DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/29/2003    Duedate: 06/11/2003

DAIYLA KIV ARENA

DM-74    TURN-264

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STREET SWEEPER
SAND DANCERS (251)
(74-2980) [20-27-2,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STREET SWEEPER                 POSITION IS EMPTY
SAND DANCERS (251)             
(74-2980) [20-27-2,115]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SYR-DAVAN                      GANGLARE
SAND DANCERS (251)             EINHERJAR IV (454)
(74-3053) [16-17-2,95]         (74-3324) [8-4-2,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NOPE (460)                  47
2. KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)     42      SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
3. FAULTY PREMISES (436)       39      Unchartered Team
4. DARK TOADZ (430)            35
5. SAND DANCERS (251)          34      THE SOUTH (483)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)     42  16  2 72.4   1/ 1 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)    11  3 0
 2/ 3 LAME ALLIANCES (455)       7   4  1 63.6   2/ 2 DARK TOADZ (430)         11  4 0
 3/ 2 1988 DODGERS (435)        37  24  1 60.7   3/12 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)  11  4 0
 4/ 4 CORPS (346)              317 214 16 59.7   4/ 5 STDS (450)               10  5 0
 5- 5 ARENA FELINES (461)       29  20  0 59.2   5/ 4 WICKED DESTINY (440)      9  6 1
 6/ 7 FORCE OF FIVE (470)       37  26  2 58.7   6/20 NOPE (460)                8  2 0
 7/10 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)   31  23  1 57.4   7/11 FORCE OF FIVE (470)       8  7 1
 8/ 8 GURTARG'S AXES (447)      37  29  4 56.1   8/ 7 STYLISTS (422)            8  7 0
 9/ 6 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)  31  25  1 55.4   9/ 9 1988 DODGERS (435)        8  7 0
10/11 DARK TOADZ (430)          33  27  0 55.0  10/15 FAULTY PREMISES (436)     8  7 0
11/13 WICKED DESTINY (440)      33  28  3 54.1  11/ 3 GURTARG'S AXES (447)      7  7 1
12- 9 THE INQUISITION (479)    157 136 15 53.6  12/14 GREEN COBRAS (459)        7  8 1
13/17 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)   10   9  1 52.6  13/ 8 THE DREIHDENS (433)       7  8 0
14/ 0 INSIGNIFICANCE (414)      41  37  3 52.6  14/16 EINHERJAR IV (454)        7  8 0
15/12 EINHERJAR IV (454)        32  29  4 52.5  15/ 6 VUELTA PELETON (421)      7  8 0
16/15 STYLISTS (422)            33  30  1 52.4  16/10 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)  7  8 0
17/14 STDS (450)                31  30  1 50.8  17/13 PARTY GEEKS (431)         6  5 0
18/24 NOPE (460)                22  22  2 50.0  18/17 LUROCIANS XI (462)        5  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 WENSINWASIN SYNDIC (418)  33  34  5 49.3  19/19 SAND DANCERS (251)        5 10 1
20/16 THE DREIHDENS (433)       31  32  1 49.2  20/21 KNOCKAROUND KNIGHT (452)  4  9 0
21/18 CRIMSON EAGLES (389)      27  28  3 49.1  21/18 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)     4 10 0
22/19 SAND DANCERS (251)       595 633 27 48.5  22-24 W.O.W. (458)              3  1 0
23/25 FAULTY PREMISES (436)     27  31  2 46.6  23/26 CRIMSON EAGLES (389)      3  3 0
24/21 VUELTA PELETON (421)      30  35  2 46.2  24/27 CORPS (346)               3  4 0
25/22 PARTY GEEKS (431)         22  26  1 45.8  25/22 WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)    3 11 0
26/26 LUROCIANS XI (462)        27  34  2 44.3  26/ 0 INSIGNIFICANCE (414)      2  0 0
27/27 GREEN COBRAS (459)        26  34  1 43.3  27/30 LAME ALLIANCES (455)      2  1 0
28/28 WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)    28  38  1 42.4  28/33 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)   2  1 0
29/29 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)     24  35  1 40.7  29/23 WENSINWASIN SYNDIC (418)  2  1 0
30/30 KNOCKAROUND KNIGHT (452)  18  27  1 40.0  30/25 CAT FIGHT (439)           2  7 0
31-31 TC'S ARE US (456)          4   6  1 40.0  31-32*PAIN AND SORROW (481)     1  1 0
32/33 CAT FIGHT (439)           16  29  0 35.6  32-31 TC'S ARE US (456)         1  1 0
33-34 W.O.W. (458)              14  26  0 35.0  33-28 ARENA FELINES (461)       1  3 0
34-36*HORROR ENCLAVE (444)       2  13  0 13.3  34-29*HORROR ENCLAVE (444)      1  9 0
35-37*PAIN AND SORROW (481)      1   7  0 12.5  35-37 THE INQUISITION (479)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         MVP Standings for Turn 11

I got lazy and missed last turn so I will wait until Turn 12 to start the Hot and
Cold list.  Salazar is taking over this category completely now with the Top 2 spots
in a landslide and a new teammate, Lord Voldemort, entering the charts at #21.  The
Top 4 spots look pretty secure but anything can happen with the DM up for grabs this
turn!

1.   Tom Riddle           ST     Salazar Slytherin           47
2.   Vincent Crabbe       AB     Salazar Slytherin           45
3.   <Eraser>             TP     Manager                     38
4.   Songbird             BA     TigToad                     38
5    Alejandro Pena       AB     Zalgor Prigg                31
6.   Ganglare             LU     Skullagrim                  30
7.   Tony Tavler          PS     Dr Mabuse                   30
8.   Glaerkim             PL     Aurin Ironshard             29
9.   Durany               WS     Bum                         28
10.  Kirk Gibson          PS     Zalgor Prigg                27
11.  Dreihden TP          TP     Dreihdenflahg               27
12.  Ultra Endeavor       PR     Slaughter Priest            27
13.  Bobby                BA     Marshall D                  27
14.  Adalius              SL     Aurin Ironshard             26
15.  Stan the Man         ST     Marshall D                  26
16.  Woss                 WS     Postmaster                  26
17.  Crazy Larry          ST     Marshall D                  26
18.  <Cookie Jones>       TP     Manager                     26
19.  Dunderhead           TP     Wimpy                       26
20.  Mickey Hatcher       SL     Zalgor Prigg                25
21.  Lord Voldemort       LU     Salazar Slytherin           25
22.  Driehden Plunger     PL     Dreihdenflahg               25
23.  Prip                 PR     Postmaster                  25
24.  Chick Magnate        WS     Chazz Frothingslosh         24
25.  Homer Simpson        ST     Street Legal                24

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The stylemaster competition this turn has turned a couple categories into very
exciting races.  The bashers have decided they wanted to be even more pathetic than
the parry-ripostes in terms of total recognition, only 21 rec points separates first
and last.  Belyn's squad appears to have simply disappeared from the newsletter
despite being one of the top teams in several categories.  Tom Riddle holds the
throne to gain 5 more political points and Alejandro Pena adds 2 more political
points by finding his way into the challenger champions.

Style/Name Manager ID # Rec

Aimed Blow (7)
Alejandro Pena   Zalgor Prigg 3178 92     Kinslayer        Bum          3421 35
Vincent Crabbe   S. Slytherin 3498 83     -Rooster Booster Chazz Froth& 3414 20
Bart Simpson     Street Legal 3126 48     Virgin Queen     TigToad      3681 19
Huge Abs         Postmaster   3303 35

Basher (8)
Songbird     TigToad          3153 48     Malice       Bum              3210 32
Bobby        Marshall D       3440 40     Ironhand Orc Slaughter Priest 3190 31
Roo          Iver             3209 33     Biggo        Bum              3212 21
Python       Fahkry           3355 33     -Bonecrusher The Greek Guy       ?  0

Lunger (21)
Ganglare        Skullagrim       3324 81     Durbatuluk      Jack Wolfspider 3367 33
Lord Voldemort  S. Slytherin     3499 78     Otto            Street Legal    3128 31
Auldrymbrei     Aurin Ironshard  3264 65     Jay Howell      Zalgor Prigg    3177 29
Gonorrhoea      Upinya           3283 62     Jadow           Bum             3214 27
Gonif           Wimpy            3404 60     -Calis          Iver            3476 23
Father William  TigToad          3155 50     -Poseidon       Kat             3407 23
Putz            Wimpy            3116 39     Nelson          Street Legal    3670 20
Draco Malfoy    S. Slytherin     3500 38     Ingvar          ?               3674 18
Kages Fault     Slaughter Priest 3189 35     -Zidane Tribal  Kefka           3194 12
Sloppy Drunk    Berylstar        3306 34     Dreihden Lunger Dreihden        3739  8
Gimbatul        Jack Wolfspider  3392 33     Constantine     Belyn    3542 82 (gone?)

Parry-Lunge (8)
Dreihden Plunger Dreihdenflahg   3344 61     Nekkid Chick     Berylstar       3307 30
Glaerikim        Aurin Ironshard 3515 55     Negatory Nope    Manager         3361 27
Oscar Sevilla    Dr. Mabuse      3106 45     Placid           Wimpy           3114 24
Syphillus        Upinya          3280 37     Black Orpheus    TigToad         3709 21

Parry-Riposte (8)
Ultra Endeavor    Slaughter Priest 3187 65    Ablaer Blyth    Aurin Ironshard 3657 23
Prip              Postmaster       3109 48    -Apu            Street Legal    3125 18
-Ferocious Feline Garfield         3366 28    Nurnling        ?               3661 17
Setzer Gabbiani   Kefka            3485 23    Dreihden Ripper Dreihdenflahg   3716  5

Parry-Strike (5)
Kirk Gibson Zalgor Prigg 3230 66     Sand Capper Garfield     3362 30
Tony Tavler Dr. Mabuse   3226 57     -Disco Duck Chazz Froth& 3548 20
Peacies     Postmaster   3229 52

Slasher (12)
Mickey Hatcher   Zalgor Prigg    3356 88     -Speeding Pullet Chazz Froth&    3411 18
Adalius          Aurin Ironshard 3513 74     Sushi-Q          Kalkin          3293 17
Thrakatuluk      Jack Wolfspider 3343 53     Slut             Lance Turbo     3491 16
-Darth Declawed  Garfield        3420 44     -Foghorn Leglock Chazz Froth&    3702 13
Krazy Kat        Abarsis         3550 33     -Cyan Garamonde  Kefka           3195  9
Santiago         TigToad         3654 24     Deep Flesh Wound The Greek Guy   3723  9

Striker (20)
Tom Riddle          S. Slytherin    3501 97     Frankie the Fish Marshall D   3489 39
Stan the Man        Marshall D      3556 64     Homer Simpson    Street Legal 3124 38
HIV#3               Upinya          3518 54     -Cat Stevens     Garfield     3363 36
Crazy Larry         Marshall D      3439 54     Pablo Lastras    Dr. Mabuse   3622 34
Daciryas            Aurin Ironshard 3514 49     Snake Face       Fahkry       3351 29
<Coruscator>        Manager         3424 48     -Achilles        Kat          3466 28
Mourning Star       Kalkin          3290 48     Angel Edo        Dr. Mabuse   3662 28
Orel Hershiser      Zalgor Prigg    3180 47     Pucker Up        Kefka        3292 13
-Biggo              Iver            3517 43     Juggernaut       Kefka        3294  7
<Folger's Crystals> Manager         3524 40     -Locke Cole      Kefka        3486  3

Total Parry (13)
<Eraser>        Manager         3425 71     Hofding Warg    Skullagrim      3469 29
Dreihden TP     Dreihdenflahg   3166 65     Krimpatul       Jack Wolfspider 3473 25
Scum            Suicide         3349 56     No Nope         Manager         3359 23
Gregory Goyle   S. Slytherin    3497 50     He Hate Me      Kalkin          3291 21
Erik            Iver            3223 46     Prissy Pants    The Greek Guy   3713  5
<Cookies Jones> Manager         3422 46     -Cait Sith      Kefka           3196  4
Dunderhead      Wimpy           3403 44

Wall of Steel (10)
Durany         Bum          3213 58   Flecha        Dr. Mabuse  3225 25
Woss           Postmaster   3110 55   China         Lance Turbo 3201 22
-Chick Magnate Chazz Froth& 3412 42   -Dancing Fool Berylstar   3385  6
-Ares          Kat          3406 30   Hafgan        Belyn       ---- 44 (disappeared)

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                              ZALCON GOSSIP COLUMN #12

Seen (or Not) Around Town:  Some major news trickling in the last couple of turns.
It seems SHADOWGATE has turned out the lights and locked the door on this guildhouse
as the Shadow Squad has split.  Also SELYN's Ageless Wonder is now history as the
team mysteriously disappeared overnight.  Rumors abound but the smart money is
currently betting on the team transferring to a different arena.  This has shaken up
the Lunger style competition as GANGLARE and LORD VOLDEMORT are now the clear front
runners.  Ganglare has a slight edge with the 5 PP's and a TV challenge.

The DRIEHDEN TP Report (a.k.a. the Undefeated Report):   Okay this is getting
pathetic, folks.  Can no one beat this guy?  In what is getting a bit tiresome,
another warrior TV challenged Driehden TP and lost.  My spies were all agog over the
battle which apparently was won when NOVICES broke his weapon and decided to bang his
fists bloody on Driehden's parries.  Since I missed reporting on Driehden TP's
previous victory (due to last turns special report), I would like to point out that
MOURNING STAR called Driehden TP out in the newsletter the turn before then proceeded
to embarrass himself by losing to Driehden TP.  If you can't walk the walk, shut up!
And that goes out to the DEMON DUO who should read that last sentence twice.  Okay
focus, back on topic, will Driehden TP make it to 12-0?  Will he ever get one of his
own challenges through?  My prediction is that Driehden TP will lose as soon as he
does get one of his own challenges through.  Fate is a bitter lover that way.

Loser Lookout:  WIMPY, thank you for giving me a clear leader in this category.  No
don't whine that no one ever thanks you!  PLACID has become our first 9 loss warrior.
APU probably spared himself the same fate by taking the turn off.

Controversy Corner:  No big controversy to report this turn but it is obvious that
LHI is now doing (or failing to do as it turns out) MANAGER's dirty work.  How else
to explain Novice's TV challenge against Driehden TP?  I guess Manager's TP's are
starting to feel the heat and he needs help to keep the undefeated one off their
backs.

Behind the Numbers:  I had promised to do a ten turn summary of the battle report
when it reflected only ZALCON fights, but my small mind got distracted so I did the
"Halfway to Graduation?" report instead.  So here are some comments about the first
ten turns.  Overall there were 1,773 wins and losses among Zalcon warriors.  The
overall record is 857-916-51 (48% w/l, with 6% of wins ending in a kill for a real
warrior).  There was a net loss of 59 fights to commission warriors (stand-ins and
Dark Arena monsters).  Obviously there were more than that since not every stand in
loses and not every DA monster wins.  But they happen with about the same frequency.
You all can read the report for how each style did.  It seems a fairly standard break
down for such a young distribution of warriors.  The "power" styles are all
represented at the top while the traditional lame styles round out the bottom.  It
will be interesting to see how the turn 20 report looks, I'll do a full report then
to see how things have changed.  How far will up the list will a finesse style like
Parry-Riposte climb?

Parting is such sweet sorrow but coming up with a witty closing is bitter agony,

The Zalcon Gossip Columnist, zalcongossip@yahoo.com

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                        *--=== LIRITH KAI REGIONAL NEWS ===--*

                                     Duelmasters
                                 -------------------
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 290): FORLA of REFUGEES (Zarla, team captain)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 263): TOM RIDDLE of SLYTHERIN HOUSE (Salazar Slytherin)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 258): PREMEDITATION of LEGALESE (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 245): JON SNOW of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
ADM 107 LIRIN KIV (turn 222): WINDSONG of ELANTI HUNTERS from JADE MOUNTAIN (Sir 
                              Boyd, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                       --------
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 290): REFUGEES (Zarla, team captain)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 263): SLYTHERIN HOUSE (Salazar Slytherin, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 258): THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (Still, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 245): DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
ADM 107 LIRIN KIV (turn 222): LOST HOPE INN, etc. (Sir Boyd, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 244): 300 of PBA (Elderberry, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Greetings, Pathetic Vermin of Daiyla Kiv,

It is I, your present and future Lord, Tom Marvolo Riddle, finally taking my rightful
place as the Duelmaster of this arena.  Fortunately for one of you losers, I will not
be fighting this turn, so one of you will actually be able to enjoy, however briefly,
the glory that is destined to once again be mine when I return.  Salazar has informed
me that I shall get to enjoy a brief sabbatical to prepare myself to defend a more
important honor then Duelmaster, my status as a Tournament Champion.  I will be
entering the Adepts class of the upcoming Grand Tournament where I will once again
crush those unfortunate enough to stand before me.  I am a God among insects.

Your Superior,

Tom Marvolo Riddle

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, NOPE blew up the rankings to 14!  Those betting on VUELTA PELETON lost their 
shirt, as VUELTA PELETON lost their fighting abilities:  1-4-0.  KNIGHTS OF MORDOR 
posted a nice gain, to come in 3rd.  Everybody loves a winner...  Practice pays for 
STREET SWEEPER, who pummelled ALEJANDRO PENA, to pocket 30 points.  Win some, lose 
some.  Speaking of which, NEGATORY was winsome, after beating LOUD DRUNK and seeing 
him lose 18 points.  A certain someone saw TOM RIDDLE at The Crystal Wheel with the 
shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  
What can be a greater victory?  STREET SWEEPER has taken his place as the top, as 
DAIYLA KIV's new Duelmaster.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable 
walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys 
in GREEN COBRAS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  Like 
a pup with its tail between its legs, STDS scurried away from GREEN COBRAS.  Oh, the 
shame!  If challenges were horses, SYR-DAVAN could open up a fast food joint!  Do my 
ears deceive me?  GONORRHOEA (outclassed by 26 points) challenged MICKEY HATCHER, in 
what promises to be a fight.(!) Like a mother cat batting her overly rambunctious 
kitten into submission, MICKEY HATCHER quashed GONORRHOEA.  But GONORRHOEA, if at 
first you don't succeed...  Word has it HOFDING WARG suffered a romantic setback.  
Note how he challenged GLAERIKIM, 26 points his senior.  The gods smiled upon HOFDING 
WARG, in his upset fight against GLAERIKIM.  HOFDING WARG gets a win, 21 points, and 
a free drink on me.  (Next week, OK?) Willing to win at any cost is DEEP FLESH WOUND, 
who challenged BOLVERK, 8 points junior.  Our sympathies, BOLVERK!  I thought DEEP 
FLESH WOUND showed great skill and promise when he won victory over BOLVERK.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Those who owe 
BIGGO of WICKED DESTINY money and had written him off, take note:  he'S BACK FROM THE 
DARK ARENA!!!  AND he'S MAD!!!  Alas, poor ALEJANDRO PENA.  We all know 1988 DODGERS' 
retirement plan isn't the best in the world.  STREET SWEEPER, may you be as missed 
when your time comes.  How true is ARENA FELINES' mettle?  Just one week remains for 
the avenging of TOONCES' death.  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for 
thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Do not despair!  I shall 
return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STREET SWEEPER 2980          20  27  2   115       SAND DANCERS (251)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOM RIDDLE 3501               9   2  0    97       SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
 SYR-DAVAN 3053               16  17  2    95       SAND DANCERS (251)
 MICKEY HATCHER 3356           9   3  0    94       1988 DODGERS (435)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINCENT CRABBE 3498          10   2  1    90       SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
 AULDRYMBREI 3264             10   2  0    86       GURTARG'S AXES (447)
 GANGLARE 3324                 8   4  2    83       EINHERJAR IV (454)
 <ERASER> 3425                 9   2  0    80       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
 CANON 2679                   13   9  0    79       CORPS (346)
-DEATH STRIKE 3368             6   3  0    76       LUROCIANS XI (462)
 ULTRA ENDEAVOR 3187           8   4  0    74       FAULTY PREMISES (436)
 ADALIUS 3513                  7   5  1    72       GURTARG'S AXES (447)
 DREIHDEN TP 3166             12   0  0    71       THE DREIHDENS (433)
 DREIHDEN PLUNGER 3344         8   4  1    69       THE DREIHDENS (433)
 FONZ 3332                     7   4  1    68       LAME ALLIANCES (455)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TARAPYN 3088                 12   5  1    66       WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAZY LARRY 3439              7   5  0    66       FORCE OF FIVE (470)
 LORD VOLDEMORT 3499           8   4  1    63       SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
 THRAKATULUK 3343              6   4  0    63       KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
 DURANY 3213                  10   2  1    61       WICKED DESTINY (440)
 GONORRHOEA 3283               7   5  0    61       STDS (450)
 GROUND POUNDER 3058          11   8  0    60       INSIGNIFICANCE (414)
 TONY TAVLER 3226             10   2  1    60       VUELTA PELETON (421)
 STAN THE MAN 3556             7   3  0    60       FORCE OF FIVE (470)
 WOSS 3110                     9   3  0    59       STYLISTS (422)
 DRIPS 3541                    7   2  0    59       STDS (450)
 FATHER WILLIAM 3155           8   3  0    58       DARK TOADZ (430)
 SONGBIRD 3153                 8   4  0    58       DARK TOADZ (430)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SCUM 3349                     8   2  0    56       W.O.W. (458)
 PRIP 3109                     9   3  0    55       STYLISTS (422)
 HOMER SIMPSON 3124            8   4  1    53       SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
 KINSLAYER 3421                7   5  0    53       WICKED DESTINY (440)
 TILAEN TYL SANH 3098          8  11  0    52       SAND DANCERS (251)
 GREGORY GOYLE 3497            8   4  0    52       SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
 PEACIES 3229                  5   7  1    52       STYLISTS (422)
 KIRK GIBSON 3230              8   4  1    51       1988 DODGERS (435)
 <COOKIE JONES> 3422           8   3  0    51       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
 HOFDING WARG 3469            10   2  0    50       EINHERJAR IV (454)
 FRANKIE THE FISH 3489         8   4  0    50       FORCE OF FIVE (470)
 GONIF 3404                    7   5  0    50       WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)
 OREL HERSHISER 3180           6   5  0    50       1988 DODGERS (435)
-MAXIMILLIAN 3572              5   6  0    50       THE INQUISITION (479)
 NEGATORY 3361                 4   3  1    50       NOPE (460)
 PELAK TEN ZORN 3062          11  16  0    49       SAND DANCERS (251)
-DACIRYAS 3514                 7   4  2    49       GURTARG'S AXES (447)
 PUTZ 3116                     6   6  0    49       WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)
 HIV#3 3518                    7   5  1    48       STDS (450)
 KRAZY KAT 3550                4   6  0    48       FAULTY PREMISES (436)
-DA7 3579                      9   4  0    47       THE INQUISITION (479)
 SYPHILLUS 3280                6   6  0    47       STDS (450)
 SNAKE FACE 3351               6   6  0    46       GREEN COBRAS (459)
 MOURNING STAR 3290            5   7  1    46       KNOCKAROUND KNIGHTS (452)
 DONSTAN 3061                  8  20  0    44       SAND DANCERS (251)
-DARTH DECLAWED 3420           7   3  0    44       ARENA FELINES (461)
 DURBATULUK 3367               6   4  0    44       KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
 DRACO MALFOY 3500             7   4  0    43       SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
-BIGGO 3517                    5   3  1    43       CRIMSON EAGLES (389)
-NOVICES 3334                  4   6  1    43       TC'S ARE US (456)
-CRAZY MARY 3051              10   8  0    42       INSIGNIFICANCE (414)
 GLAERIKIM 3515                8   4  0    42       GURTARG'S AXES (447)
 DUNDERHEAD 3403               7   5  0    42       WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)
 BOBBY 3440                    8   4  1    41       FORCE OF FIVE (470)
 JAY HOWELL 3177               5   6  0    41       1988 DODGERS (435)
 <CORUSCATOR> 3424             6   5  0    40       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
 BART SIMPSON 3126             6   6  0    40       SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
 PYTHON 3355                   5   7  0    40       GREEN COBRAS (459)
 GIMBATUL 3392                 6   4  1    39       KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
 OSCAR SEVILLA 3106            6   6  0    38       VUELTA PELETON (421)
 HISSER 3353                   6   6  0    38       GREEN COBRAS (459)
 SUMMER 3617                   5   4  1    38       FORCE OF FIVE (470)
 ERIK 3223                     9   2  0    36       CRIMSON EAGLES (389)
 KAGES FAULT 3189              6   6  0    36       FAULTY PREMISES (436)
-CAT STEVENS 3363              6   4  0    36       ARENA FELINES (461)
 ROO 3209                      6   5  0    36       CRIMSON EAGLES (389)
 HUGE ABS 3303                 6   6  0    36       STYLISTS (422)
 NEKKID CHICK 3307             5   6  0    36       PARTY GEEKS (431)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOWAY 3672                    4   1  1    36       NOPE (460)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TALAT 3352                    4   8  1    33       GREEN COBRAS (459)
 BIGGO 3212                    4   8  1    33       WICKED DESTINY (440)
-HANBIBLE 3568                 4   3  1    33       THE INQUISITION (479)
 SUSHI-Q 3293                  4   8  0    33       KNOCKAROUND KNIGHTS (452)
 JADOW 3214                    7   5  0    32       WICKED DESTINY (440)
 KRIMPATUL 3473                6   4  0    31       KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
 SLOPPY DRUNK 3306             5   6  0    31       PARTY GEEKS (431)
 VIRGIN QUEEN 3681             4   2  0    31       DARK TOADZ (430)
 SLUT 3491                     4   7  0    31       CAT FIGHT (439)
-NICOTINE FIT 3052             6   6  0    30       INSIGNIFICANCE (414)
 <FOLGER'S CRYSTALS> 3524      5   6  1    30       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
-SAND CAPPER 3362              5   5  0    30       ARENA FELINES (461)
 LOUD DRUNK 3554               6   3  0    29       PARTY GEEKS (431)
 SANTIAGO 3654                 6   1  0    29       DARK TOADZ (430)
 SNAKE BITE 3536               5   6  0    29       GREEN COBRAS (459)
 IRONHAND ORC 3190             4   8  2    29       FAULTY PREMISES (436)
-CROP DUSTER 3378              3   0  1    29       INSIGNIFICANCE (414)
 NEVER AGAIN 3685              3   0  0    29       NOPE (460)
-FEROCIOUS FELINE 3366         5   5  0    28       ARENA FELINES (461)
-GULF HELI HAMMER 3526         4   2  0    28       QATAR HAMMERZ (476)
 NELSON 3670                   3   4  0    28       SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
 MALICE 3210                   5   7  1    27       WICKED DESTINY (440)
 SETZER GABBIANI 3485          6   3  1    26       THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
 FLECHA 3225                   4   8  0    26       VUELTA PELETON (421)
 NURNLING 3661                 4   2  0    26       KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
 JUGGERNAUT 3294               2   4  0    26       KNOCKAROUND KNIGHTS (452)
 PABLO LASTRAS 3622            5   4  0    25       VUELTA PELETON (421)
-XERXES 3569                   4   2  1    25       THE INQUISITION (479)
 ANGEL EDO 3662                4   3  1    25       VUELTA PELETON (421)
 PLACID 3114                   2  10  1    25       WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)
 CLONE MISHAP 3708             2   2  0    25       FAULTY PREMISES (436)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHINA 3201                    6   5  0    23       CAT FIGHT (439)
-CALIS 3476                    5   3  2    23       CRIMSON EAGLES (389)
 ABLAER BLYTH 3657             4   3  0    23       GURTARG'S AXES (447)
 OTTO 3128                     3   9  0    22       SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
 NO 3359                       5   2  0    21       NOPE (460)
 HE HATE ME 3291               5   6  0    21       KNOCKAROUND KNIGHTS (452)
 BLACK ORPHEUS 3709            3   1  0    21       DARK TOADZ (430)
 MAX FACTOR 3690               2   1  0    19       CORPS (346)
 APU 3125                      2   9  0    19       SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
-MEDEJA 3643                   1   1  0    19       PAIN AND SORROW (481)
-ORBIT ESPN HAMMER 3527        3   3  0    18       QATAR HAMMERZ (476)
 RIOT ACT 3477                 2   1  0    18       INSIGNIFICANCE (414)
 DEEP FLESH WOUND 3723         2   1  0    17       LUROCIANS XI (462)
 DREIDHEN SMACK 3717           1   3  0    17       THE DREIHDENS (433)
-FROGGYENUFF4NO1 3651          1   2  0    16       WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
 ABNER 3746                    1   0  0    15       STYLISTS (422)
 CRACKED BONE 3724             2   1  1    14       LUROCIANS XI (462)
-ZIDANE TRIBAL 3194            1   1  0    12       THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
 NOT POSSIBLE 3718             1   2  0    12       NOPE (460)
-MAXIMUS 3567                  3   1  1    11       THE INQUISITION (479)
 HERPES III 3715               2   1  0    11       STDS (450)
 NANCY 3629                    2   1  0    11       CAT FIGHT (439)
 DUBAWNT 3691                  1   2  0    11       CAT FIGHT (439)
 PUCKER UP 3292                2   2  0     9       KNOCKAROUND KNIGHTS (452)
-CYAN GARAMONDE 3195           2   0  0     9       THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-IVORY 3656                    1   1  0     8       W.O.W. (458)
-FREAKZILLA 3639               0   2  0     8       PAIN AND SORROW (481)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRASH HOLLY 3719              1   0  0     7       W.O.W. (458)
-STEVIE RAY 3679               1   2  0     6       W.O.W. (458)
 PRISSY PANTS 3713             1   3  0     6       LUROCIANS XI (462)
-DANCING FOOL 3385             0   2  0     6       PARTY GEEKS (431)
 SIGARD 3748                   1   0  0     5       EINHERJAR IV (454)
-ISANDEL 3252                  1   2  0     5       HORROR ENCLAVE (444)
-KYLL HAMRR 3250               1   2  0     5       HORROR ENCLAVE (444)
-SUM1GIVEMEANAME 3649          1   1  0     4       WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
 FAT PUNK 3721                 1   1  0     4       PARTY GEEKS (431)
-CAIT SITH 3196                1   1  0     4       THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-I'M JUST A GIRL 3650          0   3  0     3       WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
-LUNA VACHON 3655              0   3  0     3       W.O.W. (458)
-THRYNDEL 3253                 0   3  0     3       HORROR ENCLAVE (444)
-LOCKE COLE 3486               0   2  0     3       THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
 BOLVERK 3733                  0   2  0     2       EINHERJAR IV (454)
 KOKANEE 3730                  0   1  0     1       CAT FIGHT (439)
-CORNICHE HAMMER 3637          0   1  0     1       QATAR HAMMERZ (476)
-HYPER MART HAMMER 3676        0   1  0     1       QATAR HAMMERZ (476)
-TOBIN RAZE 3737               0   1  0     1       HORROR ENCLAVE (444)
-HARD ROCK HAMMER 3638         0   1  0     1       QATAR HAMMERZ (476)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ALEJANDRO PENA 3178    9  3 0 1988 DODGERS 435      STREET SWEEPER 2980   264         
TOONCES 3364           6  3 0 ARENA FELINES 461     TARAPYN 3088          261         
CHANNA THE DANCER 24   0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          BIGGO 3212            264 NONE    
DREIHDEN RIPPER 3716   1  3 0 THE DREIHDENS 433     STENRO BLACKBROWS 20  264 NONE    
DREIHDEN LUNGER 3739   1  1 0 THE DREIHDENS 433     CRACKED BONE 3724     264         
DREIHDEN SLASHER 3169  5  5 0 THE DREIHDENS 433     BOBBY 3440            262 JUST REV
INGVAR 3674            3  4 0 EINHERJAR IV 454      CHANNA THE DANCER 24  264 NONE    
0-1 AND DEAD 3736      0  2 0 LUROCIANS XI 462      STONE GOLEM 26        264 NONE    
@AMP; 3727             1  2 0 SUPERIOR FORCES Z 467 STONE GOLEM 26        264 NONE    
SNBSPI 3675            1  3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES Z 467 GANGLARE 3324         261         
PEST 3117              6  5 0 WIMPS OF CARNAGE 423  DACIRYAS 3514         263         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pelak Ten Zorn -- Yup.  You should read about me, there's a book written about one of
my teammates that I'm in...and I'm definitely a guy. -- Songbird

Wimpy -- I would thank you but none of your recent losses have come to me, so you
have only been helping my competition.  So for that you will get no thanks. --
Salazar Slytherin

Tilean -- Perhaps a winning record for you is not out of the realm of possibility.
But you will need more fights like our latter match. -- Draco Malfoy

Syr-Davan -- You put up much more of a fight that time, not that the outcome was any
different. -- Tom Riddle

Woss -- You are a has been while I am the future! -- Lord Voldemort

Hanval the Claw -- Fortunately you hit with the medium shield and not the battle axe.
It made a big difference. -- Vincent Crabbe

Homer -- You Springfield chaps are making me look good, keep it up! -- Gregory Goyle

Demon Duo -- Was just going over some personals in Stormcrowe and grew a full beard
on how you were going to Stormcrowe and how you had unfinished business in Daiyla
Kiv.  I was just wondering what business do you have in Daiyla Kiv other than getting
your butts handed to you week in and week out.  If I had any complaints in this world
of Alastari it would be to many wanna be bad duded who talk to much, maybe just maybe
if you concentrated more on your warriors than that of how many personal ads you send
in like I said maybe your records will show up better in black and white.  So I know
that this will probably tick you two off but who cares and let's not forget about Don
King or what ever your name is once again who cares, my team isn't that great in 74
and I do have better things to do than do what everyone else in 74 are doing and that
is whooping your butts, so if you want to fight me bring it because we have all heard
you sing it and sing it and sing it.  And I am pretty sure I have my alliance mates
of the Vendetta Cartel backing me up, so put your pens away, and bring your weapons.
-- Youngblood, manager of Wensinwasin and Lieutenant of The Vendetta Cartel, Sergeant
of The Crimson Ascension Alliance

Bobby -- Maybe you'll be more prepared this time. -- Dreihden Plunger

Novices -- Next time...pull your backup before you start swinging.  Those bladed
weapons hurt when they parry your punches. -- Dreihden TP

Tom Riddle -- For those skills, I will hand over the throne with the greatest of
relief. -- Syr-Davan

Alejandro Pena -- Littering, always littering.  Everyone does it, and then complains
because everyone else is doing it.  Bah. -- Street Sweeper

Hisser -- Were you not training skills, or were you just not LEARNING skills? --
Donstan

Gonorrhoea -- That's got to be a sign of carelessness on your part. -- Pelak ten Zorn

Draco Malfoy -- Fewer sneers in the waiting area before the fight, and you might find
your opponents less hostile. -- Tilaen tyl Sanh
P.S.  Such as calling me "chap."  You might want to get your eyes examined.

Kalkin -- Your suggestion was returned without comment, which probably means, "No."
Maybe later, but definitely not now. -- Olinda

All -- I just wanted thank my armorer and his staff for helping me be the top WS last
turn.  I don't think I'll stay #1 so I better thank him now. -- Durany

Orel -- Next time I am going to charge you for that teaching session. -- Durany

Krimpatul -- It only took 3 challenges but we finally defeated you. -- Malice

Durbatuluk -- I hated losing that fight but it was one heck of a battle. -- Jadow

All -- For those that care, Biggo is going to the DA this turn.  For all his losses I
thought for sure I'd get a BF out of him 13(1)-5(1)-15-17-15-10-11 BA learned just
over 1 skill per fight.  What a waste of a 17 WT. -- Bum

Santiago -- Me learn good!  Not kill 'til able to beat over-fast teammates.... -- I.
Orc

Dunder -- Dang, that's frustrating.  First time I put a defensive tactic into my "if
challenged" strat and all it does is wear me out for you. -- Kages Fault

Glaerikim -- Wow, that was a good one. -- Ultra Endeavor

Ingvar -- I'll bet that didn't go as you pictured it.... -- Krazy Kat

PS Virgin Q -- How else was I to find out what you were learning??  If you have a
less painful method don't keep it a secret!

Kalkin -- It seems everyone is running; maybe you should think of doing the same
thing so that you don't get hurt too bad.  Things are going to get ugly real quick
now. -- Fahkry

Suicide -- I think it's time to turn it up one more level on these freaks, let them
know what the Demon Duo is all about for real.  I also think maybe it's time for that
Morning Star to go down.  He is just a little too high up there for me. -- Fahkry

Sushi-Q -- Pleasssssse, you got lucky last time, and I don't run from no one.  Bring
it, don't sing it. -- Snake Bite

Kalkin -- You not only suck, but your whole team sucks.  You will never be worthy
enough to compete with the Demon Duo.  You are lucky we let you still fight in this
arena.  We'll still be here anyway because what you are doing is far from fighting.
-- Demon Duo

Ageless Wonder -- Don't run now; you don't need to go to DM 72.  You need to learn to
fight them warriors first so that they don't get killed.  Ha, ha, ha, ha. -- Fahkry

Sugar in your tank Daddy oops I mean Sugar Daddy -- What happen you run too, well
hell I don't blame ya if I was fighting like you I would run too. -- Fahkry

UpInYa -- I got one question.  Does it hurt? -- Fahkry

Lord Voldemort -- I will challenge as soon as I am able...and I will infect you this
time around! -- Syphillus

Green Cobras -- Since you keep challenging my stable and interfering with my plans...
from this point on I will avoid you like the low down snakes that you are.  Please
stay in this arena; once this contest is over I would like to downchallenge on the
snake pit. -- Syphillus and the Guild!

Cracked Bone -- Come on, fella...you must do more damage than that to bring me down.
Better pick on someone else for a change?  Good luck to you.  Bet you thought that I
was a TP?? -- Herpes III

Talat -- I will deal with you later, old boy.  Right now I have other goals.  See you
around...I mean...I will have to look way below myself to see you soon, in fact will
have to look down to see you and the others of your stable!!!  Off my back, Stan!!!
-- Will Soon Be...UpInYa

Nekkid Chick -- Sorry you couldn't cut the mustard...left you to lick the jar
though!!! -- Drips

Huge Abs -- Not to pick on your style or anything...I'm going to give the rest of the
AB's a taste of my blade as well.  Was happy to see that you tapped out early...
that's the only way you would have survived!!! -- HIV #3

Glaciation Guild -- Hope you are able to rejoin us once you have your situation
worked out? -- UpInYa

W.O.W. -- How many times will it take before you start to listen to others when they
give you tips on how to build/create your gladiators???  Man...just fold up and leave
this nice city or you'll get yours once this contest is over.  For now I would like
to see how I can finish in the rankings.  As for you...you'll finish below everyone!
Have fun while you fail...Heeeeeheeeeehhhhhheeee! -- UpInYa

All -- Looks as though everyone is enjoying themselves and having a good time...
well...everyone but, GREEN COBRAS AND W.O.W. that is!!! -- UpInYa!!!

Driehden TP -- Foot in my mouth???  More like a sword in YOUR guts!  How many others
have sent you desperate in the first minute?  See you on the sands. -- Mourning Star

Vincent Crabbe  -- I knew if there was a chance with my luck I'd get matched against
you so I tried to get creative if I went desperate.  Unfortunately "almost" don't get
you anything in our line of work. -- Glaerikim

Young Blood -- I like talking trash to loser like you.  Just because you lose and
bend over to kiss your butt good bye, I refuse to, especially when I know I'm a
winner.  You just wish you could be a part of the Demon Duo teams so that you can be
a winner too, and not have to wonder how we can talk trash win or lose.

Tony Tavler -- You're just a little too high for me right now, but we will dance on
the sands again soon. -- Snake Bite

Young Blood -- I beat I'm Just A Girl down because I'm good like that.  Tarapyn got
lucky, but you see I run scared from no one any time you feel the need to come see
me. -- Snake Face

Syphillus -- You're a punk just like your manager.  Your manager don't like the Demon
Duo talking trash because we do it now matter whether we win or lose.  Well I can't
help he has a complex about losing and people shut him up.  Maybe he just has too
many people, UpInYa. -- Fahkry

Syphillus -- Well, you have run up against another one of the Demon Duo team and
lost.  When will you freaks ever learn you can't beat this team. -- Talat

Prissy Pants -- Nice try but not good enough for a snake. -- Snake Face

Virgin Queen -- How did you like that pounding. -- Python

Donstan -- Not bad at all.  You are a worthy warrior. -- Hisser

Negatory -- Good fightin; maybe I'll get you next time. -- Snake Bite

Mamut The Shaman -- Get your butt back in here so I can kick it some more.  I'm
getting tired of just beating up on your flunky, UpInYa. -- Fahkry

Sushi-Q -- You can't beat the Demon Duo or anyone on the team.  Hell you can't even
get up high enough in points to be challenged.

10 May 2003
To All -- Fellow managers, I humbly request your help.  My team (Ex Oblivione) was
started in Monuntial (DM 34) back in '92.  They were active for seven months.  I have
lost all early traces of them.  If any of you can help with copies of relevant
newsletters or, if you fought one of my warriors, copies of the fights, I would
greatly appreciate it.  I only have one of my original warriors left from the early
team now active in DM 60.  You can diplo me with any info here in the wonderful city
of Aradi.  Thank you in advance. -- Enigma, manager Ex Oblivione

15 May 2003
Assurnasirbanipal invites all to use his computerized warrior management tool.  The
program is the most extensive management tool ever created.  It was meant to run on a
PALM OS PDA, but will run (emulated) on a PC or MAC.  You can get this program on the
web at: http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir

27 May 2003
A note to everyone regarding manager names and manager lists -- If you're running a
team incognito, all you have to do is let me know and I won't put your name on any
manager lists.  It has seemed though, that more people want their names listed, even
if they do not announce themselves, than the other way around.  Also, I do maintain
the list more or less by hand and errors do creep in.  You have but to say I've made
an error and no one will be the wiser (except thee and me, of course). -- The Saint,
keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INGVAR was dealt death by CHANNA THE DANCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIGGO butchered CHANNA THE DANCER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DREIHDEN RIPPER was murdered by STENRO BLACKBROWS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
0-1 AND DEAD was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
@AMP; was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a monotonous 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DREIHDEN PLUNGER devastated BOBBY in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
<COOKIE JONES> was viciously subdued by GANGLARE in a 5 minute Bloodfeud match.
ALEJANDRO PENA was easily killed by STREET SWEEPER in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
<ERASER> unbelievably bested ADALIUS in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
STAN THE MAN was overpowered by SYR-DAVAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CRAZY LARRY overpowered KIRK GIBSON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SONGBIRD devastated PELAK TEN ZORN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DUNDERHEAD was savagely defeated by FATHER WILLIAM in a 3 minute Challenge match.
ABLAER BLYTH was overcome by NOWAY in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
GONORRHOEA was overpowered by MICKEY HATCHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
AULDRYMBREI overpowered LORD VOLDEMORT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MOURNING STAR was overpowered by DREIHDEN TP in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PABLO LASTRAS was overpowered by SYPHILLUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KINSLAYER savagely defeated ERIK in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge conflict.
PEACIES was beaten by FONZ in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DRACO MALFOY lost to DURANY in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
KAGES FAULT was overcome by GREGORY GOYLE in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
HIV#3 was handily defeated by ULTRA ENDEAVOR in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
FRANKIE THE FISH demolished <FOLGER'S CRYSTALS> in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
<CORUSCATOR> was vanquished by THRAKATULUK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
IRONHAND ORC was vanquished by WOSS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUMMER demolished SNAKE BITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HOFDING WARG unbelievably bested GLAERIKIM in a popular 4 minute Challenge fray.
PLACID was viciously subdued by JADOW in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
ANGEL EDO lost to NEKKID CHICK in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
KRAZY KAT overpowered DONSTAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JAY HOWELL overpowered OTTO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SNAKE FACE defeated BART SIMPSON in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
VIRGIN QUEEN savagely defeated NO in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge fray.
HE HATE ME was viciously subdued by ROO in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
HERPES III was demolished by PYTHON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NOT POSSIBLE outlasted APU in a 9 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge fray.
DEEP FLESH WOUND handily defeated BOLVERK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
PUCKER UP was overpowered by GIMBATUL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DREIDHEN SMACK was beaten by SANTIAGO in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
CANON vanquished TILAEN TYL SANH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VINCENT CRABBE demolished HANVAL THE CLAW in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TONY TAVLER unbelievably bested OREL HERSHISER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
GONIF was vanquished by TARAPYN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HUGE ABS was devastated by PUTZ in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SLOPPY DRUNK was handily defeated by GROUND POUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LOUD DRUNK was overpowered by NEGATORY in a 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
DRIPS vanquished HISSER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
TALAT was savagely defeated by DURBATULUK in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
OSCAR SEVILLA was demolished by HOMER SIMPSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRIP overpowered STREET SWEEPER in a 6 minute gory one-sided battle.
KRIMPATUL beat BLACK ORPHEUS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
MALICE was handily defeated by SUSHI-Q in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FLECHA was subdued by NURNLING in a 4 minute battle.
SLUT devastated MAX FACTOR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SETZER GABBIANI subdued PRISSY PANTS in a popular 3 minute master vs. amateur battle.
JUGGERNAUT overpowered CHINA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NELSON overpowered DUBAWNT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
CLONE MISHAP devastated DASHO THE CLAWS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NEVER AGAIN overpowered NANCY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
RIOT ACT demolished FAT PUNK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CRACKED BONE delivered the death blow upon DREIHDEN LUNGER in a 3 minute fight.
KOKANEE lost to SIGARD in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
ABNER overpowered SHAMELESS BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         TOTAL PARRY       89 -  67 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         STRIKING ATTACK  177 - 147 - 12      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         AIMED BLOW        48 -  47 -  2      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         LUNGING ATTACK   140 - 140 - 11      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   73 -  80 -  4      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  58 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         PARRY-STRIKE      37 -  49 -  3      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     38 -  54 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-LUNGE       43 -  62 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    78 - 119 -  8      40  |

Turn 264 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  7         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 11     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  5         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 13     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MICKEY HATCHER 3356         9   3  0   94 1988 DODGERS (435)
AIMED BLOW       VINCENT CRABBE 3498        10   2  1   90 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
LUNGING ATTACK   AULDRYMBREI 3264           10   2  0   86 GURTARG'S AXES (447)
TOTAL PARRY      <ERASER> 3425               9   2  0   80 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ULTRA ENDEAVOR 3187         8   4  0   74 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
PARRY-LUNGE      DREIHDEN PLUNGER 3344       8   4  1   69 THE DREIHDENS (433)
STRIKING ATTACK  TARAPYN 3088               12   5  1   66 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
WALL OF STEEL    DURANY 3213                10   2  1   61 WICKED DESTINY (440)
PARRY-STRIKE     TONY TAVLER 3226           10   2  1   60 VUELTA PELETON (421)
BASHING ATTACK   SONGBIRD 3153               8   4  0   58 DARK TOADZ (430)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SYR-DAVAN 3053.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GANGLARE 3324.  The ten other most popular fighters were VIRGIN QUEEN 3681, 
ADALIUS 3513, KINSLAYER 3421, BLACK ORPHEUS 3709, FATHER WILLIAM 3155, DRACO MALFOY 
3500, DREIHDEN LUNGER 3739, GLAERIKIM 3515, OREL HERSHISER 3180, and SETZER GABBIANI 
3485.

The least popular fighter this week was NOT POSSIBLE 3718.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were @AMP; 3727, FAT PUNK 3721, DUBAWNT 3691, CHINA 3201, PRISSY 
PANTS 3713, OSCAR SEVILLA 3106, TALAT 3352, LOUD DRUNK 3554, SLOPPY DRUNK 3306, and 
GONIF 3404.