DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/02/2014 Duedate: 12/29/2014
ERINIKA ARENA
DM-73 TURN-284
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAJOR BRADBURY
CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
(73-5879) [18-1-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAJOR BRADBURY BUGG-SHASH
CANADIAN WHISKEY (670) GREAT OLD ONES (705)
(73-5879) [18-1-0,128] (73-6313) [3-2-0,47]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RAEMOND PURR BELGIAN WAFFLE
MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
(73-6084) [13-20-0,59] (73-6123) [9-5-1,99]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 31
2. GREAT OLD ONES (705) 30 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
3. WHISKEY (671) 24 Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE WATERS (717) 22
5. MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) 18 SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670) 18 4 0 81.8 1/ 2 CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 9 1 0
2/ 2 CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 30 8 0 78.9 2/ 3 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 8 2 1
3/ 4 WHISKEY (671) 11 5 0 68.8 3/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) 6 9 1
4/ 0*SATELLITE OF LOVE (4) 4 2 0 66.7 4/ 5 WHISKEY (671) 4 1 0
5- 5 THE BULLS (43) 215 113 11 65.5 5/ 9 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670) 3 2 0
6/ 0 DARQUE WATERS (717) 26 19 6 57.8 6- 6 ALPHABET SOUP (39) 2 0 1
7/ 7 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 473 361 38 56.7 7- 7 THE BULLS (43) 2 0 0
8- 9 ALPHABET SOUP (39) 156 133 13 54.0 8/10*GREAT OLD ONES (705) 2 2 0
9/10 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656) 235 261 6 47.4 9/ 8 THE BEGINNING (355) 1 2 0
10/12*GREAT OLD ONES (705) 7 8 0 46.7 10/ 0 DARQUE WATERS (717) 1 4 1
11/11 THE BEGINNING (355) 124 147 7 45.8 11/ 0*SATELLITE OF LOVE (4) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in ERINIKA this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the difference, as
MIDDLE WAY 18 is pushed out of top team by CALENDAR GIRLS, who came from 2nd with a
3-0-0 this turn. CANADIAN WHISKEY stable has parlayed this turn's 1-1-0 into a 4
space move up the rankings. This brings them up to 5th place. Good work, guys! The
CALENDAR GIRLS guild has had a 3-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.
You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, NEPTUNE SCREAM
fought ENGLISH LEATHER and gained 38 points and contributed to DARQUE WATERS' 1-4-1.
THE BLACK DEATH has lost to LADY LOVE, falling 21 points, while helping make DARQUE
WATERS a 1-4-1 turn. Defending his title for another turn, MAJOR BRADBURY kept
DARQUE WATERS' warrior, THE POISON ANGER, from claiming the throne. Tell me, is
nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Swinging Aardvark
uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. I also notice that the DUDS stable was the most avoided team
this turn. Come on ERINIKA, what are you afraid of? And avoiding DUDS more than any
other team we find CALENDAR GIRLS. ERINIKA, are we going to accept, or respect this
sort of thing? Well, sports fans, take notice that WEDNESDAY ADDAMS from CALENDAR
GIRLS was ERINIKA's most challenged warrior this turn. THE BIG BANG of THE BEGINNING
had better have a good reason for challenging down 12 points in a challenge which he
lost. I thought THE BIG BANG showed great skill and promise when he was beat by
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Banners at half mast, warriors,
WORLDWIDE GORE has lost ENGLISH LEATHER, and you might say all of ERINIKA has felt
the loss, except maybe DARQUE WATERS. Is it really true that ERINIKA has more
dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, ERINIKA, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in ERINIKA again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAJOR BRADBURY 5879 18 1 0 128 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEPTUNE SCREAM 6373 7 2 3 126 DARQUE WATERS (717)
-R.S.I. 3888 12 2 1 116 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-STUB BULL 5485 21 25 1 111 THE BULLS (43)
-BULL MARKET 4124 22 10 1 103 THE BULLS (43)
-SILVER BULL ION 5149 11 3 1 101 THE BULLS (43)
BELGIAN WAFFLE 6123 9 5 1 99 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-P.D.Q. 4628 12 13 0 96 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-DUM BULL 5669 22 3 0 93 THE BULLS (43)
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 6043 8 1 0 93 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADY LOVE 5884 8 3 0 90 WHISKEY (671)
BIG IN JAPAN 6097 12 5 0 89 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-ADAM 4648 7 6 0 74 THE BEGINNING (355)
THE BIG BANG 6140 7 4 1 73 THE BEGINNING (355)
THE POISON ANGER 6372 6 3 0 70 DARQUE WATERS (717)
TUESDAY WELD 6047 9 2 0 69 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
THE BLACK DEATH 6371 6 3 2 69 DARQUE WATERS (717)
MAE WEST 6062 8 3 0 67 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TURKEY VULTURE 6098 13 5 0 63 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-I.R.S. 4629 8 7 0 61 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAEMOND PURR 6084 13 20 0 59 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUGG-SHASH 6313 3 2 0 47 GREAT OLD ONES (705)
SCURVY SERPENT 6374 6 3 1 46 DARQUE WATERS (717)
VANNA ANGEL 6442 3 0 1 43 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
NINA MARIE 6181 10 8 0 42 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
WILLA VERVET 6168 8 13 0 37 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-JUNE CLEAVER 6058 3 1 0 36 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. 6170 3 1 1 35 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AYI'IG 6302 4 2 0 32 GREAT OLD ONES (705)
-TIME 5020 4 0 0 30 THE BEGINNING (355)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HEARTY SUSAN 5885 3 2 0 22 WHISKEY (671)
-JANUARY JONES 6056 2 1 0 21 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
ABEL BALLANZ 6364 4 6 0 18 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-CROWE 46 1 0 0 11 SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
-DR. FORRESTER 48 1 0 0 7 SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
-EVE 6166 1 3 0 6 THE BEGINNING (355)
-TOM SERVO 50 1 0 0 6 SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
PASCAL MAGI 6425 1 2 0 5 DARQUE WATERS (717)
TV'S FRANK 47 1 1 0 4 SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
-JOEL ROBINSON 49 0 1 0 1 SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED ASSASS 0 0 0 BELGIAN WAFFLE 6123 284 NONE
BANFF COCKTAIL 6183 0 1 0 CANADIAN WHISKEY 670 BRANGO 284 NONE
ENGLISH LEATHER 6100 14 3 1 WORLDWIDE GORE 36 NEPTUNE SCREAM 6373 284
PERSONAL ADS
Hmm. Okay, we salute the participants in the summer tourney, with a special cheer
for the Wrathful tourney victor, Aanahr. Good work. -- Jorja and those who walk the
Middle Way
Three-two-one, and only two of those were wins over (and kills of) standbys.
Could've been worse! The standbys won't bloodfeud us. -- Raemond Purr
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BANFF COCKTAIL was butchered by BRANGO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE BIG BANG was demolished by WEDNESDAY ADDAMS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
MAJOR BRADBURY overpowered THE POISON ANGER in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
BELGIAN WAFFLE savagely slew CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 4 minute bloody fight.
THE BLACK DEATH was devastated by LADY LOVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BIG IN JAPAN overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ENGLISH LEATHER was assassinated by NEPTUNE SCREAM in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TUESDAY WELD vanquished RAEMOND PURR in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
MAE WEST won victory over NINA MARIE in a 2 minute duel.
TURKEY VULTURE defeated SCURVY SERPENT in a 2 minute fight.
WILLA VERVET was overpowered by BUGG-SHASH in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
VANNA ANGEL demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AYI'IG handily defeated TV'S FRANK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ABEL BALLANZ luckily beat PASCAL MAGI in a 2 minute brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 8 - 2 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 AIMED BLOW 30 - 11 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 11 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 20 - 1 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
Turn 284 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MAJOR BRADBURY 5879 18 1 0 128 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
AIMED BLOW WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 6043 8 1 0 93 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
SLASHING ATTACK THE POISON ANGER 6372 6 3 0 70 DARQUE WATERS (717)
PARRY-LUNGE MAE WEST 6062 8 3 0 67 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
WALL OF STEEL VANNA ANGEL 6442 3 0 1 43 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RAEMOND PURR 6084. The most popular warrior this
turn was BELGIAN WAFFLE 6123. The ten other most popular fighters were PASCAL MAGI
6425, MAJOR BRADBURY 5879, LADY LOVE 5884, BIG IN JAPAN 6097, TUESDAY WELD 6047, MAE
WEST 6062, SCURVY SERPENT 6374, BUGG-SHASH 6313, ABEL BALLANZ 6364, and WEDNESDAY
ADDAMS 6043.
The least popular fighter this week was TV'S FRANK 47. The other ten least popular
fighters were WILLA VERVET 6168, ENGLISH LEATHER 6100, THE BIG BANG 6140, AYI'IG
6302, NEPTUNE SCREAM 6373, THE BLACK DEATH 6371, THE POISON ANGER 6372, BANFF
COCKTAIL 6183, VANNA ANGEL 6442, and TURKEY VULTURE 6098.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KENNY CHESNEY 5517 (15-5-0) 6 3 0 SUE'S BIG BOYS
BEER KHAN 5755 (20-6-1) 3 3 0 MONGOL HORDE
DEATHFROMABOVE 5766 (10-1-0) 3 3 0 WAY BACK WHEN
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NEPTUNE SCREAM 6373 (6-2-2) 5 3 0 DARQUE WATERS
MUD PUPPY 6105 (6-2-1) 2 3 0 THE FLYING FISHES
TURKEY VULTURE 6098 (12-5-0) 2 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
BIG IN JAPAN 6097 (11-5-0) 1 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
NEW GUINEA PIG 6101 (5-10-0) 0 1 0 DEAD WORLDWIDE GORE
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AANAHR 6348 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 WRATHMEN 7
AYI'IG 6302 (3-2-0) 5 3 0 GREAT OLD ONES
BUGG-SHASH 6313 (2-2-0) 5 3 0 GREAT OLD ONES
CHICAGO BULL 6184 (3-3-0) 4 3 0 DEAD THE BULLS
MAROHM 6323 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 WRATHMEN 2
LHORIS 6341 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 WRATHMEN 6
ELRE 6350 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 WRATHMEN 8
SAZUN 6347 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 WRATHMEN 7
ELRE 6337 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 WRATHMEN 5
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LINT LIZARD 6431 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 ALL ABOUT LINT
TOE LINT 6429 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ALL ABOUT LINT
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MARK PORTUGAL 348 (2-3-0) 10 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
DAN DELLYON 510 (18-9-0) 6 3 0 MISTAKEN IDENTITY
A BOMB IN A BULL 503 (16-8-1) 5 3 0 THE BULLS
BLACK PORSCHE 478 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 D.A. REJECTS
HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS 1807 (6-8-0) 5 3 0 DEAD THINGS GEORGE DOES
CURIOUS GEORGE 645 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 CRYPTICS
TANGUN 3013 (2-1-1) 3 3 0 THREE KINGDOMS
BELIEVE A BULL 500 (4-2-0) 2 3 0 THE BULLS
CARDINAL 5427 (4-2-1) 1 3 0 PLAY BALL
FRENCH KISS 590 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
THE EARTH 3146 (14-12-1) 1 3 0 THE BEGINNING
HUNGRY HEIFER 637 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
LET THERE BE LIGHT 3162 (2-5-0) 0 2 0 THE BEGINNING
TELLS TALL TALES 1802 (3-1-0) 0 1 0 DEAD THINGS GEORGE DOES
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
R.O.T.F.L. 4028 (1-4-0) 2 3 0 ALPHABET SOUP
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANNOUNCER BUNNY 5947 (2-1-0) 5 3 0 RYAN'S SHOWS
OTTAWA SENATOR 5500 (1-0-0) 5 3 0 CAPITALISTS
DARWIN 6409 (1-1-1) 4 3 0 WORLD BLADES 10
INFORMATION HEN 5945 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 RYAN'S SHOWS
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CTOGGHA 6301 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 GREAT OLD ONES
PHAENDYR 6316 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 WRATHMEN
MAIM 5763 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 WAY BACK WHEN
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.