DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/21/2020 Duedate: 06/17/2020 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-353 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS STARGAZER OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) (72-10069) [14-12-0,129] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader STARGAZER PULVERIZE OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) (72-10069) [14-12-0,129] (72-4001) [8-0-0,167] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite LOST IN COUCH UGLY BASH BROS REMOTE (960) BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) (72-7734) [16-6-1,102] (72-10118) [9-6-0,73] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. FREELANCERS (576) 40 2. BASH BROS STEAK (1456) 28 BASH BROS MLM (973) 3. OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 28 Unchartered Team 4. BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) 23 5. BASH BROS ART (1425) 20 REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) 8 0 0 100 1/ 1 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 13 2 2 2- 2*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205) 3 0 0 100 2/ 2 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 7 4 0 3/ 3*BASH BROS ART (1425) 3 0 0 100 3/ 5 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 6 7 0 4- 4*JURINE SAMPLES (1420) 1 0 0 100 4/ 9*BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 5 1 1 5/ 1*BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 10 1 2 90.9 5/10*BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) 5 1 1 6/10*BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) 5 1 1 83.3 6/ 4*BB CHICK FLICK (923) 5 1 0 7/ 5 BASH BROS MLM (973) 44 11 1 80.0 7/ 3 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 5 1 0 8/19*BASH BROS STEAK (1456) 4 1 0 80.0 8/18 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 4 1 0 9/ 0 IT'S ELEMENTAL (1474) 23 6 0 79.3 9/11 BASH BROS MLM (973) 4 1 0 10/ 7 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 46 13 4 78.0 10/16*BASH BROS STEAK (1456) 4 1 0 11/ 9*BB CHICK FLICK (923) 14 4 1 77.8 11/13 FREELANCERS (576) 4 4 0 12/ 8 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 54 16 5 77.1 12/22*BASH BROS ART (1425) 3 0 0 13/13 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 26 10 0 72.2 13/ 7 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 3 0 0 14/16 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 104 41 6 71.7 14/ 6*BASH BROS WALLET (873) 3 1 0 15/ 6*BASH BROS WALLET (873) 5 2 0 71.4 15/15 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 3 1 0 16-17 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 69 28 1 71.1 16-14*ONLY IN MY DREAMS (1274) 2 0 1 17/14 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 54 22 1 71.1 17/ 8 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 2 1 0 18/12 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 26 11 0 70.3 18/17 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 2 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/15 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 18 8 0 69.2 19/12 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 2 2 0 20/18 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 53 26 3 67.1 20/19 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 2 4 0 21/20 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 13 10 0 56.5 21/ 0 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 1 0 1 22/22 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 21 18 0 53.8 22-20*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205) 1 0 0 23/21 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 22 19 0 53.7 23-21*JURINE SAMPLES (1420) 1 0 0 24/ 0 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 109 98 10 52.7 24/ 0*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) 1 0 0 25/23 FREELANCERS (576) 87 86 11 50.3 25-23*GIANTS & GOLEMS I (1378) 1 1 0 26-24*GIANTS & GOLEMS I (1378) 1 1 0 50.0 26-28 J IS FOR JACK (1268) 1 1 0 27-25*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413) 1 1 0 50.0 27-25*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413) 1 1 0 28-26*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415) 1 1 0 50.0 28-26*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415) 1 1 0 29/27 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 35 37 3 48.6 29/29 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 1 2 0 30/28 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 8 10 0 44.4 30/32*BASH BROS MEAT (1428) 1 3 0 31/29 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 20 27 1 42.6 31/27 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 0 3 0 32-30 J IS FOR JACK (1268) 5 10 0 33.3 32/30 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 0 3 0 33-31*ONLY IN MY DREAMS (1274) 4 8 2 33.3 33-31*FAV SAYINGS (1412) 0 2 0 34/32*BASH BROS MEAT (1428) 1 3 0 25.0 34-34*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) 0 1 0 35-33*FAV SAYINGS (1412) 0 2 0 0.0 35-36 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 0 1 0 36-37*BASH BROS POLICE (930) 0 1 0 0.0 36-37*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1422) 0 1 0 37-35*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1422) 0 1 0 0.0 37-33*BASH BROS POLICE (930) 0 1 0 38-34*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) 0 1 0 0.0 38-35*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1417) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Greetings, Warriors of DRAGONHEAD. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. BASH BROS NEW CAR after a sorry 0-1-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues! Practice pays for CRACKED, who pummelled CAPTURED ORC, to pocket 18 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 23 points to KUNG-FU MASTER. (Discrete enough, DIRTY DISHES?) Well, Duelmaster BOOGER KING challenged OBSIDIAN HALL's STARGAZER. Is a 33-15-0 good enough? What can be a greater victory? STARGAZER has taken hers place as the top, as DRAGONHEAD's new Duelmaster. Word has it one team in DRAGONHEAD is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works. A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the little birds cry out?' Any ideas? To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in H IS FOR HIPPO are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BASH BROS WALLET, so did that sorry team shy from H IS FOR HIPPO Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, HUBERTA is the most challenged warrior. Word has it FIRE STARTER suffered a romantic setback. Note how he challenged PROJECT A, 38 points his senior. It's not whether you win or lose, but how many points you get (1). Right, FIRE STARTER? Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! More than one waitress at The Dripping Blade was spilling more drinks than usual last week, as OVERFLOW's early demise became known. What will BASH BROS TRASH do??? Justice was served as VENTALEN fought LEMON in bloodfeud. Well done, FREELANCERS! How true is BASH BROS MLM's mettle? Just one week remains for the avenging of HERBALIFE's death. Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting! Leave me now, you base fools! More important duties call me. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for DRAGONHEAD? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STARGAZER 10069 14 12 0 129 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PULVERIZE 4001 8 0 0 167 REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) VENTALEN 5288 19 8 1 126 FREELANCERS (576) PROJECT A 10072 18 12 0 126 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STINKY 6864 15 3 0 125 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) BOOGER KING 6588 33 16 0 123 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) HUBERTA 9699 7 6 1 117 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) -FLICKERING 8048 22 0 0 112 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) TAX PENALTY 7311 15 6 1 105 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) LOST IN COUCH 7734 16 6 1 102 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) NAG 10128 11 3 1 102 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) CONVENIENCE 7310 18 5 0 99 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) LEMON 8010 20 10 1 97 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130 13 1 0 96 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) CLICHE 7533 8 1 0 96 BB CHICK FLICK (923) -BRIGHT 8050 15 9 0 92 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME EMPTY 7269 4 0 0 89 BASH BROS WALLET (873) FIRE STARTER 8061 17 18 0 87 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) -NONSTANDARD 8051 17 10 1 84 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) HYACINTH 9549 9 8 0 80 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) RIPPED 9875 7 1 0 77 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) -FIRST SCRATCH 8009 10 8 0 75 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) IN THE WASHER 7833 6 2 0 75 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) UGLY 10118 9 6 0 73 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) DIRTY DISHES 10129 9 5 0 73 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TOILET SEAT 10126 11 3 1 65 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 5 3 1 65 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) DISCOVERY TOYS 7798 14 6 0 64 BASH BROS MLM (973) WILLDRAS 5282 13 4 0 62 FREELANCERS (576) SNORING 10127 10 4 3 59 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FULL AND HEAVY 6861 11 7 0 56 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) BAD MEDIA 8127 10 4 0 53 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150 4 0 1 50 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) CRACKED 7951 3 0 1 42 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) -MOTOR GOES OUT 8123 8 4 0 41 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) -JUDAH 4543 5 8 2 41 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -LINT 9147 3 0 0 41 BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205) COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330 7 13 2 39 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) STINKY 8225 5 1 0 38 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) -WIPEOUT 10364 4 1 0 37 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074 3 0 0 37 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) NO BATTERIES 10121 6 10 0 36 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RIP 10356 3 0 2 33 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -COLD 8226 3 2 0 33 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) -MAGGIE MAGNESIUM 10907 4 1 0 30 IT'S ELEMENTAL (1474) KNOCKED OVER 10147 4 0 1 29 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) -HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) NO PLOT 7531 6 3 1 26 BB CHICK FLICK (923) -KALIBAK 4428 5 4 0 26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813 2 0 0 26 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) CONSTRUCT 10064 2 0 0 25 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) -DEAD BULB 10125 2 0 0 25 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) BANANA ON WALL 10657 2 0 0 24 BASH BROS ART (1425) -FERN FERMIUM 10903 2 0 0 24 IT'S ELEMENTAL (1474) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701 3 2 0 21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) -TC 9594 2 2 1 20 ONLY IN MY DREAMS (1274) -BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235 2 4 0 20 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RUBBERY 10811 2 0 0 20 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) OVER DONE 10672 1 1 0 17 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) CITIZEN BANE 10107 2 2 0 16 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -COUNTERFEIT 7270 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS WALLET (873) -MAGGY MANGANESE 10905 1 0 0 13 IT'S ELEMENTAL (1474) -UNBELIEVABLE 10593 1 0 0 12 FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413) E COLI 10673 0 2 0 12 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655 1 0 0 11 BASH BROS ART (1425) -DEMI GOLEM 10383 1 0 0 10 GIANTS & GOLEMS II (1378) CALZRIN 10750 1 0 0 10 FREELANCERS (576) BROKEN 7955 2 1 0 9 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) -MR. CARTER 10604 1 0 0 9 PORKY'S REVENGE (1415) -PEACEFUL 9586 1 0 0 9 ONLY IN MY DREAMS (1274) -SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591 0 1 0 7 FAV SAYINGS (1412) -NETHER GIANT 10386 0 1 0 7 GIANTS & GOLEMS II (1378) -OVERCOOKED 10815 0 1 0 7 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) -WARM FEELING 10630 1 0 0 6 JURINE SAMPLES (1420) -HIRED MERCENARY 10068 0 1 0 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) -PAM ANDERSON 10617 0 1 0 3 CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417) -LITTLE FLOCKER 10599 0 1 0 1 FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) NARVIK 10851 0 1 0 1 FREELANCERS (576) SARDONIS 10734 0 1 0 1 FREELANCERS (576) CHEAP 7490 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS WALLET (873) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 KNOCKED OVER 10147 353 NONE HERBALIFE 7796 15 2 0 BASH BROS MLM 973 HUBERTA 9699 350 OVERFLOW 10149 2 1 0 BASH BROS TRASH 1338 RIP 10356 353 ABBERAN 5280 9 5 2 FREELANCERS 576 LEMON 8010 349 JUST REVENGED O' LANTERN 9558 5 10 0 J IS FOR JACK 1268 TOILET SEAT 10126 352 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS VENTALEN bested LEMON in a 2 minute gruesome master's Bloodfeud fight. AMWAY was demolished by HUBERTA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee. BOOGER KING was overpowered by STARGAZER in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel. FIRE STARTER was bested by PROJECT A in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight. SPIRIT OF COFFEE was bested by HYACINTH in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. STINKY vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight. CLOTHES ON FLOOR overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute fight. CONVENIENCE handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven melee. PULVERIZE vanquished RIPPED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel. TAX PENALTY vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. CLICHE beat KHALHUMS DWARF in a 6 minute brutal fight. LOST IN COUCH savagely defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched competition. NAG subdued VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's match. DIRTY DISHES was overpowered by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. IN THE WASHER was defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute duel. EMPTY overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. UGLY was outwaited by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 7 minute brutal master's brawl. TOILET SEAT demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BAD MEDIA was luckily beaten by WILLDRAS in a unpopular 8 minute bloody fight. FULL AND HEAVY was devastated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. DISCOVERY TOYS won victory over COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 2 minute match. NO BATTERIES was beaten by DOCTOR WEEVIL in a 3 minute gruesome fray. UNNATURAL GROWTH handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided contest. SNORING overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. STINKY overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. OVERFLOW was assassinated by RIP in a 1 minute brutal uneven match. CRACKED vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray. CITIZEN BANE was beaten by OVER DONE in a 2 minute competition. CONSTRUCT vanquished E COLI in a 1 minute one-sided bout. NO PLOT defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute duel. BANANA ON WALL overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 5 minute fight. KNOCKED OVER executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match. WHERE'S THE BEEF overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BROKEN savagely defeated SARDONIS in a 2 minute bloody novice's fray. RUBBERY won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's fight. BLOOD RED MIRROR demolished NARVIK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match. CALZRIN handily defeated CHEAP in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 13 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 6 - 0 73 | |AIMED BLOW 8 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 0 71 | |WALL OF STEEL 8 BASHING ATTACK 53 - 24 - 7 69 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 17 - 1 68 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 14 - 2 66 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 WALL OF STEEL 43 - 23 - 2 65 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 24 - 13 - 0 65 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 0 60 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 11 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 - 2 43 | Turn 353 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW STARGAZER 10069 14 12 0 129 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) SLASHING ATTACK PULVERIZE 4001 8 0 0 167 REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) WALL OF STEEL VENTALEN 5288 19 8 1 126 FREELANCERS (576) TOTAL PARRY PROJECT A 10072 18 12 0 126 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) STRIKING ATTACK STINKY 6864 15 3 0 125 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) BASHING ATTACK TAX PENALTY 7311 15 6 1 105 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) LUNGING ATTACK LOST IN COUCH 7734 16 6 1 102 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) PARRY-LUNGE HYACINTH 9549 9 8 0 80 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) PARRY-STRIKE UGLY 10118 9 6 0 73 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is LOST IN COUCH 7734. The most popular warrior this turn was UGLY 10118. The ten other most popular fighters were CLICHE 7533, LOST IN COUCH 7734, OVER DONE 10672, VENTALEN 5288, TAX PENALTY 7311, EMPTY 7269, DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074, UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150, NO PLOT 7531, and BROKEN 7955. The least popular fighter this week was WILLDRAS 5282. The other ten least popular fighters were PROJECT A 10072, CHEAP 7490, SARDONIS 10734, E COLI 10673, OVERFLOW 10149, FULL AND HEAVY 6861, DIRTY DISHES 10129, FIRE STARTER 8061, BOOGER KING 6588, and NARVIK 10851. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: STARGAZER (72-10069) OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) PULVERIZE (72-4001) REAPUS MAXIMUS (462) LOST IN COUCH (72-7734) BASH BROS REMOTE (960) CONVENIENCE (72-7310) BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: AMWAY (72-7795) BASH BROS MLM (973) STORM POINT Storm Point, DM 86, is now open! This arena will process on a two-week cycle. Orders for inaugural battles are due on May 11, 2020. Jasper Gulch, DM 85, is now closed to new teams, effective immediately. Any new teams that arrive are being rerouted to Storm Point. DM 85 will continue to process on its normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as necessary. -- RSI