DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/01/2003 Duedate: 07/28/2003
ERINIKA ARENA
DM-73 TURN-135
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PUNCH DRUNK
WAY TO GO! II (346)
(73-3836) [16-4-2,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PUNCH DRUNK VROCK
WAY TO GO! II (346) BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544)
(73-3836) [16-4-2,121] (73-4771) [5-1-0,81]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MOONSTONE F. D. A.
FLAMING FIST (65) HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
(73-703) [22-19-0,104] (73-4801) [1-1-0,10]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WAY TO GO! II (346) 56
2. THE WAR WIZARDS (440) 32 THE BULLS (43)
3. ODIN'S CHOSEN (488) 31 Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S VOMIT (127) 28
5. PEACE MAKERS (493) 28 BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*EASTERN HORDE VII (534) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 SATAN'S VOMIT (127) 11 4 1
2/ 2*BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544) 6 1 0 85.7 2/ 5*FEMME FATALE (507) 11 4 1
3- 3*BIMBO BRIGADE 4 (483) 10 4 0 71.4 3/ 2 WAY TO GO! II (346) 11 4 0
4- 4*M*A*S*H (413) 11 5 0 68.8 4/ 7 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488) 9 5 1
5/ 5 THE BULLS (43) 128 65 8 66.3 5/ 8 DHOOMZDEY (486) 8 6 0
6- 6*BAD BREAKS (444) 9 5 0 64.3 6/ 3 MAGIC MAYHEM (485) 8 7 0
7/ 7 MAGIC MAYHEM (485) 31 19 2 62.0 7/26 PEACE MAKERS (493) 7 4 1
8/ 9 WAY TO GO! II (346) 89 56 6 61.4 8/11 THE WAR WIZARDS (440) 7 8 1
9-11*TEAM FRIED (512) 6 4 0 60.0 9/12 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 7 8 0
10/ 8 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387) 35 25 1 58.3 10/14*HORS DE COMBAT (539) 7 8 0
11-13 BLOOD LUST (499) 44 32 2 57.9 11/20 BLOOD OF KINGS (107) 6 4 1
12/12 RISING SUN (515) 107 78 5 57.8 12- 6 BILBO'S BUDDIES (550) 6 4 0
13/15*DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497) 20 15 0 57.1 13/22 PERFECTION QUEST I (513) 6 7 0
14/20 HERE COME THE SCUM (517) 35 28 1 55.6 14/10 ALPHABET SOUP (39) 6 9 0
15-16*KIWI CONNECTION (406) 5 4 0 55.6 15/ 9*DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497) 5 1 0
16-19 BILBO'S BUDDIES (550) 151 122 3 55.3 16/ 4 DRAKE'S LODGE (126) 5 7 0
17/17 DHOOMZDEY (486) 43 35 3 55.1 17-19 WEISS MACHT (496) 4 3 1
18/18 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 362 295 30 55.1 18/16 HERE COME THE SCUM (517) 4 3 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/14 DRAKE'S LODGE (126) 50 41 2 54.9 19/18 FLAMING FIST (65) 4 5 0
20-21 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183) 111 92 11 54.7 20-15*BIMBO BRIGADE 4 (483) 3 1 0
21-22*ARABIAN KNIGHTS (459) 6 5 0 54.5 21/53 THE INANIMATES (514) 3 1 0
22/24 GARDEN GUMBIES (3) 143 124 10 53.6 22-28 BLOOD LUST (499) 3 2 0
23-23 LED ZEPPELIN (465) 46 40 0 53.5 23/24 RISING SUN (515) 3 3 0
24/27*FEMME FATALE (507) 23 20 2 53.5 24/36 GARDEN GUMBIES (3) 3 4 1
25/30 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488) 44 39 3 53.0 25/23 GNOSTIK (462) 3 4 0
26/28 PEACE MAKERS (493) 39 35 3 52.7 26/27 FOUND IN THE SAND (299) 3 4 0
27/26 ALPHABET SOUP (39) 114 104 8 52.3 27-13 LED ZEPPELIN (465) 3 7 0
28-29 SRETSAMLEUD II (516) 55 51 4 51.9 28-21 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510) 3 7 0
29-31*WARLORDS (452) 6 6 1 50.0 29-30*EASTERN HORDE (365) 2 0 0
30/47*SUPERSTITION MTN. (388) 4 4 0 50.0 30-31*M*A*S*H (413) 2 0 0
31/54*PERFECTION QUEST (34) 3 3 0 50.0 31-39*TEAM FRIED (512) 2 0 0
32/33 PERFECTION QUEST I (513) 34 36 3 48.6 32-40*EASTERN HORDE VII (534) 2 0 0
33/32 FOUND IN THE SAND (299) 47 50 1 48.5 33/50*BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544) 2 0 0
34-34 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510) 50 55 6 47.6 34-43*KIWI CONNECTION (406) 2 1 0
35/44 SATAN'S VOMIT (127) 26 29 3 47.3 35-41 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183) 2 1 0
36-38 STORM TROOP (537) 29 33 2 46.8 36-42*SHADOWLORDS (552) 2 2 0
37/41 BLOOD OF KINGS (107) 56 64 2 46.7 37-44 DARK FORCE RISING (377) 2 2 0
38/36 FLAMING FIST (65) 110 127 12 46.4 38-46*BAD BREAKS (444) 2 2 0
39-40*PEACE KEEPERS (492) 6 7 0 46.2 39-25*DAUGHTERS OF DARKN (363) 2 3 1
40/37 THE BEGINNING (355) 101 118 6 46.1 40/47 THE BULLS (43) 2 4 0
41/43 THE INANIMATES (514) 137 164 10 45.5 41-38 BLACK & BLUE (412) 2 4 0
42-42*DEMONIC (520) 14 17 2 45.2 42/17 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387) 2 4 0
43/53*HORS DE COMBAT (539) 9 11 0 45.0 43-32*DEMONIC (520) 1 0 0
44/39 GNOSTIK (462) 22 28 3 44.0 44-48*PEACE KEEPERS (492) 1 0 0
45-45 DARK FORCE RISING (377) 15 20 0 42.9 45/55*PERFECTION QUEST (34) 1 2 0
46-46*FORGOTTEN GODS (451) 3 4 0 42.9 46-54 SRETSAMLEUD II (516) 1 2 0
47/48 THE WAR WIZARDS (440) 34 46 3 42.5 47-35 STORM TROOP (537) 1 2 0
48-50 WEISS MACHT (496) 37 51 2 42.0 48/58*SUPERSTITION MTN. (388) 1 2 0
49-51*DAUGHTERS OF DARKN (363) 8 12 1 40.0 49-33*FORGOTTEN GODS (451) 1 3 0
50-56 BLACK & BLUE (412) 11 18 0 37.9 50/37*THE BLACK ROSE (526) 1 8 0
51/52*THE BLACK ROSE (526) 6 12 1 33.3 51/29 THE BEGINNING (355) 1 13 1
52-58*KINGS OF PEACE (489) 2 4 1 33.3 52-34*ARABIAN KNIGHTS (459) 0 3 0
53-60*EASTERN HORDE (365) 5 11 0 31.3 53-63*WARLORDS (452) 0 2 0
54-62*SHADOWLORDS (552) 6 15 0 28.6 54-62*GROUCHY GOLEMS (460) 0 2 0
55-65*GROUCHY GOLEMS (460) 0 2 0 0.0 55-65*KINGS OF PEACE (489) 0 1 0
56-66*HIGHLANDER (408) 0 1 0 0.0 56-64*HIGHLANDER (408) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Turf War Alliance Standings
1. Fascist Federation 96- 86-7 52.8%
2. EPA 145-130-4 52.7%
3. TAFKAMOTO 50- 47-1 51.6%
4. Manics Depressant 72- 71-5 50.4%
5. Amalgamation 20- 21-1 48.8%
6. Vendetta Cartel 131-146-4 47.3%
7. The Company 26- 39-1 40%
Asmo -- If I'm able to attend the next Turf War then I will offer a prize for the
alliance with the most wins.
Heathen Hatebred
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* * * * TW2 #8 * * *
As we slowly advance on the end of this war, I'd like to make a couple
announcements and address a few concerns:
Bapho + Huld -- Yes, your spy report mentions WERE scored! They're figured into
the team's points: Huld -- 8, Gondul +8, SRM +5! Do your math; I do mine!
There are rumors that there *MAY* be some cool prizes for TW3 donated by The
Gladiatorial folks! Stay tuned...I'll share info as I receive it.
Now, for something a little different...scores this time will be listed only for
teams that fought...though a list of teams + champs will be included.
1425 (+141) EPA -- Crip -- 3 Honors
Crip +22 (+286)
The Bulls, Bull Market +14 ( +92)
Alphabet Soup, None +2 ( -1)
Worldwide Gore, Red Hot Chili Papa +6 (+199)
DF - Things George Does, Tortures Toes
Assur +2 (+111)
Found In Sand, None +2 (+111)
The Mun +63 (+146)
Black + Blue, Blue Blood +12 ( +10)
Kiwi Connection , Wanstead +39 ( +31)
M*A*S*H, Hot Lips +8 ( +49)
Bad Brakes, Great One +4 ( +22)
DF - My 1st Words - Bed Time Buddies - Family
Tree, Gossip Girl
Spawn +50 (+216)
Way To Go II, Asphyxiate +31 (+175)
Rising Sun, Gai-Jin +19 ( +41)
Mannequin +4 (+46)
Perfection Quest, Mighty Cut-Up -8 ( +18)
" " II, Saionji +12 ( +28)
1021 (+8) Compruns
1013 (+11) Fascist Federation -- Fizban -- No Honors
Fizban -52 (+286)
Magic Mayhem, Prizmatyk Wahl +16 (+108)
Dhooomzdey, None -10 (+140)
War Wizards, Oracle O'ryan -26 ( +38)
Heathen +47 (+161)
Odin's Chosen, Mannaz Thorsson +47 (+137)
DF - Storm Troop, Heilstorm
Staghorn DF -- Frey's Faithful
Red Raven +16 (+6)
Hors de Combat, None +16 ( +16)
DF - Cross'em
738 (+37) Manics Depressant -- Goat -- No Honors
Goat +10 (+210)
Weiss Macht, None 0 ( +36)
Peace makers, Justice +10 ( +89)
DF -- Gnostik -- Fallen Ones, Bahbad -- Demonic
-- Here Come The Scum -- Kings Of Peace, Love
-- Peace Keppers, Patience -- Peace Bringers,
Joy -- Duelmasters, Ed Schoonover
Muscle Bum -- DF -- Assassini, Deceiver -- The
Corps, The General -- Outcasts, Thrax
Phat Phat -- DF -- Sretsamleud -- Sretsamleud II,
Wolb Demia
Angel +27 (+32)
Femme Fatale, None +27 ( +32)
738 (+46) MOTO -- Drake -- No Honors
Drake +46 (+27)
Drakes Lodge, None +16 ( +90)
Drake Television Buffet -2 ( +22)
Satan's Vomit, Undead Cockroach +32 ( -85)
605 (+8) Vendetta Cartel -- CFH -- 3 Honors
CFH -- DF -- Cartel 4 Life -- Cowboys From Hell,
Astro, Firehawk +62 (+128)
Flaming Fist, None +15 ( +20)
Garden Gumbies, Blind Banana +34 ( +70)
Blood Of King, Gilles le Breton +13 ( +38)
Horus One Eye -45 (-62)
Led Zeppelin, Kashmir -21 ( +29)
Bimbo Brigade 4, Kim Basinger -14 ( -61)
Bilbo's Buddies, Arwen Undomiel -10 ( -3)
DF -- X-Men III, Dark Phoenix -- Bimbo Brigade,
Britney Spears -- Bimbo Brigade 5, Alicia Silverstone
Abraxis -- DF -- Primal Power -- Blood Lust --
Nosferatu -- The Makers, Nommo
Master Darque -16 (+18)
Darque Forces VIII, Pixie Blight -16 ( +27)
DF -- Darqu4e Forces II, Dixie -- Darque Forces,
Darkseid -- Darque Forces VII, Gohon
Apex -- DF -- Nostalgia, Gary Gnu
517 (-41) Amalgamation -- Blackwind -- No Honors
Blackwind -41 (+17)
Forgotten Gods, Talos -41 ( -42)
DF -- Warlords, Sir Rhawn D'Ilchant -- Fraternal
Greeks, Geta -- roman Legion -- Love Letters,
E-Four Letter Words, Abed -- Arabian Knights,
Jim -- Grouchy Golems, Cory -- Duey, Skruem &
Howe, I
ma Hogg
502 (DF) Manic Union -- Skullagrim
Skullagrim -- Einherjar, Iormangondar -- Einherjar
II, Einherjar III
31 OP -- Acronemesis, Pound Into Ground
491 (DF) Association -- Sungod
Sungod -- Sadists F2F IV, DA
Darth Josh -- Sith Lords, Darth Aggravation
Dark Spirit -- Immortal Power
Necron 99 -- Quasi-Legal Oops, Super Striker
445 (+4) The Company -- Baphomet -- No Honors
Baphomet -- DF -- Dog Soldiers, Sequoyah -- Dog
Soldiers II, Sheltowee -- Dog Soldiers II, Death Stalker
Fahkry -- DF -- Serpent Society, Ran
Asmo Dius +4 (-13)
Baatanar'ritezu V, Vrock +4 ( +4)
DF -- 'ritezu, Andramelockamon -- 'ritez 2, Amducias -- 'ritez 3, Astaroth
Suiside -- Df -- Team Fried, Bud
Ok, folks, there's the score. We had several 32 point fights last turn:
Sacha's win over Oracle O'ryan, Blind Banana's slaughter of Phamynn, Mannaz Thorson's
defeat of Pixie Blight, and Wansteads win vs. Talos. Still no 128 point fight,
though Blind Banana has a chance at it!
'Til next time.
Bloody Sands!
Asmo Dius, TCB
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---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 468): TREMERE of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 466): LIFE SENTANCE of THE LAWMEN (?, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 462): DIRT KNAP of UNKNOWNS XX (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 463): MANAGER TC'S of IT'S JUST WRONG (LHI, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 461): COL SALOMON of 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X. Frothingslosh)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 460): STEERFORTH of GO TO THE DICKENS! (Reverend Boz,
acting mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 229): SHAWINIGAN SMURF of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 452): MR. YUCK of THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 227): GRIFFIN of MYTH (Lightbringer, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 448): LIGHTNING of HARBINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 33 ANASAZI (turn 446): SLUGWORTH of WILLY WONKA INC. (Distorted, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 439): FINN of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 403): SUNGOD DESIGNED ME of WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 205): DEBBIE DAHMER of MORDRED'S MADMEN (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 199): JUMBO MUMBO of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 186): CLOUDS AWAY of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 327): HAIRY TUB of MY BATHROOM (Nuln, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 307): VLADIMIR TALTOS of BLACK PEARL (Dr. Guts, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 134): PUNCH DRUNK of WAY TO GO! II (Spawn, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 353): GNU WORLD ORDER of HELPLESS ANIMALS from WILLAF (
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 468): none
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 466): ARENA FELINES II (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 462): UNKNOWNS XX (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 463): WAY OF THE BLADE 1 (Vhagar, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 461): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 460): CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 229): IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 452): THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 227): THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 448): THE STORMLORDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 33 ANASAZI (turn 446): WHEN DOGMA FAILS (Prophet, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 439): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 403): MEDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 204): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 199): SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 186): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 327): GENERAL SURGERY (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 307): BLACK PEARL (Dr. Guts, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 134): none
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 353): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 468): INDIGO of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 465): WILD BILL of THE LAWMEN (?, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 462): IMA MAROON of COLOR ME (Ghoti, mgr.)
GINGER BROWN of COLOR ME (Ghoti, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 461): TY BRINSON of LO' DOWN (Cayl Reed, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 460): STEERFORTH of GO TO THE DICKENS! (Reverend Boz,
acting mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 229): SHAWINIGAN SMURF of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
BILLY LILLY of DODGE BULLETS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
(turn 228): NIGHTSHADE of CRYPT KNIGHTS (?, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 227): GRIFFIN of MYTH (Lightbringer, mgr.)
DM 33 ANASAZI (turn 446): SLUGWORTH of WILLY WONKA INC. (Distorted, mgr.)
(turn 445): DRY KEG of JOYS OF BOOZE (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 439): FINN of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 185): DR. NO-NOOKIE of MASTER BLASTERS (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 133): KAMIKAZE of WAY TO GO! II (Spawn, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Erinika,
Well well well...a very eventful turn. I fully expected to have been hit by a Phamyn
and be out for the count last turn. Fortunately for me, and phatally for Phamyn,
that didn't happen. Commiserations, Dhoomzdey, on the loss of a fine warrior....
In addition, my own mate Banzai fell to a Prince. To be honest, he'd surpassed all
expectations and I'm not overly surprised by the result. (What do you expect with
very little endurance, very frail and a 7 will??? Oh, tremendous damage doing
helped!!) Still, I think a friend is hoping to choke an apology out of the Prince
for the sake of honour.
I'm expecting my invite after this turn (if I'm still alive, that is) and then a well
deserved retirement. But more on that next cycle, if I make it!!
Until then, good-bye....
Punch Drunk
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ERINIKA? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. If The Swinging Aardvark is buying
drinks for PEACE MAKERS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A
3-2-0 makes for a big thirst. Oh, this is too good to be true! DRAKE'S LODGE has
fallen to 16th place after going 1-4-0 this turn. Who's bragging now? With any
luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join THE INANIMATES' celebration
over their good record this turn. 21st place, not bad. If The Swinging Aardvark is
buying drinks for GARDEN GUMBIES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before
long. A 2-1-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging
Aardvark and join BAATANAR'RITEZU V's celebration over their good record this turn.
33rd place, not bad. Look out below! COWBOYS FROM HELL is on the way down, falling
to 42nd from 17th with a 0-2-0! Ha ha ha ha! Why not, I'm having a good day, so I
feel sorry for THE BLACK ROSE, who went 0-3-0 and dropped 13 into 50th. Here's my
pity, for what it's worth. Look out below! THE BEGINNING is on the way down,
falling to 51st from 29th with a 0-4-0! Ha ha ha ha! Now let's all watch ODIN'S
CHOSEN's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk,
big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see TAL QUAZAR win a fight and
gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, TAL QUAZAR beat KING RAT and KING RAT lost 17
points. You're breakin' my heart. PUNCH DRUNK TV challenged SUNGLASSES for
ERINIKA's Title this turn, and guess what happened? And if variety is the spice of
life, ERINIKA may be getting bland, as PUNCH DRUNK stays top dog in the city.
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys
win their fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. ODIN'S CHOSEN, I suppose you'll be glad to know you
were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And
it looks like ALPHABET SOUP avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, MIGHTY CUT-UP was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. I notice JUSTICE
challenging down 18 points to fight MONGOL HORDE, PEACE MAKERS doubtless has some
rotten excuse for such an insult to honor. And sorry to say, JUSTICE won victory
over MONGOL HORDE, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd. I think exploitive snob is
the term I'm looking for. EKON O'LOGE was challenged by one of ODIN'S CHOSEN's
warriors this turn, with GEBO GUNGNIRSON having a lead of 25 points going into the
fight. Question now is, will ERINIKA accept this sort of tacky behavior? GEBO
GUNGNIRSON beating EKON O'LOGE. The insult, the....yech! Now look at this. SUSIE
challenged down 19 against DHOOMZDEY's AYN THRAKS. What a weasel! And golly gee,
SUSIE dealt death to AYN THRAKS. Aren't we all surprised and impressed? I notice
ATHENA challenging down 20 points to fight UNRULY PEASANT, FEMME FATALE doubtless has
some rotten excuse for such an insult to honor. Question now is, will ERINIKA accept
this sort of tacky behavior? ATHENA beating UNRULY PEASANT. The insult,
the....yech! I guess I can give a little credit to MANNAZ THORSSON of ODIN'S CHOSEN
for challenging up by 24 to GILLES LE BRETON. MANNAZ THORSSON lost to get 83 points
of recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but
I'll be glad to see ASPHYXIATE and WAY TO GO! II at The Swinging Aardvark tonight
celebrating their bloodfeud victory over PRINCE RAESENE. It's about time BLIND
BANANA got beat for picking on warriors like DHETHE. Bravo, DHOOMZDEY. See you at
The Swinging Aardvark. A big yahoo goes out to I.O.U. this turn, for revenging
ALPHABET SOUP's bloodfeud against THE WAR WIZARDS' warrior MEGA MAGE. Heh, heh, heh.
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds
of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUNCH DRUNK 3836 16 4 2 121 WAY TO GO! II (346)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUSTICE 4299 11 7 0 111 PEACE MAKERS (493)
GAI-JIN 4507 14 7 0 109 RISING SUN (515)
GILLES LE BRETON 1111 15 9 0 108 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
MOONSTONE 703 22 19 0 104 FLAMING FIST (65)
GUNGNIR 4267 9 8 0 104 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
-A BOMB IN A BULL 503 16 8 1 101 THE BULLS (43)
-BASE ON BULLS 3101 16 6 2 97 THE BULLS (43)
-KASHMIR 4103 12 6 0 97 LED ZEPPELIN (465)
SUNGLASSES 3223 10 8 1 94 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
-ARWEN UNDOMIEL 4816 21 7 0 92 BILBO'S BUDDIES (550)
I.O.U. 450 23 20 0 91 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-EUROPEAN HAND BULL 3099 18 11 0 91 THE BULLS (43)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DHETHE 4258 10 6 0 89 DHOOMZDEY (486)
CROSS CZECH 4008 10 5 1 87 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
ABSURD APPLE 2387 16 16 1 84 GARDEN GUMBIES (3)
MANNAZ THORSSON 4269 10 8 1 83 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
VROCK 4771 5 1 0 81 BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544)
PHETHER PHAHL 4251 8 2 1 80 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
-CALISTA 3244 5 3 0 80 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
MONGOL HORDE 4001 10 8 3 79 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
RED HOT CHILE PAPA 3358 18 7 1 77 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
BLIND BANANA 3487 10 8 1 77 GARDEN GUMBIES (3)
TAL QUAZAR 1113 12 12 0 75 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
-BIG LEG WOMAN 4106 10 6 0 74 LED ZEPPELIN (465)
GINSU GURU 869 14 17 4 73 FLAMING FIST (65)
PRIZMATYK WAHL 4252 7 3 0 72 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
PRINCE RAESENE 1115 13 11 2 71 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
YANKEE DOODLE 3605 13 10 0 69 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PIXIE BLIGHT 4427 10 10 0 69 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YRRAP LATOT 4523 14 8 1 66 SRETSAMLEUD II (516)
HANNIBAL 3498 14 12 1 66 WAY TO GO! II (346)
ASPHYXIATE 3830 14 6 0 66 WAY TO GO! II (346)
HOPE 4295 4 2 1 66 PEACE MAKERS (493)
-WOLB DEMIA 4529 12 11 0 65 SRETSAMLEUD II (516)
CONAN THE PILLOWMAN 768 13 21 0 63 FLAMING FIST (65)
THE BHAUM 4256 11 5 0 63 DHOOMZDEY (486)
LADDIE BUG 3851 7 5 0 63 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
TOMBSTONE 870 12 19 4 62 FLAMING FIST (65)
-SACHA 4422 9 12 2 62 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510)
-LIGHTNING 4723 8 6 1 61 STORM TROOP (537)
ATF 4535 8 5 0 61 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
-REHSALS 4530 11 11 2 60 SRETSAMLEUD II (516)
DEA 4533 9 4 0 58 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
UNDEADCOCKROACH 1422 8 4 1 58 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
KASENKO 4445 10 5 1 57 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
-DREAMS OF GREEN 3905 10 3 0 57 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
LOUEN LEONCOEUR 1112 7 17 0 57 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MICHAEL ROELE 1114 9 15 0 56 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
FORSETI ODINSON 4265 10 8 0 55 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
-BLUE BLOOD 3657 5 5 0 55 BLACK & BLUE (412)
SAIONJI 4447 8 3 0 54 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
ANGLE 4333 7 2 0 54 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
-MANIC FUHRER 4321 13 6 0 53 WEISS MACHT (496)
KING RAT 4508 11 12 0 53 RISING SUN (515)
-NOSFERATU 4344 5 4 0 52 BLOOD LUST (499)
SCUMMED 2 DEATH 1410 9 8 0 51 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
KNITTED AFGHAN 4123 6 6 3 51 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
KANTRYP 4403 6 3 0 50 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
-CONSPIRACY THEORY 4423 9 3 1 49 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510)
CHARITY 4300 8 7 0 49 PEACE MAKERS (493)
F.U.B.A.R. 4196 7 4 0 48 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-BLIZZARD 4717 6 8 1 48 STORM TROOP (537)
MEGA MAGE 3916 5 2 1 48 THE WAR WIZARDS (440)
-KELLY BUNDY 4237 6 1 0 47 BIMBO BRIGADE 4 (483)
EVE 3232 11 7 0 46 THE BEGINNING (355)
-HEILSTORM 4721 9 3 0 46 STORM TROOP (537)
-SMOKERING 4814 7 6 0 46 BILBO'S BUDDIES (550)
ASTRO 3490 6 8 1 46 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387)
-REHSAB 4527 9 8 0 45 SRETSAMLEUD II (516)
-LAMIA 4343 4 4 1 45 BLOOD LUST (499)
SCARFACE 3491 9 5 0 44 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387)
-MAGGUS 4468 8 7 0 44 THE INANIMATES (514)
PERALTA TRAIL 3494 4 4 0 44 SUPERSTITION MTN. (388)
-ABALACH-RE 4430 8 13 1 43 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510)
WHAHL OF PHORSE 4248 5 5 1 43 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
HIDEBOUND CORPSE 4739 4 0 0 43 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
-GREAT ONE 3933 4 3 0 42 BAD BREAKS (444)
-TORTURES TOES 3906 10 3 0 41 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
BRUNHILDA 4268 9 5 2 40 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
-GREATER ONE 3935 5 2 0 40 BAD BREAKS (444)
LIBERTY 4302 8 8 1 39 PEACE MAKERS (493)
-PUDGE 3606 7 4 0 39 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387)
-SCROD ENVY 4424 9 3 1 37 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510)
BULL MARKET 4124 7 4 1 37 THE BULLS (43)
SILHOUETTE 4464 4 6 0 37 THE INANIMATES (514)
-BUSHWICK BILL 3492 10 3 0 36 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387)
BOP 4538 9 5 0 36 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FRISBEE 3098 8 6 0 36 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
BURIED TREASURE 4264 7 3 0 36 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
VARGA 4278 5 2 0 36 GNOSTIK (462)
A POCK O' LIPS 4254 6 6 0 35 DHOOMZDEY (486)
BULL FROG 4547 5 3 0 35 THE BULLS (43)
KAT 4396 6 2 0 34 FEMME FATALE (507)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FIENDS 4335 6 1 0 33 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
ORACLE O'RYAN 3913 6 4 0 33 THE WAR WIZARDS (440)
-BOLG 4813 5 5 0 33 BILBO'S BUDDIES (550)
-KIM BASINGER 4240 4 3 0 33 BIMBO BRIGADE 4 (483)
-HOT LIPS 3660 7 1 0 32 M*A*S*H (413)
RED RUEPHIN 4443 5 3 0 32 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
-WANSTEAD 3628 4 4 0 32 KIWI CONNECTION (406)
-BLACK EYE 3654 3 6 0 31 BLACK & BLUE (412)
-REMORHAZ 4698 2 0 0 31 EASTERN HORDE VII (534)
-BLACK BOOK 3658 3 7 0 30 BLACK & BLUE (412)
-JIM 4074 2 1 0 29 ARABIAN KNIGHTS (459)
TRITE TROWEL 3604 5 9 1 28 GARDEN GUMBIES (3)
GEBO GUNGNIRSON 4352 5 3 0 28 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
-HEARTBREAKER 4357 5 2 0 28 LED ZEPPELIN (465)
-AZZO 4346 4 5 0 28 BLOOD LUST (499)
BELEIF 4800 3 0 0 28 GNOSTIK (462)
DUHNG B. TELL 4877 2 0 1 28 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
SUSIE 4399 5 3 1 27 FEMME FATALE (507)
MIGHTY CUT-UP 317 3 3 0 27 PERFECTION QUEST (34)
CALL ME TRINITY 4737 4 0 0 26 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
ATHENA 4872 3 0 0 26 FEMME FATALE (507)
I.R.S. 4629 3 3 0 25 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
ARROGANT ORACLE 4630 2 3 0 25 THE WAR WIZARDS (440)
WIMPY WARLOCK 4809 2 2 0 25 THE WAR WIZARDS (440)
THE BIG BANG 4873 1 1 1 25 THE BEGINNING (355)
-HELLO KITTY 4596 4 1 0 24 EASTERN HORDE (365)
VANISH 4633 3 2 0 24 THE INANIMATES (514)
-NOELA 4593 3 2 0 24 BLOOD LUST (499)
-BUD 4438 3 0 0 24 TEAM FRIED (512)
-BUFFET 4334 2 5 0 24 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAITH 4297 5 5 0 23 PEACE MAKERS (493)
ARCHIE O'GARR 4627 3 2 0 23 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
E.P.A. 4534 2 2 0 23 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
-ANGRBOTHA 4317 5 6 1 22 WEISS MACHT (496)
-SUCKS DIRT 4044 4 3 0 22 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
-MILLENNIA 4601 3 2 1 22 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
-SMAUGVILLE 4591 2 2 0 22 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
-HELLA 4314 2 2 0 21 WEISS MACHT (496)
-HELL WARDEN 4715 2 0 0 21 DEMONIC (520)
-NANA KOOT 4713 2 1 0 21 DEMONIC (520)
-SCRODS 4336 3 4 0 20 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
LYTENING BOLT 4358 5 4 0 19 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
-KINJIRU 4504 3 3 0 19 RISING SUN (515)
JORJA 4397 4 5 1 18 FEMME FATALE (507)
-DANCIN' SCARECROW 4466 4 6 0 18 THE INANIMATES (514)
-PIRC 4524 4 1 0 18 SRETSAMLEUD II (516)
-SIR RHAWN D'ILCHANT 4040 1 1 0 18 WARLORDS (452)
-MINNET 4448 4 5 0 17 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
-PATIENCE 4292 4 1 0 17 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
-GLITNER 4637 1 2 0 17 WEISS MACHT (496)
MOE TELSYX 4442 4 4 0 16 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
-BAEL 4567 3 4 0 16 DEMONIC (520)
FRISIAN 4635 3 3 0 16 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GOHON 4415 3 2 0 16 DARQUE FORCES VII (509)
-HUNNICUTT 3662 3 1 0 16 M*A*S*H (413)
-THRAWN 3922 2 1 0 16 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
-KRUN 4037 3 1 1 15 WARLORDS (452)
-DRAYSON 3363 3 6 0 15 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
GLORIA 4400 3 6 0 15 FEMME FATALE (507)
-KINDNESS 4291 1 1 0 15 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
-FREEDOM 4274 1 0 0 15 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
-HEIMDALL 4850 2 2 0 14 SHADOWLORDS (552)
-WISDOM 4275 1 0 1 14 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
-GENTLENESS 4293 1 1 0 14 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
BOARRING B. TELL 4876 2 0 0 13 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
-SHADOW LORD 4848 1 3 0 13 SHADOWLORDS (552)
-D'YER MAK'ER 4797 1 2 0 13 LED ZEPPELIN (465)
KAREL PROSEK 4712 2 2 0 12 FLAMING FIST (65)
-STING 4871 1 1 0 12 BILBO'S BUDDIES (550)
-ADAM 4648 1 3 0 12 THE BEGINNING (355)
SOLOMON 4088 2 4 1 11 GNOSTIK (462)
P.D.Q. 4628 2 5 0 11 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-TWO BREAKFASTS 4879 1 0 0 11 BILBO'S BUDDIES (550)
PINCH HITTER 4911 1 0 0 11 WAY TO GO! II (346)
SABER 4671 2 3 1 10 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
HYDROGEN 4647 1 4 0 10 THE BEGINNING (355)
F. D. A. 4801 1 1 0 10 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
-TALOS 4033 1 1 0 10 FORGOTTEN GODS (451)
-TALONA 4034 1 0 0 10 FORGOTTEN GODS (451)
-KARATIA 3624 1 0 0 10 KIWI CONNECTION (406)
-SMOKED 4542 1 0 0 10 TEAM FRIED (512)
-MARIUS 4592 2 3 0 9 BLOOD LUST (499)
-THA 4073 2 1 0 9 ARABIAN KNIGHTS (459)
-BA 4071 2 1 0 9 ARABIAN KNIGHTS (459)
-CRANKED 4649 1 1 0 9 TEAM FRIED (512)
-PAIN MISTRESS 4582 1 1 0 9 DEMONIC (520)
DIXIE CUP 4910 1 0 0 9 WAY TO GO! II (346)
-DUNCAN 3634 0 1 0 9 HIGHLANDER (408)
-RED SNAPPER 4669 2 2 0 8 LED ZEPPELIN (465)
-SVAN 3361 2 1 0 7 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
MONAD 4636 1 1 1 7 GNOSTIK (462)
-THORSON 4716 1 3 1 7 WEISS MACHT (496)
Q.A. 4401 1 3 1 7 GNOSTIK (462)
ADAM ANT 4670 1 4 0 7 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
FAUX PAS 4867 1 2 0 7 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
-LUCIA 4726 0 1 0 7 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
-TORVE 3364 1 3 0 6 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
-THE GATEKEEPER 4849 1 3 0 6 SHADOWLORDS (552)
BESS TWESTURN 4869 1 0 0 6 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
-HUTJIN 4770 1 0 0 6 BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544)
-BLACK TOM 4039 1 2 0 5 WARLORDS (452)
-POPS A CORK 4395 1 2 0 5 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
-ACID 4544 1 1 0 5 TEAM FRIED (512)
-RAGNA ROK 4624 1 2 0 5 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
-LOGAN EBONWOLFE 4036 1 2 0 5 WARLORDS (452)
-FASCIST FREAK 4719 1 2 0 5 STORM TROOP (537)
-BLAKE 4179 1 1 0 4 M*A*S*H (413)
-TYMORA 4031 1 1 0 4 FORGOTTEN GODS (451)
-DREADNAUGHT 3365 0 4 0 4 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
-BUSHIDO 4501 0 3 0 3 RISING SUN (515)
EKON O'LOGE 4878 0 2 0 3 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
-CORY 4076 0 1 0 3 GROUCHY GOLEMS (460)
-'ALIF 4070 0 2 0 2 ARABIAN KNIGHTS (459)
-MUMBLES MCGREW 4625 0 2 0 2 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
-REST IN PEACE 4290 0 2 0 2 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
-GOODNESS 4289 0 2 0 2 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOT ROD 4623 0 2 0 2 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
-ANTAIA 4714 0 2 0 2 DEMONIC (520)
-TRUTH 4272 0 2 0 2 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
UNRULY PEASANT 4874 0 2 0 2 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
ENFANT TERRIBLE 4875 0 2 0 2 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
M.I.A. 4912 0 1 0 1 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-BERT 4075 0 1 0 1 GROUCHY GOLEMS (460)
-TORM 4035 0 1 0 1 FORGOTTEN GODS (451)
-STONED 4543 0 1 0 1 TEAM FRIED (512)
-BEACH BUM 4522 0 1 0 1 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
-HOLINESS 4273 0 1 0 1 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
-LOVE 4276 0 1 0 1 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
S.N.A.F.U. 4326 4 4 0 ALPHABET SOUP 39 MEGA MAGE 3916 134 JUST REV
PINPOINT 4882 0 1 0 THE BEGINNING 355 SNORL ONE-HAND 25 135 NONE
THE EARTH 3146 14 12 1 THE BEGINNING 355 PHAMYNN 4255 131 NONE
THE BIG BANG 4327 3 4 0 THE BEGINNING 355 BRUNHILDA 4268 134
AYN THRAKS 4855 0 3 0 DHOOMZDEY 486 SUSIE 4399 135
PHAMYNN 4255 7 4 2 DHOOMZDEY 486 BLIND BANANA 3487 134 JUST REV
WOARE 4257 6 7 1 DHOOMZDEY 486 PUNCH DRUNK 3836 132
GREEN EYES 4802 0 1 0 FEMME FATALE 507 SABER 4671 132 REVENGED
CRUSTY CORN 4795 1 1 0 GARDEN GUMBIES 3 DUHNG B. TELL 4877 134
KAOLIN 4452 6 5 1 PERFECTION QUEST 513 HOPE 4295 134
HOAR SFLIE 4441 2 4 0 SATAN'S VOMIT 127 MILLENNIA 4601 133 REVENGED
LORD SOTH 4852 0 1 0 SHADOWLORDS 552 THORSON 4716 133
WILLING WITCH 3912 3 8 0 THE WAR WIZARDS 440 SNENITH 22 135 NONE
MERLIN THE MAD 3908 7 5 0 THE WAR WIZARDS 440 SACHA 4422 131 REVENGED
BANZAI 4026 10 3 1 WAY TO GO! II 346 PRINCE RAESENE 1115 134 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Kim Basinger -- Sweetheart, you had me when you walked onto the sand. -- Archie
O'Garr
Glithar -- The trains almost make up for the loss. Almost. -- Archie O'Garr
I.R.S. -- I guess you audited me. -- Saber
Heartbreaker -- That wasn't fear you smelled. -- Ragna Rok
Fizban -- I'm really not this bad; of course, they say the same about Wagner...oh,
wait, I like Wagner. Anyhow, I'm waiting for your approval. -- Dollarbill, mgr.
Black Rose
Aussa...Assuran...Ass...whatever -- No, I didn't think a downchallenge would phase
anyone who goes to such lengths to keep the RSI typist on their toes. Regardless of
what Drake may think of you, I've just never approached the game that way. Guess
that's why you're 32nd and I'm 52nd. Didn't matter, either way. -- Saber
Minute -- I am a new fighter with a stable that has not been around a while. Thank
you for the skills. I just can't figure out why defense always wins against your
style. I was a little worried when Angel told me who I was fighting. Of course, I
also wonder if you do everything in a minute. -- Kat
Dyer Mak'er -- Did you really think you would outjump me with that weapon? You
really tried and that is all that counts. I recommend that you try a can opener next
time and we will chat after the wrestling. -- Athena
Arrogant Oracle -- I guess it was my fault that you lost to me, Duh. I am not that
bright but you were trying to hurt me real bad, why? Angel said it was just
practice. Next time I won't be using a blunted weapon. -- Jorja
Frisian -- Don't you love all that shiny blue metal. I sure do. What about my
weapon. I guess we are even--one win each. Good fight on your part. -- Gloria
Knitted Afghan -- Curses, you foiled a well laid plan for my stable. Do you give
class also on knitting? -- Susie
All -- Yes, I do think that I chose the right alliance. But I still have questions
on what is the perfect sized warrior? 10-14 for offensive, 3-9 for defense. I am
kinda stuck with the stable that I have, so until I can DA the garbage. If anyone
has any ideas or proven combinations this Angel would give some good words to the all
power, if you would share them with me. -- Angel In White
Assur -- Not to be argumentative but I think that a 21 WL makes any warrior better.
The differences, skillwise, between a 21 WT/17 WL BA and a 17 WT/21 WL are few. The
overall ATT base is the same. The 21 WT will be +2 Init overall while the 21 WL will
have a +2 decise advantage. Just a matter of preference, I guess. Overall WL does
more for a warrior than any other stat including death saves HT Pts, Endurance, not
to forget trains. -- CFH (Lunger Freak)
Michael Roele -- Good effort...unlucky.... (and thanks for breaking my poor run!) --
Asphyxiate
Sunglasses -- Well, a way better fight than last time makes it 1-1. Here's looking
for the best of three result this turn!!! I'm gunning for you again with an
unmodified strat; let's see what you got! -- Punchy
Black Eye -- Don't know whose idea the off-hand was...certainly not mine!! Still, an
experience mismatch for you, apologies for not teaching better. -- Hannibal
Gungnir -- Cheap down challenge...cheap win. -- King Rat
Red Hot Chile Papa -- Why don't you just give up, eh?? Please!! -- Gai-Jin
Asmo -- Greetings! Thoughts for TW3? How about ignoring Dark Arena challenges and
losses (not including wins). You know, the only time I have ever defeated the DA was
DA'ing graduates already slated for ADM. We should not score negatives worthless
gladiators, and holds back us broke-ass managers from developing more solid teams.
To meet the standard of proving the "Best Alliance," we should allow all alliances to
better themselves without penalty. Just a thought, but I believe it is a valid one.
Keep up the excellent work; your service has become a boon to all Alliances who have
thoroughly enjoyed the Turf Wars. -- Red Raven
P.S. Kind of sucks losing your own tourney, doesn't it? :)
Red Snapper -- "DRAW!" Is it safe to say that you were unaware of my Abilities?
Don't call me Fastest Fun in The West for nothin'. -- Call Me Trinity
Boarring B. Tell -- You live up to your name. -- Faux Pas
Mighty Cut-Up -- "........" -- Hidebound Corpse
All and Asmo -- After such deliberation and misgivings I am declaring HIDEBOUND
CORPSE as the Champion for Hors De Combat. Since I salvaged him from an old public
crypt, his race in undeterminable, although, anyone with the family name "Whosits" is
welcome to him if they can describe the design of weapon we found lodged in his
kidneys. -- RED RAVEN
Asmo -- Red Ruephin is the new champ for Drake's Lodge. -- Drake
Spawn -- Why thank you. If anyone's interested in following my further exploits, you
can currently find me killing old fogies in Home Guard. -- Uu Doewanakno
Assur -- Or lose them, depending on how pessimistic you're feeling at the moment. --
Drake
P.S. What do you call yourself a Delarquan for? ;-)
P.P.S. It's going to be hard for you to gain points for your team if your warriors
aren't fighting.
Huld -- Can we hate you for your halitosis? -- Drake
Millennia -- You don't last quite as long as your name, do you? -- Undeadcockroach
Scrod Envy -- Wow, your name is scarier than you are. -- Laddie
Eve -- It's so hard to find a woman that can last long enough to satisfy me. --
Scummed 2 Death
PDQ -- Oh surely you could have won faster than that. -- Moe
Adam -- Sorry, but you can't be first at everything. -- Red Ruephin
Willing Witch -- I know it's great for getting to those hard-to-reach places but you
might want to consider a smaller weapon. -- Adam Ant
Phether Phahl -- That's an odd-looking phether you've got in your hands. -- Angle
Crusty Corn -- Wow, were you fragile. -- Duhng B. Tell
Wimpy Warlock -- You dodge surprisingly well for a wimp. -- Ekon O' Lodge
Faux Pas -- That may have gone different had you been a real pas. -- Boarring B. Tell
30 May 2003
Duelmasters Friends and Friendly Foes -- I am returning to the United States for the
summer. Please direct any Snailmail to:
Devon Hagy
Open Skies Ministries
Att: Hammer
1515 E 7th St
Okmulgee, OK 74447
USA
Bro De is the founder and president of Open Skies Ministries [Prison Ministry] and a
newcomer to the world of Duelmasters. We minister together when I am in the area.
See you on the sands!
-- Daryl P Holloman aka Hammer
Flower Hammerz DM 28
Casino Hammerz DM 33
Fish Hammerz DM 54
3 June 2003
The Company of Brothers want to take this opportunity to formally introduce
ourselves to all players. Our play is NOT based on smack, rudeness, or anything less
than fair play (well...as fair as it gets!) and improving the knowledge base of the
game and the sharing of experimentation and information. We are not concerned with
personal politics, ideals, etc. We are players who enjoy the game.
Currently, our membership includes:
Asmo Dius, Baphomet, and Fahkry.
We wish to welcome our newest member...Suiside. May the gods smile upon you and
victory rest well on your team. Any who wish to join us may contact one of our
members for info.
4 June 2003
ANNOUNCING THE RETURN OF STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
The last Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse was one of the closest and most exciting
contests ever held in Alastari. Such an epic demands a sequel. Therefore, Master
Darque and Jack Wolfspider are pleased to announce the return of the Stormcrowe
Slaughterhouse.
Where? Stormcrowe DM 45 (slow). When? The Slaughterhouse returns on Turn 207,
due August 19. How can you get into the action? Bring a team (one per entrant
please) to arena 45 and announce your intention to join the contest in the Personals.
Rules: This time around the rules are very simple. Each warrior win against a
higher rated opponent (one or more points higher in the ratings) brings you 10
points, against even rated opponent 7 points, lower rated 5 points. Wins against
NPCs or by a warrior who downchallenges are worth 0 points. Points are doubled for
kills. All warriors in the arena whether participating in the Slaughterhouse or not
are fair game. Points are totaled weekly, and the contestant whose team has racked
up the most points at the end of 10 turns is declared Slaughterhouse Champion.
Prizes: To be announced; we're still talking with RSI about it. Figure it will
be something pretty good. But hey, who needs prizes when the honor of being
Slaughterhouse Champion awaits!
More info: Master Darque, MasterDarqueDM@aol.com, or Jack Wolfspider,
russtulp@aol.com. Or diplo Darque Forces (428) or Dynastic (433) in Arena 45.
26 June 2003
All -- Would you be willing to proxy my lunger Ganglare at the Face-to-Face? He's
fighting in the champions tourney. Thanks. Write: Michael Rogers #25335-013, PO
Box 6000, Florence, Co 81226 -- Skullagrim
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WILLING WITCH was dealt death by SNENITH in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PINPOINT was viciously butchered by SNORL ONE-HAND in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
SAIONJI was handily defeated by HOPE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
I.O.U. vanquished MEGA MAGE in a 2 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
DHETHE defeated BLIND BANANA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Bloodfeud match.
ASPHYXIATE won victory over PRINCE RAESENE in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
HYDROGEN was viciously subdued by BRUNHILDA in a 3 minute Bloodfeud match.
PUNCH DRUNK won victory over SUNGLASSES in a 1 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
JUSTICE vanquished MONGOL HORDE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MANNAZ THORSSON was savagely defeated by GILLES LE BRETON in a 2 minute fight.
GINSU GURU was beaten by VROCK in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
CROSS CZECH was subdued by MOONSTONE in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
PHETHER PHAHL demolished TOMBSTONE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RED HOT CHILE PAPA was overpowered by GUNGNIR in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PRIZMATYK WAHL won victory over CONAN THE PILLOWMAN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KANTRYP vanquished LIBERTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SCARFACE was devastated by HANNIBAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
LADDIE BUG savagely defeated F.U.B.A.R. in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
FORSETI ODINSON savagely defeated BULL MARKET in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
ATF devastated ORACLE O'RYAN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge bout.
DEA subdued WHAHL OF PHORSE in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
THE BHAUM slimly won victory over LOUEN LEONCOEUR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
A POCK O' LIPS was overpowered by KASENKO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
I.R.S. was defeated by KAT in a exciting 3 minute Challenge duel.
GEBO GUNGNIRSON savagely defeated EKON O'LOGE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ARCHIE O'GARR was beaten by BULL FROG in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PERALTA TRAIL handily defeated FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
VANISH won victory over KAREL PROSEK in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge bout.
BELEIF won victory over LYTENING BOLT in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
SOLOMON was overpowered by BURIED TREASURE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SUSIE assassinated AYN THRAKS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MOE TELSYX was savagely defeated by TRITE TROWEL in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ARROGANT ORACLE demolished ADAM ANT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge contest.
MONAD was savagely defeated by CALL ME TRINITY in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
ATHENA devastated UNRULY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DUHNG B. TELL overpowered GLORIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BOARRING B. TELL unbelievably bested P.D.Q. in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
SABER was overpowered by MIGHTY CUT-UP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GAI-JIN overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
YANKEE DOODLE was viciously subdued by ABSURD APPLE in a 3 minute veteran's match.
KING RAT was vanquished by TAL QUAZAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KNITTED AFGHAN overcame RED RUEPHIN in a 2 minute fight.
VARGA was bested by ANGLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
CHARITY overcame EVE in a 2 minute match.
BOP was overpowered by MICHAEL ROELE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASTRO was defeated by UNDEADCOCKROACH in a popular 4 minute duel.
SCUMMED 2 DEATH was outlasted by HIDEBOUND CORPSE in a 18 minute one-sided fray.
SILHOUETTE viciously subdued THE BIG BANG in a 4 minute brutal match.
FRISIAN overcame ENFANT TERRIBLE in a 1 minute bout.
JORJA was demolished by WIMPY WARLOCK in a 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
HOT ROD was overcome by FAUX PAS in a 2 minute amateur's contest.
E.P.A. overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
F. D. A. was luckily beaten by PINCH HITTER in a 7 minute novice's brawl.
Q.A. was luckily beaten by DIXIE CUP in a tiring 12 minute gory amateur's contest.
BESS TWESTURN won victory over M.I.A. in a popular 1 minute bloody novice's struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 WALL OF STEEL 70 - 50 - 3 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 16 TOTAL PARRY 155 - 117 - 3 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 56 - 51 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 23 - 2 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 58 - 59 - 4 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 79 - 94 - 3 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 LUNGING ATTACK 150 - 181 - 11 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-STRIKE 37 - 46 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 STRIKING ATTACK 118 - 147 - 9 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 78 - 6 39 |
Turn 135 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 7 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 7 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 11 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE PUNCH DRUNK 3836 16 4 2 121 WAY TO GO! II (346)
STRIKING ATTACK JUSTICE 4299 11 7 0 111 PEACE MAKERS (493)
LUNGING ATTACK GAI-JIN 4507 14 7 0 109 RISING SUN (515)
TOTAL PARRY GILLES LE BRETON 1111 15 9 0 108 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
PARRY-LUNGE MOONSTONE 703 22 19 0 104 FLAMING FIST (65)
BASHING ATTACK SUNGLASSES 3223 10 8 1 94 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
PARRY-STRIKE I.O.U. 450 23 20 0 91 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
WALL OF STEEL MANNAZ THORSSON 4269 10 8 1 83 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW VROCK 4771 5 1 0 81 BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544)
SLASHING ATTACK MONGOL HORDE 4001 10 8 3 79 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MOONSTONE 703. The most popular warrior this turn
was F. D. A. 4801. The ten other most popular fighters were FORSETI ODINSON 4265,
ASTRO 3490, ABSURD APPLE 2387, ANGLE 4333, BRUNHILDA 4268, MOONSTONE 703, LADDIE BUG
3851, LOUEN LEONCOEUR 1112, I.R.S. 4629, and I.O.U. 450.
The least popular fighter this week was HIDEBOUND CORPSE 4739. The other ten least
popular fighters were SCUMMED 2 DEATH 1410, DIXIE CUP 4910, Q.A. 4401, PINCH HITTER
4911, JORJA 4397, ENFANT TERRIBLE 4875, BOP 4538, VARGA 4278, KING RAT 4508, and
SABER 4671.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
PUNCH DRUNK (73-3836) WAY TO GO! II (346)
MOONSTONE (73-703) FLAMING FIST (65)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 13 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
STRYSON (12-1368) SHADOW LORDS
STEFEN (15-2052) WILD BOYS
FROG SLAYER (21-4021) THE GUARDIANS
VICTOR CALDERONE (60-5223) CLUB CULTURE
TYBALT (62-3696) GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
WESTON (65-5719) SUPERIOR FORCES 4I
FOGGY (72-4595) DARQUE FORCES
NORAF (82-3856) ENVENOMED
CHEOPS (82-4451) LEGENDS OF EGYPT
THE SCREAMING FANS (82-6495) WHY I PLAY DM
CRAB (82-11880) 4-LETTER STDS
BRAND (82-13289) TOADS OF AMBER III
SHERRI (82-15114) SUPERIOR FORCES 3201
-- Green Eyes