DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/20/2021    Duedate: 06/16/2021

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-366

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PROJECT A
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
(72-10072) [31-12-0,170]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROJECT A                      REDJOHN
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)         SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
(72-10072) [31-12-0,170]       (72-8175) [7-1-0,110]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

UGLY                           PAM ANDERSON
BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)       CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421)
(72-10118) [13-15-0,73]        (72-10637) [2-1-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SHEETS (980)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MONGREL HORDE (680)         53
2. TEQUILA (693)               52BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
3. GREAT BASEBALL NAMES (1120  33      Unchartered Team
4. NL CENTRAL (783)            29
5. BAD COMBOS (689)            23      ON TAP 6 (1526)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  15   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)   10  1 0
 2- 2*ON TAP 10 (1530)           4   0  0  100   2/ 0 BASH BROS QUARANT (1541)  8  3 0
 3/ 4*ON TAP 6 (1526)            2   0  1  100   3/ 2 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  8  6 0
 4- 5*ON TAP 8 (1528)            1   0  0  100   4/ 5 BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     7  0 0
 5- 6*ON TAP 9 (1529)            1   0  0  100   5/ 6 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   7  1 0
 6/ 7 BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  24   4  0 85.7   6/ 3 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  7  2 0
 7/ 9 BASH BROS ART (1425)      13   3  0 81.3   7/ 4*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)    6  8 0
 8/10 BASH BROS MLM (973)       54  14  1 79.4   8- 9*ON TAP 10 (1530)          4  0 0
 9/11 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   94  25  5 79.0   9/ 8 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    4  2 0
10/ 8 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  49  14  0 77.8  10/ 7*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)     4  2 0
11/17*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)       7   2  0 77.8  11/16 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)  3  0 0
12/12 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    62  18  0 77.5  12/19*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)    3  0 0
13/14 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    27   8  3 77.1  13/10*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)      3  0 0
14/16 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)  10   3  0 76.9  14/11 BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  3  0 0
15-13 REMOTE 10 (1540)          16   5  0 76.2  15/12 BASH BROS ART (1425)      3  0 0
16-15 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  18   6  2 75.0  16-13 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  3  0 0
17/ 0 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      23   9  1 71.9  17/ 0*TEQUILA (693)             3  1 0
18/21 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  28  11  0 71.8  18/26 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    3  3 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*TEQUILA (693)              5   2  1 71.4  19/27*ON TAP 6 (1526)           2  0 1
20/27*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)     5   2  0 71.4  20/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680)       2  0 0
21-20 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   72  29  1 71.3  21/ 0 BAD COMBOS (689)          2  0 0
22-22 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    43  18  2 70.5  22-21 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  2  0 0
23/19 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    19   8  0 70.4  23/22 BASH BROS MLM (973)       2  1 0
24/18 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   21   9  0 70.0  24/40 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      2  1 0
25-23 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      25  11  1 69.4  25-24*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1417)  2  1 0
26/ 0 BASH BROS QUARANT (1541)  35  16  2 68.6  26/33*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1421)  2  1 0
27/24 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    36  17  0 67.9  27/34*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1422)  2  1 0
28-25 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    28  14  0 66.7  28/23 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  2  1 0
29/ 0*GREAT BASEBALL NA (1120)   2   1  0 66.7  29/ 0*GREAT BASEBALL NA (1120)  2  1 0
30/39*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1421)   2   1  0 66.7  30/20*ON TAP 2 (1522)           2  1 0
31/ 3*ON TAP 2 (1522)            2   1  0 66.7  31/18 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   2  1 0
32/ 0 BAD COMBOS (689)          45  24  3 65.2  32/25 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    2  1 0
33/26*BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)     11   6  0 64.7  33/49 NL CENTRAL (783)          2  2 0
34/29 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    163 105  9 60.8  34/38*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)   2  3 0
35/30 NL CENTRAL (783)          91  62  3 59.5  35/14 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    2  4 0
36/32 BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     25  18  0 58.1  36/15 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     2  6 0
37-31 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  18  13  1 58.1  37-36 REMOTE 10 (1540)          1  0 0
38/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680)       85  68  9 55.6  38-17 BB CHICK FLICK (923)      1  0 0
39/35 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    59  50  3 54.1  39/ 0*FAV SAYINGS (1412)        1  0 0
40/36 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  23  21  0 52.3  40-28*ON TAP 8 (1528)           1  0 0
41/34*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)    12  12  0 50.0  41-29*ON TAP 9 (1529)           1  0 0
42/33*FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)   4   4  0 50.0  42-35 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     1  0 0
43/ 0*FAV SAYINGS (1412)         3   3  0 50.0  43/ 0 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      1  0 0
44-37*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)      2   2  0 50.0  44/ 0*SUE'S HOBBIES (672)       1  0 0
45/45*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1422)   2   2  0 50.0  45-30 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  1  0 0
46/ 0*PALADIN'S MINIONS (1280)   1   1  0 50.0  46-31 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    1  0 0
47/40 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  17  19  0 47.2  47/ 0*PALADIN'S MINIONS (1280)  1  1 0
48-41 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     29  34  1 46.0  48-32*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)     1  1 0
49/43 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      14  17  0 45.2  49/37*ON TAP 11 (1531)          1  2 0
50/42 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   23  31  0 42.6  50-41 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    1  2 0
51-44*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1417)   2   3  0 40.0  51/42 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   0  3 0
52/ 0*SUE'S HOBBIES (672)        3   5  1 37.5  52/44 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  0  3 0
53/46*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)    2   4  0 33.3  53/39*FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)  0  3 0
54/ 0*PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113)    1   2  0 33.3  54/43*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)    0  3 0
55/38*ON TAP 11 (1531)           1   2  0 33.3  55-47 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   0  1 0
56/47*FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)     2   8  0 20.0  56/ 0*PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113)   0  1 0
57-48*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)       1   4  0 20.0  57-46*ON TAP 5 (1525)           0  1 0
58-49*ON TAP 5 (1525)            0   1  0  0.0  58-45*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DRAGONHEAD?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks 
for BB FLASHLIGHT's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 
makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  BASH BROS DRESSER is on the way down, 
falling to 31st from 18th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Dripping Blade and join NL CENTRAL's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  33rd place, not bad.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  BASH BROS STEAK has 
fallen to 35th place after going 1-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm 
having a good day, so I feel sorry for MEAT YOUR MAKER, who went 1-3-0 and dropped 21 
into 36th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  ON TAP 11 is on 
the way down, falling to 49th from 37th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  DRAGONHEAD saw 
the first turn for GREAT BASEBALL NAMES, a 2-1-0, and some teams are scared, others 
are too arrogant to notice.  Take note friends, take note.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see DOG HOUSE win a fight and gain 29 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, DOG HOUSE beat CROWDED and CROWDED lost 25 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
Looks like DRAGONHEAD has some guts at least, PROJECT A the Duelmaster was this 
turn's most-challenged warrior.  FIRE STARTER challenged DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster for 
a shot at the throne.  And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be getting 
bland, as PROJECT A stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
SELLSWORDS IV, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass 
act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was MEAT YOUR MAKER.  Ha ha ha 
ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROJECT A 10072              31  12  0   170       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     14   2  0   151       BAD COMBOS (689)
 IN THE WASHER 7833           18   2  0   139       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108       11   3  1   132       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        18  10  1   129       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130       19   1  0   128       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 UNCOMFORTABLE 9131           15   3  0   122       BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
-MISSING DISLIKE 6849         13   0  0   120       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
-STEROID GAMES 6309           14   5  1   118       BAD COMBOS (689)
-FLICKERING 8048              23   0  0   114       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 REDJOHN 8175                  7   1  0   110       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
 PETS 11376                   10   1  0   108       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
-UNDERDOG 6250                19   8  1   107       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 COLD 8226                    13   3  0   106       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 E COLI 10673                 10   3  0   106       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
-RAIN 6893                    14   7  0   105       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 FIRE STARTER 8061            18  30  0   102       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
-NAG 10128                    15   4  1   102       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 DIRTY DISHES 10129           17  10  0   101       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 KNOCKED OVER 10147           15   2  2   101       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
 DRUNK 7812                   20   1  0    99       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-BLAME THE CLUB 7774           9   3  1    99       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-TOILET SEAT 10126            22   4  1    98       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 RIPPED 9875                  17   3  0    98       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683        12  10  0    98       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 BAD MEDIA 8127               20   7  0    97       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
 ALONE 8134                    8   0  0    97       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308      13  10  2    94       BAD COMBOS (689)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861          18  13  0    92       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
-NONSTANDARD 8051             18  10  1    91       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813       10   3  0    91       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERFLOWING 7655             12   1  0    88       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798          24   9  0    87       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 BANANA ON WALL 10657         12   3  0    87       BASH BROS ART (1425)
-CARDINAL 8794                12   7  0    86       NL CENTRAL (783)
 SNORING 10127                21   6  3    85       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029     10   3  1    84       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
-OVER DONE 10672               8   2  0    82       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 BOOBY TRAP 7665               5   1  0    74       BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
 UGLY 10118                   13  15  0    73       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
 RUBBERY 10811                 9   4  0    70       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772       10   4  0    68       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 BAD SHOES 10882               9   2  0    67       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DELIVERIES 11375              8   2  1    66       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
 DOG GONE IT 9950              8  11  0    66       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 NO BATTERIES 10121           12  17  0    65       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
-BEYOND SLOW 7771             10   4  0    63       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-TRIPLE DOG DARE 9973          3   1  0    61       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 FISH STORY 7813              15   6  0    60       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 UNRULY PASSENGER 10526        6   2  0    58       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330       11  22  2    57       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        8   3  1    56       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 DOG HOUSE 10281               4   3  0    56       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 UNPREPARED 7811              14   7  0    52       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-FRIENDS 11373                 5   5  1    51       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
-NO HEAT 7077                  5   4  0    51       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-WILDLIFE 7076                 6   5  1    49       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-FLOOD 7079                    7   4  0    48       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770         9   4  1    47       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150       10   5  1    44       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
 JUSTIN UPTON 9864             4   3  0    44       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
 BEAR GRYLLS 10471             4   1  1    43       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-FAMILY 11374                  6   4  0    42       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
-MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           8   4  0    41       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
 CUB II 10305                  4   1  0    41       NL CENTRAL (783)
 SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333       3   3  0    39       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-INDOORS 11377                 6   4  0    37       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
-MOTHS 7654                    7   3  0    34       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NO PLOT 7531                  8   8  1    33       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 SUDOKU 6128                   3   2  1    33       SUE'S HOBBIES (672)
 PIRATE II 10332               5   1  0    32       NL CENTRAL (783)
 JUMPING BEAN 6325             1   1  0    32       TEQUILA (693)
 CROWDED 10880                 8   3  0    31       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           4   3  0    31       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591         2   1  0    31       FAV SAYINGS (1412)
-MYSTERY 11219                 3   1  0    30       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 RED 10216                     4   4  0    28       NL CENTRAL (783)
 PAM ANDERSON 10637            2   1  0    28       CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421)
 BUFFALO BILL 10334            4   3  0    27       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-BARKING SQUIRREL 11273        2   0  0    27       ON TAP 10 (1530)
-TWO HEARTED 11271             2   0  0    27       ON TAP 10 (1530)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 COLD SOUP 10968               5   0  0    25       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
 BAD SERVICE 10967             4   1  0    25       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
 POKER FACE 6329               2   0  0    25       TEQUILA (693)
 SMOKE 11360                   2   0  0    25       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
 BLISTERS 11147                4   2  0    24       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 SLOW BOARDING 10525           3   3  0    24       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
 BREWSKI III 10472             2   1  0    24       NL CENTRAL (783)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WARM FEELING 10630            2   2  0    23       JURINE SAMPLES (1420)
 ELECTRIC WIT 11234            2   1  0    23       ON TAP 2 (1522)
 LIFE & DEATH 10646            4   4  0    22       FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423)
-TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         3   2  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 PAM ANDERSON 10639            2   1  0    21       CANADIAN ARTISTS 9 (1422)
 PAM ANDERSON 10619            1   2  0    20       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENTLE BEN 6326               1   0  0    20       TEQUILA (693)
-LEGEND 11261                  1   0  0    20       ON TAP 8 (1528)
 3-FINGER BROWN 8640           1   0  0    20       GREAT BASEBALL NAMES (1120)
-PAM ANDERSON 10614            2   0  0    19       CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
 RED RAGE 11255                2   0  1    18       ON TAP 6 (1526)
 STALE BREAD STICKS 10966      3   2  0    17       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   3  0    17       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 FREDDY FUDPUCKER 6328         1   1  1    17       TEQUILA (693)
-FIRE ENGINE RED 11266         1   0  0    16       ON TAP 9 (1529)
 FIVE ROSES 8605               1   2  0    15       PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113)
 VELVET HAMMER 11216           1   0  0    15       BAD COMBOS (689)
 DAY TIME 11276                1   2  0    15       ON TAP 11 (1531)
 LITTLE FLOCKER 10599          2   7  0    13       FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)
 MURLOC KNIGHT 9654            1   0  0    13       PALADIN'S MINIONS (1280)
-BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655        1   0  0    11       BASH BROS ART (1425)
-DRESSER'S VACATION 11335      1   0  0    10       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-FORGOTTEN 7331                0   2  0    10       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
-UNBELIEVABLE 10593            1   1  0     9       FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)
 PAM ANDERSON 10620            1   2  0     9       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
-DA3 10589                     1   0  0     8       FAV SAYINGS (1412)
 HOME RUN BAKER 8643           1   0  0     8       GREAT BASEBALL NAMES (1120)
 COVID PARTY 11317             1   0  0     8       BAD COMBOS (689)
-ALL NIGHTER 11248             0   1  0     7       ON TAP 5 (1525)
-PAM ANDERSON 10617            0   3  0     5       CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
 KEEPER OF ULDAMAN 9651        0   1  0     5       PALADIN'S MINIONS (1280)
 OIL CAN BOYD 8644             0   1  0     5       GREAT BASEBALL NAMES (1120)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968             0   1  0     1       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-SARED 8178                    0   1  0     1       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
-SCRATCHY 11334                0   1  0     1       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      RED RAGE 11255        366  NONE
COUCH POTATO 11389      0  1 0 BASH BROS WALKI 1469 SPYMASTER             366  NONE
NACHOS 11388            0  1 0 BB ITALIAN FOOD 1482 STONE GOLEM           366  NONE
MIA HAMM 9358           8 20 3 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656  KNOCKED OVER 10147    364  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COUCH POTATO was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NACHOS was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a monotonous 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
FIRE STARTER was overcome by PROJECT A in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge Title match.
SIR LOIN OF BEEF was viciously subdued by UNCOMFORTABLE in a 2 minute contest.
DIRTY DISHES bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
KNOCKED OVER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RIPPED savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
PETS vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COLD vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
REDJOHN handily defeated UGLY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALONE demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BAD MEDIA viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's battle.
E COLI viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's conflict.
IN THE WASHER devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DRUNK outlasted VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 11 minute mismatched brawl.
OVERFLOWING was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal veteran's bout.
RUBBERY was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 5 minute bloody match.
BANANA ON WALL bested VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 3 minute veteran's contest.
WHERE'S THE BEEF demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SNORING devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DISCOVERY TOYS defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
FULL AND HEAVY savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute expert's fight.
BOOBY TRAP demolished COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
UNPREPARED lost to DOG GONE IT in a action packed 4 minute brutal veteran's fray.
FISH STORY was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
NO BATTERIES defeated CUB II in a 2 minute uneven duel.
BAD SHOES defeated SIR FRANCIS BACON in a 1 minute match.
UNNATURAL GROWTH savagely defeated PIRATE II in a 3 minute gory fight.
UNRULY PASSENGER savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 6 minute bout.
CROWDED was demolished by DOG HOUSE in a 1 minute gory uneven contest.
LIFE & DEATH was devastated by JUSTIN UPTON in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SMOOTH CRIMINAL devastated FIVE ROSES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BEAR GRYLLS overpowered ELECTRIC WIT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAD SERVICE was viciously subdued by SUDOKU in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
BLISTERS was overpowered by JUMPING BEAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FREDDY FUDPUCKER was handily defeated by PAM ANDERSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RED vanquished LITTLE FLOCKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BUFFALO BILL was savagely defeated by PAM ANDERSON in a action packed 6 minute duel.
DAY TIME was savagely defeated by POKER FACE in a 3 minute gruesome conflict.
BREWSKI III unbelievably bested SLOW BOARDING in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
RED RAGE put to death MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute melee.
PAM ANDERSON viciously subdued STALE BREAD STICKS in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
PAM ANDERSON was demolished by GENTLE BEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COLD SOUP beat KEEPER OF ULDAMAN in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
SMOKE overpowered OIL CAN BOYD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MURLOC KNIGHT demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
3-FINGER BROWN overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
VELVET HAMMER overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
COVID PARTY bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
HOME RUN BAKER bested CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      14         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  16 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE      47 -  26 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK    85 -  48 -  2      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  26 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  25 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        54 -  38 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  17 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 366 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     9 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         8 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PROJECT A 10072            31  12  0  170 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       IN THE WASHER 7833         18   2  0  139 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
LUNGING ATTACK   UNCOMFORTABLE 9131         15   3  0  122 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)
SLASHING ATTACK  REDJOHN 8175                7   1  0  110 SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
BASHING ATTACK   COLD 8226                  13   3  0  106 BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
WALL OF STEEL    KNOCKED OVER 10147         15   2  2  101 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
PARRY-STRIKE     SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683      12  10  0   98 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
STRIKING ATTACK  ALONE 8134                  8   0  0   97 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
PARRY-LUNGE      UNPREPARED 7811            14   7  0   52 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is UGLY 10118.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PAM ANDERSON 10637.  The ten other most popular fighters were UNPREPARED 7811, DOG 
GONE IT 9950, SLOW BOARDING 10525, FULL AND HEAVY 6861, UNRULY PASSENGER 10526, 
SUDOKU 6128, UNCOMFORTABLE 9131, BAD MEDIA 8127, E COLI 10673, and PAM ANDERSON 
10619.

The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PROJECT A 10072, FIRE STARTER 8061, NACHOS 11388, DAY TIME 11276, OIL 
CAN BOYD 8644, PAM ANDERSON 10620, LITTLE FLOCKER 10599, FREDDY FUDPUCKER 6328, 
BLISTERS 11147, and BAD SERVICE 10967.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

IN THE WASHER (72-7833) BASH BROS SHEETS (980)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXIII

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VIRUS 6547 (67-17-3)                   6  3  0         BASH BROS MICROSOFT  
FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 (95-37-1)         1  3  0         BB INFOMERCIAL       
SHOVELING 8014 (65-31-1)               1  3  0         BASH BROS SNOW       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MERCURIAL 10908 (28-9-0)               5  3  0         ANONYMOUS            
GENE AUTRY 7838 (22-38-3)              1  3  0         COWBOY CROONERS      

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ERNIE BANKS 8648 (17-3-0)              3  3  0         CUB GREATS           
PUNKA 9396 (3-0-0)                     2  3  0         EAT THIS!            
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 (8-0-1)         1  3  0         BASH BROS FREEWAY    

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 (11-3-1)        3  3  1         UNLIKELY HEROES      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
E COLI 10673 (8-3-0)                   6  3  0         BASH BROS MEAT       
RIP 10356 (5-1-2)                      3  3  0         SPACE ACTION 99      
MARSHMALLOW 7864 (0-0-0)               2  3  1         SWEET TOOTH          
CATNIP 8203 (3-1-0)                    1  2  0  DEAD   KABOOMERS            

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOG HOUSE 10281 (3-3-0)                6  3  0         MONGREL HORDE        
SUDOKU 6128 (2-2-1)                    5  3  0         SUE'S HOBBIES        
SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591 (1-1-0)          4  3  0         FAV SAYINGS          
PIRATE II 10332 (5-0-0)                2  3  0         NL CENTRAL           
RED 10216 (3-4-0)                      2  3  1         NL CENTRAL           

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DULL 10708 (0-0-0)                     5  2  0  DEAD   BASH BROS RAZOR      
BREWSKI III 10472 (1-1-0)              6  3  0         NL CENTRAL           
FORGOTTEN 10704 (0-0-0)                4  3  0         BASH BROS RAZOR      
POKER FACE 6329 (1-0-0)                4  3  1         TEQUILA              
JUMPING BEAN 6325 (0-1-0)              3  3  0         TEQUILA              
CUB II 10305 (4-0-0)                   2  3  0         NL CENTRAL           
DULL BLADE 7958 (0-1-0)                2  3  0         BASH BROS SHAVE      
FIVE ROSES 8605 (1-1-0)                2  3  0         PARK AT ROSEMONT     
FREDDY FUDPUCKER 6328 (1-0-1)          2  3  1         TEQUILA              
PAM ANDERSON 10619 (0-2-0)             2  3  0         CANADIAN ARTISTS     
BEAR GRYLLS 10471 (3-1-1)              1  3  1         MEAT YOUR MAKER      
INPUT ERROR 8076 (2-0-0)               1  3  1         BB DUELMASTERS       
KNOCKDOWNS 9329 (1-0-0)                1  3  0         BASH BROS LUNGER     
PEACEFUL 9586 (1-0-0)                  0  1  0  DEAD   ONLY IN MY DREAMS    

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPOILED 10849 (0-0-0)                  6  3  1         BASH BROS MILK       
RANCID 10846 (0-0-0)                   4  3  1         BASH BROS MILK       
ALLERGY 10768 (0-0-0)                  3  3  0         BASH BRO LEAVES      
HEAD LICE 10823 (0-0-0)                3  3  0         BASH BROS HAIR       
SPILLED 10847 (0-0-0)                  2  2  0  DEAD   BASH BROS MILK       
DANDRUFF 10824 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         BASH BROS HAIR       
KEEPER OF ULDAMAN 9651 (0-0-0)         1  3  0         PALADIN'S MINIONS    

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LEAK 7886 (58-24-3)                    0  3  0         BASH BROS GAS        

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOMINION 11326 (21-12-0)               0  3  0         DIVINE HERITAGE      

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LONDON BEEFEATER 6238 (35-20-2)        3  3  0         MEAT YOUR MAKER      
WHOLE 5895 (47-46-1)                   1  3  0         MILK IS GOOD         
TOO SHORT 6578 (31-17-3)               0  3  0         BASH BROS HAIRCUT    
UNREALITY 7016 (19-0-0)                0  3  0         BB REALITY SHOW      

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REPAIR 6819 (5-3-1)                    2  3  0         BASH BROS FENCE      
HINT OF SLIME 7503 (12-11-0)           0  3  0         ONE LETTER OFF       

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JUSTIN UPTON 9864 (3-3-0)              1  3  0         PURPLE PLATYPI       
BUFFALO BILL 10334 (4-2-0)             0  3  0         MEAT YOUR MAKER      
KANO 8537 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         BASH BROS MANAGERS7  
SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333 (3-2-0)        0  3  0         MEAT YOUR MAKER      

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RED RAGE 11255 (1-0-0)                 0  3  0         ON TAP 6             

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
3-FINGER BROWN 8640 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         GREAT BASEBALL NAMES 
BEING FAT 7554 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         BASH BROS PREGNANCY  
MURLOC KNIGHT 9654 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         PALADIN'S MINIONS    
BLOWN EVERYWHERE 10770 (0-0-0)         0  3  0         BASH BRO LEAVES      
CLAYTON KERSHAW 11353 (0-0-0)          0  3  0  DEAD   NO OFFENCE INTENDED  
COVID PARTY 11317 (0-0-0)              0  3  0         BAD COMBOS           
HOME RUN BAKER 8643 (0-0-0)            0  3  0         GREAT BASEBALL NAMES 
OIL CAN BOYD 8644 (0-0-0)              0  3  0         GREAT BASEBALL NAMES 
SMOKE 11360 (0-0-0)                    0  3  0         BASH BROS WALKING    
VELVET HAMMER 11216 (0-0-0)            0  3  0         BAD COMBOS