DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/19/2026 Duedate: 04/15/2026
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM 72 TURN 429
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ELECTRIC WIT
ON TAP 2 (1522)
(72-11234) [13-15-0,136]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VUDUIN PUNKA
FREELANCERS (576) EAT THIS! (1244)
(72-11945) [9-7-0,109] (72-9396) [4-0-0,174]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ALL HUMANOIDS APHRODITE VON BOO
BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473) ABC (1719)
(72-10902) [19-12-1,98] (72-12416) [11-2-0,130]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FREELANCERS (576)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EAT THIS! (1244) 107
2. FREELANCERS (576) 52 FREELANCERS (576)
3. BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607) 25 Unchartered Team
4. ABC (1719) 18
5. BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473) 17 BASH BROS SLEEP (1162)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*BASH BROS SLEEP (1162) 3 0 0 100. 1/ 1 FREELANCERS (576) 12 3 1
2- 5*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 1 0 0 100. 2/ 4*BASH BROS STAR TRE (1473) 6 3 0
3/ 0*EAT THIS! (1244) 1 0 0 100. 3/ 3*MEAN MACHINES (1838) 4 1 0
4/ 1*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 9 2 0 81.8 4/ 2*BASH BROS CLOTHES (1762) 4 5 0
5/ 7*MEAN MACHINES (1838) 4 1 0 80.0 5/ 5*BASH BROS HURRICAN (1743) 3 0 0
6- 6*DISARM (954) 12 4 1 75.0 6/ 6*BASH BROS SLEEP (1162) 3 0 0
7/10*BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607) 3 1 0 75.0 7/ 8*ON TAP 2 (1522) 3 1 0
8/ 4*ON TAP 2 (1522) 3 1 0 75.0 8/10*BASH BROS TRUMP (1464) 3 2 0
9/ 2*BASH BROS CANDY (806) 3 1 0 75.0 9/11*BB SOCCER (1684) 3 3 0
10- 8*BB MOUSE (1655) 6 3 1 66.7 10/13*ABC (1719) 2 1 0
11/16*BASH BROS STAR TRE (1473) 6 3 0 66.7 11/14*BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607) 2 1 0
12/21*ABC (1719) 2 1 0 66.7 12/ 9*BASH BROS CANDY (806) 2 1 0
13-11*DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 11 6 0 64.7 13/ 7*CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418) 2 2 0
14-12*BASH BRO LEAVES (1447) 9 6 0 60.0 14/15*ON TAP 3 (1523) 2 4 0
15/17*BASH BROS HURRICAN (1743) 3 2 0 60.0 15-12*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 1 0 0
16/19*BASH BROS TRUMP (1464) 3 2 0 60.0 16/ 0*EAT THIS! (1244) 1 0 0
17-13*BASH BORS DUDES (1404) 7 6 1 53.8 17/17*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 0 3 0
18/23 FREELANCERS (576) 152 151 12 50.2 18-16*CODE NAMES (1705) 0 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-15*FOOLED YOU (1635) 11 11 1 50.0 19-18*BB CELL PHONE (1658) 0 2 0
20/14*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 10 10 1 50.0 20-19*DISARM (954) 0 1 0
21/20*BB SOCCER (1684) 3 3 0 50.0 21-20*PETA SUPPORTERS (1419) 0 1 0
22-18*CODE NAMES (1705) 2 2 0 50.0 25-25*DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 0 0 0
23-22*PETA SUPPORTERS (1419) 1 1 0 50.0 26-31*BASH BORS DUDES (1404) 0 0 0
24/ 9*BASH BROS CLOTHES (1762) 4 5 0 44.4 27-26*FOOLED YOU (1635) 0 0 0
25-24*CHAMPIONS IV (1641) 6 12 1 33.3 28-27*CHAMPIONS IV (1641) 0 0 0
26-25*BASH BROS SLASHER (1232) 2 4 0 33.3 29-28*BB MOUSE (1655) 0 0 0
27/28*ON TAP 3 (1523) 2 4 0 33.3 30-30*BASH BRO LEAVES (1447) 0 0 0
28-26*PLATINUM HORDE (1718) 15 32 0 31.9 31-29*BASH BROS SLASHER (1232) 0 0 0
29-27*BASH BROS RIDESHAR (1568) 5 14 2 26.3 32-24*BASH BROS RIDESHAR (1568) 0 0 0
30-29*BB CELL PHONE (1658) 0 2 0 0.0 33-32*PLATINUM HORDE (1718) 0 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to DRAGONHEAD once again! Phhbltt! Too much drinking and too
little dodging gave CANADIAN ARTISTS a 0-2-0! I got a good laugh out of it! Ya
gotta be quick on yer feet! Keep your elbow off the table! Thrust! Block out the
pain! ABC is now ranked 10th with a 1-0-0 turn. BASH BROS STAR TREK showed
DRAGONHEAD what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with
3-0-0. What's with PUNKA? He actually beat BASH BROS CLOTHES II's FADED, and walked
away with 107 more points from the fight. Major screwup at BASH BROS CLOTHES II.
FADED lost 36 points to PUNKA. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe FADED will
provide more easy wins... Apparently DRAGONHEAD isn't filled with as many gutless
wonders as I thought. The Dreaded Duelmaster got 2 challenges this turn! BASH BROS
CLOTHES II's hatred of ON TAP 2 surfaced again as OUT OF STYLE challenged
DRAGONHEAD's top dog. OUT OF STYLE was reminded on the sands why ELECTRIC WIT is
Duelmaster. Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. How well I know the feeling
of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, FREELANCERS! The
bums at BASH BROS STAR TREK couldn't face the challenges from FREELANCERS! No excuse
for that! I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that
APHRODITE VON BOO gets in. She fights people like WRINKLED, 13 points below. I
thought APHRODITE VON BOO showed great skill and promise when she subdued WRINKLED.
All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Warriors of DRAGONHEAD unite. You have only your games to lose! Many a warrior
has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELECTRIC WIT 11234 13 15 0 136 ON TAP 2 (1522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUNKA 9396 4 0 0 174 EAT THIS! (1244)
APHRODITE VON BOO 12416 11 2 0 130 ABC (1719)
VUDUIN 11945 9 7 0 109 FREELANCERS (576)
BUILD THE DAM 11238 8 1 0 101 ON TAP 3 (1523)
WRINKLED 12667 22 14 0 100 BASH BROS CLOTHES I (1762)
ALL HUMANOIDS 10902 19 12 1 98 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
SLIPPERY 12462 17 6 1 98 BB HARDWOOD FLOOR (1607)
BULLY 10855 12 2 0 98 BASH BROS TRUMP (1464)
VEVUZELA 12232 12 2 1 92 BB SOCCER (1684)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OTT SOUNDS 10898 18 13 1 90 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
BEYOND SLOW 7771 23 20 0 89 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WIND 12562 13 1 0 88 BASH BROS HURRICANE (1743)
VULCAN FEELINGS 10901 20 11 0 87 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
-NO SERVICE 12103 8 2 0 83 BB CELL PHONE (1658)
THE GREAT EVIL 8797 17 3 0 82 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
PAM ANDERSON 10620 10 13 0 79 CANADIAN ARTISTS (1418)
FADED 12662 14 4 0 74 BASH BROS CLOTHES I (1762)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HIDDEN CHARGES 12102 8 2 0 64 BB CELL PHONE (1658)
INSOMNIA 8935 12 2 0 62 BASH BROS SLEEP (1162)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLIRONG 13046 6 1 0 54 FREELANCERS (576)
BELUDA 13075 3 1 0 40 FREELANCERS (576)
DRUNK FUN 12236 7 7 0 36 BB SOCCER (1684)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURNOUT JOHNSON 13086 4 1 0 33 MEAN MACHINES (1838)
-MISOGYNIST 10856 8 5 1 31 BASH BROS TRUMP (1464)
-SNOWY WINGS 12344 2 2 0 30 CODE NAMES (1705)
KELP 11626 3 4 1 26 FREELANCERS (576)
-SHORT 11014 2 1 0 25 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TORQUE-ARMADA 13085 1 3 0 20 MEAN MACHINES (1838)
BUNKER BUSTER 11240 3 10 0 19 ON TAP 3 (1523)
CHUZOL 13077 3 1 0 16 FREELANCERS (576)
-PAM ANDERSON 10623 0 1 0 7 PETA SUPPORTERS (1419)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 KELP 11626 429 NONE
PAM ANDERSON 10618 0 1 0 CANADIAN ARTIST 1418 MOUNTAIN TROLL 429 NONE
DA2 11233 0 1 0 ON TAP 2 1522 STONE GOLEM 429 NONE
NOONER 11866 4 4 0 SIERRA NEVADA 2 1618 SLIPPERY 12462 426
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PAM ANDERSON was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
OUT OF STYLE was overcome by ELECTRIC WIT in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
APHRODITE VON BOO devastated WRINKLED in a 5 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PAM ANDERSON was devastated by SLIPPERY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE GREAT EVIL was devastated by VUDUIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FADED was handily defeated by PUNKA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WIND vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ALL HUMANOIDS vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
VEVUZELA overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
VULCAN FEELINGS defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 4 minute brutal match.
BUILD THE DAM devastated BEYOND SLOW in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OTT SOUNDS subdued M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BULLY overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute gory mismatched conflict.
INSOMNIA vanquished BELUDA in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
GOLIRONG handily defeated DRUNK FUN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BURNOUT JOHNSON devastated BUNKER BUSTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
KELP executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHUZOL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 WALL OF STEEL 47 - 11 - 2 81 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 17 - 0 66 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 48 - 25 - 0 66 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 57 - 39 - 2 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 18 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 13 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
Turn 429 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL PUNKA 9396 4 0 0 174 EAT THIS! (1244)
PARRY-RIPOSTE APHRODITE VON BOO 12416 11 2 0 130 ABC (1719)
LUNGING ATTACK VUDUIN 11945 9 7 0 109 FREELANCERS (576)
TOTAL PARRY WRINKLED 12667 22 14 0 100 BASH BROS CLOTHES II (1762)
BASHING ATTACK ALL HUMANOIDS 10902 19 12 1 98 BASH BROS STAR TREK (1473)
PARRY-LUNGE BEYOND SLOW 7771 23 20 0 89 BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
AIMED BLOW THE GREAT EVIL 8797 17 3 0 82 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ALL HUMANOIDS 10902. The most popular warrior this
turn was APHRODITE VON BOO 12416. The ten other most popular fighters were BELUDA
13075, VULCAN FEELINGS 10901, DA2 11233, ELECTRIC WIT 11234, BULLY 10855, SLIPPERY
12462, ALL HUMANOIDS 10902, VEVUZELA 12232, BUILD THE DAM 11238, and VUDUIN 11945.
The least popular fighter this week was BUNKER BUSTER 11240. The other ten least
popular fighters were DRUNK FUN 12236, BEYOND SLOW 7771, FADED 12662, THE GREAT EVIL
8797, PAM ANDERSON 10620, PAM ANDERSON 10618, KELP 11626, GOLIRONG 13046, WIND 12562,
and WRINKLED 12667.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
OUT OF STYLE (72-12669) BASH BROS CLOTHES II
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes