DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/24/2011    Duedate: 06/20/2011

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-238

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MRS. POTATOE HEAD
DREW'S BOYS II (652)
(73-5723) [14-6-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MRS. POTATOE HEAD              CAROLINA
DREW'S BOYS II (652)           ROUTE 84 (414)
(73-5723) [14-6-0,115]         (73-3670) [2-3-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SALINDA RENN                   ULTOR TAK
MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)            MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
(73-5743) [17-29-0,80]         (73-5783) [17-21-1,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

 (-1)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROUTE 84 (414)              19
2. DREW'S BOYS II (652)        11      DREW'S BOYS II (652)
3. MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)          8      Unchartered Team
4. H8 2 TXT (673)               4
5. DREW'S BOYS (575)            0      ROUTE 84 (414)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DREW'S BOYS II (652)      32  12  1 72.7   1/ 1 H8 2 TXT (673)            8  7 0
 2- 2 DREW'S BOYS (575)         25  13  2 65.8   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)       8  7 0
 3/ 3 H8 2 TXT (673)            44  38  5 53.7   3/ 3 DREW'S BOYS II (652)      6  0 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)      132 139  5 48.7   4- 4 DREW'S BOYS (575)         2  2 0
 5/ 0*ROUTE 84 (414)             2   3  0 40.0   5/ 0*ROUTE 84 (414)            1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

       * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 267): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 260): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 267): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 260): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): CRYPTICS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
                          VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
                               PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                                      EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL
                                                    (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
                          (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                                      RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                                      JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ERINIKA needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
CAROLINA?  ROUTE 84's proud of him after beating MRALISSA LOON and getting 19 points. 
Talk about yer major upsets!  MRALISSA LOON's match with CAROLINA cost her a loss of 
7 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think MRS. POTATOE HEAD 
should let SALINDA RENN be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ERINIKA is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MRS. POTATOE HEAD 5723       14   6  0   115       DREW'S BOYS II (652)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINKY PETE 5720             15   4  1    93       DREW'S BOYS II (652)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALINDA RENN 5743            17  29  0    80       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
 ULTOR TAK 5783               17  21  1    76       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
 SARMINO TIELO 5923            7   7  0    71       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANAMA OATS 5839             17  15  0    66       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
 BBIAB 5925                    9   4  1    62       H8 2 TXT (673)
-GORDON 5032                  13   6  0    61       DREW'S BOYS (575)
 KK 5927                       9   4  0    58       H8 2 TXT (673)
 L8R 5926                      7   6  1    58       H8 2 TXT (673)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOLZIE 5904                   8   9  2    51       H8 2 TXT (673)
 R U DMB 5905                  6  11  0    39       H8 2 TXT (673)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAROLINA 3670                 2   3  0    31       ROUTE 84 (414)
-CRANKY 5772                   3   1  1    27       DREW'S BOYS (575)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REX 5721                      1   0  0    13       DREW'S BOYS II (652)
-ARMY MUN 5722                 2   2  0     8       DREW'S BOYS II (652)
 MRALISSA LOON 5939            1   1  0     4       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mrs. Potatoe Head -- You may have won the TITLE, but I have won the hearts of the
fans. -- Salinda Renn, not at all like a potato

I suppose I should count myself lucky that the Convicted Assassin didn't kill me. --
Ultor Tak

     I never kill for free. -- Grof Stonefoot, Convicted (wrongly) Assassin
     P.S.  But I'm tempted, for a Shew like you.

Gordon -- I wouldn't have been forced to brutality if you'd surrendered sooner. --
Sarmino Tielo
P.S.  I never mash melons.  I make them into melon balls.  The fans love 'em.

R U Dmb -- Yes, I think so.  You can't spell, for one thing. -- Panama Oats

Beggars just annoy the heck out of me. -- Mralissa Loon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MRS. POTATOE HEAD devastated SALINDA RENN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ULTOR TAK won victory over CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
STINKY PETE vanquished KK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SARMINO TIELO overpowered R U DMB in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PANAMA OATS viciously subdued LOLZIE in a 9 minute gruesome brawl.
BBIAB overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
L8R viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. beginner competition.
CAROLINA vanquished MRALISSA LOON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        26 -  11 -  2      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  16 -  2      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  12 -  0      43  |

Turn 238 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       MRS. POTATOE HEAD 5723     14   6  0  115 DREW'S BOYS II (652)
BASHING ATTACK   STINKY PETE 5720           15   4  1   93 DREW'S BOYS II (652)
TOTAL PARRY      PANAMA OATS 5839           17  15  0   66 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
SLASHING ATTACK  L8R 5926                    7   6  1   58 H8 2 TXT (673)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SALINDA RENN 5743.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ULTOR TAK 5783.  The ten other most popular fighters were SARMINO TIELO 
5923, PANAMA OATS 5839, LOLZIE 5904, L8R 5926, MRS. POTATOE HEAD 5723, STINKY PETE 
5720, BBIAB 5925, CAROLINA 3670, SALINDA RENN 5743, and KK 5927.

The least popular fighter this week was MRALISSA LOON 5939.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were R U DMB 5905, KK 5927, SALINDA RENN 5743, CAROLINA 3670, BBIAB 
5925, STINKY PETE 5720, MRS. POTATOE HEAD 5723, L8R 5926, LOLZIE 5904, and PANAMA 
OATS 5839.