUSCHEL 9434 0 3 0 3 SUE'S BOYS (670)
-SARED 8178 0 1 0 1 SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TARHA 9955 0 2 0 30TH DIRE LANCE 1316 TARRA 10061 325 NONE
CHEATER 7773 5 3 0 BASH BROS GOLFER 968 FLANKER 6222 328
DIM 8047 8 4 0 BASH BROS LIGHT 1021 REPROBATE 9806 328
REPROBATE 9806 5 2 2 FEAR FACTORY 3 1116 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 329
CUBBIE 10278 0 1 0 NL CENTRAL 783 BLACK ORC 329 NONE
COLA WOLF 10073 0 1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 1325 ZERO 10105 327
DA2 10274 0 1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 1325 BLACK ORC 329 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUDE DRIVER viciously butchered STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NOT NEWS viciously butchered HIGH ELF in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CUBBIE was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HINT OF SLIME was demolished by DROP AND BREAK in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MIA HAMM was viciously subdued by BLOOD & MILK in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
ORGAN viciously subdued BRUTE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
PIRATE won victory over BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS in a popular 1 minute expert's Title duel.
BORROWS MONEY vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOLDY was defeated by CHICKEN S#!^ in a 2 minute expert's match.
KEVIN BACON overpowered TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOOGER KING subdued SNOOP DOGGY DOGG in a 3 minute master's competition.
UNDERDOG was savagely defeated by MAKESMELOOKBAD in a popular 6 minute master's match.
SLO-PITCH handily defeated LESS TASTE in a popular 2 minute uneven fight.
ERNIE BANKS viciously subdued NOT THE REAL THING in a exciting 1 minute expert's duel.
HEART was bested by TOMMYKNOCKERS in a exciting 1 minute veteran's brawl.
OUT OF BATTERIES murdered REPROBATE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NO BATTERIES overpowered APES OF WRATH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BEAR bested ALDER WRAITH in a popular 1 minute contest.
BAD SCRIPT overpowered THE RED SHORE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YOUR LAST NIGHT overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SEVERA LE DOUX handily defeated CARDINAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KILL THE LYCAN demolished DIVINITY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
ZERO VIXEN was overpowered by FOXBAT in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
PROJECT A was outlasted by DOG GONE IT in a dull 19 minute match.
SIR LOIN OF BEEF beat PSYLOCKE in a action packed 4 minute expert vs. novice duel.
KID KRAKEN was overpowered by RED in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ZERO was beaten by FROG FOOT in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 47 - 14 - 1 77 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 STRIKING ATTACK 41 - 26 - 3 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 BASHING ATTACK 55 - 40 - 3 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 26 - 4 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 TOTAL PARRY 39 - 34 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 AIMED BLOW 49 - 43 - 4 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 3 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 58 - 71 - 4 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
Turn 329 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 8 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK PIRATE 6806 19 8 0 151 NL CENTRAL (783)
STRIKING ATTACK KEVIN BACON 8675 11 2 0 146 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-LUNGE BORROWS MONEY 8055 17 2 0 121 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
TOTAL PARRY BOOGER KING 6588 27 11 0 119 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
BASHING ATTACK OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 17 8 2 103 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
WALL OF STEEL NOT THE REAL THING 7762 20 14 0 97 BASH BROS BEER (966)
AIMED BLOW HEART 8101 15 11 0 68 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LESS TASTE 7764. The most popular warrior this turn
was SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245. The ten other most popular fighters were MAKESMELOOKBAD
8052, PSYLOCKE 10187, LESS TASTE 7764, ORGAN 9495, PIRATE 6806, ALDER WRAITH 9745,
DROP AND BREAK 7730, BLOOD & MILK 9963, UNDERDOG 6250, and ERNIE BANKS 8648.
The least popular fighter this week was PROJECT A 10072. The other ten least popular
fighters were DOG GONE IT 9950, KID KRAKEN 10103, SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683, DIVINITY
10104, CARDINAL 8794, THE RED SHORE 9180, APES OF WRATH 8827, REPROBATE 9806, NOT THE
REAL THING 7762, and TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PIRATE (72-6806) NL CENTRAL (783)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
RUDE DRIVER (72-7001) BASH BROS BUS (821)
NOT NEWS (72-7687) BASH BROS NEWS (951)
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."