DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/09/2021    Duedate: 10/06/2021

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-370

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PROJECT A
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
(72-10072) [34-13-0,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROJECT A                      BAD SERVICE
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)         BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
(72-10072) [34-13-0,143]       (72-10967) [6-3-0,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

UGLY                           SLOW BOARDING
BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
(72-10118) [17-15-0,105]       (72-10525) [6-4-1,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS WALKING (1469)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)      32
2. BASH BROS WALKING (1469)    30      BASH BROS ART (1425)
3. BASH BROS DIAPER (793)      26      Unchartered Team
4. UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)      24
5. BASH BROS TRASH (1338)      19      BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 BASH BROS ART (1425)      17   3  0 85.0   1/ 1 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 11  4 0
 2- 4 SELLSWORDS IV (1043)       9   2  0 81.8   2/ 2*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)    9  5 1
 3/ 5 BASH BROS MLM (973)       58  14  1 80.6   3- 3 NL CENTRAL (783)          5  0 0
 4- 6 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   98  26  5 79.0   4- 5 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     5  3 0
 5/ 9 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  57  18  1 76.0   5/ 4 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  5  4 1
 6/12 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    32  11  3 74.4   6- 7 MONGREL HORDE (680)       4  1 0
 7/14 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   25   9  0 73.5   7/16 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    4  2 0
 8-13 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  30  11  0 73.2   8/17 BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    4  2 0
 9-15 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   74  29  1 71.8   9/14 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    3  0 1
10/17 BASH BROS QUARANT (1541)  39  16  2 70.9  10/12 BASH BROS ART (1425)      3  0 0
11-16 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      24  10  1 70.6  11/ 8 BASH BROS QUARANT (1541)  3  0 0
12/18 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    40  17  1 70.2  12/10 BASH BROS MLM (973)       3  0 0
13-19 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       65  37  4 63.7  13/11 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  3  0 0
14/20 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    22  13  1 62.9  14- 6 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   3  0 0
15/23 BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)     15   9  1 62.5  15/ 9 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   3  0 0
16-22 BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     28  18  0 60.9  16/15 BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)     3  2 1
17-24 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    169 111  9 60.4  17-23*SUE'S HOBBIES (672)       2  0 1
18/27 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  38  25  0 60.3  18-13 BASH BROS MEAT (1428)     2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-25 NL CENTRAL (783)          97  64  3 60.2  19/24 FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)  2  1 0
20/29 FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)   7   5  0 58.3  20/26 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    2  4 1
21/33*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)    23  18  1 56.1  21-19 SELLSWORDS IV (1043)      1  0 0
22-28 MONGREL HORDE (680)       89  71  9 55.6  22-20 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  1  0 0
23/30 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    64  53  3 54.7  23-22 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   1  0 0
24-32*TEQUILA (693)              8   7  2 53.3  24/25 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      1  2 0
25/34 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  21  19  0 52.5  25-39 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       1  2 0
26/31 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      23  21  0 52.3  26-18*TEQUILA (693)             1  3 1
27/ 0 CAR STARS (1548)          15  15  1 50.0  27/42 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      0  2 0
28/38 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      16  19  0 45.7  28-34 FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)    0  1 0
29-39*SUE'S HOBBIES (672)        5   6  2 45.5  29-36*PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113)   0  1 0
30-40 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   24  32  0 42.9  30-33 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   0  1 0
31-42*PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113)    2   3  0 40.0  31/ 0 CAR STARS (1548)          0  1 0
32-43 FAVORITESAYINGS (1414)     3   9  0 25.0  32-38 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If The Dripping Blade is buying 
drinks for OBSIDIAN HALL's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  
A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there 
are sorrows to drown for BASH BROS SPOUSE, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 8 
into 14th.  Ha!  Now let's all watch BB ITALIAN FOOD's heads swell from their 4-1-1 
this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see FULL AND HEAVY win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, COUNT PEPPERMINT beat NO BATTERIES and NO BATTERIES lost 7 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, REDJOHN has 
lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with 
the old, in with the new, as PROJECT A takes the Title and last week's bar tab from 
the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else 
do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  SELLSWORDS IV the most 
avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like BASH BROS 
MLM avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  
Hmph.  PROJECT A was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was 
the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into 
one, DRUNK challenged up 32 to take on PROJECT A of UNLIKELY HEROES.  And sure, DRUNK 
lost alright, but gained 1 recognition for his pains.  And pains they may indeed be!  
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  HARRISON FORD, a 
glorious 13-10-1 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad CAR STARS.  Honor is like a 
chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless 
rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the DRAGONHEAD arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROJECT A 10072              34  13  0   143       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861          22  13  1   138       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
-REDJOHN 8175                  9   1  0   135       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108       11   3  1   132       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        18  10  1   129       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130       19   1  0   128       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 PETS 11376                   14   1  0   124       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
-FLICKERING 8048              25   0  0   118       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-E COLI 10673                 13   3  0   118       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798          28   9  0   113       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 OVERFLOWING 7655             16   1  0   108       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
-UNDERDOG 6250                19   8  1   107       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 UGLY 10118                   17  15  0   105       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
-SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683        13  11  0   104       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-NAG 10128                    15   4  1   102       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 DRUNK 7812                   21   4  0   101       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-DIRTY DISHES 10129           19  11  0   101       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 BANANA ON WALL 10657         16   3  0   100       BASH BROS ART (1425)
-SNORING 10127                23   6  3    98       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-TOILET SEAT 10126            22   4  1    98       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-FOXBAT 9863                   9   3  0    98       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 FISH STORY 7813              19   6  1    94       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 BAD SHOES 10882              13   2  0    94       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-NONSTANDARD 8051             18  10  1    91       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-DOG GONE IT 9950             10  12  0    91       MONGREL HORDE (680)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KNOCKED OVER 10147           18   3  2    86       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
-CARDINAL 8794                12   7  0    86       NL CENTRAL (783)
-OVER DONE 10672               8   2  0    82       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
 WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813       11   6  1    81       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
-BEAR 6221                    13  10  1    79       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-TRIPLE DOG DARE 9973          4   1  0    78       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330       13  24  2    75       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 NO BATTERIES 10121           14  19  0    69       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
 RUBBERY 10811                11   6  0    68       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DELIVERIES 11375              8   2  1    66       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
-SUDOKU 6128                   5   3  2    66       SUE'S HOBBIES (672)
-SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333       5   4  0    66       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 UNPREPARED 7811              17   8  0    63       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150       12   7  1    58       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)
 SMOKE 11360                   6   0  0    57       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-DOG HOUSE 10281               5   5  0    57       MONGREL HORDE (680)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLISTERS 11147                7   3  0    55       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-RED 10216                     7   4  0    55       NL CENTRAL (783)
-PIRATE II 10332               7   2  0    55       NL CENTRAL (783)
-FRIENDS 11373                 5   5  1    51       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
 SLOW BOARDING 10525           6   4  1    48       BB TRAIN DELAY (1399)
-CUB II 10305                  5   2  0    48       NL CENTRAL (783)
 LIFE & DEATH 10646            7   5  0    42       FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423)
-FAMILY 11374                  6   4  0    42       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
 CONSTRUCT 10064               3   3  0    42       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
-MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           8   4  0    41       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)
-BEAR GRYLLS 10471             5   3  1    41       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-BUFFALO BILL 10334            5   5  0    40       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-POKER FACE 6329               3   0  0    39       TEQUILA (693)
 CROWDED 10880                 9   6  0    37       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 BAD SERVICE 10967             6   3  0    37       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
-INDOORS 11377                 6   4  0    37       BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
-MOTHS 7654                    7   3  0    34       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FOXHOUND 10469                2   1  0    32       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           4   3  0    31       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-MYSTERY 11219                 3   1  0    30       BASH BROS MEAT (1428)
-FREDDY FUDPUCKER 6328         2   2  2    30       TEQUILA (693)
-FROG FOOT 10277               2   4  0    29       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLD SOUP 10968               7   2  1    27       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
 STALE BREAD STICKS 10966      6   3  0    27       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
-BREWSKI III 10472             2   1  0    24       NL CENTRAL (783)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLOW 11391                    3   0  0    23       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-FIVE ROSES 8605               2   3  0    23       PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113)
-FROGGER 6123                  4   4  0    22       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-JAKE LAMB 11390               1   0  0    19       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-JUMPING BEAN 6325             1   3  0    18       TEQUILA (693)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   3  0    17       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 WAIT LIST 11385               2   0  0    17       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
 CALORIES 11392                2   1  0    17       BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482)
-BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655        1   0  0    11       BASH BROS ART (1425)
-VIN DIESEL 11425              2   2  0     8       CAR STARS (1548)
-HIRED MERCENARY 10068         0   1  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968             0   1  0     1       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-SARED 8178                    0   1  0     1       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      COLD SOUP 10968       370  NONE
UNRULY PASSENGE 10526   7  4 0 BB TRAIN DELAY 1399  SUDOKU 6128           369   
HARRISON FORD 11424    13 11 1 CAR STARS 1548       FULL AND HEAVY 6861   370   
LITTLE FLOCKER 10599    3  8 0 FAVORITESAYINGS 1414 FREDDY FUDPUCKER 6328 368   
JUSTIN UPTON 9864       5  4 0 PURPLE PLATYPI 659   FISH STORY 7813       368   
GENTLE BEN 6326         2  2 0 TEQUILA 693          SLOW BOARDING 10525   369   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DRUNK was bested by PROJECT A in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
PETS handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OVERFLOWING vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DISCOVERY TOYS overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BANANA ON WALL viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute veteran's duel.
UGLY devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
FULL AND HEAVY slaughtered HARRISON FORD in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BAD SHOES viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute brutal veteran's fight.
KNOCKED OVER overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute bout.
FISH STORY demolished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NO BATTERIES was overcome by COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 1 minute veteran's contest.
WHERE'S THE BEEF was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody veteran's brawl.
RUBBERY overcame CONSTRUCT in a action packed 1 minute fight.
UNPREPARED overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
UNNATURAL GROWTH devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SLOW BOARDING savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
CROWDED was beaten by CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur upset match.
SMOKE devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLISTERS savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute bout.
STALE BREAD STICKS was handily defeated by LIFE & DEATH in a 1 minute contest.
BAD SERVICE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COLD SOUP executed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WAIT LIST defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's bout.
SLOW vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CALORIES handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  14 -  1      75  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  11 -  1      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      57 -  28 -  3      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         BASHING ATTACK    73 -  37 -  3      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  24 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        58 -  41 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  14 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  20 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 370 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  0                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PROJECT A 10072            34  13  0  143 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
BASHING ATTACK   FULL AND HEAVY 6861        22  13  1  138 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
AIMED BLOW       PETS 11376                 14   1  0  124 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541)
STRIKING ATTACK  OVERFLOWING 7655           16   1  0  108 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
PARRY-STRIKE     UGLY 10118                 17  15  0  105 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)
WALL OF STEEL    BAD SHOES 10882            13   2  0   94 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
PARRY-LUNGE      UNPREPARED 7811            17   8  0   63 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is UGLY 10118.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SLOW BOARDING 10525.  The ten other most popular fighters were UGLY 10118, WHERE'S 
THE BEEF 10813, UNPREPARED 7811, OVERFLOWING 7655, BAD SHOES 10882, SMOKE 11360, 
BLISTERS 11147, LIFE & DEATH 10646, PETS 11376, and DISCOVERY TOYS 7798.

The least popular fighter this week was PROJECT A 10072.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DRUNK 7812, BANANA ON WALL 10657, NO BATTERIES 10121, CALORIES 11392, 
SLOW 11391, STALE BREAD STICKS 10966, CROWDED 10880, HARRISON FORD 11424, COLD SOUP 
10968, and BAD SERVICE 10967.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FULL AND HEAVY (72-6861) BASH BROS DIAPER (793)