DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/26/2003 Duedate: 09/22/2003
ERINIKA ARENA
DM-73 TURN-137
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JUSTICE
PEACE MAKERS (493)
(73-4299) [13-7-1,137]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY DARKSEID
DARQUE FORCES (254)
(73-2350) [8-0-0,54]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JUSTICE BLACK BOOK
PEACE MAKERS (493) BLACK & BLUE (412)
(73-4299) [13-7-1,137] (73-3658) [3-9-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WAY TO GO! II (346)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DRAKE'S LODGE (126) 43
2. HERE COME THE SCUM! (517) 37 THE BULLS (43)
3. DARQUE FORCES VIII (510) 36 Unchartered Team
4. DHOOMZDEY (486) 34
5. MAGIC MAYHEM (485) 27 EVIL SMURF HORDE 4 (564)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*EVIL SMURF HORDE 4 (564) 4 0 0 100 1/ 1 WAY TO GO! II (346) 12 3 0
2/ 2*EASTERN HORDE VII (534) 3 0 0 100 2/ 4 DHOOMZDEY (486) 10 4 0
3/ 4*EVIL SMURF HORDE 2 (562) 2 0 0 100 3/ 7 MAGIC MAYHEM (485) 8 7 1
4- 6*BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544) 7 3 0 70.0 4/ 2 SATAN'S VOMIT (127) 8 7 0
5/ 8 THE BULLS (43) 132 65 8 67.0 5/ 3 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488) 8 7 0
6/ 7*BAD BREAKS (444) 12 6 0 66.7 6/12 DRAKE'S LODGE (126) 7 8 0
7- 9*FALLEN ONES (522) 13 7 0 65.0 7/10 PERFECTION QUEST I (513) 6 3 0
8-10 M*A*S*H (413) 11 6 0 64.7 8/ 5 PEACE MAKERS (493) 6 5 1
9/12 WAY TO GO! II (346) 96 59 6 61.9 9/ 9 ALPHABET SOUP (39) 6 9 0
10/13 MAGIC MAYHEM (485) 36 24 3 60.0 10/20 THE BULLS (43) 5 1 0
11/20 SUPERSTITION MTN. (388) 6 4 0 60.0 11/24 HERE COME THE SCUM (517) 5 4 1
12/15 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497) 22 15 0 59.5 12- 6 BLOOD OF KINGS (107) 5 5 0
13-14 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387) 35 25 1 58.3 13/ 0 DARK CIRCLE PETS I (572) 5 6 0
14/16 RISING SUN (515) 110 79 5 58.2 14/28*EVIL SMURF HORDE 4 (564) 4 0 0
15/18 DHOOMZDEY (486) 51 37 3 58.0 15/22 THE INANIMATES (514) 4 0 0
16/ 0 DARQUE FORCES VII (509) 41 30 4 57.7 16-18*DEMONIC (520) 4 1 0
17/ 0*DARQUE FORCES (254) 15 12 0 55.6 17-19*FALLEN ONES (522) 4 1 0
18/ 0*DUEL MASTERS (477) 5 4 0 55.6 18/21 RISING SUN (515) 4 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/23 DRAKE'S LODGE (126) 56 45 2 55.4 19/26 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510) 4 4 0
20/19 HERE COME THE SCUM (517) 37 30 2 55.2 20-11*HORS DE COMBAT (539) 4 5 0
21/22 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 365 302 30 54.7 21/13 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 4 11 0
22/11 KIWI CONNECTION (406) 7 6 0 53.8 22/15 THE WAR WIZARDS (440) 4 11 0
23-26 GARDEN GUMBIES (3) 143 128 10 52.8 23/30 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497) 3 0 0
24/29 PEACE MAKERS (493) 42 38 4 52.5 24/31 SUPERSTITION MTN. (388) 3 0 0
25/27 ALPHABET SOUP (39) 119 109 8 52.2 25/42 STORM TROOP (537) 3 1 0
26/28 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488) 48 45 3 51.6 26/17*BAD BREAKS (444) 3 1 0
27/30 PERFECTION QUEST I (513) 38 38 3 50.0 27/35 FOUND IN THE SAND (299) 3 4 0
28-31*DEMONIC (520) 18 18 2 50.0 28/ 8 FEMME FATALE (507) 3 7 1
29/ 0*PEACE KEEPERS (492) 7 7 0 50.0 29/38*EVIL SMURF HORDE 2 (562) 2 0 0
30/17*PERFECTION QUEST (34) 4 4 0 50.0 30/41 DARK FORCE RISING (377) 2 0 0
31/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION II (423) 2 2 1 50.0 31/29*PERFECTION QUEST (34) 2 1 0
32-32*HIGHLANDER (408) 1 1 0 50.0 32-25*BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544) 2 2 0
33/ 3*EVIL SMURF HORDE 1 (561) 1 1 0 50.0 33/16 KIWI CONNECTION (406) 2 2 0
34/36 STORM TROOP (537) 32 34 2 48.5 34/49 DAUGHTERS OF DARKN (363) 2 4 0
35/34 FOUND IN THE SAND (299) 49 53 1 48.0 35/34 BLACK & BLUE (412) 2 4 0
36/25 FEMME FATALE (507) 23 25 2 47.9 36-27 GARDEN GUMBIES (3) 2 5 0
37/35 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510) 54 59 6 47.8 37-14 FLAMING FIST (65) 2 8 0
38-37 BLOOD OF KINGS (107) 58 67 2 46.4 38/48 THE BEGINNING (355) 2 10 0
39/33 SATAN'S VOMIT (127) 30 35 3 46.2 39/ 0*DARQUE FORCES (254) 1 0 0
40/42 DARK FORCE RISING (377) 17 20 0 45.9 40-39*HIGHLANDER (408) 1 0 0
41/39 THE INANIMATES (514) 139 164 10 45.9 41/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION II (423) 1 0 0
42-38 FLAMING FIST (65) 111 131 12 45.9 42/36*EASTERN HORDE VII (534) 1 0 0
43/40 THE BEGINNING (355) 103 124 6 45.4 43/ 0*PEACE KEEPERS (492) 1 0 0
44/ 0 DARK CIRCLE PETS I (572) 16 20 1 44.4 44/37*EVIL SMURF HORDE 1 (561) 1 1 0
45-41 GNOSTIK (462) 22 28 3 44.0 45/43 EASTERN HORDE (365) 1 1 0
46-45*HORS DE COMBAT (539) 10 14 0 41.7 46-46 GNOSTIK (462) 1 4 0
47/46 THE WAR WIZARDS (440) 36 54 3 40.0 47/47*THE BLACK ROSE (526) 1 7 0
48/ 0*OLDMIDDLEEARTHORDE (484) 4 6 0 40.0 48-50*CHAOS BRINGERS (554) 0 3 0
49/48 DAUGHTERS OF DARKN (363) 10 16 1 38.5 49/ 0*OLDMIDDLEEARTHORDE (484) 0 2 0
50/47 BLACK & BLUE (412) 13 22 0 37.1 50-51 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387) 0 2 0
51/49 EASTERN HORDE (365) 6 12 0 33.3 51/52*EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563) 0 2 0
52/50*THE BLACK ROSE (526) 7 16 1 30.4 52/ 0*KINGS OF PEACE (489) 0 1 0
53/ 0*KINGS OF PEACE (489) 2 5 1 28.6 53-40 M*A*S*H (413) 0 1 0
54-51*CHAOS BRINGERS (554) 0 3 0 0.0 54/ 0 DARQUE FORCES VII (509) 0 1 0
55/52*EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563) 0 2 0 0.0 55/ 0*DUEL MASTERS (477) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Okay, one and all, the Turf War has inspired me to do something I have never done
before. That is to bring you:
THE ERINIKA ANNUAL REVIEW
(Turns 124 to 136)
Thirteen turns of fun and frothing frolic for me to analyze. So, let's just get
right into it, shall we? On turn 124 we had 26 active teams. As of turn 136, we
have 52 for a full doubling of our population. The worst part were the lines at the
concession stands, but after a few months, the arena was able to hire extra staff to
compensate.
THE TOP 5 TEAMS OF THE LAST YEAR
Team W L K Rec Percent
---- -- -- -- --- -------
WAY TO GO! II 40 20 3 198 66.66%
MAGIC MAYHEM 33 22 3 288 60.00%
DRAKE'S TELEVISION 21 15 0 156 58.33%
THE BULLS 21 15 1 103 58.33%
ODIN'S CHOSEN 30 22 1 153 57.69%
* - Only currently listed teams with at least 25 fights were
considered.
The field consisted of 25 eligible teams.
Way to Go! II's winning 2 out of every 3 fights puts them solidly on top of the
standings this time around. Very nicely done. And with 60 total fights (out of a
possible 65) to boot.
THE BOTTOM 5 TEAMS OF THE LAST YEAR
Team W L K Rec Percent
---- -- -- -- --- -------
THE BEGINNING 14 38 1 60 26.92%
BLACK & BLUE 12 20 0 119 37.50%
THE WAR WIZARDS 16 23 1 75 41.02%
ALPHABET SOUP 27 36 0 95 42.85%
FLAMING FIST 18 23 1 41 43.90%
* - Only currently listed teams with at least 25 fights were
considered.
On the other hand, The Beginning's losing nearly 3 out of every 4 fights brings them
in at last place for the past year. Perhaps you folks should worry a little less
about being first.
THE ANNUAL ALLIANCE RECORD
Kills Rec /
Alliance W L / Team Team Percent FpTpT(*)
-------- --- --- ------ ----- ------- --------
EPA 217 178 0.66 93.50 54.93% 3.21
Fascist Federation 125 111 1.16 119.33 52.96% 4.72
Manic's Depressed 105 94 1.14 85.28 52.76% 4.06
Vendetta Cartel 150 140 0.87 88.12 51.72% 4.39
TAFKAM 74 71 1.00 193.33 51.03% 4.26
Independent 50 88 0.21 31.21 36.23% 2.55
* = Fights per Team per Turn
EPA: ALPHABET SOUP, BAD BREAKS, BLACK & BLUE, FOUND IN THE SAND, KIWI CONNECTION,
M*A*S*H, PERFECTION QUEST, PERFECTION QUEST, RISING SUN, THE BULLS, WAY TO GO!
II and WORLDWIDE GORE.
Fascist Federation: DHOOMZDEY, HORS DE COMBAT, MAGIC MAYHEM, ODIN'S CHOSEN, STORM
TROOP and THE WAR WIZARDS.
Manic's Depressed: DEMONIC, FALLEN ONES, FEMME FATALE, GNOSTIK, HERE COME THE SCUM!,
PEACE MAKERS and WEISS MACHT.
TAFKAM: DRAKE'S LODGE, DRAKE'S TELEVISION and SATAN'S VOMIT.
Vendetta Cartel: BILBO'S BUDDIES, BIMBO BRIGADE 4, BLOOD OF KINGS, COWBOYS FROM
HELL, DARQUE FORCES VII, DARQUE FORCES VIII, FLAMING FIST, GARDEN
GUMBIES and LED ZEPPELIN.
Wow, this past year was rough on the independent teams. Of course, I'd have to
wonder how they'd fare if it weren't for all the alliances popping up just to take
part in the Turf War. In any case, the EPA managed a decent lead, even though they
did it with the lowest fight per team per turn average. Would they do as well if
they were fighting full time? One has to wonder.
THE TOP 10 WARRIOR RECORDS
Name ID W L K Rec Percent
---- ---- -- -- -- --- -------
UU DOEWANAKNO 1414 9 0 0 95 100.00%
PUNCH DRUNK 3836 9 1 2 74 90.00%
PHAMYNN 4255 7 1 2 0 87.50%
KELLY BUNDY 4237 6 1 0 47 85.71%
SAIONJI 4447 6 1 0 36 85.71%
FIENDS 4335 6 1 0 33 85.71%
LACONIC LEMON 2388 6 1 0 10 85.71%
GILLES LE BRETON 1111 8 2 0 64 80.00%
MANNAZ THORSSON 4269 8 2 0 58 80.00%
ANGLE 4333 8 2 0 56 80.00%
* - Only warriors with at least 5 fights and on currently listed teams
were considered.
The field consisted of 130 eligible warriors.
Our very own Champions TC, Uu Doewanakno manages the undefeated record before finally
being yanked off to the Isle this past year. Punch Drunk's efforts were certainly
commendable, and perhaps if those kills hadn't been inviting bloodfeuds, Uu might not
have been at the top of the list. Too bad.
THE BOTTOM 10 WARRIOR RECORDS
Name ID W L K Rec Percent
---- ---- -- -- -- --- -------
OOH! LALA 4087 0 5 0 -19 0.00%
WILLING WITCH 3912 1 6 0 9 14.28%
ADAM ANT 4670 1 5 0 8 16.66%
STYNC B TELL 4440 1 5 0 8 16.66%
HYDROGEN 4647 1 5 0 14 16.66%
R.O.T.F.L. 4028 1 4 0 7 20.00%
GINSU GURU 869 2 6 1 -11 25.00%
LIBERTY 4302 2 6 1 13 25.00%
P.D.Q. 4628 2 6 0 18 25.00%
BLACK BOOK 3658 3 8 0 29 27.27%
* - Only warriors with at least 5 fights and on currently listed teams
were considered.
Ooh! Lala needs to stop their lecherous leering and concentrate on the fighting some
more. Yeah, yeah, I know, I've got two warriors on this list as well. I've already
sent one for a night fight and the other's going soon if the learns don't start
picking up.
TOP FIVE TEAM RECOGNITION
TEN TURN TOTAL | SINGLE TURN
Team Rec | Team Rec
---- --- | ---- ---
MAGIC MAYHEM 288 | DHOOMZDEY 65
DRAKE'S LODGE 214 | FALLEN ONES 64
SATAN'S VOMIT 210 | ALPHABET SOUP 60
WAY TO GO! II 198 | BLOOD OF KINGS 58
WORLDWIDE GORE 185 | MAGIC MAYHEM 57
Magic Mayhem just edges me out (okay they have 1 1/3 my points) for highest
recognition gain over the last year. Of course, *I'm* the one with two teams on the
list, so there! In the single turn department, I don't even show up at all, so I
don't see why I should have to comment on it. Okay, fine, so it was a tight race
between Dhoomzdey and Fallen Ones but the but de dey dat dhoomz just manage to slip
passed those clumsy individuals who runnered up.
TOP TEN WARRIOR RECOGNITION
TEN TURN TOTAL | SINGLE TURN
Name ID Rec | Name ID Rec
---- ---- --- | ---- ---- ---
PRIZMATYK WAHL 4252 97 | BLIND BANANA 3487 32
UU DOEWANAKNO 1414 95 | MONGOL HORDE 4001 29
PUNCH DRUNK 3836 74 | HOPE 4295 29
PHETHER PHAHL 4251 70 | PRINCE RAESENE 1115 29
DHETHE 4258 68 | DUHNG B. TELL 4877 28
LADDIE BUG 3851 67 | PHAMYNN 4255 27
CROSS CZECH 4008 67 | PUNCH DRUNK 3836 27
JUSTICE 4299 65 | PIXIE BLIGHT 4427 26
GILLES LE BRETON 1111 64 | DHETHE 4258 26
CALISTA 3244 60 | PRIZMATYK WAHL 4252 25
Prizmatyk Wahl (talk about spell checking nightmares), just barely snagged more
recognition than Uu Doewanakno (okay, okay, so spell checkers don't like me either).
Boy, if Uu'd had one more turn, I'm tellin' ya.... In any case, it was the sightless
monkey snack that had the biggest one turn jump this time out, which is pretty brave
since it *couldn't* look before it leapt.
BOTTOM TEN WARRIOR RECOGNITION
TEN TURN TOTAL | SINGLE TURN
Name ID Rec | Name ID Rec
---- ---- --- | ---- ---- ---
VROCK 4771 -57 | PHAMYNN 4255 -67
R.S.I. 3888 -46 | VROCK 4771 -64
KAOLIN 4452 -21 | WOARE 4257 -63
OOH! LALA 4087 -19 | BANZAI 4026 -47
D.O.A. 4029 -19 | R.S.I. 3888 -46
ANGRBOTHA 4317 -17 | LACONIC LEMON 2388 -42
TALES OF THOR 4107 -16 | GERYON 4149 -41
WOARE 4257 -16 | BLIND BANANA 3487 -37
OPHITE 4091 -13 | BACKS INTO ELEPH 3475 -34
W.T.F. 3903 -12 | KAMIKAZE 3052 -33
Vrok (I think I knew I guy that drove one of those in high school) descends well past
R.S.I. for the annual total recognition loss. On the other and, the demonic hot
wheel was out lost (?) by yet another alphabetical atrocity, Phamynn.
STYLE MASTERS OF THE PAST YEAR
Style Warrior ID Turns
----- ------- -- -----
PARRY-RIPOSTE PUNCH DRUNK 3836 10
PARRY-STRIKE I.O.U. 450 9
STRIKING ATTACK UU DOEWANAKNO 1414 8
BASHING ATTACK SUNGLASSES 3223 7
AIMED BLOW FORSETI ODINSON 4265 6
PARRY-LUNGE MOONSTONE 703 5
WALL OF STEEL RED HOT CHILE PAPA 3358 5
LUNGING ATTACK GAI-JIN 4507 4
LUNGING ATTACK KAMIKAZE 3052 4
SLASHING ATTACK MONGOL HORDE 4001 4
SLASHING ATTACK EUROPEAN HAND BULL 3099 4
TOTAL PARRY YANKEE DOODLE 3605 4
Well, it comes out that it's Punch Drunk who's the true master of their style over
the past year, managing more turns at the top than anyone else. Of course, I think
that's partly because there aren't all that may Parry Rips running around in the
first place, so I'm not really all that impressed. Nyah! How's that make you feel?
RULERS OF THE RING
Chartered Unchartered
Turn Duelmaster Recognition Leader Recognition Leader
---- ---------- ------------------ ------------------
124 GERYON GERYON POSITION IS EMPTY
125 JACCO JACCO DARK PHOENIX
126 LACONIC LEMON LACONIC LEMON THE BHAUM
127 LACONIC LEMON LACONIC LEMON POSITION IS EMPTY
128 MONGOL HORDE FAFNIR WOARE
129 KAMIKAZE UU DOEWANAKNO WILLOW
130 UU DOEWANAKNO UU DOEWANAKNO POSITION IS EMPTY
131 UU DOEWANAKNO UU DOEWANAKNO PHETHER PHAHL
132 UU DOEWANAKNO UU DOEWANAKNO PHETHER PHAHL
133 PUNCH DRUNK PUNCH DRUNK CALISTA
134 PUNCH DRUNK PUNCH DRUNK CALISTA
135 PUNCH DRUNK PUNCH DRUNK VROCK
136 JUSTICE JUSTICE PERALTA TRAIL
Uu and Punch tied for most turns as DM, but it was clearly Uu with the longest run as
Chartered Rec Leader; once again proving that Punch Drunk just isn't as cool as my
guy. For the newbies among us, it's that mysterious Position Is Empty guy that's
leading the list. Odd, seeing as how I've never noticed him in the arena rankings
before....
THE FANS SPEAK
Popularity This This Week's
Turn Leader Week's Favorite Least Favorite
---- ------ --------------- --------------
124 MOONSTONE WANSTEAD DA
125 MOONSTONE MALPHAS MIDNIGHT
126 MOONSTONE UU DOEWANAKNO SUPER STRIKER
127 LACONIC LEMON SQUIGGY GREATER ONE
128 WOLB DEMIA ASTRO SUCKS DIRT
129 WOLB DEMIA LYTENING BOLT STYNC B TELL
130 WOLB DEMIA EUROPEAN HAND BULL BUSHWICK BILL
131 WOLB DEMIA KINJIRU HOT LIPS
132 MOONSTONE FORSETI ODINSON YANKEE DOODLE
133 WOLB DEMIA SUNGLASSES BULL MARKET
134 MOONSTONE KIM BASINGER MANIC FUHRER
135 MOONSTONE F. D. A. HIDEBOUND CORPSE
136 ABSURD APPLE MIGHTY CUT-UP GREATER ONE
The kiddies really love Moonstone (when he fights, that is), as is evidenced by his
appearing 6 times a Popularity Leader. Personally, I just don't understand the
appeal of someone who drops their pants at rocks, but what are you gonna do?
Absolutely no repeats among This Week's Favorite also shows just how flighty those
same fans can be. Surprisingly enough, we also had no clear warrior who was most
hated by the fans as there was only one repeat for Least Popular and that was Greater
One. My question, of course, is greater than one what? And would he still be
greater if there were two?
POPULARITY LISTS
Most Least
Popular List ID Score* | Popular List ID Score*
------------ ---- ------ | ------------ ---- ------
ASTRO 3490 36 | GREAT ONE 3933 -37
FORSETI ODINSON 4265 30 | MANIC FUHRER 4321 -35
BLUE BLOOD 3657 30 | GREATER ONE 3935 -35
MIGHTY CUT-UP 317 26 | BUSHWICK BILL 3492 -29
MICHAEL ROELE 1114 26 | BIG LEG WOMAN 4106 -29
EUROPEAN HAND BULL 3099 22 | BULL MARKET 4124 -28
SUNGLASSES 3223 21 | PONTOS 4125 -26
CROSS CZECH 4008 19 | SUCKS DIRT 4044 -26
BLACK BOOK 3658 19 | HOT LIPS 3660 -26
UU DOEWANAKNO 1414 17 | POUND INTO GROUND 4160 -23
| STYNC B TELL 4440 -23
* - Scores derived from position in Most Popular and Least Popular Lists
Okay, a little note about how the popularity scores work. A warrior receives 11
points for being This Week's Favorite, 10 points for being first listed on the 'Other
Ten Most Popular Fighters' list, 9 for 2nd place, etc on down to 1 point for 10th.
The 'Least Popular' list works the same way but with negative points. So, from that,
we can see that Astro was well liked this past year. Perhaps an eventual campaign
for Popularity Leader is in order. On the other hand, Great One will never be
popularity leader at the rate he's going.
THE FEARD AND THE AFRAID
Turn Most Avoided Most Avoiding
---- ------------ -------------
124 WAY TO GO! II ALPHABET SOUP
125 THE BULLS FOUND IN THE SAND
126 ASSASSINI KINGS OF PEACE
127 LED ZEPPELIN BAATANAR'RITEZU
128 BIMBO BRIGADE 5 LOVE LETTERS
129 FRATERNAL GREEKS LED ZEPPELIN
130 PEACE MAKERS WAY TO GO! II
131 WARLORDS LED ZEPPELIN
132 BIMBO BRIGADE 5 ARABIAN KNIGHTS
133 WARLORDS LED ZEPPELIN
134 ODIN'S CHOSEN WORLDWIDE GORE
135 ODIN'S CHOSEN ALPHABET SOUP
136 PEACE MAKERS WORLDWIDE GORE
No one was Most Avoided 3 turns, but Peace Makers, Warlords, Bimbo Brigade 5 and
Odin's Chosen each managed 2 turns. In other news, it was the heavy air ship that
showcased their tail tucking talents by doing the most avoiding for 3 turns this past
year.
THE 5 LONGEST FIGHTS OF THE LAST YEAR
MANIC FUHRER viciously subdued BULL MARKET in 32 minutes
MANIC FUHRER viciously subdued BULL MARKET in 30 minutes
GREAT ONE was narrowly defeated by SUCKS DIRT in 28 minutes
TORTURES TOES slimly won victory over BIG LEG WOMAN in 27 minutes
BIG LEG WOMAN outwaited YANKEE DOODLE in 25 minutes
* - The average fight length was 2.88 minutes.
Well, it looks like a certain mad dictator wanted to prove his dominance among the
scum out there, and did so by bullying Bull Market twice over the past year.
THE 5 HIGHEST FIGHT TIME TOTALS OF THE LAST YEAR
Name Total Time
---- ----------
BULL MARKET 131
MANIC FUHRER 121
BIG LEG WOMAN 102
BUSHWICK BILL 99
GREATER ONE 89
PONTOS 89
However, in the end it was Bull Market proving the be the scummiest of the scum by
amassing an average of over 10 minutes 'fighting' per turn. I'm sure the fans all
appreciated the napping opportunities.
THE TOP 10 UPCHALLENGES
Challenger Challenged Rec
---------- ---------- ---
FAFNIR SUNGLASSES 97 (I guess it was Faf who dropped his shades
on the beach.)
WOLB DEMIA UU DOEWANAKNO 93 (I've got to give Wolb credit for guts.)
ADAM PHAMYNN 69
ADAM PHAMYNN 69 (Looking a little repetitive there, Adam.)
THE BHAUM TOMBSTONE 66
ASPHYXIATE PRINCE RAESENE 57 (This one left me gasping for breath.)
DHETHE BLIND BANANA 51 (However, I didn't see this one.)
HEILSTORM KNITTED AFGHAN 51
BULL MARKET UNDEADCOCKROACH 42
REHSAB TORTURES TOES 38
THE WORST 10 DOWNCHALLENGES
Challenger Victim Rec
---------- ------ ---
JUSTICE VROCK -30 (There's no justice in this kind of act.)
GEBO GUNGNIRSON M.I.A. -27
GEBO GUNGNIRSON EKON O'LOGE -25
FRISBEE RAHBAD -24
BUSHWICK BILL FASCIST FREAK -23
ATHENA UNRULY PEASANT -20 (Was he really *so* unruly that he
deserved this?)
SUSIE AYN THRAKS -19
FRISBEE MARY OTT -18 (I know everyone needs a place to stay,
but some of you folks are going
overboard.)
JUSTICE MONGOL HORDE -18 (Apparently the justice in this town's a
tad lopsided.)
FORSETI ODINSON ASPHYXIATE -18 (Don't hold your breath waiting for any
comments on this fight.)
* - Bloodfeuds and challenges by the Chartered Recognition Leader were excluded.
* - The average recognition difference for a challenge was 3.93 points.
KILLS REPORT
Total Kills: 36 (Nearly a 3 kill per turn average. Not bad.)
Team Kills | Warrior ID Kills
---- ----- | ------- ---- -----
WORLDWIDE GORE 4 | KNITTED AFGHAN 4123 3
DARQUE FORCES VIII 4 | PHAMYNN 4255 2
WAY TO GO! II 3 | PUNCH DRUNK 3836 2
PEACE MAKERS 3 |
MAGIC MAYHEM 3 |
Looks like it's Crip and Master Darque duking it out for greatest bloodthirst. I
also find it odd that there's a team called Peace Makers on this list, but I guess if
you kill everyone else, it will lead to kind of peace. Or maybe just lots of pieces.
TOURNEY REPORT
Tournament Level Warrior Record
---------- ----- ------- ------
Summer Face All None 0
Fall MI Freshman Geryon 7-3-0
Fall MI Adepts Hannya 8-2-0
Fall MI Initiates Punch Drunk 8-2-0
Fall MI Apprentice Phether Phahl 7-3-0
Fall MI Rookies Angle 7-3-0
Fall MI Dead Initiates Phamynn 10-1-2
Winter Face Eligibles Willie Makit 7-3-0
Winter Face Champions Vinnie the Tush 7-3-0
Winter Face Adepts Willow 9-3-0
Winter Face Apprentice Bull Market 7-3-0
Spring MI Champions Uu Doewanakno 15-2-0
Spring MI Adepts Justice 11-3-0
Spring MI Adepts Punch Drunk 9-3-0
Spring MI Apprentice S.N.A.F.U. 10-3-0
Spring MI Apprentice Gebo Gungnirson 7-3-1
Spring MI Apprentice Huld 7-3-1
Spring MI Rookies Remoraz 7-3-1
Well, last summer's face sucked for this arena, but things certainly picked up after
the Turf War started. Of special note was this past Spring, where the Champs TC was
our (my) very own Uu Doewanakno. Punch Drunk, on the other hand, only barely managed
to TV. Hah!
GRADUATES
BLACKLANCE (701), GERYON (4149), HANNYA (4350), JACCO (3984), KAMIKAZE (3052),
LACONIC LEMON (2388), MOONSTONE (703), PUNCH DRUNK (3836), and UU DOEWANAKNO (1414).
A tad short of one per turn, but congrats to all our grads anyway.
NEW TEAMS
ACRONEMESIS, ARABIAN KNIGHTS, ASSASSINI, BAATANAR'RITEZ3, BAD BREAKS, BED TIME
BUDDIES, BIMBO BRIGADE 4, BIMBO BRIGADE 5, BLACK & BLUE, C@RTEL 4 LIFE, CHAOS
BRINGERS, DRAKE'S TELEVISION, DUEL MASTERS, EASTERN HORDE VII, EINHERJAR II,
EINHERJAR III, EVIL SMURF HORDE 1, EVIL SMURF HORDE 2, EVIL SMURF HORDE 3, EVIL SMURF
HORDE 4, FALLEN ONES, FORGOTTEN GODS, FRATERNAL GREEKS, GROUCHY GOLEMS, HIGHLANDER,
HORS DE COMBAT, IMMORTAL POWER, KILLER GUYS, KINGS OF PEACE, KIWI CONNECTION, LOVE
LETTERS, MAGIC MAYHEM, MY FIRST WORDS, NOSTALGIA, OLDMIDDLEEARTHORDER, PERFECTION
QUEST, PRIMAL POWER, QUASI-LEGAL OPS, ROOK'S RAVENS II, ROUTE 64, SADISTS F2F IV,
SERPENT SOCIETY, SITH LORDS, SRETSAMLEUD, TEAM FRIED, THE BALANCE, THE BLACK ROSE,
WARLORDS, and XP.
Holy crud, that's a lot of new teams! I guess the Turf War's good for something.
Well, that wraps it up for this year's annual report. Next year's should be
interesting. How many teams will stick around once the Turf War is over? Will my
spell-checking software blow up due to the odd way people spell their warriors'
names? I guess you'll all have to come back next year to find out.
-- Drake
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Turf War Alliance Standings
Kill %
1. EPA 182-153-4 54.3% 2.2%
2. Manics Depressant 91- 82-1 52.6% 7.7%
3. Fascist Federation 120-110-8 52.2% 6.7%
4. TAFKAMOTO 62- 57-1 52.1% 1.6%
5. Amalgamation 20- 21-1 48.4% 5.0%
6. Vendetta Cartel 140-166-4 45.8% 2.8%
7. The Company 28- 41-1 40.6% 3.6%
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* * * * TW 2 #10 * * * *
Here we are folks, fighting the Turf War's 11th turn, and reporting scores from
the 10th!
Justice scored a big 32 points for his cowardly 30 point TV downchallenge to
Vrock...but such is life...both teams received 7 mentions in the spy report too!
Other big scores were Duhng B. Tell for successfully defending the BF vs. Blind
Banana...32 pt! And Mannaz Thorsson winning Red Hot Chile Papa's challenge too! 32
points!
Ok folks, I know you're waiting...here're the scores:
1586 (+105) EPA, Crip, 4 Honors
Crip -15 (+250)
The Bulls, Bull Market + 13 (+101)
Alphabet Soup, None + 19 (+ 23)
Worldwide Gore, Red Hot Chile Papa - 47 (+130)
DF -- Things George Does, Tortures Toes (-4)
Assurnasirbanipal -6 (+114)
Found in Sand, None -6 (+114)
The Mun +15 (+161)
Black & Blue, Blue Blood -2 ( +8)
Kiwi Connection, Wanstead +11 ( +42)
M*A*S*H, Hot Lips -4 ( +45)
Bad Brakes, Great One +10 ( +32)
DF -- My First Words, None (0), Bed Time Buddies, None
(+24), Family Tree, Gossip Girl (+8)
Spawn +50 (+328)
Way To Go II, Asphyxiate +38 (+265)
Rising Sun, Gai-Jin +12 ( +63)
Mannequin +46 (+81)
Perfection Quest, Mighty Cut-up +21 ( +52)
" " II, Saionji +25 ( +31)
1206 (+105) Fascist Fed., Fizban, No Honors
Fizban +58 (+373)
Magic Mayhem, Prizmatyk Whal +21 (+137)
Dhoomzdey, None +47 (+216)
War Wizards, Oracle O'ryan -10 ( +20)
Heathen +61 (+266)
Odin's chosen, Mannaz Thorsson +57 (+238)
Storm Troop, Heilstorm +4 ( +28)
Red Raven -14 (+7)
Hors De Combat, Hidebound Corpse -14 ( +7)
DF -- Cross 'Em, none (0)
DF -- Staghorn: Frey's Faithful, none (-3)
DF -- Huld: Valkyries, Huld (+24)
1084 Compruns!
901 (+75) Manics Depressant, Goat, 2 Honors
Demonic, None +4 ( +32)
Fallen Ones, Rahbad +3 ( +1)
Peace Makers, Justice +65 (+209)
DF -- Gnostik, none (-11), Weiss Macht, none (+36), Here
Come The Scum, ATF (+15), Kings of Peace, Love (-1),
Peace Keepers, Patience (+21), Peace Bringers, Joy
(+26), Duelmasters, Ed Schoonover (+2)
DF -- Muscle Bum (-32): Assassini, Deceiver (+2), The Corps,
The General (-34), Outcasts, Thrax (0)
DF -- Phat Phat (+4): Sretsamleud, none (0), Sretsamleud II,
Wolb Demia (+4)
DF -- Angel (+71): Femme Fatale, none (+71)
801 (+44) TAFKAMOTO, Drake, No Honors
Drake +44 (+90)
Drake's Lodge, Red Ruephin +1 ( +92)
Drake's Televison, Buffet +6 ( +30)
Satan's Vomit, Undead Cockroach +37 ( -32)
529 (-82) Vendetta Cartel, CFH, 1 Honor
Firehawk -67 (+79)
Flaming Fist, None -9 ( -11)
Garden Gumbies, Blind Banana -50 ( +24)
Blood of Kings, Gilles le Breton -8 ( +66)
Master Darque -16 (+2)
Darque Forces VIII, Pixie Blight -16 ( +11)
DF -- Darque Forces II, Dixie (-9), Darque Forces, Darkseid
(0), Darque Forces VII, Gohon (0)
DF -- CFH (+60): Cartel 4 Life, none (-11), Cowboys From Hell,
Astro (+71)
DF -- Horus (-62): X-men III, Dark Phoenix (-26), Led Zeppelin,
Kashmir (+29), Bimbo Brigade 2, none (0), Bimbo
Brigade 4, Kim Bainger (-61), Bimbo Brigade 5, Alicia
Silverstone (-11), Bilbo's Buddies, Arwen Undomiel (-3)
517 (DF) Amalgamation, Blackwind
DF -- Blackwind (+17): Warlords, Sir Rhawn D'Ilchant (+19),
Fraternal Greeks, Beta (+9), Roman Legion, I (O), Love
Letters, E (+27), Four Letter Words, Abed (0), Arabian
Knights, Jim (+13), Grouchy Golems, Cory (-10),
Forgotten Gods, Talos (-42), Duey, Skruem & Howe, Ima
Hogg (0)
502 (DF) Manic Union, Skullagrim
DF -- Skullagrim (+52): Einherjar, Iormangondar (+61),
Einherjar II, none (-3), Einherjar III, none (-6)
DF -- 31 OP (-51): Acronemesis, Pound Into Ground (-51)
491 (DF) The Ass., Sungod, No Honor
DF -- Sungod (0): Sadists F2F IV, DA (0)
DF -- Darth Josh (0): Sith Lords, Darth Aggravation (0)
DF -- Dark Spirit (0): Immortal Power, none (0)
DF -- Necron 99 (-9): Quasi-Legal Ops, Super Striker (-9)
477 (+4) The Company, Baphomet, No Honors
Asmo Dius +4 (+16)
Baatanar'ritezu V, Vrock
DF -- 'ritezu, Andramelockamon (+1), 'ritezu 2, Amducias
(0), 'ritezu 3, Astaroth (-18)
DF -- Baphomet (-20): Dog Soldiers, Sequoyah (+10), Dog
Soldiers II, Sheltowee (-23), Dog Soldiers III, Death
Stalker (-7)
DF -- Fahkry (-66): Serpent Society, Ran (-66)
DF -- Suiside (+44): Team Fried, Bud (+44)
362 Indeps! 2 Honors!
Well folks, that's it this time. I'm projecting that TW 3 will begin in Jan/Feb
in DM 47, so get your teams ready!
Oh, BTW...that was *9* Spy Report mentions for Goat's Peacers!
'Til next time, bloody sands!
Asmo, TCB
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is HERE COME THE SCUM!, who swept up 13 places in
the ranks. Take a look at EVIL SMURF HORDE 4's act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and
gain 14 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread
(okay, I admit it's corny) is STORM TROOP, who swept up 17 places in the ranks. What
goes up, must come down. Watch out ERINIKA! FEMME FATALE may fall on you as it
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 28th spot. Take a look at DARK FORCE
RISING's act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.
Suffering under a 0-2-0 record and dropping from 16th to 33rd place were the KIWI
CONNECTION. Keep trying! Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I
admit it's corny) is DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES, who swept up 15 places in the ranks.
Advancing in the rankings was DRAKE'S LODGE who went from last turn's 52-44-2, to
this week's record of 56-45-2. Hey everybody, watch out for BOP, who flew up 29
points in the rankings after mashing SCROD ENVY like a melon. Keep your eye on this
guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. HANNIBAL was
overcame by WHAHL OF PHORSE and drops 13 points. Going for the gusto and coming up
with aught but bloody knuckles was DHOOMZDEY's DHETHE, who was turned away from the
Duelmastership by JUSTICE. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day
keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ERINIKA arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad PEACE MAKERS? Big bad PEACE MAKERS. Big
bad PEACE MAKERS. ERINIKA's afraid of the big bad PEACE MAKERS. Tra la la la la!
Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch WORLDWIDE GORE's act in the arena. Those
acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from PEACE MAKERS. Well dang howdy, but
if challenges were votes, MILLENNIA would be president. Although it may be a contest
she doesn't want to win. In a mismatch, our friend PIXIE BLIGHT of DARQUE FORCES
VIII got heroic notions and challenged GAI-JIN. What did it get him? A 11-11-0
record, that's what. I don't know about you, but when I saw PIXIE BLIGHT step out on
the sands with GAI-JIN, I though it was over before it started. Good upset PIXIE
BLIGHT! Can any one out there say 'weasel'? Oh well, just saying LIGHTNING will do.
She challenged 19 points down to trash WANSTEAD. Definition of petty: LIGHTNING
overcame WANSTEAD, a mismatch of 19 points. Getting lots of flowers from sympathetic
fans was BURIED TREASURE, who was successfully challenged by DUHNG B. TELL who had a
mere 21 points more than BURIED TREASURE. I just want to congratulate BURIED
TREASURE on beating DUHNG B. TELL. He overcame his superior-ranked opponent and
gained 24 points. Congrats! Challenging down 26 points was GEBO GUNGNIRSON. Pretty
soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.: The only way to clean up' pins.
Definition of petty: GEBO GUNGNIRSON subdued EKON O'LOGE, a mismatch of 26 points.
In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, BESS TWESTURN went after ORACLE O'RYAN,
who was higher by 21 points. Well, when the dust settled, BESS TWESTURN beat ORACLE
O'RYAN.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! It's not often when you see a 10-4-1 warrior like SCROD
ENVY kick the bucket. I wonder if DARQUE FORCES VIII will recover from the blow.
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUSTICE 4299 13 7 1 137 PEACE MAKERS (493)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCRAG'S LIZARD 4988 13 8 1 137 DARK CIRCLE PETS II (572)
-GILLES LE BRETON 1111 16 9 0 119 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
MONGOL HORDE 4001 12 8 3 108 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
PRIZMATYK WAHL 4252 9 3 1 107 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
-A BOMB IN A BULL 503 16 8 1 101 THE BULLS (43)
-BASE ON BULLS 3101 16 6 2 97 THE BULLS (43)
PIXIE BLIGHT 4427 11 11 0 97 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510)
SUNGLASSES 3223 11 9 1 96 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
I.O.U. 450 24 21 0 95 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-EUROPEAN HAND BULL 3099 18 11 0 91 THE BULLS (43)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASPHYXIATE 3830 16 6 0 88 WAY TO GO! II (346)
THE BHAUM 4256 13 5 0 85 DHOOMZDEY (486)
MANNAZ THORSSON 4269 11 9 1 85 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
DHETHE 4258 11 7 0 85 DHOOMZDEY (486)
CALISTA 3244 6 4 0 84 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
KASENKO 4445 12 5 1 83 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
GUNGNIR 4267 9 10 0 82 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
GAI-JIN 4507 15 8 0 81 RISING SUN (515)
RED HOT CHILE PAPA 3358 18 9 1 78 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-ABSURD APPLE 2387 16 17 1 78 GARDEN GUMBIES (3)
KING RAT 4508 13 12 0 77 RISING SUN (515)
ATF 4535 9 5 0 77 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
WHAHL OF PHORSE 4248 7 5 1 75 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
PERALTA TRAIL 3494 6 4 0 75 SUPERSTITION MTN. (388)
CROSS CZECH 4008 10 7 1 74 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-CONAN THE PILLOWMAN 768 14 21 0 71 FLAMING FIST (65)
YANKEE DOODLE 3605 14 11 0 71 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-PRINCE RAESENE 1115 13 12 2 67 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TAL QUAZAR 1113 12 13 0 67 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANGLE 4333 9 2 0 66 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
-LOUEN LEONCOEUR 1112 8 17 0 66 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
BLUE BLOOD 3657 7 5 0 66 BLACK & BLUE (412)
BOP 4538 10 5 1 65 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
HANNIBAL 3498 15 13 1 64 WAY TO GO! II (346)
HEILSTORM 4721 11 3 0 64 STORM TROOP (537)
-SACHA 4422 9 13 2 63 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510)
UNDEADCOCKROACH 1422 10 4 1 62 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
SCUMMED 2 DEATH 1410 11 8 0 61 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
LIGHTNING 4723 9 7 1 61 STORM TROOP (537)
PHETHER PHAHL 4251 8 4 1 61 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
-TOMBSTONE 870 12 20 4 60 FLAMING FIST (65)
LADDIE BUG 3851 8 6 0 60 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
CONSPIRACY THEORY 4423 10 4 1 59 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510)
BURIED TREASURE 4264 8 4 0 59 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
-HOPE 4295 4 3 1 59 PEACE MAKERS (493)
-KAKAROTE 4412 9 6 0 57 DARQUE FORCES VII (509)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BULL FROG 4547 7 3 0 55 THE BULLS (43)
SAIONJI 4447 9 4 0 54 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
DARKSEID 2350 8 0 0 54 DARQUE FORCES (254)
BULL MARKET 4124 9 4 1 53 THE BULLS (43)
-MICHAEL ROELE 1114 9 16 0 53 BLOOD OF KINGS (107)
F.U.B.A.R. 4196 8 5 0 53 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
RED RUEPHIN 4443 7 3 0 50 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
-BLIND BANANA 3487 10 9 1 49 GARDEN GUMBIES (3)
DEA 4533 9 5 0 49 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
EVE 3232 11 9 0 48 THE BEGINNING (355)
-ABALACH-RE 4430 9 13 1 48 DARQUE FORCES VIII (510)
-BLIZZARD 4717 6 8 1 48 STORM TROOP (537)
BRUNHILDA 4268 11 5 2 47 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
GREAT ONE 3933 6 3 0 47 BAD BREAKS (444)
-CHARITY 4300 8 8 0 46 PEACE MAKERS (493)
-ASTRO 3490 6 8 1 46 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387)
VANISH 4633 5 2 0 46 THE INANIMATES (514)
MIGHTY CUT-UP 317 4 4 0 46 PERFECTION QUEST (34)
A POCK O' LIPS 4254 8 6 0 45 DHOOMZDEY (486)
-SCARFACE 3491 9 5 0 44 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387)
-MAGGUS 4468 8 7 0 44 THE INANIMATES (514)
-NAPPA 4419 5 0 1 44 DARQUE FORCES VII (509)
KNITTED AFGHAN 4123 6 8 3 43 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
I.R.S. 4629 4 4 0 42 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
REMORHAZ 4698 3 0 0 42 EASTERN HORDE VII (534)
KANTRYP 4403 6 5 0 41 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
GREATER ONE 3935 6 3 0 41 BAD BREAKS (444)
FORSETI ODINSON 4265 10 10 0 40 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
-LIBERTY 4302 8 9 1 40 PEACE MAKERS (493)
-PUDGE 3606 7 4 0 39 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387)
-FRISBEE 3098 8 7 0 37 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
-SILHOUETTE 4464 4 6 0 37 THE INANIMATES (514)
-BUSHWICK BILL 3492 10 3 0 36 COWBOYS FROM HELL (387)
-VARGA 4278 5 2 0 36 GNOSTIK (462)
HELLO KITTY 4596 5 2 0 36 EASTERN HORDE (365)
DUHNG B. TELL 4877 3 1 1 36 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
ARROGANT ORACLE 4630 3 4 0 34 THE WAR WIZARDS (440)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOT LIPS 3660 7 2 0 33 M*A*S*H (413)
-FIENDS 4335 6 1 0 33 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FAITH 4297 6 5 0 33 PEACE MAKERS (493)
BLACK BOOK 3658 3 9 0 33 BLACK & BLUE (412)
BLACK EYE 3654 3 8 0 33 BLACK & BLUE (412)
GEBO GUNGNIRSON 4352 6 4 0 32 ODIN'S CHOSEN (488)
WANSTEAD 3628 5 5 0 32 KIWI CONNECTION (406)
KAT 4396 6 3 0 31 FEMME FATALE (507)
SUSIE 4399 5 4 1 31 FEMME FATALE (507)
-HIDEBOUND CORPSE 4739 4 1 0 30 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
LYTENING BOLT 4358 6 5 0 29 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
DRAYSON 3363 4 6 0 29 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
-KING KAI 4420 4 1 0 28 DARQUE FORCES VII (509)
-BELEIF 4800 3 0 0 28 GNOSTIK (462)
-CHI CHI 4421 3 1 1 27 DARQUE FORCES VII (509)
M.I.A. 4912 2 1 0 27 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
BESS TWESTURN 4869 2 1 0 27 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
-TRITE TROWEL 3604 5 10 1 26 GARDEN GUMBIES (3)
-DARQUE DISCIPLE 3422 3 0 0 25 DARQUE FORCES (254)
-PAIN MISTRESS 4582 2 1 0 25 DEMONIC (520)
ORACLE O'RYAN 3913 6 6 0 24 THE WAR WIZARDS (440)
FRISIAN 4635 4 4 0 24 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
-IBLIS 4586 3 2 0 24 FALLEN ONES (522)
-BUFFET 4334 2 5 0 24 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
SNEEZY SMURF 4940 2 0 0 24 EVIL SMURF HORDE 4 (564)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MILLENNIA 4601 3 4 1 23 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
THRAWN 3922 3 1 0 23 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
-ARCHIE O'GARR 4627 3 2 0 23 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
-NANA KOOT 4713 3 1 0 23 DEMONIC (520)
-E.P.A. 4534 2 2 0 23 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
-BAEL 4567 4 4 0 22 DEMONIC (520)
-SMAUGVILLE 4591 2 2 0 22 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
-STRAHD 3424 2 1 0 22 DARQUE FORCES (254)
LUCIA 4726 1 2 0 21 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
MOE TELSYX 4442 5 5 0 20 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
GOHON 4415 3 3 0 20 DARQUE FORCES VII (509)
-SCRODS 4336 3 4 0 20 DRAKE'S TELEVISION (497)
-FAUX PAS 4867 2 2 0 20 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
-DUNCAN 3634 1 1 0 20 HIGHLANDER (408)
PATIENCE 4292 5 1 0 19 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
-KINJIRU 4504 3 3 0 19 RISING SUN (515)
P.D.Q. 4628 2 7 0 19 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-ELMER G 4584 2 1 0 19 FALLEN ONES (522)
TWITCHY SMURF 4930 2 0 0 19 EVIL SMURF HORDE 2 (562)
-DANCIN' SCARECROW 4466 4 6 0 18 THE INANIMATES (514)
ATHENA 4872 3 1 0 18 FEMME FATALE (507)
PESTI LYNTZ 4909 2 0 0 18 DHOOMZDEY (486)
-CHARLES KRAVER 4193 2 0 0 18 DUEL MASTERS (477)
-MINNET 4448 4 5 0 17 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
-RAHBAD 4585 3 2 0 17 FALLEN ONES (522)
DIXIE CUP 4910 3 0 0 17 WAY TO GO! II (346)
THE KEY 3718 2 2 1 17 KIWI CONNECTION II (423)
KARATIA 3624 2 1 0 17 KIWI CONNECTION (406)
-ANTAIA 4714 1 2 0 17 DEMONIC (520)
-CALL ME TRINITY 4737 4 1 0 16 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
-HUNNICUTT 3662 3 1 0 16 M*A*S*H (413)
-MERESIN 4587 3 1 0 16 FALLEN ONES (522)
IAN 4245 2 1 0 16 OLDMIDDLEEARTHORDER (484)
-SARIEL 4589 2 1 0 15 FALLEN ONES (522)
HYDROGEN 4647 1 6 0 15 THE BEGINNING (355)
-KINDNESS 4291 1 1 0 15 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
-FREEDOM 4274 1 0 0 15 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
-WISDOM 4275 1 0 1 14 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BANCHEE 4664 1 0 0 14 OLDMIDDLEEARTHORDER (484)
-GENTLENESS 4293 1 1 0 14 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
-MORARTY'S MONKEY 4992 2 1 0 13 DARK CIRCLE PETS II (572)
SEVYN SINES 4922 1 1 0 13 DHOOMZDEY (486)
DELILAH 4981 1 0 0 13 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
-ADAM 4648 1 3 0 12 THE BEGINNING (355)
THE BIG BANG 4979 1 0 0 12 THE BEGINNING (355)
NOAH 4978 1 0 0 12 THE BEGINNING (355)
-SABER 4671 2 4 1 11 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
-SOLOMON 4088 2 4 1 11 GNOSTIK (462)
F. D. A. 4801 1 2 0 11 HERE COME THE SCUM! (517)
-KAREL PROSEK 4712 2 3 0 10 FLAMING FIST (65)
WIMPY WARLOCK 4809 2 4 0 10 THE WAR WIZARDS (440)
-CAMBION 4768 1 0 0 10 BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544)
KINKY CONJOURER 4983 1 0 0 10 THE WAR WIZARDS (440)
-HELL WARDEN 4715 2 1 0 9 DEMONIC (520)
ADAM ANT 4670 1 6 0 9 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
BOARRING B. TELL 4876 2 2 0 8 SATAN'S VOMIT (127)
-SVAN 3361 2 1 0 7 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
ED SCHOONOVER 4194 2 1 0 7 DUEL MASTERS (477)
PINCH HITTER 4911 2 1 0 7 WAY TO GO! II (346)
-MONAD 4636 1 1 1 7 GNOSTIK (462)
-Q.A. 4401 1 3 1 7 GNOSTIK (462)
GENERAL SMURF 4938 2 0 0 6 EVIL SMURF HORDE 4 (564)
-TORVE 3364 1 3 0 6 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
-HUTJIN 4770 1 0 0 6 BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544)
EKON O'LOGE 4878 0 4 0 6 DRAKE'S LODGE (126)
-RAGNA ROK 4624 1 2 0 5 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
-MOUNTAIN SLEW 4666 1 0 0 5 OLDMIDDLEEARTHORDER (484)
-FASCIST FREAK 4719 1 2 0 5 STORM TROOP (537)
-BLAKE 4179 1 1 0 4 M*A*S*H (413)
SPASTIC SMURF 4926 1 1 0 4 EVIL SMURF HORDE 1 (561)
-SCOTT CARROLL 4191 1 1 0 4 DUEL MASTERS (477)
-THE DEALER'S SHEEP 4993 1 1 0 4 DARK CIRCLE PETS II (572)
-DREADNAUGHT 3365 0 4 0 4 DARK FORCE RISING (377)
-TYPHOID MARY 2349 0 4 0 4 DARQUE FORCES (254)
-BUSHIDO 4501 0 3 0 3 RISING SUN (515)
-UNRULY PEASANT 4874 0 3 0 3 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
-REST IN PEACE 4290 0 2 0 2 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
-GOODNESS 4289 0 2 0 2 PEACE KEEPERS (492)
PYRO SMURF 4937 0 2 0 2 EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)
-NEON'S BULLDOG 4994 0 2 0 2 DARK CIRCLE PETS II (572)
LOVE 4276 0 2 0 2 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
-ENFANT TERRIBLE 4875 0 2 0 2 HORS DE COMBAT (539)
-TRUTH 4272 0 2 0 2 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
SACRIFICE 4999 0 1 0 1 WAY TO GO! II (346)
-BACK BREAKER 4865 0 1 0 1 CHAOS BRINGERS (554)
-CHRIS M. 4192 0 1 0 1 DUEL MASTERS (477)
-MARKUS 4190 0 1 0 1 DUEL MASTERS (477)
-BELIAL 4767 0 1 0 1 BAATANAR'RITEZU V (544)
-CHAOS' NEEDLE 4862 0 1 0 1 CHAOS BRINGERS (554)
DUKE 4980 0 1 0 1 THE BLACK ROSE (526)
GREMLIN 4663 0 1 0 1 OLDMIDDLEEARTHORDER (484)
-BEACH BUM 4522 0 1 0 1 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
-HOLINESS 4273 0 1 0 1 KINGS OF PEACE (489)
-PASSIVE STORM 4866 0 1 0 1 CHAOS BRINGERS (554)
SAUCED SEER 4984 0 1 0 1 THE WAR WIZARDS (440)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
S.N.A.F.U. 4326 4 4 0 ALPHABET SOUP 39 MEGA MAGE 3916 134 REVENGED
VROCK 4771 5 2 0 BAATANAR'RITEZU V 544 JUSTICE 4299 136
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THE BIG BANG 4327 3 4 0 THE BEGINNING 355 BRUNHILDA 4268 134
SCROD ENVY 4424 10 4 1 DARQUE FORCES VII 510 BOP 4538 137
PHAMYNN 4255 7 4 2 DHOOMZDEY 486 BLIND BANANA 3487 134 REVENGED
AYN THRAKS 4855 0 3 0 DHOOMZDEY 486 SUSIE 4399 135
JORJA 4397 4 6 1 FEMME FATALE 507 ELAYA 24 137 NONE
GLORIA 4400 3 7 0 FEMME FATALE 507 ANODINE 27 137 NONE
GINSU GURU 869 14 18 4 FLAMING FIST 65 PRIZMATYK WAHL 4252 136
CRUSTY CORN 4795 1 1 0 GARDEN GUMBIES 3 DUHNG B. TELL 4877 134
KAOLIN 4452 6 5 1 PERFECTION QUEST 513 HOPE 4295 134
HOAR SFLIE 4441 2 4 0 SATAN'S VOMIT 127 MILLENNIA 4601 133 JUST REV
LORD SOTH 4852 0 1 0 SHADOWLORDS 552 THORSON 4716 133 NOT REVE
BANZAI 4026 10 3 1 WAY TO GO! II 346 PRINCE RAESENE 1115 134 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Catching up on the personals from the last two turns, something called a FtF
distracted me last time. -- Crip
Asmo -- I completely disagree with Red Raven's assessment. Were it to apply to this
TW, I would simply start DA'ing all my characters to preserve the EPA lead until I
found perfect Rookies level warriors, DAing them once they reach a certain level,
then starting again. Perhaps the penalty shouldn't be as severe, but there should
still be one, otherwise it simply becomes a contest of who happens to stumble across
the best godlings, and not a test of managerial expertise.
Drake -- You see, with a lead, a potential strategy for the EPA was to not fight our
warriors, as the easiest way for us to lose the lead would be to lose to the nearest
contenders. But the EPA is the Erinika Protection Agency, and we are here to protect
this arena to the end, and would not lower ourselves to such despicable tactics. --
Crip
Gungnir -- That makes me 7-1 vs. lungers, so far from a senseless challenge. No need
for the EPA to resort to dishonourable downchallenges. -- Red Hot Chile Papa
Gilles Le Breton -- I'm not sure even those skills will help me crush your defenses.
-- Cross Czech
Heilstorm -- Holy Cow! I don't think I've ever seen another of your manager's beside
you challenge up before. Even if it was to a warrior that you had proven you could
already beat. -- Knitted Afghan
Gebo Goofball Gungnirson -- Let's see, at least 8 FE challenging 1 FE, 28 recognition
points challenging 1 recognition point, and you still can't win. Does your mother
still escort you to the sidewalk so you can get on the big yellow bus each morning?
The only one more useless than you must be your manager. -- M.I.A.
Laddie Bug -- Much better training that time. -- F.U.B.A.R.
Oracle O'Ryan -- Did you foresee that? I certainly didn't -- Bull Frog
Eve -- I don't think I could have done it without a little tourney help. You should
tell Mob Boss to be a little more vocal here -- I.R.S.
Red Ruephin -- I've been barnstormed -- P.D.Q.
Asmo -- Having read your published rules for TW3, I have chosen not to participate
this time around, though I will run in the arena. -- Crip
Justice -- Hurry up and graduate already. You've had the throne long enough. --
Sunglasses
Punchy -- All three were reasonable fights, but it just goes to show you that my one-
dimensional fighting is not as effective as those who fight like you! -- Sunglasses
Asmo Dius -- Tough break with Vrock! As a general rule, I always avoid TV's and
especially when those TV's have a gross style advantage over my warriors. Thanks
again for all the hard work with Turf War 3. This has been my favorite arena for the
last 6 months because of the Turf War. Good luck with Turf War 4. After last turn,
I think the EPA has almost clinched this one! -- Assurnasirbanipal
Scummed 2 Death -- Wow! What a bizarre fight. At least it taught me something and
that little something might even help me with my bashers! I've challenged for the
rematch, but a good win for you! -- Assur
All -- For those interested...Vrock: 11(1)-8(2)-8-18(1)-18(1)-5-21 AB. Was Ad
Master Atk (+4), Expert Rip (-1) and Def (+1), had good Dmg at creation...a lucky
SOB...went 7-3 as a Rookie, saw other tourneys for a total of 19 FE before entering
the arena. Guess his next tourney will be the dead.
Justice -- There is none in the world when you can make a 30 point *TV*
downchallenge, ST vs. AB, to kill the *BEST* warrior a manager has ever had...and I
don't have anyone to BF with. You are not very appropriately named, are you? Thanks
a lot. -- Asmo, crying in his beer
Ghost of Ginsu Guru -- We fight each other one turn, the very next we're both
dead...coincidence? -- Ghost of Vrock
My Fascist Brethren -- With three turns left we are only behind the EPA by 36 points.
Now is the time to step up and win this contest! Weiss Macht. -- Heathen Hatebred
Asmo -- Funds permitting I will be there to represent the Federation! It's a shame
about your tourney baby--those frail aimbees are hard to keep alive. -- Heathen
P.S. Could you tell me what warrior has gained the most points in this Turf War?
29 July 2003
* * * *The Third Annual Turf War* * * *
Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war! TW3 will be held in DM 47
(North Fork) at a date to be specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible
Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon! Here
are the rules:
1. Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance. The leader
will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the
alliance he/she is leading.
2. Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader,
donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by
snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or
snail.
3. Each team may declare one warrior as champion. All points scored by a champ are
double!
4. Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot
grows with entry donations--this list is not final!)
* Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half
of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs.
* The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA
monsters for a period of 6 months.
* The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick
the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament.
* The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster
named after him for a period of 6 months.
* The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of
picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War.
* The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of
one of their warriors.
* The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense
for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account).
* The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors
for a period of 6 months.
* The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5
turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account).
* The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of
roll-up certs from the prize pot.
There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be
divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot.
The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the
11th turn.
Scoring will be as follows:
* 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met:
-- Two Alliance -- Champion
-- Challenge -- Two Champions
-- Bloodfeud -- Challenger losing
-- Kill
(Note: DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!! Ex: Happy
Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost. If he wins, his team scores 60
points! If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!)
Use the following chart to calculate scores:
Conditions Met: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Points Per Fight: 5 10 20 40 80 160 320 640
* Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also. Find the total
number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph
below. Champs that score an award or style master count as two.
1 -- 5 7 -- 320
2 -- 10 8 -- 640
3 -- 20 9 -- 1280
4 -- 40 10 -- 2560
5 -- 80 11 -- 5280
6 -- 100 (x2 for each extra)
Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team,
*AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior!
* Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period.
* TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points
will be x10. TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more.
Number of TV/TC's Points Scored (TV/TC)
1 50/ 500
2 100/1000
3 200/2000
4 400/4000
+ x2/ x2 (for each extra)
Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to
the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers.
Come one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your
own!
Asmo Dius, TCB
Arenas, DM 47, DM 73
1 August 2003
Assurnasirbanipal invites you to Talcama to participate in the third BATTLE
ROYAL contest. It is a Delarquan contest so brutal that even some of Talcama's most
notable managers will refuse to participate. The rules are simpler than any other
contest: You may not avoid any other contest team. There are no silly rules for who
can and can't compete. Any team in Talcama is eligible to compete. The scoring is
also quite simple (+1 for a win, +1 for a kill (+1 for the win), -1 for a loss) and
the first team to reach 25 points is the winner.
Scoring will be live--the results for the turn posted in the newsletter. The
winner will be able to fight their contest team in Talcama for free for 6 months but
more importantly will win a contest against some of the best managers who play the
game in one of the hardest contests in the game.
First turn for BATTLE ROYAL 3 is Talcama Turn 465, which is due August 30.
19 August 2003
Citizens of Ghea (only the ignorant fail to note Lirith Kai is not in Alastari),
no new day is rising, but the sun is setting on just another beautiful evening.
While you were sleeping, an irksome rabble has entered the always fair Aruak City.
Of course they fought alongside our warriors, most not so treasured, as all
gladiators do. They drank with themselves, and slept with themselves. Whether they
had masks, who cares.
Warriors, don't be afraid. For years Aruak has been one of the safest cities in
Ghea, and that custom has been continually cultivated, and will continue to be by
those who have called it home for years and those who live, fight, and die by the
same ethics. There is no contest, nor has there ever needed to be one for many
years. A conflict of personalities has arisen, and the city has been 'invaded' by
pests.
Any rules that are annouced will be purely for the joy of the lemmings' own
little world. Those who are being targeted have no interest in participating except
to defend the integrity of an arena that is different from others. Whether you
choose to come to Aruak, do it for your own reasons, not theirs.
Competing in Aruak City has never been for the faint of heart or the weak willed.
Combat is combat, wherever you go. Blood will flow as always, and now many innocents
will be caught in the middle, but those who defend Aruak's traditions never target
those who bring respect of Aruaki customs with them to our home.
So ignore the private ranting announcement brought by the stuporous
Frothingsloshers. If you choose Aruak City, do not choose it for an unsanctioned and
bogus 'contest', choose it for the tradition. Choose it because Aruak is different.
Defenders of Aruak
25 August 2003
To any that care -- The CDC is back; our current roster is:
Malaquar -- Minion of Guardian
Pip the Troll -- Burly Enforcer Type
mouse -- Official Sneaky Bastard
Papa Bear -- Elder Statesmen
The Sealer says, "Hi, I'm the dealer."
Papa Bear says, "It's not my f****n fault."
Guardian -- Paper Figurehead
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JORJA was butchered by ELAYA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GLORIA was slaughtered by ANODINE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
UNDEADCOCKROACH subdued MILLENNIA in a 4 minute Bloodfeud fight.
HYDROGEN was vanquished by BRUNHILDA in a 2 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
VANISH savagely defeated ARROGANT ORACLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
SUNGLASSES lost to PRIZMATYK WAHL in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MONGOL HORDE overpowered MANNAZ THORSSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
PIXIE BLIGHT viciously subdued GAI-JIN in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
ASPHYXIATE slimly won victory over GUNGNIR in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LADDIE BUG was overpowered by CALISTA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE BHAUM savagely defeated CROSS CZECH in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
DEA was handily defeated by ANGLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PERALTA TRAIL subdued PHETHER PHAHL in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SCUMMED 2 DEATH overcame MIGHTY CUT-UP in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
I.R.S. was overpowered by HEILSTORM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LIGHTNING devastated WANSTEAD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KAT was beaten by A POCK O' LIPS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
KANTRYP was bested by F.U.B.A.R. in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
DUHNG B. TELL was overpowered by BURIED TREASURE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
CONSPIRACY THEORY overpowered GREATER ONE in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GEBO GUNGNIRSON viciously subdued EKON O'LOGE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
ADAM ANT was viciously subdued by PESTI LYNTZ in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
GOHON was bested by M.I.A. in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
LYTENING BOLT defeated KARATIA in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
SEVYN SINES beat BOARRING B. TELL in a popular 4 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
BESS TWESTURN overpowered ORACLE O'RYAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
JUSTICE handily defeated DHETHE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title bout.
I.O.U. was viciously subdued by SCRAG'S LIZARD in a 2 minute gory veteran's duel.
RED HOT CHILE PAPA was narrowly defeated by KASENKO in a action packed 4 minute duel.
HANNIBAL was savagely defeated by WHAHL OF PHORSE in a 3 minute gory veteran's match.
YANKEE DOODLE was savagely defeated by KING RAT in a 9 minute veteran's bout.
SAIONJI was devastated by ATF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLUE BLOOD devastated KNITTED AFGHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
BULL FROG handily defeated FRISIAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BULL MARKET unbelievably bested BLACK BOOK in a action packed 4 minute match.
FORSETI ODINSON was overpowered by RED RUEPHIN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BOP savagely slew SCROD ENVY in a 2 minute brutal competition.
EVE was outwaited by DARKSEID in a 8 minute brutal duel.
GREAT ONE luckily beat SUSIE in a action packed 6 minute gruesome battle.
REMORHAZ devastated ATHENA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IAN lost to DRAYSON in a 6 minute gory conflict.
BLACK EYE was bested by HELLO KITTY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
P.D.Q. was handily defeated by SNEEZY SMURF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WIMPY WARLOCK was overpowered by LUCIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PATIENCE defeated PYRO SMURF in a 3 minute duel.
F. D. A. was luckily beaten by MOE TELSYX in a action packed 4 minute gory bout.
THRAWN handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOVE was demolished by THE BIG BANG in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
ED SCHOONOVER was savagely defeated by DELILAH in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.
THE KEY outwaited PINCH HITTER in a monotonous 14 minute amateur's match.
DIXIE CUP demolished SAUCED SEER in a unpopular 10 minute one-sided brawl.
SPASTIC SMURF was subdued by NOAH in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
TWITCHY SMURF devastated GREMLIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GENERAL SMURF unbelievably bested SACRIFICE in a popular 7 minute novice's struggle.
DUKE was devastated by KINKY CONJOURER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 TOTAL PARRY 145 - 107 - 1 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 21 WALL OF STEEL 62 - 46 - 4 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 17 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 19 - 2 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 AIMED BLOW 54 - 49 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-LUNGE 57 - 59 - 3 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 LUNGING ATTACK 145 - 169 - 10 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 STRIKING ATTACK 116 - 138 - 6 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 65 - 83 - 3 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-STRIKE 34 - 48 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 63 - 3 41 |
Turn 137 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 8 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 5 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 13 - 8 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 8 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 8 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 11 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK JUSTICE 4299 13 7 1 137 PEACE MAKERS (493)
BASHING ATTACK SCRAG'S LIZARD 4988 13 8 1 137 DARK CIRCLE PETS II (572)
SLASHING ATTACK MONGOL HORDE 4001 12 8 3 108 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
WALL OF STEEL PRIZMATYK WAHL 4252 9 3 1 107 MAGIC MAYHEM (485)
PARRY-STRIKE I.O.U. 450 24 21 0 95 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
TOTAL PARRY ASPHYXIATE 3830 16 6 0 88 WAY TO GO! II (346)
LUNGING ATTACK DHETHE 4258 11 7 0 85 DHOOMZDEY (486)
AIMED BLOW CALISTA 3244 6 4 0 84 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KASENKO 4445 12 5 1 83 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
PARRY-LUNGE KING RAT 4508 13 12 0 77 RISING SUN (515)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JUSTICE 4299. The most popular warrior this turn
was BLACK BOOK 3658. The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK EYE 3654, SUSIE
4399, SEVYN SINES 4922, F. D. A. 4801, CONSPIRACY THEORY 4423, KING RAT 4508, VANISH
4633, PIXIE BLIGHT 4427, KASENKO 4445, and SACRIFICE 4999.
The least popular fighter this week was SAUCED SEER 4984. The other ten least
popular fighters were DIXIE CUP 4910, PINCH HITTER 4911, GENERAL SMURF 4938, YANKEE
DOODLE 3605, IAN 4245, DARKSEID 2350, ASPHYXIATE 3830, BOARRING B. TELL 4876, DUKE
4980, and GREMLIN 4663.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
JUSTICE (73-4299) PEACE MAKERS (493)
SCRAG'S LIZARD (73-4988) DARK CIRCLE PETS II (572)
FACE-TO-FACE XXXII
Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday
through Sunday, 16-18 January 2004, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S
Rural Rd). Room rates are $119.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes breakfast.
The rooms are blocked. The reservations number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with
the "Reality Simulations Face to Face Convention" block. Our room block will be
released in mid-December, so please make sure you reserve your room before then.
There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking. The hotel is
located down the freeway in Tempe. All rooms have high speed internet (for an extra
charge). There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a bar and
restaurant inside the hotel. And there's Denny's right across the street. Look for
transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late
November/early December.
If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue. If you have,
you'll be back. Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast! See you there!
-- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff