DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/27/2006 Duedate: 07/24/2006
ERINIKA ARENA
DM-73 TURN-174
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ENDU ENDU
DUDS (602)
(73-5242) [14-4-0,86]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ENDU ENDU POSITION IS EMPTY
DUDS (602)
(73-5242) [14-4-0,86]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FRISBEE BEACH BUM
FOUND IN THE SAND (299) FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
(73-3098) [9-10-0,47] (73-4522) [1-5-0,12]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DUDS (602)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DUDS (602) 38
2. FOUND IN THE SAND (299) 18 DUDS (602)
3. PERFECTION QUEST II (513) 3 Unchartered Team
4. FAMILY JEWELS (574) 0
5. WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 0 SWAMP TURTLES (136)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 THE BULLS (43) 167 81 10 67.3 1/ 2 DUDS (602) 7 1 0
2- 2*FAMILY JEWELS (574) 16 8 1 66.7 2/ 3 FOUND IN THE SAND (299) 5 3 0
3/ 3 DUDS (602) 38 26 2 59.4 3- 1*FAMILY JEWELS (574) 4 4 0
4/ 4 PERFECTION QUEST I (513) 64 48 5 57.1 4/ 5 PERFECTION QUEST I (513) 3 0 0
5- 5 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 398 326 32 55.0 5- 4 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 1 0 0
6/ 6 FOUND IN THE SAND (299) 58 63 1 47.9 6- 7*PLAY BALL (623) 1 1 0
7- 7 MAESTUS MORTALES (633) 34 48 1 41.5 7- 6 THE BULLS (43) 0 1 0
8- 8*PLAY BALL (623) 2 7 0 22.2 8- 9*GASHOUSE GANG (622) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. DUDS
now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. It was a tough week for
MAESTUS MORTALES, to drop 6 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for
DOLT, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a
melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on
the sands. LUG was beat by BURIED TREASURE and drops 4 points. Our battling
duelmaster ENDU ENDU has managed to hold the title, fending off KUNG-FU MASTER's none
too subtle advances. Better luck next time, ERINIKA. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad FOUND IN THE SAND? Big bad
FOUND IN THE SAND. Big bad FOUND IN THE SAND. ERINIKA's afraid of the big bad FOUND
IN THE SAND. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your
rasberries, cause DUDS beats feet every time FOUND IN THE SAND smiles at them. Try
farming, eh? And who is this BURIED TREASURE you ask, with 64 points and a 11-6-0
record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ERINIKA have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENDU ENDU 5242 14 4 0 86 DUDS (602)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BULL FROG 4547 16 7 0 129 THE BULLS (43)
-MONGOL HORDE 4001 14 8 3 124 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-RED HOT CHILE PAPA 3358 22 13 1 113 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-APPLE DANISH 5247 12 2 0 109 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-YANKEE DOODLE 3605 21 19 0 107 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-BULL MARKET 4124 22 10 1 103 THE BULLS (43)
-SILVER BULL ION 5149 11 3 1 101 THE BULLS (43)
-CROSS CZECH 4008 14 14 2 98 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-EUROPEAN HAND BULL 3099 18 11 0 91 THE BULLS (43)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURIED TREASURE 4264 11 6 0 64 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GANGSTA CREEP 5514 9 9 0 55 MAESTUS MORTALES (633)
LUG 5316 7 5 1 53 DUDS (602)
-APPIUS 5513 9 8 1 48 MAESTUS MORTALES (633)
TWERP 5410 3 1 0 48 DUDS (602)
FRISBEE 3098 9 10 0 47 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
-BIMBO 5325 6 5 1 47 DUDS (602)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLACK BALL 5512 9 6 0 33 MAESTUS MORTALES (633)
-DIAMOND EAR RING 5028 4 2 1 28 FAMILY JEWELS (574)
-RUBY PENDANT 5025 4 1 0 28 FAMILY JEWELS (574)
-TRESSA 5507 5 10 0 25 MAESTUS MORTALES (633)
SNEAKERS 5021 2 0 0 24 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JADE LOCKET 5027 4 1 0 23 FAMILY JEWELS (574)
SLEEP WALKER 5451 3 0 0 21 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
DOLT 5506 1 0 0 21 DUDS (602)
-MINNET 4448 4 5 0 17 PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
-RED WING 5484 1 0 0 16 PLAY BALL (623)
-PEARL NECKLACE 5026 4 3 0 15 FAMILY JEWELS (574)
BEACH BUM 4522 1 5 0 12 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
-CARDINAL 5427 0 1 0 7 PLAY BALL (623)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OPAL BROOCH 5024 0 1 0 7 FAMILY JEWELS (574)
-STINGER 5428 0 2 0 6 PLAY BALL (623)
-MARLIN 5426 1 2 0 5 PLAY BALL (623)
-EDMONDS 5420 0 1 0 5 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-PETRONIUS 5508 0 2 0 2 MAESTUS MORTALES (633)
-STUB BULL 5485 0 1 0 1 THE BULLS (43)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHICAGO BULL 5464 0 2 0 THE BULLS 43 DIAMOND EAR RING 5028 170 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
WHAT?! 0 & 4??!! Ruby overcome by Dangerous Criminal??!! I'll be getting me some
new, valuable, jewels, I will. -- Jewel Thief
Fratsfa Slave -- We like 'em easy. -- Lug and Bimbo
Beach Bum -- That was go "POUND in the sand", wasn't it? -- Twerp
The Duds are back! Top team on the move. Top chartered team. Duelmaster.
Chartered Recognition Leader. I am such a great manager. Yes, indeedy! -- Amy A.
Airhead, Duds Manager
Pearl Necklace -- A sleeper hold around the neck is ALWAYS more effective than
"jewelry"! -- Sleep Walker
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LUG was bested by BURIED TREASURE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
ENDU ENDU won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome Title battle.
FRISBEE was demolished by TWERP in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SNEAKERS devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BEACH BUM was defeated by SLEEP WALKER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
DOLT devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 3 - 0 84 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 2 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 7 - 1 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 174 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ENDU ENDU 5242 14 4 0 86 DUDS (602)
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 4264 11 6 0 64 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
LUNGING ATTACK LUG 5316 7 5 1 53 DUDS (602)
BASHING ATTACK TWERP 5410 3 1 0 48 DUDS (602)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FRISBEE 3098. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEACH BUM 4522. The ten other most popular fighters were DOLT 5506, LUG 5316,
BURIED TREASURE 4264, TWERP 5410, ENDU ENDU 5242, SNEAKERS 5021, SLEEP WALKER 5451,
FRISBEE 3098, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was FRISBEE 3098. The other ten least popular
fighters were SLEEP WALKER 5451, SNEAKERS 5021, ENDU ENDU 5242, TWERP 5410, BURIED
TREASURE 4264, LUG 5316, DOLT 5506, BEACH BUM 4522, 0, and 0.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLI
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WILLIE MAKIT 514 (111-38-3) 4 3 0 MISTAKEN IDENTITY
IRON SOLDIER 1785 (14-7-0) 2 3 0 THE MERCENARIES
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SAIONJI 4447 (21-8-1) 2 3 0 PERFECTION QUEST II
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RED HOT CHILE PAPA 3358 (22-13-1) 3 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
YANKEE DOODLE 3605 (21-19-0) 3 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
BULL FROG 4547 (16-7-0) 2 3 0 THE BULLS
BULL MARKET 4124 (22-10-1) 1 3 0 THE BULLS
EUROPEAN HAND BULL 3099 (18-11-0) 1 3 0 THE BULLS
VINNIE THE TUSH 2122 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 MAFIA DUDES
WILLOW 2807 (7-2-0) 1 3 0 LANDOVER
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DUNCE 5256 (4-5-0) 1 1 0 DEAD DUDS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TWERP 5410 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 DUDS
ABED 4060 (0-0-0) 1 2 0 DEAD FOUR LETTER WORDS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CASH MONEY! 4839 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 TAX PAYERS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LORD WINTER 4038 (0-0-0) 7 3 1 WARLORDS
ISOTOPE 5429 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 DEAD PLAY BALL
CHONG 5479 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 SMOKED OUT!!!
CAPTAIN KIRK 5475 (0-0-0) 3 3 2 BORN TO MACK
SANDERS 5421 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD GASHOUSE GANG
SIR LEE U. JEST 4202 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD DEWY, SKRUEM, & HOWE
MCGWIRE 5423 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 GASHOUSE GANG
RICO SUAVE 5478 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BORN TO MACK
ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HARI-KARI 3049 (10-4-0) 1 3 0 WAY TO GO! II
FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DEPLORE A BULL 493 (23-1-1) 0 3 0 THE BULLS
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CROSS CZECH 4008 (14-14-2) 0 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CARDINAL 5427 (0-1-0) 5 3 0 PLAY BALL
STINGER 5428 (0-2-0) 3 3 0 PLAY BALL
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHEECH 5481 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 SMOKED OUT!!!
ROLEN 5422 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 GASHOUSE GANG
MR NICE GUY 5480 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 SMOKED OUT!!!
MARUS DOUNE 4200 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 DEWY, SKRUEM, & HOWE
SGT STANDANKO 5482 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 SMOKED OUT!!!
T.H.C. 5483 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 SMOKED OUT!!!