DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2021    Duedate: 04/21/2021

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-364

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PROJECT A
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
(72-10072) [29-12-0,166]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROJECT A                      REDJOHN
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)         SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
(72-10072) [29-12-0,166]       (72-8175) [5-1-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

UGLY                           UNCOMFORTABLE
BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)       BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
(72-10118) [13-13-0,77]        (72-9131) [13-3-0,109]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SHEETS (980)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SHEETS (980)      35
2. BASH BROS CLOSET (947)      35      BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
3. BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)    33      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)  29
5. ON TAP 10 (1530)            28      ON TAP 10 (1530)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  15   0  0  100   1/ 2 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    9  2 0
 2/ 0*ON TAP 10 (1530)           2   0  0  100   2/ 5*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)    9  6 0
 3/ 0*ON TAP 11 (1531)           1   0  0  100   3/ 7 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  8  1 0
 4/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1421)   1   0  0  100   4/ 1*BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  8  6 0
 5/ 0*ON TAP 2 (1522)            1   0  0  100   5/ 4 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   7  2 0
 6/ 0*ON TAP 6 (1526)            1   0  0  100   6/ 6 BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     6  4 0
 7/ 0*ON TAP 8 (1528)            1   0  0  100   7/16*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)     5  1 0
 8/ 0*ON TAP 9 (1529)            1   0  0  100   8/10 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    5  2 0
 9/ 1 BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  22   4  0 84.6   9/ 8 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    4  2 1
10- 3 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  14   3  0 82.4  10/ 3 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    4  2 0
11/ 2 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    25   6  3 80.6  11/11 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      3  0 0
12/ 5 BASH BROS MLM (973)       53  13  1 80.3  12/12 BASH BROS MLM (973)       3  0 0
13/ 7 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   90  24  5 78.9  13/15 BASH BROS ART (1425)      3  0 0
14/ 8 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  45  12  0 78.9  14/ 0 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  3  0 0
15/ 9 BASH BROS ART (1425)      11   3  0 78.6  15/20 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    3  0 0
16/10 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    56  18  0 75.7  16/ 0*ON TAP 10 (1530)          2  0 0
17/ 0 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  18   6  2 75.0  17/23*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)      2  0 0
18/ 4 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    17   6  0 73.9  18/ 0 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/13*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)   8   3  0 72.7  19/13 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  2  1 0
20/ 0 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   20   8  0 71.4  20-19*FAV SAYINGS (1412)        2  1 0
21/16*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)       5   2  0 71.4  21/26 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     2  1 0
22/12 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   72  29  1 71.3  22/14*FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)  2  1 0
23/ 0 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    43  18  2 70.5  23/17 BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  2  1 0
24/11 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  26  11  0 70.3  24/ 9 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     2  4 0
25/14 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      25  11  1 69.4  25/ 0*ON TAP 11 (1531)          1  0 0
26/19*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)      9   4  0 69.2  26/ 0 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   1  0 0
27/15 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    35  16  0 68.6  27/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1421)  1  0 0
28/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    28  14  0 66.7  28/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1422)  1  0 0
29/ 6*FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)   4   2  0 66.7  29/ 0*ON TAP 2 (1522)           1  0 0
30-17*FAST TIMES (987)           2   1  0 66.7  30/ 0*ON TAP 6 (1526)           1  0 0
31-18 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  22  12  1 64.7  31/ 0*ON TAP 8 (1528)           1  0 0
32/20 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    161 101  9 61.5  32/ 0*ON TAP 9 (1529)           1  0 0
33/21*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)     9   6  0 60.0  33/ 0 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  1  0 0
34/29*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)     3   2  0 60.0  34/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    1  0 0
35-22 NL CENTRAL (783)          89  60  3 59.7  35/38*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)  1  1 0
36/ 0 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  18  13  1 58.1  36/37*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)    1  1 0
37-23 MONGREL HORDE (680)       83  68  9 55.0  37-21 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  1  1 0
38-24 DIVINE HERITAGE (1537)    47  39  2 54.7  38/27 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  1  2 0
39/25 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    57  48  3 54.3  39/18 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      1  2 0
40/27 BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     21  18  0 53.8  40/33*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1417)  1  2 0
41/26 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  17  17  0 50.0  41/ 0 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    1  2 0
42/28*BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  17  17  0 50.0  42/29*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)    0  4 0
43/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1422)   1   1  0 50.0  43/34*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)   0  3 0
44/31 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     29  34  1 46.0  44/32*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)      0  3 0
45/32 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   23  29  0 44.2  45/30 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   0  3 0
46/33 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      12  17  0 41.4  46/36*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)     0  2 0
47-34*FAV SAYINGS (1412)         2   3  0 40.0  47-31 MONGREL HORDE (680)       0  2 0
48/30*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)      1   2  0 33.3  48-28 NL CENTRAL (783)          0  2 0
49/35*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)     2   6  0 25.0  49/ 0*ON TAP 5 (1525)           0  1 0
50/37*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1417)   1   3  0 25.0  50-25 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  0  1 0
51/36*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)       1   4  0 20.0  51-35*PETA SUPPORTERS (1419)    0  1 0
52/38*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)    0   3  0  0.0  52-39*FAST TIMES (987)          0  1 0
53/ 0*ON TAP 5 (1525)            0   1  0  0.0  53/22 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   0  1 0
54-39*PETA SUPPORTERS (1419)     0   1  0  0.0  54-24 DIVINE HERITAGE (1537)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  BASH BROS SHEETS now holds the crown 
and they are betting they can keep it.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But 
to MEAT YOUR MAKER, which fell to 24th, it's what you soak in before going to the 
Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DRAGONHEAD!  BASH BROS SWEATER 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 38th spot.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 18th to 39th place were the BB 
FLASHLIGHT.  Keep trying!  Coming up with a solid 2-0-0 outing, BB TRAIN DELAY has 
advanced 9 places in the rankings.  BASH BROS FISHERMAN is no joke as it posted a 
3-0-0 week advancing from 7th place to 3rd place.  Hey everybody, watch out for BOOBY 
TRAP, who flew up 35 points in the rankings after mashing PAM ANDERSON like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was BAD MEDIA, 
who dropped 30 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with VETERAN 
MERCENARY.  FIRE STARTER got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was 
more than anxious to kick PROJECT A's tail out of the throne!  Going for the gusto 
and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was BASH BROS CANDLE's FIRE STARTER, who 
was turned away from the Duelmastership by PROJECT A.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed 
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that H IS FOR HIPPO was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of H IS FOR HIPPO's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  H IS FOR HIPPO + Weapons That go Boom = BASH BROS 
LIGHTS + Avoid City.  And who is this MIA HAMM you ask, with 89 points and a 8-20-3 
record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  The audience likes blood and 
there was plenty of it covering MIA HAMM as she was driven to an early grave by 
KNOCKED OVER of the BASH BROS TRASH.  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit 
and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time I'm on this 
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROJECT A 10072              29  12  0   166       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108       11   3  1   132       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 IN THE WASHER 7833           16   2  0   131       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        18  10  1   129       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130       19   1  0   128       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 SNORING 10127                20   5  3   122       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 OVERFLOWING 7655             11   0  0   121       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
 MISSING DISLIKE 6849         13   0  0   120       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861          17  12  0   117       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 CLICHE 7533                  17   3  0   115       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
-FLICKERING 8048              23   0  0   114       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 KNOCKED OVER 10147           14   1  2   111       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
 UNCOMFORTABLE 9131           13   3  0   109       BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
-UNDERDOG 6250                19   8  1   107       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 HYACINTH 9549                14  14  0   107       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 RAIN 6893                    14   7  0   105       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798          23   8  0   104       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-NAG 10128                    15   4  1   102       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 FIRE STARTER 8061            18  28  0   100       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 BLAME THE CLUB 7774           9   3  1    99       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 COLD 8226                    11   3  0    97       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 TOILET SEAT 10126            21   4  1    96       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683        11   9  0    96       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 DRUNK 7812                   18   1  0    95       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 E COLI 10673                  8   3  0    95       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 BRIGHT 8050                  16  10  0    93       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-NONSTANDARD 8051             18  10  1    91       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIRTY DISHES 10129           15  10  0    90       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 RIPPED 9875                  15   3  0    90       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-CARDINAL 8794                12   7  0    86       NL CENTRAL (783)
 PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029     10   3  1    84       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 REDJOHN 8175                  5   1  0    84       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
 BAD MEDIA 8127               18   7  0    80       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
 BANANA ON WALL 10657         10   3  0    80       BASH BROS ART (1425)
 UGLY 10118                   13  13  0    77       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
-TORMENT 11324                 8   4  2    77       DIVINE HERITAGE (1537)
 ALONE 8134                    6   0  0    75       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
 RUBBERY 10811                 9   2  0    71       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
 CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772       10   4  0    68       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330       11  20  2    66       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 OVER DONE 10672               7   2  0    64       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEYOND SLOW 7771             10   4  0    63       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 BAD SHOES 10882               7   2  0    62       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813        8   3  0    61       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
-TRIPLE DOG DARE 9973          3   1  0    61       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 UNPREPARED 7811              13   6  0    60       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BATTERIES 10121           10  17  0    56       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
-AGONY 11328                  10   6  0    56       DIVINE HERITAGE (1537)
 NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        8   3  1    56       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 BOOBY TRAP 7665               3   1  0    56       BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
 FISH STORY 7813              14   5  0    55       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 NO HEAT 7077                  5   4  0    51       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 CROWDED 10880                 7   2  0    49       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 WILDLIFE 7076                 6   5  1    49       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 FLOOD 7079                    7   4  0    48       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770         9   4  1    47       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150        9   4  1    47       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
-DOG GONE IT 9950              7  11  0    42       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 UNRULY PASSENGER 10526        4   2  0    42       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
-MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           8   4  0    41       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
-CUB II 10305                  4   0  0    39       NL CENTRAL (783)
-MOTHS 7654                    7   3  0    34       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
-SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333       3   2  0    34       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NO PLOT 7531                  8   8  1    33       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
-BEAR GRYLLS 10471             3   1  1    33       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           4   3  0    31       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 SLOW BOARDING 10525           3   1  0    30       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
 LIFE & DEATH 10646            4   2  0    29       FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423)
-PIRATE II 10332               5   0  0    27       NL CENTRAL (783)
-DOG HOUSE 10281               3   3  0    27       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-MARK REDMAN 5958              3   2  0    27       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 BAD SERVICE 10967             3   0  0    26       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
 MYSTERY 11219                 2   1  0    26       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 BLISTERS 11147                3   1  0    25       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
-SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591         1   1  0    24       FAV SAYINGS (1412)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUFFALO BILL 10334            4   2  0    22       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 COLD SOUP 10968               3   0  0    21       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
-TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         3   2  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 LEGEND 11261                  1   0  0    20       ON TAP 8 (1528)
-RED 10216                     3   4  0    19       NL CENTRAL (783)
 STALE BREAD STICKS 10966      3   0  0    18       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   3  0    17       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 ELECTRIC WIT 11234            1   0  0    17       ON TAP 2 (1522)
 PAM ANDERSON 10639            1   0  0    16       CANADIAN ARTISTS 9 (1422)
 FIRE ENGINE RED 11266         1   0  0    16       ON TAP 9 (1529)
 BARKING SQUIRREL 11273        1   0  0    15       ON TAP 10 (1530)
 PAM ANDERSON 10637            1   0  0    15       CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421)
 DAY TIME 11276                1   0  0    15       ON TAP 11 (1531)
 RED RAGE 11255                1   0  0    14       ON TAP 6 (1526)
-TOM SLICK 7869                1   1  0    14       FAST TIMES (987)
 TWO HEARTED 11271             1   0  0    13       ON TAP 10 (1530)
 LITTLE FLOCKER 10599          2   5  0    11       FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)
-BREWSKI III 10472             1   1  0    11       NL CENTRAL (783)
-BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655        1   0  0    11       BASH BROS ART (1425)
 DRESSER'S VACATION 11335      1   0  0    10       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-FORGOTTEN 7331                0   2  0    10       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNBELIEVABLE 10593            1   1  0     9       FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)
-DA3 10589                     1   0  0     8       FAV SAYINGS (1412)
 PAM ANDERSON 10614            1   0  0     7       CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
 ALL NIGHTER 11248             0   1  0     7       ON TAP 5 (1525)
 PAM ANDERSON 10619            0   2  0     6       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
 WARM FEELING 10630            1   2  0     5       JURINE SAMPLES (1420)
 PAM ANDERSON 10617            0   3  0     5       CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
 PAM ANDERSON 10620            0   1  0     5       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
-JOHN PATTERSON 5957           0   2  0     2       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-SARED 8178                    0   1  0     1       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
-PAM ANDERSON 10627            0   1  0     1       PETA SUPPORTERS (1419)
 SCRATCHY 11334                0   1  0     1       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STINKY 8225             8  4 0 BASH BROS SHEETS 980 MIA HAMM 9358         361  REVENGED
LIE DOWN 11362          0  1 0 BASH BROS WALKI 1469 HIGH ELF              364  NONE
FRIED RICE 11361        0  1 0 BB ITALIAN FOOD 1482 SHEWISH GIANT         364  NONE
NACHOS 11363            0  1 0 BB ITALIAN FOOD 1482 STONE GOLEM           364  NONE
MIA HAMM 9358           8 20 3 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656  KNOCKED OVER 10147    364   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NACHOS was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LIE DOWN was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
FRIED RICE was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
KNOCKED OVER slaughtered MIA HAMM in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HYACINTH subdued BRIGHT in a action packed 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
FIRE STARTER was devastated by PROJECT A in a 3 minute Challenge Title match.
DRUNK overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a dull 5 minute expert's fight.
IN THE WASHER vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SNORING overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TOILET SEAT savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight.
CLICHE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD MEDIA was demolished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RAIN demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
FULL AND HEAVY handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
MISSING DISLIKE viciously subdued SIR LOIN OF BEEF in a 3 minute veteran's fray.
UNCOMFORTABLE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute veteran's fight.
OVERFLOWING overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DISCOVERY TOYS handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute competition.
RIPPED overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
UGLY was beaten by M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute fray.
COLD vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
DIRTY DISHES overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
WHERE'S THE BEEF was overpowered by REDJOHN in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
RUBBERY was demolished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
E COLI vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
BANANA ON WALL outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a 7 minute competition.
BLAME THE CLUB vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH was vanquished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BAD SHOES subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute fight.
BEYOND SLOW was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute gory bout.
OVER DONE handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CROWDED was vanquished by COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
UNNATURAL GROWTH was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute struggle.
NO BATTERIES was handily defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PITCH FOR INSURANCE handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven match.
ALONE won victory over VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
UNPREPARED demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
NO CARS AVAILABLE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
NO HEAT vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
FISH STORY vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LIFE & DEATH was bested by UNRULY PASSENGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
FLOOD overcame AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 5 minute conflict.
WILDLIFE overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STALE BREAD STICKS luckily beat UNBELIEVABLE in a 2 minute gory duel.
BAD SERVICE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LITTLE FLOCKER was handily defeated by SLOW BOARDING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLISTERS demolished PAM ANDERSON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MYSTERY demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BOOBY TRAP overpowered PAM ANDERSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WARM FEELING was unbelievably bested by COLD SOUP in a 2 minute amateur's match.
PAM ANDERSON demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ELECTRIC WIT bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute match.
ALL NIGHTER was demolished by PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
RED RAGE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LEGEND devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FIRE ENGINE RED devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TWO HEARTED overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARKING SQUIRREL vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DAY TIME subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute conflict.
PAM ANDERSON beat SCRATCHY in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
PAM ANDERSON overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PAM ANDERSON was vanquished by DRESSER'S VACATION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-STRIKE      46 -  22 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  14 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  16 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         BASHING ATTACK    85 -  53 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         AIMED BLOW        49 -  31 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     44 -  29 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  23 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 364 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  2                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  3                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    10 -  5                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  7     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PROJECT A 10072            29  12  0  166 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
AIMED BLOW       IN THE WASHER 7833         16   2  0  131 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SNORING 10127              20   5  3  122 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
STRIKING ATTACK  OVERFLOWING 7655           11   0  0  121 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
LUNGING ATTACK   MISSING DISLIKE 6849       13   0  0  120 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
WALL OF STEEL    KNOCKED OVER 10147         14   1  2  111 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
PARRY-STRIKE     SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683      11   9  0   96 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
SLASHING ATTACK  RIPPED 9875                15   3  0   90 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
PARRY-LUNGE      CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772     10   4  0   68 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is UGLY 10118.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
UNCOMFORTABLE 9131.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISSING DISLIKE 6849, 
HYACINTH 9549, BRIGHT 8050, PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029, RAIN 6893, UGLY 10118, DIRTY 
DISHES 10129, UNPREPARED 7811, WARM FEELING 10630, and TOILET SEAT 10126.

The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BEYOND SLOW 7771, FIRE STARTER 8061, PAM ANDERSON 10620, SCRATCHY 
11334, ALL NIGHTER 11248, PAM ANDERSON 10617, PAM ANDERSON 10619, LITTLE FLOCKER 
10599, FLOOD 7079, and UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CLICHE (72-7533) BB CHICK FLICK (923)
HYACINTH (72-9549) H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
BRIGHT (72-8050) BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)