DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/22/2006    Duedate: 09/18/2006

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-176

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ENDU ENDU
DUDS (602)
(73-5242) [16-4-0,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ENDU ENDU                      POSITION IS EMPTY
DUDS (602)                     
(73-5242) [16-4-0,90]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LUG                            BIMBO
DUDS (602)                     DUDS (602)
(73-5316) [9-5-1,68]           (73-5325) [8-5-1,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUDS (602)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUDS (602)                  16
2. SUE'S BOYS (632)             0      DUDS (602)
3. FOUND IN THE SAND (299)      0      Unchartered Team
4. SUPER STARS (629)            0
5. AIR CANADA (635)             0      DARK ARENA II (142)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SUE'S BOYS (632)           4   0  1  100   1/ 1 DUDS (602)               10  4 0
 2- 2*SUPER STARS (629)          3   0  1  100   2- 3*SUE'S BOYS (632)          4  0 1
 3- 3*AIR CANADA (635)           3   0  0  100   3- 2 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)   4  4 0
 4- 4*CAPITALISTS (631)          3   0  0  100   4- 4*SUPER STARS (629)         3  0 1
 5- 5*SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)       2   0  0  100   5- 7*AIR CANADA (635)          3  0 0
 6/ 7 DUDS (602)                45  29  2 60.8   6- 6*CAPITALISTS (631)         3  0 0
 7/ 8 PERFECTION QUEST I (513)  65  49  5 57.0   7- 8*SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)      2  0 0
 8- 9 FOUND IN THE SAND (299)   60  65  1 48.0   8/ 5 PERFECTION QUEST I (513)  2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Yu rite.  This be innerestin.  Rite?  Me be bored.  Me win all much.
               Endu Endu, DoolKing

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for DOLT, who flew up 12 points in the rankings after mashing PERSISTANT 
BEGGAR like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the 
top ten was TWERP, who dropped 3 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout 
with CAPTURED ORC.  Well, everybody's pal ENDU ENDU moved his record to 16-4-0 by 
defeating CONVICTED ASSASSIN in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition 
points.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that FOUND IN THE SAND was 
most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of FOUND IN THE 
SAND's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause DUDS beats feet every time FOUND IN THE SAND smiles at them.  Try 
farming, eh?   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ERINIKA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), 
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENDU ENDU 5242               16   4  0    90       DUDS (602)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUG 5316                      9   5  1    68       DUDS (602)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FRISBEE 3098                 10  10  0    59       FOUND IN THE SAND (299)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BURIED TREASURE 4264         11   7  0    56       FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
 BIMBO 5325                    8   5  1    54       DUDS (602)
 TWERP 5410                    3   3  0    34       DUDS (602)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLEEP WALKER 5451             4   1  0    33       PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
-BEACH BUM 4522                2   5  0    28       FOUND IN THE SAND (299)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANTWOINE RANDEL-EL 5502       1   0  1    22       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-SEA KING 5524                 1   0  0    21       AIR CANADA (635)
-JEROME BETTIS 5501            1   0  0    20       SUE'S BOYS (632)
 DOLT 5506                     2   1  0    18       DUDS (602)
-MINNET 4448                   4   5  0    17       PERFECTION QUEST II (513)
-SNEAKERS 5021                 2   1  0    16       FOUND IN THE SAND (299)
-HERCULES 5525                 1   0  0    15       AIR CANADA (635)
-OTTAWA SENATOR 5500           1   0  0    15       CAPITALISTS (631)
-KENNY CHESNEY 5517            1   0  0    15       SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
-HINES WARD 5505               1   0  0    15       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-SUN LIGHT 5489                1   0  1    14       SUPER STARS (629)
-SUN RAY 5490                  1   0  0    13       SUPER STARS (629)
-BRAD PAISLEY 5520             1   0  0    13       SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
-SUN TZU 5488                  1   0  0    13       SUPER STARS (629)
-GRIFFON 5523                  1   0  0    13       AIR CANADA (635)
-BERLIN FIRE 5497              1   0  0    13       CAPITALISTS (631)
-REAL MADRID 5496              1   0  0    13       CAPITALISTS (631)
-BEN ROTHLESBURGER 5504        1   0  0     9       SUE'S BOYS (632)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Perhaps you were expecting someone easy, Buried Treasure?  I can certainly attest
that you have hidden talent.  Well hidden. -- Lug

Frisbee and Beach Bum -- You both had it easy as the MUGs shined down on you with
great experience factors over your Dud newcomers.  Take the victories and run.
Perhaps you should even hide. -- Amy A. Airhead, Duds Princess

10-3?  Clearly I have made some mistakes, losing approximately 25% of the fights.  I
will study and try harder. -- Amy A. Airhead, Duds Princess

When are The Family Jewels coming back?  They were easy. -- Amy A. Airhead, Duds
Princess

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ENDU ENDU outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a unpopular 8 minute Title fight.
LUG viciously subdued FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 1 minute expert vs. novice battle.
BIMBO bested SLEEP WALKER in a popular 1 minute contest.
TWERP was luckily beaten by CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute master vs. amateur upset match.
DOLT devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -   4 -  0      84  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   5 -  1      72  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   8 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 176 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ENDU ENDU 5242             16   4  0   90 DUDS (602)
LUNGING ATTACK   LUG 5316                    9   5  1   68 DUDS (602)
BASHING ATTACK   BIMBO 5325                  8   5  1   54 DUDS (602)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUG 5316.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BIMBO 5325.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUG 5316, TWERP 5410, DOLT 
5506, SLEEP WALKER 5451, ENDU ENDU 5242,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was ENDU ENDU 5242.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SLEEP WALKER 5451, DOLT 5506, TWERP 5410, LUG 5316, BIMBO 5325,  0,  0, 
0,  0, and  0.