DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/04/2014    Duedate: 12/01/2014

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-283

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAJOR BRADBURY
CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
(73-5879) [17-1-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAJOR BRADBURY                 POSITION IS EMPTY
CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)         
(73-5879) [17-1-0,123]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STUB BULL                      BELGIAN WAFFLE
THE BULLS (43)                 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
(73-5485) [21-25-1,111]        (73-6123) [8-5-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)         18
2. THE BEGINNING (355)         17      CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
3. CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)      12      Unchartered Team
4. CALENDAR GIRLS (453)         6
5. THE BULLS (43)               3      COUNTRY FELLERS (560)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    17   3  0 85.0   1/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)       8  7 1
 2/ 3 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      27   8  0 77.1   2/ 2 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      7  4 0
 3- 4 BB BASEBALL MONEY (726)   37  13  0 74.0   3/ 1 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       6  3 0
 4/ 5 WHISKEY (671)             10   5  0 66.7   4- 5 DUDS (602)                4  1 0
 5/ 6 THE BULLS (43)           215 113 11 65.5   5/ 7 WHISKEY (671)             4  2 0
 6- 7 DUDS (602)                79  52  3 60.3   6- 6 ALPHABET SOUP (39)        3  1 1
 7/ 8 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)      470 360 37 56.6   7/ 8 THE BULLS (43)            2  0 0
 8- 9 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183) 114  94 12 54.8   8/10 THE BEGINNING (355)       2  1 0
 9-10 ALPHABET SOUP (39)       156 133 13 54.0   9/ 9 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    2  1 0
10/11 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)      233 258  6 47.5  10-12*GREAT OLD ONES (705)      1  5 0
11/12 THE BEGINNING (355)      124 146  7 45.9  11-14 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
ERINIKA.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say 
good-bye to WORLDWIDE GORE, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
MIDDLE WAY 18 stable.  It was a tough week for BB BASEBALL MONEY, to drop 8 places in 
the rankings.  Coming up with a solid 0-0-0 outing, THINGS GEORGE DOES has advanced 3 
places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for THE BIG BANG, who flew up 17 
points in the rankings after mashing MAE WEST like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was MAE WEST, who dropped 13 points 
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with THE BIG BANG.  Going for the gusto 
and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was ERINIKA's KUNG-FU MASTER, who was 
turned away from the Duelmastership by MAJOR BRADBURY.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that DUDS was most avoided 
team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of DUDS' warriors, I'm not 
surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause 
CALENDAR GIRLS beats feet every time DUDS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  And who 
is this MAE WEST you ask, with 65 points and a 7-3-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could 
tell!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ERINIKA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it 
hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR BRADBURY 5879          17   1  0   123       CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-R.S.I. 3888                  12   2  1   116       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 STUB BULL 5485               21  25  1   111       THE BULLS (43)
-BULL MARKET 4124             22  10  1   103       THE BULLS (43)
-SILVER BULL ION 5149         11   3  1   101       THE BULLS (43)
-ENDU ENDU 5242               23   9  0    98       DUDS (602)
 BELGIAN WAFFLE 6123           8   5  0    97       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-P.D.Q. 4628                  12  13  0    96       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-DUM BULL 5669                22   3  0    93       THE BULLS (43)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENGLISH LEATHER 6100         14   2  1    88       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 THE BIG BANG 6140             7   3  1    87       THE BEGINNING (355)
-BIG IN JAPAN 6097            11   5  0    76       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 6043         7   1  0    75       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-ADAM 4648                     7   6  0    74       THE BEGINNING (355)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY LOVE 5884                7   3  0    66       WHISKEY (671)
 MAE WEST 6062                 7   3  0    65       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-DOLT 5506                     8   5  0    64       DUDS (602)
-I.R.S. 4629                   8   7  0    61       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-TURKEY VULTURE 6098          12   5  0    60       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-DREAMS OF GREEN 3905         10   4  0    60       THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
 RAEMOND PURR 6084            13  19  0    58       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
 TUESDAY WELD 6047             8   2  0    58       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TV CONTRACTS 6435             9   1  0    53       BB BASEBALL MONEY (726)
-OUT OF CONTROL 6434           8   2  0    52       BB BASEBALL MONEY (726)
-GUARANTEED 6437               7   3  0    47       BB BASEBALL MONEY (726)
-TORTURES TOES 3906           11   4  0    46       THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLA VERVET 6168             8  12  0    43       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-STINK 6091                    4   1  0    43       DUDS (602)
 NINA MARIE 6181              10   7  0    40       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-JUNE CLEAVER 6058             3   1  0    36       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. 6170        3   1  1    35       ALPHABET SOUP (39)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GROSS 6092                    6   1  0    33       DUDS (602)
-LEFTY & PULSE 6436            7   3  0    32       BB BASEBALL MONEY (726)
-DINGLEBERRY 6182              3   0  0    31       DUDS (602)
-TIME 5020                     4   0  0    30       THE BEGINNING (355)
-LONGTERM CONTRACTS 6438       6   4  0    28       BB BASEBALL MONEY (726)
-BUGG-SHASH 6313               2   2  0    28       GREAT OLD ONES (705)
-SUCKS DIRT 4044               5   3  0    26       THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
 VANNA ANGEL 6442              2   0  1    25       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEARTY SUSAN 5885             3   2  0    22       WHISKEY (671)
-AYI'IG 6302                   3   2  0    21       GREAT OLD ONES (705)
-JANUARY JONES 6056            2   1  0    21       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
 ABEL BALLANZ 6364             3   6  0    15       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-POPS A CORK 4395              2   2  1    15       THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
-EVE 6166                      1   3  0     6       THE BEGINNING (355)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      VANNA ANGEL 6442      283  NONE
BORROWED TIME 5882      0  1 0 CANADIAN WHISKEY 670 FRELEN                283  NONE
DRUGS 5767             10  5 1 THREE BLIND VICE 660 THE BLACK DEATH 6371  279  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, it appears that F.U.B.A.R. has made it out of here.  We kept expecting
something to intervene, some unlooked for obstacle or disaster, or at least Murphy.
But no!  Good.

And in direct contrast to last time, we're one-four today, with the new member
defeating a Persistant Beggar.  Oh, well. -- Raemond Purr

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BORROWED TIME was dealt death by FRELEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE BIG BANG vanquished MAE WEST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
HEARTY SUSAN was demolished by WILLA VERVET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MAJOR BRADBURY devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
ENGLISH LEATHER was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute competition.
STUB BULL overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BELGIAN WAFFLE viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute competition.
RAEMOND PURR was vanquished by WEDNESDAY ADDAMS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LADY LOVE vanquished NINA MARIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TUESDAY WELD overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
ABEL BALLANZ defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 3 minute match.
VANNA ANGEL murdered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -   8 -  0      74  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        27 -  10 -  1      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  0      45  |

Turn 283 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MAJOR BRADBURY 5879        17   1  0  123 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
BASHING ATTACK   ENGLISH LEATHER 6100       14   2  1   88 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
AIMED BLOW       THE BIG BANG 6140           7   3  1   87 THE BEGINNING (355)
PARRY-LUNGE      MAE WEST 6062               7   3  0   65 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  NINA MARIE 6181            10   7  0   40 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STUB BULL 5485.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BELGIAN WAFFLE 6123.  The ten other most popular fighters were ENGLISH LEATHER 
6100, WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 6043, MAJOR BRADBURY 5879, STUB BULL 5485, LADY LOVE 5884, 
TUESDAY WELD 6047, BORROWED TIME 5882, THE BIG BANG 6140, WILLA VERVET 6168, and NINA 
MARIE 6181.

The least popular fighter this week was VANNA ANGEL 6442.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RAEMOND PURR 6084, HEARTY SUSAN 5885, MAE WEST 6062, ABEL 
BALLANZ 6364, NINA MARIE 6181, WILLA VERVET 6168, THE BIG BANG 6140, BORROWED TIME 
5882, TUESDAY WELD 6047, and LADY LOVE 5884.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEATHFROMABOVE 5766 (10-1-0)           4  3  0         WAY BACK WHEN        
SILVER BULL ION 5149 (11-3-1)          1  3  0         THE BULLS            
BEER KHAN 5755 (20-6-1)                0  3  0         MONGOL HORDE         
KENNY CHESNEY 5517 (15-5-0)            0  3  0         SUE'S BIG BOYS       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ENGLISH LEATHER 6100 (11-1-1)          1  3  0         WORLDWIDE GORE       
MAJOR BRADBURY 5879 (13-1-0)           1  3  0         CANADIAN WHISKEY     
STINK 6091 (4-0-0)                     1  3  0         DUDS                 
DRUGS 5767 (10-4-1)                    0  3  0         THREE BLIND VICES    

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LADY LOVE 5884 (3-2-0)                 5  3  0         WHISKEY              
TUESDAY WELD 6047 (5-0-0)              5  3  0         CALENDAR GIRLS       
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 6043 (4-0-0)          5  3  0         CALENDAR GIRLS       
MAE WEST 6062 (4-1-0)                  0  3  0         CALENDAR GIRLS       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AANAHR 6348 (0-0-0)                   10  3  0         WRATHMEN 7           
LHORIS 6341 (0-0-0)                    7  3  0         WRATHMEN 6           
ELRE 6337 (0-0-0)                      4  3  0         WRATHMEN 5           
JANUARY JONES 6056 (0-0-0)             3  3  0         CALENDAR GIRLS       
MAROHM 6323 (0-0-0)                    3  3  0         WRATHMEN 2           
BUGG-SHASH 6313 (1-0-0)                2  3  0         GREAT OLD ONES       
ELRE 6350 (0-0-0)                      2  3  0         WRATHMEN 8           
ONE 6329 (0-0-0)                       2  3  0         WRATHMEN 4           
JUNE CLEAVER 6058 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         CALENDAR GIRLS       
SAZUN 6347 (0-0-0)                     0  3  0         WRATHMEN 7           
STROH & COKE 6174 (3-1-1)              0  1  0  DEAD   RUMS THE WORD        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HEARTY SUSAN 5885 (0-0-0)              6  3  0         WHISKEY              
MENAGE A TROIS 5865 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         RUMS THE WORD        
MOLEHILL LOUNGER 5883 (0-0-0)          0  2  0  DEAD   WHISKEY