DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/08/2020    Duedate: 11/04/2020

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-358

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PROJECT A
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
(72-10072) [23-12-0,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROJECT A                      BANANA ON WALL
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)         BASH BROS ART (1425)
(72-10072) [23-12-0,143]       (72-10657) [6-1-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MIA HAMM                       MIA HAMM
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)          MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-9358) [5-17-2,53]          (72-9358) [5-17-2,53]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)      43
2. BAD COMBOS (689)            21BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
3. NL CENTRAL (783)            20      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)  19
5. BASH BROS ART (1425)        18      BASH BROS ART (1425)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ZIPPETY DO'S (1348)        1   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)  11  4 0
 2/ 3 BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  18   2  0 90.0   2/ 2 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)   10  2 0
 3/ 4*BASH BROS ART (1425)       7   1  0 87.5   3/ 5 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    8  2 0
 4/ 2*BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    16   3  2 84.2   4/ 3 BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  5  0 0
 5/ 5 BASH BROS MLM (973)       48  12  1 80.0   5/ 6 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     5  7 1
 6/ 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   50  14  4 78.1   6/ 9 NL CENTRAL (783)          4  0 0
 7/ 6 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   74  21  5 77.9   7/ 4 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     4  2 0
 8/ 8 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  49  16  4 75.4   8/ 7*BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    4  2 0
 9/ 7 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    38  13  0 74.5   9/13 MONGREL HORDE (680)       4  3 0
10/10 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   71  28  1 71.7  10/ 8*BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     4  5 0
11/ 9 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      20   8  1 71.4  11/21*BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  4  6 0
12-11 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      22   9  1 71.0  12/15 FREELANCERS (576)         4  9 0
13/12 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  22   9  0 71.0  13/17 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  3  0 0
14/16 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    31  14  0 68.9  14/18 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  3  0 0
15/17 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  57  27  3 67.9  15/12*BASH BROS ART (1425)      3  0 0
16/15 BAD COMBOS (689)          42  21  3 66.7  16/30*BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    3  3 0
17-18 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       64  35  4 64.6  17/16 BASH BROS MLM (973)       2  1 0
18/25*BASH BROS STEAK (1456)     7   4  0 63.6  18/28 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  18  11  1 62.1  19-10*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)     2  2 0
20/20 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    152  94  8 61.8  20-11 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       2  2 0
21/21 NL CENTRAL (783)          86  58  3 59.7  21/20 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    2  3 0
22/22 MONGREL HORDE (680)       82  61  9 57.3  22/14 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      2  4 0
23-23*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)      4   3  0 57.1  23/29 BAD COMBOS (689)          2  4 0
24/ 0 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      23  19  0 54.8  24-23*ZIPPETY DO'S (1348)       1  0 0
25/24 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  15  13  0 53.6  25/22 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   1  0 0
26-26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    111  99 10 52.9  26/ 0 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      1  0 0
27/28 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    45  43  3 51.1  27-27 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      1  0 0
28/30 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   23  23  0 50.0  28/19 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  1  2 0
29/31 FREELANCERS (576)         92  99 11 48.2  29/32 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      1  2 0
30/29 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     27  30  1 47.4  30/31 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   1  2 0
31/32*BASH BROS MEAT (1428)      7  10  0 41.2  31/33 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  0  2 0
32/34*BASH BROS WALKING (1469)   4   6  0 40.0  32-26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     0  1 0
33/33 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)       9  14  0 39.1  33/ 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail DRAGONHEAD!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for BASH 
BROS STEAK tonight, to honor their rise to 16th after this turns 2-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now 
keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for BB TRAIN 
DELAY, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 9 into 19th.  The UNLIKELY HEROES guild 
has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where 
this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, DOCTOR WEEVIL fought UNNATURAL GROWTH 
and gained 21 points and contributed to UNLIKELY HEROES' 3-1-0.  UGLY has lost to 
LAWN DART CATCHING, falling 16 points, while helping make BASH BROS SWEATER a 0-1-0 
turn.  This week's Duelmaster bout was between PROJECT A and our Duelmaster HUBERTA, 
making a challenge.  And not without some honor, PROJECT A now claims the title and 
throne of Duelmaster of DRAGONHEAD.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the 
top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark until they 
win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the FREELANCERS 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on DRAGONHEAD, what are you afraid 
of?  And guess who avoided FREELANCERS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
BASH BROS SPOUSE.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
UNLIKELY HEROES' warrior PROJECT A.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the 
Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  This is not good to see.  Why pray tell has PRIMUS BASHER been sent to the 
Dark Arena by BAD COMBOS?  And why with a 2-0-0 record??  We'd like to remind certain 
teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's 
considered rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in DRAGONHEAD, but never good to wear out my welcome.  
Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in DRAGONHEAD again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROJECT A 10072              23  12  0   143       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     14   2  0   151       BAD COMBOS (689)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        18  10  1   129       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130       18   1  0   126       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-STEROID GAMES 6309           14   5  1   118       BAD COMBOS (689)
-FOXBAT 9863                   9   2  0   116       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 LEMON 8010                   24  11  1   115       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-FLICKERING 8048              22   0  0   112       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARDINAL 8794                 9   5  0   112       NL CENTRAL (783)
 CLICHE 7533                  12   2  0   108       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
-UNDERDOG 6250                19   8  1   107       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 IN THE WASHER 7833           10   2  0   107       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 TOILET SEAT 10126            16   3  1   104       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 NAG 10128                    15   4  1   102       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 HYACINTH 9549                12  10  0   102       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 UNCOMFORTABLE 9131            9   1  0   101       BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
 TAX PENALTY 7311             18   8  1    96       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108        8   3  1    96       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 BRIGHT 8050                  16   9  0    95       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 FIRE STARTER 8061            18  22  0    94       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 LAWN DART CATCHING 6308      12   9  2    93       BAD COMBOS (689)
-NONSTANDARD 8051             18  10  1    91       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREDDY GARCIA 5959           15   7  1    90       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
 CHEMICAL SMELL 7875          15   2  0    88       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 RIPPED 9875                  10   2  0    87       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 VENTALEN 5288                20  11  1    85       FREELANCERS (576)
 SNORING 10127                14   5  3    85       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 BAD MEDIA 8127               14   5  0    83       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
-BEAR 6221                    13  10  1    79       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798          18   7  0    77       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 DIRTY DISHES 10129           11   8  0    75       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-FIRST SCRATCH 8009           10   8  0    75       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861          13  10  0    72       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 UGLY 10118                   11   9  0    71       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
-WILLDRAS 5282                15   5  0    69       FREELANCERS (576)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BANANA ON WALL 10657          6   1  0    61       BASH BROS ART (1425)
 DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           4   1  0    61       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683         7   7  0    60       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 COLD 8226                     6   2  0    60       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-RIP 10356                     5   1  2    58       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIA HAMM 9358                 5  17  2    53       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-E COLI 10673                  3   2  0    52       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 TRIPLE DOG DARE 9973          2   0  0    52       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 NO BATTERIES 10121            7  14  0    51       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
 KNOCKED OVER 10147            8   1  1    49       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
 UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150        6   1  1    49       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330        8  17  2    43       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 STINKY 8225                   7   2  0    42       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           8   4  0    41       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-CUB II 10305                  4   0  0    39       NL CENTRAL (783)
 DOG GONE IT 9950              7   7  0    38       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-WIPEOUT 10364                 4   1  0    37       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 CONSTRUCT 10064               3   1  0    37       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
 DOG HOUSE 10281               3   1  0    34       MONGREL HORDE (680)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEAR GRYLLS 10471             3   1  1    33       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-JUSTIN UPTON 9864             3   3  0    33       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
 NO PLOT 7531                  8   6  1    31       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 RUBBERY 10811                 4   1  0    30       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
 SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333       2   1  0    30       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-FROG FOOT 10277               2   3  0    30       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-PIRATE II 10332               5   0  0    27       NL CENTRAL (783)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARK REDMAN 5958              3   2  0    27       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813        3   2  0    25       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FROGGER 6123                  4   4  0    22       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         3   2  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-TOUCHE' 10199                 1   0  0    21       ZIPPETY DO'S (1348)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-RED 10216                     3   4  0    19       NL CENTRAL (783)
 BAD SHOES 10882               2   1  0    19       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 CROWDED 10880                 2   1  0    19       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 BUFFALO BILL 10334            3   1  0    18       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 FORGOT TO THAW 10852          2   0  0    17       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   3  0    17       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 CALZRIN 10750                 2   3  0    15       FREELANCERS (576)
 OVER DONE 10672               2   2  0    15       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
-UNRULY PASSENGER 10526        1   2  0    15       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
-SLOW BOARDING 10525           1   0  0    15       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
-BREWSKI III 10472             1   1  0    11       NL CENTRAL (783)
-BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655        1   0  0    11       BASH BROS ART (1425)
-FOXHOUND 10469                1   1  0    10       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 SARDONIS 10734                1   4  0     7       FREELANCERS (576)
-HIRED MERCENARY 10068         0   1  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
-NARVIK 10851                  0   4  0     4       FREELANCERS (576)
 SHOWERLESS FACE 8591          0   2  0     2       BAD COMBOS (689)
-JOHN PATTERSON 5957           0   2  0     2       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968             0   1  0     1       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PRIMUS BASHER 7871      2  1 0 BAD COMBOS 689       STONE GOLEM           358  NONE
MYSTERY 11145           0  1 0 BASH BROS MEAT 1428  HIGH ELF              358  NONE
RARE 11146              0  1 0 BASH BROS MEAT 1428  WURM KIN              358  NONE
SMOKE 11149             0  1 0 BASH BROS WALKI 1469 SHEWISH GIANT         358  NONE
PEDESTRIAN STRI 10523   2  1 0 BB TRAIN DELAY 1399  BEAR GRYLLS 10471     357   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRIMUS BASHER was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
RARE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MYSTERY was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
SMOKE was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
TRIPLE DOG DARE devastated COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HUBERTA was unbelievably bested by PROJECT A in a 5 minute Challenge Title brawl.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR beat HYACINTH in a popular 3 minute master's Challenge brawl.
CARDINAL vanquished RIPPED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SPIRIT OF COFFEE vanquished DIRTY DISHES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LAWN DART CATCHING vanquished UGLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FREDDY GARCIA was luckily beaten by CLICHE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
DOG GONE IT was demolished by NO BATTERIES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DOG HOUSE was devastated by COLD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
SIR LOIN OF BEEF bested KNOCKED OVER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
SHOWERLESS FACE was handily defeated by CALZRIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TOILET SEAT overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
NAG overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute bout.
FIRE STARTER viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
BRIGHT savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal match.
LEMON savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's match.
CHEMICAL SMELL was unbelievably bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute bout.
IN THE WASHER vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
VENTALEN was overcome by UNCOMFORTABLE in a popular 3 minute contest.
TAX PENALTY demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DISCOVERY TOYS viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
SNORING narrowly defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute bout.
BAD MEDIA viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute expert's bout.
FULL AND HEAVY viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
UNNATURAL GROWTH was narrowly defeated by DOCTOR WEEVIL in a 2 minute gory fight.
MIA HAMM was outwaited by BANANA ON WALL in a popular 9 minute brutal fray.
STINKY was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OVER DONE was overpowered by CONSTRUCT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NO PLOT was overcome by SIR FRANCIS BACON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
BUFFALO BILL was outlasted by RUBBERY in a 7 minute struggle.
BAD SHOES narrowly defeated SARDONIS in a 3 minute bloody match.
WHERE'S THE BEEF overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FORGOT TO THAW demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CROWDED demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         AIMED BLOW        41 -  18 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   9 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  20 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    74 -  45 -  6      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  15 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     47 -  31 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  23 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  16 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 358 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  8                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PROJECT A 10072            23  12  0  143 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
WALL OF STEEL    CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130     18   1  0  126 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
BASHING ATTACK   LEMON 8010                 24  11  1  115 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
LUNGING ATTACK   CARDINAL 8794               9   5  0  112 NL CENTRAL (783)
AIMED BLOW       CLICHE 7533                12   2  0  108 BB CHICK FLICK (923)
PARRY-LUNGE      HYACINTH 9549              12  10  0  102 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108      8   3  1   96 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
SLASHING ATTACK  RIPPED 9875                10   2  0   87 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
PARRY-STRIKE     UGLY 10118                 11   9  0   71 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is MIA HAMM 9358.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MIA HAMM 9358.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHEMICAL SMELL 7875, 
HYACINTH 9549, KNOCKED OVER 10147, FREDDY GARCIA 5959, UNCOMFORTABLE 9131, DISCOVERY 
TOYS 7798, SNORING 10127, BAD MEDIA 8127, BRIGHT 8050, and LEMON 8010.

The least popular fighter this week was BUFFALO BILL 10334.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OVER DONE 10672, STINKY 8225, SHOWERLESS FACE 8591, DOG HOUSE 
10281, DIRTY DISHES 10129, RIPPED 9875, COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330, MYSTERY 11145, RARE 
11146, and NO PLOT 7531.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HUBERTA (72-9699) H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     FORCE OF ONE (19-5622) BY THE NUMBERS  (472) 
                 TASSLEHOFF BURRFOOT (21-8778) KENDER INVASION  (676) 
                    LOWDOWN AND MEAN (29-6113) I'M THE WOLF  (504) 
                     SUPERIOR SEGUE (32-7186) SEGUE CARTEL  (440) 
                 UNCONTROLLABLE (72-9129) BASH BROS FEELINGS  (1201) 
                     MARK PORTUGAL (73-348) WORLDWIDE GORE  (36) 
                   ETERNAL DOOM (82-16726) HAUNTED CASTLE 1  (2543) 
                        CFO (84-32810) BUSINESS CLASS  (5753) 
                    BEELRETH (84-41537) 102ND DIRE LANCERS  (7227) 
                  SLOTH LIASON (84-51421) THIRSTY THUGS 1443  (8827) 
                   NAP MANIAC (85-4134) WICKED MARTYRS 1507  (747) 
                 HOMING LEMMING (85-16885) THIRSTY THUGS 1656  (3094) 
                       STEVE DALLAS (85-19356) IN BLOOM  (910) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXX

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
METRON 3686 (142-101-0)                8  3  0         SPACE ACTION 99      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VIRUS 6547 (62-15-3)                   7  3  0         BASH BROS MICROSOFT  
SHOVELING 8014 (55-22-1)               4  3  0         BASH BROS SNOW       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
UNREALITY 7016 (19-0-0)                3  3  0         BB REALITY SHOW      
LONDON BEEFEATER 6238 (34-18-2)        2  3  0         MEAT YOUR MAKER      
WHOLE 5895 (41-38-1)                   1  3  0         MILK IS GOOD         
TOO SHORT 6578 (31-17-3)               0  3  0         BASH BROS HAIRCUT    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 (8-0-1)         4  3  0         BASH BROS FREEWAY    
ERNIE BANKS 8648 (17-3-0)              1  3  0         CUB GREATS           
HINT OF SLIME 7503 (12-11-0)           0  3  0         ONE LETTER OFF       
PUNKA 9396 (3-0-0)                     0  3  0         EAT THIS!            

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REPAIR 6819 (5-3-1)                    3  3  1         BASH BROS FENCE      
LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 (11-8-2)       2  3  0         BAD COMBOS           
FREDDY GARCIA 5959 (15-5-1)            0  3  0         NO OFFENCE INTENDED  

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 (5-3-1)         5  3  0         UNLIKELY HEROES      
RIPPED 9875 (8-1-0)                    4  3  0         BASH BROS SHEETS     
XYLOPHONE 9365 (9-1-0)                 3  3  0         ONE MAN BAND         
CARDINAL 8794 (7-5-0)                  2  3  0         NL CENTRAL           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TRIPLE DOG DARE 9973 (0-0-0)           8  3  0         MONGREL HORDE        
RIP 10356 (5-0-2)                      6  3  1         SPACE ACTION 99      
COLD 8226 (3-2-0)                      4  3  1         BASH BROS SHEETS     
CONSTRUCT 10064 (2-1-0)                4  3  0         OBSIDIAN HALL        
STINKY 8225 (5-1-0)                    2  3  0         BASH BROS SHEETS     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FOXHOUND 10469 (1-1-0)                 9  3  0         RUSSIAN BIRDS        
TOUCHE' 10199 (0-0-0)                  7  3  1         ZIPPETY DO'S         
DOWNTOWN 10019 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         BUS STOP             
WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813 (2-0-0)         2  3  0         BASH BROS STEAK      
DOG HOUSE 10281 (2-0-0)                1  3  0         MONGREL HORDE        
NETHER GIANT 10386 (0-1-0)             1  3  0         GIANTS & GOLEMS II   
PAM ANDERSON 10637 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         CANADIAN ARTISTS 6   
RUBBERY 10811 (2-0-0)                  1  3  0         BASH BROS STEAK      
BUFFALO BILL 10334 (2-0-0)             0  3  0         MEAT YOUR MAKER      
MR. CARTER 10604 (1-0-0)               0  1  0  DEAD   PORKY'S REVENGE      
OVERCOOKED 10815 (0-1-0)               0  2  0  DEAD   BASH BROS STEAK      
SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333 (1-0-0)        0  3  0         MEAT YOUR MAKER      
UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150 (4-0-1)         0  3  0         BASH BROS TRASH      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BAD SERVICE 10967 (0-0-0)              9  3  0         BB ITALIAN FOOD      
BAD SHOES 10882 (0-0-0)                8  3  0         BASH BROS WALKING    
STALE BREAD STICKS 10966 (0-0-0)       2  3  0         BB ITALIAN FOOD      
RED SHIRTS 10899 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         BASH BROS STAR TREK  
ALL HUMANOIDS 10902 (0-0-0)            0  3  0         BASH BROS STAR TREK  
CROWDED 10880 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         BASH BROS WALKING    
FORGOT TO THAW 10852 (0-0-0)           0  3  0         BASH BROS MEAT       
LIFE & DEATH 10646 (0-0-0)             0  3  0         FAVORITE SAYINGS 6   
MR RIGHT HANDED 10221 (0-0-0)          0  3  0         BB FLASH GORDON      
OTT SOUNDS 10898 (0-0-0)               0  3  0         BASH BROS STAR TREK