DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/05/2020 Duedate: 12/02/2020 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-359 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PROJECT A UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) (72-10072) [24-12-0,146] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PROJECT A E COLI UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) BASH BROS MEAT (1428) (72-10072) [24-12-0,146] (72-10673) [4-2-0,63] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MIA HAMM CARDINAL MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) NL CENTRAL (783) (72-9358) [5-18-2,43] (72-8794) [10-5-0,121] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BASH BROS MEAT (1428) 32 2. BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 30BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201) 3. BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 25 Unchartered Team 4. FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423) 21 5. BAD COMBOS (689) 18FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*FAVORITE SAYINGS (1423) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 12 2 0 2/ 2 BASH BROS FEELING (1201) 18 3 0 85.7 2/ 2 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 10 2 0 3/ 4 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 17 4 2 81.0 3/ 3 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 9 2 0 4/ 7 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 78 21 5 78.8 4/ 5 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 7 6 1 5/ 5 BASH BROS MLM (973) 48 13 1 78.7 5/16*BASH BROS STEAK (1456) 5 1 0 6/ 6 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 51 14 4 78.5 6/ 6 NL CENTRAL (783) 4 0 0 7/ 3*BASH BROS ART (1425) 7 2 0 77.8 7/11*BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 4 4 0 8/ 9 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 42 13 0 76.4 8/10*BASH BROS MEAT (1428) 4 4 0 9/ 8 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 50 16 4 75.8 9/13 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 3 0 0 10/ 0*BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) 9 3 1 75.0 10/14 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 3 0 0 11/13 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 23 9 0 71.9 11/ 4 BASH BROS FEELING (1201) 3 1 0 12-10 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 71 28 1 71.7 12/ 8 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 3 3 0 13/11 BB CHICK FLICK (923) 21 9 1 70.0 13/22 BB CHICK FLICK (923) 3 3 0 14/18*BASH BROS STEAK (1456) 9 4 0 69.2 14/23 BAD COMBOS (689) 3 5 0 15/15 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 58 27 3 68.2 15/ 9 MONGREL HORDE (680) 3 6 0 16/14 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 31 15 0 67.4 16/ 0*BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) 2 0 0 17/16 BAD COMBOS (689) 43 22 3 66.2 17/18 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 2 1 0 18/19 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 19 11 1 63.3 18/29 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 2 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/20 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 155 95 8 62.0 19/15*BASH BROS ART (1425) 2 1 0 20/21 NL CENTRAL (783) 87 58 3 60.0 20/21 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 2 2 0 21-23*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) 4 3 0 57.1 21/ 7 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 2 3 0 22/22 MONGREL HORDE (680) 82 64 9 56.2 22-26 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 1 0 0 23/25 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 16 13 0 55.2 23/ 0*FAVORITE SAYINGS (1423) 1 0 0 24-24 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 23 19 0 54.8 24-25 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 1 0 0 25/27 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 48 44 3 52.2 25-19*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) 1 1 0 26/28 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 23 24 0 48.9 26/33 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 1 1 0 27-29 FREELANCERS (576) 92 99 11 48.2 27/28 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 1 2 0 28/31*BASH BROS MEAT (1428) 10 11 0 47.6 28/17 BASH BROS MLM (973) 1 2 0 29/30 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 27 31 1 46.6 29/30 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 1 2 0 30/33 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 10 14 0 41.7 30/31 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 1 2 0 31/32*BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 5 8 0 38.5 31-12 FREELANCERS (576) 1 7 0 32/ 0*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) 0 2 0 0.0 32/ 0*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT TURF WAR TEASER No masks required! No testing required! No riots allowed! Nothing but win and lose and die. Hey, Oz here. (And Master Darque and Assur, too.) Rumor has it you haven't yet signed up for the Turf War 12 in North Fork. Really? Why not? The Turf Wars are the longest running event in all the D2 lands! Yes, indeed! How can you pass up a chance to be one of the most important and honored winners in RSI World? Get with it! Pick a teammate. Announce your intent in the DM47NL or on the RSI site. Send your certs to Oz in DM47 via RSI. You will be glad you did. -- Oz, The All-Soliciting SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, DRAGONHEAD? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join BASH BROS STEAK's celebration over their good record this turn. 5th place, not bad. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for BB FLASHLIGHT's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. Oh, this is too good to be true! H IS FOR HIPPO has fallen to 21st place after going 0-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging now? Look out below! BASH BROS MLM is on the way down, falling to 28th from 17th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, BASH BROS MEAT, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see LIFE & DEATH win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, KNOCKED OVER beat MIA HAMM and MIA HAMM lost 10 points. You're breakin' my heart. Looks like DRAGONHEAD has some guts at least, PROJECT A the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. FIRE STARTER challenged DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be getting bland, as PROJECT A stays top dog in the city. The Warty Toad, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From DRAGONHEAD's trash dumps? Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you. NO OFFENCE INTENDED the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like BASH BROS MARRIAGE avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DRAGONHEAD's morgue. More variety. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? There's got to be a better place in DRAGONHEAD to get a drink than The Warty Toad! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of DRAGONHEAD. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PROJECT A 10072 24 12 0 146 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 14 2 0 151 BAD COMBOS (689) -SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 18 10 1 129 MONGREL HORDE (680) CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130 19 1 0 128 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) CARDINAL 8794 10 5 0 121 NL CENTRAL (783) LEMON 8010 25 11 1 119 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) -STEROID GAMES 6309 14 5 1 118 BAD COMBOS (689) -FLICKERING 8048 22 0 0 112 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) CLICHE 7533 13 2 0 110 BB CHICK FLICK (923) IN THE WASHER 7833 11 2 0 110 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) -UNDERDOG 6250 19 8 1 107 MONGREL HORDE (680) TOILET SEAT 10126 17 3 1 106 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 13 9 2 106 BAD COMBOS (689) FREDDY GARCIA 5959 16 7 1 104 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 9 3 1 103 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -NAG 10128 15 4 1 102 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) TAX PENALTY 7311 19 8 1 98 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 16 2 0 96 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) SNORING 10127 15 5 3 96 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) HYACINTH 9549 12 11 0 96 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) RIPPED 9875 11 2 0 96 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) FIRE STARTER 8061 18 23 0 95 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) -BRIGHT 8050 16 9 0 95 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) BAD MEDIA 8127 15 5 0 93 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) UNCOMFORTABLE 9131 9 2 0 93 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201) -NONSTANDARD 8051 18 10 1 91 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -VENTALEN 5288 20 11 1 85 FREELANCERS (576) DIRTY DISHES 10129 12 8 0 85 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) UGLY 10118 12 9 0 81 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) -FIRST SCRATCH 8009 10 8 0 75 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) DISCOVERY TOYS 7798 18 8 0 72 BASH BROS MLM (973) FULL AND HEAVY 6861 13 11 0 70 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) -WILLDRAS 5282 15 5 0 69 FREELANCERS (576) COLD 8226 7 2 0 69 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683 8 7 0 66 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) E COLI 10673 4 2 0 63 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) KNOCKED OVER 10147 9 1 1 62 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074 4 2 0 55 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) NO BATTERIES 10121 8 14 0 54 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) BANANA ON WALL 10657 6 2 0 52 BASH BROS ART (1425) STINKY 8225 8 2 0 51 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) CRACKED 7951 5 1 1 49 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330 9 17 2 48 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) TRIPLE DOG DARE 9973 2 1 0 45 MONGREL HORDE (680) MIA HAMM 9358 5 18 2 43 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333 3 1 0 42 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -MOTOR GOES OUT 8123 8 4 0 41 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) DOG GONE IT 9950 7 8 0 39 MONGREL HORDE (680) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150 6 2 1 39 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) -CUB II 10305 4 0 0 39 NL CENTRAL (783) -CONSTRUCT 10064 3 1 0 37 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) RUBBERY 10811 5 1 0 36 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813 4 2 0 34 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BEAR GRYLLS 10471 3 1 1 33 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) NO PLOT 7531 8 7 1 32 BB CHICK FLICK (923) DOG HOUSE 10281 3 2 0 28 MONGREL HORDE (680) -PIRATE II 10332 5 0 0 27 NL CENTRAL (783) BROKEN 7955 4 2 0 27 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) -MARK REDMAN 5958 3 2 0 27 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) -HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) BUFFALO BILL 10334 4 1 0 25 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) CROWDED 10880 3 1 0 25 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) -DEAD BULB 10125 2 0 0 25 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) FORGOT TO THAW 10852 3 0 0 24 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) OVER DONE 10672 3 2 0 24 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701 3 2 0 21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) LIFE & DEATH 10646 1 0 0 21 FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423) BAD SHOES 10882 2 2 0 20 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) -RED 10216 3 4 0 19 NL CENTRAL (783) -CITIZEN BANE 10107 2 3 0 17 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -CALZRIN 10750 2 3 0 15 FREELANCERS (576) -UNRULY PASSENGER 10526 1 2 0 15 BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) -SLOW BOARDING 10525 1 0 0 15 BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) -BREWSKI III 10472 1 1 0 11 NL CENTRAL (783) -BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655 1 0 0 11 BASH BROS ART (1425) -SARDONIS 10734 1 4 0 7 FREELANCERS (576) -HIRED MERCENARY 10068 0 1 0 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) -NARVIK 10851 0 4 0 4 FREELANCERS (576) LITTLE FLOCKER 10599 0 2 0 2 FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) -JOHN PATTERSON 5957 0 2 0 2 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? SHOWERLESS FACE 8591 0 3 0 BAD COMBOS 689 MOUNTAIN TROLL 359 NONE RARE 11218 0 1 0 BASH BROS MEAT 1428 DARK CHAMPION 359 NONE FALLEN TREE 11148 0 1 0 BASH BROS WALKI 1469 WURM KIN 359 NONE PEDESTRIAN STRI 10523 2 1 0 BB TRAIN DELAY 1399 BEAR GRYLLS 10471 357 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SHOWERLESS FACE was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. FALLEN TREE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle. RARE was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. FIRE STARTER lost to PROJECT A in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title brawl. LAWN DART CATCHING defeated UNCOMFORTABLE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight. HYACINTH was bested by CARDINAL in a popular 2 minute bloody expert's Challenge brawl. SIR LOIN OF BEEF savagely defeated BANANA ON WALL in a 21 minute Challenge brawl. DOG GONE IT was viciously subdued by COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 2 minute Challenge melee. TRIPLE DOG DARE was vanquished by COLD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. DOG HOUSE was vanquished by STINKY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. SIR FRANCIS BACON overpowered NO PLOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. BUFFALO BILL beat BAD SHOES in a 4 minute Challenge fight. CLOTHES ON FLOOR demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match. LEMON devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided battle. TOILET SEAT bested VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout. IN THE WASHER overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. CLICHE vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray. TAX PENALTY bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl. SPIRIT OF COFFEE overpowered FULL AND HEAVY in a 1 minute one-sided bout. FREDDY GARCIA overpowered DISCOVERY TOYS in a 1 minute one-sided bout. UGLY overpowered DOCTOR WEEVIL in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict. RIPPED overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight. BAD MEDIA handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel. CHEMICAL SMELL overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match. DIRTY DISHES overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. SNORING overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout. MIA HAMM was overpowered by KNOCKED OVER in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel. CRACKED overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition. NO BATTERIES savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gruesome duel. E COLI overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. UNNATURAL GROWTH was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout. RUBBERY overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. WHERE'S THE BEEF vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched fight. CROWDED demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match. FORGOT TO THAW overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray. OVER DONE demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched match. BROKEN demolished LITTLE FLOCKER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. LIFE & DEATH overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 16 AIMED BLOW 44 - 21 - 0 68 | |WALL OF STEEL 8 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 18 - 1 67 | |AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 10 - 0 67 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 84 - 47 - 5 64 | |PARRY-STRIKE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 16 - 0 61 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 32 - 1 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 34 - 26 - 2 57 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 11 - 0 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 0 44 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 - 0 0 | Turn 359 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY PROJECT A 10072 24 12 0 146 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) WALL OF STEEL CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130 19 1 0 128 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) LUNGING ATTACK CARDINAL 8794 10 5 0 121 NL CENTRAL (783) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK LEMON 8010 25 11 1 119 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) AIMED BLOW CLICHE 7533 13 2 0 110 BB CHICK FLICK (923) STRIKING ATTACK SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 9 3 1 103 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) PARRY-LUNGE HYACINTH 9549 12 11 0 96 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) SLASHING ATTACK RIPPED 9875 11 2 0 96 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) PARRY-STRIKE UGLY 10118 12 9 0 81 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MIA HAMM 9358. The most popular warrior this turn was CARDINAL 8794. The ten other most popular fighters were E COLI 10673, UGLY 10118, DIRTY DISHES 10129, COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330, TOILET SEAT 10126, TAX PENALTY 7311, RIPPED 9875, SNORING 10127, RUBBERY 10811, and UNCOMFORTABLE 9131. The least popular fighter this week was SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683. The other ten least popular fighters were BANANA ON WALL 10657, LITTLE FLOCKER 10599, UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150, DISCOVERY TOYS 7798, FULL AND HEAVY 6861, BUFFALO BILL 10334, DOG HOUSE 10281, TRIPLE DOG DARE 9973, HYACINTH 9549, and PROJECT A 10072. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: LEMON (72-8010) BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) TAX PENALTY (72-7311) BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)