DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/30/2020 Duedate: 02/26/2020
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-349
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HUBERTA
H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
(72-9699) [5-4-0,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HUBERTA POSITION IS EMPTY
H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
(72-9699) [5-4-0,119]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LOST IN COUCH HUBERTA
BASH BROS REMOTE (960) H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
(72-7734) [12-6-1,85] (72-9699) [5-4-0,119]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FREELANCERS (576) 29
2. UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 16 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
3. H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 13 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) 12
5. BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 11 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*FAST TIMES (987) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 8 7 0
2- 2 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 50 13 4 79.4 2/ 2 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) 6 2 0
3- 4 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 37 11 0 77.1 3/ 4 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 5 1 0
4/ 5 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337) 25 8 3 75.8 4/ 5 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 5 4 0
5/ 6 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 15 5 0 75.0 5/ 3 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 4 2 2
6- 7 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 67 26 1 72.0 6- 6*KABOOMERS (1048) 3 0 0
7/ 3 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 36 14 2 72.0 7/12 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 3 3 0
8/ 8 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 69 27 1 71.9 8- 7*FAST TIMES (987) 2 0 0
9/10 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 100 41 6 70.9 9/14 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 2 1 0
10- 9 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 46 19 2 70.8 10/ 9 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 2 1 0
11-12*KABOOMERS (1048) 13 6 1 68.4 11/18 J IS FOR JACK (1268) 2 1 0
12/13 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 50 25 3 66.7 12/19 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 2 1 0
13/16 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 12 7 0 63.2 13/11 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 2 1 0
14-14*BASH BROS FENCE (784) 5 3 1 62.5 14/ 0 FREELANCERS (576) 2 2 1
15/15 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 22 15 0 59.5 15/13 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 1 0 0
16/18 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 17 16 0 51.5 16- 8 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 1 0 0
17/ 0 FREELANCERS (576) 81 81 11 50.0 17-21 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 1 1 0
18/17 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 7 7 0 50.0 18-15*BASH BROS WALLET (873) 1 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-19*BASH BROS WALLET (873) 1 1 0 50.0 19-10 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 1 1 0
20/20 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 28 29 3 49.1 20-17*BASH BROS FENCE (784) 1 1 0
21/21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 16 23 0 41.0 21-20 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 1 2 0
22/22 J IS FOR JACK (1268) 4 8 0 33.3 22/22 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, DRAGONHEAD? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Now keep the taverns open late tonight,
for there are sorrows to drown for BASH BROS ROADSIDE, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped
them by 9 into 19th. Ha! J IS FOR JACK turned their 1-0-0 turn into a 11th place
rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.
Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see LEMON win a fight and gain 21 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, SPIRIT OF COFFEE beat TOILET SEAT and TOILET SEAT lost 9 points.
You're breakin' my heart. Looks like DRAGONHEAD has some guts at least, WARNING
BELLS the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. WARNING BELLS
challenged HUBERTA for DRAGONHEAD's Title this turn, and guess what happened? And
it's out with the old, in with the new, as HUBERTA takes the Title and last week's
bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Welcome Wench, humph! I've tasted
better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From DRAGONHEAD's trash
dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you. KABOOMERS the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act
of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was OBSIDIAN HALL. Ha ha ha ha!
Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, PROJECT A was challenged by FIRE STARTER, who
was ranked 30 points below him. Not that I'm surprised or anything, but FIRE STARTER
was overcame by PROJECT A, leaving the latter lower for recognition points.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Ya gotta go sometime, and ABBERAN's time was this
time. Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had he lived... (what? me pity?). I can't say as
I'm proud to find out that BASH BROS NEW CAR's LEMON has killed ABBERAN from
FREELANCERS. I can say I wish FREELANCERS good luck in their bloodfeud. We're all
going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that
later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUBERTA 9699 5 4 0 119 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 15 1 0 120 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
PROJECT A 10072 14 12 0 118 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
STARGAZER 10069 12 10 0 116 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
-FLICKERING 8048 22 0 0 112 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
NONSTANDARD 8051 17 9 1 107 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-BRIGHT 8050 15 9 0 92 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUGS 10143 11 1 0 90 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
-TIME BOMB 8204 4 0 0 88 KABOOMERS (1048)
LEMON 8010 17 9 1 86 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
FIRE STARTER 8061 17 14 0 85 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
LOST IN COUCH 7734 12 6 1 85 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-DRUNK 7812 15 1 0 78 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-FIRST SCRATCH 8009 10 8 0 75 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
NAG 10128 7 3 0 75 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FLAME OUT 8205 6 1 1 75 KABOOMERS (1048)
DIRTY DISHES 10129 6 4 0 74 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
VENTALEN 5288 16 8 1 73 FREELANCERS (576)
HYACINTH 9549 7 6 0 72 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
SOUR 10142 10 2 1 67 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130 9 1 0 67 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UGLY 10118 8 3 0 66 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
-FISH STORY 7813 12 4 0 57 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 4 1 1 57 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330 7 9 2 56 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
MOTOR GOES OUT 8123 8 2 0 53 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
BAD MEDIA 8127 7 3 0 53 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
-UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
SNORING 10127 7 3 2 44 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-REPAIR 6819 5 3 1 43 BASH BROS FENCE (784)
WILLDRAS 5282 11 3 0 42 FREELANCERS (576)
-UNPREPARED 7811 10 6 0 36 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
TOILET SEAT 10126 7 3 0 35 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
O' LANTERN 9558 4 8 0 33 J IS FOR JACK (1268)
-CATNIP 8203 3 1 0 32 KABOOMERS (1048)
NO BATTERIES 10121 5 7 0 30 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
-HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-DEAD BULB 10125 2 0 0 25 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SPOILED 10141 4 5 2 22 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
-TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701 3 2 0 21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
SLARDRI 5893 1 0 1 21 FREELANCERS (576)
-COUNTERFEIT 7270 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS WALLET (873)
-PENELOPE PITSTOP 7870 1 0 0 13 FAST TIMES (987)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107 2 0 0 12 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074 1 0 0 9 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-TOM SLICK 7869 1 0 0 9 FAST TIMES (987)
-HIRED MERCENARY 10068 0 1 0 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
-LOSER 1 9368 0 1 0 1 KABOOMERS (1048)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 SLARDRI 5893 349 NONE
STRETCHED 10116 4 4 0 BASH BROS SWEAT 1332 COUNT PEPPERMIN 10330 346
ABBERAN 5280 9 5 2 FREELANCERS 576 LEMON 8010 349
PERSONAL ADS
What is with all the Bash Bros? -- Freelancers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WARNING BELLS was viciously subdued by HUBERTA in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
FIRE STARTER was overcome by PROJECT A in a dull 3 minute veteran's Challenge match.
NONSTANDARD devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
STARGAZER overpowered NAG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HYACINTH was viciously subdued by LOST IN COUCH in a exciting 1 minute master's fight.
DIRTY DISHES was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
BUGS vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute uneven duel.
LEMON slaughtered ABBERAN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR defeated COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 2 minute fight.
SOUR overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
VENTALEN overpowered SNORING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
WILLDRAS was handily defeated by UGLY in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided contest.
MOTOR GOES OUT savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
BAD MEDIA overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TOILET SEAT was devastated by SPIRIT OF COFFEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NO BATTERIES was overpowered by O' LANTERN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SLARDRI butchered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 5 - 3 74 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 52 - 20 - 2 72 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 8 - 1 71 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 52 - 25 - 1 68 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 16 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 46 - 26 - 7 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 8 - 1 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
Turn 349 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 5 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK HUBERTA 9699 5 4 0 119 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
TOTAL PARRY PROJECT A 10072 14 12 0 118 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
AIMED BLOW STARGAZER 10069 12 10 0 116 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
BASHING ATTACK LEMON 8010 17 9 1 86 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
LUNGING ATTACK LOST IN COUCH 7734 12 6 1 85 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
WALL OF STEEL VENTALEN 5288 16 8 1 73 FREELANCERS (576)
PARRY-LUNGE HYACINTH 9549 7 6 0 72 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
PARRY-STRIKE SOUR 10142 10 2 1 67 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LOST IN COUCH 7734. The most popular warrior this
turn was HUBERTA 9699. The ten other most popular fighters were LOST IN COUCH 7734,
COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330, MOTOR GOES OUT 8123, STARGAZER 10069, DIRTY DISHES 10129,
UGLY 10118, NONSTANDARD 8051, SOUR 10142, VENTALEN 5288, and BUGS 10143.
The least popular fighter this week was PROJECT A 10072. The other ten least popular
fighters were FIRE STARTER 8061, NO BATTERIES 10121, TOILET SEAT 10126, ABBERAN 5280,
HYACINTH 9549, NAG 10128, BAD MEDIA 8127, WILLDRAS 5282, LEMON 8010, and SLARDRI
5893.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
WARNING BELLS (72-8011) BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)