DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/22/2021    Duedate: 05/19/2021

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-365

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PROJECT A
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
(72-10072) [30-12-0,168]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROJECT A                      REDJOHN
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)         SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
(72-10072) [30-12-0,168]       (72-8175) [6-1-0,106]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

UGLY                           BLISTERS
BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
(72-10118) [13-14-0,74]        (72-11147) [4-1-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SHEETS (980)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS WALKING (1469)    40
2. BASH BROS MEAT (1428)       29BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
3. ON TAP 10 (1530)            26      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS STEAK (1456)      25
5. SELLSWORDS IV (1043)        22      ON TAP 10 (1530)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  15   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    9  2 0
 2/ 2*ON TAP 10 (1530)           4   0  0  100   2/ 4 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  9  5 0
 3/ 5*ON TAP 2 (1522)            2   0  0  100   3/ 3 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  8  1 0
 4- 6*ON TAP 6 (1526)            1   0  0  100   4/ 2*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)    8  7 0
 5- 7*ON TAP 8 (1528)            1   0  0  100   5/ 6 BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     7  2 0
 6- 8*ON TAP 9 (1529)            1   0  0  100   6/ 5 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   7  2 0
 7/ 9 BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  23   4  0 85.2   7/ 7*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)     5  1 0
 8/14 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  48  12  0 80.0   8/ 8 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    5  2 0
 9/15 BASH BROS ART (1425)      12   3  0 80.0   9/16*ON TAP 10 (1530)          4  0 0
10/12 BASH BROS MLM (973)       53  14  1 79.1  10/17*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)      3  0 0
11/13 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   92  25  5 78.6  11/23 BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  3  0 0
12/16 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    59  18  0 76.6  12/13 BASH BROS ART (1425)      3  0 0
13/ 0 REMOTE 10 (1540)          16   5  0 76.2  13-14 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  3  0 0
14/11 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    25   8  3 75.8  14/10 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    3  3 0
15-17 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  18   6  2 75.0  15/24 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     3  3 0
16/19 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)   9   3  0 75.0  16/35 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)  2  0 0
17/21*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)       6   2  0 75.0  17-11 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      2  0 0
18/20 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   21   8  0 72.4  18/26 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    18   7  0 72.0  19/36*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)    2  0 0
20-22 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   72  29  1 71.3  20/29*ON TAP 2 (1522)           2  0 0
21/24 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  27  11  0 71.1  21-18 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  2  0 0
22-23 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    43  18  2 70.5  22/12 BASH BROS MLM (973)       2  1 0
23-25 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      25  11  1 69.4  23/19 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  2  1 0
24/27 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    35  17  0 67.3  24/40*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1417)  2  1 0
25-28 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    28  14  0 66.7  25/15 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    2  1 0
26/26*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)     10   5  0 66.7  26/ 9 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    2  4 1
27/34*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)     4   2  0 66.7  27-30*ON TAP 6 (1526)           1  0 0
28-31 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  22  12  1 64.7  28-31*ON TAP 8 (1528)           1  0 0
29/32 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    162 102  9 61.4  29-32*ON TAP 9 (1529)           1  0 0
30-35 NL CENTRAL (783)          89  60  3 59.7  30-33 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  1  0 0
31-36 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  18  13  1 58.1  31-34 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    1  0 0
32/40 BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     24  18  0 57.1  32/46*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)     1  1 0
33/29*FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)   4   3  0 57.1  33/27*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1421)  1  1 0
34/33*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)    11   9  0 55.0  34/28*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1422)  1  1 0
35/39 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    58  49  3 54.2  35-21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     1  1 0
36/42 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  21  18  0 53.8  36- 0 REMOTE 10 (1540)          1  1 0
37/48*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)      2   2  0 50.0  37/25*ON TAP 11 (1531)          1  1 0
38/ 3*ON TAP 11 (1531)           1   1  0 50.0  38/43*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)   1  2 0
39/ 4*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1421)   1   1  0 50.0  39/22*FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)  1  2 0
40/41 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  17  18  0 48.6  40/39 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      1  2 0
41-44 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     29  34  1 46.0  41-41 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    1  2 0
42/45 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   23  30  0 43.4  42/45 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   0  3 0
43/46 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      13  17  0 43.3  43/42*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)    0  3 0
44/50*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1417)   2   3  0 40.0  44/38 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  0  3 0
45/43*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1422)   1   2  0 33.3  45-44*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)      0  1 0
46/52*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)    1   3  0 25.0  46-49*ON TAP 5 (1525)           0  1 0
47/49*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)     2   7  0 22.2  47-53 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   0  1 0
48-51*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)       1   4  0 20.0  48-37 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  0  1 0
49-53*ON TAP 5 (1525)            0   1  0  0.0  49-48 NL CENTRAL (783)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DRAGONHEAD this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying 
the drinks for BASH BROS FEELINGS tonight, to honor their rise to 11th after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  BASH 
BROS BIRTHDAY has turned a 1-0-0 into 16th place from 35th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as 
BASH BROS CLOSET's 4-2-0 has earned them 19th place in the ranks.  I understand that 
The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 tonight, to honor their 
rise to 24th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  BASH BROS TRASH must be either in pain, 
or numb, having dropped from 9th to 26th this turn, with a 0-2-0 acting as the 
weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  JURINE SAMPLES 
has turned a 1-0-0 into 32nd place from 46th.  Give me the recipe!  Our condolences 
(or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ON TAP 11 for their drop to 37th from 25th. 
A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 this turn, 
a 0-1-0 causing a 17 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
The BASH BROS MEAT guild has had a 3-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the 
future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, WHERE'S 
THE BEEF fought KHALHUMS DWARF and gained 23 points and contributed to BASH BROS 
STEAK's 1-1-0.  SNORING has lost to KUNG-FU MASTER, falling 47 points, while helping 
make BASH BROS SPOUSE a 2-1-0 turn.  FIRE STARTER challenged for the Duelmastership 
this turn, attempting to dethrone UNLIKELY HEROES' warrior.  Defending his title for 
another turn, PROJECT A kept BASH BROS CANDLE's warrior, FIRE STARTER, from claiming 
the throne.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their 
losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win.  Maybe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the SELLSWORDS IV stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on DRAGONHEAD, what are you afraid of?  And guess who 
avoided SELLSWORDS IV stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was BASH BROS SPOUSE.  
Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that SIR LOIN OF BEEF from MEAT 
YOUR MAKER was DRAGONHEAD's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  The Warty Toad declares a free round for SIR LOIN OF BEEF and all of MEAT 
YOUR MAKER, for having revenged BASH BROS TRASH's KNOCKED OVER for killing one of 
their comrades.  Is it really true that DRAGONHEAD has more dishwashers per capita 
that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, DRAGONHEAD, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in DRAGONHEAD, but never good to 
wear out my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in 
DRAGONHEAD again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROJECT A 10072              30  12  0   168       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IN THE WASHER 7833           17   2  0   133       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108       11   3  1   132       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130       19   1  0   128       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 OVERFLOWING 7655             12   0  0   126       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
-MISSING DISLIKE 6849         13   0  0   120       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
-FLICKERING 8048              23   0  0   114       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 UNCOMFORTABLE 9131           14   3  0   112       BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
 SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683        12   9  0   110       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 REDJOHN 8175                  6   1  0   106       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
-RAIN 6893                    14   7  0   105       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
-NAG 10128                    15   4  1   102       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 E COLI 10673                  9   3  0   102       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 FIRE STARTER 8061            18  29  0   101       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 COLD 8226                    12   3  0   100       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 DIRTY DISHES 10129           16  10  0    99       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-BLAME THE CLUB 7774           9   3  1    99       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 TOILET SEAT 10126            22   4  1    98       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 DRUNK 7812                   19   1  0    97       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 KNOCKED OVER 10147           14   2  2    97       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
 RIPPED 9875                  16   3  0    96       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 BAD MEDIA 8127               19   7  0    91       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
-NONSTANDARD 8051             18  10  1    91       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 ALONE 8134                    7   0  0    91       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CARDINAL 8794                12   7  0    86       NL CENTRAL (783)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798          23   9  0    85       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029     10   3  1    84       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813        9   3  0    84       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861          17  13  0    83       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 BANANA ON WALL 10657         11   3  0    82       BASH BROS ART (1425)
 OVER DONE 10672               8   2  0    82       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 SNORING 10127                20   6  3    75       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 UGLY 10118                   13  14  0    74       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
 RUBBERY 10811                 9   3  0    73       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
-CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772       10   4  0    68       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNPREPARED 7811              14   6  0    66       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330       11  21  2    66       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 BAD SHOES 10882               8   2  0    65       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 NO BATTERIES 10121           11  17  0    63       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
-BEYOND SLOW 7771             10   4  0    63       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 BOOBY TRAP 7665               4   1  0    59       BASH BROS CLOSET (947)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FISH STORY 7813              15   5  0    57       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        8   3  1    56       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 CROWDED 10880                 8   2  0    56       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 UNRULY PASSENGER 10526        5   2  0    52       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
-NO HEAT 7077                  5   4  0    51       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-WILDLIFE 7076                 6   5  1    49       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-FLOOD 7079                    7   4  0    48       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770         9   4  1    47       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           8   4  0    41       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
-CUB II 10305                  4   0  0    39       NL CENTRAL (783)
 UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150        9   5  1    38       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
-MOTHS 7654                    7   3  0    34       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
-SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333       3   2  0    34       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NO PLOT 7531                  8   8  1    33       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
-BEAR GRYLLS 10471             3   1  1    33       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 LIFE & DEATH 10646            4   3  0    32       FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423)
 BAD SERVICE 10967             4   0  0    32       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
 BLISTERS 11147                4   1  0    31       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           4   3  0    31       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 ELECTRIC WIT 11234            2   0  0    31       ON TAP 2 (1522)
 MYSTERY 11219                 3   1  0    30       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
-PIRATE II 10332               5   0  0    27       NL CENTRAL (783)
-MARK REDMAN 5958              3   2  0    27       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
 BARKING SQUIRREL 11273        2   0  0    27       ON TAP 10 (1530)
 TWO HEARTED 11271             2   0  0    27       ON TAP 10 (1530)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLD SOUP 10968               4   0  0    23       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
 SLOW BOARDING 10525           3   2  0    23       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
 WARM FEELING 10630            2   2  0    23       JURINE SAMPLES (1420)
-BUFFALO BILL 10334            4   2  0    22       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         3   2  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 SMOKE 11360                   1   0  0    20       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-LEGEND 11261                  1   0  0    20       ON TAP 8 (1528)
-RED 10216                     3   4  0    19       NL CENTRAL (783)
 PAM ANDERSON 10614            2   0  0    19       CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
 PAM ANDERSON 10620            1   1  0    18       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   3  0    17       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 STALE BREAD STICKS 10966      3   1  0    16       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
 PAM ANDERSON 10637            1   1  0    16       CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421)
-FIRE ENGINE RED 11266         1   0  0    16       ON TAP 9 (1529)
-RED RAGE 11255                1   0  0    14       ON TAP 6 (1526)
 DAY TIME 11276                1   1  0    14       ON TAP 11 (1531)
 LITTLE FLOCKER 10599          2   6  0    12       FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)
-BREWSKI III 10472             1   1  0    11       NL CENTRAL (783)
-BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655        1   0  0    11       BASH BROS ART (1425)
-DRESSER'S VACATION 11335      1   0  0    10       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-FORGOTTEN 7331                0   2  0    10       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
-UNBELIEVABLE 10593            1   1  0     9       FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)
-ALL NIGHTER 11248             0   1  0     7       ON TAP 5 (1525)
 PAM ANDERSON 10639            1   1  0     6       CANADIAN ARTISTS 9 (1422)
-PAM ANDERSON 10619            0   2  0     6       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
-PAM ANDERSON 10617            0   3  0     5       CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
-JOHN PATTERSON 5957           0   2  0     2       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-SCRATCHY 11334                0   1  0     1       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SARED 8178                    0   1  0     1       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STINKY 8225             8  4 0 BASH BROS SHEETS 980 MIA HAMM 9358         361  REVENGED
LIE DOWN 11365          0  1 0 BASH BROS WALKI 1469 SHEWISH GIANT         365  NONE
FRIED RICE 11367        0  1 0 BB ITALIAN FOOD 1482 STONE GOLEM           365  NONE
NACHOS 11366            0  1 0 BB ITALIAN FOOD 1482 WURM KIN              365  NONE
MIA HAMM 9358           8 20 3 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656  KNOCKED OVER 10147    364  JUST REVENGED
RAW MEAT 11364          0  1 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656  SPYMASTER             365  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

For the Cincy FtF, Mannequin/Crip are organizing a visit to the Great American Ball 
Park on the Friday night (16 Jul, 7:10 start time) to watch the Reds/Brewers game.  If 
interested, please contact Crip through gwerner - @ - twcny dot rr dot com.  Because 
of Covid, tickets are being sold in specific pods, so if 8 people want to go, we may 
have to sit in two different groups.  Please respond by 1 May if interested so we can 
pre-purchase the tickets. -- Crip & Mannequin

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FRIED RICE was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NACHOS was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
RAW MEAT was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LIE DOWN was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
SIR LOIN OF BEEF defeated KNOCKED OVER in a exciting 4 minute Bloodfeud fight.
ELECTRIC WIT bested SLOW BOARDING in a action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.
FIRE STARTER was defeated by PROJECT A in a 5 minute Challenge Title struggle.
LITTLE FLOCKER was overcome by COLD SOUP in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TOILET SEAT viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute melee.
SNORING was vanquished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
UNCOMFORTABLE savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 2 minute fight.
COLD savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute bloody veteran's fight.
E COLI handily defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
IN THE WASHER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DRUNK overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
DISCOVERY TOYS was viciously subdued by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute duel.
OVERFLOWING devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FULL AND HEAVY was overpowered by REDJOHN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BANANA ON WALL defeated COUNT PEPPERMINT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
RUBBERY was viciously subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 5 minute gruesome bout.
DIRTY DISHES demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
UGLY slimly lost to VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute brutal veteran's contest.
RIPPED overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ALONE overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BAD MEDIA demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
OVER DONE handily defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
UNPREPARED overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BAD SHOES overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHERE'S THE BEEF vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
NO BATTERIES overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
UNNATURAL GROWTH was beaten by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute fray.
UNRULY PASSENGER devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOOBY TRAP viciously subdued LIFE & DEATH in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
CROWDED overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FISH STORY subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody match.
BAD SERVICE demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLISTERS savagely defeated DAY TIME in a popular 6 minute bloody duel.
MYSTERY subdued PAM ANDERSON in a 2 minute competition.
STALE BREAD STICKS was viciously subdued by BARKING SQUIRREL in a 2 minute match.
PAM ANDERSON was vanquished by SMOKE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WARM FEELING demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PAM ANDERSON handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TWO HEARTED overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PAM ANDERSON handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-STRIKE      48 -  24 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  14 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  16 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    86 -  52 -  2      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  27 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  23 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        50 -  37 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 365 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         5 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PROJECT A 10072            30  12  0  168 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
AIMED BLOW       IN THE WASHER 7833         17   2  0  133 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
STRIKING ATTACK  OVERFLOWING 7655           12   0  0  126 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
LUNGING ATTACK   UNCOMFORTABLE 9131         14   3  0  112 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
PARRY-STRIKE     SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683      12   9  0  110 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
SLASHING ATTACK  REDJOHN 8175                6   1  0  106 SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
BASHING ATTACK   E COLI 10673                9   3  0  102 BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
WALL OF STEEL    KNOCKED OVER 10147         14   2  2   97 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
PARRY-LUNGE      UNPREPARED 7811            14   6  0   66 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is UGLY 10118.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BLISTERS 11147.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOOBY TRAP 7665, KNOCKED 
OVER 10147, UNCOMFORTABLE 9131, BARKING SQUIRREL 11273, RUBBERY 10811, LITTLE FLOCKER 
10599, ELECTRIC WIT 11234, TOILET SEAT 10126, COLD 8226, and REDJOHN 8175.

The least popular fighter this week was PROJECT A 10072.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FIRE STARTER 8061, PAM ANDERSON 10639, STALE BREAD STICKS 10966, DAY 
TIME 11276, FULL AND HEAVY 6861, RAW MEAT 11364, FRIED RICE 11367, PAM ANDERSON 
10614, PAM ANDERSON 10620, and LIFE & DEATH 10646.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CLICHE (72-7533) BB CHICK FLICK (923)
BRIGHT (72-8050) BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
HYACINTH (72-9549) H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)

          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CINCINNATI!

                              (well actually, Kentucky)

We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Cincinnati, Ohio, July 16-18, 2021.  It 
will be held at the Embassy Suites Cincinnati Rivercenter on the banks of the Ohio 
River (actually in Covington, Kentucky (866-344-7548).  Room rates are $139.00 per 
night for kings, $179 for doubles, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary 
manager's reception, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness 
center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--the code is "RS1" (note that's RS 
one not RSI).  

        The official block cutoff is mid June so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/RSIFTF65 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

The tournament info sheet and minioverviews will be out in June.  We are very looking 
forward to seeing you all and hope that you can make it!

P.S.  The dates are set for the next winter FTF:  January 14-16, 2022, in Tempe.