DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/28/2019    Duedate: 06/24/2019

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-341

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PYRO SMURF
EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)
(73-4937) [6-3-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TYLER DURDEN                   PYRO SMURF
YUPPIE HORDE (754)             EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)
(73-6625) [15-8-1,110]         (73-4937) [6-3-0,98]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TYLER DURDEN                   KAMPFULT
YUPPIE HORDE (754)             EASTERN HORDE IV (531)
(73-6625) [15-8-1,110]         (73-4686) [2-2-0,30]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

YUPPIE HORDE (754)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)    29
2. ALL ABOUT LINT (725)        17      LUDUS MAGNUS (793)
3. P IS FOR PIG (767)          15      Unchartered Team
4. EASTERN HORDE IV (531)      13
5. LUDUS MAGNUS LI (795)        7      EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LUDUS MAGNUS VI (798)      5   0  0  100   1/ 1 YUPPIE HORDE (754)        7  4 0
 2- 4*MYTHOS 12 (850)            2   0  0  100   2/ 7 P IS FOR PIG (767)        5  8 1
 3- 7*MYTHOS 18 (856)            1   0  0  100   3/ 3*EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)  3  0 0
 4/ 8*EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)   6   1  0 85.7   4/ 4*EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  3  0 0
 5/ 9*LUDUS MAGNUS LI (795)      5   1  0 83.3   5- 2 EASTERN HORDE (365)       2  0 0
 6-11*MISSION: EARTH! (7)        5   2  1 71.4   6- 5*LUDUS MAGNUS VI (798)     2  0 0
 7/14*EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)   6   3  0 66.7   7/10*LUDUS MAGNUS LI (795)     2  1 0
 8/10*LUDUS MAGNUS IX (799)      4   2  0 66.7   8/18 M IS FOR MONKEY (764)     2  2 0
 9-13*EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)   5   3  2 62.5   9- 8 AMBER (897)               1  0 1
10/12 LUDUS MAGNUS (793)        12   8  0 60.0  10- 9*EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)  1  0 0
11/15 YUPPIE HORDE (754)        28  20  3 58.3  11-16*MYTHOS 12 (850)           1  0 0
12/16 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)      15  13  1 53.6  12-17*MYTHOS 18 (856)           1  0 0
13/21*EASTERN HORDE IV (531)     2   2  0 50.0  13/12*MYTHOS 13 (851)           1  1 1
14/ 5*MYTHOS 13 (851)            1   1  1 50.0  14/13*MYTHOS 20 (858)           1  1 0
15/ 6*MYTHOS 20 (858)            1   1  0 50.0  15/19*EASTERN HORDE IV (531)    1  2 0
16/17 P IS FOR PIG (767)        23  26  1 46.9  16/20 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)      1  2 0
17-18 AMBER (897)              110 130  9 45.8  17/ 6 LUDUS MAGNUS (793)        1  2 0
18-19 EASTERN HORDE (365)        9  12  0 42.9  18/11*LUDUS MAGNUS IX (799)     1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to ERINIKA once again!  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at LUDUS MAGNUS, cause they dropped by 11. 
What's with TOE LINT?  She actually beat ERINIKA's VETERAN MERCENARY, and walked away 
with 17 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at LUDUS MAGNUS IX.  FRUPELLARII 
lost 9 points to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe 
FRUPELLARII will provide more easy wins...  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for 
EVIL SMURF HORDE 3's outstanding member, Duelmaster PYRO SMURF.  Wouldn't it be nice 
to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of 
convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  
ERINIKA thinks MISSION: EARTH! and their 5-2-1 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  In my day, no team with a 5-2-1 would scare me off!  What's the 
problem, P IS FOR PIG?  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged 
warrior, HOPLOMACHUS!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  
Maybe LUDUS MAGNUS' GALLUS is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's 
what he'll get next week, after challenging up 26 to TYLER DURDEN.  I don't get it.  
GALLUS goes and challenges TYLER DURDEN, way above him, but gets 2 points after he 
loses!  Is this a new strategy?  MONKEY BUSINESS didn't quite know what to make of a 
challenge it received from HUHUETEOTL of MYTHOS 20, who is 24 points below it.  
HUHUETEOTL perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was beat by MONKEY BUSINESS 
and ended up with 27 recognition points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, 
places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PYRO SMURF 4937               6   3  0    98       EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TYLER DURDEN 6625            15   8  1   110       YUPPIE HORDE (754)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOE LINT 6429                11  11  0    86       ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
 GALLUS 7024                   7   1  0    82       LUDUS MAGNUS (793)
 MARTHA STEWART 6627          11   9  2    76       YUPPIE HORDE (754)
-MURMILLO 7023                 5   2  0    72       LUDUS MAGNUS (793)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARBELAS 7051                  5   0  0    60       LUDUS MAGNUS VI (798)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR SMURFORKIAN 4953           6   1  0    56       EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)
 MONKEY BUSINESS 6885          9   9  0    52       M IS FOR MONKEY (764)
 HOPLOMACHUS 7036              5   1  0    38       LUDUS MAGNUS LI (795)
 FRUPELLARII 7055              4   2  0    38       LUDUS MAGNUS IX (799)
-HELLO KITTY 4596              5   2  0    36       EASTERN HORDE (365)
-LINT LIZARD 6431              4   2  1    35       ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
-PIERCED SMURF 4949            3   0  0    34       EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)
-DRACO E'S 4728                3   0  0    34       EASTERN HORDE (365)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRENCH 6708                   5   5  1    33       M IS FOR MONKEY (764)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GERARD 7714                   2   3  1    32       AMBER (897)
 KAMPFULT 4686                 2   2  0    30       EASTERN HORDE IV (531)
 PIG IN A POKE 6722            5   6  0    29       P IS FOR PIG (767)
-BRAVO 70                      2   0  1    28       MISSION: EARTH! (7)
 HUHUETEOTL 7465               1   1  0    27       MYTHOS 20 (858)
 WILBUR 6721                   5   7  0    26       P IS FOR PIG (767)
-SMURF 5 4948                  2   3  2    24       EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRUAGA 7422                   2   0  0    23       MYTHOS 12 (850)
 PORK SCHNITZEL 7162           2   1  0    23       P IS FOR PIG (767)
-BENEDICT 7715                 2   3  0    19       AMBER (897)
-DWORKIN 7675                  4   3  0    15       AMBER (897)
-NUADA 7455                    1   0  0    15       MYTHOS 18 (856)
 MILEY THOR 7727               1   0  0    14       YUPPIE HORDE (754)
 PIGLET 6989                   2   1  1    12       P IS FOR PIG (767)
 GIRRU 7429                    1   1  1     9       MYTHOS 13 (851)
 THE ROCK 7728                 1   0  0     8       YUPPIE HORDE (754)
-CAINE 7713                    1   4  0     7       AMBER (897)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GALLUS was bested by TYLER DURDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
HUHUETEOTL lost to MONKEY BUSINESS in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
PORK SCHNITZEL handily defeated GIRRU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PIGLET was vanquished by HOPLOMACHUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MARTHA STEWART was overpowered by PYRO SMURF in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
TOE LINT devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
DR SMURFORKIAN bested WRENCH in a 2 minute match.
FRUPELLARII was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WILBUR was viciously subdued by KAMPFULT in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
PIG IN A POKE vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MILEY THOR vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE ROCK beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  15 -  2      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   8 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 341 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         6  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PYRO SMURF 4937             6   3  0   98 EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)
LUNGING ATTACK   TYLER DURDEN 6625          15   8  1  110 YUPPIE HORDE (754)
SLASHING ATTACK  MARTHA STEWART 6627        11   9  2   76 YUPPIE HORDE (754)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TYLER DURDEN 6625.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KAMPFULT 4686.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOE LINT 6429, DR 
SMURFORKIAN 4953, HUHUETEOTL 7465, MONKEY BUSINESS 6885, PYRO SMURF 4937, MILEY THOR 
7727, GALLUS 7024, TYLER DURDEN 6625, HOPLOMACHUS 7036, and WILBUR 6721.

The least popular fighter this week was FRUPELLARII 7055.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARTHA STEWART 6627, PIGLET 6989, GIRRU 7429, WRENCH 6708, PORK 
SCHNITZEL 7162, THE ROCK 7728, PIG IN A POKE 6722, WILBUR 6721, HOPLOMACHUS 7036, and 
TYLER DURDEN 6625.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.