DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/28/2023 Duedate: 01/24/2024
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-400
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NOT ASSUR
BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1109)
(72-8574) [18-4-2,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NOT ASSUR PAM ANDERSON
BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1109) CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421)
(72-8574) [18-4-2,116] (72-10637) [5-4-0,85]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HALFTIME SHOW CIGARETTE BUTTS
BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438) BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
(72-10722) [17-3-0,113] (72-10531) [10-10-0,79]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473) 40
2. CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421) 27BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
3. CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417) 25 Unchartered Team
4. ON TAP 2 (1522) 20
5. ON TAP 7 (1527) 16 BB COWORKER (1096)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*BB COWORKER (1096) 3 0 0 100 1/ 6*BASH BROS STAR TR (1473) 9 3 0
2/ 2 BASH BROS SUPERBO (1438) 56 11 1 83.6 2/ 1 BASH BROS SUPERBO (1438) 7 2 0
3- 5 BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 15 4 1 78.9 3/ 2 BASH BROS CHAIR (1020) 5 1 0
4/ 6 BB SCOTT BORAS (936) 15 4 0 78.9 4/ 3 DISARM (954) 5 4 0
5/ 8 BASH BROS HAT (1553) 14 4 1 77.8 5/ 7 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607) 4 2 0
6/ 4 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607) 17 5 0 77.3 6/ 5 BASH BROS BUS STO (1400) 4 2 0
7- 7*BASH BROS COMMUTER (744) 17 5 0 77.3 7/ 8 BASH BROS HAT (1553) 3 0 0
8/ 9 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) 20 6 1 76.9 8/15 BASH BROS TEETH (1037) 3 0 0
9/11 BASH BROS TEETH (1037) 16 5 0 76.2 9/ 9 BASH BROS MANAGER (1109) 3 0 0
10/15 BASH BROS MANAGER (1109) 21 7 2 75.0 10- 4*BASH BROS COMMUTER (744) 3 3 0
11/26*BASH BROS STAR TR (1473) 9 3 0 75.0 11/24 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002) 2 0 0
12-12*ON TAP 10 (1530) 6 2 0 75.0 12-14 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 2 0 0
13-14 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 87 30 1 74.4 13/28*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1417) 2 0 0
14/10 BASH BROS CHAIR (1020) 22 8 1 73.3 14/26*ON TAP 7 (1527) 2 0 0
15-17 BASH BROS LOO (1452) 8 3 1 72.7 15/17 BB SCOTT BORAS (936) 2 1 0
16-18 FAV SAYINGS (1412) 10 4 0 71.4 16/10 BASH BROS DVD (1459) 2 1 0
17/20*ON TAP 7 (1527) 5 2 0 71.4 17/11 BASH BROS SEX (1336) 2 4 0
18/16 BASH BROS DVD (1459) 11 5 0 68.8 18/12 FREELANCERS (576) 2 6 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-19 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 96 47 0 67.1 19-13 BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 1 0 0
20/23 DISARM (954) 42 24 1 63.6 20/ 0*BB COWORKER (1096) 1 0 0
21/21 BASH BROS JACKET (1157) 29 17 2 63.0 21-27*ON TAP 10 (1530) 1 0 0
22/25 BASH BROS BUS STO (1400) 25 15 2 62.5 22-19 FAV SAYINGS (1412) 1 0 0
23/24 BASH BROS SEX (1336) 33 21 0 61.1 23/23*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1416) 1 1 0
24/27*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1417) 6 4 0 60.0 24/20 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 1 1 0
25/13*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1416) 3 2 1 60.0 25/30*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1421) 1 1 0
26/22 ON TAP 6 (1526) 7 5 1 58.3 26-29 BASH BROS LOO (1452) 1 1 0
27/28*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1421) 5 4 0 55.6 27-18 BASH BROS WALKING (1469) 1 1 0
28/29 FREELANCERS (576) 127 133 11 48.8 28/31 ON TAP 2 (1522) 1 1 0
29/30 ON TAP 2 (1522) 6 9 0 40.0 29/25 ON TAP 6 (1526) 1 1 0
30/31 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 5 11 1 31.3 30/16 BASH BROS JACKET (1157) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of DRAGONHEAD! Once again I've been called out of
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Woof! BASH BROS
SUPERBOWL were a bunch of dogs after BASH BROS STAR TREK got through with 'em! 2nd
ain't so sweet as 1st! You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a
judge... BASH BROS MIRROR moved up 13 places, to 11th. Who can explain it? Not
you, not me, not CANADIAN ARTISTS 3's opponents, after watching them shoot up the
ranks from 28th to 13th. You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied
a judge... ON TAP 7 moved up 12 places, to 14th. Ever take one of those association
tests? You know, he says black, you say white. Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:
Flop. BASH BROS JACKET! BASH BROS STAR TREK showed DRAGONHEAD what they were made
of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 4-0-0. What's with PAM ANDERSON?
She actually beat BASH BROS JACKET's DIRTY, and walked away with 27 more points from
the fight. Laughs were big at CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 while they watched PAM ANDERSON
clobber DIRTY. He lost 24 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the
stands. DRAGONHEAD has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy. He Dark
Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's STONE GOLEM (0-0-0), which should prove (ahem!)
interesting. The crowds were amazed this turn, as STONE GOLEM killed the Duelmaster,
SARDONIS, leaving FREELANCERS in mourning. So now NOT ASSUR gets to be DRAGONHEAD's
Duelmaster. But what comes around goes around. I suppose you want to hear some
rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports.
DRAGONHEAD thinks CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 and their 5-4-0 is too much! If at first you
don't succeed, give up... Management must be dealin', as the boys at BB HARDWOOD
FLOOR ain't reelin'! CANADIAN ARTISTS 6's mad!
Warriors of DRAGONHEAD unite. You have only your games to lose! Is it my
imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To die so young, so
gloriously!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT ASSUR 8574 18 4 2 116 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1109)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FLICKERING 8048 34 0 0 154 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
HALFTIME SHOW 10722 17 3 0 113 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
CROOKED 8138 16 5 0 113 BASH BROS TEETH (1037)
LOOSE FIT 11453 12 0 1 108 BASH BROS HAT (1553)
-SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591 9 2 0 108 FAV SAYINGS (1412)
CRACKED 7951 15 3 1 103 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
-NONSTANDARD 8051 22 11 1 99 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
WILLDRAS 5282 26 13 0 97 FREELANCERS (576)
SCARY DUDE 10528 15 5 2 97 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
AT YOUR OWN RISK 7598 15 4 0 97 BB SCOTT BORAS (936)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNCOMFORTABLE 8046 13 3 1 97 BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)
MINE 7702 16 6 0 96 DISARM (954)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAD ADS 10723 18 2 0 90 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
UNFULFILLING 10916 14 11 0 89 BASH BROS SEX (1336)
RED RAGE 11255 7 5 1 87 ON TAP 6 (1526)
-CLOGGED 10794 8 3 1 86 BASH BROS LOO (1452)
BOOBY TRAP 7700 15 7 1 85 DISARM (954)
PAM ANDERSON 10637 5 4 0 85 CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421)
STAIN 11807 9 2 0 83 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)
CRACK 11804 8 3 0 80 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)
OBLIGATORY 10137 19 10 0 79 BASH BROS SEX (1336)
CIGARETTE BUTTS 10531 10 10 0 79 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
BLOWOUT 10719 15 5 0 74 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
-TOO LONG 10720 6 1 1 70 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AFTERNOON SOCIAL 11256 5 2 0 66 ON TAP 7 (1527)
DIRTY 8908 15 10 1 62 BASH BROS JACKET (1157)
-SLOWINFASTLANE 6611 5 1 0 61 BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)
ELECTRIC WIT 11234 6 9 0 58 ON TAP 2 (1522)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLOW 11391 11 3 0 56 BASH BROS WALKING (1469)
PAM ANDERSON 10617 4 4 0 56 CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
-PAM ANDERSON 10612 3 1 1 56 CANADIAN ARTISTS IV (1416)
REGION CODES 10827 8 3 0 46 BASH BROS DVD (1459)
BOMB 7701 11 11 0 45 DISARM (954)
-SOLOCARPOOL 6612 5 1 0 34 BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOO HARD 9642 9 5 0 33 BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)
-PAM ANDERSON 10619 2 3 1 31 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
-TAILGATING 6613 4 2 0 28 BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)
SLEEPY 8508 3 0 0 27 BB COWORKER (1096)
-HARD TO REACH 8049 7 5 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
VULCAN FEELINGS 10901 3 0 0 25 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DALINNAR 11593 3 1 0 23 FREELANCERS (576)
-WILD ROSE 11274 2 2 0 23 ON TAP 10 (1530)
PAM ANDERSON 10620 3 8 0 21 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
OTT SOUNDS 10898 2 1 0 21 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
-BROKEN 7955 5 3 0 20 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
RED SHIRTS 10899 2 1 0 20 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
-PAM ANDERSON 10614 2 0 0 19 CANADIAN ARTISTS 3 (1417)
ALL HUMANOIDS 10902 2 1 0 19 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
-SWEAT SOAKED 11450 2 4 0 14 BASH BROS HAT (1553)
-FREEZE 10829 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS DVD (1459)
-VUDUIN 11945 2 3 0 9 FREELANCERS (576)
-ROBBIE ROTTEN 11576 1 1 0 8 SPROUT OF IT (1576)
-DA3 10589 1 0 0 8 FAV SAYINGS (1412)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA2 10609 0 1 0 CANADIAN ARTIST 1416 MOUNTAIN TROLL 400 NONE
SARDONIS 10734 14 11 0 FREELANCERS 576 STONE GOLEM 400 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SARDONIS was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
HALFTIME SHOW savagely defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute bloody duel.
LOOSE FIT bested M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute fight.
NOT ASSUR overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
CROOKED narrowly defeated RED RAGE in a 2 minute struggle.
UNCOMFORTABLE overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CRACKED vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
MINE vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AT YOUR OWN RISK overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
WILLDRAS luckily beat CIGARETTE BUTTS in a exciting 4 minute veteran's fight.
UNFULFILLING was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute master's conflict.
DIRTY was demolished by PAM ANDERSON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
STAIN handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
OBLIGATORY lost to M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute bout.
SCARY DUDE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
BLOWOUT was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute brawl.
CRACK was bested by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute fight.
BAD ADS overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BOOBY TRAP overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BOMB was bested by ELECTRIC WIT in a popular 1 minute gruesome veteran's contest.
REGION CODES was demolished by AFTERNOON SOCIAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TOO HARD was vanquished by PAM ANDERSON in a 1 minute gory mismatched fray.
PAM ANDERSON was savagely defeated by SLEEPY in a 1 minute gory fight.
ALL HUMANOIDS vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VULCAN FEELINGS vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RED SHIRTS demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
OTT SOUNDS vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 12 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 6 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 92 - 34 - 1 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 38 - 19 - 3 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 83 - 47 - 3 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 7 - 2 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 65 - 40 - 1 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 400 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 5 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 8 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NOT ASSUR 8574 18 4 2 116 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1109)
BASHING ATTACK CRACKED 7951 15 3 1 103 BASH BROS MIRROR (1002)
TOTAL PARRY WILLDRAS 5282 26 13 0 97 FREELANCERS (576)
WALL OF STEEL SCARY DUDE 10528 15 5 2 97 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
LUNGING ATTACK UNCOMFORTABLE 8046 13 3 1 97 BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)
SLASHING ATTACK BAD ADS 10723 18 2 0 90 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
STRIKING ATTACK PAM ANDERSON 10637 5 4 0 85 CANADIAN ARTISTS 6 (1421)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HALFTIME SHOW 10722. The most popular warrior this
turn was CIGARETTE BUTTS 10531. The ten other most popular fighters were
UNFULFILLING 10916, SCARY DUDE 10528, HALFTIME SHOW 10722, LOOSE FIT 11453, ELECTRIC
WIT 11234, CROOKED 8138, RED RAGE 11255, UNCOMFORTABLE 8046, CRACKED 7951, and
OBLIGATORY 10137.
The least popular fighter this week was PAM ANDERSON 10620. The other ten least
popular fighters were TOO HARD 9642, REGION CODES 10827, BOMB 7701, DIRTY 8908, OTT
SOUNDS 10898, VULCAN FEELINGS 10901, ALL HUMANOIDS 10902, RED SHIRTS 10899, PAM
ANDERSON 10617, and BAD ADS 10723.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HALFTIME SHOW (72-10722) BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SARDONIS (72-10734) FREELANCERS (576)
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!
Our summer Face-to-Face is in the midwest again this year, and we're going back to the
Twin Cities! We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Bloomington, MN on July 12-
14, 2024! It will be held at the Embassy Suites Minneapolis Airport (800-317-8143).
Room rates are $164/$174 for king and 2 doubles suites respectively, and all have free
high speed internet and all the Embassy goodness (free made-to-order breakfast,
complimentary manager's reception, airport shuttle, indoor pool, business center and
on-site restaurant. The rooms are blocked and the code is "915."
The official block cutoff is June 21 so make your reservations ASAP!
The hotel reservation site is: https://tinyurl.com/FF71inMinneapolis
Please note that doubles are limited. As always, if the block is full, please make
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation.
We look forward to seeing you in July! -- RSI