DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/03/2018 Duedate: 04/30/2018
ERINIKA ARENA
DM-73 TURN-326
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EYES WIRED SHUT
FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
(73-6476) [12-1-1,138]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EYES WIRED SHUT TOE LINT
FEAR FACTORY 2 (732) ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
(73-6476) [12-1-1,138] (73-6429) [5-2-0,74]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SEVER THE KING RAUNCHY COSTUME
FEAR FACTORY 12 (742) BB HALLOWEEN (825)
(73-6527) [15-11-0,64] (73-7235) [7-4-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BB HALLOWEEN (825)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ALL ABOUT LINT (725) 17
2. FEAR FACTORY 15 (745) 14 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
3. WHO DA MAN? (749) 10 Unchartered Team
4. FEAR FACTORY 2 (732) 7
5. FEAR FACTORY 17 (747) 6 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*FEAR FACTORY 21 (802) 4 0 0 100 1/ 0 BB HALLOWEEN (825) 8 7 0
2- 2*EASTERN HORDE X (529) 2 0 0 100 2/ 2 WHO DA MAN? (749) 6 0 1
3- 3*EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565) 2 0 0 100 3/ 1 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737) 5 1 1
4/ 4*ALL ABOUT LINT (725) 9 3 1 75.0 4/ 4*ALL ABOUT LINT (725) 4 0 1
5- 5*THE BURRHEADS (811) 11 5 2 68.8 5- 3*FEAR FACTORY 21 (802) 4 0 0
6/ 6 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737) 23 13 3 63.9 6/ 7 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747) 3 0 1
7/ 0 BB HALLOWEEN (825) 33 22 1 60.0 7/ 5 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745) 3 0 0
8/ 8 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745) 22 16 0 57.9 8/ 6 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732) 3 2 0
9- 7 FEAR FACTORY 6 (736) 15 11 1 57.7 9/16 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734) 2 2 0
10/10 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747) 11 10 1 52.4 10- 9*EASTERN HORDE X (529) 1 0 0
11-11*FEAR FACTORY 14 (744) 1 1 0 50.0 11-10*EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565) 1 0 0
12/12 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732) 13 14 1 48.1 12-11 FEAR FACTORY 6 (736) 1 0 0
13-13*N IS FOR NO (765) 11 13 2 45.8 13-12*EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566) 1 1 0
14/14 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742) 18 23 0 43.9 14-13*FEAR FACTORY 14 (744) 1 1 0
15/15 WHO DA MAN? (749) 149 210 8 41.5 15/ 8 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742) 1 2 0
16-16 M IS FOR MONKEY (764) 16 24 3 40.0 16-14 M IS FOR MONKEY (764) 0 1 0
17/17 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734) 13 23 0 36.1 17-18*N IS FOR NO (765) 0 1 0
18-18*EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566) 1 3 0 25.0 18-17*THE BURRHEADS (811) 0 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in ERINIKA! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Like, FEAR FACTORY 7 had to be
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BB HALLOWEEN! Way to go BB
HALLOWEEN! Uncool, FEAR FACTORY 12. I mean 0-1-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed
to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! The guys at FEAR FACTORY 4 like
really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this turn, moving up by 7. MVP award for TOE
LINT? ALL ABOUT LINT's proud of her after beating SEVER THE KING and getting 17
points. Talk about yer major upsets! DESOLATE WAYS' match with KHALHUMS DWARF cost
him a loss of 16 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think
EYES WIRED SHUT should let TOO MUCH CANDY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting
about it. Who was the wiseguy that said ERINIKA's Duelmaster was paying for drinks
at The Warty Toad? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ERINIKA ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. ERINIKA is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EYES WIRED SHUT 6476 12 1 1 138 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WRATH OF VESUVIUS 6496 14 4 1 128 FEAR FACTORY 6 (736)
MAZE OF TORMENT 6550 11 4 1 100 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DESOLATE WAYS 6503 15 5 3 88 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
THE BEARS SUCK 6924 7 1 0 79 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)
TOO MUCH CANDY 7234 8 3 1 74 BB HALLOWEEN (825)
TOE LINT 6429 5 2 0 74 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
FEAR HELD DEAR 6561 8 4 1 72 WHO DA MAN? (749)
ASYLUM OF LIES 6799 8 2 0 68 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEVER THE KING 6527 15 11 0 64 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE VOMITOUS 6791 8 5 0 52 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734)
-MONKEY BUSINESS 6885 5 6 0 52 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
DRUNK TEENS 7233 4 3 0 48 BB HALLOWEEN (825)
BULLY 7232 7 4 0 38 BB HALLOWEEN (825)
EGGED 7237 7 4 0 36 BB HALLOWEEN (825)
-NO GLOVE NO LOVE 6914 3 1 1 35 N IS FOR NO (765)
-LINT LIZARD 6431 4 1 1 34 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAUNCHY COSTUME 7235 7 4 0 33 BB HALLOWEEN (825)
-BEDAZZLER 7160 3 0 0 33 THE BURRHEADS (811)
-HOOF HEARTED 7159 2 1 1 33 THE BURRHEADS (811)
-COUSIN PAPA SMURF 4944 2 0 0 28 EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565)
-WRENCH 6708 4 4 1 26 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
-SHOCK THE MONKEY 6918 3 2 0 24 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NO WAY JOSE! 6882 3 1 0 23 N IS FOR NO (765)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOONER 7157 2 1 0 21 THE BURRHEADS (811)
-FOUL EMISSARY 6982 1 3 0 18 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
-UNDER THE KNIFE 6537 1 1 0 18 FEAR FACTORY 14 (744)
-QUAM CRUSHER 4676 2 0 0 17 EASTERN HORDE X (529)
-PIERCED SMURF 4949 1 0 0 17 EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)
-DYING EMBERS 7086 2 0 0 15 FEAR FACTORY 21 (802)
-FURYCINDER 6784 1 0 0 15 WHO DA MAN? (749)
-CLOUDCHASER 7090 2 0 0 14 FEAR FACTORY 21 (802)
-BRONZE TOOTH 6798 1 0 0 13 FEAR FACTORY 6 (736)
-OH HELL 6713 2 2 1 9 N IS FOR NO (765)
-GALAX SLAYER 7161 2 2 1 9 THE BURRHEADS (811)
-NO LOVE LOST 6957 1 1 0 6 N IS FOR NO (765)
-SMURF 5 4948 0 3 0 3 EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)
-TEMPEST BLIGHT 7135 0 1 0 1 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RIPGUT 6790 1 4 0 FEAR FACTORY 4 734 LINT LIZARD 6431 324
PEARLS B4 SWINE 6724 7 4 0 P IS FOR PIG 767 DESOLATE WAYS 6503 323
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EYES WIRED SHUT devastated TOO MUCH CANDY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DESOLATE WAYS was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's battle.
MAZE OF TORMENT overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TOE LINT devastated SEVER THE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASYLUM OF LIES demolished EGGED in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE BEARS SUCK viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute bloody fight.
FEAR HELD DEAR overpowered DRUNK TEENS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE VOMITOUS outwaited RAUNCHY COSTUME in a action packed 7 minute melee.
BULLY vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 6 - 1 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 40 - 19 - 3 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 6 - 2 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 32 - 28 - 3 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 24 - 5 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 19 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 10 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 12 - 2 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 326 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EYES WIRED SHUT 6476 12 1 1 138 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
LUNGING ATTACK MAZE OF TORMENT 6550 11 4 1 100 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747)
BASHING ATTACK DESOLATE WAYS 6503 15 5 3 88 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
WALL OF STEEL THE BEARS SUCK 6924 7 1 0 79 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)
AIMED BLOW TOE LINT 6429 5 2 0 74 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
TOTAL PARRY THE VOMITOUS 6791 8 5 0 52 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SEVER THE KING 6527. The most popular warrior this
turn was RAUNCHY COSTUME 7235. The ten other most popular fighters were DESOLATE
WAYS 6503, THE BEARS SUCK 6924, FEAR HELD DEAR 6561, EYES WIRED SHUT 6476, TOE LINT
6429, ASYLUM OF LIES 6799, MAZE OF TORMENT 6550, BULLY 7232, TOO MUCH CANDY 7234, and
SEVER THE KING 6527.
The least popular fighter this week was THE VOMITOUS 6791. The other ten least
popular fighters were DRUNK TEENS 7233, EGGED 7237, SEVER THE KING 6527, TOO MUCH
CANDY 7234, BULLY 7232, MAZE OF TORMENT 6550, ASYLUM OF LIES 6799, TOE LINT 6429,
EYES WIRED SHUT 6476, and FEAR HELD DEAR 6561.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI