DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/16/2011    Duedate: 09/12/2011

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-241

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STINKY PETE
DREW'S BOYS II (652)
(73-5720) [18-4-2,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STINKY PETE                    CAROLINA
DREW'S BOYS II (652)           ROUTE 84 (414)
(73-5720) [18-4-2,125]         (73-3670) [4-4-0,55]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SALINDA RENN                   L8R
MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)            H8 2 TXT (673)
(73-5743) [18-31-0,85]         (73-5926) [8-8-1,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

H8 2 TXT (673)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)         33
2. H8 2 TXT (673)              26      DREW'S BOYS II (652)
3. ROUTE 84 (414)              18      Unchartered Team
4. DREW'S BOYS II (652)        13
                                       ROUTE 84 (414)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DREW'S BOYS II (652)      37  13  2 74.0   1/ 1 H8 2 TXT (673)           10  5 0
 2/ 2 H8 2 TXT (673)            54  43  5 55.7   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)       7  8 0
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)      139 147  5 48.6   3/ 3 DREW'S BOYS II (652)      5  1 1
 4/ 4*ROUTE 84 (414)             4   7  0 36.4   4/ 4*ROUTE 84 (414)            2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 311): YUMALESCA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 292): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 240): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 238): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 334): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 311): GOD OR GODDESS (Sir Blackguard, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 292): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 240): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 238): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): GOBERT HINNY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 239): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ERINIKA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see WENDY VINE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
PANAMA OATS beat L8R and L8R lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, ERINIKA may be getting bland, as STINKY PETE stays top 
dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  
You want to know what's new, don't you, ERINIKA?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in ERINIKA to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come 
this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINKY PETE 5720             18   4  2   125       DREW'S BOYS II (652)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BBIAB 5925                   11   5  1    92       H8 2 TXT (673)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SARMINO TIELO 5923            9   8  0    89       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
 SALINDA RENN 5743            18  31  0    85       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
 KK 5927                      11   5  0    85       H8 2 TXT (673)
 PANAMA OATS 5839             18  17  0    79       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
 L8R 5926                      8   8  1    68       H8 2 TXT (673)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 R U DMB 5905                  9  11  0    64       H8 2 TXT (673)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAROLINA 3670                 4   4  0    55       ROUTE 84 (414)
 LOLZIE 5904                  10  10  2    51       H8 2 TXT (673)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MRALISSA LOON 5939            3   2  0    21       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
 WENDY VINE 5949               1   0  0    16       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-REX 5721                      1   0  0    13       DREW'S BOYS II (652)
-ARMY MUN 5722                 2   2  0     8       DREW'S BOYS II (652)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
R.C. 5724               0  1 0 DREW'S BOYS II 652   BRANGO                241  NONE
ULTOR TAK 5783         17 23 1 MIDDLE WAY 18 656    STINKY PETE 5720      240   
ALABAMA 3666            0  1 0 ROUTE 84 414         SNENITH               241  NONE
NOT SO MUCH 5941        0  1 0 ROUTE 84 414         ELAYA                 241  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the mislabeled tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Stinky Pete -- And it WAS murder, with malice aforethought!  I could tell.  You've
never forgiven me for that time on Sestegos, have you? -- Ghost of Ultor Tak

Kung-Fu Masters, huh.  I eat 'em for breakfast. -- Sarmino Tielo
P.S.  With catsup.

Bbiab and Kk -- This is some kind of foreign language, isn't it?  Well, listen, we
don't DO foreign languages and see no reason why we SHOULD. -- Salinda Renn and
Panama Oats

Beggars are easy.  Bring me lots of Beggars to fight. -- Mralissa Loon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALABAMA was butchered by SNENITH in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
R.C. was slaughtered by BRANGO in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
NOT SO MUCH was murdered by ELAYA in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
STINKY PETE bested BBIAB in a 1 minute Title contest.
SARMINO TIELO overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PANAMA OATS unbelievably bested L8R in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
SALINDA RENN was defeated by KK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
R U DMB handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CAROLINA vanquished MRALISSA LOON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LOLZIE vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
WENDY VINE defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    15 -   3 -  1      83  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        24 -   8 -  1      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  14 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 241 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   STINKY PETE 5720           18   4  2  125 DREW'S BOYS II (652)
AIMED BLOW       BBIAB 5925                 11   5  1   92 H8 2 TXT (673)
TOTAL PARRY      PANAMA OATS 5839           18  17  0   79 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SALINDA RENN 5743.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was L8R 5926.  The ten other most popular fighters were KK 5927, STINKY PETE 
5720, PANAMA OATS 5839, LOLZIE 5904, WENDY VINE 5949, SARMINO TIELO 5923, R U DMB 
5905, CAROLINA 3670, ALABAMA 3666, and NOT SO MUCH 5941.

The least popular fighter this week was MRALISSA LOON 5939.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SALINDA RENN 5743, BBIAB 5925, R.C. 5724, NOT SO MUCH 5941, 
ALABAMA 3666, CAROLINA 3670, R U DMB 5905, SARMINO TIELO 5923, WENDY VINE 5949, and 
LOLZIE 5904.

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BULL MARKET 4124 (22-10-1)             7  3  0         THE BULLS            
EUROPEAN HAND BULL 3099 (18-11-0)      6  3  0         THE BULLS            
CROSS CZECH 4008 (14-14-2)             4  3  0         WORLDWIDE GORE       
RED HOT CHILE PAPA 3358 (22-13-1)      0  3  0         WORLDWIDE GORE       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BEER KHAN 5755 (14-6-1)                3  3  0         MONGOL HORDE         
CHAKA KHAN 5760 (13-4-0)               2  3  0         MONGOL HORDE         
POP KHAN 5757 (9-2-0)                  2  3  0         MONGOL HORDE         
HINES WARD 5505 (16-2-0)               1  3  0         SUE'S BOYS           

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEATHFROMABOVE 5766 (7-1-0)           12  3  1         WAY BACK WHEN        
BUTTERFLIES 5535 (9-2-0)               7  3  0         FIRST DATE           
CARPENTER 5553 (10-2-1)                7  3  0         GASHOUSE GANG        
GRIFFON 5523 (8-2-0)                   5  3  0         AIR CANADA           
KHAN D. DATE 5756 (10-3-0)             4  3  0         MONGOL HORDE         
BRAD PAISLEY 5520 (8-5-1)              3  3  1         SUE'S BIG BOYS       
SAM THE SHAFT 5762 (9-1-1)             3  3  0         WAY BACK WHEN        
JEROME BETTIS 5501 (9-5-1)             2  3  0         SUE'S BOYS           
KITTY 5765 (10-1-0)                    1  3  0         WAY BACK WHEN        
SUN LIGHT 5489 (10-2-1)                1  3  0         SUPER STARS          
SUN STROKE 5486 (8-3-1)                1  3  0         SUPER STARS          
ANTWOINE RANDEL-EL 5502 (9-5-2)        0  3  0         SUE'S BOYS           
SUN RAY 5490 (9-1-0)                   0  3  0         SUPER STARS          

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAND-MINE HOPSCOTCH 5857 (4-0-0)       6  3  0         POOR COMBINATIONS    
ROLEN 5422 (3-0-0)                     4  3  0         GASHOUSE GANG        
EDMONDS 5420 (2-2-0)                   2  3  0         GASHOUSE GANG        
KHAN KISSEDADOOR 5838 (1-1-0)          1  3  0         MONGOL HORDE         
PRODIGAL SUN 5851 (3-0-0)              0  3  0         SUPER STARS          

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PUJOLS 5424 (3-1-1)                    3  3  0         GASHOUSE GANG        
MAJOR BRADBURY 5879 (2-0-0)            1  3  0         CANADIAN WHISKEY     

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LUDWICK 5889 (0-0-0)                   0  1  0  DEAD   GASHOUSE GANG        

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.