DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/25/2021 Duedate: 04/21/2021 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-364 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PROJECT A UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) (72-10072) [29-12-0,166] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PROJECT A REDJOHN UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) SELLSWORDS IV (1043) (72-10072) [29-12-0,166] (72-8175) [5-1-0,84] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite UGLY UNCOMFORTABLE BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201) (72-10118) [13-13-0,77] (72-9131) [13-3-0,109] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS SHEETS (980) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 35 2. BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 35 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 3. BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) 33 Unchartered Team 4. BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) 29 5. ON TAP 10 (1530) 28 ON TAP 10 (1530) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 15 0 0 100 1/ 2 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 9 2 0 2/ 0*ON TAP 10 (1530) 2 0 0 100 2/ 5*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) 9 6 0 3/ 0*ON TAP 11 (1531) 1 0 0 100 3/ 7 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 8 1 0 4/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1421) 1 0 0 100 4/ 1*BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 8 6 0 5/ 0*ON TAP 2 (1522) 1 0 0 100 5/ 4 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 7 2 0 6/ 0*ON TAP 6 (1526) 1 0 0 100 6/ 6 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) 6 4 0 7/ 0*ON TAP 8 (1528) 1 0 0 100 7/16*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) 5 1 0 8/ 0*ON TAP 9 (1529) 1 0 0 100 8/10 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 5 2 0 9/ 1 BASH BROS FEELING (1201) 22 4 0 84.6 9/ 8 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 4 2 1 10- 3 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 14 3 0 82.4 10/ 3 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) 4 2 0 11/ 2 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 25 6 3 80.6 11/11 BB CHICK FLICK (923) 3 0 0 12/ 5 BASH BROS MLM (973) 53 13 1 80.3 12/12 BASH BROS MLM (973) 3 0 0 13/ 7 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 90 24 5 78.9 13/15 BASH BROS ART (1425) 3 0 0 14/ 8 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 45 12 0 78.9 14/ 0 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) 3 0 0 15/ 9 BASH BROS ART (1425) 11 3 0 78.6 15/20 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 3 0 0 16/10 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) 56 18 0 75.7 16/ 0*ON TAP 10 (1530) 2 0 0 17/ 0 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 18 6 2 75.0 17/23*SELLSWORDS IV (1043) 2 0 0 18/ 4 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) 17 6 0 73.9 18/ 0 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 2 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/13*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885) 8 3 0 72.7 19/13 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 2 1 0 20/ 0 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 20 8 0 71.4 20-19*FAV SAYINGS (1412) 2 1 0 21/16*SELLSWORDS IV (1043) 5 2 0 71.4 21/26 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 2 1 0 22/12 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 72 29 1 71.3 22/14*FAVORITE SAYINGS (1423) 2 1 0 23/ 0 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 43 18 2 70.5 23/17 BASH BROS FEELING (1201) 2 1 0 24/11 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 26 11 0 70.3 24/ 9 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 2 4 0 25/14 BB CHICK FLICK (923) 25 11 1 69.4 25/ 0*ON TAP 11 (1531) 1 0 0 26/19*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) 9 4 0 69.2 26/ 0 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 1 0 0 27/15 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 35 16 0 68.6 27/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1421) 1 0 0 28/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 28 14 0 66.7 28/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1422) 1 0 0 29/ 6*FAVORITE SAYINGS (1423) 4 2 0 66.7 29/ 0*ON TAP 2 (1522) 1 0 0 30-17*FAST TIMES (987) 2 1 0 66.7 30/ 0*ON TAP 6 (1526) 1 0 0 31-18 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 22 12 1 64.7 31/ 0*ON TAP 8 (1528) 1 0 0 32/20 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 161 101 9 61.5 32/ 0*ON TAP 9 (1529) 1 0 0 33/21*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) 9 6 0 60.0 33/ 0 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 1 0 0 34/29*BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 3 2 0 60.0 34/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 1 0 0 35-22 NL CENTRAL (783) 89 60 3 59.7 35/38*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885) 1 1 0 36/ 0 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) 18 13 1 58.1 36/37*BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 1 1 0 37-23 MONGREL HORDE (680) 83 68 9 55.0 37-21 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 1 1 0 38-24 DIVINE HERITAGE (1537) 47 39 2 54.7 38/27 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 1 2 0 39/25 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 57 48 3 54.3 39/18 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 1 2 0 40/27 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) 21 18 0 53.8 40/33*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1417) 1 2 0 41/26 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 17 17 0 50.0 41/ 0 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 1 2 0 42/28*BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 17 17 0 50.0 42/29*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) 0 4 0 43/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1422) 1 1 0 50.0 43/34*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 0 3 0 44/31 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 29 34 1 46.0 44/32*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413) 0 3 0 45/32 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 23 29 0 44.2 45/30 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 0 3 0 46/33 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 12 17 0 41.4 46/36*JURINE SAMPLES (1420) 0 2 0 47-34*FAV SAYINGS (1412) 2 3 0 40.0 47-31 MONGREL HORDE (680) 0 2 0 48/30*JURINE SAMPLES (1420) 1 2 0 33.3 48-28 NL CENTRAL (783) 0 2 0 49/35*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) 2 6 0 25.0 49/ 0*ON TAP 5 (1525) 0 1 0 50/37*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1417) 1 3 0 25.0 50-25 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 0 1 0 51/36*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413) 1 4 0 20.0 51-35*PETA SUPPORTERS (1419) 0 1 0 52/38*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 0 3 0 0.0 52-39*FAST TIMES (987) 0 1 0 53/ 0*ON TAP 5 (1525) 0 1 0 0.0 53/22 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 0 1 0 54-39*PETA SUPPORTERS (1419) 0 1 0 0.0 54-24 DIVINE HERITAGE (1537) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. BASH BROS SHEETS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to MEAT YOUR MAKER, which fell to 24th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. What goes up, must come down. Watch out DRAGONHEAD! BASH BROS SWEATER may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 38th spot. Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 18th to 39th place were the BB FLASHLIGHT. Keep trying! Coming up with a solid 2-0-0 outing, BB TRAIN DELAY has advanced 9 places in the rankings. BASH BROS FISHERMAN is no joke as it posted a 3-0-0 week advancing from 7th place to 3rd place. Hey everybody, watch out for BOOBY TRAP, who flew up 35 points in the rankings after mashing PAM ANDERSON like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was BAD MEDIA, who dropped 30 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with VETERAN MERCENARY. FIRE STARTER got through to the Duelmaster this turn. No doubt he was more than anxious to kick PROJECT A's tail out of the throne! Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was BASH BROS CANDLE's FIRE STARTER, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by PROJECT A. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location. But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle! Did you hear that H IS FOR HIPPO was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of H IS FOR HIPPO's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you who like math, try this one: H IS FOR HIPPO + Weapons That go Boom = BASH BROS LIGHTS + Avoid City. And who is this MIA HAMM you ask, with 89 points and a 8-20-3 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! The audience likes blood and there was plenty of it covering MIA HAMM as she was driven to an early grave by KNOCKED OVER of the BASH BROS TRASH. Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PROJECT A 10072 29 12 0 166 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 11 3 1 132 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) IN THE WASHER 7833 16 2 0 131 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) -SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 18 10 1 129 MONGREL HORDE (680) -CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130 19 1 0 128 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) SNORING 10127 20 5 3 122 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) OVERFLOWING 7655 11 0 0 121 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) MISSING DISLIKE 6849 13 0 0 120 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) FULL AND HEAVY 6861 17 12 0 117 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) CLICHE 7533 17 3 0 115 BB CHICK FLICK (923) -FLICKERING 8048 23 0 0 114 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) KNOCKED OVER 10147 14 1 2 111 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) UNCOMFORTABLE 9131 13 3 0 109 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201) -UNDERDOG 6250 19 8 1 107 MONGREL HORDE (680) HYACINTH 9549 14 14 0 107 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) RAIN 6893 14 7 0 105 BASH BROS SPRING (799) DISCOVERY TOYS 7798 23 8 0 104 BASH BROS MLM (973) -NAG 10128 15 4 1 102 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) FIRE STARTER 8061 18 28 0 100 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) BLAME THE CLUB 7774 9 3 1 99 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) COLD 8226 11 3 0 97 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) TOILET SEAT 10126 21 4 1 96 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683 11 9 0 96 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) DRUNK 7812 18 1 0 95 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) E COLI 10673 8 3 0 95 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) BRIGHT 8050 16 10 0 93 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) -NONSTANDARD 8051 18 10 1 91 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DIRTY DISHES 10129 15 10 0 90 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) RIPPED 9875 15 3 0 90 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) -CARDINAL 8794 12 7 0 86 NL CENTRAL (783) PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029 10 3 1 84 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) REDJOHN 8175 5 1 0 84 SELLSWORDS IV (1043) BAD MEDIA 8127 18 7 0 80 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) BANANA ON WALL 10657 10 3 0 80 BASH BROS ART (1425) UGLY 10118 13 13 0 77 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) -TORMENT 11324 8 4 2 77 DIVINE HERITAGE (1537) ALONE 8134 6 0 0 75 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885) RUBBERY 10811 9 2 0 71 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772 10 4 0 68 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330 11 20 2 66 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) OVER DONE 10672 7 2 0 64 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BEYOND SLOW 7771 10 4 0 63 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) BAD SHOES 10882 7 2 0 62 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813 8 3 0 61 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) -TRIPLE DOG DARE 9973 3 1 0 61 MONGREL HORDE (680) UNPREPARED 7811 13 6 0 60 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NO BATTERIES 10121 10 17 0 56 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) -AGONY 11328 10 6 0 56 DIVINE HERITAGE (1537) NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026 8 3 1 56 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) BOOBY TRAP 7665 3 1 0 56 BASH BROS CLOSET (947) FISH STORY 7813 14 5 0 55 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) NO HEAT 7077 5 4 0 51 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) CROWDED 10880 7 2 0 49 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) WILDLIFE 7076 6 5 1 49 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) FLOOD 7079 7 4 0 48 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) -KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770 9 4 1 47 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150 9 4 1 47 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) -DOG GONE IT 9950 7 11 0 42 MONGREL HORDE (680) UNRULY PASSENGER 10526 4 2 0 42 BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) -MOTOR GOES OUT 8123 8 4 0 41 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) -CUB II 10305 4 0 0 39 NL CENTRAL (783) -MOTHS 7654 7 3 0 34 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) -SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333 3 2 0 34 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -NO PLOT 7531 8 8 1 33 BB CHICK FLICK (923) -BEAR GRYLLS 10471 3 1 1 33 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074 4 3 0 31 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) SLOW BOARDING 10525 3 1 0 30 BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) LIFE & DEATH 10646 4 2 0 29 FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423) -PIRATE II 10332 5 0 0 27 NL CENTRAL (783) -DOG HOUSE 10281 3 3 0 27 MONGREL HORDE (680) -MARK REDMAN 5958 3 2 0 27 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) -HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) BAD SERVICE 10967 3 0 0 26 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) MYSTERY 11219 2 1 0 26 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) BLISTERS 11147 3 1 0 25 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) -DEAD BULB 10125 2 0 0 25 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) -SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591 1 1 0 24 FAV SAYINGS (1412) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BUFFALO BILL 10334 4 2 0 22 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) COLD SOUP 10968 3 0 0 21 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) -TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701 3 2 0 21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) LEGEND 11261 1 0 0 20 ON TAP 8 (1528) -RED 10216 3 4 0 19 NL CENTRAL (783) STALE BREAD STICKS 10966 3 0 0 18 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) -CITIZEN BANE 10107 2 3 0 17 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) ELECTRIC WIT 11234 1 0 0 17 ON TAP 2 (1522) PAM ANDERSON 10639 1 0 0 16 CANADIAN ARTISTS 9 (1422) FIRE ENGINE RED 11266 1 0 0 16 ON TAP 9 (1529) BARKING SQUIRREL 11273 1 0 0 15 ON TAP 10 (1530) PAM ANDERSON 10637 1 0 0 15 CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421) DAY TIME 11276 1 0 0 15 ON TAP 11 (1531) RED RAGE 11255 1 0 0 14 ON TAP 6 (1526) -TOM SLICK 7869 1 1 0 14 FAST TIMES (987) TWO HEARTED 11271 1 0 0 13 ON TAP 10 (1530) LITTLE FLOCKER 10599 2 5 0 11 FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) -BREWSKI III 10472 1 1 0 11 NL CENTRAL (783) -BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655 1 0 0 11 BASH BROS ART (1425) DRESSER'S VACATION 11335 1 0 0 10 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) -FORGOTTEN 7331 0 2 0 10 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME UNBELIEVABLE 10593 1 1 0 9 FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413) -DA3 10589 1 0 0 8 FAV SAYINGS (1412) PAM ANDERSON 10614 1 0 0 7 CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417) ALL NIGHTER 11248 0 1 0 7 ON TAP 5 (1525) PAM ANDERSON 10619 0 2 0 6 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) WARM FEELING 10630 1 2 0 5 JURINE SAMPLES (1420) PAM ANDERSON 10617 0 3 0 5 CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417) PAM ANDERSON 10620 0 1 0 5 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) -JOHN PATTERSON 5957 0 2 0 2 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) -SARED 8178 0 1 0 1 SELLSWORDS IV (1043) -PAM ANDERSON 10627 0 1 0 1 PETA SUPPORTERS (1419) SCRATCHY 11334 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? STINKY 8225 8 4 0 BASH BROS SHEETS 980 MIA HAMM 9358 361 REVENGED LIE DOWN 11362 0 1 0 BASH BROS WALKI 1469 HIGH ELF 364 NONE FRIED RICE 11361 0 1 0 BB ITALIAN FOOD 1482 SHEWISH GIANT 364 NONE NACHOS 11363 0 1 0 BB ITALIAN FOOD 1482 STONE GOLEM 364 NONE MIA HAMM 9358 8 20 3 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656 KNOCKED OVER 10147 364 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS NACHOS was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. LIE DOWN was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel. FRIED RICE was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match. KNOCKED OVER slaughtered MIA HAMM in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. HYACINTH subdued BRIGHT in a action packed 2 minute master's Challenge competition. FIRE STARTER was devastated by PROJECT A in a 3 minute Challenge Title match. DRUNK overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a dull 5 minute expert's fight. IN THE WASHER vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven duel. SNORING overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel. TOILET SEAT savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight. CLICHE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BAD MEDIA was demolished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched competition. RAIN demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match. FULL AND HEAVY handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. MISSING DISLIKE viciously subdued SIR LOIN OF BEEF in a 3 minute veteran's fray. UNCOMFORTABLE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute veteran's fight. OVERFLOWING overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided match. DISCOVERY TOYS handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute competition. RIPPED overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. UGLY was beaten by M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute fray. COLD vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray. DIRTY DISHES overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight. WHERE'S THE BEEF was overpowered by REDJOHN in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel. RUBBERY was demolished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided melee. E COLI vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray. BANANA ON WALL outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a 7 minute competition. BLAME THE CLUB vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout. CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH was vanquished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fray. BAD SHOES subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute fight. BEYOND SLOW was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute gory bout. OVER DONE handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match. CROWDED was vanquished by COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight. UNNATURAL GROWTH was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute struggle. NO BATTERIES was handily defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. PITCH FOR INSURANCE handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven match. ALONE won victory over VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. UNPREPARED demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition. NO CARS AVAILABLE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven battle. NO HEAT vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle. FISH STORY vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. LIFE & DEATH was bested by UNRULY PASSENGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. FLOOD overcame AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 5 minute conflict. WILDLIFE overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight. STALE BREAD STICKS luckily beat UNBELIEVABLE in a 2 minute gory duel. BAD SERVICE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray. LITTLE FLOCKER was handily defeated by SLOW BOARDING in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BLISTERS demolished PAM ANDERSON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. MYSTERY demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle. BOOBY TRAP overpowered PAM ANDERSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. WARM FEELING was unbelievably bested by COLD SOUP in a 2 minute amateur's match. PAM ANDERSON demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. ELECTRIC WIT bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute match. ALL NIGHTER was demolished by PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched contest. RED RAGE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout. LEGEND devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. FIRE ENGINE RED devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. TWO HEARTED overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match. BARKING SQUIRREL vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match. DAY TIME subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute conflict. PAM ANDERSON beat SCRATCHY in a 1 minute novice's struggle. PAM ANDERSON overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. PAM ANDERSON was vanquished by DRESSER'S VACATION in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 15 PARRY-STRIKE 46 - 22 - 0 68 | |AIMED BLOW 14 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 14 - 0 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 16 - 0 63 | |STRIKING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 85 - 53 - 2 62 | |PARRY-STRIKE 9 AIMED BLOW 49 - 31 - 0 61 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 44 - 29 - 1 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 0 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 30 - 23 - 0 57 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 9 - 0 53 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | Turn 364 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 10 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY PROJECT A 10072 29 12 0 166 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) AIMED BLOW IN THE WASHER 7833 16 2 0 131 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK SNORING 10127 20 5 3 122 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) STRIKING ATTACK OVERFLOWING 7655 11 0 0 121 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) LUNGING ATTACK MISSING DISLIKE 6849 13 0 0 120 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) WALL OF STEEL KNOCKED OVER 10147 14 1 2 111 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) PARRY-STRIKE SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683 11 9 0 96 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) SLASHING ATTACK RIPPED 9875 15 3 0 90 BASH BROS SHEETS (980) PARRY-LUNGE CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772 10 4 0 68 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is UGLY 10118. The most popular warrior this turn was UNCOMFORTABLE 9131. The ten other most popular fighters were MISSING DISLIKE 6849, HYACINTH 9549, BRIGHT 8050, PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029, RAIN 6893, UGLY 10118, DIRTY DISHES 10129, UNPREPARED 7811, WARM FEELING 10630, and TOILET SEAT 10126. The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812. The other ten least popular fighters were BEYOND SLOW 7771, FIRE STARTER 8061, PAM ANDERSON 10620, SCRATCHY 11334, ALL NIGHTER 11248, PAM ANDERSON 10617, PAM ANDERSON 10619, LITTLE FLOCKER 10599, FLOOD 7079, and UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: CLICHE (72-7533) BB CHICK FLICK (923) HYACINTH (72-9549) H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) BRIGHT (72-8050) BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)