DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/13/2022    Duedate: 10/10/2022

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-384

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LLAMA MIA
BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
(73-7017) [15-1-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LLAMA MIA                      LONESOME LOSER
BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)          LIFE AND DEATH (970)
(73-7017) [15-1-0,120]         (73-8103) [8-0-1,111]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SIR GARLON                     ANSER
MYTHOS 7 (845)                 VULPECULA (925)
(73-7400) [22-21-0,96]         (73-7862) [16-24-1,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)      27
2. BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)       19      EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565)
3. LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)      19      Unchartered Team
4. JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)         15
5. BURNER KING 8 (951)         13      JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*TEAM MANTIS III (893)      3   0  0  100   1/ 2 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     9  4 1
 2- 2*CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)   3   0  0  100   2- 1 ALPHABET SOUP (39)        7  1 0
 3/ 7*JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)        2   0  0  100   3/ 4 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)    6  6 0
 4- 3*MYTHOS 18 (856)            2   0  0  100   4- 6 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       4  0 0
 5- 5*LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)      1   0  0  100   5- 3 MONGOL HORDE (658)        4  2 0
 6- 8 WAY BACK WHEN (659)       59   7  3 89.4   6- 8 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        4  3 0
 7/ 9 EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565)  15   3  0 83.3   7- 5 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)      3  0 1
 8/18*LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)     5   1  0 83.3   8- 7 SUPER STARS (629)         3  1 0
 9/11 LUDUS MAGNUS XV (907)     13   3  0 81.3   9/18*ATTORNEY GENERALS  (943)  2  0 0
10/14*LIFE AND DEATH (970)       8   2  1 80.0  10/24*LIFE AND DEATH (970)      2  0 0
11-13 WHISKEY (671)             28   8  1 77.8  11/33 PORKY'S (973)             2  0 0
12-15 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)      58  17  5 77.3  12/23*JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)       2  0 0
13-16 GASHOUSE GANG (622)      143  43 13 76.9  13-10 GASHOUSE GANG (622)       2  0 0
14-17 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    22   7  0 75.9  14-11 WAY BACK WHEN (659)       2  0 0
15/30*HYBORIAN LORDS (826)       3   1  2 75.0  15-12 WHISKEY (671)             2  0 0
16/31*ATTORNEY GENERALS  (943)   3   1  0 75.0  16/31 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)      2  0 0
17-19 MONGOL HORDE (658)       131  44 10 74.9  17/47*LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)    2  1 0
18-20 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      98  34  2 74.2  18/14 LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)     2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 SS08 04 (1147)            28  10  1 73.7  19/13 VULPECULA (925)           2  1 0
20-21 SUPER STARS (629)        103  38  3 73.0  20- 0 SS08 04 (1147)            2  1 0
21/22 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     51  20  4 71.8  21/ 9 EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565)  2  1 0
22/23 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    18   8  2 69.2  22-16 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      2  4 0
23/28 LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)     11   5  1 68.8  23/ 0*JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       1  0 0
24/29 LUDUS MAGNUS CC (917)     11   5  0 68.8  24-22*TEAM MANTIS III (893)     1  0 0
25-26 SUE'S BOYS (632)          93  43  7 68.4  25-26*LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)    1  0 0
26/ 0 DARQUE FARCES (1056)      27  13  1 67.5  26-20*LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)     1  0 0
27-32 THE BULLS (43)           246 138 13 64.1  27-21 LUDUS MAGNUS M (922)      1  0 0
28/36 PORKY'S (973)             17  10  0 63.0  28-25*CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)  1  0 0
29/35 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)      27  16  1 62.8  29/ 0 DARQUE FARCES (1056)      1  0 0
30/24*MORNINGSTAR TREK (827)     5   3  0 62.5  30-30 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    1  0 0
31/ 0 SS04 04 (1152)            24  15  3 61.5  31-28*MYTHOS 18 (856)           1  0 0
32/43*EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)     3   2  1 60.0  32/44*BURNER KING 8 (951)       1  1 1
33/34 LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)    10   7  0 58.8  33/17*JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)        1  1 1
34/ 0 MY BED BANDER (1153)      27  20  1 57.4  34/54 MYTHOS 14 (852)           1  1 1
35-37 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)      508 377 38 57.4  35/53*HYBORIAN LORDS (826)      1  1 1
36-38 LUDUS MAGNUS M (922)       8   6  1 57.1  36/50*JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        1  1 0
37-39 ALPHABET SOUP (39)       197 151 15 56.6  37/52*BURNER KING 7 (950)       1  1 0
38-40 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        53  41  2 56.4  38/27 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    1  1 0
39/41 MYTHOS 14 (852)           27  21  3 56.3  39/48*EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)    1  1 0
40/ 0 SS06 01 (1150)            24  20  1 54.5  40/19*JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       1  1 0
41/58*BURNER KING 8 (951)        1   1  1 50.0  41-15 THE BULLS (43)            1  1 0
42/ 4*JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)         1   1  1 50.0  42-36 SUE'S BOYS (632)          1  1 0
43/60*JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)         1   1  0 50.0  43/32*MORNINGSTAR TREK (827)    1  1 0
44/ 6*JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)        1   1  0 50.0  44/34 LUDUS MAGNUS XV (907)     1  2 0
45/47 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)    48  63  2 43.2  45/35 LUDUS MAGNUS CC (917)     1  2 0
46/48 MYTHOS 7 (845)            22  29  0 43.1  46/41 MYTHOS 7 (845)            1  2 0
47/45 OCTANS (989)              18  24  0 42.9  47/42 THE REFORMERS (1100)      1  3 0
48-46*LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)     3   4  0 42.9  48/39 OCTANS (989)              0  3 0
49/51 VULPECULA (925)           16  24  1 40.0  49/40 LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)    0  3 0
50/ 0*JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)        2   3  0 40.0  50/37 VELA (926)                0  3 0
51-50*LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)     2   3  0 40.0  51/38 AURIGA (938)              0  3 0
52/49 AURIGA (938)              16  25  1 39.0  52/46*EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)    0  2 0
53/52 VELA (926)                15  25  0 37.5  53/45*MPH (964)                 0  2 0
54/53 THE REFORMERS (1100)       9  21  1 30.0  54-43*MYTHOS 40 (878)           0  1 0
55/54*EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)     3   9  1 25.0  55-49*FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)    0  1 0
56/56*BURNER KING 7 (950)        1   3  0 25.0  56-51*LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ERINIKA, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Nothing is certain in ERINIKA, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--BROADWAY LLAMAS.  
Perhaps it is LIFE AND DEATH members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
24th to 10th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, PORKY'S blew up the rankings to 22!  Managers were muttering after 
JUDGEMENT 16 showed ERINIKA what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 11.  Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, ALL ABOUT LINT blew up the rankings to 15!  
Perhaps it is LUDUS MAGNUS XVI members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
47th to 17th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 12 drop last 
week.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BURNER KING 8 blew up the 
rankings to 12!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of JUDGEMENT 
7.  Note their drop in the rankings from 17th to 33rd.  Watch out!!!  Managers were 
muttering after MYTHOS 14 showed ERINIKA what they could do:  1-0-1 to move up by 20. 
Perhaps it is HYBORIAN LORDS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
53rd to 35th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, JUDGEMENT 1 blew up the rankings to 14!  Perhaps it is BURNER KING 7 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 52nd to 37th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is EASTERN HORDE 3, after suffering a 11 drop in ranking.  The boys at JUDGEMENT 24 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 21 drop last 
week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of MORNINGSTAR TREK.  
Note their drop in the rankings from 32nd to 43rd.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is VELA, after suffering a 13 drop in 
ranking.  The boys at AURIGA aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, 
after suffering a 13 drop last week.  THIRD HIGHWAY 3 posted a nice gain, to come in 
3rd.  Everybody loves a winner...  Practice pays for LLAMA MIA, who pummelled COUSIN 
PAPA SMURF, to pocket 18 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, PEEWEE was 
winsome, after beating A CHORUS LLAMA and seeing it lose 8 points.  Duelmaster 
PHANTOM OF THE LLAMA from BROADWAY LLAMAS is going for the gold, as he Dark Arena 
Challenged DARK ARENA's SNENITH.  Ooh, the excitement!  Those who hoped for a new 
Duelmaster were disappointed by SNENITH, of DARK ARENA, who despite a 0-0-0 couldn't 
overcome ERINIKA's Number 1.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable 
walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     And how sociable are ERINIKA's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like the noble 
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of PORKY'S, alone and 
unchallenged.  The warriors of PORKY'S found their efforts at combat frustrated as 
BROADWAY LLAMAS apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone is 
famous for fifteen minutes, and COUSIN PAPA SMURF is it right now.  Most challenged 
warrior.  Isn't EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 proud!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  SNENITH in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for PHANTOM OF THE LLAMA of BROADWAY 
LLAMAS.  Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Swinging Aardvark will be!  Ask 
not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into 
an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid ERINIKA farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LLAMA MIA 7017               15   1  0   120       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNOUNCER BUNNY 5947         12   1  0   146       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-GARY ALLEN 7067              14   2  0   132       SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
-MAE WEST 6062                18   4  0   130       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-BEN ROTHLESBURGER 5504       17   4  0   130       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-KHANADIAN 7076               13   0  1   128       MONGOL HORDE (658)
-I.R.S. 4629                  21  10  0   127       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-DUM BULL 5669                32  17  0   123       THE BULLS (43)
-MARDUK 7435                   9   1  2   121       MYTHOS 14 (852)
-WACHA 6622                   16   7  0   116       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-HINES WARD 5505              16   2  0   116       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-JUNE CLEAVER 6058            12   1  1   115       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-RASMUS 5940                  20   2  3   114       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-MAIM 5763                    10   1  0   114       WAY BACK WHEN (659)
 LONESOME LOSER 8103           8   0  1   111       LIFE AND DEATH (970)
-SUN LIGHT 5489               17   3  1   108       SUPER STARS (629)
-ROSENTHAL 6703               14   5  2   108       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-PREVENT A BULL 6776          14   5  0   108       THE BULLS (43)
-TURKEY VULTURE 6098          25   6  0   105       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-MOLINA 6311                  18   5  2   104       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-SUN STROKE 5486              18   7  1   103       SUPER STARS (629)
 LINT LIZARD 6431             10   3  1   101       ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
 SPICLUS 7766                 13   3  0    98       LUDUS MAGNUS XV (907)
 SIR GARLON 7400              22  21  0    96       MYTHOS 7 (845)
-PUJOLS 5424                  21  12  1    96       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. 6170        9   3  1    95       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 4944       15   3  0    94       EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (565)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUN RAY 5490                 17   7  0    93       SUPER STARS (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEARTY SUSAN 5885            12   5  0    90       WHISKEY (671)
-BARCA 7846                    8   2  1    87       LUDUS MAGNUS M (922)
-APRIL O'NEIL 6897            13   7  0    82       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
 PERICLES 7818                11   5  0    82       LUDUS MAGNUS CC (917)
 ANSER 7862                   16  24  1    78       VULPECULA (925)
 BESTIARII 7746               10   7  0    78       LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)
-ANTONIO BROWN 6614            9   6  1    75       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-MY BF AND MY BABY 9793        8   2  0    75       SS06 01 (1150)
-AVRIL LAVIGNE 7070            7   4  0    74       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
 CHUCK BYWAY 9040             13  11  0    72       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)
 MENKALINAN 7930              15  25  1    71       AURIGA (938)
 SUHAIL 7869                  15  25  0    70       VELA (926)
-MECH X-4 7077                10   3  0    68       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OENOMAUS 7809                11   5  1    66       LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)
-DRUNK CLOWN HURT ME 9811      8   5  1    66       MY BED BANDER (1153)
 POLARIS AUSTRALIS 8199       14  20  0    62       OCTANS (989)
 WORFLAIL 7245                 5   2  0    61       MORNINGSTAR TREK (827)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATHOFASALESLLAMA 7016       6   6  0    56       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
-BLENDING BOWL 6173            8  13  2    53       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-SUNSHINE 8437                 6   0  0    52       SUPER STARS (629)
-BLUE MONDAY 6898              3   1  0    52       CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
 DON CRESCENT 9039             9  15  1    51       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)
 WHITE GOODMAN 8833            5   3  1    51       DARQUE FARCES (1056)
-KHAN TUSION 7064              8   3  1    48       MONGOL HORDE (658)
 EDGAR DETOUR 9038            11  13  1    47       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)
 DEWEY 9264                    5   2  1    47       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
-SUNSET 8436                   4   3  0    45       SUPER STARS (629)
 PEEWEE 8116                   3   2  0    45       PORKY'S (973)
-S.P.C.A. 8535                 5   4  0    44       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-JOSEPH CHEEK 7307             6   2  0    43       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-MY COFFEE 9796                2   3  0    41       SS06 01 (1150)
-MISS JANUARY 8325             9   8  1    40       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
 THE LLAMA KING 7066           5   5  1    40       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
 CASEY BOONE 9036              8  15  0    39       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)
-PHI OCTANTIS 8445             4   1  0    37       OCTANS (989)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MY INFARCTION 9810            4   2  0    33       SS04 04 (1152)
-FLAYING MANTIS 7654           3   0  0    33       TEAM MANTIS III (893)
-KHAN'S TIP ATE IT 8497        2   1  0    33       MONGOL HORDE (658)
-CHASE CLAYPOOL 8624           5   2  1    32       SUE'S BOYS (632)
 BLACK ZARONO 7241             2   1  2    31       HYBORIAN LORDS (826)
-D.N.R. 8882                   4   1  0    29       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-PAM ANDERSON 8130             3   0  0    29       CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)
-MARRIED BY DEATH 9816         3   1  0    27       MY BED BANDER (1153)
-DJIBOUTI CALL 7850            4   5  0    26       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-B 9809                        3   1  1    26       SS04 04 (1152)
 INTERN 020 7965               3   1  0    26       ATTORNEY GENERALS 4 (943)
 TOENADO 8068                  1   6  0    25       MPH (964)
-HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO 8950     1   1  0    25       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISHTAR 7944                   2   1  1    23       MYTHOS 14 (852)
-NUADA 7455                    2   0  0    23       MYTHOS 18 (856)
 LYVELLE 9266                  3   2  1    22       EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)
-SAMNITE 7733                  3   0  0    22       LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOHN WESLEY 9326              2   2  0    22       THE REFORMERS (1100)
 ZOPHIEL 9462                  2   0  0    22       JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)
 OMAR 9253                     3   5  1    21       EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)
-BIG CITY GREENS 8959          3   0  0    21       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
 A CHORUS LLAMA 8962           2   2  0    21       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
-SEGOVAX 7826                  1   1  0    20       LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)
 SPARKY 2 7999                 1   3  0    20       BURNER KING 7 (950)
-SIGURD THE VANIR 7242         1   0  0    20       HYBORIAN LORDS (826)
-CHARLES SPURGEN 9323          2   4  0    18       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-BLLOCK THIS 8107              0   2  0    18       FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)
-M.V.P. 8951                   2   3  0    17       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 FLAMMA 7760                   2   0  0    17       LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)
-MY SOUL ON FIRE 9769          1   2  0    17       SS08 04 (1147)
-TEEN TITANS GO! 8961          1   0  0    17       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
 ROMULUS 9761                  1   1  0    16       LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)
-POLLUS 7839                   1   0  0    15       LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)
-SAAPH 9484                    1   0  0    15       JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)
 EVANGELINA 9746               1   0  0    15       JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)
-THAI-DYED 8498                1   0  0    15       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 SPARKY 4 8003                 1   1  1    14       BURNER KING 8 (951)
-HUEY 9263                     1   0  1    14       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
-KHAN STAN TINOPLE 8957        1   1  0    14       MONGOL HORDE (658)
-IXION 7822                    1   2  0    13       LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)
-NEHAM 9258                    1   1  0    13       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
 EXOUSIA 9420                  1   1  1    11       JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)
-BUFURD T JUSTICE 8836         1   0  0    11       DARQUE FARCES (1056)
-HUGH LATIMER 9322             2   3  1    10       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-LINT TRAP 8700                2   0  0    10       ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
-BOOBOO 9262                   1   1  0    10       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
-JONATHAN BUTLER 9008          1   0  1     9       SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
-HANGING CHAD 9007             1   0  0     9       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 ADOEL 9389                    1   1  0     9       JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)
-CAPELLA 7928                  1   0  0     8       AURIGA (938)
 JOHN HOOPER 9321              1   4  0     7       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-MY UNICORN 9807               1   3  0     6       SS04 04 (1152)
-SCARY THINGS 8102             0   2  0     6       LIFE AND DEATH (970)
-A FREAK KHAN 9723             0   1  0     5       MONGOL HORDE (658)
-WILLIAM FOSTER 9320           0   5  0     5       THE REFORMERS (1100)
 SERAPH 9765                   1   1  0     4       JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      ISHTAR 7944           384  NONE
CULT MEMBER             0  0 0                      BLACK ZARONO 7241     384  NONE
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      SPARKY 4 8003         384  NONE
KHAN TREESIDE 7063      4  7 0 MONGOL HORDE 658     ANSER 7862            381   
CIRCE 7562              0  1 0 MYTHOS 40 878        JONATHAN BUTLER 9008  383   
THE BIG BANG 6140      11 11 1 THE BEGINNING 355    BARCA 7846            380  NOT REVENGED
IF ONLY 9544            0 12 0 YUPPIE TRANSLAT 1131 OMAR 9253             380  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Gladiators, Alastari needs your help!

An invasion through one of the northern chaos gates has threatened the land.  Brave 
fighters are requested to face this alien threat.  If you think you are tough enough, 
please respond to the Gladiatorial Commission.  Please include the following 
information:

     * Name and arena

     * A description including height, general appearance, preferred weapon, 
       additional talents, and personality.  
     * Explain why you want to face this deadly threat.  

Thank you.

                                         -- Keel Woodhaven, spy reporter for arena 101

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PHANTOM OF THE LLAMA barely slew SNENITH in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LLAMA MIA vanquished COUSIN PAPA SMURF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
DEATHOFASALESLLAMA demolished EDGAR DETOUR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE LLAMA KING was devastated by OENOMAUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
A CHORUS LLAMA was demolished by PEEWEE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LONESOME LOSER vanquished SUHAIL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LINT LIZARD overpowered BESTIARII in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SPICLUS savagely defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute expert's melee.
SIR GARLON vanquished MENKALINAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ANSER slimly won victory over WORFLAIL in a exciting 4 minute one-sided fight.
PERICLES overpowered POLARIS AUSTRALIS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHUCK BYWAY demolished DEWEY in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
DON CRESCENT devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
WHITE GOODMAN overpowered OMAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CASEY BOONE luckily beat TOENADO in a 3 minute duel.
SPARKY 2 overpowered JOHN HOOPER in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
INTERN 020 handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
ISHTAR butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLACK ZARONO executed CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
LYVELLE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
SPARKY 4 butchered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FLAMMA defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's duel.
ROMULUS beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's fray.
JOHN WESLEY overcame SERAPH in a exciting 4 minute novice's contest.
ADOEL defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
EXOUSIA was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ZOPHIEL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EVANGELINA vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      15         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   4 -  1      78  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   12         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   59 -  32 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   9 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  29 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        82 -  80 -  8      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  19 -  3      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  19 -  0      10  |

Turn 384 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         7 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LLAMA MIA 7017             15   1  0  120 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
STRIKING ATTACK  LONESOME LOSER 8103         8   0  1  111 LIFE AND DEATH (970)
SLASHING ATTACK  LINT LIZARD 6431           10   3  1  101 ALL ABOUT LINT (725)
LUNGING ATTACK   PERICLES 7818              11   5  0   82 LUDUS MAGNUS CC (917)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORFLAIL 7245               5   2  0   61 MORNINGSTAR TREK (827)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SIR GARLON 7400.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ANSER 7862.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPICLUS 7766, JOHN WESLEY 
9326, WORFLAIL 7245, CHUCK BYWAY 9040, FLAMMA 7760, LYVELLE 9266, LLAMA MIA 7017, DON 
CRESCENT 9039, CASEY BOONE 9036, and TOENADO 8068.

The least popular fighter this week was EXOUSIA 9420.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SERAPH 9765, JOHN HOOPER 9321, OMAR 9253, POLARIS AUSTRALIS 8199, 
MENKALINAN 7930, BESTIARII 7746, SUHAIL 7869, A CHORUS LLAMA 8962, THE LLAMA KING 
7066, and COUSIN PAPA SMURF 4944.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PHANTOM OF THE LLAMA (73-7014) BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)