DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/05/2023    Duedate: 01/01/2024

ERINIKA ARENA

DM-73    TURN-400

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHUCK BYWAY
THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)
(73-9040) [20-20-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHUCK BYWAY                    PAM ANDERSON
THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)         CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)
(73-9040) [20-20-0,117]        (73-8132) [5-0-1,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANSER                          WALL PAPER HANGER
VULPECULA (925)                PAPER TIGERS W19.2 (1086)
(73-7862) [21-35-1,99]         (73-9173) [6-2-0,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JETS 80 (1204)              44
2. JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)         20      CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)
3. JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)          17      Unchartered Team
4. YUPPIE TWITTER 20.8 (1133)  15
5. SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)       13      JETS 80 (1204)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)        5   0  0  100   1/ 1 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)    5  1 0
 2/ 0*JETS 80 (1204)             3   0  3  100   2/ 0*JETS 80 (1204)            3  0 3
 3- 3*BURNER KING 20 (963)       3   0  0  100   3/ 2 BILLIONS (1173)           3  0 1
 4/ 0*TEABAG@TEMPE23.2 (1240)    1   0  0  100   4/21 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    3  0 0
 5/ 0 CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)   8   2  0 80.0   5/17 DYNASTY WARIORS I (1166)  3  0 0
 6/ 7 MY FAULT (1215)           19   5  0 79.2   6/18 DYNASTY WARRIORS  (1167)  3  0 0
 7/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)  11   3  1 78.6   7/ 3 SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     3  0 0
 8/11 PAPER TIGERS W19. (1086)  20   6  3 76.9   8- 0 SAVAGE SNACKS (1241)      3  2 0
 9/ 0*POUR CHOICES II (1239)     3   1  1 75.0   9- 0 2115 BOURBON ST (1235)    3  3 0
10/18 SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)      8   3  0 72.7  10/ 6 SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     3  3 0
11/20 HEARD ON CHATZY (1041)    22  10  1 68.8  11/31 HEARD ON CHATZY (1041)    2  0 0
12-24*LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)      2   1  1 66.7  12/36 PAPER TIGERS W19. (1086)  2  0 0
13-26*SWORD HEROES (1188)        2   1  0 66.7  13/33 DEFROSTED (1144)          2  0 0
14-25*JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)        2   1  0 66.7  14/32 MY COMMON ENEMY (1222)    2  0 0
15/27 DEFROSTED (1144)          39  20  0 66.1  15/14 LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)    2  1 0
16/28 DARQUE FARCES (1056)      29  15  1 65.9  16/24 JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)        2  1 0
17/29 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    25  13  2 65.8  17/16 YUPPIE TWITTER 20 (1133)  2  1 0
18/ 0 LIFE AND DEATH (970)      15   8  1 65.2  18/54 AURIGA (938)              2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/30 EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)    11   6  1 64.7  19/ 4 SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)     2  1 0
20/32 JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)         9   5  1 64.3  20/22 SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)     2  1 0
21/17 SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)      7   4  1 63.6  21/ 5 SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     2  1 0
22/35 DYNASTY WARIORS I (1166)   7   4  0 63.6  22/20 EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)    2  1 0
23/36 DYNASTY WARRIORS  (1167)   7   4  0 63.6  23/19 LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)    2  1 0
24/19 SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)      7   4  0 63.6  24/12 MY FAULT (1215)           2  1 0
25/37 SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)      7   4  0 63.6  25/53 VELA (926)                2  1 0
26/23 LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)    12   7  0 63.2  26/23 EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)    2  1 0
27/ 0*FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)     5   3  0 62.5  27/47 P IS FOR PIG (767)        2  1 0
28/31 BILLIONS (1173)           38  23  1 62.3  28/27 SS06 01 (1150)            2  2 0
29/ 0 YUPPIE IDIOMS 101 (1244)  25  17  3 59.5  29-29*LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)    1  0 1
30/34 SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     13   9  0 59.1  30- 9*JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)       1  0 0
31/41 MYTHOS 14 (852)           35  26  3 57.4  31-10*JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       1  0 0
32/47 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)        8   6  0 57.1  32- 8*BURNER KING 20 (963)      1  0 0
33-42 MY BED BANDER (1153)      27  21  1 56.3  33/ 0 LIFE AND DEATH (970)      1  0 0
34/38 LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)     18  14  1 56.3  34-35*LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)   1  0 0
35/44 MY COMMON ENEMY (1222)    32  25  1 56.1  35- 7*SWORD HEROES (1188)       1  0 0
36/ 0 TEABAG@HOME 20.8 (1245)   38  30  0 55.9  36- 0 YUPPIE IDIOMS 101 (1244)  1  0 0
37/52 SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)      6   5  0 54.5  37/ 0*POUR CHOICES II (1239)    1  1 1
38/48 SS06 01 (1150)            32  27  1 54.2  38/66 DARQUE FARCES (1056)      1  1 0
39/ 0 2115 BOURBON ST (1235)    33  31  3 51.6  39/ 0*CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)  1  1 0
40/49 LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)    17  16  0 51.5  40/50 SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)     1  2 0
41-50 YUPPIE MARVELS (1227)    108 102  7 51.4  41/13 SWORD HEROES 8 (1187)     1  2 0
42/ 0 SAVAGE SNACKS (1241)      38  38  1 50.0  42/49 JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)       1  2 0
43/46 JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)        7   7  0 50.0  43/15 JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       1  2 0
44-51*LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)     5   5  0 50.0  44/51 JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        1  2 0
45-54*JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)        4   4  0 50.0  45/25 LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)     1  2 0
46-55*LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)     3   3  1 50.0  46/59 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       1  2 0
47-57*WORK IN SOCIETY (1230)     1   1  0 50.0  47/55 MYTHOS 14 (852)           1  2 0
48/ 0 TEABAG@HOME 21.1 (1237)    9  10  0 47.4  48/52 VULPECULA (925)           0  3 0
49/61 P IS FOR PIG (767)        27  31  1 46.6  49/58 OCTANS (989)              0  3 0
50/59 EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)    11  13  1 45.8  50- 0 TEABAG@HOME 20.8 (1245)   0  1 0
51/64 YUPPIE TWITTER 20 (1133)  11  13  0 45.8  51-44 BURNER KING 7 (950)       0  1 0
52-62*LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)    5   6  0 45.5  52-63*LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)    0  1 0
53/53 SWORD HEROES 8 (1187)      5   6  0 45.5  53/ 0*FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)    0  1 0
54/60 JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)        8  10  0 44.4  54-65 MY BED BANDER (1153)      0  1 0
55/63 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)    68  87  2 43.9  55- 0 TEABAG@HOME 21.1 (1237)   0  1 0
56-66 BURNER KING 7 (950)        6   8  1 42.9  56-45*JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)       0  1 0
57/67 JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)         6   8  0 42.9  57/ 0 CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)  0  1 0
58/69 AURIGA (938)              22  35  3 38.6  58-42*LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in ERINIKA since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  EASTERN HORDE 3 moved up 17 places, 
to 4th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DYNASTY WARIORS III's opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 17th to 5th.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU moved up 12 
places, to 6th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not HEARD ON CHATZY's 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 31st to 11th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  PAPER TIGERS W19.2 moved up 
24 places, to 12th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DEFROSTED's opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 33rd to 13th.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  MY COMMON ENEMY moved up 18 places, 
to 14th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not AURIGA's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 54th to 18th.  Looking for a good fight, 
confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at SWORD HEROES 3, cause they 
dropped by 15.  SWORD HEROES 6 bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped 
from 5th down to 21st!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  MY FAULT!  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  VELA moved up 28 places, to 25th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, 
not me, not P IS FOR PIG's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
47th to 27th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  
DARQUE FARCES moved up 28 places, to 38th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at SWORD HEROES 8, cause they dropped by 
28.  JUDGEMENT 20 bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 15th down 
to 43rd!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at LUDUS MAGNUS CD, cause they dropped by 
20.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not JUDGEMENT 24's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 59th to 46th.  JETS 80's walking tall now that 
they went 3-0-3 their first time out.  But we know what awaits them soon...  What's 
with SERAPH?  She actually beat ERINIKA's THE USEROUS MERCHANT, and walked away with 
20 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at YUPPIE TWITTER 20.8 while they 
watched #WITCHHUNT clobber BESTIARII.  He lost 15 points and got bruised from objects 
thrown from the stands.  EDGAR DETOUR was reminded on the sands why MENKALINAN is 
Duelmaster.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your 
fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  What 
do people see in BRAVEY?  Hers 7-4-0?  SWORD HEROES 3 ain't talkin', but she's got 27 
points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting 
younger every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHUCK BYWAY 9040             20  20  0   117       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARDUK 7435                  10   1  2   126       MYTHOS 14 (852)
 #WITCHHUNT 9572              11   5  0   109       YUPPIE TWITTER 20.8 (1133)
 SUHAIL 7869                  20  36  0   103       VELA (926)
 ANSER 7862                   21  35  1    99       VULPECULA (925)
-MAFEE 9951                   11   8  0    99       BILLIONS (1173)
 LONESOME LOSER 8103          12   4  1    98       LIFE AND DEATH (970)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDGAR DETOUR 9038            19  21  1    89       THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)
 BESTIARII 7746               17  16  0    89       LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)
 AXE 10051                     7   1  1    89       BILLIONS (1173)
 POLARIS AUSTRALIS 8199       17  33  0    84       OCTANS (989)
 OENOMAUS 7809                18  14  1    81       LUDUS MAGNUS CD (915)
-TAGAS 9453                    5   0  0    79       JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)
 YOU BOT 8000 PUTS 8668        6   3  0    75       HEARD ON CHATZY (1041)
-GW RYE WHISKEY 10723          6   4  0    72       TEABAG@HOME 20.8 (1245)
-OUT OUT 9707                 20  11  0    71       DEFROSTED (1144)
 EXOUSIA 9420                  9   5  1    71       JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)
 WALL PAPER HANGER 9173        6   2  0    70       PAPER TIGERS W19.2 (1086)
-BOOP 10381                   13  10  3    69       YUPPIE MARVELS (1227)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OMAR 9253                    11   9  1    66       EASTERN HORDE 2 (1091)
 ISHTAR 7944                   9   6  1    66       MYTHOS 14 (852)
-DRUNK CLOWN HURT ME 9811      8   6  1    66       MY BED BANDER (1153)
 PAM ANDERSON 8132             5   0  1    66       CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)
-MYSTERY MEAT 10609            7   4  0    65       SAVAGE SNACKS (1241)
 DEWEY 9264                   12   7  1    64       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRECKENRIDGE 10562           12  13  0    63       2115 BOURBON ST (1235)
 LYVELLE 9266                 11   6  1    61       EASTERN HORDE 4 (1093)
 PORK SCHNITZEL 7162           6   3  0    60       P IS FOR PIG (767)
-JOSEPH MAGNUS 10558           4   0  0    59       2115 BOURBON ST (1235)
 FIZZLER 10024                 6   5  0    58       SWORD HEROES 4 (1183)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN SHANGXIANG 9894           7   4  0    56       DYNASTY WARIORS III (1166)
 WHITE GOODMAN 8833            7   5  1    54       DARQUE FARCES (1056)
-KERUBIEL 9434                 4   0  0    53       JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)
 SHEMP 10010                   8   3  0    52       SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)
-VERUS 7773                    4   3  0    52       LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)
 FLAMMA 7760                   9   5  0    51       LUDUS MAGNUS XVI (906)
-DOOM SCROLL 10718             6   4  0    50       TEABAG@HOME 20.8 (1245)
 ADOEL 9389                    6   8  0    50       JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)
 I SHOULD LEAVE 10342          7   4  0    49       MY COMMON ENEMY (1222)
 SERAPH 9765                   8   6  0    47       JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)
 PAM ANDERSON 8114             8   2  0    46       CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)
 BLLOCK THIS 8107              5   3  0    46       FAVORITESAYINGS! (971)
 ZHANG FEI 9900                7   4  0    44       DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1167)
 PAM ANDERSON 8130             6   3  0    44       CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)
 AIM FOR THE BUG 10288         5   1  0    43       MY FAULT (1215)
-CHARLES GOODNIGHT 10554       5   3  1    42       2115 BOURBON ST (1235)
 MY COFFEE 9796                4   5  0    40       SS06 01 (1150)
-GLOW 8064                     3   0  0    39       BURNER KING 20 (963)
 SPORK 10039                   6   5  0    38       SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)
-PHI OCTANTIS 8445             4   1  0    37       OCTANS (989)
-JERMAN CHOC CAKE 10608        8   8  0    36       SAVAGE SNACKS (1241)
 LOOMPA 10033                  7   4  1    36       SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)
 QUIRMY 10027                  7   4  0    36       SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)
-SAMNITE 7733                  5   1  0    36       LUDUS MAGNUS XIV (900)
 ZEEKERS 10038                 7   4  0    34       SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GANNICUS 7802                 3   3  1    33       LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)
 SNOWY EVENING 9704            3   2  0    32       DEFROSTED (1144)
-MOJO W/CHEESE 10611           3   8  0    30       SAVAGE SNACKS (1241)
 ZOPHIEL 9462                  7   7  0    28       JUDGEMENT 16 (1121)
 EVANGELINA 9746               6   7  0    28       JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)
-PIG IN A POKE 6722            5   9  0    28       P IS FOR PIG (767)
 BRAVEY 10018                  7   4  0    27       SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)
-MARRIED BY DEATH 9816         3   1  0    27       MY BED BANDER (1153)
-MAMBO 10045                   2   1  0    27       SWORD HEROES (1188)
-WILBUR 6721                   5   7  0    26       P IS FOR PIG (767)
-BEER BARREL 10560             4   6  2    26       2115 BOURBON ST (1235)
-LAZY RIVER 10553              3   0  0    24       2115 BOURBON ST (1235)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARAEL 9851                   2   1  0    23       JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)
-ADULT BABY BJORN 10283        3   1  0    22       MY FAULT (1215)
-SAAPH 9484                    2   0  0    22       JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)
 GEATLET 10044                 5   6  0    21       SWORD HEROES 8 (1187)
-THE WAY IT IS 8104            3   2  0    21       LIFE AND DEATH (970)
-GOLDILOCKS 9169               2   1  0    21       PAPER TIGERS W19.2 (1086)
-DOLLAR BILL 9953              3   1  0    20       BILLIONS (1173)
-POLLUS 7839                   2   1  1    20       LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)
 BABYCH 10202                  1   0  1    16       JETS 80 (1204)
 CHRISTIAN 10200               1   0  1    14       JETS 80 (1204)
-HUEY 9263                     1   0  1    14       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
 DUPONT 10203                  1   0  1    14       JETS 80 (1204)
-ALMOST EXACTLY 10714          1   0  0    14       TEABAG@HOME 20.8 (1245)
-NESTEABAG PLUNGE 10598        2   3  0    13       SAVAGE SNACKS (1241)
-PRISCUS 7771                  1   0  0    13       LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NEHAM 9258                    1   1  0    13       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
-PIGLET 6989                   2   1  1    12       P IS FOR PIG (767)
-BUFURD T JUSTICE 8836         1   0  0    11       DARQUE FARCES (1056)
-BLADABLES 10597               1   0  0    10       SAVAGE SNACKS (1241)
-BOOBOO 9262                   1   1  0    10       EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
-CAPELLA 7928                  1   0  0     8       AURIGA (938)
-SCARY THINGS 8102             0   2  0     6       LIFE AND DEATH (970)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      CHRISTIAN 10200       400  NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      BABYCH 10202          400  NONE
INTERN 020 7965         8  5 0 ATTORNEY GENERAL 943 MECH X-4 7077         397   
SPARKY 2 7999           6  8 1 BURNER KING 7 950    AXE 10051             398   
TOENADO 8068            5 10 0 MPH 964              KHAN TUSION 7064      396  NOT REVENGED
DA1 10586               0  1 0 POUR CHOICES II 1239 SNORL ONE-HAND        400  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was dealt death by SNORL ONE-HAND in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
AXE won victory over POLARIS AUSTRALIS in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
PORK SCHNITZEL overpowered SPORK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
AIM FOR THE BUG was overpowered by ISHTAR in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
I SHOULD LEAVE devastated EVANGELINA in a 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
MY COFFEE defeated BRAVEY in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
MENKALINAN slimly won victory over EDGAR DETOUR in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
LONESOME LOSER handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
#WITCHHUNT vanquished BESTIARII in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SUHAIL overpowered OENOMAUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANSER was handily defeated by CHUCK BYWAY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
YOU BOT 8000 PUTS demolished FLAMMA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PAM ANDERSON devastated LOOMPA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WALL PAPER HANGER viciously subdued BLLOCK THIS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
OMAR was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
DEWEY viciously subdued PAM ANDERSON in a 2 minute bloody bout.
EXOUSIA viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 4 minute gory brawl.
PAM ANDERSON was savagely defeated by ADOEL in a tiresome 11 minute brutal match.
WHITE GOODMAN overpowered ZOPHIEL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LYVELLE devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SHEMP overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute gory one-sided duel.
ZHANG FEI overcame AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute duel.
SUN SHANGXIANG handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
FIZZLER overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SERAPH overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 6 minute gory one-sided duel.
ZEEKERS demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
QUIRMY vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SNOWY EVENING handily defeated GEATLET in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
DUPONT slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BABYCH assassinated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHRISTIAN assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      16         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   14         STRIKING ATTACK   62 -  24 -  6      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  22 -  5      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   6 -  2      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        91 -  85 -  3      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     85 -  80 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |

Turn 400 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         7  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  0     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  6     
AIMED BLOW         8 -  8     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      #WITCHHUNT 9572            11   5  0  109 YUPPIE TWITTER 20.8 (1133)
STRIKING ATTACK  LONESOME LOSER 8103        12   4  1   98 LIFE AND DEATH (970)
AIMED BLOW       BESTIARII 7746             17  16  0   89 LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (903)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EXOUSIA 9420                9   5  1   71 JUDGEMENT 7 (1112)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAM ANDERSON 8132           5   0  1   66 CANADIAN ARTISTS 7 (976)
BASHING ATTACK   PORK SCHNITZEL 7162         6   3  0   60 P IS FOR PIG (767)
LUNGING ATTACK   WHITE GOODMAN 8833          7   5  1   54 DARQUE FARCES (1056)
WALL OF STEEL    I SHOULD LEAVE 10342        7   4  0   49 MY COMMON ENEMY (1222)
TOTAL PARRY      PAM ANDERSON 8114           8   2  0   46 CANADIAN ARTISTS V (972)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANSER 7862.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WALL PAPER HANGER 9173.  The ten other most popular fighters were AXE 10051, OMAR 
9253, MY COFFEE 9796, DEWEY 9264, SHEMP 10010, SERAPH 9765, PORK SCHNITZEL 7162, 
#WITCHHUNT 9572, SUN SHANGXIANG 9894, and ISHTAR 7944.

The least popular fighter this week was PAM ANDERSON 8114.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ADOEL 9389, GEATLET 10044, ZOPHIEL 9462, PAM ANDERSON 8130, 
LOOMPA 10033, FLAMMA 7760, BESTIARII 7746, DA1 10586, BABYCH 10202, and DUPONT 10203.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CHUCK BYWAY (73-9040) THIRD HIGHWAY 3 (1079)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MENKALINAN (73-7930) AURIGA (938)
MY BF AND MY BABY (73-9793) SS06 01 (1150)

                 MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WONTON NOT NOW 6069 (76-61-1)          1  4  0         PALINDROMES          

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUNGLASSES 3223 (36-81-1)              1  3  0         FOUND IN THE SAND    
ADAM 4648 (33-20-0)                    0  3  0         KNIGHTMARES          

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRUNGE GRRRL 8491 (54-26-0)            5  3  0         ROCK CLUB            
COUSIN PAPA SMURF 4944 (27-17-0)       1  3  0         EVIL SMURF HORDE 5   

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BILLY MAYS 9377 (5-6-0)                6  3  0         PITCH PERFECT        
NAEVIA 7832 (7-3-0)                    6  3  0         LUDUS MAGNUS MM      
SU PURR KITTY 8936 (9-2-0)             1  3  0         THEATER CLUB         

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WALL PAPER HANGER 9173 (4-2-0)         3  3  0         PAPER TIGERS W19.2   
YOU BOT 8000 PUTS 8668 (4-3-0)         3  3  0         HEARD ON CHATZY      
BARCA 7846 (10-2-1)                    1  3  0         LUDUS MAGNUS M       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MY COFFEE 9796 (3-4-0)                 1  3  0         SS06 01              
WHITE GOODMAN 8833 (6-4-1)             1  3  0         DARQUE FARCES        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MUMIAH 9884 (2-0-1)                    3  3  0         JUDGEMENT 32         

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TABRIS 9448 (2-0-0)                    8  3  0         JUDGEMENT 13         
SUNSET STRANGER 10127 (1-0-0)          3  3  1         DRAFT KINGS          
SAAPH 9484 (2-0-0)                     2  3  0         JUDGEMENT 20         

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BABYCH 10202 (0-0-0)                   3  3  0         JETS 80              
LITTLE 10358 (0-0-0)                   3  3  1         NOT BIG              
CHRISTIAN 10200 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         JETS 80              
MY RETORT 9806 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         SS04 04              
DUPONT 10203 (0-0-0)                   0  3  0         JETS 80              
LINDSTROM 10201 (0-0-0)                0  3  0  DEAD   JETS 80              

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OTTAWA SENATOR 5500 (1-0-0)            8  3  0         CAPITALISTS          
HUNGRY HEIFER 637 (0-0-0)              5  3  0         WORLDWIDE GORE       
SUN TZU 5488 (17-6-1)                  5  3  0  DEAD   SUPER STARS          
DARWIN 6409 (1-1-1)                    4  3  0         WORLD BLADES 10      
R.O.T.F.L. 4028 (1-4-0)                4  3  0         ALPHABET SOUP        
INFORMATION HEN 5945 (0-0-0)           3  3  0         RYAN'S SHOWS         
YA YEET 9219 (6-1-0)                   3  3  0         YUPPIE SAY WHAT? II  
BLACK PORSCHE 478 (0-0-0)              2  3  2         D.A. REJECTS         
HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS 1807 (6-8-0)       2  3  0         THINGS GEORGE DOES   
BELIEVE A BULL 500 (4-2-0)             1  3  0         THE BULLS            
MURMILLO 7023 (10-2-0)                 1  3  0         LUDUS MAGNUS         
TELLS TALL TALES 1802 (3-1-0)          1  3  0         THINGS GEORGE DOES   
BELGIAN WAFFLE 6123 (14-7-1)           0  3  0         WORLDWIDE GORE       
CARDINAL 5427 (4-2-1)                  0  3  0         PLAY BALL            
MENAGE A TROIS 5865 (13-2-0)           0  1  0  DEAD   RUMS THE WORD        
MY FAULT 9988 (17-3-1)                 0  1  0  DEAD   SS03 07              
NEPTUNE SCREAM 6373 (9-4-3)            0  3  0         DARQUE WATERS        

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OBVI 8786 (3-2-0)                      8  3  0         YUPPIEVERNACULARDOS  
#OBAMANETFLIX 8765 (4-3-0)             2  3  0         YUPPIE TWITTER 203   
CHICAGO BULL 6184 (3-3-0)              2  3  0         THE BULLS            

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MY NAME IS 8089 (5-3-0)                6  3  0         FAV SAYINGS 2        
MY LAST CHANCE 9972 (1-0-1)            5  3  0         SS04 02              
SUN BELT 7078 (5-1-0)                  5  3  1         SUPER STARS          
DISREPUTABLE DEALER 7586 (4-4-0)       0  3  0         BASH BROS MAIL ORDER 
TIRED 7779 (0-0-0)                     0  3  0         BASH BROS DRIVING    

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RABID YUPPIE 8791 (0-0-0)              9  3  0         PAPER TIGERS 520.4   
TRUTHINESS 9073 (0-0-0)                6  3  1         YUPPIE SAY WHAT?     
MONUNTIAL 8855 (0-1-0)                 3  3  0         TRUMP TOWERS 2       
WAR HAMMER 3200 (3-2-2)                0  3  0         KNIGHTMARES          

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIR LAMORAK 7941 (0-1-0)               3  3  0         MYTHOS 7             
COMBINED ARMS 9775 (0-0-0)             2  3  0         EUREKA!