DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/23/2023 Duedate: 04/19/2023
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-390
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SARDONIS
FREELANCERS (576)
(72-10734) [10-6-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DRUNK FREE GIFT
BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347)
(72-7812) [31-13-0,142] (72-10194) [6-2-0,88]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CROWDED BOOBY TRAP
BASH BROS WALKING (1469) BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
(72-10880) [22-12-0,88] (72-7665) [8-2-0,89]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS JACKET (1157) 33
2. DISARM (954) 23BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
3. ON TAP 6 (1526) 23 Unchartered Team
4. FREELANCERS (576) 22
5. BASH BROS TEA (1552) 21 PHLLIPS MALT (1616)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 3*BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607) 2 0 0 100 1/ 2 BASH BROS SUPERBO (1438) 9 0 0
2- 5*NEED SOME LUCK V (1575) 1 0 0 100 2/ 1*BB GOVERNMENT (1556) 5 2 0
3- 4*BASH BROS CAUCUS (1461) 1 0 0 100 3/ 8 FREELANCERS (576) 5 2 0
4/ 0*PHLLIPS MALT (1616) 1 0 0 100 4/ 6 BASH BROS JACKET (1157) 4 0 0
5/ 6 BASH BROS SUPERBO (1438) 33 4 1 89.2 5/ 3 DISARM (954) 4 2 0
6-11 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885) 17 4 0 81.0 6/ 4 BASH BROS BUS STO (1400) 4 2 0
7/ 7*BB GOVERNMENT (1556) 8 2 0 80.0 7/40*BASH BROS TEA (1552) 3 1 0
8-15*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1421) 4 1 0 80.0 8/ 7 BASH BROS SEX (1336) 3 1 0
9-17*ON TAP 10 (1530) 4 1 0 80.0 9/ 5 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 3 1 0
10/ 8*BB SCOTT BORAS (936) 7 2 0 77.8 10/16*BASH BROS HAT (1553) 3 1 0
11/18 BB AUTOMOBILE (1175) 16 5 1 76.2 11-10*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413) 2 0 1
12/10*BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347) 6 2 0 75.0 12-14*BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607) 2 0 0
13/ 1*BASH BROS HAT (1553) 3 1 0 75.0 13-15 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) 2 0 0
14/19 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 88 32 2 73.3 14/27 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 2 0 0
15/20 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 82 30 1 73.2 15/ 9 BB AUTOMOBILE (1175) 2 0 0
16/14 BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 8 3 0 72.7 16/37*ON TAP 5 (1525) 2 1 1
17/13 BASH BROS TEETH (1037) 8 3 0 72.7 17/17 BASH BROS TEETH (1037) 2 1 0
18-22 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) 15 6 1 71.4 18/13*BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347) 2 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/21 BASH BROS BUS STO (1400) 14 6 1 70.0 19/22*BASH BROS SHIP (1271) 2 4 0
20/24 DISARM (954) 24 12 1 66.7 20-28*JURINE SAMPLES (1420) 1 0 0
21/23*BASH BROS SHIP (1271) 12 6 0 66.7 21/ 0*PHLLIPS MALT (1616) 1 0 0
22/27 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 84 43 0 66.1 22-29*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1421) 1 0 0
23/30 BASH BROS SEX (1336) 22 12 0 64.7 23-11 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885) 1 0 0
24/31 BASH BROS JACKET (1157) 19 11 1 63.3 24-30*BASH BROS CAUCUS (1461) 1 0 0
25/34*ON TAP 6 (1526) 5 3 1 62.5 25/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1417) 1 0 0
26/28 BASH BROS MANAGER (1109) 11 7 2 61.1 26-32*NEED SOME LUCK V (1575) 1 0 0
27-32*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415) 6 4 0 60.0 27/23 BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 1 1 0
28-33*JURINE SAMPLES (1420) 3 2 0 60.0 28/12*BB SCOTT BORAS (936) 1 1 0
29-36 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 115 102 10 53.0 29/43 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 1 1 0
30-38*FAST TIMES (987) 3 3 0 50.0 30-38 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 1 1 0
31/47*BASH BROS TEA (1552) 3 3 0 50.0 31-19 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 1 1 0
32/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1417) 3 3 0 50.0 32/42*ON TAP 6 (1526) 1 2 0
33/44*ON TAP 5 (1525) 2 2 1 50.0 33/34*ON TAP 7 (1527) 1 2 0
34-39*BASH BROS DVD (1459) 2 2 0 50.0 34/33*ON TAP 8 (1528) 1 2 0
35/26*ON TAP 8 (1528) 2 2 0 50.0 35/41 ON TAP 2 (1522) 1 2 0
36/41 FREELANCERS (576) 117 119 11 49.6 36-21*PORKY'S REVENGE (1415) 1 3 0
37/43 ON TAP 2 (1522) 5 6 0 45.5 37-20*BASH BROS DVD (1459) 0 2 0
38-42*FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413) 3 4 1 42.9 38/35 BASH BROS MANAGER (1109) 0 2 0
39/40*ON TAP 7 (1527) 1 2 0 33.3 39-39*FAST TIMES (987) 0 1 0
40-45 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 4 9 1 30.8 40-47*ON TAP 10 (1530) 0 1 0
41-49*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1416) 0 1 0 0.0 41-46*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1416) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DRAGONHEAD this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the
difference, as BB GOVERNMENT is pushed out of top team by BASH BROS SUPERBOWL, who
came from 2nd with a 3-0-0 this turn. Now, what did these guys have for breakfast
this morning? BASH BROS TEA has turned a 2-0-0 into 7th place from 40th. Give me
the recipe! I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for BASH
BROS LIGHTS tonight, to honor their rise to 14th after this turns 1-0-0. Hmmm. I
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing
as ON TAP 5's 2-2-1 has earned them 16th place in the ranks. BB SCOTT BORAS must be
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 12th to 28th this turn, with a 0-1-0
acting as the weight. Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?
BASH BROS FISHERMAN has turned a 1-0-0 into 29th place from 43rd. Give me the
recipe! And let's see, RED RAGE fought NOT ASSUR and gained 23 points and
contributed to ON TAP 6's 1-0-0. CROOKED has lost to CONVICTED ASSASSIN, falling 24
points, while helping make BASH BROS TEETH a 0-1-0 turn. And all eyes were on
SARDONIS this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster. DRAGONHEAD has a new
victor! Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that
The Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. FREELANCERS has cause to stand tall, as they
were DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.
And guess who avoided FREELANCERS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was BASH
BROS LIGHTS. Anyone surprised?
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. BASH BROS SHIP has lost MRS
AMBIDEXTROUS to the arena in the sky, but they don't seem to be worried. What do you
expect from 4-5-0? We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their
enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
I like this place, DRAGONHEAD, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in
DRAGONHEAD again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SARDONIS 10734 10 6 0 111 FREELANCERS (576)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRUNK 7812 31 13 0 142 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
FLICKERING 8048 30 0 0 136 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
EMPTY TANK 8997 13 2 1 116 BB AUTOMOBILE (1175)
-MR. CARTER 10604 6 0 0 101 PORKY'S REVENGE (1415)
HALFTIME SHOW 10722 9 1 0 96 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
-NONSTANDARD 8051 21 11 1 95 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
UNFULFILLING 10916 10 5 0 91 BASH BROS SEX (1336)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILLDRAS 5282 22 8 0 89 FREELANCERS (576)
SMOKE 11360 17 7 0 89 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
BOOBY TRAP 7665 8 2 0 89 BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
CROWDED 10880 22 12 0 88 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
FREE GIFT 10194 6 2 0 88 BB PLEDGE DRIVE (1347)
AT YOUR OWN RISK 7598 7 2 0 87 BB SCOTT BORAS (936)
FORGOT IT 8910 10 5 0 81 BASH BROS JACKET (1157)
-RIP 10356 9 4 2 81 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
BOMB 7701 8 4 0 81 DISARM (954)
DIRTY 8908 9 6 1 75 BASH BROS JACKET (1157)
CROOKED 8138 8 3 0 74 BASH BROS TEETH (1037)
MINE 7702 9 3 0 70 DISARM (954)
-TOO LONG 10720 6 1 1 70 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
OBLIGATORY 10137 12 7 0 67 BASH BROS SEX (1336)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCARY DUDE 10528 9 1 1 66 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
-PAM ANDERSON 10637 4 1 0 66 CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421)
BLOWOUT 10719 9 1 0 63 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
BAD ADS 10723 9 1 0 61 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
-CRACKED 7951 10 3 1 58 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLOW 11391 11 3 0 56 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
RED RAGE 11255 5 3 1 56 ON TAP 6 (1526)
SEASICK 9572 8 1 0 55 BASH BROS SHIP (1271)
CIGARETTE BUTTS 10531 5 5 0 50 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
WASTEFUL 11468 3 1 0 46 BB GOVERNMENT (1556)
CORRUPT 11465 3 1 0 43 BB GOVERNMENT (1556)
-UNBELIEVABLE 10593 3 1 1 42 FAV SAYINGS 4 (1413)
-JUDAH 4543 5 8 2 41 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
ELECTRIC WIT 11234 5 6 0 38 ON TAP 2 (1522)
-WIPEOUT 10364 4 1 0 37 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
NOT ASSUR 8574 8 4 2 34 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1109)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WARM FEELING 10630 3 2 0 33 JURINE SAMPLES (1420)
BOOBY TRAP 7700 7 5 1 32 DISARM (954)
ALL NIGHTER 11248 2 2 1 32 ON TAP 5 (1525)
BITTER 11449 2 1 0 32 BASH BROS TEA (1552)
-PAM ANDERSON 10619 2 3 1 31 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
-HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
CALZRIN 10750 5 11 0 26 FREELANCERS (576)
-KALIBAK 4428 5 4 0 26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
LOOSE FIT 11453 2 0 0 24 BASH BROS HAT (1553)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DALINNAR 11593 3 1 0 23 FREELANCERS (576)
-SLOW MOVING 11466 2 0 0 21 BB GOVERNMENT (1556)
PAM ANDERSON 10617 1 3 0 21 CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
SPOILED 11447 1 2 0 21 BASH BROS TEA (1552)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BROKEN 7955 5 3 0 20 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235 2 4 0 20 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
LEGEND 11261 2 2 0 20 ON TAP 8 (1528)
-PAM ANDERSON 10614 2 0 0 19 CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
AFTERNOON SOCIAL 11256 1 2 0 19 ON TAP 7 (1527)
-TOM SLICK 7869 1 2 0 19 FAST TIMES (987)
-PAM ANDERSON 10620 2 6 0 16 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
SKY HUGH 11858 1 0 0 15 PHLLIPS MALT (1616)
-CRACK 11804 1 0 0 15 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)
-STAIN 11807 1 0 0 13 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)
-FREEZE 10829 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS DVD (1459)
-SPEED RACER 7867 1 1 0 12 FAST TIMES (987)
-BRILLIANT BRUTE V 11563 1 0 0 10 NEED SOME LUCK V (1575)
-FORGOTTEN 7331 0 2 0 10 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
-FAULTY APP 10837 1 0 0 9 BASH BROS CAUCUS (1461)
-ROBBIE ROTTEN 11576 1 1 0 8 SPROUT OF IT (1576)
SWEAT SOAKED 11450 1 1 0 8 BASH BROS HAT (1553)
-PAM ANDERSON 10612 0 1 0 7 CANADIAN ARTISTS IV (1416)
-WILD ROSE 11274 0 1 0 7 ON TAP 10 (1530)
-REGION CODES 10827 0 1 0 7 BASH BROS DVD (1459)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DIRTY 10830 1 1 0 BASH BROS DVD 1459 UNBELIEVABLE 10593 388
MRS AMBIDEXTROUS 9570 4 5 0 BASH BROS SHIP 1271 ALL NIGHTER 11248 390
PERSONAL ADS
The incursion of chaos creatures into northern Alastari has been stopped. However,
the gate they came through is open, and there are people from Alastari trapped on the
other side. They need to be rescued, and the gate needs to be closed. If you have a
Lord Protector whom you would like to send on this mission, please send a message to
the Gladiatorial Commmission (email csr@reality.com or via diplo). We will need to
know their physical description, personality, and method of fighting. We will select
no more than a dozen volunteers. Thank you!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CALZRIN was bested by ELECTRIC WIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
FREE GIFT was vanquished by SARDONIS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
AT YOUR OWN RISK was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
BOOBY TRAP was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
DRUNK devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a slow 5 minute uneven brawl.
HALFTIME SHOW viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
EMPTY TANK overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CROOKED was vanquished by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FLICKERING outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a 12 minute gory uneven duel.
BOMB was defeated by WILLDRAS in a action packed 5 minute match.
CROWDED beat M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
UNFULFILLING demolished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SMOKE devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BLOWOUT devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CIGARETTE BUTTS was unbelievably bested by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute fight.
SCARY DUDE devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
BAD ADS viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody brawl.
OBLIGATORY overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MINE beat CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute match.
FORGOT IT handily defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DIRTY beat M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
NOT ASSUR was demolished by RED RAGE in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
SEASICK handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CORRUPT was luckily beaten by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute fight.
WASTEFUL overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
BOOBY TRAP overpowered AFTERNOON SOCIAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BITTER vanquished LEGEND in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
LOOSE FIT overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ALL NIGHTER easily killed MRS AMBIDEXTROUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPOILED overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PAM ANDERSON handily defeated SWEAT SOAKED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKY HUGH demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 15 LUNGING ATTACK 49 - 7 - 3 88 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 13 - 2 77 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 7 - 1 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 83 - 43 - 2 66 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 10 - 0 66 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 6 - 0 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 8 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 84 - 50 - 4 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 390 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 11 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 5
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SARDONIS 10734 10 6 0 111 FREELANCERS (576)
TOTAL PARRY DRUNK 7812 31 13 0 142 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
BASHING ATTACK EMPTY TANK 8997 13 2 1 116 BB AUTOMOBILE (1175)
AIMED BLOW HALFTIME SHOW 10722 9 1 0 96 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
STRIKING ATTACK BOOBY TRAP 7665 8 2 0 89 BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
WALL OF STEEL SCARY DUDE 10528 9 1 1 66 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
SLASHING ATTACK BAD ADS 10723 9 1 0 61 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CROWDED 10880. The most popular warrior this turn
was BOOBY TRAP 7665. The ten other most popular fighters were AT YOUR OWN RISK 7598,
BOMB 7701, HALFTIME SHOW 10722, DIRTY 8908, SARDONIS 10734, CROWDED 10880, WASTEFUL
11468, ELECTRIC WIT 11234, EMPTY TANK 8997, and UNFULFILLING 10916.
The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812. The other ten least popular
fighters were SWEAT SOAKED 11450, MRS AMBIDEXTROUS 9570, AFTERNOON SOCIAL 11256,
FLICKERING 8048, CROOKED 8138, PAM ANDERSON 10617, SPOILED 11447, LOOSE FIT 11453,
LEGEND 11261, and CORRUPT 11465.