DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/13/2016 Duedate: 01/09/2017
ERINIKA ARENA
DM-73 TURN-309
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TURKEY VULTURE
WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
(73-6098) [25-6-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SUN TZU BLACK TONGUE
SUPER STARS (629) FEAR FACTORY 19 (751)
(73-5488) [17-4-1,123] (73-6601) [7-0-1,69]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
T-4 STRAIN NECROWRETCH
WHO DA MAN? (749) FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)
(73-6567) [18-19-1,76] (73-6540) [8-3-0,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GASHOUSE GANG (622)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. P IS FOR PIG (767) 67
2. O IS FOR ORANGUTAN (766) 49 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
3. GASHOUSE GANG (622) 45 Unchartered Team
4. N IS FOR NO (765) 37
5. R IS FOR RHINO (768) 36 FEAR FACTORY 19 (751)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 59 11 1 84.3 1/10 GASHOUSE GANG (622) 7 3 0
2/ 3 GASHOUSE GANG (622) 108 28 11 79.4 2/ 4 CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 6 0 0
3/ 5 MONGOL HORDE (658) 85 26 4 76.6 3/ 6 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737) 4 1 0
4/ 6 SUPER STARS (629) 83 27 3 75.5 4/ 1*MAJOR LEAGUERS (757) 4 6 0
5/ 8 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737) 10 4 1 71.4 5/ 3*FEAR FACTORY 19 (751) 3 0 1
6/ 9*FEAR FACTORY 19 (751) 7 3 1 70.0 6/15 MONGOL HORDE (658) 3 0 0
7/ 4 WRATHMEN 2 (708) 7 3 1 70.0 7/ 5 FEAR FACTORY 6 (736) 3 0 0
8-12 BB TALK RADIO (782) 32 18 1 64.0 8/ 0*P IS FOR PIG (767) 3 2 0
9/ 7*MAJOR LEAGUERS (757) 16 9 4 64.0 9/12 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 2 0 0
10/ 0*FEAR FACTORY (731) 5 3 0 62.5 10/14 SUPER STARS (629) 2 1 0
11/14 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 499 366 38 57.7 11/ 0*M IS FOR MONKEY (764) 2 3 1
12/13 GREAT OLD ONES (705) 22 17 2 56.4 12/ 0*O IS FOR ORANGUTAN (766) 2 3 1
13/15 FEAR FACTORY 6 (736) 9 7 1 56.3 13/ 0*R IS FOR RHINO (768) 2 3 0
14/ 0*P IS FOR PIG (767) 7 6 0 53.8 14/ 9 GREAT OLD ONES (705) 2 3 0
15/11 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745) 9 8 0 52.9 15/ 0*N IS FOR NO (765) 2 3 0
16/16*FEAR FACTORY 12 (742) 8 8 0 50.0 16-19*EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563) 1 0 0
17/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 20 (752) 3 3 0 50.0 17/16 WRATHMEN 2 (708) 1 1 0
18/ 0*STUNG (783) 2 2 0 50.0 18/ 0*FEAR FACTORY (731) 1 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-18*EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567) 1 1 0 50.0 19/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 20 (752) 1 1 0
20/17*YUPPIE HORDE (754) 8 10 2 44.4 20/ 7*FEAR FACTORY 12 (742) 1 2 0
21/ 0*R IS FOR RHINO (768) 4 5 0 44.4 21/ 8 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745) 1 4 0
22/19 WHO DA MAN? (749) 128 188 6 40.5 22/21 WHO DA MAN? (749) 0 6 0
23-20*EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563) 2 3 0 40.0 23/20*YUPPIE HORDE (754) 0 2 0
24/ 0*N IS FOR NO (765) 3 6 0 33.3 24-18*EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ERINIKA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, MAJOR LEAGUERS, since
GASHOUSE GANG took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Why not, I'm
having a good day, so I feel sorry for FEAR FACTORY 12, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 13
into 20th. Here's my pity, for what it's worth. Look out below! FEAR FACTORY 15 is
on the way down, falling to 21st from 8th with a 0-3-0! Ha ha ha ha! GASHOUSE GANG
turned their 5-0-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better
than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to
see PEARLS B4 SWINE win a fight and gain 25 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, PEARLS B4
SWINE beat SEVER THE KING and SEVER THE KING lost 22 points. You're breakin' my
heart. TURKEY VULTURE challenged ERINIKA's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And
it's out with the old, in with the new, as TURKEY VULTURE takes the Title and last
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks
and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? WRATHMEN 2 was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was CALENDAR GIRLS. Ha ha ha ha! ROGER DORN was
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or
feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ERINIKA's
morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in ERINIKA to get a drink than The Welcome
Wench! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come
this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TURKEY VULTURE 6098 25 6 0 105 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BEER KHAN 5755 20 6 1 125 MONGOL HORDE (658)
SUN TZU 5488 17 4 1 123 SUPER STARS (629)
MAE WEST 6062 17 4 0 117 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-CHAKA KHAN 5760 13 4 0 115 MONGOL HORDE (658)
-BUGG-SHASH 6313 10 4 1 112 GREAT OLD ONES (705)
KHAN KISSEDADOOR 5838 15 7 2 111 MONGOL HORDE (658)
RASMUS 5940 19 2 3 109 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
KHAN D. DATE 5756 25 7 0 108 MONGOL HORDE (658)
-SUN LIGHT 5489 17 3 1 108 SUPER STARS (629)
-SUN STROKE 5486 18 7 1 103 SUPER STARS (629)
-POP KHAN 5757 9 2 0 100 MONGOL HORDE (658)
JUNE CLEAVER 6058 9 1 1 98 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
MAROHM 6323 7 3 1 98 WRATHMEN 2 (708)
JANUARY JONES 6056 9 2 0 95 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-SUN RAY 5490 17 7 0 93 SUPER STARS (629)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BELGIAN WAFFLE 6123 14 7 1 90 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
PUJOLS 5424 18 7 1 89 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NECROWRETCH 6540 8 3 0 87 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)
AYI'IG 6302 12 5 1 86 GREAT OLD ONES (705)
MOLINA 6311 11 2 1 85 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 6043 10 2 0 82 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-KNITTED AFGHAN 4123 10 11 4 77 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
T-4 STRAIN 6567 18 19 1 76 WHO DA MAN? (749)
KLEPTO MAN 6569 15 25 0 72 WHO DA MAN? (749)
BLACK TONGUE 6601 7 0 1 69 FEAR FACTORY 19 (751)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WRATH OF VESUVIUS 6496 9 3 1 65 FEAR FACTORY 6 (736)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DESOLATE WAYS 6503 9 1 1 56 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
-DUMB TOPICS 6895 8 2 0 56 BB TALK RADIO (782)
PEARLS B4 SWINE 6724 3 1 0 52 P IS FOR PIG (767)
MARTHA STEWART 6627 4 5 2 49 YUPPIE HORDE (754)
-GALACTIC PEGASUS 6474 4 0 0 45 FEAR FACTORY (731)
ROSENTHAL 6703 4 1 1 40 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
TYLER DURDEN 6625 4 5 0 35 YUPPIE HORDE (754)
WACHA 6622 2 4 0 35 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-BORING HOST 6894 6 4 0 34 BB TALK RADIO (782)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEVER THE KING 6527 5 4 0 31 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742)
MEDEA RISING 6605 3 0 0 31 FEAR FACTORY 20 (752)
-PYRO SMURF 4937 2 3 0 31 EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)
ADOPTED SUN 6623 2 2 0 30 SUPER STARS (629)
-IDIOTS 6896 6 4 0 29 BB TALK RADIO (782)
-MARK PORTUGAL 348 2 3 0 28 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
WILBUR 6721 2 1 0 27 P IS FOR PIG (767)
-COMMERCIALS 6893 5 5 0 25 BB TALK RADIO (782)
-MADE OF SCARS 6525 3 1 0 25 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742)
-BETTER THAN SEX 6892 2 0 0 24 BB TALK RADIO (782)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLAM 6726 2 2 0 23 R IS FOR RHINO (768)
ROGER DORN 6654 3 2 1 22 MAJOR LEAGUERS (757)
KING LOUIE 6717 1 0 1 21 O IS FOR ORANGUTAN (766)
OH HELL 6713 1 0 0 21 N IS FOR NO (765)
-MY LAST BREATH 6543 1 1 0 20 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)
JAKE TAYLOR 6655 3 2 2 19 MAJOR LEAGUERS (757)
SILK EAR PURSE 6720 1 1 0 18 P IS FOR PIG (767)
PIG IN A POKE 6722 1 2 0 18 P IS FOR PIG (767)
WRENCH 6708 2 0 1 17 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
COMMANDER VACHIR 6727 1 0 0 16 R IS FOR RHINO (768)
NO WAY JOSE! 6882 1 0 0 15 N IS FOR NO (765)
RICKY VAUGHN 6657 4 1 1 14 MAJOR LEAGUERS (757)
PEDRO CERRANO 6656 3 2 0 13 MAJOR LEAGUERS (757)
-DR SMURFORKIAN 4953 1 1 0 13 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)
AH MENG 6715 1 0 0 13 O IS FOR ORANGUTAN (766)
SHIVER BLADE 6785 1 0 0 13 FEAR FACTORY (731)
DICE 6712 1 1 0 10 N IS FOR NO (765)
-ROXANNE 6905 1 0 0 9 STUNG (783)
MONKEY BUSINESS 6885 1 0 0 9 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
-EVERY LITTLE THING 6907 0 1 0 7 STUNG (783)
ASYLUM OF LIES 6799 1 0 0 6 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
CLARA 6738 0 1 0 1 R IS FOR RHINO (768)
JACK PARKMAN 6901 0 1 0 1 MAJOR LEAGUERS (757)
MONKEY DO 6879 0 1 0 1 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 KING LOUIE 6717 309 NONE
B 6786 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 731 SNENITH 309 NONE
N 6809 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 15 745 SNORL ONE-HAND 309 NONE
THUNDER WOLFMOON 6808 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 15 745 WRENCH 6708 309
C 6788 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 20 752 SNENITH 309 NONE
G 6800 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 7 737 SNENITH 309 NONE
BRASS MONKEY 6884 0 1 0 M IS FOR MONKEY 764 LEN-KEVRALA 309 NONE
MONKEY SEE 6883 0 1 0 M IS FOR MONKEY 764 SNORL ONE-HAND 309 NONE
WILLIE MAYS HAYE 6653 3 1 0 MAJOR LEAGUERS 757 BLACK TONGUE 6601 307
NO CHANCE 6881 0 1 0 N IS FOR NO 765 SNORL ONE-HAND 309 NONE
NO THANKS 6880 0 1 0 N IS FOR NO 765 GRONDATH 309 NONE
KEN ALLEN 6719 0 1 0 O IS FOR ORANGUT 766 KENDROL LIGHTFIN 309 NONE
MAURICE 6716 0 1 0 O IS FOR ORANGUT 766 SNENITH 309 NONE
TOM 6746 0 1 0 O IS FOR ORANGUT 766 GRONDATH 309 NONE
ARNOLD IFFEL 6723 0 1 0 P IS FOR PIG 767 ELAYA 309 NONE
LULU 6728 1 1 0 R IS FOR RHINO 768 FRELEN 309 NONE
SURPRISE ME 6725 0 1 0 R IS FOR RHINO 768 SNORL ONE-HAND 309 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5
OVERVIEW
A contest for Stormcrowe (DM 45) that runs 10 turns (starting turn 385, due
05/23/2017). Squads will consist of two (2) teams. One (1) team per manager.
Participating managers may not run multiple teams in the arena during the contest.
PREMISE
Master Darque opens a Chaos Gate in Stormcrowe, which creates a temporal distortion.
Turn 1 (Stormcrowe turn 385) and Turn 10 (Stormcrowe turn 394) will be scored using
Slaughterhouse scoring. Turns 2 through 9 will use a wide variety scoring mechanisms
from various contests throughout Alastari's history.
ENTRY
Entry into the contest is open to anyone who meets the following criteria:
1) FORM A SQUAD: A squad will consist of two (2) managers. No more, no less. This
means there will be NO single manager teams. You must choose a name for your
squad.
2) DECLARE ENTRY: Each manager must declare their intention to participate in the
contest BEFORE Turn 1 of the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse (No exceptions will be
made). Declarations must include 1) TEAM NAME; 2) MANAGER NAME; 3) PARTNER'S
NAME; and 4) SQUAD'S NAME, and may be submitted by any of the following means:
a. A personal ad in DM 45
b. A diplomatic note to Darque Forces (428) in DM 45
c. An email to rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com (put SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 in Subject Line)
**NOTE: Failure to meet this criteria by the deadline will result in NO ENTRY
into the contest. Please be mindful of the requirements and submit them in a
timely manner to avoid any misfortunes.
3) SEND RU CERTIFICATES: Submit two (2) Roll Up Certificates to Master Darque,
contest moderator. This can be done by requesting Roll Up Certificates from RSI
Customer Service. NOTE: Be sure to submit Roll Up Certificates, not Roll Up
Sheets.
PRIZES
ENDURANCE AWARD
Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion* for participating in
all 10 rounds of the contest and in at least 45 of the 50 scheduled fights.
BEST RECORD AWARD
The individual manager that achieves the best Win/Loss% over the course of the contest
(turns 385-394), will receive 10% of the entry RU Certificates. Tie breakers will be:
1) total kills during contest; 2) total fights during contest; and lastly, 3) head-to-
head win/loss% between tied teams.
UNSTUCK IN TIME AWARD
The manager that achieves the most kills during the course of the contest (turns 385-
394) will be allowed to transfer one (1) warrior from another team onto his/her team
in DM 45.
FIRST PLACE WINNERS
The winning squad receives the following:
1. 60% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. Two (2) +1 Bonus Potions for each member of the squad*
3. Favorites Knowledge for one (1) warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4. Rename Stormcrowe Arena for six (6) months
5. Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
6. Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months
SECOND PLACE WINNERS
1. 20% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. One (1) +1 Bonus Potion for each member of the squad*
3. Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4. Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
THIRD PLACE WINNERS
1. 10% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
3. Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months
*Bonus potions must be used with 2 turns of contest end AND can only be used on living
warriors that participated in the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse 5 contest.
MODERATOR
Master Darque will be the moderator for this contest. All questions and disputes can
be directed to him. He is the final arbitrator for the contest and his decisions are
final. A copy of the scoring rules can be requested via email or diplomatic note.
Please use the email listed above for any inquiries and note SLAUGHTERHOUSE in the
subject line.
* * * * * * * * * *
SCORING FOR THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (SSV)
Turn 1: SSV Scoring (DM 45)
+1 Win
-1 Death
+1 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please
note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1). Dark Arena fights
will be scored regularly.
Turn 2: Delarquan Death Fest (DM 59)
Win = +2 pts
Loss = -1 pt
Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both participants.
Death penalties will also apply.
Turn 3: TOGS IV Scoring (DM 60)
10 points for winning on your upchallenge against another SSV warrior.
7 points for winning on your even challenge of another SSV warrior.
7 points for winning on another SSV warrior's challenge.
7 points for winning a random matchup against another SSV warrior.
4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-SSV warrior.
Do not fight your teammate, you will not get any points. Also, you will not get
any points if you challenge a non-SSV team (this includes the Dark Arena).
5 points for a spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn. The
minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter
(that's 31 lines--each line 86 characters across). In addition to the length
criteria, spotlights will not be given any points if they are in any way
plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related. If in doubt about
the content, email me before the turn and I will be happy to verify it for you.
-5 points per manager who does not write at least one (1) personal ad.
-5 points for being the team that avoided the most.
Turn 4: Battle Royale (DM 18)
+1 Win
+1 Kill
-1 Loss
-1 Death
No Avoids (-10 point penalty for avoiding)
Turn 5: (Un)Popularity Contest
+11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, +9 for third most popular, etc)
Only warriors listed on the most popular list will score points (between +10 and
+1).
+11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, +9 for third least popular,
etc) Only warriors listed on the least popular list will score points (between
+10 and +1).
Turn 6: Slaughter Priest Memorial (DM 54)
No Challenges
3 points for winning
3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)
3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of
number of personals beyond one you still only get three (3) points). Make
sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the
manager entity or you will not get the point.
-3 points for losing
-3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing and -3 for being
killed)
Turn 7: Turf War (DM 47)
Team Points:
Fights made:
1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points, 5 = 5 points
Wins earned:
1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points, 5 = 15 points
Champion win = 3 additional points
Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points (If ties, no points
awarded)
Alliance/Squad Points (Round 7 Only):
Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points (If tied, no points awarded.)
Turn 8: Morya Madness (DM 28)
+3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style. Highest ranked is the
highest recognition total, regardless of record. If case of a tie in recognition
points, win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by total kills
(warrior).
+5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for
second, etc).
+5 Most Successful Bloodfeuds (Contest Turns 1-8; cumulative for squad).
Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the contest do not count
to this total.
+5 Most Avoided Squad (Contest Turns 1-8; teammates avoiding one another will not
be counted)
-5 Most Avoiding Squad (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Most Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Least Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
Turn 9: Mordant Olympics (DM 1)
The three teams (not squads) with the best win-loss record over turns 1-9 (who
meet minimum fight criteria). Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve
as tie breaks if needed.
Gold -- 25 points
Silver -- 15 points
Bronze -- 10 Points
+ 3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win (Challenges against squad-mates will
incur a -2 point penalty)
+3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win (Challenges from squad-mates will
incur a -2 point penalty)
Turn 10: Slaughterhouse V (DM 45)
+5 Win
-5 Death
+5 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please
note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1). Dark Arena fights
will be scored regularly.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LULU was dealt death by FRELEN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ARNOLD IFFEL was dispatched by ELAYA in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
N was easily killed by SNORL ONE-HAND in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
C was assassinated by SNENITH in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
B was butchered by SNENITH in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SURPRISE ME was murdered by SNORL ONE-HAND in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
G was slaughtered by SNENITH in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NO CHANCE was executed by SNORL ONE-HAND in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
NO THANKS was easily killed by GRONDATH in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOM was easily killed by GRONDATH in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
BRASS MONKEY was slaughtered by LEN-KEVRALA in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MAURICE was assassinated by SNENITH in a action packed 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
MONKEY SEE was assassinated by SNORL ONE-HAND in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
KEN ALLEN was killed by KENDROL LIGHTFINGER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
TURKEY VULTURE luckily beat MAROHM in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title match.
JANUARY JONES handily defeated T-4 STRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
WACHA subdued ROGER DORN in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur Challenge brawl.
ROSENTHAL overpowered JAKE TAYLOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MAE WEST devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JUNE CLEAVER overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RASMUS devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KHAN KISSEDADOOR savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
KHAN D. DATE unbelievably bested NECROWRETCH in a 8 minute mismatched competition.
SUN TZU vanquished AYI'IG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUJOLS overcame KLEPTO MAN in a 1 minute expert's duel.
MOLINA devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WRATH OF VESUVIUS overpowered TYLER DURDEN in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BLACK TONGUE vanquished MARTHA STEWART in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEVER THE KING was vanquished by PEARLS B4 SWINE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DESOLATE WAYS slimly won victory over ADOPTED SUN in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
MEDEA RISING overpowered SILK EAR PURSE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CLAM beat PEDRO CERRANO in a 2 minute fight.
WILBUR overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
PIG IN A POKE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DICE was luckily beaten by SHIVER BLADE in a popular 7 minute gruesome novice's bout.
WRENCH killed THUNDER WOLFMOON in a popular 4 minute beginner's contest.
RICKY VAUGHN slimly won victory over CLARA in a 2 minute bloody novice's battle.
ASYLUM OF LIES beat MONKEY DO in a 1 minute brutal novice's fray.
MONKEY BUSINESS subdued JACK PARKMAN in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
COMMANDER VACHIR won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's bout.
NO WAY JOSE! vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KING LOUIE murdered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
AH MENG overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OH HELL vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 3 - 2 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 7 - 1 72 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 18 - 3 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 1 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 13 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 25 - 25 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 56 - 1 30 |
Turn 309 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 7 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE TURKEY VULTURE 6098 25 6 0 105 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
STRIKING ATTACK SUN TZU 5488 17 4 1 123 SUPER STARS (629)
WALL OF STEEL KHAN KISSEDADOOR 5838 15 7 2 111 MONGOL HORDE (658)
TOTAL PARRY KHAN D. DATE 5756 25 7 0 108 MONGOL HORDE (658)
LUNGING ATTACK JUNE CLEAVER 6058 9 1 1 98 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
SLASHING ATTACK AYI'IG 6302 12 5 1 86 GREAT OLD ONES (705)
AIMED BLOW MOLINA 6311 11 2 1 85 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
BASHING ATTACK DESOLATE WAYS 6503 9 1 1 56 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is T-4 STRAIN 6567. The most popular warrior this turn
was NECROWRETCH 6540. The ten other most popular fighters were KHAN KISSEDADOOR
5838, WILBUR 6721, DICE 6712, THUNDER WOLFMOON 6808, WRATH OF VESUVIUS 6496, KEN
ALLEN 6719, MAROHM 6323, DESOLATE WAYS 6503, PEDRO CERRANO 6656, and LULU 6728.
The least popular fighter this week was SHIVER BLADE 6785. The other ten least
popular fighters were N 6809, MONKEY DO 6879, WRENCH 6708, SILK EAR PURSE 6720, SEVER
THE KING 6527, TYLER DURDEN 6625, AYI'IG 6302, JAKE TAYLOR 6655, T-4 STRAIN 6567, and
BRASS MONKEY 6884.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXII
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BULL FROG 4547 (41-27-0) 0 2 0 THE BULLS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MARK PORTUGAL 348 (2-3-0) 8 3 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
KENNY CHESNEY 5517 (15-5-0) 6 3 0 SUE'S BIG BOYS
BEER KHAN 5755 (20-6-1) 3 3 0 MONGOL HORDE
BIRGITTE 6755 (10-1-0) 3 3 0 KINGS BLADES
AANAHR 6348 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 WRATHMEN 7
KNITTED AFGHAN 4123 (10-11-4) 0 2 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
MAROHM 6323 (6-2-1) 0 2 0 WRATHMEN 2
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MUD PUPPY 6105 (6-2-1) 0 2 0 THE FLYING FISHES
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PYRO SMURF 4937 (2-3-0) 5 3 0 EVIL SMURF HORDE 3
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MEDEA RISING 6605 (2-0-0) 6 3 1 FEAR FACTORY 20
DR SMURFORKIAN 4953 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FEAR HELD DEAR 6561 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 WHO DA MAN?
MONKEY BUSINESS 6885 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 M IS FOR MONKEY
SHIVER BLADE 6785 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 FEAR FACTORY
BURN THE BRIDGE 6556 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 DEAD FEAR FACTORY 18
THUNDER WOLFMOON 6808 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 15
ASYLUM OF LIES 6799 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY 7
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BELIEVE A BULL 500 (4-2-0) 3 3 0 THE BULLS
DAN DELLYON 510 (18-9-0) 3 3 0 MISTAKEN IDENTITY
BLACK PORSCHE 478 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 D.A. REJECTS
CURIOUS GEORGE 645 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 CRYPTICS
CARDINAL 5427 (4-2-1) 1 2 0 DEAD PLAY BALL
R.O.T.F.L. 4028 (1-4-0) 1 3 0 ALPHABET SOUP
HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS 1807 (6-8-0) 0 2 0 THINGS GEORGE DOES
HUNGRY HEIFER 637 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 WORLDWIDE GORE
TANGUN 3013 (2-1-1) 0 2 0 THREE KINGDOMS
TELLS TALL TALES 1802 (3-1-0) 0 1 0 DEAD THINGS GEORGE DOES
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANNOUNCER BUNNY 5947 (2-1-0) 8 3 0 RYAN'S SHOWS
OTTAWA SENATOR 5500 (1-0-0) 5 3 0 CAPITALISTS
LAUREATE 3324 (6-5-0) 1 3 0 ORCS HATE PHYSICS
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DARWIN 6409 (1-1-1) 6 3 0 WORLD BLADES 10
INFORMATION HEN 5945 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 RYAN'S SHOWS
CHICAGO BULL 6184 (3-3-0) 0 2 0 THE BULLS
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAIM 5763 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 WAY BACK WHEN
CTOGGHA 6301 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 GREAT OLD ONES
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) OTTO'S PARTS (150)
POSSUMS (82-23222) LEE SAYS SO (3699)
MEROBRYLLA (82-37956) SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 (6302)
IRONPUSS (82-38621) METALLICATS (6419)
AFRAID TO SHOOT (82-43653) ROOKIE MAIDEN 47 (7323)
BLACK ANGEL (82-46442) STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)
FLIGHT (82-46541) STONED ROOKIES 35 (7806)
RUN LIKE HELL (82-52904) ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)
LEONARD FUNK (84-9258) MEDAL OF HONOR X10 (1679)
TENURED WHELP (84-15361) DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII (2713)
CAT MESSIAH (84-16763) THE INQUISITION IX (2961)
HAND ON THE PUMP (84-29220) CYPRESS HILL (5177)
FJORD (84-36346) IDIOCRACY (4683)
CLICK STUPID LINKS (84-42122) 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes