DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/05/2019    Duedate: 01/01/2020

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-347

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHEMICAL SMELL
BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
(72-7875) [15-1-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHEMICAL SMELL                 NAG
BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)        BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
(72-7875) [15-1-0,120]         (72-10128) [6-2-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHOPPING CART                  CHEMICAL SMELL
BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
(72-6836) [21-11-1,96]         (72-7875) [15-1-0,120]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)     20
2. BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)     19      BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
3. BASH BROS WALLET (873)      16      Unchartered Team
4. H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)       15
5. BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)  15      BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   50  13  4 79.4   1/ 1*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)  12  3 1
 2/ 2*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   31   9  2 77.5   2/ 2 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)   7  2 1
 3/ 4 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)   21   7  3 75.0   3/ 4*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  6  0 0
 4/ 9*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  12   4  0 75.0   4/ 3 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  4  2 0
 5/ 5 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  67  25  1 72.8   5/ 5*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  3  2 0
 6/ 8 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  46  18  2 71.9   6/ 6 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    3  4 1
 7- 7 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   68  27  1 71.6   7/ 9 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   2  0 0
 8/ 0*BASH BROS FENCE (784)      5   2  1 71.4   8/10 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   2  1 0
 9/ 0 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    99  40  6 71.2   9/11 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  2  1 0
10-10 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   19   8  0 70.4  10- 7 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   2  2 0
11/11 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  47  24  1 66.2  11/ 8 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  2  2 0
12/14 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   21  14  0 60.0  12/18 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     2  3 0
13/13*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  10   7  0 58.8  13/ 0 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    1  0 0
14/12 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)       7   5  0 58.3  14-12 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   1  0 0
15-15 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    108  98  9 52.4  15-15 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     1  0 0
16/ 0*BASH BROS WALLET (873)     1   1  0 50.0  16/ 0*BASH BROS FENCE (784)     1  0 0
17/16 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      15  16  0 48.4  17/ 0*BASH BROS WALLET (873)    1  1 0
18/17 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    23  28  3 45.1  18/19 J IS FOR JACK (1268)      1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     14  21  0 40.0  19/16 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      1  2 0
20/19 J IS FOR JACK (1268)       3   7  0 30.0  20/17 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  H IS FOR HIPPO turned their 1-1-0 
turn into a 12th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you 
get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see COUNTERFEIT win 
a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DANGEROUS CRIMINAL beat UGLY and 
UGLY lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Looks like DRAGONHEAD has some guts 
at least, PROJECT A the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior.  CHEMICAL 
SMELL challenged DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with 
the old, in with the new, as CHEMICAL SMELL takes the Title and last week's bar tab 
from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I 
telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, DRAGONHEAD?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you. 
H IS FOR HIPPO the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
it looks like BASH BROS B-MOVIES avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of 
would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DRAGONHEAD's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in DRAGONHEAD to get a drink than The Warty 
Toad!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of 
DRAGONHEAD.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEMICAL SMELL 7875          15   1  0   120       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OVERFLOWING 7655             10   0  0   115       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
 WARNING BELLS 8011           19   5  1   114       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-FLICKERING 8048              22   0  0   112       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 LOST IN COUCH 7734           11   5  1   109       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-NONSTANDARD 8051             16   9  1   101       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 PROJECT A 10072              12  12  0    99       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 SHOPPING CART 6836           21  11  1    96       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 BAD SCRIPT 8068              26  10  1    95       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-BRIGHT 8050                  15   9  0    92       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STARGAZER 10069              10  10  0    87       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
 FIRE STARTER 8061            16  13  0    84       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 HYACINTH 9549                 7   4  0    81       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 HUBERTA 9699                  3   4  0    81       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-FIRST SCRATCH 8009           10   8  0    75       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUGS 10143                    9   1  0    66       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
 NAG 10128                     6   2  0    63       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 SOUR 10142                    8   2  1    61       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
 CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130        7   1  0    60       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 TOILET SEAT 10126             7   1  0    59       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 DIRTY DISHES 10129            5   3  0    58       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEMON 8010                   15   9  0    56       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAD MEDIA 8127                6   2  0    51       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
 UGLY 10118                    6   3  0    50       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           6   2  0    45       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
 SNORING 10127                 6   2  2    44       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 REPAIR 6819                   5   2  1    42       BASH BROS FENCE (784)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-WIPEOUT 10364                 4   1  0    37       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-MOTHS 7654                    7   3  0    34       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 O' LANTERN 9558               3   7  0    33       J IS FOR JACK (1268)
 SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108        2   1  1    32       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 SPOILED 10141                 4   4  2    29       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330        6   8  2    28       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 NO BATTERIES 10121            5   5  0    28       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         3   2  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-RIP 10356                     2   0  1    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 COUNTERFEIT 7270              1   0  0    15       BASH BROS WALLET (873)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   0  0    12       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           1   0  0     9       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-HIRED MERCENARY 10068         0   1  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STRETCHED 10116         4  4 0 BASH BROS SWEAT 1332 COUNT PEPPERMIN 10330 346   
LOST 7272               0  1 0 BASH BROS WALLET 873 MOUNTAIN TROLL        347  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOST was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHEMICAL SMELL viciously subdued PROJECT A in a 4 minute Challenge Title duel.
O' LANTERN overpowered COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SHOPPING CART bested HUBERTA in a exciting 4 minute bloody veteran's fight.
WARNING BELLS devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOST IN COUCH devastated STARGAZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
FIRE STARTER handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BAD SCRIPT defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's duel.
HYACINTH defeated NAG in a exciting 3 minute fight.
DIRTY DISHES was overcome by KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute bout.
BUGS demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
UGLY was unbelievably bested by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute battle.
LEMON was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bout.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR slimly won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute conflict.
TOILET SEAT viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MOTOR GOES OUT handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BAD MEDIA bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory brawl.
SOUR overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
REPAIR defeated SPIRIT OF COFFEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
SNORING devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NO BATTERIES lost to THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute match.
SPOILED was luckily beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 4 minute fray.
COUNTERFEIT overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       55 -  21 -  2      72  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     53 -  21 -  0      72  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -   8 -  2      68  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -   8 -  2      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    47 -  24 -  6      66  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  17 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        20 -  15 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  1      56  |

Turn 347 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CHEMICAL SMELL 7875        15   1  0  120 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
WALL OF STEEL    WARNING BELLS 8011         19   5  1  114 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
LUNGING ATTACK   LOST IN COUCH 7734         11   5  1  109 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
TOTAL PARRY      FIRE STARTER 8061          16  13  0   84 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
PARRY-LUNGE      HYACINTH 9549               7   4  0   81 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
PARRY-STRIKE     SOUR 10142                  8   2  1   61 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
BASHING ATTACK   TOILET SEAT 10126           7   1  0   59 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHOPPING CART 6836.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CHEMICAL SMELL 7875.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUBERTA 9699, 
HYACINTH 9549, SPOILED 10141, SHOPPING CART 6836, UGLY 10118, LEMON 8010, CLOTHES ON 
FLOOR 10130, TOILET SEAT 10126, BAD MEDIA 8127, and LOST IN COUCH 7734.

The least popular fighter this week was STARGAZER 10069.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330, NO BATTERIES 10121, SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108, 
DIRTY DISHES 10129, NAG 10128, PROJECT A 10072, LOST 7272, COUNTERFEIT 7270, MOTOR 
GOES OUT 8123, and FIRE STARTER 8061.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SHOPPING CART (72-6836) BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
BAD SCRIPT (72-8068) BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVIII

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
METRON 3686 (133-91-0)                 2  3  0         SPACE ACTION 99      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TOO SHORT 6578 (31-17-3)               2  3  0         BASH BROS HAIRCUT    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPILLS 6855 (0-0-0)                    5  3  1         BASH BROS THEATER    
PARKING LOT 6868 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         BASH BROS FREEWAY    
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 (8-0-1)         1  3  0         BASH BROS FREEWAY    
PUNKA 9396 (3-0-0)                     1  3  0         EAT THIS!            
TIME BOMB 8204 (3-0-0)                 0  2  0         KABOOMERS            

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HUBERTA 9699 (3-3-0)                   6  3  0         H IS FOR HIPPO       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REPAIR 6819 (4-2-1)                    3  3  0         BASH BROS FENCE      
CATNIP 8203 (2-1-0)                    0  2  0         KABOOMERS            
MARSHMALLOW 7864 (0-0-0)               0  2  0         SWEET TOOTH          

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WIPEOUT 10364 (4-1-0)                  5  3  0         SPACE ACTION 99      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RIP 10356 (2-0-1)                      0  2  0         SPACE ACTION 99      

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BASES LOADED WALK 6582 (11-1-0)        3  3  0         BASH BROS BASEBALL   
HUMPING LEG 6637 (12-4-0)              3  3  0         BASH BROS DOG        
FORMS 7540 (14-3-0)                    2  3  0         BASH BROS DMV        
KOOL AID 5909 (11-6-0)                 2  3  1         LIQUIDS              
BOOK LOST 6666 (24-6-0)                1  3  0         BASH BROS LIBRARY    
FOGHORN LEGHORN 6497 (0-0-0)           1  3  0         WARNER BROS.         
TRASH 6840 (15-2-0)                    1  3  0         BASH BROS ROADSIDE   
HEART 8101 (18-15-0)                   0  2  0         BASH BROS DISEASE    
HIDDEN 9617 (11-6-0)                   0  2  0         BASH BROS ROAD SIGN  
HORSE 4350 (7-4-0)                     0  2  0         MCDONALD'S FARM      

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EMPTY 7269 (0-0-0)                    10  3  1         BASH BROS WALLET     
LOST IN COUCH 7734 (10-5-1)            8  3  0         BASH BROS REMOTE     
ECHO 4061 (12-3-4)                     6  3  0         THE JOURNEY II       
CORN FLAKES 5903 (10-5-1)              3  3  1         CEREAL               
FRED MEYER 4087 (7-2-0)                3  3  0         FREDDY'S FIVE        
COLD 8929 (2-1-0)                      2  3  0         BASH BROS NIGHT      
FLEUR DU MAL 8587 (10-7-1)             2  3  0  DEAD   ME CUT YOUR HEAD     
ROAD KILL 8272 (9-2-0)                 2  3  0         BASH BROS ROADSIDE   
TOO HOT 7671 (1-0-0)                   1  3  0         BASH BROS OVEN       

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RUDENESS 7538 (2-3-0)                  3  3  0         BASH BROS DMV        
SCARY 8930 (3-2-0)                     3  3  0         BASH BROS NIGHT      
419 7794 (8-1-1)                       2  3  0         BB JUNK EMAIL        
PUSHY SALESMAN 8007 (3-2-0)            2  3  0         BASH BROS NEW CAR    
BOOBY TRAP 7665 (2-1-0)                0  2  0         BASH BROS CLOSET     
FLOODS BASEMENT 6923 (0-0-0)           0  2  0         BB H2O HEATER        
LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072 (1-2-0)            0  2  0         BB DUELMASTERS       

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOESN'T WORK 6763 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         BASH BROS NURSE      
TASTE != SMELL 8115 (0-0-0)            0  1  0  DEAD   BASH BROS COFFEE     

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SOOT 9680 (0-0-0)                      4  3  0         BASH BROS FIREPLACE  
DONZARA 10303 (0-0-0)                  3  3  0         DARK MINIONS         
TAKES TOO LONG 9142 (0-0-0)            1  3  0         BASH BROS NAMING