DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2019    Duedate: 06/19/2019

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-340

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NO BATTERIES
BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
(72-7733) [22-9-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NO BATTERIES                   PULVERIZE
BASH BROS REMOTE (960)         REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)
(72-7733) [22-9-1,115]         (72-4001) [4-0-0,116]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BRIGHT                         HUBERTA
BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)        H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
(72-8050) [15-8-0,97]          (72-9699) [2-2-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BB SMART PHONE (732)       158
2. DELICATE THUNDER (466)     144      BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
3. BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)     77      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)   73
5. BASH BROS TRASH (1338)      48      BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  14   0  0  100   1/ 1*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    7  2 0
 2/ 2*BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)    7   0  1  100   2/ 4 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  7  2 0
 3/ 0*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)    5   0  0  100   3/ 2 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  6  3 0
 4/ 3*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)       4   0  0  100   4/ 7*BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)   5  0 1
 5/ 0*BASH BROS TRASH (1338)     3   0  1  100   5/ 0*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   5  0 0
 6/ 0*BASH BROS LUNCHTI (1164)   3   0  1  100   6/ 6 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  4  0 0
 7- 5*BASH BROS COFFEE (1033)    1   0  0  100   7/ 3 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    4  2 0
 8- 6*BASH BROS REDNECK (1066)   1   0  0  100   8/12*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  4  5 0
 9/ 0*BASH BROS POLITIC (1192)   1   0  0  100   9/ 5*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     4  6 0
10/ 0*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)    1   0  0  100  10/ 0*BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    3  0 1
11- 7*BB PARRY STRIKER (1233)    1   0  0  100  11/ 0*BASH BROS LUNCHTI (1164)  3  0 1
12- 8*BASH BROS LUNGER (1236)    1   0  0  100  12/ 8 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   3  0 1
13/ 0 BB SMART PHONE (732)       9   1  2 90.0  13/ 9 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  3  0 0
14/11*BASH BROS FEELING (1201)   6   1  0 85.7  14/10*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)      3  0 0
15/ 9 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  32   7  0 82.1  15/11 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  3  0 0
16/ 0*BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)       4   1  0 80.0  16/28 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    3  3 1
17/ 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   44  13  4 77.2  17-13 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     2  0 1
18/ 0*BASH BROS FENCE (784)      3   1  1 75.0  18/ 0*BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/13 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  59  21  1 73.8  19/29*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  2  0 0
20/12 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  50  18  1 73.5  20/30*BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  2  1 0
21/14 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  41  16  2 71.9  21/14 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      2  1 0
22/16 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   65  26  1 71.4  22/ 0*DELICATE THUNDER (466)    2  3 0
23/15 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    97  40  5 70.8  23/ 0 BB SMART PHONE (732)      1  0 1
24/17*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    15   7  0 68.2  24/ 0*BASH BROS POLITIC (1192)  1  0 0
25-18 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     22  11  0 66.7  25-20*BASH BROS LUNGER (1236)   1  0 0
26/20 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  37  19  1 66.1  26-19*BB PARRY STRIKER (1233)   1  0 0
27/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    27  14  0 65.9  27/ 0*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)   1  0 0
28/ 0*BASH BROS DRESSER (945)    9   6  0 60.0  28-18*BASH BROS REDNECK (1066)  1  0 0
29/22 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   16  12  0 57.1  29-17*BASH BROS COFFEE (1033)   1  0 0
30/23*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  12  10  0 54.5  30/ 0*BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      1  0 0
31-24 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    104  97  9 51.7  31/ 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   1  0 0
32/19*J IS FOR JACK (1268)       2   2  0 50.0  32/ 0*BASH BROS FENCE (784)     1  0 0
33/31*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)   2   2  0 50.0  33/ 0*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  1  1 0
34/ 0*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)   1   1  0 50.0  34/16*J IS FOR JACK (1268)      1  1 0
35-26 ONE MAN BAND (684)        44  46  2 48.9  35-25 ONE MAN BAND (684)        1  1 0
36/27*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     11  13  0 45.8  36/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    1  1 0
37/28 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      11  13  0 45.8  37-15*OUTCASTS (1369)           1  5 0
38/ 0*DELICATE THUNDER (466)     2   3  0 40.0  38/27 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   0  3 0
39/29 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    14  22  2 38.9  39/24*GOOD FOOD? (1329)         0  2 0
40/25*GOOD FOOD? (1329)          1   2  0 33.3  40-23 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     0  1 0
41-30*OUTCASTS (1369)            3  14  0 17.6  41/ 0*BASH BROS NAMING (1204)   0  1 0
42/ 0*BASH BROS NAMING (1204)    0   1  0  0.0  42/22 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If The Warty Toad is buying 
drinks for UNLIKELY HEROES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  
A 2-0-1 makes for a big thirst.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-0-0 is nice, but don't get 
cocky, BASH BROS FRUITS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  
DRAGONHEAD saw the first turn for BASH BROS LUNCHTIME, a 3-0-1, and some teams are 
scared, others are too arrogant to notice.  Take note friends, take note.  I can just 
hear all the boasts coming in BASH BROS SPOUSE's next personal ads.  Their first turn 
they went 5-0-0.  DRAGONHEAD saw the first turn for BASH BROS TRASH, a 3-0-1, and 
some teams are scared, others are too arrogant to notice.  Take note friends, take 
note.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see UNCONTROLLABLE win a fight and 
gain 55 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, STARGAZER beat FISH STORY and FISH STORY lost 6 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD 
may be getting bland, as NO BATTERIES stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very 
good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't 
you, DRAGONHEAD?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you. 
REAPUS MAXIMUS the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
it looks like BASH BROS REMOTE avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would 
be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  PULVERIZE was challenged more times this turn than 
the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Now look at this.  
BOOGER KING challenged down 34 against REAPUS MAXIMUS' PULVERIZE.  What a weasel!  
BOOGER KING was bested by PULVERIZE!  Ok, BOOGER KING want to fight my grandmother 
next turn?  Huh?  I guess I can give a little credit to WILDLIFE of BASH BROS 
BASEMENT for challenging up by 19 to PROJECT A.  WILDLIFE lost to get 14 points of 
recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  I could say I saw this coming, but so 
could anyone else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  POLLEN's 14-4-0 has earned him the 
Dark Arena.  And sending POLLEN to the Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your 
better ideas, BASH BROS SPRING?  BB SMART PHONE has cause to pause today, as 2 YEAR 
CONTRACT was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, 
I'll wager.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up 
with you sooner that later?   
     What does the DRAGONHEAD arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of DRAGONHEAD.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one 
in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BATTERIES 7733            22   9  1   115       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PULVERIZE 4001                4   0  0   116       REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)
 MISSING DISLIKE 6849         12   0  0   111       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
 FLICKERING 8048              21   0  0   110       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 BOOGER KING 6588             29  12  0   107       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 POTTY BREAK 6838             18   7  0   105       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 SHOPPING CART 6836           17   8  1   103       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 RAIN 6893                    13   7  0   102       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 BRIGHT 8050                  15   8  0    97       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 BAD SCRIPT 8068              21   8  1    96       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
 NONSTANDARD 8051             14   9  1    93       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARNING BELLS 8011           13   4  1    84       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 FIRST SCRATCH 8009           10   7  0    83       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 DRUNK 7812                   13   0  0    78       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 HYACINTH 9549                 5   0  0    74       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 CHEMICAL SMELL 7875           9   1  0    72       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERTA 9699                  2   2  0    66       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 FIRE STARTER 8061            11  11  0    62       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 UNPREPARED 7811               9   4  0    60       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STARGAZER 10069               6   7  0    55       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
 UNCONTROLLABLE 9129           1   0  0    55       BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
 NO HEAT 7077                  4   2  0    54       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 LEMON 8010                   11   6  0    51       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 CYBERTECH 4060                1   0  0    51       DELICATE THUNDER (466)
 OVERFLOWING 7655              4   0  0    47       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
-XYLOPHONE 9365                6   1  0    43       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 UNCOMFORTABLE 9131            3   0  0    43       BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 FISH STORY 7813              10   3  0    40       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 VEHICLE OF HARM 4056          1   0  0    39       DELICATE THUNDER (466)
 FLOOD 7079                    5   3  0    38       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 PROJECT A 10072               6  11  0    37       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-IN THE WASHER 7833            3   1  0    36       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 RIPPED 9875                   4   0  0    35       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REPAIR 6819                   3   1  1    31       BASH BROS FENCE (784)
 SOUR 10142                    3   0  1    29       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
 LUGONN 4055                   0   1  0    27       DELICATE THUNDER (466)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330        3   4  1    26       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-ORGAN 9495                    1   2  0    26       ONE MAN BAND (684)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COLD 8226                     1   1  0    23       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 T1000 4057                    0   1  0    23       DELICATE THUNDER (466)
 BUGS 10143                    3   0  0    22       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
-STINKY 8225                   2   0  0    22       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 MOTHS 7654                    3   1  0    21       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
 TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         3   2  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 O' LANTERN 9558               2   2  0    21       J IS FOR JACK (1268)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-KNOCKDOWNS 9329               1   0  0    20       BASH BROS LUNGER (1236)
 LIVER 10094                   1   2  0    19       GOOD FOOD? (1329)
 NAG 10128                     1   0  0    19       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130        1   0  0    19       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108        2   0  1    18       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 NO BATTERIES 10121            2   1  0    17       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
 UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150        1   0  1    17       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
 UGLY 10118                    1   1  0    16       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
 OVERFLOW 10149                1   0  0    16       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
-SPARTAN 10327                 2   3  0    15       OUTCASTS (1369)
 BAD MEDIA 8127                1   0  0    15       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
 KNOCKED OVER 10147            1   0  0    15       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
 LINT 9147                     1   0  0    15       BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)
 SNORING 10127                 1   0  0    15       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 TOILET SEAT 10126             1   0  0    15       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 LONELY 8946                   1   0  0    15       BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164)
-EMPTY POT 8116                1   0  0    15       BASH BROS COFFEE (1033)
 WILDLIFE 7076                 3   5  0    14       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 NOT WHAT I WANT 8942          1   0  1    14       BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164)
-WIPEOUT 10364                 1   0  0    13       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 STRETCHED 10116               1   1  0    13       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
 SPOILED 10141                 1   0  0    13       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   0  0    12       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 MISSING MUSE 9143             0   1  0    11       BASH BROS NAMING (1204)
 NO FOOD 8945                  1   0  0    10       BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164)
-YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE 10325    1   6  0     9       OUTCASTS (1369)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           1   0  0     9       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-TERRIBLE FAVES 9316           1   0  0     9       BB PARRY STRIKER (1233)
 DIRTY DISHES 10129            1   0  0     9       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-OVERALLS 8358                 1   0  0     9       BASH BROS REDNECK (1066)
 COOKIE CUTTER 9083            1   0  0     9       BASH BROS POLITICS (1192)
-RIP 10356                     1   0  1     8       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-HIRED MERCENARY 10068         0   1  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
-TIME DRAGON 10417             0   1  0     1       OUTCASTS (1369)
 MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           0   1  0     1       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      UNNATURAL GROWT 10150 340  NONE
KHALHUMS DWARF          0  0 0                      NONSTANDARD 8051      340  NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      NOT WHAT I WANT 8942  340  NONE
UNDONE 7834             3  3 0 BASH BROS SHEETS 980 COUNT PEPPERMIN 10330 340   
POLLEN 6894            14  5 0 BASH BROS SPRING 799 BLACK ORC             340  NONE
MICROCHIP 4059          0  1 0 DELICATE THUNDER 466 SHEWISH GIANT         340  NONE
HIPPOSER 10376          0  1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266  RIP 10356             339   
VOLK-MAN 10370          0  2 0 OUTCASTS 1369        SOUR 10142            338   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dragonhead -- LATER ALL!!  I see that THIS is a "special" ARENA for Assur, and his 
MANY "experimental" fighters, for all which are probobly CHEAT CREATATED on the Great 
TERRABLOOD website I've been hearing about all these years. -- Scorpio *kicking rocks*

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POLLEN was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
2 YEAR CONTRACT murdered DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 4 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
MICROCHIP was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BOOGER KING was viciously subdued by PULVERIZE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
HYACINTH bested UNPREPARED in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
HUBERTA was luckily beaten by DRUNK in a crowd pleasing 14 minute Challenge brawl.
WILDLIFE was handily defeated by PROJECT A in a 3 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NO BATTERIES vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
FLICKERING unbelievably bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a slow 7 minute veteran's duel.
BRIGHT handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAD SCRIPT subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SHOPPING CART viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
POTTY BREAK bested M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute bout.
MISSING DISLIKE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's conflict.
RAIN devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WARNING BELLS beat M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute brawl.
NONSTANDARD viciously butchered KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 5 minute veteran's brawl.
FIRST SCRATCH overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
FIRE STARTER was savagely defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute conflict.
CHEMICAL SMELL overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
STARGAZER beat FISH STORY in a 2 minute fray.
NO HEAT vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory mismatched fray.
FLOOD luckily beat TRAGICALLY HIPPO in a slow 25 minute fight.
OVERFLOWING vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LEMON viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
RIPPED vanquished LIVER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
REPAIR overcame O' LANTERN in a 2 minute bout.
UNCOMFORTABLE overcame THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
UNDONE was slaughtered by COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
UGLY vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NO BATTERIES beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute match.
SOUR overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BUGS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
STRETCHED demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven contest.
MOTHS defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
COOKIE CUTTER subdued MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute novice's struggle.
BAD MEDIA handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOT WHAT I WANT savagely slew PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
NO FOOD overpowered T1000 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CYBERTECH handily defeated MISSING MUSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VEHICLE OF HARM vanquished MOTOR GOES OUT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LINT demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LUGONN was bested by NAG in a 4 minute match.
OVERFLOW overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute amateur's duel.
KNOCKED OVER devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DIRTY DISHES overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute fight.
UNCONTROLLABLE demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LONELY overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SPOILED overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SNORING demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TOILET SEAT overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
UNNATURAL GROWTH slew EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         WALL OF STEEL     46 -   5 -  1      90  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -   3 -  3      84  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   3 -  2      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  14 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  18 -  1      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       40 -  19 -  3      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         AIMED BLOW        31 -  16 -  0      66  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  13 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  17 -  4      56  |

Turn 340 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  0                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    10 -  1                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  1                                       2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   NO BATTERIES 7733          22   9  1  115 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
SLASHING ATTACK  PULVERIZE 4001              4   0  0  116 REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)
LUNGING ATTACK   MISSING DISLIKE 6849       12   0  0  111 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
TOTAL PARRY      FLICKERING 8048            21   0  0  110 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    POTTY BREAK 6838           18   7  0  105 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
WALL OF STEEL    SHOPPING CART 6836         17   8  1  103 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
AIMED BLOW       FIRST SCRATCH 8009         10   7  0   83 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
PARRY-LUNGE      HYACINTH 9549               5   0  0   74 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHEMICAL SMELL 7875         9   1  0   72 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BRIGHT 8050.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HUBERTA 9699.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISSING DISLIKE 6849, 
PULVERIZE 4001, SHOPPING CART 6836, LEMON 8010, UNCOMFORTABLE 9131, NOT WHAT I WANT 
8942, HYACINTH 9549, NONSTANDARD 8051, UNPREPARED 7811, and BAD SCRIPT 8068.

The least popular fighter this week was TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLOOD 7079, FLICKERING 8048, DRUNK 7812, MOTOR GOES OUT 8123, 
MISSING MUSE 9143, T1000 4057, COOKIE CUTTER 9083, LIVER 10094, PROJECT A 10072, and 
MICROCHIP 4059.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

NO BATTERIES (72-7733) BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

2 YEAR CONTRACT (72-6552) BB SMART PHONE (732)
POLLEN (72-6894) BASH BROS SPRING (799)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.