DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/28/2019    Duedate: 03/27/2019

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-337

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOOGER KING
BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
(72-6588) [29-11-0,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BOOGER KING                    MISSING DISLIKE
BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)      BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
(72-6588) [29-11-0,131]        (72-6849) [9-0-0,96]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM              NO HEAT
BASH BROS REMOTE (960)         BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
(72-7731) [22-10-0,107]        (72-7077) [2-1-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)       76
2. REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)        53BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
3. BASH BROS SHEETS (980)      30      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)     27
5. BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)     26      BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  11   0  0  100   1/ 2 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  9  0 0
 2- 2*022116B (1273)             4   0  1  100   2/ 3 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    7  1 0
 3- 3*BASH BROS SEX (1336)       4   0  0  100   3/ 1 BASH BROS MLM (973)       7  2 0
 4/ 0*BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)    2   0  0  100   4/ 5 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  6  3 0
 5/ 0*SOME DAY (1362)            1   0  0  100   5/ 6 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  4  1 1
 6/ 0*GOOD FOOD? (1329)          1   0  0  100   6/ 0 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  3  0 0
 7/ 0*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)       1   0  0  100   7/ 7 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     3  0 0
 8/ 0 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  26   4  0 86.7   8/ 0 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   3  0 0
 9/ 4 BASH BROS MLM (973)       40   8  1 83.3   9/13*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  3  0 0
10- 5*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)   7   2  0 77.8  10/ 0*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    3  2 0
11/ 0 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  50  17  1 74.6  11/ 0*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     3  2 0
12- 6 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      38  14  3 73.1  12/ 0*BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)   2  0 0
13/ 7 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  55  21  1 72.4  13- 8*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)  2  0 0
14/ 8 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    93  38  5 71.0  14-10*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)      2  0 0
15/ 0 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   62  26  0 70.5  15-12 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    2  0 0
16/ 9 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  38  16  2 70.4  16/17 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   2  1 0
17/10 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     22  10  0 68.8  17/ 9 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  2  1 0
18-11 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    26  13  0 66.7  18/ 4 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    2  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/13 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   16   9  0 64.0  19/19*OUTCASTS (1369)           2  6 0
20/12 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  30  17  1 63.8  20-11*022116B (1273)            1  0 0
21/ 0*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)     8   5  0 61.5  21/ 0*GOOD FOOD? (1329)         1  0 0
22/ 0*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)   8   5  0 61.5  22-15*BASH BROS SEX (1336)      1  0 0
23-15*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)       3   2  0 60.0  23/ 0*SOME DAY (1362)           1  0 0
24-16*EAT THIS! (1244)           3   2  0 60.0  24/ 0*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)      1  0 0
25/14 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  25  17  0 59.5  25/ 0 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  1  0 0
26-17 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    102  97  8 51.3  26-16 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      1  1 1
27/ 0*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)      7   7  0 50.0  27-14 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     1  1 0
28/18 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)       9  12  0 42.9  28/20 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      1  2 0
29/19 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    11  19  1 36.7  29/ 0*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  1  2 0
30/20*OUTCASTS (1369)            2   9  0 18.2  30-18*EAT THIS! (1244)          0  2 0
31/ 0*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)   0   2  0  0.0  31/ 0*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to DRAGONHEAD once again!  Woof!  BASH BROS MLM were a bunch of 
dogs after BASH BROS ROADSIDE got through with 'em!  3rd ain't so sweet as 1st!  
UNLIKELY HEROES bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 4th down to 
18th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always 
change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, BASH BROS FACEBOOK's 9th moved 
them up to 1-0-0 place.  It seems so recently people were saying BASH BROS ROADSIDE 
was washed up, finished.  But 3-0-0 moved them up 1.  I guess they're washed no 
more...  What's with PULVERIZE?  He actually beat BASH BROS MLM's DISCOVERY TOYS, and 
walked away with 53 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at REAPUS MAXIMUS 
while they watched PULVERIZE clobber DISCOVERY TOYS.  He lost 14 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  DRAGONHEAD, set your sights on KUNG-FU 
MASTER.  He'll be happy to entertain all requests after defeating AMWAY.  BOOGER KING 
looked pretty Duelmasterlike as he took DRAGONHEAD's top spot with 131 points.  Now, 
what will AMWAY do?  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     Warriors of DRAGONHEAD unite.  You have only your games to lose!  HEART of BASH 
BROS DISEASE didn't know when to quit.  When you've got a 18-15-0, that's a good 
sign.  Now he's dead.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good 
skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOGER KING 6588             29  11  0   131       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732        22   9  2   119       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 MOLDY 7930                   20   8  0   117       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
-POLLEN 6894                  14   4  0   109       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 FLICKERING 8048              20   0  0   108       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731       22  10  0   107       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 HERBALIFE 7796               15   1  0   104       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 NO BATTERIES 7733            19   9  1   102       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-RAIN 6893                    12   7  0    98       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 MISSING DISLIKE 6849          9   0  0    96       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
 POTTY BREAK 6838             16   7  0    95       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 SHOPPING CART 6836           15   8  1    95       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 ROAD KILL 8272                9   2  0    95       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRIGHT 8050                  14   8  0    92       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAD SCRIPT 8068              18   8  1    87       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
 NONSTANDARD 8051             13   9  0    83       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 WARNING BELLS 8011           11   3  1    81       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 AMWAY 7795                   14   2  1    80       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 PULVERIZE 4001                1   0  0    77       REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)
-PUNKA 9396                    3   0  0    67       EAT THIS! (1244)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FISH STORY 7813               9   1  0    61       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 HYACINTH 9549                 4   0  0    61       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 FIRE STARTER 8061            11   8  0    59       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 DRUNK 7812                   10   0  0    58       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-ALONE 8134                    5   0  0    58       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OBLIGATORY 10137              4   0  0    55       BASH BROS SEX (1336)
 FIRST SCRATCH 8009            7   7  0    49       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 LEMON 8010                    9   5  0    45       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-REDJOHN 8175                  3   1  0    45       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
 UNPREPARED 7811               7   3  0    43       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 STARGAZER 10069               4   6  0    40       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        6   4  0    39       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798          11   5  0    38       BASH BROS MLM (973)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROJECT A 10072               4  10  0    31       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 FLOOD 7079                    3   2  0    31       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 NO HEAT 7077                  2   1  0    31       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 HUBERTA 9699                  0   1  0    31       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 IN THE WASHER 7833            2   1  0    28       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         2   0  0    26       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-TANK TOP 9583                 4   0  1    25       022116B (1273)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      4   6  0    21       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108        2   0  1    18       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 LIVER 10094                   1   0  0    17       GOOD FOOD? (1329)
 HIP FLASK 9702                1   0  0    16       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 WILDLIFE 7076                 3   2  0    15       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 RIPPED 9875                   1   0  0    15       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 STINKY 8225                   1   0  0    15       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 SOUR 10142                    1   0  0    15       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
 YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE 10325    1   4  0    13       OUTCASTS (1369)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   0  0    12       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 BUGS 10143                    1   0  0    12       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
 POSSIBILITY 10284             1   0  0    11       SOME DAY (1362)
-FORGOTTEN 7331                0   2  0    10       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           1   0  0     9       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330        2   2  0     8       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 UNDONE 7834                   2   1  0     7       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 UGLY 10118                    0   1  0     7       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
 SPARTAN 10327                 1   2  0     5       OUTCASTS (1369)
-HIRED MERCENARY 10068         0   1  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
 COLD 8226                     0   1  0     5       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 STRETCHED 10116               0   1  0     1       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
 VOLK-MAN 10370                0   1  0     1       OUTCASTS (1369)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SARED 8178                    0   1  0     1       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEART 8101             18 15 0 BASH BROS DISEA 1031 VENEMOUS CONCUBI      337  NONE
ZIPPO HIPPO 9753        0  1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266  BANDIT PRINCE         337  NONE
ERIC HEART 10326        0  1 0 OUTCASTS 1369        SPIRIT OF COFFE 10108 333  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZIPPO HIPPO was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
AMWAY was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
MOLDY overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
HERBALIFE bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute contest.
NO BATTERIES overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OUT OF BATTERIES devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SHOPPING CART viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
BOOGER KING unbelievably bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 9 minute one-sided Title duel.
FLICKERING outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a tiresome 15 minute one-sided fight.
HEART was easily killed by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROAD KILL demolished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BAD SCRIPT handily defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NONSTANDARD demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute one-sided brawl.
BRIGHT handily defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MISSING DISLIKE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
POTTY BREAK vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
FISH STORY viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gory brawl.
FIRST SCRATCH was beaten by HYACINTH in a 2 minute match.
WARNING BELLS overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FIRE STARTER viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 15 minute mismatched competition.
DISCOVERY TOYS was viciously subdued by PULVERIZE in a popular 1 minute match.
UNPREPARED won victory over FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute fray.
DRUNK outwaited PROJECT A in a monotonous 15 minute bout.
STARGAZER defeated FLOOD in a 3 minute fight.
LEMON vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NO HEAT was unbelievably bested by TRAGICALLY HIPPO in a popular 5 minute fight.
IN THE WASHER vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SPARTAN was handily defeated by SOUR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
UNDONE was savagely defeated by HIP FLASK in a 1 minute beginner's competition.
WILDLIFE narrowly defeated HUBERTA in a 2 minute beginner vs. veteran upset duel.
COUNT PEPPERMINT was luckily beaten by BUGS in a 2 minute novice's fight.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE overpowered STRETCHED in a 2 minute uneven bout.
RIPPED subdued VOLK-MAN in a action packed 1 minute gory contest.
LIVER devastated UGLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
COLD was overpowered by POSSIBILITY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
STINKY demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -   4 -  3      85  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  12 -  1      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  23 -  4      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  11 -  2      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  18 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  17 -  5      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        34 -  22 -  3      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  22 -  2      56  |

Turn 337 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BOOGER KING 6588           29  11  0  131 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
BASHING ATTACK   OUT OF BATTERIES 7732      22   9  2  119 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
WALL OF STEEL    MOLDY 7930                 20   8  0  117 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731     22  10  0  107 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
AIMED BLOW       HERBALIFE 7796             15   1  0  104 BASH BROS MLM (973)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    POTTY BREAK 6838           16   7  0   95 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
SLASHING ATTACK  ROAD KILL 8272              9   2  0   95 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
PARRY-LUNGE      HYACINTH 9549               4   0  0   61 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was NO HEAT 7077.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUBERTA 9699, 
SHOPPING CART 6836, HYACINTH 9549, STARGAZER 10069, HIP FLASK 9702, TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 
7731, NONSTANDARD 8051, POTTY BREAK 6838, UNPREPARED 7811, and RIPPED 9875.

The least popular fighter this week was PROJECT A 10072.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DRUNK 7812, FLICKERING 8048, FIRE STARTER 8061, BOOGER KING 6588, COLD 
8226, VOLK-MAN 10370, STRETCHED 10116, UNDONE 7834, SPARTAN 10327, and TRAGICALLY 
HIPPO 9701.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

OUT OF BATTERIES (72-7732) BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
MOLDY (72-7930) BASH BROS FRUIT (997)

                        SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN TAMPA, FLORIDA

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held at the Embassy Suites Tampa Airport Westshore.  Room rates are $125 per night, 
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                    Hotel site:  https://tinyurl.com/FFSummer2019
       (As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI