DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/11/2024    Duedate: 08/07/2024

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM 72    TURN 407

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PITCH FOR INSURANCE
BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
(72-7029) [18-3-1,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PITCH FOR INSURANCE            JOE PINEAPPLES
BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)     TIN MEN (1720)
(72-7029) [18-3-1,135]         (72-12422) [3-0-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

UNFULFILLING                   UNCOMFORTABLE
BASH BROS SEX (1336)           BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)
(72-10916) [17-14-0,100]       (72-8046) [18-5-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SIERRA NEVADA 2 (1618)        39 
2. ON TAP 7 (1527)               32    BASH BROS LOO (1452)
3. ON TAP 3 (1523)               26    Unchartered Team
4. TIN MEN (1720)                23 
5. SUE'S HOBBIES (672)           23    THIRD SPACE (1615)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*THIRD SPACE (1615)         4   0  1 100.   1/ 4 BASH BROS STAR TRE (1473) 7  5 0
 2/ 0*SIERRA NEVADA 2 (1618)     3   0  0 100.   2/12 NL CENTRAL (783)          6  2 1
 3/ 2*TIN MEN (1720)             3   0  0 100.   3/ 1 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)  6  2 0
 4- 1*ABC (1719)                 2   0  0 100.   4/ 9 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) 4  0 0
 5/11*BB LOCKER ROOM (1188)      4   1  0 80.0   5- 2*BASH BROS TEA (1552)      4  0 0
 6/ 7 BASH BROS LOO (1452)      11   3  1 78.6   6/11*RYAN'S SPORTS (1582)      4  0 0
 7/ 5 BASH BROS SUPERBOW (1438) 63  18  1 77.8   7/ 6 BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)    4  2 1
 8/ 0 BASH BROS RENTAL CA (826) 31   9  2 77.5   8/ 8 DISARM (954)              4  5 0
 9/10 BASH BROS TURKEY (1555)   10   3  0 76.9   9/21 BASH BROS SEX (1336)      3  0 0
10/ 6 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)  29   9  0 76.3  10/15 BASH BROS LOO (1452)      3  0 0
11/12 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   90  30  1 75.0  11/26 TEQUILA (693)             3  2 0
12/ 8 BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)    33  11  2 75.0  12/ 7 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400) 3  3 0
13/13 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) 94  32  2 74.6  13/ 3 BASH BROS SUPERBOW (1438) 3  3 0
14-15 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1109) 25   9  2 73.5  14/25 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       3  5 0
15/ 0 FAV SAYINGS (1412)        11   4  0 73.3  15-18 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     2  0 1
16/ 9 BASH BROS HAT (1553)      18   7  1 72.0  16-10 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1109) 2  0 0
17/14 BASH BROS TEETH (1037)    20   8  0 71.4  17/14*TIN MEN (1720)            2  0 0
18/18*PLATINUM HORDE (1718)      5   2  0 71.4  18/ 0*ON TAP 3 (1523)           2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 ON TAP 7 (1527)            7   3  0 70.0  19/32 SUE'S HOBBIES (672)       2  0 0
20-16*BASH BROS TEA (1552)      11   5  0 68.8  20/24 BASH BROS HAT (1553)      2  1 0
21/ 0 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    57  28  3 67.1  21/33*BB LOCKER ROOM (1188)     2  1 0
22-19 BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)  24  13  0 64.9  22/ 0 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    2  1 0
23/20 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400) 34  20  2 63.0  23/34 BASH BROS TURKEY (1555)   2  1 0
24/29 BASH BROS STAR TRE (1473) 25  15  1 62.5  24/19*PLATINUM HORDE (1718)     2  1 0
25/23 BASH BROS JACKET (1157)   33  20  2 62.3  25- 5 FREELANCERS (576)         2  1 0
26/21 DISARM (954)              54  33  1 62.1  26/ 0 FAV SAYINGS (1412)        1  0 0
27/22 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       89  55  5 61.8  27/ 0 ON TAP 2 (1522)           1  0 0
28/28*RYAN'S SPORTS (1582)      11   7  1 61.1  28/ 0 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)   1  0 0
29/26 TEQUILA (693)             24  16  2 60.0  29/ 0 ON TAP 6 (1526)           1  0 0
30/ 0 ON TAP 6 (1526)            9   6  1 60.0  30/ 0 ON TAP 7 (1527)           1  0 0
31/ 0*ON TAP 3 (1523)            3   2  0 60.0  31-16*ABC (1719)                1  0 0
32/25 BASH BROS SEX (1336)      37  25  0 59.7  32/30 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   1  0 0
33/27 NL CENTRAL (783)         122  84  4 59.2  33/ 0*THIRD SPACE (1615)        1  0 0
34/24 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    183 127  9 59.0  34/ 0*SIERRA NEVADA 2 (1618)    1  0 0
35/17*GIANTS & GOLEMS IV (1380)  4   3  1 57.1  35/41*VALLEY EAGLES (1584)      1  1 0
36/31 SUE'S HOBBIES (672)       11   9  2 55.0  36/31 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     1  1 0
37/ 0 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  30  25  2 54.5  37/ 0 BASH BROS RENTAL CA (826) 1  1 0
38-30 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    120 103 11 53.8  38/35*GIANTS & GOLEMS VI (1382) 1  2 1
39-37 FREELANCERS (576)        131 134 11 49.4  39/37 GIANTS & GOLEMS IX (1570) 1  2 0
40/32*GIANTS & GOLEMS II (1378)  4   5  0 44.4  40/39*GIANTS & GOLEMS VI (1384) 1  2 0
41/33*GIANTS & GOLEMS VI (1382)  3   4  2 42.9  41/22*GIANTS & GOLEMS (1375)    1  2 0
42/36*GIANTS & GOLEMS (1375)     3   4  0 42.9  42/23*GIANTS & GOLEMS II (1378) 1  2 0
43/35*GIANTS & GOLEMS V (1381)   3   4  0 42.9  43/20 BASH BROS TEETH (1037)    1  2 0
44/34*GIANTS & GOLEMS VI (1384)  3   4  0 42.9  44/36*GIANTS & GOLEMS II (1379) 1  2 0
45/ 0 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)    7  11  1 38.9  45/17*GIANTS & GOLEMS IV (1380) 1  2 0
46/ 0 ON TAP 2 (1522)            7  11  0 38.9  46/38 BASH BROS JACKET (1157)   1  2 0
47/38 GIANTS & GOLEMS IX (1570) 11  18  2 37.9  47-27*WOMEN OF CHATZY (1726)    1  3 0
48/41*VALLEY EAGLES (1584)       1   3  0 25.0  48-13 BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)  1  5 0
49-39*WOMEN OF CHATZY (1726)     2   7  0 22.2  49/40*GIANTS & GOLEMS V (1381)  0  3 0
50/40*GIANTS & GOLEMS II (1379)  1   6  0 14.3  50/ 0 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DRAGONHEAD, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  BB HARDWOOD FLOOR?  Who?  BASH BROS STAR TREK 
is the top team these days, buddies!  Perhaps it is BASH BROS SEX members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 21st to 9th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, TEQUILA blew up the 
rankings to 15!  Managers were muttering after RUSSIAN BIRDS showed DRAGONHEAD what 
they could do:  1-3-0 to move up by 11.  Perhaps it is SUE'S HOBBIES members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 32nd to 19th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BB LOCKER ROOM blew up 
the rankings to 12!  Managers were muttering after BASH BROS TURKEY showed DRAGONHEAD 
what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 11.  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is GIANTS & GOLEMS, after suffering a 19 drop in ranking.  
The boys at GIANTS & GOLEMS II aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, 
after suffering a 19 drop last week.  Say what you will about blind luck and dirty 
fighting, but BASH BROS STAR TREK will tell you 25-15-1 is nothing to laugh at...  
SIERRA NEVADA 2 had cause to celebrate, after BIG LITTLE THING got 39 points by 
beating SLIPPERY.  SLIPPERY certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after 
losing to BIG LITTLE THING and losing 14 points in the process!  Now I can't insult 
PITCH FOR INSURANCE, as he has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new 
Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in DRAGONHEAD 
is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.  
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of NL CENTRAL 
should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of NL 
CENTRAL found their efforts at combat frustrated as BB HARDWOOD FLOOR apparently had 
more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, SCARY DUDE is the most challenged 
warrior.  FROGGER challenged SUPERSTITIONS!  Who says RUSSIAN BIRDS are just a bunch 
of wimps!  FROGGER of RUSSIAN BIRDS kept its wits as it was beat by SUPERSTITIONS.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of 
writing Spyreports for DRAGONHEAD?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny 
Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029     18   3  1 135         BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRUNK 7812                   33  13  0 146         BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) 
 BOOBY TRAP 7700              22   7  1 124         DISARM (954)              
 CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772       16   6  0 123         BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    
 POKER FACE 6329              10   0  0 123         TEQUILA (693)             
 SMOOTH CRIMINAL 10591        10   2  0 119         FAV SAYINGS (1412)        
 SUDOKU 6128                  11   6  2 118         SUE'S HOBBIES (672)       
 PIRATE II 10332              16   5  0 116         NL CENTRAL (783)          
 NONSTANDARD 8051             24  11  1 106         BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   
 BLAME THE CLUB 7774          15   5  2 106         BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    
 STAIN 11807                  15   3  0 106         BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)  
 FROG FOOT 10277              10   7  0 105         RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       
 RED 10216                    14   9  1 104         NL CENTRAL (783)          
 CLOGGED 10794                11   3  1 103         BASH BROS LOO (1452)      
 SCARY DUDE 10528             21   6  2 101         BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400) 
 UNFULFILLING 10916           17  14  0 100         BASH BROS SEX (1336)      
 FOXHOUND 10469               11   4  0 100         RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       
 CRACK 11804                  13   5  0  93         BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)  
 CIGARETTE BUTTS 10531        13  14  0  92         BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400) 
 FOXBAT 9863                  13   7  0  92         RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       
 LOOSE FIT 11453              16   3  1  91         BASH BROS HAT (1553)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNCOMFORTABLE 8046           18   5  1  90         BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)    
 AFTERNOON SOCIAL 11256        7   3  0  90         ON TAP 7 (1527)           
 RED RAGE 11255                9   6  1  87         ON TAP 6 (1526)           
 DIRTY 8908                   19  13  1  86         BASH BROS JACKET (1157)   
 BREWSKI III 10472             8   4  0  86         NL CENTRAL (783)          
 DESERT DRY 11460             10   3  0  85         BASH BROS TURKEY (1555)   
-BITTER 11449                  7   1  0  85         BASH BROS TEA (1552)      
 TOO HARD 9642                15   6  1  84         BASH BROS CHAIR (1020)    
-FREDDY FUDPUCKER 6328         7   3  2  84         TEQUILA (693)             
 WILDLIFE 7076                11   8  1  83         BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  
 CUB II 10305                  8  11  0  83         NL CENTRAL (783)          
 CROOKED 8138                 20   8  0  82         BASH BROS TEETH (1037)    
 BLOWOUT 10719                17  10  0  72         BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)
 MINE 7702                    18  11  0  69         DISARM (954)              
 NO HEAT 7077                  8   9  1  69         BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  
 RED SHIRTS 10899              7   3  0  69         BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELECTRIC WIT 11234            7  11  0  66         ON TAP 2 (1522)           
 BOMB 7701                    14  15  0  62         DISARM (954)              
 FLOOD 7079                   11   8  0  61         BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  
 SUPERSTITIONS 11741           4   0  0  61         BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) 
 JOE PINEAPPLES 12422          3   0  0  60         TIN MEN (1720)            
 BUFFALO BILL 10334            9  10  0  59         MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALL HUMANOIDS 10902           7   3  1  59         BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
 QUARGOL-SEVEN 12411           5   2  0  57         PLATINUM HORDE (1718)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAPPY PLACE 11851             4   0  1  56         THIRD SPACE (1615)        
-JUMPING BEAN 6325             3   7  0  52         TEQUILA (693)             
 NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026       13   6  1  46         BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 BEYOND SLOW 7771             12  10  0  46         BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    
 SOCCER 11635                  4   0  1  41         RYAN'S SPORTS (1582)      
 NO TOWELS LEFT 9062           4   1  0  41         BB LOCKER ROOM (1188)     
-TAILGATING 6613               7   4  0  40         BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)  
 BIG LITTLE THING 11867        1   0  0  39         SIERRA NEVADA 2 (1618)    
 FROGGER 6123                  7  12  1  38         RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       
 PAM ANDERSON 10620            5   8  0  36         CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)   
-SLED HOCKEY 11634             3   1  0  36         RYAN'S SPORTS (1582)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAND GIANT 11539              7  11  1  33         GIANTS & GOLEMS IX (1570) 
-SPOILED 11447                 4   4  0  33         BASH BROS TEA (1552)      
-SOLOCARPOOL 6612              7   4  0  32         BASH BROS COMMUTER (744)  
-VUDUIN 11945                  4   3  0  32         FREELANCERS (576)         
 BUILD THE DAM 11238           2   0  0  27         ON TAP 3 (1523)           
 VALLEY GIANT 10366            3   4  0  25         GIANTS & GOLEMS (1375)    
-FEDEX LADY 12456              1   1  0  25         WOMEN OF CHATZY (1726)    
 VULCAN FEELINGS 10901         7   3  0  24         BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
 NETHER GIANT 10386            3   5  0  24         GIANTS & GOLEMS II (1378) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SWIMMING 11636                3   1  0  23         RYAN'S SPORTS (1582)      
 OTT SOUNDS 10898              4   6  0  22         BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
 STONE GIANT 10412             3   4  0  22         GIANTS & GOLEMS VII (1384)
-APHRODITE VON BOO 12416       2   0  0  19         ABC (1719)                
-TWSS 12453                    1   2  0  19         WOMEN OF CHATZY (1726)    
 MARBLE GIANT 10392            4   3  1  16         GIANTS & GOLEMS IV (1380) 
 RUDDY 11968                   1   1  0  16         VALLEY EAGLES (1584)      
 BUNKER BUSTER 11240           1   2  0  16         ON TAP 3 (1523)           
 MEADOW GIANT 10403            3   4  2  15         GIANTS & GOLEMS VI (1382) 
 MARSH GIANT 10398             3   4  0  13         GIANTS & GOLEMS V (1381)  
 TUNDRA GIANT 10388            1   6  0   9         GIANTS & GOLEMS III (1379)
-BORDER CROSSING 6327          2   2  0   8         TEQUILA (693)             
 SLIPPERY 12462                1   1  0   4         BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SLOWINFASTLANE 6611     7  4 0 BASH BROS COMMUT 744 RED 10216              406  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Where: Lapur DM 29
When:  Turn 1000 -- August 6th, 2024 is the due date.

Announcing Lapur's 1000th turn. Over the past 38+ years many legendary fighters and 
managers have attended the Lapurian Arena. If you are one of those managers and have a 
inactive team, send them into fight for turn 1000. If you have a tourney team in Lapur 
and need some new recruits for the next tourney, send them in to fight in the Dark 
Arena on turn 1000. Load up the Dark Arena with a page full of fights in the 
newsletter and make it memorable. For this one turn join in and celebrate the arena's 
1000th. C'mon dust off your old Lapurian warriors and send them to fight during the 
day or night for turn 1000 on August 6th!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PIRATE II unbelievably bested SCARY DUDE in a 4 minute master's Challenge fight.
SUDOKU handily defeated BAD ADS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BUFFALO BILL was vanquished by TOO HARD in a 4 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
FROGGER was overpowered by SUPERSTITIONS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SOCCER vanquished NETHER GIANT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RUDDY savagely defeated MEADOW GIANT in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge brawl.
FROG FOOT handily defeated MINE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
STAIN vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
UNFULFILLING vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RED overpowered NO HEAT in a 1 minute uneven match.
FOXBAT was overpowered by CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
NONSTANDARD demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute bloody mismatched competition.
UNCOMFORTABLE was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 4 minute master's match.
BLAME THE CLUB overcame VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute expert's fight.
BOOBY TRAP devastated CUB II in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CLOGGED overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PITCH FOR INSURANCE slimly won victory over FOXHOUND in a 2 minute Title fight.
POKER FACE demolished WILDLIFE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
LOOSE FIT was beaten by SMOOTH CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's fight.
CRACK devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
BLOWOUT was subdued by RED RAGE in a 2 minute expert's bout.
DESERT DRY vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
CIGARETTE BUTTS savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 2 minute fight.
BREWSKI III beat BOMB in a 3 minute expert's fight.
CROOKED was overpowered by AFTERNOON SOCIAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
FLOOD was handily defeated by ELECTRIC WIT in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
RED SHIRTS handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
ALL HUMANOIDS savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
JOE PINEAPPLES overpowered NO CARS AVAILABLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
QUARGOL-SEVEN overpowered VALLEY GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAPPY PLACE savagely defeated BEYOND SLOW in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
SAND GIANT was demolished by NO TOWELS LEFT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
PAM ANDERSON defeated STONE GIANT in a 2 minute struggle.
BUILD THE DAM demolished MARBLE GIANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MARSH GIANT was beaten by VULCAN FEELINGS in a 2 minute fray.
TUNDRA GIANT was savagely defeated by OTT SOUNDS in a 4 minute brutal match.
BUNKER BUSTER overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's match.
SLIPPERY was overpowered by BIG LITTLE THING in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   2 -  0      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   3 -  1      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  12 -  2      78  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        66 -  36 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  28 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    87 -  65 -  2      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  2      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  12 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 407 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    10 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  6                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         8 -  7                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029   18   3  1  135 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
AIMED BLOW       BOOBY TRAP 7700            22   7  1  124 DISARM (954)
PARRY-LUNGE      CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772     16   6  0  123 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
TOTAL PARRY      PIRATE II 10332            16   5  0  116 NL CENTRAL (783)
BASHING ATTACK   STAIN 11807                15   3  0  106 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)
STRIKING ATTACK  RED 10216                  14   9  1  104 NL CENTRAL (783)
WALL OF STEEL    SCARY DUDE 10528           21   6  2  101 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1400)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is UNFULFILLING 10916.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was UNCOMFORTABLE 8046.  The ten other most popular fighters were SCARY DUDE 
10528, CIGARETTE BUTTS 10531, RUDDY 11968, BOMB 7701, ELECTRIC WIT 11234, ALL 
HUMANOIDS 10902, HAPPY PLACE 11851, OTT SOUNDS 10898, TOO HARD 9642, and 
SUPERSTITIONS 11741.

The least popular fighter this week was MEADOW GIANT 10403.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SLIPPERY 12462, TUNDRA GIANT 10388, MARSH GIANT 10398, MARBLE 
GIANT 10392, SAND GIANT 11539, BEYOND SLOW 7771, VALLEY GIANT 10366, NO CARS 
AVAILABLE 7026, FLOOD 7079, and CROOKED 8138.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PITCH FOR INSURANCE (72-7029) BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BAD ADS (72-10723) BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1438)