DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/18/2020    Duedate: 07/15/2020

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-354

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HUBERTA
H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
(72-9699) [8-6-1,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUBERTA                        CRACKED
H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)          BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
(72-9699) [8-6-1,135]          (72-7951) [4-0-1,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HUBERTA                        BROKEN
H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)          BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
(72-9699) [8-6-1,135]          (72-7955) [2-2-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS MEAT (1428)       27
2. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)       25      BASH BROS MLM (973)
3. BASH BROS SHEETS (980)      23      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)     21
5. RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)         21      BASH BROS TRASH (1338)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 4*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)      1   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)  12  3 1
 2/ 5*BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    11   1  2 91.7   2/ 4*BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    6  1 1
 3/ 1*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)       8   1  0 88.9   3/ 2 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    6  3 0
 4/ 7 BASH BROS MLM (973)       45  11  1 80.4   4/ 8 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      5  1 0
 5/11 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      16   4  1 80.0   5/ 6 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      5  1 0
 6- 8*BASH BROS STEAK (1456)     4   1  0 80.0   6/ 7 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  5  1 0
 7- 9 IT'S ELEMENTAL (1474)     23   6  0 79.3   7/15 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    5  1 0
 8/12 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   58  17  5 77.3   8/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    5  9 0
 9/10 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  47  14  4 77.0   9-10*BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    4  1 0
10/ 6*BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)    6   2  1 75.0  10/ 9 BASH BROS MLM (973)       4  1 0
11/ 3*BASH BROS ART (1425)       3   1  0 75.0  11/ 5*BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)   4  2 0
12/13 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    28  10  0 73.7  12/11 FREELANCERS (576)         4  6 0
13/ 0 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      21   8  1 72.4  13/13 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    3  0 0
14/14 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)   105  41  6 71.9  14/12*BASH BROS ART (1425)      3  1 0
15/18 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    28  11  0 71.8  15/ 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       3  2 0
16-15*BASH BROS WALLET (873)     5   2  0 71.4  16/20 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     3  3 0
17-16 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   69  28  1 71.1  17/21 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     2  0 1
18/19 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  19   8  0 70.4  18/17 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  54  23  1 70.1  19/19 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  2  1 0
20/20 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  54  26  3 67.5  20-14*BASH BROS WALLET (873)    2  1 0
21/ 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       60  31  4 65.9  21/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          2  1 0
22/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    144  87  7 62.3  22/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     2  2 0
23/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          81  56  3 59.1  23/30*BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     2  5 0
24/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680)       78  57  9 57.8  24-23*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)     1  0 0
25/21 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  13  11  0 54.2  25/ 0 ONE MAN BAND (684)        1  0 0
26/22 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      22  19  0 53.7  26-27*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)      1  1 0
27/24 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    110  98 10 52.9  27-28*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)    1  1 0
28/23 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   22  20  0 52.4  28/24*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)      1  1 0
29/ 0 ONE MAN BAND (684)        46  46  2 50.0  29/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680)       1  1 0
30-27*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)       1   1  0 50.0  30/18 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  1  2 0
31-28*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)     1   1  0 50.0  31/29 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  0  3 0
32/25 FREELANCERS (576)         88  90 11 49.4  32/31 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      0  3 0
33/29 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    36  40  3 47.4  33/32 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   0  3 0
34/31 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     21  28  1 42.9  34-33*FAV SAYINGS (1412)        0  2 0
35/30 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)       8  11  0 42.1  35-34*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)    0  1 0
36-32 J IS FOR JACK (1268)       5  10  0 33.3  36-38*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1417)  0  1 0
37/34*BASH BROS MEAT (1428)      2   5  0 28.6  37-35 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   0  1 0
38-35*FAV SAYINGS (1412)         0   2  0  0.0  38-36*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1422)  0  1 0
39-38*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)     0   1  0  0.0  39-26 J IS FOR JACK (1268)      0  1 0
40-39*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1417)   0   1  0  0.0  40/ 0 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Why not, I'm having a good day, 
so I feel sorry for BASH BROS FAST FOOD, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 12 into 30th.  
Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  BASH BROS DIAPER turned their 2-0-0 turn into a 
7th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on 
hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see E COLI win a fight and 
gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, E COLI beat RED and RED lost 14 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be getting 
bland, as STARGAZER stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  H IS FOR HIPPO the most 
avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this 
mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BASH BROS SHEETS.  Ha 
ha ha ha!  VENTALEN was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was 
the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into 
one, FIRE STARTER challenged up 39 to take on PROJECT A of UNLIKELY HEROES.  And 
sure, FIRE STARTER lost alright, but gained 1 recognition for his pains.  And pains 
they may indeed be!  I guess I can give a little credit to LOST IN COUCH of BASH BROS 
REMOTE for challenging up by 24 to VENTALEN.  LOST IN COUCH won to get 119 points of 
recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Well, HUBERTA, I guess BASH BROS MLM 
stable was just too chicken to bloodfeud you over HERBALIFE.  I guess cowardice is 
part of managing a team.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the DRAGONHEAD arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERTA 9699                  8   6  1   135       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINKY 6864                  16   3  0   133       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        18  10  1   129       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 PROJECT A 10072              19  12  0   128       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 BOOGER KING 6588             33  17  0   124       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
-FLICKERING 8048              22   0  0   112       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 TAX PENALTY 7311             16   6  1   109       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130       14   1  0   108       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-UNDERDOG 6250                19   8  1   107       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 NAG 10128                    12   3  1   104       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 LEMON 8010                   21  10  1   103       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 CLICHE 7533                   9   1  0    98       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 VENTALEN 5288                19   9  1    93       FREELANCERS (576)
-BRIGHT 8050                  15   9  0    92       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIPPED 9875                   8   1  0    90       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 FIRE STARTER 8061            17  19  0    88       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 IN THE WASHER 7833            7   2  0    85       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-NONSTANDARD 8051             17  10  1    84       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 HYACINTH 9549                 9   9  0    83       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-FIRST SCRATCH 8009           10   8  0    75       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 UGLY 10118                    9   7  0    74       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
 FOXBAT 9863                   7   2  0    74       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 TOILET SEAT 10126            12   3  1    71       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 DIRTY DISHES 10129            9   6  0    70       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-CARDINAL 8794                 7   5  0    70       NL CENTRAL (783)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798          15   6  0    67       BASH BROS MLM (973)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861          12   7  0    66       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108        5   3  1    65       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 WILLDRAS 5282                14   4  0    64       FREELANCERS (576)
 SNORING 10127                11   4  3    63       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 BAD MEDIA 8127               11   4  0    62       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
 BEAR 6221                    11  10  1    58       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 XYLOPHONE 9365                8   1  0    58       ONE MAN BAND (684)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIA HAMM 9358                 4  14  2    56       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150        4   0  1    50       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
 CRACKED 7951                  4   0  1    50       BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330        7  14  2    46       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           8   4  0    41       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 RIP 10356                     4   0  2    40       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           3   1  0    40       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-CUB II 10305                  4   0  0    39       NL CENTRAL (783)
-STINKY 8225                   5   1  0    38       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 NO BATTERIES 10121            6  11  0    37       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
-WIPEOUT 10364                 4   1  0    37       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683         4   6  0    36       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 DOG GONE IT 9950              6   4  0    34       MONGREL HORDE (680)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FROGGER 6123                  4   2  0    33       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-COLD 8226                     3   2  0    33       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 E COLI 10673                  1   2  0    33       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 NO PLOT 7531                  7   3  1    32       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 KNOCKED OVER 10147            5   0  1    32       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAGGIE MAGNESIUM 10907        4   1  0    30       IT'S ELEMENTAL (1474)
 FROG FOOT 10277               2   1  0    29       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813        2   0  0    26       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
-ORGAN 9495                    1   2  0    26       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 DOG HOUSE 10281               2   0  0    25       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
 CONSTRUCT 10064               2   1  0    24       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
-FERN FERMIUM 10903            2   0  0    24       IT'S ELEMENTAL (1474)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BANANA ON WALL 10657          2   1  0    22       BASH BROS ART (1425)
-TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         3   2  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-RUBBERY 10811                 2   0  0    20       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
 BEAR GRYLLS 10471             1   0  0    20       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 RED 10216                     3   3  0    18       NL CENTRAL (783)
 CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   3  0    17       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-OVER DONE 10672               1   1  0    17       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 JUSTIN UPTON 9864             2   2  0    16       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
 PIRATE II 10332               2   0  0    16       NL CENTRAL (783)
-COUNTERFEIT 7270              1   0  0    15       BASH BROS WALLET (873)
 BUFFALO BILL 10334            2   0  0    14       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-MAGGY MANGANESE 10905         1   0  0    13       IT'S ELEMENTAL (1474)
-SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333       1   0  0    13       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-UNBELIEVABLE 10593            1   0  0    12       FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)
-BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655        1   0  0    11       BASH BROS ART (1425)
 BREWSKI III 10472             1   0  0    11       NL CENTRAL (783)
 FOXHOUND 10469                1   1  0    10       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-MR. CARTER 10604              1   0  0     9       PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
 BROKEN 7955                   2   2  0     8       BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
-SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591         0   1  0     7       FAV SAYINGS (1412)
-OVERCOOKED 10815              0   1  0     7       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
-WARM FEELING 10630            1   0  0     6       JURINE SAMPLES (1420)
-HIRED MERCENARY 10068         0   1  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
 CALZRIN 10750                 1   1  0     4       FREELANCERS (576)
-PAM ANDERSON 10617            0   1  0     3       CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
 SARDONIS 10734                0   2  0     3       FREELANCERS (576)
 NARVIK 10851                  0   2  0     2       FREELANCERS (576)
-LITTLE FLOCKER 10599          0   1  0     1       FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968             0   1  0     1       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-CHEAP 7490                    0   1  0     1       BASH BROS WALLET (873)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RARE 10670              0  1 0 BASH BROS MEAT 1428  STONE GOLEM           354  NONE
SPOILED 10669           0  1 0 BASH BROS MEAT 1428  DARK CHAMPION         354  NONE
HERBALIFE 7796         15  2 0 BASH BROS MLM 973    HUBERTA 9699          350  NOT REVENGED
OVERFLOW 10149          2  1 0 BASH BROS TRASH 1338 RIP 10356             353   
O' LANTERN 9558         5 10 0 J IS FOR JACK 1268   TOILET SEAT 10126     352   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPOILED was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RARE was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
LOST IN COUCH demolished VENTALEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CONVENIENCE was vanquished by HUBERTA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
FIRE STARTER was defeated by PROJECT A in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
STARGAZER devastated BOOGER KING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NAG bested VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's match.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR overcame PULVERIZE in a 2 minute expert's fight.
LEMON vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STINKY vanquished FOXBAT in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
CLICHE defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute fight.
TAX PENALTY overcame HYACINTH in a exciting 1 minute brutal veteran's bout.
IN THE WASHER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RIPPED devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
UGLY was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute expert's fight.
DIRTY DISHES was bested by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute duel.
BEAR was handily defeated by FULL AND HEAVY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WILLDRAS defeated COUNT PEPPERMINT in a exciting 3 minute veteran's bout.
MIA HAMM was savagely defeated by TOILET SEAT in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
SNORING viciously subdued DOCTOR WEEVIL in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
DISCOVERY TOYS vanquished SIR LOIN OF BEEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CRACKED handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NO BATTERIES was bested by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice upset bout.
BAD MEDIA vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
XYLOPHONE outlasted DOG GONE IT in a tiresome 28 minute bout.
CONSTRUCT was unbelievably bested by NO PLOT in a action packed 2 minute bout.
FROGGER overpowered CITIZEN BANE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KNOCKED OVER overcame JUSTIN UPTON in a 1 minute duel.
RIP savagely defeated BANANA ON WALL in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
RED was handily defeated by E COLI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FROG FOOT overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIRATE II luckily beat SARDONIS in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
BUFFALO BILL outwaited BROKEN in a crowd pleasing 7 minute novice's duel.
FOXHOUND savagely defeated NARVIK in a 2 minute brutal amateur's match.
DOG HOUSE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CALZRIN was subdued by BREWSKI III in a action packed 2 minute novice's conflict.
BEAR GRYLLS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  18 -  1      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         BASHING ATTACK    57 -  28 -  7      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        28 -  14 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  26 -  2      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  18 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  13 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |

Turn 354 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        6 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HUBERTA 9699                8   6  1  135 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
TOTAL PARRY      PROJECT A 10072            19  12  0  128 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
BASHING ATTACK   TAX PENALTY 7311           16   6  1  109 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
WALL OF STEEL    CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130     14   1  0  108 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
AIMED BLOW       CLICHE 7533                 9   1  0   98 BB CHICK FLICK (923)
SLASHING ATTACK  RIPPED 9875                 8   1  0   90 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
PARRY-STRIKE     UGLY 10118                  9   7  0   74 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HUBERTA 9699.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BROKEN 7955.  The ten other most popular fighters were RIP 10356, UGLY 10118, 
TOILET SEAT 10126, SARDONIS 10734, TAX PENALTY 7311, COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330, SNORING 
10127, CONSTRUCT 10064, CALZRIN 10750, and RARE 10670.

The least popular fighter this week was XYLOPHONE 9365.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DOG GONE IT 9950, FIRE STARTER 8061, BUFFALO BILL 10334, PROJECT A 
10072, NARVIK 10851, CITIZEN BANE 10107, SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683, BOOGER KING 6588, 
SPOILED 10669, and BREWSKI III 10472.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BOOGER KING (72-6588) BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PULVERIZE (72-4001) REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)
CONVENIENCE (72-7310) BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
LOST IN COUCH (72-7734) BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
STARGAZER (72-10069) OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)

                                 RSI PANDEMIC UPDATE

We're doing okay out here in Arizona, staying mostly quiet and trying to stay healthy, 
and we hope you and your families are well.  Things are super weird right now.   
Here's a quick update on what's coming up: 

Summer 2020 Face-to-Face:  In case there is any lingering doubt, the 2020 summer face-
to-face is cancelled.  It just doesn't seem wise to hold it, and feedback is that most 
of you would not be able to attend.  Better to stay safe and stay at home, this time.  

Summer 2020 Mail-In:  So we'll hold a mail-in tournament this summer.  It will be held 
on the weekend of July 17-19, 2020.  We are still finalizing the format--look for the 
tournament announcement shortly after the freeze on June 6th. 

Halloween 2020 Mail-In:  Should be able to take place as normal.  We bandied about the 
idea of having a Fall FTF, but that doesn't look like a good idea.  

Winter 2021 Face-to-Face:  We have already secured a contract for the Winter FTF in 
Tempe for our usual Martin Luther King weekend, January 15-17, 2021 and are crossing 
our fingers that we will be able to hold that tournament in person, but there is still 
some chance that we will need to cancel it as well.  I expect we will know for certain 
in November or December.  Please mark it on your calendars and feel free to get hotel 
reservations, but don't buy non-refundable plane tickets!  (We are waiting for the 
group code for reservations and will post it when we get it.) 

Summer 2021 Face-to-Face:  Surely we'll be able to have this one! *crossed fingers*  
We're looking at the midwest cities for this one (Cincinnati or Minneapolis), so stay 
tuned.

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                            THE BLOODGAMES HAVE RETURNED! 

For those of you who always wanted the chance to manage the last warrior standing 
alive upon the arena sands, your day has come.  At the end of the ten turns, even 
though several warriors, bruised and scarred, MAY yet live, only three will be crowned 
Bloodgames Champions and be invited to the Isle of the Eye!  And in this game mere 
survival counts for little.  A great general once said, "The object of battle is not 
to die for your cause, but to make your enemy die for his."  This general would have 
greatly enjoyed the Duelmasters Bloodgames!  

By popular demand, we will hold THREE Bloodgames arenas -- a regular and slow 
Bloodgames by mail, and a Bloodgames which will run with the mail-in tourney!  

    DM 95:  slow bloodgames (due every four weeks, due July 20)  
    DM 98:  regular speed bloodgames (due every two weeks, due July 20) 
    DM 99:  mail-in style bloodgames (processed with the tourney, due July 15)

Gameplay in the Bloodgames proceeds according to standard DM rules, except for a few 
notable exceptions: 

* STARTING A BLOODGAMES TEAM -- You don't need a special rollup to enter the 
bloodgames.  Your Bloodgames team is ten warriors, one of each fighting style, each 
warrior designed from scratch!  (All are 84 points, 3-21, as usual.)  Simply list your 
ten warriors and send them to us; we will send you back overviews of your warriors so 
you can submit strategies.  The first turn is due mid-July and subsequent turns will 
be due on Mondays.  

* DEATH -- As the name implies, the Bloodgames will leave the arena sands somewhat 
darker before they're over.  It's a dangerous sport intended only for the tough and 
spirited.  The Arenamaster will be less likely to intercede on behalf of a dying 
warrior.  Even at a 1 kill desire, kill attempts will occur.  There are no 
replacements -- once a warrior dies, that's it!  

* STRATEGIES AND CHALLENGES -- New strategies may be issued for each turn for the 
regular and slow bloodgames, while the mail-in bloodgames will process all ten rounds 
with a single strategy.  The only type of challenge available is a bloodfeud.  

* MISSED TURNS -- All warriors fight each round.  Only the dead may rest.

* ERRORS -- If we make an input error, that warrior will be awarded a win and kill.  
Errors must be reported before the next turn processes.  

* NEWSLETTER -- Warriors are ranked according to their number of kills.  Bloodgames 
Champions may write a column for the newsletter at the end of the games. 

* AWARDS -- The Bloodgames last ten rounds.  The top three living warriors with the 
greatest number of kills, only one of each style, are deemed Bloodgames Champions.  
Win/loss records and, if necessary, recognition points will only be used to determine 
awards if there is a tie.  All three Bloodgames Champions fight for free for six 
months and can issue one Tournament Victor challenge each turn, allowing them to 
challenge with increased priority, also for six months. 

* FEES -- A Bloodgames rollup costs a $10 set-up fee.  Managers may roll up additional 
teams but may fight only one team in each arena.  The fee is $49 for all 10 rounds. 

* AFTERMATH -- Warriors from the Bloodgames may not transfer to any other arena.  Once 
the games are over, the arena and teams will be disbanded.  The fighters have won 
their freedom and will never more be seen in the gladiatorial games.  A special bonus 
will, however, be awarded to the Bloodgames Champions:  Lady Sheila Greywand, of the 
Isle of the Eye, has consented to allow the top three gladiators in each Bloodgames 
admission to the Advanced Duelmasters games.  Any special training required to qualify 
those three warriors for Advanced Duelmasters combat will be conducted before transfer 
into ADM.  Astute managers will note that this means that three warriors that are 
designed from scratch will survive the Bloodgames, win one of the top three places, 
and go on to immortal glory!  One of those warriors could be yours!

         The challenge is yours to take.  The final plans are yours to make.  
          When the dust settles, remember:  To the victor goes the spoils!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      WICKED WASP (35-4784) SATAN'S SWARM  (418) 
                    TYRANNICAL TICK (35-4786) SATAN'S SWARM  (418) 
                       EMPTY (72-7269) BASH BROS WALLET  (873) 
                    NOBODY HOME (82-53135) ROOKIE PINK 59  (8963) 
                   CAN'T BEAT TUM (84-40978) THE GREAT TMM  (7146) 
                        LINT (84-49584) 4-LETTER DIRT  (8504) 
               JANUARY O. IRONTAIL (84-25625) EVIL EASTER BUNNY  (4553) 
                  SHOULD BE FUN (85-29872) FRANKENSTEIN HUNT  (5482) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes