DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/18/2023    Duedate: 08/14/2023

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-395

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GARY ALLEN
SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
(73-7067) [16-2-0,147]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GARY ALLEN                     EXOUSIA
SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)           JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)
(73-7067) [16-2-0,147]         (73-9420) [6-3-1,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLENDING BOWL                  A CHORUS LLAMA
RYAN'S SHOWS (676)             BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
(73-6173) [10-13-2,60]         (73-8962) [3-3-0,27]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RYAN'S SHOWS (676)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)       41
2. MONGOL HORDE (658)          31      SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
3. SUPER STARS (629)           29      Unchartered Team
4. CALENDAR GIRLS (453)        29
5. SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)       24      JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)        3   0  0  100   1/ 6 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        6  1 0
 2- 1*TEAM MANTIS VI (896)       2   0  0  100   2/ 8 ALPHABET SOUP (39)        5  2 0
 3/ 0*JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)        1   0  1  100   3/ 9 MONGOL HORDE (658)        5  3 0
 4- 4*JUDGEMENT 19 (1124)        1   0  0  100   4/19 SUPER STARS (629)         4  0 0
 5- 3*DRAFT KINGS (1196)         1   0  0  100   5/ 1 BILLIONS (1173)           4  2 0
 6- 5 WAY BACK WHEN (659)       60   7  3 89.6   6/36*SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     4  2 0
 7- 6*CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)   8   1  0 88.9   7/35 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      4  2 0
 8- 7*MYTHOS 12 (850)            7   1  1 87.5   8/27*JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)        3  0 0
 9- 8 BECAUSE...WF (1205)       13   2  0 86.7   9/16*JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       3  0 0
10- 9*CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)  10   2  1 83.3  10/28*JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)       3  0 0
11-11 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  11   3  0 78.6  11/20 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)      3  0 0
12/12 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)      61  17  5 78.2  12- 5*CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)  3  1 0
13/14 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    24   7  1 77.4  13/60 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       3  5 0
14-13 GASHOUSE GANG (622)      144  43 13 77.0  14/61 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     3  5 0
15/15 WHISKEY (671)             29   9  1 76.3  15/37 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    2  0 1
16/18 MONGOL HORDE (658)       136  47 10 74.3  16-10*MYTHOS 12 (850)           2  0 1
17/19 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)     102  36  2 73.9  17-13*TEAM MANTIS VI (896)      2  0 0
18/21 SUPER STARS (629)        107  38  3 73.8  18-11*LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)    2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22 PAPER TIGERS W20. (1156)  11   4  0 73.3  19-12 LUDUS MAGNUS M (922)      2  0 0
20-23 LUDUS MAGNUS CC (917)     19   7  0 73.1  20-14*FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)    2  0 0
21-25 THEATER CLUB (1067)       23   9  0 71.9  21-15*CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)  2  0 0
22-26*FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)     5   2  0 71.4  22- 4 THEATER CLUB (1067)       2  0 0
23/28 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     54  25  4 68.4  23- 0 YUPPIE OG (1208)          2  0 0
24/27 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    22  11  2 66.7  24-18 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  2  0 0
25-30 HEARD ON CHATZY (1041)    20  10  1 66.7  25/49 AURIGA (938)              2  1 1
26/24 EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)     8   4  1 66.7  26/ 3 MPH (964)                 2  1 0
27/40*SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)      8   4  0 66.7  27/25 EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)    2  1 0
28/35*JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)         6   3  1 66.7  28/53 ATTORNEY GENERALS  (943)  2  1 0
29/36*JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)        6   3  0 66.7  29/22 OCTANS (989)              2  1 0
30/17*JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)        6   3  0 66.7  30/32 LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)    2  1 0
31/10*SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)      4   2  1 66.7  31/30 YUPPIE TWITTER 20 (1133)  2  1 0
32/45*SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)      4   2  0 66.7  32/24 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    2  1 0
33/46*SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)      4   2  0 66.7  33/34 MYTHOS 14 (852)           2  1 0
34-31*CANADIAN ARTISTS 4 (975)   2   1  0 66.7  34/ 2 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)    2  7 0
35/29 SUE'S BOYS (632)          94  48  7 66.2  35/ 0*JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)       1  0 1
36-32 DEFROSTED (1144)          37  20  0 64.9  36-41*DRAFT KINGS (1196)        1  0 0
37/37 LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)     9   5  0 64.3  37-42*LUDUS MAGNUS LX (913)     1  0 0
38-33 LIFE AND DEATH (970)      14   8  1 63.6  38-39*JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)       1  0 0
39/39 ATTORNEY GENERALS  (943)   7   4  0 63.6  39-38*JUDGEMENT 19 (1124)       1  0 0
40-34 LUDUS MAGNUS M (922)      10   6  1 62.5  40-17 PAPER TIGERS W20. (1156)  1  0 0
41/ 0 YUPPIE OG (1208)          51  32  1 61.4  41-43 GASHOUSE GANG (622)       1  0 0
42-38*FAV SAYINGS 2 (968)        6   4  0 60.0  42-44 WAY BACK WHEN (659)       1  0 0
43/48 LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)     16  11  1 59.3  43-47*LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)   1  1 0
44/49 BILLIONS (1173)           33  23  0 58.9  44-48*CANADIAN ARTISTS 4 (975)  1  1 0
45/51 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        59  42  2 58.4  45- 0 2111 BOURBON ST (1207)    1  1 0
46/50 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)      511 382 38 57.2  46-26 LUDUS MAGNUS CC (917)     1  1 0
47/47 MYTHOS 14 (852)           32  24  3 57.1  47/71 WHISKEY (671)             1  1 0
48/52 ALPHABET SOUP (39)       202 153 15 56.9  48/52*DYNASTY WARRIORS  (1167)  1  2 0
49-53*LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)     5   4  0 55.6  49/45*JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)        1  2 0
50/54 SS06 01 (1150)            29  25  1 53.7  50/23 EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)    1  2 0
51/55 LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)    14  14  0 50.0  51/58*JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       1  2 0
52/42*DYNASTY WARIORS I (1166)   3   3  0 50.0  52/31*JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       1  2 0
53/43*DYNASTY WARRIORS  (1167)   3   3  0 50.0  53/21 BURNER KING 7 (950)       1  2 0
54/41*SWORD HEROES 8 (1187)      3   3  0 50.0  54/51*DYNASTY WARIORS I (1166)  1  2 0
55/44*SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)      3   3  0 50.0  55/63 LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)     1  2 0
56/ 0 2111 BOURBON ST (1207)    10  12  0 45.5  56/54*SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     1  2 0
57/56 BURNER KING 7 (950)        5   6  1 45.5  57/55*SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)     1  2 0
58-61*LUDUS MAGNUS LX (913)      3   4  0 42.9  58/57*SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)     1  2 0
59/59 EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)     8  11  1 42.1  59/33*SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     1  2 0
60/65 YUPPIE TWITTER 20 (1133)   8  11  0 42.1  60/29*SWORD HEROES 8 (1187)     1  2 0
61/60 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)    61  84  2 42.1  61-59 LIFE AND DEATH (970)      1  3 0
62/58*JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)        5   7  0 41.7  62/ 7 SS06 01 (1150)            1  3 0
63-63*LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)    4   6  0 40.0  63/66 SUE'S BOYS (632)          1  5 0
64/62 OCTANS (989)              21  32  0 39.6  64/50 LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)    0  3 0
65/67 VULPECULA (925)           19  32  1 37.3  65/64*JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        0  3 0
66/70 AURIGA (938)              19  33  3 36.5  66/62 VULPECULA (925)           0  3 0
67/66 MPH (964)                  5   9  0 35.7  67/56*SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)     0  3 0
68/69 VELA (926)                18  33  0 35.3  68/65 VELA (926)                0  3 0
69/68*JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)         3   6  0 33.3  69-68 THE REFORMERS (1100)      0  2 0
70/64*SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)      2   4  0 33.3  70-67 DEFROSTED (1144)          0  2 0
71-71*JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)        2   4  0 33.3  71-69*FAV SAYINGS 2 (968)       0  1 0
72/57*JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)         1   2  0 33.3  72-46 HEARD ON CHATZY (1041)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of ERINIKA!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team BILLIONS was 
unseated this week as RYAN'S SHOWS moved up from 6th ranking to take the top spot 
with a 3-0-0 record for the round.  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to 
compare with SUPER STARS' team record!  A 2-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 4th 
place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of SWORD HEROES 7.  How 
else weeks like this one's 2-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 6th team?  The 
proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with CALENDAR GIRLS' team record!  A 
2-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 7th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of JUDGEMENT 7.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else 
the sudden move to 8th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare 
with JUDGEMENT 16's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 10th place 
ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of WORLDWIDE GORE.  How else 
weeks like this one's 2-2-0?  How else the sudden move to 13th team?  The proverbial 
rising comet can only hope to compare with BROADWAY LLAMAS' team record!  A 3-1-0 
week and now a firm grasp on a 14th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery 
on the part of CANADIAN WHISKEY.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the 
sudden move to 15th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with 
AURIGA's team record!  A 1-0-1 week and now a firm grasp on a 25th place ranking.  My 
tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week MPH went 0-1-0 and fell 23 notches into 26th!  I have begun to suspect trickery 
on the part of ATTORNEY GENERALS 4.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else 
the sudden move to 28th team?  THIRD HIGHWAY 3 bore the brunt of major assault on 
their standings this week as they dropped to 34th position as the result of going 
0-3-0!  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with WHISKEY's team 
record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 47th place ranking.  My tutors were 
fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week EASTERN 
HORDE 2 went 0-1-0 and fell 27 notches into 50th!  JUDGEMENT 24 bore the brunt of 
major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 52nd position as the 
result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise 
the harder you fall.  This week BURNER KING 7 went 0-1-0 and fell 32 notches into 
53rd!  SWORD HEROES 6 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as 
they dropped to 59th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week SWORD HEROES 8 
went 0-1-0 and fell 31 notches into 60th!  SS06 01 bore the brunt of major assault on 
their standings this week as they dropped to 62nd position as the result of going 
0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you 
fall.  This week LUDUS MAGNUS XIX went 0-1-0 and fell 14 notches into 64th!  SWORD 
HEROES 4 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped 
to 67th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  Did only my eyes note the 3-0-0 
record which RYAN'S SHOWS managed to post this round?  I don't doubt that such a 
record will draw challengers!  EXOUSIA caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial 
commission as it skillfully bested KHAN TUSION and was awarded 22 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, SUNSHINE put down BESTIARII, 
causing him to lose 15 points of recognition in the process.  Due to his absence and 
inability to defend the throne, WACHA has lost the title of Duelmaster.  The city has 
turned out in honor of GARY ALLEN, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim to 
the highest position in the city!  Would you believe that over half of the old women 
in ERINIKA seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In ERINIKA "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat 
in ERINIKA these days is THE REFORMERS.  At least, most blades in town are looking to 
avoid them.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find 
any of WORLDWIDE GORE last week.  Busy avoiding THE REFORMERS?  Loose talk at the 
arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are 
after ISHTAR.  Watch your back!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  I must report the passing of CASEY BOONE, veteran of many duels.  
13-21-0 final record His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  Some say 
a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in 
hand then a sword on the belt!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a 
stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms 
no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARY ALLEN 7067              16   2  0   147       SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNOUNCER BUNNY 5947         12   1  0   146       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-I.R.S. 4629                  22  10  0   141       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-KHANADIAN 7076               14   0  1   136       MONGOL HORDE (658)
-WACHA 6622                   17   7  0   131       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-MAE WEST 6062                18   4  0   130       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-BEN ROTHLESBURGER 5504       17   4  0   130       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-MARDUK 7435                  10   1  2   126       MYTHOS 14 (852)
-MAIM 5763                    11   1  0   121       WAY BACK WHEN (659)
-LLAMA MIA 7017               15   1  0   120       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
-HINES WARD 5505              16   2  0   116       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-JUNE CLEAVER 6058            12   1  1   115       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-RASMUS 5940                  20   2  3   114       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
 MENKALINAN 7930              18  33  3   108       AURIGA (938)
-SUN LIGHT 5489               17   3  1   108       SUPER STARS (629)
 APRIL O'NEIL 6897            15   7  0   108       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-ROSENTHAL 6703               14   5  2   108       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
 AVRIL LAVIGNE 7070            9   4  0   108       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-TURKEY VULTURE 6098          25   6  0   105       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-MOLINA 6311                  18   5  2   104       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-SU PURR KITTY 8936            9   2  0   104       THEATER CLUB (1067)
-SUN STROKE 5486              18   7  1   103       SUPER STARS (629)
-DR SMURFORKIAN 4953          11   3  0    99       EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)
-PUJOLS 5424                  21  12  1    96       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-BARCA 7846                   10   2  1    95       LUDUS MAGNUS M (922)
 HEARTY SUSAN 5885            13   6  0    94       WHISKEY (671)
-SUN RAY 5490                 17   7  0    93       SUPER STARS (629)
-LONESOME LOSER 8103          11   4  1    93       LIFE AND DEATH (970)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANSER 7862                   19  32  1    90       VULPECULA (925)
 #WITCHHUNT 9572               8   3  0    90       YUPPIE TWITTER 20.8 (1133)
-DRUAGA 7422                   7   1  1    90       MYTHOS 12 (850)
 POLARIS AUSTRALIS 8199       17  28  0    88       OCTANS (989)
 SUHAIL 7869                  18  33  0    87       VELA (926)
 OENOMAUS 7809                16  11  1    86       LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)
 MAFEE 9951                   10   8  0    85       BILLIONS (1173)
 MY BF AND MY BABY 9793       12   6  0    84       SS06 01 (1150)
-S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. 6170        9   4  1    83       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 EDGAR DETOUR 9038            16  19  1    82       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)
-AKIRA 10234                  10   5  0    80       YUPPIE OG (1208)
 CHUCK BYWAY 9040             16  19  0    78       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)
 SUNSHINE 8437                 8   0  0    77       SUPER STARS (629)
 BLUE MONDAY 6898              5   1  1    77       CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
 MECH X-4 7077                11   4  0    74       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
 ANTONIO BROWN 6614           10   7  1    74       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-OUT OUT 9707                 20  11  0    71       DEFROSTED (1144)
 BESTIARII 7746               14  14  0    67       LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 S.P.C.A. 8535                 7   4  0    66       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 SUNSET 8436                   6   3  0    64       SUPER STARS (629)
-YOU BOT 8000 PUTS 8668        4   3  0    61       HEARD ON CHATZY (1041)
 BLENDING BOWL 6173           10  13  2    60       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-PAM ANDERSON 8132             4   0  1    58       CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)
 DEATHOFASALESLLAMA 7016       7   7  0    57       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KHAN'S TIP ATE IT 8497        4   1  0    57       MONGOL HORDE (658)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOENADO 8068                  5   9  0    56       MPH (964)
 DEWEY 9264                    9   5  1    53       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
 KHAN TUSION 7064              8   5  1    52       MONGOL HORDE (658)
 LYVELLE 9266                  8   4  1    51       EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)
 INTERN 020 7965               7   4  0    51       ATTORNEY GENERALS 4 (943)
-PAM ANDERSON 8114             8   1  0    50       CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)
 EXOUSIA 9420                  6   3  1    50       JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)
 THE LLAMA KING 7066           6   6  1    49       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
 ISHTAR 7944                   6   4  1    47       MYTHOS 14 (852)
-BLLOCK THIS 8107              5   2  0    45       FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)
-AGRON 7799                    3   0  0    45       LUDUS MAGNUS LX (913)
 TAGAS 9453                    3   0  0    45       JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)
-PAM ANDERSON 8130             6   2  0    44       CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)
-VERUS 7773                    3   3  0    44       LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)
 SPORK 10039                   4   2  0    43       SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)
 MISS JANUARY 8325             9  10  1    42       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
 OMAR 9253                     8   7  1    41       EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)
-SAMNITE 7733                  5   0  0    41       LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)
 ZOPHIEL 9462                  6   3  0    40       JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)
-MY COFFEE 9796                3   4  0    40       SS06 01 (1150)
 FLAMMA 7760                   6   3  0    39       LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)
 SPARKY 2 7999                 5   6  1    37       BURNER KING 7 (950)
-PHI OCTANTIS 8445             4   1  0    37       OCTANS (989)
 TEEN TITANS GO! 8961          3   0  0    37       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
 CHASE CLAYPOOL 8624           5   4  1    34       SUE'S BOYS (632)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 D.N.R. 8882                   5   2  0    33       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 AXE 10051                     3   1  0    33       BILLIONS (1173)
-M.V.P. 8951                   3   3  0    32       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 KHAN STAN TINOPLE 8957        2   2  0    32       MONGOL HORDE (658)
 HANGING CHAD 9007             2   1  0    31       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-BIG CITY GREENS 8959          4   0  0    30       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
 DJIBOUTI CALL 7850            5   6  0    29       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 GEATLET 10044                 3   3  0    28       SWORD HEROES 8 (1187)
 A CHORUS LLAMA 8962           3   3  0    27       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
 THAI-DYED 8498                2   1  0    27       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-KERUBIEL 9434                 2   0  0    27       JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)
 SERAPH 9765                   6   3  0    26       JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)
 LOOMPA 10033                  4   2  1    25       SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)
 BRAVEY 10018                  4   2  0    24       SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)
 ZHANG FEI 9900                3   3  0    24       DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1167)
-A FREAK KHAN 9723             1   1  0    24       MONGOL HORDE (658)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIZZLER 10024                 2   4  0    23       SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)
 QUIRMY 10027                  4   2  0    22       SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)
-JONATHAN BUTLER 9008          2   0  1    22       SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
 ACHILLEA 9656                 1   2  0    22       JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)
 ZEEKERS 10038                 4   2  0    21       SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)
-THE WAY IT IS 8104            3   2  0    21       LIFE AND DEATH (970)
-ARCHON 9477                   1   0  0    21       JUDGEMENT 19 (1124)
-DOLLAR BILL 9953              3   1  0    20       BILLIONS (1173)
-CHARLES SPURGEN 9323          2   6  0    20       THE REFORMERS (1100)
 SUN SHANGXIANG 9894           3   3  0    18       DYNASTY WARIORS III (1166)
 HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO 8950     1   3  0    18       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 EVANGELINA 9746               4   4  0    16       JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)
-HUGH LATIMER 9322             3   5  2    16       THE REFORMERS (1100)
 ADOEL 9389                    3   6  0    15       JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)
-SAAPH 9484                    1   0  0    15       JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLAYING MANTIS 7670           2   0  0    14       TEAM MANTIS VI (896)
 MUMIAH 9884                   1   0  1    14       JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)
-HUEY 9263                     1   0  1    14       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
-WANTED 8091                   1   0  0    14       FAV SAYINGS 2 (968)
-PRISCUS 7771                  1   0  0    13       LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)
-NEHAM 9258                    1   1  0    13       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
 SHEMP 10010                   3   3  0    12       SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)
-BOOBOO 9262                   1   1  0    10       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
-JOHN WESLEY 9326              2   3  0     9       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-SNOWY EVENING 9704            1   2  0     9       DEFROSTED (1144)
-JOHN HOOPER 9321              1   6  0     9       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-SUNSET STRANGER 10127         1   0  0     9       DRAFT KINGS (1196)
-CAPELLA 7928                  1   0  0     8       AURIGA (938)
-WILLIAM FOSTER 9320           0   8  0     8       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-SCARY THINGS 8102             0   2  0     6       LIFE AND DEATH (970)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      MUMIAH 9884           395  NONE
UNSCRIPTED LLAM 10244   0  1 0 BROADWAY LLAMAS 792  RINTHALAR THE GR      395  NONE
PAM ANDERSON 8125       2  1 0 CANADIAN ARTISTS 975 BLUE MONDAY 6898      394   
MY NAME IS 8089         5  3 0 FAV SAYINGS 2 968    DRUAGA 7422           393   
WATERBOY 10241          0  1 0 SUE'S BOYS 632       KENDROL LIGHTFIN      395  NONE
CASEY BOONE 9036       13 21 0 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 1079 MENKALINAN 7930       395   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UNSCRIPTED LLAMA was butchered by RINTHALAR THE GREY in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WATERBOY was unbelievably slain by KENDROL LIGHTFINGER in a 3 minute battle.
#WITCHHUNT savagely defeated CHUCK BYWAY in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
AXE defeated FIZZLER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
APRIL O'NEIL demolished POLARIS AUSTRALIS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
AVRIL LAVIGNE overpowered MY BF AND MY BABY in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
HEARTY SUSAN bested ANSER in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
MAFEE overcame SUHAIL in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
MECH X-4 vanquished TOENADO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLUE MONDAY vanquished DEWEY in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
ANTONIO BROWN overpowered LYVELLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE LLAMA KING overpowered GEATLET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KHAN'S TIP ATE IT devastated SPARKY 2 in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
S.P.C.A. demolished ISHTAR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TEEN TITANS GO! beat SERAPH in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
THAI-DYED was overcome by FLAMMA in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
CHASE CLAYPOOL was overpowered by TAGAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
HANGING CHAD narrowly defeated ZHANG FEI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO was defeated by BRAVEY in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
A CHORUS LLAMA savagely defeated SUN SHANGXIANG in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
GARY ALLEN overpowered EDGAR DETOUR in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
MENKALINAN delivered the death blow upon CASEY BOONE in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
OENOMAUS won victory over VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's match.
BESTIARII was overcome by SUNSHINE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
INTERN 020 devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
MISS JANUARY was savagely defeated by ZOPHIEL in a 7 minute brutal duel.
SUNSET overpowered OMAR in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
KHAN TUSION was outlasted by EXOUSIA in a exciting 7 minute melee.
DEATHOFASALESLLAMA vanquished ACHILLEA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLENDING BOWL overpowered LOOMPA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
D.N.R. outlasted SHEMP in a slow 9 minute gruesome fight.
SPORK handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
EVANGELINA was demolished by KHAN STAN TINOPLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DJIBOUTI CALL beat ADOEL in a 1 minute bout.
QUIRMY overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
ZEEKERS devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
MUMIAH butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      19         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -   3 -  3      89  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   18         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    36 -  17 -  1      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   46 -  30 -  3      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     54 -  53 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        65 -  75 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   3 -  0      40  |

Turn 395 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         8 - 11         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 - 11         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GARY ALLEN 7067            16   2  0  147 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
LUNGING ATTACK   APRIL O'NEIL 6897          15   7  0  108 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
STRIKING ATTACK  AVRIL LAVIGNE 7070          9   4  0  108 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
PARRY-LUNGE      #WITCHHUNT 9572             8   3  0   90 YUPPIE TWITTER 20.8 (1133)
SLASHING ATTACK  SUNSHINE 8437               8   0  0   77 SUPER STARS (629)
WALL OF STEEL    KHAN TUSION 7064            8   5  1   52 MONGOL HORDE (658)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    INTERN 020 7965             7   4  0   51 ATTORNEY GENERALS 4 (943)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLENDING BOWL 6173.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was A CHORUS LLAMA 8962.  The ten other most popular fighters were KHAN TUSION 
7064, #WITCHHUNT 9572, HANGING CHAD 9007, EXOUSIA 9420, BLUE MONDAY 6898, WATERBOY 
10241, MAFEE 9951, FLAMMA 7760, ZHANG FEI 9900, and SUN SHANGXIANG 9894.

The least popular fighter this week was D.N.R. 8882.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SHEMP 10010, MISS JANUARY 8325, ADOEL 9389, EVANGELINA 9746, LOOMPA 
10033, OMAR 9253, BESTIARII 7746, EDGAR DETOUR 9038, CHASE CLAYPOOL 8624, and SERAPH 
9765.