DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2020    Duedate: 04/22/2020

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-351

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOOGER KING
BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
(72-6588) [32-15-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROJECT A                      CLICHE
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)         BB CHICK FLICK (923)
(72-10072) [16-12-0,122]       (72-7533) [6-1-0,85]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LOST IN COUCH                  HUBERTA
BASH BROS REMOTE (960)         H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
(72-7734) [14-6-1,95]          (72-9699) [6-5-1,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)     35
2. BASH BROS SHEETS (980)      32      BASH BROS MLM (973)
3. BB CHICK FLICK (923)        30      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)     23
5. ONLY IN MY DREAMS (1274)    19      BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)    3   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)  11  4 2
 2/ 0*BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)    2   0  1  100   2/ 4*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    7  1 0
 3/ 2 BASH BROS MLM (973)       41  10  1 80.4   3/ 2 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    5  3 0
 4/ 5*BB CHICK FLICK (923)      11   3  1 78.6   4/ 8 FREELANCERS (576)         5  5 1
 5/ 6 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   46  14  4 76.7   5/10*BB CHICK FLICK (923)      4  0 0
 6/ 3 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  42  13  4 76.4   6/ 7 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  4  2 0
 7/17*BASH BROS WALLET (873)     3   1  0 75.0   7/13 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    3  0 0
 8- 7 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)   26   9  3 74.3   8/ 5 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  3  1 1
 9/ 8*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    22   8  0 73.3   9- 3 BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)   3  1 0
10-11 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   69  27  1 71.9  10/11 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  3  1 0
11/12 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  53  21  1 71.6  11/ 6 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     3  3 1
12/13 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)   102  41  6 71.3  12/ 0*BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)   2  0 1
13/ 9 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  17   7  0 70.8  13/ 0*ONLY IN MY DREAMS (1274)  2  0 1
14/16 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  52  25  3 67.5  14/16*BASH BROS WALLET (873)    2  0 0
15/19 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  13   8  0 61.9  15/20 J IS FOR JACK (1268)      2  1 0
16/20 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   22  17  0 56.4  16/15 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  2  1 0
17/22 FREELANCERS (576)         84  84 11 50.0  17/ 0*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)   1  0 0
18/24 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    31  31  3 50.0  18-17 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)       8   8  0 50.0  19/ 0*GIANTS & GOLEMS I (1378)  1  1 0
20/ 0*GIANTS & GOLEMS I (1378)   1   1  0 50.0  20/25 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  1  1 0
21/23 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      17  18  0 48.6  21/14 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      1  2 0
22/25 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     18  25  1 41.9  22/22 BASH BROS MLM (973)       1  2 0
23/26 J IS FOR JACK (1268)       5   9  0 35.7  23/21 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      1  2 0
24/ 0*ONLY IN MY DREAMS (1274)   4   8  2 33.3  24/18 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   0  3 0
25/ 0*BASH BROS POLICE (930)     0   1  0  0.0  25/ 0*BASH BROS POLICE (930)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                  WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
                                     DM 45 VERSION

Do you want to join an arena contest with cool prizes, but always have trouble finding 
a partner?  Fret not!  I have just the contest for you!  No partners needed.  
Stormcrowe (DM 45) will be hosting a contest for single teams.  The rules are exactly 
the same as the current WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE contest in Kolact (DM 10), but for single 
teams!

Here is all the pertinent information so you can join us for a festive time in 
Stormcrowe!

Overview

A contest for Stormcrowe (DM 45) that runs 10 turns (starting turn 424, due 
05/19/2020).  One (1) team per manager.  Participating managers may not run multiple 
teams in the arena during the contest.

Premise

Master Darque is fiddling with Chaos Gates again, which creates CHAOS and randomness 
during the contest.  Turn 1 (Stormcrowe turn 424) and Turn 10 (Stormcrowe turn 433) 
will be scored using STANDARD scoring (explained below).  Turns 2 through 9 will use a 
wide variety scoring mechanisms and will be randomly determined as the contest 
progresses using a random generator.  The scoring mechanisms will be posted in 
Stormcrowe's newsletter two (2) turns in advance, as well as on the D2 website under 
the contest forums.

Entry

Entry into the contest is open to anyone who meets the following criteria:

1) Bring a team to Stormcrowe (DM 45).

2) Each manager must declare their intention to participate in the contest BEFORE Turn 
1 of The WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE contest (No exceptions will be made).  Declarations must 
include A) TEAM NAME and B) MANAGER NAME.  You can submit a declaration by:

     a. A personal ad in DM 45 BEFORE turn 324
     b. A diplomatic note to Darque Ages (29) in DM 81
     c. An email to rebelnerfherder @ yahoo.com (put "WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE DM 45" in 
        the Subject Line)
     d. Private Message in the Duel2 Chatzy channel

**NOTE:  Failure to meet these criteria by the deadline will result in NO ENTRY into 
the contest.  Your team MUST be listed on the Master Contest List for Turn 1 to 
participate.  Please be mindful of the requirements and submit them in a timely manner 
to avoid any misfortunes.

Prizes

Endurance Award -- Here Is Your Participation Trophy

Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion for participating in all 
10 rounds of the contest and in at least 45 of the 50 scheduled fights.  Teams that 
participate in ALL 60 fights will receive an additional +1 Bonus Potion.

1ST Place -- You're Awesome Awards (choose 3 from the following)

1. LIMITED Max Damage (one-time only; not perpetual; warrior must be from DM 45 and 
   participated in the contest)
2. Move a warrior from another team (that you own) to your DM 45 squad (warrior must 
   be NATURAL and UNMODIFIED; there must be an open spot via death/dark arena or 
   graduation, warrior must be alive)
3. Know Favorites (Initiates classed warrior or above)
4. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
5. Limited Immortality (one (1) resurrection following death in DM 45)
6. Two (2) +1 Skill Potions (added to warrior's base; no out of bound warriors)

2ND Place -- Ever the Bride's Maid Awards (choose 2 of the following)

1. LIMITED Max Damage (one-time only; not perpetual; warrior must be from DM 45 and 
   participated in the contest)
2. Know Favorites (Initiates classed warrior or above)
3. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
4. Two (2) +1 Skill Potions (added to warrior's base; no out of bound warriors)

3RD Place -- The Aluminum Falcon Awards (choose 1 of the following)

1. Reroll one (1) warrior's favorite LEARN
2. Two (2) +1 Skill Potions (added to warrior's base; no out of bound warriors)

Moderator
Master Darque will be the moderator for this contest.  All questions and disputes can 
be directed to him.  He is the final arbitrator for the contest and his decisions are 
final.

Scoring

Standard Scoring (Turns 1 & 12)

 +3 Win
 -2 Death
 +2 Kill
 Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please 
 note:  Death against any opponent will be scored with a -2).  Dark Arena fights will 
 be scored regularly.

Option 1:  Delarquan Death Fest Scoring (DM 59)

 Win = +2 pts
 Loss = -1 pt
 Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
 Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
 Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
 Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
 Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both participants.  
 Death penalties will also apply.

Option 2 -- TOGS IV Scoring (DM 60)

 10 points for winning on your upchallenge against another WoM warrior.
  7 points for winning on your even challenge of another WoM warrior.
  7 points for winning on another WoM warrior's challenge.
  7 points for winning a random matchup against another WoM warrior.
  4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-WoM warrior.
 Do not fight your teammate, you will not get any points.  Also, you will not get any 
 points if you challenge a non-WoM team (this includes the Dark Arena).
  5 points for a spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn. 
 The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter 
 (that's 31 lines--each line 86 characters across).  In addition to the length 
 criteria, spotlights will not be given any points if they are in any way plagiarized 
 or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy-related.  If in doubt about the content, 
 email me before the turn and I will be happy to verify it for you.
 -5 points per manager who does not write at least one (1) personal ad.
 -5 points for being the team that avoided the most.

Option 3 -- Battle Royal (DM 18)

 +1 Win
 +1 Kill
 -1 Loss
 -1 Death
 No Avoids (-10 point penalty for avoiding)

Option 4 -- (Un)Popularity Contest

 +11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular warriors'     
     list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, + 9 for third most popular, etc)  Only 
     warriors listed on the most popular list will score points (between +10 and +1).
 +11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular 
     warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, + 9 for third least popular, 
     etc)  Only warriors listed on the least popular list will score points (between 
     +10 and +1).

Option 5 -- Slaughter Priest Memorial (DM 54)

 No Challenges (DA fights scored regularly; avoids allowed)
  3 points for winning
  3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)
  3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number 
     of personals beyond one you still only get three points).  Make sure it is 
     written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you 
     will not get the points.
 -3 points for losing
 -3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing and -3 for being 
     killed)
Special Note:  Challenging during an SPM scoring turn will result in disqualification.

Option 6 -- Turf War (DM 47)
 Team Points:
     Fights made:
          1 = 0 points,  2 = 0 points,  3 = 1 point,  4 = 3 points,  5 = 5 points
     Wins earned:
          1 = 1 point,  2 = 3 points,  3 = 6 points,  4 = 10 points,  5 = 15 points
     Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
     Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points (If ties, no points 
          awarded)

 Alliance Points:
     Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
          All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
          All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
          All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
          Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points (If tied, no points 
          awarded.)

Option 7 -- Morya Madness (DM 28)

 +3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style.  Highest ranked is the highest 
    recognition total, regardless of record.  If case of a tie in recognition points, 
    win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by total kills (warrior).
 +5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for 
    second, etc).
 +2 Successful Bloodfeud.  Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the 
    contest do not count to this total.
 +5 Most Avoided Squad (teammates avoiding one another will not be counted)
 -5 Most Avoiding Squad
 +5 Most Turn's Most Favorite
 +5 Most Turn's Least Favorite

Option 8 -- Mordant Olympics (DM 1) -- Only Available Turns 6-9

 The three teams with the best win-loss record from the previous contest turns (who 
 meet minimum fight criteria).  Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve as 
 tie breaks if needed.

 Gold -- 25 points
 Silver -- 15 points
 Bronze -- 10 Points

 + 3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win (Challenges against squad-mates will incur 
     a -2 point penalty)
 +3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win (Challenges from squad-mates will 
     incur a -2 point penalty)

Option 9 -- Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse (DM 45)

 +5 Win
 -3 Death
 +5 Kill
 Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please 
 note:  Death against any opponent will be scored with a -3).  Dark Arena fights will 
 be scored regularly.

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If this keeps up, OBSIDIAN HALL, 
you'll have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 7 in the rankings?  BASH 
BROS REMOTE turned their 1-0-0 turn into a 7th place rank in the listings this turn.  
Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is 
nice, but don't get cocky, BASH BROS SHEETS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates 
are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see CLICHE win a fight and 
gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, O' LANTERN beat STINKY and STINKY lost 13 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  BOOGER KING challenged DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster 
for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as BOOGER KING 
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not 
in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's 
new, don't you, DRAGONHEAD?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  H IS FOR HIPPO was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily 
livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BASH BROS MARRIAGE.  Ha ha ha ha!  
VENTALEN was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, 
but FIRE STARTER has challenged up by 35 in an attempt against PROJECT A.  And, oof!  
FIRE STARTER saw stars around his helmet, after losing the fight, and disappointing 
the crowds, I might add.  I guess I can give a little credit to RIPPED of BASH BROS 
SHEETS for challenging up by 24 to HYACINTH.  RIPPED won to get 76 points of 
recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the DRAGONHEAD arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOGER KING 6588             32  15  0   121       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROJECT A 10072              16  12  0   122       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 VENTALEN 5288                18   8  1   114       FREELANCERS (576)
-FLICKERING 8048              22   0  0   112       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-NONSTANDARD 8051             17   9  1   107       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 HUBERTA 9699                  6   5  1   102       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 TAX PENALTY 7311             13   6  1   100       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 LEMON 8010                   19   9  1    96       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-BUGS 10143                   12   1  0    96       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
 LOST IN COUCH 7734           14   6  1    95       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 NAG 10128                     9   3  1    93       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-BRIGHT 8050                  15   9  0    92       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 DIRTY DISHES 10129            8   4  0    91       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STARGAZER 10069              12  12  0    89       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
 CONVENIENCE 7310             16   5  0    88       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130       11   1  0    87       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 FIRE STARTER 8061            17  16  0    85       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 CLICHE 7533                   6   1  0    85       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 UGLY 10118                    9   4  0    83       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
-AMWAY 7795                   14   2  1    80       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 RIPPED 9875                   6   0  0    76       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-FIRST SCRATCH 8009           10   8  0    75       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 HYACINTH 9549                 8   7  0    73       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108        5   1  1    68       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IN THE WASHER 7833            5   1  0    66       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 EMPTY 7269                    2   0  0    64       BASH BROS WALLET (873)
 SNORING 10127                 9   3  3    62       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 BAD MEDIA 8127                9   3  0    62       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798          12   6  0    52       BASH BROS MLM (973)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOILET SEAT 10126             9   3  0    51       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 WILLDRAS 5282                12   4  0    46       FREELANCERS (576)
 O' LANTERN 9558               5   9  0    43       J IS FOR JACK (1268)
 MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           8   4  0    41       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
 LINT 9147                     3   0  0    41       BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)
 COLD 8226                     3   1  0    37       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330        7  11  2    34       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 NO BATTERIES 10121            6   8  0    34       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO PLOT 7531                  5   2  1    27       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPOILED 10141                 4   5  2    22       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
-TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         3   2  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 TC 9594                       2   2  1    20       ONLY IN MY DREAMS (1274)
 STINKY 8225                   3   1  0    19       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-COUNTERFEIT 7270              1   0  0    15       BASH BROS WALLET (873)
 CRACKED 7951                  1   0  1    14       BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   0  0    12       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 DEMI GOLEM 10383              1   0  0    10       GIANTS & GOLEMS II (1378)
 BROKEN 7955                   1   0  0     9       BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
 PEACEFUL 9586                 1   0  0     9       ONLY IN MY DREAMS (1274)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           1   0  0     9       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 NETHER GIANT 10386            0   1  0     7       GIANTS & GOLEMS II (1378)
 MACHO 7570                    0   1  0     7       BASH BROS POLICE (930)
-HIRED MERCENARY 10068         0   1  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED ASSASS        0  0 0                      NAG 10128             351  NONE
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      CRACKED 7951          351  NONE
HERBALIFE 7796         15  2 0 BASH BROS MLM 973    HUBERTA 9699          350   
ABBERAN 5280            9  5 2 FREELANCERS 576      LEMON 8010            349   
SLARDRI 5893            1  2 1 FREELANCERS 576      SHEWISH GIANT         351  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLARDRI was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STARGAZER was vanquished by VENTALEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BOOGER KING outlasted HUBERTA in a 13 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
FIRE STARTER was bested by PROJECT A in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
RIPPED bested HYACINTH in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
O' LANTERN devastated STINKY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CONVENIENCE was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's fight.
TAX PENALTY vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
LEMON viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute brutal veteran's duel.
LOST IN COUCH overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
DIRTY DISHES devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR narrowly defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 4 minute bloody match.
NAG executed CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory mismatched conflict.
CLICHE vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SPIRIT OF COFFEE vanquished MOTOR GOES OUT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
EMPTY devastated COUNT PEPPERMINT in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
UGLY overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NO BATTERIES was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WILLDRAS was devastated by IN THE WASHER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
DISCOVERY TOYS overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BAD MEDIA overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SNORING handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
TOILET SEAT savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 1 minute fight.
LINT overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
COLD demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
NO PLOT handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TC executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
NETHER GIANT was defeated by PEACEFUL in a action packed 1 minute beginner's fight.
CRACKED assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MACHO was overpowered by DEMI GOLEM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BROKEN beat MORDANT DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  12 -  1      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       42 -  17 -  1      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  22 -  8      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  23 -  1      66  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  13 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  13 -  0      46  |

Turn 351 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         6  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BOOGER KING 6588           32  15  0  121 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
WALL OF STEEL    VENTALEN 5288              18   8  1  114 FREELANCERS (576)
STRIKING ATTACK  HUBERTA 9699                6   5  1  102 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
BASHING ATTACK   TAX PENALTY 7311           13   6  1  100 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
LUNGING ATTACK   LOST IN COUCH 7734         14   6  1   95 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
AIMED BLOW       CLICHE 7533                 6   1  0   85 BB CHICK FLICK (923)
PARRY-STRIKE     UGLY 10118                  9   4  0   83 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
SLASHING ATTACK  RIPPED 9875                 6   0  0   76 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
PARRY-LUNGE      HYACINTH 9549               8   7  0   73 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOST IN COUCH 7734.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HUBERTA 9699.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLARDRI 5893, RIPPED 
9875, CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130, IN THE WASHER 7833, CONVENIENCE 7310, TAX PENALTY 7311, 
LEMON 8010, LOST IN COUCH 7734, EMPTY 7269, and TOILET SEAT 10126.

The least popular fighter this week was PROJECT A 10072.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FIRE STARTER 8061, BOOGER KING 6588, MACHO 7570, COUNT PEPPERMINT 
10330, MOTOR GOES OUT 8123, STINKY 8225, STARGAZER 10069, CRACKED 7951, NETHER GIANT 
10386, and TC 9594.