DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/05/2019 Duedate: 01/01/2020 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-347 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS CHEMICAL SMELL BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) (72-7875) [15-1-0,120] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CHEMICAL SMELL NAG BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) (72-7875) [15-1-0,120] (72-10128) [6-2-0,63] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SHOPPING CART CHEMICAL SMELL BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) (72-6836) [21-11-1,96] (72-7875) [15-1-0,120] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) 20 2. BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 19 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 3. BASH BROS WALLET (873) 16 Unchartered Team 4. H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 15 5. BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) 15 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 3 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 50 13 4 79.4 1/ 1*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 12 3 1 2/ 2*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 31 9 2 77.5 2/ 2 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) 7 2 1 3/ 4 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) 21 7 3 75.0 3/ 4*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 6 0 0 4/ 9*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 12 4 0 75.0 4/ 3 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 4 2 0 5/ 5 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 67 25 1 72.8 5/ 5*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 3 2 0 6/ 8 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 46 18 2 71.9 6/ 6 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 3 4 1 7- 7 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 68 27 1 71.6 7/ 9 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 2 0 0 8/ 0*BASH BROS FENCE (784) 5 2 1 71.4 8/10 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 2 1 0 9/ 0 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 99 40 6 71.2 9/11 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 2 1 0 10-10 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 19 8 0 70.4 10- 7 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 2 2 0 11/11 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 47 24 1 66.2 11/ 8 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 2 2 0 12/14 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 21 14 0 60.0 12/18 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 2 3 0 13/13*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 10 7 0 58.8 13/ 0 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 1 0 0 14/12 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 7 5 0 58.3 14-12 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 1 0 0 15-15 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 108 98 9 52.4 15-15 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 1 0 0 16/ 0*BASH BROS WALLET (873) 1 1 0 50.0 16/ 0*BASH BROS FENCE (784) 1 0 0 17/16 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 15 16 0 48.4 17/ 0*BASH BROS WALLET (873) 1 1 0 18/17 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 23 28 3 45.1 18/19 J IS FOR JACK (1268) 1 2 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/18 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 14 21 0 40.0 19/16 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 1 2 0 20/19 J IS FOR JACK (1268) 3 7 0 30.0 20/17 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 0 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. H IS FOR HIPPO turned their 1-1-0 turn into a 12th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see COUNTERFEIT win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, DANGEROUS CRIMINAL beat UGLY and UGLY lost 8 points. You're breakin' my heart. Looks like DRAGONHEAD has some guts at least, PROJECT A the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. CHEMICAL SMELL challenged DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as CHEMICAL SMELL takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, DRAGONHEAD? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you. H IS FOR HIPPO the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like BASH BROS B-MOVIES avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DRAGONHEAD's morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons? There's got to be a better place in DRAGONHEAD to get a drink than The Warty Toad! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of DRAGONHEAD. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 15 1 0 120 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -OVERFLOWING 7655 10 0 0 115 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) WARNING BELLS 8011 19 5 1 114 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) -FLICKERING 8048 22 0 0 112 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) LOST IN COUCH 7734 11 5 1 109 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) -NONSTANDARD 8051 16 9 1 101 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) PROJECT A 10072 12 12 0 99 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) SHOPPING CART 6836 21 11 1 96 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) BAD SCRIPT 8068 26 10 1 95 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025) -BRIGHT 8050 15 9 0 92 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STARGAZER 10069 10 10 0 87 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) FIRE STARTER 8061 16 13 0 84 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) HYACINTH 9549 7 4 0 81 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) HUBERTA 9699 3 4 0 81 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) -FIRST SCRATCH 8009 10 8 0 75 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BUGS 10143 9 1 0 66 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) NAG 10128 6 2 0 63 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) SOUR 10142 8 2 1 61 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130 7 1 0 60 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) TOILET SEAT 10126 7 1 0 59 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) DIRTY DISHES 10129 5 3 0 58 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LEMON 8010 15 9 0 56 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BAD MEDIA 8127 6 2 0 51 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) UGLY 10118 6 3 0 50 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) -UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) MOTOR GOES OUT 8123 6 2 0 45 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) SNORING 10127 6 2 2 44 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) REPAIR 6819 5 2 1 42 BASH BROS FENCE (784) -JUDAH 4543 5 8 2 41 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -WIPEOUT 10364 4 1 0 37 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -MOTHS 7654 7 3 0 34 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME O' LANTERN 9558 3 7 0 33 J IS FOR JACK (1268) SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 2 1 1 32 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) SPOILED 10141 4 4 2 29 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330 6 8 2 28 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) NO BATTERIES 10121 5 5 0 28 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) -HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) -KALIBAK 4428 5 4 0 26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -DEAD BULB 10125 2 0 0 25 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701 3 2 0 21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) -RIP 10356 2 0 1 20 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235 2 4 0 20 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) COUNTERFEIT 7270 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS WALLET (873) -CITIZEN BANE 10107 2 0 0 12 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074 1 0 0 9 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -HIRED MERCENARY 10068 0 1 0 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? STRETCHED 10116 4 4 0 BASH BROS SWEAT 1332 COUNT PEPPERMIN 10330 346 LOST 7272 0 1 0 BASH BROS WALLET 873 MOUNTAIN TROLL 347 NONE PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS LOST was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. CHEMICAL SMELL viciously subdued PROJECT A in a 4 minute Challenge Title duel. O' LANTERN overpowered COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. SHOPPING CART bested HUBERTA in a exciting 4 minute bloody veteran's fight. WARNING BELLS devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. LOST IN COUCH devastated STARGAZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match. FIRE STARTER handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. BAD SCRIPT defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's duel. HYACINTH defeated NAG in a exciting 3 minute fight. DIRTY DISHES was overcome by KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute bout. BUGS demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute bloody mismatched match. UGLY was unbelievably bested by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute battle. LEMON was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bout. CLOTHES ON FLOOR slimly won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute conflict. TOILET SEAT viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. MOTOR GOES OUT handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. BAD MEDIA bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory brawl. SOUR overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match. REPAIR defeated SPIRIT OF COFFEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict. SNORING devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. NO BATTERIES lost to THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute match. SPOILED was luckily beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 4 minute fray. COUNTERFEIT overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's contest. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 6 TOTAL PARRY 55 - 21 - 2 72 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 53 - 21 - 0 72 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 8 - 2 68 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 2 67 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 47 - 24 - 6 66 | |AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 17 - 1 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 15 - 0 57 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 10 - 0 57 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 1 56 | Turn 347 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 5 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 15 1 0 120 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) WALL OF STEEL WARNING BELLS 8011 19 5 1 114 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) LUNGING ATTACK LOST IN COUCH 7734 11 5 1 109 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) TOTAL PARRY FIRE STARTER 8061 16 13 0 84 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) PARRY-LUNGE HYACINTH 9549 7 4 0 81 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) PARRY-STRIKE SOUR 10142 8 2 1 61 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) BASHING ATTACK TOILET SEAT 10126 7 1 0 59 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SHOPPING CART 6836. The most popular warrior this turn was CHEMICAL SMELL 7875. The ten other most popular fighters were HUBERTA 9699, HYACINTH 9549, SPOILED 10141, SHOPPING CART 6836, UGLY 10118, LEMON 8010, CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130, TOILET SEAT 10126, BAD MEDIA 8127, and LOST IN COUCH 7734. The least popular fighter this week was STARGAZER 10069. The other ten least popular fighters were COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330, NO BATTERIES 10121, SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108, DIRTY DISHES 10129, NAG 10128, PROJECT A 10072, LOST 7272, COUNTERFEIT 7270, MOTOR GOES OUT 8123, and FIRE STARTER 8061. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: SHOPPING CART (72-6836) BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) BAD SCRIPT (72-8068) BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025) MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVIII ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME METRON 3686 (133-91-0) 2 3 0 SPACE ACTION 99 FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TOO SHORT 6578 (31-17-3) 2 3 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SPILLS 6855 (0-0-0) 5 3 1 BASH BROS THEATER PARKING LOT 6868 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS FREEWAY CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 (8-0-1) 1 3 0 BASH BROS FREEWAY PUNKA 9396 (3-0-0) 1 3 0 EAT THIS! TIME BOMB 8204 (3-0-0) 0 2 0 KABOOMERS CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME HUBERTA 9699 (3-3-0) 6 3 0 H IS FOR HIPPO ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME REPAIR 6819 (4-2-1) 3 3 0 BASH BROS FENCE CATNIP 8203 (2-1-0) 0 2 0 KABOOMERS MARSHMALLOW 7864 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 SWEET TOOTH INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME WIPEOUT 10364 (4-1-0) 5 3 0 SPACE ACTION 99 APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME RIP 10356 (2-0-1) 0 2 0 SPACE ACTION 99 DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BASES LOADED WALK 6582 (11-1-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS BASEBALL HUMPING LEG 6637 (12-4-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS DOG FORMS 7540 (14-3-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS DMV KOOL AID 5909 (11-6-0) 2 3 1 LIQUIDS BOOK LOST 6666 (24-6-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS LIBRARY FOGHORN LEGHORN 6497 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 WARNER BROS. TRASH 6840 (15-2-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS ROADSIDE HEART 8101 (18-15-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS DISEASE HIDDEN 9617 (11-6-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN HORSE 4350 (7-4-0) 0 2 0 MCDONALD'S FARM DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME EMPTY 7269 (0-0-0) 10 3 1 BASH BROS WALLET LOST IN COUCH 7734 (10-5-1) 8 3 0 BASH BROS REMOTE ECHO 4061 (12-3-4) 6 3 0 THE JOURNEY II CORN FLAKES 5903 (10-5-1) 3 3 1 CEREAL FRED MEYER 4087 (7-2-0) 3 3 0 FREDDY'S FIVE COLD 8929 (2-1-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS NIGHT FLEUR DU MAL 8587 (10-7-1) 2 3 0 DEAD ME CUT YOUR HEAD ROAD KILL 8272 (9-2-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS ROADSIDE TOO HOT 7671 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS OVEN DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME RUDENESS 7538 (2-3-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS DMV SCARY 8930 (3-2-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS NIGHT 419 7794 (8-1-1) 2 3 0 BB JUNK EMAIL PUSHY SALESMAN 8007 (3-2-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS NEW CAR BOOBY TRAP 7665 (2-1-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS CLOSET FLOODS BASEMENT 6923 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BB H2O HEATER LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072 (1-2-0) 0 2 0 BB DUELMASTERS DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DOESN'T WORK 6763 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS NURSE TASTE != SMELL 8115 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD BASH BROS COFFEE DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SOOT 9680 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS FIREPLACE DONZARA 10303 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 DARK MINIONS TAKES TOO LONG 9142 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS NAMING