DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/23/2019 Duedate: 06/19/2019 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-340 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS NO BATTERIES BASH BROS REMOTE (960) (72-7733) [22-9-1,115] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader NO BATTERIES PULVERIZE BASH BROS REMOTE (960) REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) (72-7733) [22-9-1,115] (72-4001) [4-0-0,116] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite BRIGHT HUBERTA BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) (72-8050) [15-8-0,97] (72-9699) [2-2-0,66] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM (-1) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BB SMART PHONE (732) 158 2. DELICATE THUNDER (466) 144 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 3. BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 77 Unchartered Team 4. BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201) 73 5. BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 48 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 14 0 0 100 1/ 1*BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 7 2 0 2/ 2*BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) 7 0 1 100 2/ 4 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 7 2 0 3/ 0*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 5 0 0 100 3/ 2 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 6 3 0 4/ 3*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) 4 0 0 100 4/ 7*BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) 5 0 1 5/ 0*BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 3 0 1 100 5/ 0*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 5 0 0 6/ 0*BASH BROS LUNCHTI (1164) 3 0 1 100 6/ 6 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 4 0 0 7- 5*BASH BROS COFFEE (1033) 1 0 0 100 7/ 3 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 4 2 0 8- 6*BASH BROS REDNECK (1066) 1 0 0 100 8/12*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) 4 5 0 9/ 0*BASH BROS POLITIC (1192) 1 0 0 100 9/ 5*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 4 6 0 10/ 0*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205) 1 0 0 100 10/ 0*BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 3 0 1 11- 7*BB PARRY STRIKER (1233) 1 0 0 100 11/ 0*BASH BROS LUNCHTI (1164) 3 0 1 12- 8*BASH BROS LUNGER (1236) 1 0 0 100 12/ 8 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 3 0 1 13/ 0 BB SMART PHONE (732) 9 1 2 90.0 13/ 9 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 3 0 0 14/11*BASH BROS FEELING (1201) 6 1 0 85.7 14/10*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) 3 0 0 15/ 9 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 32 7 0 82.1 15/11 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 3 0 0 16/ 0*BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 4 1 0 80.0 16/28 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 3 3 1 17/ 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 44 13 4 77.2 17-13 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 2 0 1 18/ 0*BASH BROS FENCE (784) 3 1 1 75.0 18/ 0*BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 2 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/13 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 59 21 1 73.8 19/29*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 2 0 0 20/12 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 50 18 1 73.5 20/30*BASH BROS FEELING (1201) 2 1 0 21/14 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 41 16 2 71.9 21/14 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 2 1 0 22/16 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 65 26 1 71.4 22/ 0*DELICATE THUNDER (466) 2 3 0 23/15 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 97 40 5 70.8 23/ 0 BB SMART PHONE (732) 1 0 1 24/17*BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 15 7 0 68.2 24/ 0*BASH BROS POLITIC (1192) 1 0 0 25-18 BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 22 11 0 66.7 25-20*BASH BROS LUNGER (1236) 1 0 0 26/20 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 37 19 1 66.1 26-19*BB PARRY STRIKER (1233) 1 0 0 27/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 27 14 0 65.9 27/ 0*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205) 1 0 0 28/ 0*BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 9 6 0 60.0 28-18*BASH BROS REDNECK (1066) 1 0 0 29/22 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 16 12 0 57.1 29-17*BASH BROS COFFEE (1033) 1 0 0 30/23*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) 12 10 0 54.5 30/ 0*BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 1 0 0 31-24 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 104 97 9 51.7 31/ 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 1 0 0 32/19*J IS FOR JACK (1268) 2 2 0 50.0 32/ 0*BASH BROS FENCE (784) 1 0 0 33/31*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 2 2 0 50.0 33/ 0*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 1 1 0 34/ 0*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 1 1 0 50.0 34/16*J IS FOR JACK (1268) 1 1 0 35-26 ONE MAN BAND (684) 44 46 2 48.9 35-25 ONE MAN BAND (684) 1 1 0 36/27*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 11 13 0 45.8 36/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 1 1 0 37/28 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 11 13 0 45.8 37-15*OUTCASTS (1369) 1 5 0 38/ 0*DELICATE THUNDER (466) 2 3 0 40.0 38/27 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 0 3 0 39/29 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 14 22 2 38.9 39/24*GOOD FOOD? (1329) 0 2 0 40/25*GOOD FOOD? (1329) 1 2 0 33.3 40-23 BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 0 1 0 41-30*OUTCASTS (1369) 3 14 0 17.6 41/ 0*BASH BROS NAMING (1204) 0 1 0 42/ 0*BASH BROS NAMING (1204) 0 1 0 0.0 42/22 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for UNLIKELY HEROES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 2-0-1 makes for a big thirst. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-0-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, BASH BROS FRUITS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. DRAGONHEAD saw the first turn for BASH BROS LUNCHTIME, a 3-0-1, and some teams are scared, others are too arrogant to notice. Take note friends, take note. I can just hear all the boasts coming in BASH BROS SPOUSE's next personal ads. Their first turn they went 5-0-0. DRAGONHEAD saw the first turn for BASH BROS TRASH, a 3-0-1, and some teams are scared, others are too arrogant to notice. Take note friends, take note. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see UNCONTROLLABLE win a fight and gain 55 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, STARGAZER beat FISH STORY and FISH STORY lost 6 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be getting bland, as NO BATTERIES stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, DRAGONHEAD? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you. REAPUS MAXIMUS the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like BASH BROS REMOTE avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. PULVERIZE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Now look at this. BOOGER KING challenged down 34 against REAPUS MAXIMUS' PULVERIZE. What a weasel! BOOGER KING was bested by PULVERIZE! Ok, BOOGER KING want to fight my grandmother next turn? Huh? I guess I can give a little credit to WILDLIFE of BASH BROS BASEMENT for challenging up by 19 to PROJECT A. WILDLIFE lost to get 14 points of recognition. Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone else. Anyway, this turn it came. POLLEN's 14-4-0 has earned him the Dark Arena. And sending POLLEN to the Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your better ideas, BASH BROS SPRING? BB SMART PHONE has cause to pause today, as 2 YEAR CONTRACT was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? What does the DRAGONHEAD arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of DRAGONHEAD. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NO BATTERIES 7733 22 9 1 115 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PULVERIZE 4001 4 0 0 116 REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) MISSING DISLIKE 6849 12 0 0 111 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) FLICKERING 8048 21 0 0 110 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) BOOGER KING 6588 29 12 0 107 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) POTTY BREAK 6838 18 7 0 105 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) SHOPPING CART 6836 17 8 1 103 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) RAIN 6893 13 7 0 102 BASH BROS SPRING (799) BRIGHT 8050 15 8 0 97 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) BAD SCRIPT 8068 21 8 1 96 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025) NONSTANDARD 8051 14 9 1 93 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WARNING BELLS 8011 13 4 1 84 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) FIRST SCRATCH 8009 10 7 0 83 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) DRUNK 7812 13 0 0 78 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) HYACINTH 9549 5 0 0 74 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 9 1 0 72 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HUBERTA 9699 2 2 0 66 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) FIRE STARTER 8061 11 11 0 62 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) UNPREPARED 7811 9 4 0 60 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STARGAZER 10069 6 7 0 55 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) UNCONTROLLABLE 9129 1 0 0 55 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201) NO HEAT 7077 4 2 0 54 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) LEMON 8010 11 6 0 51 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) CYBERTECH 4060 1 0 0 51 DELICATE THUNDER (466) OVERFLOWING 7655 4 0 0 47 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) -UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) -XYLOPHONE 9365 6 1 0 43 ONE MAN BAND (684) UNCOMFORTABLE 9131 3 0 0 43 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201) -JUDAH 4543 5 8 2 41 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) FISH STORY 7813 10 3 0 40 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) VEHICLE OF HARM 4056 1 0 0 39 DELICATE THUNDER (466) FLOOD 7079 5 3 0 38 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) PROJECT A 10072 6 11 0 37 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -IN THE WASHER 7833 3 1 0 36 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) RIPPED 9875 4 0 0 35 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME REPAIR 6819 3 1 1 31 BASH BROS FENCE (784) SOUR 10142 3 0 1 29 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) LUGONN 4055 0 1 0 27 DELICATE THUNDER (466) -HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) -KALIBAK 4428 5 4 0 26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330 3 4 1 26 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -ORGAN 9495 1 2 0 26 ONE MAN BAND (684) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DEAD BULB 10125 2 0 0 25 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -COLD 8226 1 1 0 23 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) T1000 4057 0 1 0 23 DELICATE THUNDER (466) BUGS 10143 3 0 0 22 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) -STINKY 8225 2 0 0 22 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) MOTHS 7654 3 1 0 21 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701 3 2 0 21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) O' LANTERN 9558 2 2 0 21 J IS FOR JACK (1268) -BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235 2 4 0 20 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -KNOCKDOWNS 9329 1 0 0 20 BASH BROS LUNGER (1236) LIVER 10094 1 2 0 19 GOOD FOOD? (1329) NAG 10128 1 0 0 19 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130 1 0 0 19 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) -SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 2 0 1 18 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) NO BATTERIES 10121 2 1 0 17 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150 1 0 1 17 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) UGLY 10118 1 1 0 16 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) OVERFLOW 10149 1 0 0 16 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) -SPARTAN 10327 2 3 0 15 OUTCASTS (1369) BAD MEDIA 8127 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) KNOCKED OVER 10147 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) LINT 9147 1 0 0 15 BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205) SNORING 10127 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) TOILET SEAT 10126 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) LONELY 8946 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164) -EMPTY POT 8116 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS COFFEE (1033) WILDLIFE 7076 3 5 0 14 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) NOT WHAT I WANT 8942 1 0 1 14 BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164) -WIPEOUT 10364 1 0 0 13 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) STRETCHED 10116 1 1 0 13 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) SPOILED 10141 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) -CITIZEN BANE 10107 2 0 0 12 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) MISSING MUSE 9143 0 1 0 11 BASH BROS NAMING (1204) NO FOOD 8945 1 0 0 10 BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164) -YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE 10325 1 6 0 9 OUTCASTS (1369) -DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074 1 0 0 9 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -TERRIBLE FAVES 9316 1 0 0 9 BB PARRY STRIKER (1233) DIRTY DISHES 10129 1 0 0 9 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) -OVERALLS 8358 1 0 0 9 BASH BROS REDNECK (1066) COOKIE CUTTER 9083 1 0 0 9 BASH BROS POLITICS (1192) -RIP 10356 1 0 1 8 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -HIRED MERCENARY 10068 0 1 0 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) -TIME DRAGON 10417 0 1 0 1 OUTCASTS (1369) MOTOR GOES OUT 8123 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 UNNATURAL GROWT 10150 340 NONE KHALHUMS DWARF 0 0 0 NONSTANDARD 8051 340 NONE PERSISTANT BEGGA 0 0 0 NOT WHAT I WANT 8942 340 NONE UNDONE 7834 3 3 0 BASH BROS SHEETS 980 COUNT PEPPERMIN 10330 340 POLLEN 6894 14 5 0 BASH BROS SPRING 799 BLACK ORC 340 NONE MICROCHIP 4059 0 1 0 DELICATE THUNDER 466 SHEWISH GIANT 340 NONE HIPPOSER 10376 0 1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266 RIP 10356 339 VOLK-MAN 10370 0 2 0 OUTCASTS 1369 SOUR 10142 338 PERSONAL ADS Dragonhead -- LATER ALL!! I see that THIS is a "special" ARENA for Assur, and his MANY "experimental" fighters, for all which are probobly CHEAT CREATATED on the Great TERRABLOOD website I've been hearing about all these years. -- Scorpio *kicking rocks* LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS POLLEN was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight. 2 YEAR CONTRACT murdered DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 4 minute gory Dark Arena melee. MICROCHIP was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. BOOGER KING was viciously subdued by PULVERIZE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. HYACINTH bested UNPREPARED in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel. HUBERTA was luckily beaten by DRUNK in a crowd pleasing 14 minute Challenge brawl. WILDLIFE was handily defeated by PROJECT A in a 3 minute uneven Challenge melee. NO BATTERIES vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel. FLICKERING unbelievably bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a slow 7 minute veteran's duel. BRIGHT handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BAD SCRIPT subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. SHOPPING CART viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest. POTTY BREAK bested M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute bout. MISSING DISLIKE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's conflict. RAIN devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel. WARNING BELLS beat M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute brawl. NONSTANDARD viciously butchered KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 5 minute veteran's brawl. FIRST SCRATCH overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute one-sided bout. FIRE STARTER was savagely defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute conflict. CHEMICAL SMELL overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight. STARGAZER beat FISH STORY in a 2 minute fray. NO HEAT vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory mismatched fray. FLOOD luckily beat TRAGICALLY HIPPO in a slow 25 minute fight. OVERFLOWING vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match. LEMON viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute brutal fight. RIPPED vanquished LIVER in a 1 minute uneven bout. REPAIR overcame O' LANTERN in a 2 minute bout. UNCOMFORTABLE overcame THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout. UNDONE was slaughtered by COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout. UGLY vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray. NO BATTERIES beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute match. SOUR overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BUGS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout. STRETCHED demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven contest. MOTHS defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's struggle. COOKIE CUTTER subdued MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute novice's struggle. BAD MEDIA handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. NOT WHAT I WANT savagely slew PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 3 minute novice's conflict. NO FOOD overpowered T1000 in a 1 minute one-sided duel. CYBERTECH handily defeated MISSING MUSE in a 1 minute mismatched match. VEHICLE OF HARM vanquished MOTOR GOES OUT in a 1 minute one-sided match. LINT demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel. LUGONN was bested by NAG in a 4 minute match. OVERFLOW overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute amateur's duel. KNOCKED OVER devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match. DIRTY DISHES overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's conflict. CLOTHES ON FLOOR beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute fight. UNCONTROLLABLE demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight. LONELY overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout. SPOILED overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven competition. SNORING demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match. TOILET SEAT overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle. UNNATURAL GROWTH slew EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 12 WALL OF STEEL 46 - 5 - 1 90 | |BASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 3 - 3 84 | |WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 3 - 2 73 | |AIMED BLOW 6 BASHING ATTACK 35 - 14 - 1 71 | |LUNGING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 18 - 1 69 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 40 - 19 - 3 68 | |SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 3 - 0 67 | |PARRY-STRIKE 5 AIMED BLOW 31 - 16 - 0 66 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 13 - 1 64 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 17 - 4 56 | Turn 340 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 9 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 10 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 9 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK NO BATTERIES 7733 22 9 1 115 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) SLASHING ATTACK PULVERIZE 4001 4 0 0 116 REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) LUNGING ATTACK MISSING DISLIKE 6849 12 0 0 111 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) TOTAL PARRY FLICKERING 8048 21 0 0 110 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) PARRY-RIPOSTE POTTY BREAK 6838 18 7 0 105 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) WALL OF STEEL SHOPPING CART 6836 17 8 1 103 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) AIMED BLOW FIRST SCRATCH 8009 10 7 0 83 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) PARRY-LUNGE HYACINTH 9549 5 0 0 74 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) STRIKING ATTACK CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 9 1 0 72 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is BRIGHT 8050. The most popular warrior this turn was HUBERTA 9699. The ten other most popular fighters were MISSING DISLIKE 6849, PULVERIZE 4001, SHOPPING CART 6836, LEMON 8010, UNCOMFORTABLE 9131, NOT WHAT I WANT 8942, HYACINTH 9549, NONSTANDARD 8051, UNPREPARED 7811, and BAD SCRIPT 8068. The least popular fighter this week was TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701. The other ten least popular fighters were FLOOD 7079, FLICKERING 8048, DRUNK 7812, MOTOR GOES OUT 8123, MISSING MUSE 9143, T1000 4057, COOKIE CUTTER 9083, LIVER 10094, PROJECT A 10072, and MICROCHIP 4059. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: NO BATTERIES (72-7733) BASH BROS REMOTE (960) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: 2 YEAR CONTRACT (72-6552) BB SMART PHONE (732) POLLEN (72-6894) BASH BROS SPRING (799) * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.