DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/16/2011 Duedate: 09/12/2011 ERINIKA ARENA DM-73 TURN-241 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS STINKY PETE DREW'S BOYS II (652) (73-5720) [18-4-2,125] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader STINKY PETE CAROLINA DREW'S BOYS II (652) ROUTE 84 (414) (73-5720) [18-4-2,125] (73-3670) [4-4-0,55] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SALINDA RENN L8R MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) H8 2 TXT (673) (73-5743) [18-31-0,85] (73-5926) [8-8-1,68] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM H8 2 TXT (673) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) 33 2. H8 2 TXT (673) 26 DREW'S BOYS II (652) 3. ROUTE 84 (414) 18 Unchartered Team 4. DREW'S BOYS II (652) 13 ROUTE 84 (414) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 DREW'S BOYS II (652) 37 13 2 74.0 1/ 1 H8 2 TXT (673) 10 5 0 2/ 2 H8 2 TXT (673) 54 43 5 55.7 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) 7 8 0 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) 139 147 5 48.6 3/ 3 DREW'S BOYS II (652) 5 1 1 4/ 4*ROUTE 84 (414) 4 7 0 36.4 4/ 4*ROUTE 84 (414) 2 4 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 311): YUMALESCA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 292): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 240): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 238): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 334): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 311): GOD OR GODDESS (Sir Blackguard, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 292): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 240): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 238): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): GOBERT HINNY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 239): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.) SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of ERINIKA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see WENDY VINE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, PANAMA OATS beat L8R and L8R lost 8 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, ERINIKA may be getting bland, as STINKY PETE stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, ERINIKA? He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. There's got to be a better place in ERINIKA to get a drink than The Swinging Aardvark! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STINKY PETE 5720 18 4 2 125 DREW'S BOYS II (652) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BBIAB 5925 11 5 1 92 H8 2 TXT (673) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SARMINO TIELO 5923 9 8 0 89 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) SALINDA RENN 5743 18 31 0 85 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) KK 5927 11 5 0 85 H8 2 TXT (673) PANAMA OATS 5839 18 17 0 79 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) L8R 5926 8 8 1 68 H8 2 TXT (673) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME R U DMB 5905 9 11 0 64 H8 2 TXT (673) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CAROLINA 3670 4 4 0 55 ROUTE 84 (414) LOLZIE 5904 10 10 2 51 H8 2 TXT (673) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MRALISSA LOON 5939 3 2 0 21 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) WENDY VINE 5949 1 0 0 16 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) -REX 5721 1 0 0 13 DREW'S BOYS II (652) -ARMY MUN 5722 2 2 0 8 DREW'S BOYS II (652) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? R.C. 5724 0 1 0 DREW'S BOYS II 652 BRANGO 241 NONE ULTOR TAK 5783 17 23 1 MIDDLE WAY 18 656 STINKY PETE 5720 240 ALABAMA 3666 0 1 0 ROUTE 84 414 SNENITH 241 NONE NOT SO MUCH 5941 0 1 0 ROUTE 84 414 ELAYA 241 NONE PERSONAL ADS We salute the mislabeled tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Middle Way Stinky Pete -- And it WAS murder, with malice aforethought! I could tell. You've never forgiven me for that time on Sestegos, have you? -- Ghost of Ultor Tak Kung-Fu Masters, huh. I eat 'em for breakfast. -- Sarmino Tielo P.S. With catsup. Bbiab and Kk -- This is some kind of foreign language, isn't it? Well, listen, we don't DO foreign languages and see no reason why we SHOULD. -- Salinda Renn and Panama Oats Beggars are easy. Bring me lots of Beggars to fight. -- Mralissa Loon LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ALABAMA was butchered by SNENITH in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. R.C. was slaughtered by BRANGO in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle. NOT SO MUCH was murdered by ELAYA in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. STINKY PETE bested BBIAB in a 1 minute Title contest. SARMINO TIELO overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. PANAMA OATS unbelievably bested L8R in a 2 minute gruesome brawl. SALINDA RENN was defeated by KK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle. R U DMB handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight. CAROLINA vanquished MRALISSA LOON in a 1 minute uneven duel. LOLZIE vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight. WENDY VINE defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 3 - 1 83 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 24 - 8 - 1 75 | |AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 7 - 0 56 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 0 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 10 - 0 44 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 6 - 0 14 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 241 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK STINKY PETE 5720 18 4 2 125 DREW'S BOYS II (652) AIMED BLOW BBIAB 5925 11 5 1 92 H8 2 TXT (673) TOTAL PARRY PANAMA OATS 5839 18 17 0 79 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SALINDA RENN 5743. The most popular warrior this turn was L8R 5926. The ten other most popular fighters were KK 5927, STINKY PETE 5720, PANAMA OATS 5839, LOLZIE 5904, WENDY VINE 5949, SARMINO TIELO 5923, R U DMB 5905, CAROLINA 3670, ALABAMA 3666, and NOT SO MUCH 5941. The least popular fighter this week was MRALISSA LOON 5939. The other ten least popular fighters were SALINDA RENN 5743, BBIAB 5925, R.C. 5724, NOT SO MUCH 5941, ALABAMA 3666, CAROLINA 3670, R U DMB 5905, SARMINO TIELO 5923, WENDY VINE 5949, and LOLZIE 5904. FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BULL MARKET 4124 (22-10-1) 7 3 0 THE BULLS EUROPEAN HAND BULL 3099 (18-11-0) 6 3 0 THE BULLS CROSS CZECH 4008 (14-14-2) 4 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE RED HOT CHILE PAPA 3358 (22-13-1) 0 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BEER KHAN 5755 (14-6-1) 3 3 0 MONGOL HORDE CHAKA KHAN 5760 (13-4-0) 2 3 0 MONGOL HORDE POP KHAN 5757 (9-2-0) 2 3 0 MONGOL HORDE HINES WARD 5505 (16-2-0) 1 3 0 SUE'S BOYS ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DEATHFROMABOVE 5766 (7-1-0) 12 3 1 WAY BACK WHEN BUTTERFLIES 5535 (9-2-0) 7 3 0 FIRST DATE CARPENTER 5553 (10-2-1) 7 3 0 GASHOUSE GANG GRIFFON 5523 (8-2-0) 5 3 0 AIR CANADA KHAN D. DATE 5756 (10-3-0) 4 3 0 MONGOL HORDE BRAD PAISLEY 5520 (8-5-1) 3 3 1 SUE'S BIG BOYS SAM THE SHAFT 5762 (9-1-1) 3 3 0 WAY BACK WHEN JEROME BETTIS 5501 (9-5-1) 2 3 0 SUE'S BOYS KITTY 5765 (10-1-0) 1 3 0 WAY BACK WHEN SUN LIGHT 5489 (10-2-1) 1 3 0 SUPER STARS SUN STROKE 5486 (8-3-1) 1 3 0 SUPER STARS ANTWOINE RANDEL-EL 5502 (9-5-2) 0 3 0 SUE'S BOYS SUN RAY 5490 (9-1-0) 0 3 0 SUPER STARS INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME LAND-MINE HOPSCOTCH 5857 (4-0-0) 6 3 0 POOR COMBINATIONS ROLEN 5422 (3-0-0) 4 3 0 GASHOUSE GANG EDMONDS 5420 (2-2-0) 2 3 0 GASHOUSE GANG KHAN KISSEDADOOR 5838 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 MONGOL HORDE PRODIGAL SUN 5851 (3-0-0) 0 3 0 SUPER STARS APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PUJOLS 5424 (3-1-1) 3 3 0 GASHOUSE GANG MAJOR BRADBURY 5879 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 CANADIAN WHISKEY ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME LUDWICK 5889 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD GASHOUSE GANG * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.