DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/24/2018 Duedate: 08/20/2018
ERINIKA ARENA
DM-73 TURN-330
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DUM BULL
THE BULLS (43)
(73-5669) [24-8-0,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DUM BULL MENAGE A TROIS
THE BULLS (43) RUMS THE WORD (667)
(73-5669) [24-8-0,99] (73-5865) [4-0-0,65]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SEVER THE KING MONKEY BUSINESS
FEAR FACTORY 12 (742) M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
(73-6527) [16-14-0,70] (73-6885) [6-7-0,47]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SUE'S BOYS (632) 42
2. SUE'S BIG BOYS (634) 36 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
3. CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 29 Unchartered Team
4. GASHOUSE GANG (622) 24
5. BROADWAY LLAMAS (792) 23 RUMS THE WORD (667)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*HYBORIAN LORDS (826) 1 0 1 100 1/ 1 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737) 5 0 0
2/ 2*RUMS THE WORD (667) 7 1 1 87.5 2/ 3 RYAN'S SHOWS (676) 5 2 0
3/ 0 CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 70 15 1 82.4 3/12 SUE'S BOYS (632) 5 3 0
4/ 0 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670) 21 6 0 77.8 4/ 7 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634) 4 0 0
5/ 4 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634) 41 13 3 75.9 5/ 4 THE BULLS (43) 4 2 0
6/ 3 GASHOUSE GANG (622) 126 40 13 75.9 6/ 5 SUPER STARS (629) 4 2 0
7/ 5 SUPER STARS (629) 90 32 3 73.8 7/ 8*RUMS THE WORD (667) 3 0 0
8/ 7 SUE'S BOYS (632) 76 34 6 69.1 8/21 GASHOUSE GANG (622) 3 2 0
9/ 6 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737) 29 13 3 69.0 9/ 0 CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 2 0 0
10- 8*THE BURRHEADS (811) 12 6 2 66.7 10- 9 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732) 2 0 0
11/10 THE BULLS (43) 228 125 13 64.6 11/15*COCKTAILOPOLY (669) 2 1 0
12/ 9 ALL ABOUT LINT (725) 10 6 1 62.5 12/16 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745) 2 1 0
13-11*MORNINGSTAR TREK (827) 3 2 0 60.0 13/17 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747) 2 1 0
14/13 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745) 24 17 0 58.5 14/10 WHO DA MAN? (749) 2 1 0
15/12 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 500 368 38 57.6 15/25*BROADWAY LLAMAS (792) 2 1 0
16/15 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747) 13 11 1 54.2 16- 2 DAUGHTERS OF DARKN (363) 2 6 0
17/14 RYAN'S SHOWS (676) 31 27 2 53.4 17-13*HYBORIAN LORDS (826) 1 0 1
18-16 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732) 15 14 1 51.7 18- 6*EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566) 1 0 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/21*BROADWAY LLAMAS (792) 6 6 1 50.0 19-14*MORNINGSTAR TREK (827) 1 0 0
20-17*EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566) 3 3 2 50.0 20/ 0 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670) 1 0 0
21/25*COCKTAILOPOLY (669) 2 2 0 50.0 21/20 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742) 1 2 0
22-18*LUDUS MAGNUS (793) 1 1 0 50.0 22/23 WORLDWIDE GORE (36) 1 2 0
23/19 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742) 19 26 0 42.2 23/11 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734) 1 2 0
24/20 WHO DA MAN? (749) 151 211 8 41.7 24/22 M IS FOR MONKEY (764) 1 4 0
25-22 DAUGHTERS OF DARKN (363) 15 24 1 38.5 25/19 ALL ABOUT LINT (725) 0 3 0
26/24 M IS FOR MONKEY (764) 17 28 3 37.8 26-24*OSCARWORTHY LLAMAS (789) 0 1 0
27/23 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734) 15 25 0 37.5 27-26*LUDUS MAGNUS (793) 0 1 0
28-26*OSCARWORTHY LLAMAS (789) 0 1 0 0.0 28-18*THE BURRHEADS (811) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ERINIKA? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. If The Swinging Aardvark is buying
drinks for GASHOUSE GANG's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.
A 2-0-0 makes for a big thirst. Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for
FEAR FACTORY 4, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 12 into 23rd. Here's my pity, for what
it's worth. Now let's all watch SUE'S BOYS' heads swell from their 3-0-0 this turn.
Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see JOSEPH CHEEK win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
ROSENTHAL beat FEAR HELD DEAR and FEAR HELD DEAR lost 15 points. You're breakin' my
heart. And if variety is the spice of life, ERINIKA may be getting bland, as
DESOLATE WAYS stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes,
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
ERINIKA, I am losing what little hope I had in you. FEAR FACTORY 4 the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act
of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was RYAN'S SHOWS. Ha ha ha ha!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ERINIKA's
morgue. More variety. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUM BULL 5669 24 8 0 99 THE BULLS (43)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EYES WIRED SHUT 6476 14 1 1 153 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
-MAE WEST 6062 18 4 0 130 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-BEN ROTHLESBURGER 5504 17 4 0 130 SUE'S BOYS (632)
-ANNOUNCER BUNNY 5947 9 1 0 129 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-HINES WARD 5505 16 2 0 116 SUE'S BOYS (632)
-JUNE CLEAVER 6058 12 1 1 115 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-RASMUS 5940 20 2 3 114 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-JANUARY JONES 6056 11 4 0 111 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-SUN LIGHT 5489 17 3 1 108 SUPER STARS (629)
-TURKEY VULTURE 6098 25 6 0 105 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-SUN STROKE 5486 18 7 1 103 SUPER STARS (629)
-ASYLUM OF LIES 6799 10 2 0 102 FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
-MOLINA 6311 17 5 2 98 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
MAZE OF TORMENT 6550 13 5 1 98 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747)
ROSENTHAL 6703 8 3 2 98 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-PUJOLS 5424 21 12 1 96 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUN RAY 5490 17 7 0 93 SUPER STARS (629)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BEARS SUCK 6924 9 2 0 82 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)
TOE LINT 6429 6 5 0 81 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
CLIFF HANGER 5946 11 10 0 79 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-KNITTED AFGHAN 4123 10 11 4 77 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
FEAR HELD DEAR 6561 10 5 1 76 WHO DA MAN? (749)
SEVER THE KING 6527 16 14 0 70 FEAR FACTORY 12 (742)
-CALISTA 3244 6 7 0 68 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ADOPTED SUN 6623 6 5 0 66 SUPER STARS (629)
MENAGE A TROIS 5865 4 0 0 65 RUMS THE WORD (667)
WACHA 6622 6 6 0 58 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PREVENT A BULL 6776 4 1 0 55 THE BULLS (43)
THE VOMITOUS 6791 10 7 0 53 FEAR FACTORY 4 (734)
MONKEY BUSINESS 6885 6 7 0 47 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
GARY ALLEN 7067 3 0 0 46 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
SUN BELT 7078 3 0 0 41 SUPER STARS (629)
PHANTOM OF THE LLAMA 7014 4 2 1 37 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
-LINT LIZARD 6431 4 1 1 34 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BEDAZZLER 7160 3 0 0 33 THE BURRHEADS (811)
-HOOF HEARTED 7159 2 1 1 33 THE BURRHEADS (811)
GAWAIN'S WORD 5943 4 5 0 31 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-MILLENNIA 4601 5 5 1 29 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
BLENDING BOWL 6173 4 5 2 29 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-MARK PORTUGAL 348 2 3 0 28 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
BLUE MONDAY 6898 2 0 0 28 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
ANTONIO BROWN 6614 4 3 1 27 SUE'S BOYS (632)
-WRENCH 6708 4 4 1 26 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
-WORFLAIL 7245 3 1 0 26 MORNINGSTAR TREK (827)
APRIL O'NEIL 6897 2 0 0 26 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-SMURF 5 4948 2 3 2 24 EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)
B-52 5877 2 2 0 24 COCKTAILOPOLY (669)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOONER 7157 2 1 0 21 THE BURRHEADS (811)
-BLACK ZARONO 7241 1 0 1 21 HYBORIAN LORDS (826)
JOSEPH CHEEK 7307 1 0 0 21 SUE'S BOYS (632)
-MURMILLO 7023 1 1 0 20 LUDUS MAGNUS (793)
-TRISH 4727 2 1 0 19 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
LLAMA MIA 7017 1 0 0 19 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
-FOUL EMISSARY 6982 1 3 0 18 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
-LUCIA 4726 2 5 0 17 DAUGHTERS OF DARKNES (363)
LE'VEON BELL 7304 2 1 0 17 SUE'S BOYS (632)
-PIERCED SMURF 4949 1 0 0 17 EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)
KEITH URBAN 7068 1 0 0 17 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
-FURYCINDER 6784 1 0 0 15 WHO DA MAN? (749)
-GALAX SLAYER 7161 3 3 1 13 THE BURRHEADS (811)
AVRIL LAVIGNE 7070 1 0 0 13 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
SWEDISH FISH 7308 1 0 0 8 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
MECH X-4 7077 1 0 0 7 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-DEATHOFASALESLLAMA 7016 1 2 0 5 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
-TEMPEST BLIGHT 7135 0 1 0 1 FEAR FACTORY 2 (732)
LANCELOT LINK 6986 0 1 0 1 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BROKEBACK LLAMA 7003 0 1 0 OSCARWORTHY LLAM 789 SMURF 5 4948 328
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAWAIN'S WORD was viciously subdued by MONKEY BUSINESS in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
DESOLATE WAYS savagely defeated DUM BULL in a popular 2 minute veteran's Title melee.
FEAR HELD DEAR was devastated by ROSENTHAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MAZE OF TORMENT defeated TOE LINT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE BEARS SUCK slimly won victory over ADOPTED SUN in a popular 6 minute bloody duel.
SEVER THE KING was overpowered by CLIFF HANGER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MENAGE A TROIS handily defeated THE VOMITOUS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
PREVENT A BULL vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WACHA slimly won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gory fight.
BLENDING BOWL was beaten by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute melee.
PHANTOM OF THE LLAMA overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUN BELT devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GARY ALLEN demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ANTONIO BROWN overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
B-52 savagely defeated CULT MEMBER in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
APRIL O'NEIL vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLUE MONDAY devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LE'VEON BELL defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute novice's bout.
SWEDISH FISH beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's bout.
AVRIL LAVIGNE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MECH X-4 viciously subdued LANCELOT LINK in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
LLAMA MIA overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
KEITH URBAN handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JOSEPH CHEEK demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 1 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 9 - 1 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 20 - 3 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 27 - 25 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 6 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 330 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DUM BULL 5669 24 8 0 99 THE BULLS (43)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MAZE OF TORMENT 6550 13 5 1 98 FEAR FACTORY 17 (747)
STRIKING ATTACK ROSENTHAL 6703 8 3 2 98 GASHOUSE GANG (622)
WALL OF STEEL THE BEARS SUCK 6924 9 2 0 82 FEAR FACTORY 15 (745)
AIMED BLOW TOE LINT 6429 6 5 0 81 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ADOPTED SUN 6623 6 5 0 66 SUPER STARS (629)
BASHING ATTACK SUN BELT 7078 3 0 0 41 SUPER STARS (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SEVER THE KING 6527. The most popular warrior this
turn was MONKEY BUSINESS 6885. The ten other most popular fighters were THE BEARS
SUCK 6924, ADOPTED SUN 6623, MAZE OF TORMENT 6550, CLIFF HANGER 5946, WACHA 6622,
MENAGE A TROIS 5865, PREVENT A BULL 6776, B-52 5877, APRIL O'NEIL 6897, and BLUE
MONDAY 6898.
The least popular fighter this week was GAWAIN'S WORD 5943. The other ten least
popular fighters were LE'VEON BELL 7304, FEAR HELD DEAR 6561, DUM BULL 5669, LANCELOT
LINK 6986, AVRIL LAVIGNE 7070, SWEDISH FISH 7308, SUN BELT 7078, THE VOMITOUS 6791,
SEVER THE KING 6527, and TOE LINT 6429.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DESOLATE WAYS (73-6503) FEAR FACTORY 7 (737)
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."
TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE
As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance. This
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!
Team Maintenance: This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every
turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will
fight the turn they arrive. In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have
multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.
(The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had
their initial strategy input.)
Character Maintenance: This will cause only that warrior to fight every
turn. If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on
Character Maintenance.
In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if
you wish. The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not
carry through from turn to turn. These sections are only used on the turn they are
entered. In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a
strategy sheet each time.
One other thing to remember about maintenance: Maintenance is not something
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys). In order to add or remove
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service. If you
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads. Please, please, please put it on a
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top. If you don't,
well, you can imagine.
Thanks for your time. Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes