DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/01/2022    Duedate: 12/28/2022

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-386

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LIFE & DEATH
FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423)
(72-10646) [16-12-0,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DRUNK                          BOOBY TRAP
BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)      BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
(72-7812) [30-11-0,135]        (72-7665) [7-1-0,93]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

COUNT PEPPERMINT               HALFTIME SHOW
UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)         BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
(72-10330) [18-35-2,101]       (72-10722) [5-1-0,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)  33
2. BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)    29      BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
3. BASH BROS SHIP (1271)       27      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)      22
5. FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423)   21       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  17   0  0  100   1/ 1*BASH BROS SUPERBO (1438) 12  0 0
 2- 2*BASH BROS TURKEY (1555)    4   0  0  100   2/ 2*BASH BROS COMMUTER (744) 11  1 0
 3/ 6*BASH BROS LOO (1452)       2   0  0  100   3/ 3*DISARM (954)              6  3 1
 4/ 4*BB COWORKER (1096)         2   0  0  100   4/ 4 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    5  0 0
 5/ 5*BB LOCKER ROOM (1188)      2   0  0  100   5/13*BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)    5  1 1
 6/ 7*BASH BROS SUPERBO (1438)  23   1  1 95.8   6/ 5*BASH BROS BUS STO (1400)  5  1 1
 7/ 1*BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)  11   1  0 91.7   7/16 BASH BROS JACKET (1157)   5  1 0
 8/ 8*BASH BROS SHIP (1271)      9   1  0 90.0   8/ 6*BASH BROS SHIP (1271)     5  1 0
 9/10*BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)     7   1  1 87.5   9/ 7 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  5  1 0
10/12*BASH BROS TEETH (1037)     6   1  0 85.7  10/17 BASH BROS SEX (1336)      4  2 0
11/ 9*BASH BROS KEYS (959)      11   2  0 84.6  11/ 9*BASH BROS MANAGER (1109)  3  0 1
12/14*BB SCOTT BORAS (936)       5   1  0 83.3  12/ 0 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  3  0 1
13-11*BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)    5   1  0 83.3  13/10*BB SCOTT BORAS (936)      3  0 0
14/17*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)     4   1  0 80.0  14/21*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)    3  0 0
15-15*BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347)     4   1  0 80.0  15/11*BASH BROS TEETH (1037)    3  0 0
16/18*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)     4   1  0 80.0  16/12 BB AUTOMOBILE (1175)      3  0 0
17/ 0*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)     7   2  0 77.8  17-15 FREELANCERS (576)         3  1 0
18/ 0 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  21   7  2 75.0  18/27*BB COWORKER (1096)        2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/16 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  87  30  2 74.4  19/30*BB LOCKER ROOM (1188)     2  0 0
20/19 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   80  30  1 72.7  20-23*BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347)    2  0 0
21/22 BB AUTOMOBILE (1175)      13   5  0 72.2  21/31*BASH BROS LOO (1452)      2  0 0
22/ 0 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    46  21  2 68.7  22/37 FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)  2  1 0
23/20 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)   13   6  1 68.4  23/24 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    2  1 0
24/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    30  14  0 68.2  24/ 0 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    2  1 0
25/25 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    44  21  1 67.7  25/20 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)   2  1 0
26/30*BASH BROS MANAGER (1109)  10   5  2 66.7  26/22*BASH BROS KEYS (959)      2  1 0
27/23*BASH BROS BUS STO (1400)   8   4  1 66.7  27/ 8 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  2  3 0
28/28 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  79  42  0 65.3  28-18*BASH BROS TURKEY (1555)   1  0 0
29/21*DISARM (954)              17  10  1 63.0  29-19*BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)   1  0 0
30/ 0 LIQUIDS (652)             15   9  0 62.5  30/28*FAV SAYINGS (1412)        1  0 0
31/ 0 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  23  14  2 62.2  31/29*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)    1  0 0
32/33 BASH BROS SEX (1336)      17  11  0 60.7  32/ 0*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)    1  0 0
33/36*FAV SAYINGS (1412)         6   4  0 60.0  33/32 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   1  0 0
34/37 BASH BROS JACKET (1157)   14  10  1 58.3  34/ 0 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     1  0 0
35/ 0 BASH BROS DMV (924)       32  24  0 57.1  35/ 0 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  1  0 0
36/35 FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)  16  12  0 57.1  36/ 0 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    1  0 0
37/26*ON TAP 2 (1522)            4   3  0 57.1  37/ 0 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  1  1 0
38/38 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    74  66  3 52.9  38/38 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      1  2 0
39/ 0 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    113 101 10 52.8  39/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)   0  1 0
40/40 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      25  26  0 49.0  40/ 0 BASH BROS DMV (924)       0  1 0
41-39 FREELANCERS (576)        112 117 11 48.9  41/34*ON TAP 2 (1522)           0  1 0
42/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)    3   7  1 30.0  42/ 0 LIQUIDS (652)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Perhaps it is BB LOCKER ROOM members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 30th to 19th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 blew 
up the rankings to 15!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is BASH BROS FISHERMAN, after suffering a 19 drop in ranking.  Say what you will 
about blind luck and dirty fighting, but BASH BROS COMMUTER will tell you 11-1-0 is 
nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for DULL BLADE, who pummelled THE USEROUS 
MERCHANT, to pocket 22 points.  CRACKED certainly had a baffled expression on his 
face, after losing to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL and losing 14 points in the process!  
Duelmaster DRUNK from BASH BROS FISHERMAN is going for the gold, as he challenged 
FAVORITE SAYINGS 6's LIFE & DEATH.  Ooh, the excitement!  In DRAGONHEAD, nothing is 
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, LIFE & DEATH.  Word 
has it one team in DRAGONHEAD is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent 
to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in UNLIKELY 
HEROES are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  The warriors 
of UNLIKELY HEROES found their efforts at combat frustrated as BASH BROS FISHERMAN 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, COUNT PEPPERMINT is 
the most challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  DRAGONHEAD, I 
leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Swinging Aardvark.  
'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIFE & DEATH 10646           16  12  0   131       FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRUNK 7812                   30  11  0   135       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-FLICKERING 8048              28   0  0   132       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108       11   3  1   132       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 MISSING DISLIKE 6849         15   0  0   128       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
-WILLDRAS 5282                21   7  0   114       FREELANCERS (576)
 RAIN 6893                    16   7  0   113       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 RUBBERY 10811                21  11  0   109       BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
 NO BATTERIES 10121           23  26  0   103       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
 CROWDED 10880                20  11  0   101       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330       18  35  2   101       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 NONSTANDARD 8051             21  11  1    95       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029     12   3  1    95       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 BOOBY TRAP 7665               7   1  0    93       BASH BROS CLOSET (947)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOST 7728                     7   1  0    90       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
-SARDONIS 10734                8   6  0    89       FREELANCERS (576)
 BLAME THE CLUB 7774          10   4  1    86       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 EMPTY TANK 8997              10   2  0    86       BB AUTOMOBILE (1175)
 CROOKED 8138                  6   1  0    84       BASH BROS TEETH (1037)
 CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772       11   5  0    81       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 TOO LONG 10720                6   0  1    79       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
 RIP 10356                     7   3  2    78       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 WILDLIFE 7076                 8   5  1    73       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 BEYOND SLOW 7771             11   5  0    69       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AT YOUR OWN RISK 7598         5   1  0    66       BB SCOTT BORAS (936)
 MR. CARTER 10604              4   0  0    66       PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
 HALFTIME SHOW 10722           5   1  0    60       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
 BLOWOUT 10719                 6   0  0    59       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
 SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591         5   2  0    59       FAV SAYINGS (1412)
 FORGOT IT 8910                8   4  0    57       BASH BROS JACKET (1157)
 NO HEAT 7077                  6   5  1    57       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-FREE GIFT 10194               4   1  0    57       BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLOW 11391                   11   3  0    56       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 BOMB 7701                     6   3  0    56       DISARM (954)
 OBLIGATORY 10137             10   6  0    55       BASH BROS SEX (1336)
 FLOOD 7079                    9   4  0    55       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 SMOKE 11360                  14   7  0    53       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 DIRTY 8908                    6   6  1    53       BASH BROS JACKET (1157)
 SEASICK 9572                  5   0  0    53       BASH BROS SHIP (1271)
 UNCOMFORTABLE 8046            5   0  1    52       BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)
 NOT ASSUR 8574                7   2  2    50       BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1109)
 UNFULFILLING 10916            7   5  0    49       BASH BROS SEX (1336)
 BAD ADS 10723                 6   0  0    49       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
-KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770         9   4  1    47       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 CRACKED 7951                  8   3  1    46       BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
-DESERT DRY 11460              4   0  0    46       BASH BROS TURKEY (1555)
 DULL BLADE 7958               3   1  0    46       BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
 NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        9   4  1    45       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 MRS AMBIDEXTROUS 9570         4   1  0    45       BASH BROS SHIP (1271)
 SCARY DUDE 10528              5   1  1    43       BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
 MINE 7702                     6   3  0    41       DISARM (954)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-WIPEOUT 10364                 4   1  0    37       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CIGARETTE BUTTS 10531         3   3  0    37       BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STILL GROWING 7934            4   1  0    33       BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)
 ELECTRIC WIT 11234            4   3  0    32       ON TAP 2 (1522)
 TAILGATING 6613               3   0  0    32       BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           4   3  0    31       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-PAM ANDERSON 10619            2   3  1    31       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
 BOOBY TRAP 7700               5   4  1    30       DISARM (954)
 BRAKE LIGHTS 6610             3   0  0    28       BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)
-CAPTAIN OPTIMISM 11542        2   1  0    28       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 NO TOWELS LEFT 9062           2   0  0    27       BB LOCKER ROOM (1188)
 TOO HARD 9642                 2   1  0    27       BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 SOLOCARPOOL 6612              3   0  0    26       BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
 SLOWINFASTLANE 6611           2   1  0    24       BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOO MANY 7729                 2   1  0    23       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
-STUPID PEOPLE 7539            2   1  0    23       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-CALZRIN 10750                 4  10  0    22       FREELANCERS (576)
-WATER 5907                    4   1  0    22       LIQUIDS (652)
-DROPPED IN CREVICE 7726       2   0  0    22       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
-LAZY 9825                     2   0  0    21       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 CLOGGED 10794                 2   0  0    21       BASH BROS LOO (1452)
-BROKEN 7955                   5   3  0    20       BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 SLEEPY 8508                   2   0  0    18       BB COWORKER (1096)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   3  0    17       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-AGAIN 7960                    1   0  0    15       BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
-BAD SPOT 7933                 1   0  0    13       BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)
-DALINNAR 11593                2   1  0    12       FREELANCERS (576)
 PAM ANDERSON 10620            1   4  0    11       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
-ROBBIE ROTTEN 11576           1   1  0     8       SPROUT OF IT (1576)
-DA3 10589                     1   0  0     8       FAV SAYINGS (1412)
-CLOSES EARLY 7536             0   1  0     1       BASH BROS DMV (924)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      NO HEAT 7077          386  NONE
TRY ANOTHER LIN 10047   0  1 0 BASH BROS DMV 924    SPYMASTER             386  NONE
FADED 7351              4  4 0 BASH BROS PHOTO 889  PAM ANDERSON 10619    382  NONE
FAKE SMILE 7352         6  2 0 BASH BROS PHOTO 889  DOG HOUSE 10281       382  NOT REVENGED
TEA 6140                0  1 0 LIQUIDS 652          STONE GOLEM           386  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TRY ANOTHER LINE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TEA was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DRUNK was demolished by LIFE & DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
RUBBERY unbelievably bested COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
CROWDED bested VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute expert's brawl.
NONSTANDARD defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
NO BATTERIES viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
MISSING DISLIKE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
RAIN overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BEYOND SLOW was savagely defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute fight.
LOST overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BOOBY TRAP handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PITCH FOR INSURANCE demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gory conflict.
BLAME THE CLUB viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome master's bout.
CROOKED overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody bout.
EMPTY TANK devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SMOKE was overpowered by RIP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
TOO LONG overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CRACKED was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NO CARS AVAILABLE was overpowered by MR. CARTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOMB was narrowly defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute fray.
WILDLIFE overcame M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute contest.
AT YOUR OWN RISK overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
SMOOTH CRIMINAL vanquished SLOWINFASTLANE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
NO HEAT assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
MINE was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
BAD ADS overcame ELECTRIC WIT in a 1 minute bout.
CIGARETTE BUTTS was handily defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute duel.
UNCOMFORTABLE savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight.
HALFTIME SHOW savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 3 minute match.
NOT ASSUR overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FORGOT IT viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal fight.
FLOOD luckily beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
OBLIGATORY overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SEASICK overcame THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 2 minute match.
BLOWOUT beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute bout.
UNFULFILLING viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute master vs. novice bout.
MRS AMBIDEXTROUS vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DULL BLADE demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
SCARY DUDE demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SOLOCARPOOL slimly won victory over PAM ANDERSON in a 2 minute fight.
BOOBY TRAP was bested by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute match.
TOO HARD handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute mismatched melee.
NO TOWELS LEFT demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SLEEPY defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
TAILGATING handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CLOGGED demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BRAKE LIGHTS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -   5 -  2      90  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  12 -  3      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  10 -  0      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  11 -  1      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        74 -  45 -  4      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    79 -  49 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 386 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  0                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  5     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LIFE & DEATH 10646         16  12  0  131 FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423)
TOTAL PARRY      DRUNK 7812                 30  11  0  135 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
LUNGING ATTACK   MISSING DISLIKE 6849       15   0  0  128 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
BASHING ATTACK   RUBBERY 10811              21  11  0  109 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
STRIKING ATTACK  BOOBY TRAP 7665             7   1  0   93 BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
PARRY-LUNGE      CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772     11   5  0   81 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
SLASHING ATTACK  BAD ADS 10723               6   0  0   49 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
PARRY-STRIKE     MRS AMBIDEXTROUS 9570       4   1  0   45 BASH BROS SHIP (1271)
WALL OF STEEL    SCARY DUDE 10528            5   1  1   43 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was HALFTIME SHOW 10722.  The ten other most popular fighters were SEASICK 
9572, COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330, UNCOMFORTABLE 8046, LOST 7728, CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772, 
WILDLIFE 7076, SOLOCARPOOL 6612, NONSTANDARD 8051, NO BATTERIES 10121, and MISSING 
DISLIKE 6849.

The least popular fighter this week was CIGARETTE BUTTS 10531.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ELECTRIC WIT 11234, NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026, CRACKED 7951, SMOKE 
11360, BEYOND SLOW 7771, TEA 6140, TRY ANOTHER LINE 10047, CLOGGED 10794, 
SLOWINFASTLANE 6611, and EMPTY TANK 8997.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LIFE & DEATH (72-10646) FAVORITE SAYINGS 6 (1423)
RUBBERY (72-10811) BASH BROS STEAK (1456)
NO BATTERIES (72-10121) BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
COUNT PEPPERMINT (72-10330) UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)

                            WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

We hope you will join us at our winter FTF in Tempe, AZ, January 13-15, 2023! It will 
be held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room 
rates are $184.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high 
speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--
the code is "Duelmasters2023."  

      The official block cutoff is December 12 so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/FF68inTempe 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVI

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LEAK 7886 (76-46-3)                    1  4  0         BASH BROS GAS        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 (16-6-2)          2  3  0         BASH BROS FIREPLACE  
SIMABU 4426 (106-95-1)                 1  3  0         SPACE ACTION 99      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VIRUS 6547 (68-18-3)                   5  3  1         BASH BROS MICROSOFT  
FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 (125-46-1)        4  3  0         BB INFOMERCIAL       
DOMINION 11326 (40-33-0)               2  3  0         DIVINE HERITAGE      
SHOVELING 8014 (98-37-1)               0  2  0         BASH BROS SNOW       
UNREALITY 7016 (19-0-0)                0  2  0         BB REALITY SHOW      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
8 AM CLASS 6621 (90-95-0)             10  3  0         BASH BROS COLLEGE    
TOO SHORT 6578 (35-18-3)               5  3  0         BASH BROS HAIRCUT    
WHOLE 5895 (52-55-1)                   3  3  0         MILK IS GOOD         
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 (65-70-2)     2  3  0         BASH BROS OLYMPICS   
REPETITIVE 7684 (61-69-1)              2  3  0         BASH BROS NEWS       
BIASED JUDGES 8153 (47-61-1)           1  3  0         BASH BROS OLYMPICS   

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PUNKA 9396 (3-0-0)                     8  3  1         EAT THIS!            
REPAIR 6819 (5-3-1)                    6  3  0         BASH BROS FENCE      
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 (8-0-1)         5  3  0         BASH BROS FREEWAY    

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MR. CARTER 10604 (3-0-0)               0  2  0         PORKY'S REVENGE      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BURST 11506 (0-0-0)                    7  3  0         BASH BROS CANS       
DAMAGED 11500 (0-0-0)                  3  3  0         BB GARAGE DOOR       
DETACHED 11504 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         BASH BROS GARAGE     
PHONES BUSY 10836 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         BASH BROS CAUCUS     
ZIPPER ISSUE 9343 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         BASH BROS BACKPACK   
BRILLIANT BRUTE V 11563 (0-0-0)        2  3  0         NEED SOME LUCK V     
FAULTY APP 10837 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         BASH BROS CAUCUS     
SENSOR 11497 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         BB GARAGE DOOR       
CLUTTER 11505 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         BASH BROS GARAGE     
OVERFLOW 11509 (0-0-0)                 0  1  0  DEAD   BASH BROS CANS       

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CARDINAL 8794 (12-7-0)                10  3  1         NL CENTRAL           
FORMS 7540 (14-3-0)                    8  3  1  DEAD   BASH BROS DMV        
KOOL AID 5909 (11-6-0)                 8  3  1         LIQUIDS              
BOOK LOST 6666 (24-6-0)                4  3  0         BASH BROS LIBRARY    
CAPICOLLA 6310 (5-0-0)                 4  3  0  DEAD   DELI COUNTER         
HUMPING LEG 6637 (12-4-0)              3  3  0         BASH BROS DOG        
COLD 8929 (2-1-0)                      2  2  0  DEAD   BASH BROS NIGHT      
CAPTAIN JUNKIE 11342 (13-2-1)          2  3  0         UNLIKELY HEROES II   
FOGHORN LEGHORN 6497 (0-0-0)           1  3  0         WARNER BROS.         
HEART 8101 (18-15-0)                   1  3  0         BASH BROS DISEASE    
HIDDEN 9617 (11-6-0)                   1  3  0         BASH BROS ROAD SIGN  
HORSE 4350 (7-4-0)                     1  3  0         MCDONALD'S FARM      
CORN FLAKES 5903 (10-5-1)              0  1  0  DEAD   CEREAL               
TOO HOT 7671 (1-0-0)                   0  2  0         BASH BROS OVEN       
TRASH 6840 (15-2-0)                    0  2  0         BASH BROS ROADSIDE   

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
419 7794 (8-1-1)                       2  1  0  DEAD   BB JUNK EMAIL        
REDJOHN 8175 (10-3-0)                  5  3  0         SELLSWORDS IV        
DEPUTY DOG 9435 (0-3-0)                2  3  0         MONGREL HORDE        
DANIEL TIGER 7885 (7-2-0)              0  2  0         PBS KIDS             
PUSHY SALESMAN 8007 (3-2-0)            0  1  0  DEAD   BASH BROS NEW CAR    
RUDENESS 7538 (2-3-0)                  0  2  0  DEAD   BASH BROS DMV        
SCARY 8930 (3-2-0)                     0  2  0         BASH BROS NIGHT      
SOUR 10142 (10-3-1)                    0  2  0         BASH BROS FRUITS     

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROBBIE ROTTEN 11576 (1-1-0)            8  3  0         SPROUT OF IT         
TASTE != SMELL 8115 (0-0-0)            4  3  0         BASH BROS COFFEE     
FLOODS BASEMENT 6923 (0-0-0)           2  3  0         BB H2O HEATER        
JAKE LAMB 11390 (4-0-0)                2  3  0         MEAT YOUR MAKER      
FAKE SMILE 7352 (6-2-0)                0  2  0         BASH BROS PHOTO      
SID THE SCIENCE KID 7518 (1-0-1)       0  2  0         PBS KIDS             

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OVERCOOKED 10815 (0-1-0)               2  1  0  DEAD   BASH BROS STEAK      
DOESN'T WORK 6763 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         BASH BROS NURSE      
TAKES TOO LONG 9142 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         BASH BROS NAMING     
SOUR MONKEY 11280 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         ON TAP 11            

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NONE 10138 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         BASH BROS SEX        
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN 10671 (0-0-0)      0  2  0         BASH BROS MEAT