DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/15/2023    Duedate: 09/11/2023

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-396

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GARY ALLEN
SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
(73-7067) [17-2-0,157]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GARY ALLEN                     POSITION IS EMPTY
SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)           
(73-7067) [17-2-0,157]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLENDING BOWL                  A FREAK KHAN
RYAN'S SHOWS (676)             MONGOL HORDE (658)
(73-6173) [10-14-2,66]         (73-9723) [1-2-0,22]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MONGOL HORDE (658)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)        43
2. MONGOL HORDE (658)          35      WAY BACK WHEN (659)
3. SUE'S BOYS (632)            30      Unchartered Team
4. BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)       23
5. JUDGEMENT 17 (1122)         21      TEAM MANTIS VI (896)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*TEAM MANTIS VI (896)       3   0  0  100   1/ 3 MONGOL HORDE (658)        9  4 1
 2- 1*JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)        3   0  0  100   2/ 2 ALPHABET SOUP (39)        7  2 0
 3/ 0*JUDGEMENT 17 (1122)        1   0  1  100   3/ 7 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      7  2 0
 4- 3*JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)        1   0  1  100   4/ 1 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        6  4 0
 5/ 0*OPHIUCHUS (929)            1   0  0  100   5/11 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)      5  0 1
 6/ 0*BURNER KING 20 (963)       1   0  0  100   6/ 4 SUPER STARS (629)         5  1 0
 7/ 0*JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)        1   0  0  100   7/14 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     5  5 0
 8/ 0*LUDUS MAGNUS II (794)      1   0  0  100   8/13 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       5  6 0
 9/ 6 WAY BACK WHEN (659)       61   7  3 89.7   9/25 AURIGA (938)              3  0 1
10- 7*CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)   8   1  0 88.9  10/15 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    3  0 1
11- 8*MYTHOS 12 (850)            7   1  1 87.5  11/30 LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)    3  0 0
12-10*CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)  10   2  1 83.3  12- 5 BILLIONS (1173)           3  1 0
13/12 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)      63  17  6 78.8  13/ 6*SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     3  3 0
14-11 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  11   3  0 78.6  14/63 SUE'S BOYS (632)          3  5 0
15/13 CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)    25   7  1 78.1  15/17*TEAM MANTIS VI (896)      2  0 0
16-14 GASHOUSE GANG (622)      144  43 13 77.0  16-12*CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)  2  0 0
17/16 MONGOL HORDE (658)       140  48 11 74.5  17- 9*JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       2  0 0
18/17 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)     105  36  2 74.5  18/42 WAY BACK WHEN (659)       2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15 WHISKEY (671)             29  10  1 74.4  19/28 ATTORNEY GENERALS  (943)  2  1 0
20/18 SUPER STARS (629)        108  39  3 73.5  20/50 EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)    2  1 0
21-20 LUDUS MAGNUS CC (917)     19   7  0 73.1  21/ 8 JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)        2  1 0
22-21 THEATER CLUB (1067)       23   9  0 71.9  22/10 JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)       2  1 0
23/33*SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)      5   2  0 71.4  23/31 YUPPIE TWITTER 20 (1133)  2  1 0
24-22*FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)     5   2  0 71.4  24/58*SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)     2  1 0
25/30 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)        7   3  0 70.0  25/33 MYTHOS 14 (852)           2  1 0
26/23 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     56  25  4 69.1  26/ 0*JUDGEMENT 17 (1122)       1  0 1
27/35 SUE'S BOYS (632)          96  48  7 66.7  27-35*JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)       1  0 1
28/37 LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)    10   5  0 66.7  28/ 0*JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)       1  0 0
29/39 ATTORNEY GENERALS  (943)   8   4  0 66.7  29-19 LUDUS MAGNUS M (922)      1  0 0
30-34*CANADIAN ARTISTS 4 (975)   2   1  0 66.7  30/ 0*BURNER KING 20 (963)      1  0 0
31/24 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    22  12  2 64.7  31-20*FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)    1  0 0
32/27*SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)      9   5  0 64.3  32-21*CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)  1  0 0
33-38 LIFE AND DEATH (970)      14   8  1 63.6  33-22 THEATER CLUB (1067)       1  0 0
34-40 LUDUS MAGNUS M (922)      10   6  1 62.5  34/ 0*JUDGEMENT 13 (1118)       1  0 0
35/26 EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)     8   5  1 61.5  35/ 0*OPHIUCHUS (929)           1  0 0
36-41 YUPPIE OG (1208)          51  32  1 61.4  36-18*LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)    1  0 0
37/28 JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)         6   4  1 60.0  37-24 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  1  0 0
38/29 JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)        6   4  0 60.0  38-41 GASHOUSE GANG (622)       1  0 0
39-44 BILLIONS (1173)           33  23  0 58.9  39/ 0*LUDUS MAGNUS II (794)     1  0 0
40/47 MYTHOS 14 (852)           33  24  3 57.9  40-16*MYTHOS 12 (850)           1  0 0
41/46 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)      513 383 38 57.3  41-49*JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)        1  1 0
42/48 ALPHABET SOUP (39)       204 153 15 57.1  42- 0 2150 BOURBON ST (1213)    1  2 1
43/43 LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)     16  12  1 57.1  43/27 EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)    1  2 0
44/31*SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)      4   3  1 57.1  44/67*SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)     1  2 0
45/52*DYNASTY WARIORS I (1166)   4   3  0 57.1  45/57*SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)     1  2 0
46/53*DYNASTY WARRIORS  (1167)   4   3  0 57.1  46/59*SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     1  2 0
47/55*SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)      4   3  0 57.1  47/32 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    1  2 0
48/32*SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)      4   3  0 57.1  48/29 OCTANS (989)              1  2 0
49/45 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        59  45  2 56.7  49/26 MPH (964)                 1  2 0
50-49*LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)     5   4  0 55.6  50/66 VULPECULA (925)           1  2 0
51-50 SS06 01 (1150)            29  25  1 53.7  51/52 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       1  2 0
52/ 0 2150 BOURBON ST (1213)    10   9  1 52.6  52/64 LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)    1  2 0
53/51 LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)    15  14  0 51.7  53/54*DYNASTY WARIORS I (1166)  1  2 0
54-56 2111 BOURBON ST (1207)    10  12  0 45.5  54/48*DYNASTY WARRIORS  (1167)  1  2 0
55/59 EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)     9  11  1 45.0  55/55 LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)     1  2 0
56/62 JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)        6   8  0 42.9  56/56*SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     1  2 0
57/70*SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)      3   4  0 42.9  57/53 BURNER KING 7 (950)       1  2 0
58/54*SWORD HEROES 8 (1187)      3   4  0 42.9  58/65 JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        1  2 0
59/57 BURNER KING 7 (950)        5   7  1 41.7  59/47 WHISKEY (671)             1  2 0
60/61 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)    61  86  2 41.5  60/51 JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       1  3 0
61/60 YUPPIE TWITTER 20 (1133)   8  12  0 40.0  61/34 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)    1  7 0
62/69 JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)         4   6  0 40.0  62/60*SWORD HEROES 8 (1187)     0  3 0
63-63*LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)    4   6  0 40.0  63/68 VELA (926)                0  3 0
64/64 OCTANS (989)              21  33  0 38.9  64-61 LIFE AND DEATH (970)      0  2 0
65/65 VULPECULA (925)           20  32  1 38.5  65-62 SS06 01 (1150)            0  2 0
66/66 AURIGA (938)              20  33  3 37.7  66-69 THE REFORMERS (1100)      0  2 0
67/68 VELA (926)                18  34  0 34.6  67-46 LUDUS MAGNUS CC (917)     0  1 0
68/67 MPH (964)                  5  10  0 33.3  68-44*CANADIAN ARTISTS 4 (975)  0  1 0
69/ 0*JUDGEMENT 13 (1118)        2   4  0 33.3  69-43*LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)   0  1 0
70-72*JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)         1   2  0 33.3  70/ 0*SWORD HEROES (1188)       0  1 0
71/ 0*LUDUS MAGNUS IV (796)      1   2  0 33.3  71-45 2111 BOURBON ST (1207)    0  1 0
72-73 THE REFORMERS (1100)      10  31  2 24.4  72/ 0*LUDUS MAGNUS IV (796)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Glad to be here, but actually not a lot of warriors that I'm eligible to challenge.  
So I'm challenging someone, but you probably know better than I who that is.     

Hopefully I'll be back next turn to tell you more.

                                          -- Gary Allen
                                             Sue's Big Boys
                                             Duelmaster of Erinka

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  MONGOL 
HORDE now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is AURIGA, who swept up 16 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at LUDUS MAGNUS XVI's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 19 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SUE'S BOYS, who swept up 49 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at WAY BACK WHEN's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 24 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is EASTERN HORDE 2, who swept up 30 places in the ranks.  What 
goes up, must come down.  Watch out ERINIKA!  JUDGEMENT 7 may fall on you as it 
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 21st spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 
record and dropping from 10th to 22nd place were the JUDGEMENT 16.  Keep trying!  
Take a look at SWORD HEROES 5's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 34 places in 
the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to EASTERN HORDE 4, 
which fell to 43rd, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in 
the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SWORD HEROES 4, 
who swept up 23 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SWORD HEROES 3's act, as they 
have a 0-1-0 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SWORD HEROES 6, who swept up 13 
places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 32nd to 47th 
place were the EASTERN HORDE 3.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch 
out ERINIKA!  OCTANS may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on 
the 48th spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to MPH, which fell to 
49th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at 
VULPECULA's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 16 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LUDUS 
MAGNUS XIX, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and 
dropping from 47th to 59th place were the WHISKEY.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must 
come down.  Watch out ERINIKA!  THIRD HIGHWAY 3 may fall on you as it crushes past 
the teams below it to fall on the 61st spot.  It looks like the guys(?) at CALENDAR 
GIRLS had a good week as they went 3-0-0 to put them in 3rd place.  I guess steroids 
help!  Hey everybody, watch out for AHIAH, who flew up 21 points in the rankings 
after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was OENOMAUS, who dropped 13 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with BLUE MONDAY.  Well, everybody's pal GARY 
ALLEN moved his record to 17-2-0 by defeating #WITCHHUNT in the Duelmaster's Title 
Bout and gaining 10 recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the 
body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ERINIKA arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad MYTHOS 14?  Big bad MYTHOS 14.  Big bad 
MYTHOS 14.  ERINIKA's afraid of the big bad MYTHOS 14.  Tra la la la la!  For those 
of you who like math, try this one:  MYTHOS 14 + Weapons That go Boom = SUE'S BIG 
BOYS + Avoid City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of FLAMMA, who was this 
week's most challenged warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, KHAN'S 
TIP ATE IT went after CHUCK BYWAY, who was higher by 21 points.  Well, when the dust 
settled, KHAN'S TIP ATE IT beat CHUCK BYWAY.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  ZEKE defied all odds and slew 
FRELEN in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as FRELEN's 
meat is notoriously tough.  For those of you who missed it, Death showed up, grabbed 
TOENADO by the ear and took her away to a place where she won't need a coat.  
Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and 
see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the ERINIKA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARY ALLEN 7067              17   2  0   157       SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNOUNCER BUNNY 5947         12   1  0   146       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
-I.R.S. 4629                  22  10  0   141       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 KHANADIAN 7076               15   0  1   139       MONGOL HORDE (658)
-WACHA 6622                   17   7  0   131       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-MAE WEST 6062                18   4  0   130       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-BEN ROTHLESBURGER 5504       17   4  0   130       SUE'S BOYS (632)
 MAIM 5763                    12   1  0   128       WAY BACK WHEN (659)
-MARDUK 7435                  10   1  2   126       MYTHOS 14 (852)
 MENKALINAN 7930              19  33  3   120       AURIGA (938)
-LLAMA MIA 7017               15   1  0   120       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
-HINES WARD 5505              16   2  0   116       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-JUNE CLEAVER 6058            12   1  1   115       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-RASMUS 5940                  20   2  3   114       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
 AVRIL LAVIGNE 7070           10   4  0   113       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
 APRIL O'NEIL 6897            16   7  0   111       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
-SUN LIGHT 5489               17   3  1   108       SUPER STARS (629)
-ROSENTHAL 6703               14   5  2   108       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-TURKEY VULTURE 6098          25   6  0   105       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-MOLINA 6311                  18   5  2   104       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
-SU PURR KITTY 8936            9   2  0   104       THEATER CLUB (1067)
-SUN STROKE 5486              18   7  1   103       SUPER STARS (629)
-DR SMURFORKIAN 4953          11   3  0    99       EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)
-PUJOLS 5424                  21  12  1    96       GASHOUSE GANG (622)
 BLUE MONDAY 6898              6   1  1    96       CANADIAN WHISKEY (670)
-BARCA 7846                   10   2  1    95       LUDUS MAGNUS M (922)
 ANSER 7862                   20  32  1    93       VULPECULA (925)
-SUN RAY 5490                 17   7  0    93       SUPER STARS (629)
-LONESOME LOSER 8103          11   4  1    93       LIFE AND DEATH (970)
 ANTONIO BROWN 6614           11   7  1    92       SUE'S BOYS (632)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUNSHINE 8437                 9   0  0    90       SUPER STARS (629)
 SUHAIL 7869                  18  34  0    88       VELA (926)
 #WITCHHUNT 9572               8   4  0    87       YUPPIE TWITTER 20.8 (1133)
 HEARTY SUSAN 5885            13   7  0    86       WHISKEY (671)
-MAFEE 9951                   10   8  0    85       BILLIONS (1173)
 POLARIS AUSTRALIS 8199       17  29  0    84       OCTANS (989)
-MY BF AND MY BABY 9793       12   6  0    84       SS06 01 (1150)
-S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. 6170        9   4  1    83       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
-AKIRA 10234                  10   5  0    80       YUPPIE OG (1208)
 BESTIARII 7746               15  14  0    74       LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)
 OENOMAUS 7809                16  12  1    73       LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)
 MECH X-4 7077                11   5  0    73       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
 KHAN'S TIP ATE IT 8497        5   1  0    73       MONGOL HORDE (658)
 EDGAR DETOUR 9038            16  20  1    71       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)
 S.P.C.A. 8535                 8   4  0    70       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 CHUCK BYWAY 9040             16  20  0    68       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLENDING BOWL 6173           10  14  2    66       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
 DEATHOFASALESLLAMA 7016       8   7  0    65       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LLAMA KING 7066           7   6  1    64       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
 KHAN TUSION 7064              9   5  2    61       MONGOL HORDE (658)
 SUNSET 8436                   6   4  0    60       SUPER STARS (629)
 INTERN 020 7965               8   4  0    59       ATTORNEY GENERALS 4 (943)
-PAM ANDERSON 8132             4   0  1    58       CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISHTAR 7944                   7   4  1    55       MYTHOS 14 (852)
 MISS JANUARY 8325            10  10  1    54       CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
 OMAR 9253                     9   7  1    51       EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)
-PAM ANDERSON 8114             8   1  0    50       CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)
 EXOUSIA 9420                  6   4  1    50       JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)
 D.N.R. 8882                   6   2  0    49       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 FLAMMA 7760                   7   3  0    46       LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)
 CHASE CLAYPOOL 8624           6   4  1    46       SUE'S BOYS (632)
-BLLOCK THIS 8107              5   2  0    45       FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)
-TAGAS 9453                    3   0  0    45       JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)
 DEWEY 9264                    9   6  1    44       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
-PAM ANDERSON 8130             6   2  0    44       CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)
-VERUS 7773                    3   3  0    44       LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)
-SAMNITE 7733                  5   0  0    41       LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)
 KHAN STAN TINOPLE 8957        3   2  0    41       MONGOL HORDE (658)
-MY COFFEE 9796                3   4  0    40       SS06 01 (1150)
 LYVELLE 9266                  8   5  1    39       EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)
 THAI-DYED 8498                3   1  0    38       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
-PHI OCTANTIS 8445             4   1  0    37       OCTANS (989)
-TEEN TITANS GO! 8961          3   0  0    37       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
 ZOPHIEL 9462                  6   4  0    34       JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AXE 10051                     3   1  0    33       BILLIONS (1173)
-JACK DANIELS 10273            2   0  1    33       2150 BOURBON ST (1213)
 ZEKE 5518                     1   0  1    33       SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
 DJIBOUTI CALL 7850            6   6  0    32       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 SPORK 10039                   4   3  0    32       SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)
-M.V.P. 8951                   3   3  0    32       ALPHABET SOUP (39)
 FIZZLER 10024                 3   4  0    32       SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)
 SPARKY 2 7999                 5   7  1    31       BURNER KING 7 (950)
 SERAPH 9765                   7   3  0    30       JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)
 ZHANG FEI 9900                4   3  0    30       DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1167)
 QUIRMY 10027                  5   2  0    29       SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)
 BIG CITY GREENS 8959          4   1  0    29       RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
 HANGING CHAD 9007             2   2  0    29       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 SLAYING MANTIS 7670           3   0  0    28       TEAM MANTIS VI (896)
 SUN SHANGXIANG 9894           4   3  0    27       DYNASTY WARIORS III (1166)
-A CHORUS LLAMA 8962           3   3  0    27       BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
 ZEEKERS 10038                 5   2  0    26       SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)
 TABRIS 9448                   2   0  0    25       JUDGEMENT 13 (1118)
 ADOEL 9389                    4   6  0    24       JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JONATHAN BUTLER 9008          2   0  1    22       SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
 SAAPH 9484                    2   0  0    22       JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)
 A FREAK KHAN 9723             1   2  0    22       MONGOL HORDE (658)
-ACHILLEA 9656                 1   2  0    22       JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)
 LOOMPA 10033                  4   3  1    21       SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)
-THE WAY IT IS 8104            3   2  0    21       LIFE AND DEATH (970)
 AHIAH 9466                    1   0  1    21       JUDGEMENT 17 (1122)
 SHEMP 10010                   4   3  0    20       SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)
-DOLLAR BILL 9953              3   1  0    20       BILLIONS (1173)
-CHARLES SPURGEN 9323          2   6  0    20       THE REFORMERS (1100)
 GLOW 8064                     1   0  0    20       BURNER KING 20 (963)
 GEATLET 10044                 3   4  0    18       SWORD HEROES 8 (1187)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO 8950     1   3  0    18       WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
 EVANGELINA 9746               4   5  0    17       JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)
 BRAVEY 10018                  4   3  0    16       SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)
-HUGH LATIMER 9322             3   5  2    16       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-MUMIAH 9884                   1   0  1    14       JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)
-HUEY 9263                     1   0  1    14       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
 CESTUS 7030                   1   0  0    13       LUDUS MAGNUS II (794)
-PRISCUS 7771                  1   0  0    13       LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)
 HARAEL 9851                   1   0  0    13       JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)
-NEHAM 9258                    1   1  0    13       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
 MAMBO 10045                   0   1  0    11       SWORD HEROES (1188)
-BOOBOO 9262                   1   1  0    10       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
-JOHN WESLEY 9326              2   3  0     9       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-JOHN HOOPER 9321              1   6  0     9       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-CAPELLA 7928                  1   0  0     8       AURIGA (938)
-WILLIAM FOSTER 9320           0   8  0     8       THE REFORMERS (1100)
-SCARY THINGS 8102             0   2  0     6       LIFE AND DEATH (970)
 RASALHAGUE 7884               1   0  0     5       OPHIUCHUS (929)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      AHIAH 9466            396  NONE
PAM ANDERSON 8125       2  1 0 CANADIAN ARTISTS 975 BLUE MONDAY 6898      394   
FRELEN                  0  0 0 DARK ARENA           ZEKE 5518             396  NONE
MY NAME IS 8089         5  3 0 FAV SAYINGS 2 968    DRUAGA 7422           393  NONE
RUDIARIUS 7039          1  2 0 LUDUS MAGNUS IV 796  MORDANT DESERTER      396  NONE
TOENADO 8068            5 10 0 MPH 964              KHAN TUSION 7064      396   
CASEY BOONE 9036       13 21 0 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 1079 MENKALINAN 7930       395   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZEKE viciously butchered FRELEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEARTY SUSAN was demolished by MENKALINAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SUNSHINE vanquished EDGAR DETOUR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KHAN'S TIP ATE IT defeated CHUCK BYWAY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SUNSET was subdued by BESTIARII in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
CHASE CLAYPOOL vanquished SPARKY 2 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE LLAMA KING overpowered DEWEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MISS JANUARY overpowered SPORK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KHAN TUSION dispatched TOENADO in a 4 minute expert's Challenge duel.
A FREAK KHAN was luckily beaten by ZHANG FEI in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
HANGING CHAD was defeated by FLAMMA in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
THAI-DYED handily defeated GEATLET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GARY ALLEN demolished #WITCHHUNT in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
APRIL O'NEIL handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MAIM demolished POLARIS AUSTRALIS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
AVRIL LAVIGNE handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KHANADIAN vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
MECH X-4 was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody master's brawl.
SUHAIL was overpowered by ANTONIO BROWN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLUE MONDAY overpowered OENOMAUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANSER narrowly defeated BLENDING BOWL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's conflict.
DEATHOFASALESLLAMA overpowered ZOPHIEL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
S.P.C.A. subdued EXOUSIA in a 2 minute bout.
OMAR handily defeated BIG CITY GREENS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ISHTAR devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
INTERN 020 overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute brutal uneven fight.
LYVELLE was savagely defeated by D.N.R. in a 3 minute gory duel.
LOOMPA was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven match.
KHAN STAN TINOPLE overpowered BRAVEY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SERAPH beat CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute fray.
DJIBOUTI CALL beat EVANGELINA in a 1 minute competition.
ZEEKERS won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute bout.
ADOEL overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SLAYING MANTIS handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
QUIRMY demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SUN SHANGXIANG overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHEMP handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FIZZLER vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SAAPH demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TABRIS overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
RUDIARIUS was killed by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
MAMBO was unbelievably bested by RASALHAGUE in a 2 minute gory bout.
AHIAH slaughtered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
GLOW handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARAEL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CESTUS viciously subdued PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      21         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -   3 -  3      90  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   18         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  21 -  2      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   51 -  30 -  3      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     63 -  62 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW        71 -  80 -  2      47  |

Turn 396 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  5                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW        12 -  9                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GARY ALLEN 7067            17   2  0  157 SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)
STRIKING ATTACK  KHANADIAN 7076             15   0  1  139 MONGOL HORDE (658)
LUNGING ATTACK   APRIL O'NEIL 6897          16   7  0  111 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  SUNSHINE 8437               9   0  0   90 SUPER STARS (629)
PARRY-LUNGE      #WITCHHUNT 9572             8   4  0   87 YUPPIE TWITTER 20.8 (1133)
BASHING ATTACK   DEATHOFASALESLLAMA 7016     8   7  0   65 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
WALL OF STEEL    KHAN TUSION 7064            9   5  2   61 MONGOL HORDE (658)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    INTERN 020 7965             8   4  0   59 ATTORNEY GENERALS 4 (943)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLENDING BOWL 6173.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was A FREAK KHAN 9723.  The ten other most popular fighters were CESTUS 7030, 
FLAMMA 7760, BLENDING BOWL 6173, S.P.C.A. 8535, LYVELLE 9266, MAMBO 10045, BESTIARII 
7746, KHAN TUSION 7064, TOENADO 8068, and ZHANG FEI 9900.

The least popular fighter this week was RUDIARIUS 7039.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EVANGELINA 9746, BRAVEY 10018, LOOMPA 10033, BIG CITY GREENS 8959, 
ZOPHIEL 9462, OENOMAUS 7809, SUHAIL 7869, POLARIS AUSTRALIS 8199, #WITCHHUNT 9572, 
and GEATLET 10044.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GARY ALLEN (73-7067) SUE'S BIG BOYS (634)