DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/09/2021 Duedate: 10/06/2021 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-370 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PROJECT A UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) (72-10072) [34-13-0,143] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PROJECT A BAD SERVICE UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) (72-10072) [34-13-0,143] (72-10967) [6-3-0,37] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite UGLY SLOW BOARDING BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) (72-10118) [17-15-0,105] (72-10525) [6-4-1,48] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS WALKING (1469) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) 32 2. BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 30 BASH BROS ART (1425) 3. BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 26 Unchartered Team 4. UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 24 5. BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 19 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 3 BASH BROS ART (1425) 17 3 0 85.0 1/ 1 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 11 4 0 2- 4 SELLSWORDS IV (1043) 9 2 0 81.8 2/ 2*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) 9 5 1 3/ 5 BASH BROS MLM (973) 58 14 1 80.6 3- 3 NL CENTRAL (783) 5 0 0 4- 6 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 98 26 5 79.0 4- 5 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 5 3 0 5/ 9 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 57 18 1 76.0 5/ 4 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 5 4 1 6/12 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 32 11 3 74.4 6- 7 MONGREL HORDE (680) 4 1 0 7/14 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 25 9 0 73.5 7/16 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 4 2 0 8-13 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 30 11 0 73.2 8/17 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) 4 2 0 9-15 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 74 29 1 71.8 9/14 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 3 0 1 10/17 BASH BROS QUARANT (1541) 39 16 2 70.9 10/12 BASH BROS ART (1425) 3 0 0 11-16 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 24 10 1 70.6 11/ 8 BASH BROS QUARANT (1541) 3 0 0 12/18 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 40 17 1 70.2 12/10 BASH BROS MLM (973) 3 0 0 13-19 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 65 37 4 63.7 13/11 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 3 0 0 14/20 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) 22 13 1 62.9 14- 6 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) 3 0 0 15/23 BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) 15 9 1 62.5 15/ 9 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 3 0 0 16-22 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) 28 18 0 60.9 16/15 BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) 3 2 1 17-24 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 169 111 9 60.4 17-23*SUE'S HOBBIES (672) 2 0 1 18/27 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 38 25 0 60.3 18-13 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) 2 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19-25 NL CENTRAL (783) 97 64 3 60.2 19/24 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1423) 2 1 0 20/29 FAVORITE SAYINGS (1423) 7 5 0 58.3 20/26 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) 2 4 1 21/33*BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) 23 18 1 56.1 21-19 SELLSWORDS IV (1043) 1 0 0 22-28 MONGREL HORDE (680) 89 71 9 55.6 22-20 BASH BROS HARD DI (1035) 1 0 0 23/30 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) 64 53 3 54.7 23-22 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 1 0 0 24-32*TEQUILA (693) 8 7 2 53.3 24/25 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 1 2 0 25/34 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) 21 19 0 52.5 25-39 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 1 2 0 26/31 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 23 21 0 52.3 26-18*TEQUILA (693) 1 3 1 27/ 0 CAR STARS (1548) 15 15 1 50.0 27/42 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) 0 2 0 28/38 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) 16 19 0 45.7 28-34 FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) 0 1 0 29-39*SUE'S HOBBIES (672) 5 6 2 45.5 29-36*PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113) 0 1 0 30-40 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 24 32 0 42.9 30-33 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 0 1 0 31-42*PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113) 2 3 0 40.0 31/ 0 CAR STARS (1548) 0 1 0 32-43 FAVORITESAYINGS (1414) 3 9 0 25.0 32-38 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for OBSIDIAN HALL's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for BASH BROS SPOUSE, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 8 into 14th. Ha! Now let's all watch BB ITALIAN FOOD's heads swell from their 4-1-1 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see FULL AND HEAVY win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, COUNT PEPPERMINT beat NO BATTERIES and NO BATTERIES lost 7 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, REDJOHN has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as PROJECT A takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha! Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you. SELLSWORDS IV the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like BASH BROS MLM avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. PROJECT A was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, DRUNK challenged up 32 to take on PROJECT A of UNLIKELY HEROES. And sure, DRUNK lost alright, but gained 1 recognition for his pains. And pains they may indeed be! Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... HARRISON FORD, a glorious 13-10-1 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad CAR STARS. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. What does the DRAGONHEAD arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PROJECT A 10072 34 13 0 143 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FULL AND HEAVY 6861 22 13 1 138 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) -REDJOHN 8175 9 1 0 135 SELLSWORDS IV (1043) -SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108 11 3 1 132 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 18 10 1 129 MONGREL HORDE (680) -CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130 19 1 0 128 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) PETS 11376 14 1 0 124 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541) -FLICKERING 8048 25 0 0 118 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -E COLI 10673 13 3 0 118 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) DISCOVERY TOYS 7798 28 9 0 113 BASH BROS MLM (973) OVERFLOWING 7655 16 1 0 108 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) -UNDERDOG 6250 19 8 1 107 MONGREL HORDE (680) UGLY 10118 17 15 0 105 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) -SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683 13 11 0 104 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -NAG 10128 15 4 1 102 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) DRUNK 7812 21 4 0 101 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) -DIRTY DISHES 10129 19 11 0 101 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) BANANA ON WALL 10657 16 3 0 100 BASH BROS ART (1425) -SNORING 10127 23 6 3 98 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) -TOILET SEAT 10126 22 4 1 98 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334) -FOXBAT 9863 9 3 0 98 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) FISH STORY 7813 19 6 1 94 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) BAD SHOES 10882 13 2 0 94 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) -NONSTANDARD 8051 18 10 1 91 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) -DOG GONE IT 9950 10 12 0 91 MONGREL HORDE (680) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KNOCKED OVER 10147 18 3 2 86 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) -CARDINAL 8794 12 7 0 86 NL CENTRAL (783) -OVER DONE 10672 8 2 0 82 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813 11 6 1 81 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) -BEAR 6221 13 10 1 79 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -TRIPLE DOG DARE 9973 4 1 0 78 MONGREL HORDE (680) COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330 13 24 2 75 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) NO BATTERIES 10121 14 19 0 69 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) RUBBERY 10811 11 6 0 68 BASH BROS STEAK (1456) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DELIVERIES 11375 8 2 1 66 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541) -SUDOKU 6128 5 3 2 66 SUE'S HOBBIES (672) -SIR FRANCIS BACON 10333 5 4 0 66 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) UNPREPARED 7811 17 8 0 63 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150 12 7 1 58 BASH BROS TRASH (1338) SMOKE 11360 6 0 0 57 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) -DOG HOUSE 10281 5 5 0 57 MONGREL HORDE (680) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BLISTERS 11147 7 3 0 55 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) -RED 10216 7 4 0 55 NL CENTRAL (783) -PIRATE II 10332 7 2 0 55 NL CENTRAL (783) -FRIENDS 11373 5 5 1 51 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541) SLOW BOARDING 10525 6 4 1 48 BB TRAIN DELAY (1399) -CUB II 10305 5 2 0 48 NL CENTRAL (783) LIFE & DEATH 10646 7 5 0 42 FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423) -FAMILY 11374 6 4 0 42 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541) CONSTRUCT 10064 3 3 0 42 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) -MOTOR GOES OUT 8123 8 4 0 41 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035) -BEAR GRYLLS 10471 5 3 1 41 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -BUFFALO BILL 10334 5 5 0 40 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -POKER FACE 6329 3 0 0 39 TEQUILA (693) CROWDED 10880 9 6 0 37 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) BAD SERVICE 10967 6 3 0 37 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) -INDOORS 11377 6 4 0 37 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541) -MOTHS 7654 7 3 0 34 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -FOXHOUND 10469 2 1 0 32 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074 4 3 0 31 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) -MYSTERY 11219 3 1 0 30 BASH BROS MEAT (1428) -FREDDY FUDPUCKER 6328 2 2 2 30 TEQUILA (693) -FROG FOOT 10277 2 4 0 29 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME COLD SOUP 10968 7 2 1 27 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) STALE BREAD STICKS 10966 6 3 0 27 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) -HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) -DEAD BULB 10125 2 0 0 25 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333) -BREWSKI III 10472 2 1 0 24 NL CENTRAL (783) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SLOW 11391 3 0 0 23 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) -FIVE ROSES 8605 2 3 0 23 PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113) -FROGGER 6123 4 4 0 22 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -JAKE LAMB 11390 1 0 0 19 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -JUMPING BEAN 6325 1 3 0 18 TEQUILA (693) -CITIZEN BANE 10107 2 3 0 17 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) WAIT LIST 11385 2 0 0 17 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) CALORIES 11392 2 1 0 17 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1482) -BLOOD RED MIRROR 10655 1 0 0 11 BASH BROS ART (1425) -VIN DIESEL 11425 2 2 0 8 CAR STARS (1548) -HIRED MERCENARY 10068 0 1 0 5 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324) -NICK JOHNSON 5968 0 1 0 1 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) -SARED 8178 0 1 0 1 SELLSWORDS IV (1043) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 COLD SOUP 10968 370 NONE UNRULY PASSENGE 10526 7 4 0 BB TRAIN DELAY 1399 SUDOKU 6128 369 HARRISON FORD 11424 13 11 1 CAR STARS 1548 FULL AND HEAVY 6861 370 LITTLE FLOCKER 10599 3 8 0 FAVORITESAYINGS 1414 FREDDY FUDPUCKER 6328 368 JUSTIN UPTON 9864 5 4 0 PURPLE PLATYPI 659 FISH STORY 7813 368 GENTLE BEN 6326 2 2 0 TEQUILA 693 SLOW BOARDING 10525 369 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DRUNK was bested by PROJECT A in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title fight. PETS handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided match. OVERFLOWING vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. DISCOVERY TOYS overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match. BANANA ON WALL viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute veteran's duel. UGLY devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition. FULL AND HEAVY slaughtered HARRISON FORD in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel. BAD SHOES viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute brutal veteran's fight. KNOCKED OVER overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute bout. FISH STORY demolished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match. NO BATTERIES was overcome by COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 1 minute veteran's contest. WHERE'S THE BEEF was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody veteran's brawl. RUBBERY overcame CONSTRUCT in a action packed 1 minute fight. UNPREPARED overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. UNNATURAL GROWTH devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. SLOW BOARDING savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout. CROWDED was beaten by CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur upset match. SMOKE devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout. BLISTERS savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute bout. STALE BREAD STICKS was handily defeated by LIFE & DEATH in a 1 minute contest. BAD SERVICE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven fight. COLD SOUP executed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight. WAIT LIST defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's bout. SLOW vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout. CALORIES handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 7 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 14 - 1 75 | |PARRY-STRIKE 7 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 11 - 1 71 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 57 - 28 - 3 67 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 BASHING ATTACK 73 - 37 - 3 66 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 24 - 0 64 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 58 - 41 - 1 59 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 14 - 1 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 7 - 0 56 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 20 - 0 56 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 370 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 5 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY PROJECT A 10072 34 13 0 143 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325) BASHING ATTACK FULL AND HEAVY 6861 22 13 1 138 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) AIMED BLOW PETS 11376 14 1 0 124 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1541) STRIKING ATTACK OVERFLOWING 7655 16 1 0 108 BASH BROS DRESSER (945) PARRY-STRIKE UGLY 10118 17 15 0 105 BASH BROS SWEATER (1332) WALL OF STEEL BAD SHOES 10882 13 2 0 94 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) PARRY-LUNGE UNPREPARED 7811 17 8 0 63 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is UGLY 10118. The most popular warrior this turn was SLOW BOARDING 10525. The ten other most popular fighters were UGLY 10118, WHERE'S THE BEEF 10813, UNPREPARED 7811, OVERFLOWING 7655, BAD SHOES 10882, SMOKE 11360, BLISTERS 11147, LIFE & DEATH 10646, PETS 11376, and DISCOVERY TOYS 7798. The least popular fighter this week was PROJECT A 10072. The other ten least popular fighters were DRUNK 7812, BANANA ON WALL 10657, NO BATTERIES 10121, CALORIES 11392, SLOW 11391, STALE BREAD STICKS 10966, CROWDED 10880, HARRISON FORD 11424, COLD SOUP 10968, and BAD SERVICE 10967. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: FULL AND HEAVY (72-6861) BASH BROS DIAPER (793)