DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/26/2023    Duedate: 02/22/2023

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-388

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MR. CARTER
PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
(72-10604) [6-0-0,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DRUNK                          MR. CARTER
BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)      PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
(72-7812) [30-13-0,137]        (72-10604) [6-0-0,101]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CROWDED                        RIP
BASH BROS WALKING (1469)       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
(72-10880) [21-12-0,85]        (72-10356) [9-3-2,124]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)      25
2. BASH BROS SEX (1336)        25      BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
3. BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347)      23      Unchartered Team
4. DISARM (954)                20
5. BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)   19       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  17   0  0  100   1/ 1*BASH BROS SUPERBO (1438)  8  3 0
 2- 6*BB LOCKER ROOM (1188)      2   0  0  100   2/ 7 BASH BROS JACKET (1157)   5  1 0
 3- 7*BASH BROS LOO (1452)       2   0  0  100   3/ 9 BASH BROS SEX (1336)      5  1 0
 4- 4*SILLY SERPENTS (985)       2   0  0  100   4/ 4*BASH BROS BUS STO (1400)  5  1 0
 5- 5*BB COWORKER (1096)         2   0  0  100   5/15*BB GOVERNMENT (1556)      5  1 0
 6/ 0*ON TAP 7 (1527)            1   0  0  100   6/ 3 DISARM (954)              5  4 0
 7/ 0*NEED SOME LUCK V (1575)    1   0  0  100   7/ 8*BASH BROS SHIP (1271)     4  2 0
 8/ 0*BASH BROS CAUCUS (1461)    1   0  0  100   8/ 5 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  4  2 0
 9- 8*BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)  11   1  0 91.7   9/10 BB AUTOMOBILE (1175)      3  0 1
10/11*BB SCOTT BORAS (936)       7   1  0 87.5  10-12 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  3  0 1
11/ 9*BASH BROS SUPERBO (1438)  27   4  1 87.1  11/13*BB SCOTT BORAS (936)      3  0 0
12-10*BASH BROS KEYS (959)      12   2  0 85.7  12/22*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)    3  0 0
13/13*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)     6   1  0 85.7  13/24 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     3  0 0
14/ 2*BB GOVERNMENT (1556)       5   1  0 83.3  14- 6*BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)    3  1 0
15/18*BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347)     5   1  0 83.3  15- 2*BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)  3  1 0
16/14 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)  17   4  0 81.0  16/33 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)  2  0 0
17-15*BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)     8   2  1 80.0  17/32 BASH BROS CLOSET (947)    2  0 0
18/19 BASH BROS CLOSET (947)     8   2  0 80.0  18-14*BASH BROS KEYS (959)      2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-16*SWEET TOOTH (986)          4   1  0 80.0  19/31 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   2  0 0
20-17*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)     4   1  0 80.0  20-21*FAV SAYINGS (1412)        2  0 0
21/ 0*ON TAP 10 (1530)           4   1  0 80.0  21-25 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    2  1 0
22/12*BASH BROS SHIP (1271)     11   3  0 78.6  22/27*BASH BROS TEETH (1037)    2  1 0
23/21*BASH BROS TEETH (1037)     7   2  0 77.8  23/11 BASH BROS MANAGER (1109)  2  1 0
24-20 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  21   7  2 75.0  24-28*GRANDKID GAMES (1451)     2  1 0
25/23 BB AUTOMOBILE (1175)      15   5  1 75.0  25/17*BASH BROS DVD (1459)      2  2 0
26/25*BASH BROS BUS STO (1400)  12   4  1 75.0  26/ 0*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)      1  0 1
27/22 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  87  32  2 73.1  27-18*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)    1  0 0
28/24 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   81  30  1 73.0  28-38 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      1  0 0
29/28 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)   14   6  1 70.0  29/34*BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347)    1  0 0
30-27 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    46  21  2 68.7  30-29*SILLY SERPENTS (985)      1  0 0
31-29 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    30  14  0 68.2  31-20*BB LOCKER ROOM (1188)     1  0 0
32-30 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    44  21  1 67.7  32/ 0*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)     1  0 0
33/31 DISARM (954)              22  11  1 66.7  33-19*BB COWORKER (1096)        1  0 0
34/ 0*ON TAP 6 (1526)            4   2  1 66.7  34-30*SWEET TOOTH (986)         1  0 0
35-32*GRANDKID GAMES (1451)      2   1  0 66.7  35-23*BASH BROS LOO (1452)      1  0 0
36/33 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)  82  43  0 65.6  36-16 BASH BROS STEAK (1456)    1  0 0
37/26 BASH BROS MANAGER (1109)  11   6  2 64.7  37/ 0*NEED SOME LUCK V (1575)   1  0 0
38-34*FAV SAYINGS (1412)         7   4  0 63.6  38/ 0*BASH BROS CAUCUS (1461)   1  0 0
39/35 BASH BROS SEX (1336)      20  12  0 62.5  39/ 0*ON TAP 5 (1525)           1  0 0
40-36 LIQUIDS (652)             15   9  0 62.5  40/ 0*ON TAP 7 (1527)           1  0 0
41-37 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  23  14  2 62.2  41-35 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  1  0 0
42/39 BASH BROS JACKET (1157)   17  11  1 60.7  42-36 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    1  0 0
43/ 0*JURINE SAMPLES (1420)      3   2  0 60.0  43/39 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)   1  1 0
44-40 BASH BROS DMV (924)       32  24  0 57.1  44-26 FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)  1  1 0
45-41 FAVORITE SAYINGS  (1423)  16  13  0 55.2  45-40 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  1  1 0
46/42 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    115 101 10 53.2  46/43*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)   1  2 0
47-43 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    74  67  3 52.5  47/37*FAST TIMES (987)          1  2 0
48/38*FAST TIMES (987)           3   3  0 50.0  48/42 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  0  3 0
49/ 3*BASH BROS DVD (1459)       2   2  0 50.0  49/44*ON TAP 2 (1522)           0  3 0
50/ 0*ON TAP 5 (1525)            1   1  0 50.0  50-45*BASH BROS TEA (1552)      0  2 0
51/ 0*ON TAP 8 (1528)            1   1  0 50.0  51-41 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    0  2 0
52-45 BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      25  26  0 49.0  52-47*SELLSWORDS III (1042)     0  1 0
53/44*ON TAP 2 (1522)            4   5  0 44.4  53/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1416)  0  1 0
54/46*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)    4   8  1 33.3  54/ 0*ON TAP 6 (1526)           0  1 0
55/ 0*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)       2   4  1 33.3  55-48 BASH BROS DMV (924)       0  1 0
56-47*SELLSWORDS III (1042)      1   3  0 25.0  56/ 0*ON TAP 8 (1528)           0  1 0
57-48*BASH BROS TEA (1552)       0   2  0  0.0  57/ 0*ON TAP 10 (1530)          0  1 0
58-49*CM-SPIDERVERSE? (1569)     0   1  0  0.0  58-46*CM-SPIDERVERSE? (1569)    0  1 0
59/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS  (1416)   0   1  0  0.0  59-49 LIQUIDS (652)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Welcome Wench and join SPACE ACTION 99's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  13th place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for BASH BROS 
BIRTHDAY's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join BASH 
BROS CLOSET's celebration over their good record this turn.  17th place, not bad.  If 
The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for BASH BROS LIGHTS' good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having 
a good day, so I feel sorry for BASH BROS MANAGER9, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 12 
into 23rd.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see UNFULFILLING win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
WARM FEELING beat BOOBY TRAP and BOOBY TRAP lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my heart. 
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as MR. CARTER takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
DRAGONHEAD?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, DRUNK was this turn's 
most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now here's guts and 
stupidity all rolled into one, RIP challenged up 29 to take on DRUNK of BASH BROS 
FISHERMAN.  And The Welcome Wench has banned DRUNK from service until next turn for 
losing to RIP and giving him 17 points in the process!  Ha!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DRAGONHEAD's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the DRAGONHEAD arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR. CARTER 10604              6   0  0   101       PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRUNK 7812                   30  13  0   137       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 FLICKERING 8048              29   0  0   134       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108       11   3  1   132       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-MISSING DISLIKE 6849         15   0  0   128       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
 RIP 10356                     9   3  2   124       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-RAIN 6893                    16   7  0   113       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 ALONE 8134                   15   1  0   110       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
 EMPTY TANK 8997              12   2  1   110       BB AUTOMOBILE (1175)
 BOOBY TRAP 7665               8   1  0    98       BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
-NONSTANDARD 8051             21  11  1    95       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029     12   3  1    95       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 AT YOUR OWN RISK 7598         7   1  0    94       BB SCOTT BORAS (936)
-LOST 7728                     8   1  0    92       BASH BROS KEYS (959)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HALFTIME SHOW 10722           7   1  0    90       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
-BLAME THE CLUB 7774          10   4  1    86       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 CROWDED 10880                21  12  0    85       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
-CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772       11   5  0    81       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 UNFULFILLING 10916            9   5  0    80       BASH BROS SEX (1336)
 FREE GIFT 10194               5   1  0    80       BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347)
 SMOKE 11360                  16   7  0    78       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 BOMB 7701                     8   3  0    78       DISARM (954)
 CROOKED 8138                  7   2  0    77       BASH BROS TEETH (1037)
-WILDLIFE 7076                 8   5  1    73       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-TOO LONG 10720                6   1  1    70       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
-BEYOND SLOW 7771             11   5  0    69       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591         6   2  0    69       FAV SAYINGS (1412)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEASICK 9572                  7   0  0    65       BASH BROS SHIP (1271)
 OBLIGATORY 10137             11   7  0    63       BASH BROS SEX (1336)
 DIRTY 8908                    8   6  1    62       BASH BROS JACKET (1157)
-LOLLYPOP 7873                 3   1  0    62       SWEET TOOTH (986)
 FORGOT IT 8910                9   5  0    61       BASH BROS JACKET (1157)
 CIGARETTE BUTTS 10531         5   3  0    60       BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
 MINE 7702                     8   3  0    58       DISARM (954)
-NO HEAT 7077                  6   5  1    57       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLOW 11391                   11   3  0    56       BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
 SCARY DUDE 10528              7   1  1    56       BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
 CRACKED 7951                  9   3  1    55       BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLOOD 7079                    9   4  0    55       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 NOT ASSUR 8574                8   3  2    53       BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1109)
 BLOWOUT 10719                 7   1  0    52       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
-MARSHMALLOW 7864              1   0  0    51       SWEET TOOTH (986)
-KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770         9   4  1    47       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-UNCOMFORTABLE 8046            5   1  1    47       BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)
-DULL BLADE 7958               3   1  0    46       BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
-NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        9   4  1    45       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 BAD ADS 10723                 7   1  0    45       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-WIPEOUT 10364                 4   1  0    37       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELECTRIC WIT 11234            4   5  0    33       ON TAP 2 (1522)
 MRS AMBIDEXTROUS 9570         4   3  0    33       BASH BROS SHIP (1271)
 WARM FEELING 10630            3   2  0    33       JURINE SAMPLES (1420)
-TAILGATING 6613               3   0  0    32       BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)
 RED RAGE 11255                4   2  1    31       ON TAP 6 (1526)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           4   3  0    31       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-PAM ANDERSON 10619            2   3  1    31       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
 CORRUPT 11465                 2   0  0    31       BB GOVERNMENT (1556)
-TOO HARD 9642                 3   1  0    30       BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)
-BRAKE LIGHTS 6610             3   0  0    28       BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)
-CAPTAIN OPTIMISM 11542        2   1  0    28       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-NO TOWELS LEFT 9062           2   0  0    27       BB LOCKER ROOM (1188)
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-SOLOCARPOOL 6612              3   0  0    26       BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)
 UNBELIEVABLE 10593            2   1  1    26       FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)
 BOOBY TRAP 7700               6   5  1    24       DISARM (954)
-SLOWINFASTLANE 6611           2   1  0    24       BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOO MANY 7729                 2   1  0    23       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
-STUPID PEOPLE 7539            2   1  0    23       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-WATER 5907                    4   1  0    22       LIQUIDS (652)
-DROPPED IN CREVICE 7726       2   0  0    22       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
-LAZY 9825                     2   0  0    21       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 PAM ANDERSON 10620            2   5  0    21       CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
 SLOW MOVING 11466             2   0  0    21       BB GOVERNMENT (1556)
-CLOGGED 10794                 2   0  0    21       BASH BROS LOO (1452)
-SIDEWINDER 7859               1   0  0    21       SILLY SERPENTS (985)
-BROKEN 7955                   5   3  0    20       BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-TOM SLICK 7869                1   2  0    19       FAST TIMES (987)
-SLEEPY 8508                   2   0  0    18       BB COWORKER (1096)
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   3  0    17       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
 AFTERNOON SOCIAL 11256        1   0  0    17       ON TAP 7 (1527)
-DIAMONDBACK 7856              1   0  0    17       SILLY SERPENTS (985)
-SNOWMAN 10790                 1   0  0    16       GRANDKID GAMES (1451)
 WASTEFUL 11468                1   1  0    16       BB GOVERNMENT (1556)
 LEGEND 11261                  1   1  0    16       ON TAP 8 (1528)
-AGAIN 7960                    1   0  0    15       BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
 ALL NIGHTER 11248             1   1  0    14       ON TAP 5 (1525)
-FREEZE 10829                  1   0  0    13       BASH BROS DVD (1459)
 SPEED RACER 7867              1   1  0    12       FAST TIMES (987)
 BRILLIANT BRUTE V 11563       1   0  0    10       NEED SOME LUCK V (1575)
-FORGOTTEN 7331                0   2  0    10       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
 FAULTY APP 10837              1   0  0     9       BASH BROS CAUCUS (1461)
-PEPPA PIG 10788               1   0  0     9       GRANDKID GAMES (1451)
-ROBBIE ROTTEN 11576           1   1  0     8       SPROUT OF IT (1576)
-KENWALD 8171                  1   1  0     8       SELLSWORDS III (1042)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DA3 10589                     1   0  0     8       FAV SAYINGS (1412)
-BARDAME 8174                  0   2  0     8       SELLSWORDS III (1042)
 PAM ANDERSON 10612            0   1  0     7       CANADIAN ARTISTS IV (1416)
-BITTER 11449                  0   1  0     7       BASH BROS TEA (1552)
-SPOILED 11447                 0   1  0     7       BASH BROS TEA (1552)
-KRAVEN THE HUNTER 11532       0   1  0     7       CM-SPIDERVERSE? (1569)
 WILD ROSE 11274               0   1  0     7       ON TAP 10 (1530)
 REGION CODES 10827            0   1  0     7       BASH BROS DVD (1459)
-PUDDLE JUMPING 10786          0   1  0     7       GRANDKID GAMES (1451)
-CLOSES EARLY 7536             0   1  0     1       BASH BROS DMV (924)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIRTY 10830             1  1 0 BASH BROS DVD 1459   UNBELIEVABLE 10593    388   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RIP viciously subdued DRUNK in a action packed 4 minute master's Challenge fight.
CROWDED was viciously subdued by MR. CARTER in a 2 minute veteran's Title match.
EMPTY TANK viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gory fight.
BOOBY TRAP demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ALONE vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FLICKERING beat VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 4 minute master's brawl.
HALFTIME SHOW viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute melee.
CROOKED won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute fight.
AT YOUR OWN RISK vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
UNFULFILLING overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven match.
SMOKE overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FREE GIFT demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
OBLIGATORY was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's brawl.
SEASICK handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
DIRTY savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 3 minute struggle.
NOT ASSUR was overpowered by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BOMB devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
CRACKED demolished RED RAGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAD ADS luckily beat ELECTRIC WIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
MINE bested DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 2 minute bout.
BLOWOUT viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory match.
FORGOT IT handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CIGARETTE BUTTS devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MRS AMBIDEXTROUS was defeated by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
SCARY DUDE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BOOBY TRAP was overpowered by WARM FEELING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WASTEFUL lost to PAM ANDERSON in a action packed 1 minute bout.
UNBELIEVABLE easily killed DIRTY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SPEED RACER was beaten by ALL NIGHTER in a 2 minute competition.
CORRUPT vanquished LEGEND in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SLOW MOVING overpowered WILD ROSE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AFTERNOON SOCIAL overpowered REGION CODES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FAULTY APP luckily beat PAM ANDERSON in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
BRILLIANT BRUTE V beat PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -   8 -  3      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  13 -  3      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     22 -   8 -  1      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  10 -  0      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    81 -  52 -  2      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  14 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        78 -  52 -  4      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 388 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    10 -  5     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  6     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MR. CARTER 10604            6   0  0  101 PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
TOTAL PARRY      DRUNK 7812                 30  13  0  137 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
STRIKING ATTACK  RIP 10356                   9   3  2  124 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
BASHING ATTACK   EMPTY TANK 8997            12   2  1  110 BB AUTOMOBILE (1175)
AIMED BLOW       AT YOUR OWN RISK 7598       7   1  0   94 BB SCOTT BORAS (936)
WALL OF STEEL    SCARY DUDE 10528            7   1  1   56 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
SLASHING ATTACK  BAD ADS 10723               7   1  0   45 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CROWDED 10880.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RIP 10356.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY 8908, MR. CARTER 
10604, HALFTIME SHOW 10722, MINE 7702, EMPTY TANK 8997, AT YOUR OWN RISK 7598, BOMB 
7701, CROOKED 8138, OBLIGATORY 10137, and ALL NIGHTER 11248.

The least popular fighter this week was REGION CODES 10827.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WILD ROSE 11274, LEGEND 11261, DIRTY 10830, BOOBY TRAP 7700, 
NOT ASSUR 8574, SPEED RACER 7867, UNBELIEVABLE 10593, WASTEFUL 11468, FORGOT IT 8910, 
and RED RAGE 11255.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ALONE (72-8134) BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KOOL AID (72-5909) LIQUIDS (652)
FORMS (72-7540) BASH BROS DMV (924)