DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/27/2015    Duedate: 02/23/2015

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-286

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NEPTUNE SCREAM
DARQUE WATERS (717)
(73-6373) [9-2-3,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NEPTUNE SCREAM                 LINT LIZARD
DARQUE WATERS (717)            ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
(73-6373) [9-2-3,134]          (73-6431) [1-0-0,17]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RAEMOND PURR                   AYI'IG
MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)            GREAT OLD ONES (705)
(73-6084) [14-21-0,71]         (73-6302) [6-2-0,53]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DARQUE WATERS (717)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL ABOUT LINT (725)        24
2. DARQUE WATERS (717)         19      BASH BROS SCUM (730)
3. GREAT OLD ONES (705)        13      Unchartered Team
4. THE BEGINNING (355)          8
5. BASH BROS SCUM (730)         0      ALL ABOUT LINT (725)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    18   4  0 81.8   1/ 3 DARQUE WATERS (717)      10  5 1
 2- 2 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      30   8  0 78.9   2/ 4 GREAT OLD ONES (705)      6  0 0
 3/ 0 BASH BROS SCUM (730)      34  15  1 69.4   3- 0 BASH BROS SCUM (730)      5  4 0
 4- 3 WHISKEY (671)             11   5  0 68.8   4/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)       4 11 0
 5- 4*SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)      4   2  0 66.7   5- 2 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      3  0 0
 6/ 6 DARQUE WATERS (717)       35  20  6 63.6   6- 5 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       3  1 1
 7/ 8 GREAT OLD ONES (705)      11   8  0 57.9   7- 6 WHISKEY (671)             1  0 0
 8- 7 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)      473 361 38 56.7   8- 7 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    1  1 0
 9/ 0*ALL ABOUT LINT (725)       1   1  0 50.0   9/ 0*ALL ABOUT LINT (725)      1  1 0
10/ 9 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)      237 269  6 46.8  10/ 9 THE BEGINNING (355)       1  2 0
11/10 THE BEGINNING (355)      125 148  7 45.8  11-10*SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Ahoy!

     I've been dragged from pilla' to post by Darque, so I'm not sure where I'm at
currently.  My calling to is to sail tha seas of Ghea, but I lost a card game to
Darque and ended up fighting in the bloody arenas.
     It's not all bad as I see it!  Darque says the Witch can make me immortal!
That's makin' the best out of a bad situation if ya ask me!
     I'm in the arena for a few more turns, then it is off to another blasted
tournament.  Bah, I just wanna get back to my ship!

Your Duelmaster and Pirate Captain,

Neptune Scream

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ERINIKA!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, MIDDLE WAY 18 had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by DARQUE WATERS!  Way to go DARQUE 
WATERS!  MVP award for LINT LIZARD?  ALL ABOUT LINT's proud of her after beating 
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  RAEMOND 
PURR's match with THE BIG BANG cost him a loss of 7 points!  Don't you think the 
Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think NEPTUNE SCREAM should let VETERAN MERCENARY be 
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  CALENDAR GIRLS was ERINIKA's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why THE 
BEGINNING's been avoiding CALENDAR GIRLS so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?  Can MIDDLE WAY 18's RAEMOND PURR be more popular than me?  He was challenged 
the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEPTUNE SCREAM 6373           9   2  3   134       DARQUE WATERS (717)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAJOR BRADBURY 5879          18   1  0   128       CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
-BELGIAN WAFFLE 6123           9   5  1    99       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 6043         8   1  0    93       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LADY LOVE 5884                8   3  0    90       WHISKEY (671)
-BIG IN JAPAN 6097            12   5  0    89       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 THE BLACK DEATH 6371          8   3  2    82       DARQUE WATERS (717)
 THE BIG BANG 6140             8   5  1    80       THE BEGINNING (355)
-KNITTED AFGHAN 4123          10  11  4    77       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-ADAM 4648                     7   6  0    74       THE BEGINNING (355)
 RAEMOND PURR 6084            14  21  0    71       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-TUESDAY WELD 6047             9   2  0    69       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-MAE WEST 6062                 8   3  0    67       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUGG-SHASH 6313               5   2  0    64       GREAT OLD ONES (705)
-TURKEY VULTURE 6098          13   5  0    63       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCURVY SERPENT 6374           8   3  1    62       DARQUE WATERS (717)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE POISON ANGER 6372         7   4  0    56       DARQUE WATERS (717)
 AYI'IG 6302                   6   2  0    53       GREAT OLD ONES (705)
 NINA MARIE 6181              10  10  0    40       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-DO NOTHING 6463               6   4  0    40       BASH BROS SCUM (730)
 WILLA VERVET 6168             8  15  0    39       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
 VANNA ANGEL 6442              3   2  1    38       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-JUNE CLEAVER 6058             3   1  0    36       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-MODE PARRY 6465               8   2  0    35       BASH BROS SCUM (730)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TIME 5020                     4   0  0    30       THE BEGINNING (355)
-BORING 6467                   8   2  0    28       BASH BROS SCUM (730)
 PASCAL MAGI 6425              3   2  0    24       DARQUE WATERS (717)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABEL BALLANZ 6364             5   7  0    22       MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
-HEARTY SUSAN 5885             3   2  0    22       WHISKEY (671)
-JANUARY JONES 6056            2   1  0    21       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-ROOKIES AND DONE 6468         5   5  0    20       BASH BROS SCUM (730)
 LINT LIZARD 6431              1   0  0    17       ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
-FRENCH KISS 590               2   2  0    12       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-CROWE 46                      1   0  0    11       SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
-DR. FORRESTER 48              1   0  0     7       SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
 TOE LINT 6429                 0   1  0     7       ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
-EVE 6166                      1   3  0     6       THE BEGINNING (355)
-TOM SERVO 50                  1   0  0     6       SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
-TV'S FRANK 47                 1   1  0     4       SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)
-JOEL ROBINSON 49              0   1  0     1       SATELLITE OF LOVE (4)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ENGLISH LEATHER 6100   14  3 1 WORLDWIDE GORE 36    NEPTUNE SCREAM 6373   284   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Another day, another fight.  One-four at our place, with me (naturally!) getting the
win.  I could say something about that, but what would be the point?  Without
Assurnasirbanipal, we have no one to talk to. -- Raemond Purr

Ayi'ig -- Strange, you didn't have any tentacles that I could see.  That's a
disappointment. -- Willa Vervet

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE BIG BANG bested RAEMOND PURR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
NEPTUNE SCREAM viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal Title duel.
THE BLACK DEATH viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute match.
BUGG-SHASH devastated NINA MARIE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VANNA ANGEL was savagely defeated by AYI'IG in a 2 minute amateur vs. master match.
THE POISON ANGER bested WILLA VERVET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SCURVY SERPENT handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ABEL BALLANZ won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner duel.
PASCAL MAGI won victory over TOE LINT in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
LINT LIZARD beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -   7 -  2      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        30 -  13 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  23 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  14 -  1      36  |

Turn 286 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NEPTUNE SCREAM 6373         9   2  3  134 DARQUE WATERS (717)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE BLACK DEATH 6371        8   3  2   82 DARQUE WATERS (717)
AIMED BLOW       THE BIG BANG 6140           8   5  1   80 THE BEGINNING (355)
WALL OF STEEL    VANNA ANGEL 6442            3   2  1   38 MIDDLE WAY 18 (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RAEMOND PURR 6084.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was AYI'IG 6302.  The ten other most popular fighters were PASCAL MAGI 6425, 
NEPTUNE SCREAM 6373, THE BLACK DEATH 6371, THE POISON ANGER 6372, THE BIG BANG 6140, 
BUGG-SHASH 6313, VANNA ANGEL 6442, SCURVY SERPENT 6374, ABEL BALLANZ 6364, and LINT 
LIZARD 6431.

The least popular fighter this week was NINA MARIE 6181.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TOE LINT 6429, WILLA VERVET 6168, RAEMOND PURR 6084, LINT LIZARD 6431, 
ABEL BALLANZ 6364, SCURVY SERPENT 6374, VANNA ANGEL 6442, BUGG-SHASH 6313, THE BIG 
BANG 6140, and THE POISON ANGER 6372.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIV

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEATHFROMABOVE 5766 (10-1-0)           6  3  0         WAY BACK WHEN        
KNITTED AFGHAN 4123 (10-11-4)          4  3  0         WORLDWIDE GORE       
KENNY CHESNEY 5517 (15-5-0)            2  3  0         SUE'S BIG BOYS       
BEER KHAN 5755 (20-6-1)                0  3  0         MONGOL HORDE         
FRENCH KISS 590 (2-2-0)                0  3  0  DEAD   WORLDWIDE GORE       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STINK 6091 (4-1-0)                    10  3  0         DUDS                 
AANAHR 6348 (0-0-0)                    7  3  0         WRATHMEN 7           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAZUN 6347 (0-0-0)                     2  3  1         WRATHMEN 7           
ELRE 6350 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         WRATHMEN 8           

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LINT LIZARD 6431 (0-0-0)               3  3  2         ALL ABOUT LINT       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RHOGOG 6441 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0  DEAD   GREAT OLD ONES       
NOT A CM 6125 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         CM - BASH BROS       

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI