DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/07/2003 Duedate: 08/20/2003
DAIYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-269
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TOM RIDDLE
SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
(74-3501) [14-2-1,156]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TOM RIDDLE ROBERT E. LEE
SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474) THE SOUTH (483)
(74-3501) [14-2-1,156] (74-3743) [2-2-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SYR-DAVAN SUMMER
SAND DANCERS (251) FORCE OF FIVE (470)
(74-3053) [17-21-2,74] (74-3617) [8-6-1,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
1988 DODGERS (435)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FORCE OF FIVE (470) 39
2. SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467) 37 LAME ALLIANCES (455)
3. THE DREIHDENS (433) 28 Unchartered Team
4. DARK TOADZ (430) 27
5. VUELTA PELETON (421) 25 THE SOUTH (483)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LAME ALLIANCES (455) 12 4 1 75.0 1/ 1 1988 DODGERS (435) 10 5 0
2/ 2 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474) 56 27 4 67.5 2/ 4 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467) 9 3 0
3/ 4 1988 DODGERS (435) 54 32 1 62.8 3/ 2 DARK TOADZ (430) 9 6 0
4/ 5 DARK TOADZ (430) 52 33 0 61.2 4/15 THE DREIHDENS (433) 8 6 0
5/ 6 CORPS (346) 323 217 17 59.8 5/12 SAND DANCERS (251) 8 7 0
6/ 7 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467) 46 31 1 59.7 6/ 6 VUELTA PELETON (421) 8 7 0
7/ 8 FORCE OF FIVE (470) 50 38 2 56.8 7/ 7 PARTY GEEKS (431) 7 5 0
8/ 9 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457) 39 32 1 54.9 8/ 3 STDS (450) 7 6 0
9/10 WICKED DESTINY (440) 42 39 4 51.9 9/ 5 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474) 7 8 1
10/11 STDS (450) 43 41 1 51.2 10/13 FORCE OF FIVE (470) 7 8 0
11/18 THE FINAL FANTASY (437) 12 12 1 50.0 11/18 CORPS (346) 6 3 1
12/ 3*THE SOUTH (483) 2 2 0 50.0 12/11 SPRINGFIELD USA (425) 6 9 0
13/19 THE DREIHDENS (433) 43 44 1 49.4 13/ 9 EINHERJAR IV (454) 6 9 0
14/13 EINHERJAR IV (454) 42 44 4 48.8 14/19 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457) 4 5 0
15/15 PARTY GEEKS (431) 33 35 2 48.5 15- 8*BROKEN SPIRITS II (484) 4 6 1
16-16 NOPE (460) 28 30 2 48.3 16/14 WICKED DESTINY (440) 4 6 1
17/17 SAND DANCERS (251) 604 649 27 48.2 17/22 LAME ALLIANCES (455) 3 0 0
18/14 WENSINWASIN SYNDIC (418) 37 40 6 48.1 18-20 NOPE (460) 3 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-20 CRIMSON EAGLES (389) 29 32 3 47.5 19-16 FAULTY PREMISES (436) 3 7 0
20-21*BROKEN SPIRITS II (484) 7 8 1 46.7 20/21 LUROCIANS XI (462) 3 7 0
21/22 VUELTA PELETON (421) 41 49 2 45.6 21/29 THE FINAL FANTASY (437) 2 1 0
22-24 FAULTY PREMISES (436) 34 44 2 43.6 22-25 WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423) 2 2 0
23/23 LUROCIANS XI (462) 35 46 2 43.2 23-10 CAT FIGHT (439) 2 3 0
24-25 WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423) 32 46 1 41.0 24/30*HORROR ENCLAVE (444) 2 6 0
25-27 CAT FIGHT (439) 24 36 0 40.0 25-26*GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434) 1 0 0
26/26 SPRINGFIELD USA (425) 33 51 1 39.3 26-28 TC'S ARE US (456) 1 0 0
27-28 KNOCKAROUND KNIGHT (452) 22 34 2 39.3 27-23 KNOCKAROUND KNIGHT (452) 1 1 0
28-29 TC'S ARE US (456) 5 8 1 38.5 28/27*THE SOUTH (483) 1 1 0
29-30*GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434) 8 14 0 36.4 29/24 WENSINWASIN SYNDIC (418) 1 5 0
30/31*HORROR ENCLAVE (444) 4 26 0 13.3 30-31 CRIMSON EAGLES (389) 0 2 0
31/ 0*CARNIVOROUS SHEEP (487) 0 1 0 0.0 31/ 0*CARNIVOROUS SHEEP (487) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Finally back where I belong, lording it over all you lesser warriors. I plan to stay
here racking up the MVP points until I graduate. Hopefully a few turns as Duelmaster
will give me more then enough to make up for losing out on a few by graduating before
the contest ends.
Well, I am going to keep this short since Salazar is under the weather and he doesn't
have much energy to continue writing down oh so important ramblings.
Tom Riddle
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out DAIYLA KIV to
see what's new. THE DREIHDENS had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got
a 4-1-0 and wound up as 4th team! One team deserves special mention 'cause they
moved up 1 after going 4-1-0. Keep it up, DARK TOADZ! MVP award for <FOLGER'S
CRYSTALS>? SUPERIOR FORCES ZC's proud of him after beating VINCENT CRABBE and
getting 25 points. Talk about yer big time losers! VINCENT CRABBE got smashed by
<FOLGER'S CRYSTALS>, and lost 19 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just
cause he's Number One! GANGLARE knows this. He was TV challenged by the Duelmaster.
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think TOM RIDDLE should let
GANGLARE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy
that said DAIYLA KIV's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Crystal Wheel? Don't
look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. FORCE OF FIVE
was DAIYLA KIV's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some
deep dark secret why HORROR ENCLAVE's been avoiding FORCE OF FIVE so much? Or is it
just that they're too scared? Like, is DONSTAN popular, or what? He was challenged
the most in all of DAIYLA KIV! He's got a 9-24-0, is that good? Speaking of
challenging 29 points above did you hear about OREL HERSHISER of 1988 DODGERS vs.
LAME ALLIANCES' FONZ? (And how was that intro!) What did OREL HERSHISER expect,
anyway! Of course FONZ won. Next time stick to people you have a chance against,
dummy! I'm not so sure NELSON knew all the facts when he challenged PELAK TEN ZORN
of SAND DANCERS. I saw NELSON stumbling and dribbling at The Crystal Wheel last
week... NELSON lost to PELAK TEN ZORN, but he got 1 points. PELAK TEN ZORN won, and
got 3 points. I don't get it.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOM RIDDLE 3501 14 2 1 156 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEATH STRIKE 3368 9 3 0 123 LUROCIANS XI (462)
FONZ 3332 12 4 1 116 LAME ALLIANCES (455)
MICKEY HATCHER 3356 13 4 0 114 1988 DODGERS (435)
<FOLGER'S CRYSTALS> 3524 10 6 1 103 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
-ULTRA ENDEAVOR 3187 11 5 0 95 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
FRANKIE THE FISH 3489 12 5 0 93 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
SONGBIRD 3153 12 5 0 92 DARK TOADZ (430)
GANGLARE 3324 11 6 2 92 EINHERJAR IV (454)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
<COOKIE JONES> 3422 13 3 0 90 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
FATHER WILLIAM 3155 12 4 0 90 DARK TOADZ (430)
STAN THE MAN 3556 10 5 0 88 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
DREIHDEN TP 3166 14 3 0 84 THE DREIHDENS (433)
CANON 2679 14 11 0 83 CORPS (346)
LORD VOLDEMORT 3499 11 6 1 81 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
VINCENT CRABBE 3498 13 4 1 79 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
<ERASER> 3425 11 5 0 78 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
OREL HERSHISER 3180 8 8 0 78 1988 DODGERS (435)
JAY HOWELL 3177 9 7 0 77 1988 DODGERS (435)
THRAKATULUK 3343 8 7 0 77 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
SYR-DAVAN 3053 17 21 2 74 SAND DANCERS (251)
SYPHILLUS 3280 10 7 0 74 STDS (450)
TONY TAVLER 3226 12 5 1 73 VUELTA PELETON (421)
DURANY 3213 12 4 1 73 WICKED DESTINY (440)
DREIHDEN PLUNGER 3344 10 7 1 69 THE DREIHDENS (433)
DRACO MALFOY 3500 10 6 1 68 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TILAEN TYL SANH 3098 11 13 0 66 SAND DANCERS (251)
<CORUSCATOR> 3424 9 7 0 66 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
SUMMER 3617 8 6 1 66 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
VIRGIN QUEEN 3681 8 3 0 66 DARK TOADZ (430)
KIRK GIBSON 3230 11 6 1 62 1988 DODGERS (435)
SANTIAGO 3654 10 2 0 62 DARK TOADZ (430)
DRIPS 3541 9 5 0 60 STDS (450)
-NOVICES 3334 5 8 1 60 TC'S ARE US (456)
HOFDING WARG 3469 13 4 0 58 EINHERJAR IV (454)
-HIV#3 3518 8 8 1 57 STDS (450)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TARAPYN 3088 13 8 1 56 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
PELAK TEN ZORN 3062 12 20 0 56 SAND DANCERS (251)
LOUD DRUNK 3554 10 4 1 55 PARTY GEEKS (431)
GONORRHOEA 3283 9 8 0 55 STDS (450)
OTTO 3128 6 11 0 55 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
-PUTZ 3116 7 8 0 54 WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)
DURBATULUK 3367 8 7 0 53 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
JADOW 3214 9 7 0 52 WICKED DESTINY (440)
-PUCKER UP 3292 5 2 0 52 KNOCKAROUND KNIGHTS (452)
DONSTAN 3061 9 24 0 51 SAND DANCERS (251)
NURNLING 3661 7 4 0 51 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
BART SIMPSON 3126 8 9 0 49 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
GREGORY GOYLE 3497 8 9 0 49 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
SETZER GABBIANI 3485 8 6 1 48 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-ROO 3209 7 7 0 48 CRIMSON EAGLES (389)
-NEGATORY 3361 5 5 1 48 NOPE (460)
KINSLAYER 3421 9 7 0 47 WICKED DESTINY (440)
-GONIF 3404 8 7 0 47 WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)
-CHINA 3201 8 6 0 47 CAT FIGHT (439)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLOPPY DRUNK 3306 8 8 0 46 PARTY GEEKS (431)
NEKKID CHICK 3307 7 9 0 46 PARTY GEEKS (431)
-DUNDERHEAD 3403 7 8 0 45 WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)
-SLUT 3491 5 9 0 45 CAT FIGHT (439)
IKER FLORES 3761 4 0 0 45 VUELTA PELETON (421)
-BIGGO 3517 5 3 1 43 CRIMSON EAGLES (389)
ANGEL EDO 3662 7 5 1 42 VUELTA PELETON (421)
-IRONHAND ORC 3190 6 10 2 41 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
-NANCY 3629 5 1 0 41 CAT FIGHT (439)
-KRIMPATUL 3473 7 4 0 40 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
-KAGES FAULT 3189 6 10 0 40 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
-NO 3359 7 3 0 37 NOPE (460)
MALICE 3210 7 9 1 35 WICKED DESTINY (440)
-CLONE MISHAP 3708 3 5 0 35 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
-ERIK 3223 10 4 0 34 CRIMSON EAGLES (389)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PLACID 3114 4 11 1 33 WIMPS OF CARNAGE (423)
-KRAZY KAT 3550 5 9 0 32 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
MAX FACTOR 3690 4 2 0 32 CORPS (346)
-GIMBATUL 3392 6 5 1 31 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
BLACK ORPHEUS 3709 6 3 0 31 DARK TOADZ (430)
-HERPES III 3715 5 2 0 29 STDS (450)
NELSON 3670 5 7 0 28 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
-GULF HELI HAMMER 3526 4 2 0 28 QATAR HAMMERZ (476)
RICK DEMPSEY 3750 4 1 0 28 1988 DODGERS (435)
APU 3125 3 13 0 28 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
-SUSHI-Q 3293 5 10 1 27 KNOCKAROUND KNIGHTS (452)
PRISSY PANTS 3713 4 5 0 26 LUROCIANS XI (462)
DREIHDEN TAG 3759 3 2 0 26 THE DREIHDENS (433)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CALIS 3476 5 3 2 23 CRIMSON EAGLES (389)
FAT PUNK 3721 3 4 0 23 PARTY GEEKS (431)
PINKERTON 3735 2 0 1 23 CORPS (346)
-NEVER AGAIN 3685 4 2 0 22 NOPE (460)
IN THE PIT! 3792 2 0 0 22 EINHERJAR IV (454)
-DEEP FLESH WOUND 3723 4 3 0 21 LUROCIANS XI (462)
ROBERT E. LEE 3743 2 2 0 21 THE SOUTH (483)
DREIHDEN OBTUSE 3758 4 1 0 19 THE DREIHDENS (433)
-ORBIT ESPN HAMMER 3527 3 3 0 18 QATAR HAMMERZ (476)
-IRON MAIDEN 3317 2 1 0 17 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434)
-LORD TAYLOR 3731 1 0 0 17 CORPS (346)
-URIA 3756 2 1 1 16 BROKEN SPIRITS II (484)
-DUBAWNT 3691 2 4 0 16 CAT FIGHT (439)
-NOT POSSIBLE 3718 3 3 0 15 NOPE (460)
ABE SIMPSON 3764 1 3 0 15 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
-UZZIEL 3757 2 1 0 14 BROKEN SPIRITS II (484)
BISHOP 3765 1 2 1 14 WICKED DESTINY (440)
-FROGGYENUFF4NO1 3651 1 3 0 13 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
-ICE TITAN 3318 3 2 0 12 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434)
-RAGING PYROTHAG 3320 1 3 0 12 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434)
-ZIDANE TRIBAL 3194 1 1 0 12 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
I'M JUST A GIRL 3650 2 4 1 11 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
TSIRELL 3793 2 0 0 11 SAND DANCERS (251)
DREIHDEN BLOOD 3800 1 0 0 11 THE DREIHDENS (433)
-CYAN GARAMONDE 3195 2 0 0 9 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-HAIL HAMMER 3747 1 3 0 8 HORROR ENCLAVE (444)
SIGARD 3748 1 5 0 8 EINHERJAR IV (454)
-DELKEN 3753 2 1 0 7 BROKEN SPIRITS II (484)
-KOKANEE 3730 1 3 0 6 CAT FIGHT (439)
-ALISIS URSUICIDE 3745 1 1 0 6 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
-ISANDEL 3252 1 3 0 6 HORROR ENCLAVE (444)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DANCING FOOL 3385 0 2 0 6 PARTY GEEKS (431)
-BELTOG 3754 1 2 0 5 BROKEN SPIRITS II (484)
GADRIEN 3790 1 1 0 5 HORROR ENCLAVE (444)
GERBIL ASSASSIN 3775 0 1 0 5 LUROCIANS XI (462)
-SUM1GIVEMEANAME 3649 1 1 0 4 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
DIXIE 3787 1 1 0 4 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
-CAIT SITH 3196 1 1 0 4 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-THRYNDEL 3253 0 4 0 4 HORROR ENCLAVE (444)
-ALCIADRA 3755 0 3 0 3 BROKEN SPIRITS II (484)
-LOCKE COLE 3486 0 2 0 3 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
PAIN AND SIMPLE 3789 0 2 0 2 HORROR ENCLAVE (444)
THE TICK 3788 0 2 0 2 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
-CORNICHE HAMMER 3637 0 1 0 1 QATAR HAMMERZ (476)
-HYPER MART HAMMER 3676 0 1 0 1 QATAR HAMMERZ (476)
-HARD ROCK HAMMER 3638 0 1 0 1 QATAR HAMMERZ (476)
HORNY HORROR 3798 0 1 0 1 CARNIVOROUS SHEEP (487)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
UTGARD-LOKI 3752 1 4 0 EINHERJAR IV 454 KOLAS STONEATER 18 269 NONE
CRAZY LARRY 3439 9 6 0 FORCE OF FIVE 470 TOM RIDDLE 3501 267
THE CHAD 3774 0 1 0 FORCE OF FIVE 470 URIA 3756 267 REVENGED
TOBIN RAZE 3737 0 2 0 HORROR ENCLAVE 444 I'M JUST A GIRL 3650 266
CRACKED BONE 3724 2 6 1 LUROCIANS XI 462 ARENAMASTER DERNAL 23 269 NONE
NOWAY 3672 4 3 1 NOPE 460 SUSHI-Q 3293 266
HOMER SIMPSON 3124 8 5 1 SPRINGFIELD USA 425 LOUD DRUNK 3554 265 REVENGED
DARIO GADEO 3763 2 2 0 VUELTA PELETON 421 DARINHASS THE FIRS 27 269 NONE
CARLOS TORRENT 3781 0 3 0 VUELTA PELETON 421 STONE GOLEM 26 269 NONE
OSCAR SEVILLA 3106 6 7 0 VUELTA PELETON 421 DRACO MALFOY 3500 265 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Krazy Kat -- It may serve you better to fight in the dark...that's where Kats have
better vision...heeee heeeee heeeee. -- Syphillus
Folger's Crystals -- You are much stronger than you actually taste. -- HIV#3!!!
Black Orpheus -- Black as in Dark Arena pal...haaaa.haaa.haa. Just kidding, stick
around and maybe I'll give you another shot? -- Drips
Dreihden tag -- What!!! Devastated by little ol me? Haa! Herpes III...you are now
infected!
Nurnlign -- Good fight pal! Should have thrown in the towel in the first minute!!!
Your manager will learn who to challenge and who not to!!! -- Gonorrhoea the
infector!!!
All -- HOW MANY FIGHTS DO WE HAVE UNTIL THIS "WAR" IS OVER??? -- STDS!
All -- For a rookie manager...I'm not doing too bad...what do you think? -- Upinya--
STDS
Cookie Jones -- Too much sugar. Made me sick to my stomach. -- Syr-Davan
Jay Howell -- At least I made you work for that one. -- Tilaen tyl Sanh
Clone Mishap -- I like a man who pays attention and learns from his betters, even if
he is a Dwarf. -- Donstan
China -- Sheesh, you get the win AND four skills? I been robbed! -- Pelak ten Zorn
P.S. I suppose it's a style thing, isn't it? Darn.
Gadrien -- How about if we don't meet again out here on the sands? In return for
which, I'd be glad to buy you a drink. -- Tsirell
Why was I most challenged? What did I DO? -- Pelak
Kalkin -- Got your letter, but haven't had time to put together a response yet.
Besides, there's a link missing in my diplo system, and I'd have to (shudder) load
the drivers on my new printer so I can use it. I really don't feel like doing that
tonight.... -- Olinda
18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more. Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance: The Firm. We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more. If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
--* The Firm *--
Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1
26 July 2003
Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen. While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak. It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women. Now the masks are
coming off.
Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid. After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II. Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare. Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges! Assassinations! Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle. However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another. Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed. Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged. Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.
The Frothingslosh Syndicate
29 July 2003
* * * *The Third Annual Turf War* * * *
Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war! TW3 will be held in DM 47
(North Fork) at a date to be specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible
Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon! Here
are the rules:
1. Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance. The leader
will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the
alliance he/she is leading.
2. Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader,
donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by
snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or
snail.
3. Each team may declare one warrior as champion. All points scored by a champ are
double!
4. Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot
grows with entry donations--this list is not final!)
* Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half
of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs.
* The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA
monsters for a period of 6 months.
* The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick
the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament.
* The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster
named after him for a period of 6 months.
* The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of
picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War.
* The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of
one of their warriors.
* The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense
for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account).
* The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors
for a period of 6 months.
* The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5
turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account).
* The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of
roll-up certs from the prize pot.
There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be
divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot.
The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the
11th turn.
Scoring will be as follows:
* 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met:
-- Two Alliance -- Champion
-- Challenge -- Two Champions
-- Bloodfeud -- Challenger losing
-- Kill
(Note: DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!! Ex: Happy
Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost. If he wins, his team scores 60
points! If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!)
Use the following chart to calculate scores:
Conditions Met: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Points Per Fight: 5 10 20 40 80 160 320 640
* Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also. Find the total
number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph
below. Champs that score an award or style master count as two.
1 -- 5 7 -- 320
2 -- 10 8 -- 640
3 -- 20 9 -- 1280
4 -- 40 10 -- 2560
5 -- 80 11 -- 5280
6 -- 100 (x2 for each extra)
Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team,
*AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior!
* Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period.
* TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points
will be x10. TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more.
Number of TV/TC's Points Scored (TV/TC)
1 50/ 500
2 100/1000
3 200/2000
4 400/4000
+ x2/ x2 (for each extra)
Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to
the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers.
Come one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your
own!
Asmo Dius, TCB
Arenas, DM 47, DM 73
1 August 2003
Assurnasirbanipal invites you to Talcama to participate in the third BATTLE
ROYAL contest. It is a Delarquan contest so brutal that even some of Talcama's most
notable managers will refuse to participate. The rules are simpler than any other
contest: You may not avoid any other contest team. There are no silly rules for who
can and can't compete. Any team in Talcama is eligible to compete. The scoring is
also quite simple (+1 for a win, +1 for a kill (+1 for the win), -1 for a loss) and
the first team to reach 25 points is the winner.
Scoring will be live--the results for the turn posted in the newsletter. The
winner will be able to fight their contest team in Talcama for free for 6 months but
more importantly will win a contest against some of the best managers who play the
game in one of the hardest contests in the game.
First turn for BATTLE ROYAL 3 is Talcama Turn 465, which is due August 30.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CRACKED BONE was butchered by ARENAMASTER DERNAL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARIO GADEO was slaughtered by DARINHASS THE FIRST in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
UTGARD-LOKI was murdered by KOLAS STONEATER in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
CARLOS TORRENT was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena contest.
ANGEL EDO was overpowered by DRACO MALFOY in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
APU was devastated by LOUD DRUNK in a 1 minute gory uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
TOM RIDDLE devastated GANGLARE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
OREL HERSHISER was handily defeated by FONZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
<COOKIE JONES> won victory over CANON in a 3 minute expert's Challenge duel.
IKER FLORES luckily beat NEKKID CHICK in a action packed 7 minute gory Challenge duel.
<FOLGER'S CRYSTALS> overpowered VINCENT CRABBE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
DREIHDEN TP beat THRAKATULUK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
JAY HOWELL subdued SYR-DAVAN in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
DREIHDEN PLUNGER was devastated by SONGBIRD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DRIPS was devastated by STAN THE MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TONY TAVLER handily defeated GONORRHOEA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JADOW devastated BLACK ORPHEUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MALICE was overpowered by SETZER GABBIANI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
OTTO devastated DONSTAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUMMER savagely defeated HOFDING WARG in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge bout.
NELSON was overpowered by PELAK TEN ZORN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SIGARD was devastated by FAT PUNK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DIXIE was vanquished by IN THE PIT! in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BISHOP was overcome by PRISSY PANTS in a 3 minute beginner vs. master Challenge duel.
ABE SIMPSON was defeated by MAX FACTOR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
<ERASER> was viciously subdued by FRANKIE THE FISH in a 4 minute veteran's match.
MICKEY HATCHER overpowered LORD VOLDEMORT in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
FATHER WILLIAM viciously subdued DURANY in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's fray.
KIRK GIBSON was beaten by SYPHILLUS in a 2 minute expert's competition.
BART SIMPSON was overpowered by TILAEN TYL SANH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DURBATULUK lost to SANTIAGO in a 1 minute fray.
TARAPYN was overpowered by <CORUSCATOR> in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KINSLAYER overpowered STREET SWEEPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GREGORY GOYLE was beaten by NURNLING in a 6 minute bout.
SLOPPY DRUNK was handily defeated by VIRGIN QUEEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ROBERT E. LEE was luckily beaten by RICK DEMPSEY in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
DREIHDEN OBTUSE outwaited PAIN AND SIMPLE in a dull 8 minute bout.
DREIHDEN TAG overpowered I'M JUST A GIRL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PINKERTON handily defeated GERBIL ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory uneven match.
TSIRELL beat THE TICK in a 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
GADRIEN outlasted HORNY HORROR in a tiresome 9 minute gory beginner's competition.
DREIHDEN BLOOD subdued SHAMELESS BEGGAR in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 AIMED BLOW 41 - 32 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 75 - 64 - 0 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 SLASHING ATTACK 55 - 52 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 37 - 35 - 3 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 121 - 116 - 6 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 LUNGING ATTACK 111 - 113 - 4 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 25 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 34 - 40 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 36 - 44 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 78 - 4 33 |
Turn 269 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 9 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK TOM RIDDLE 3501 14 2 1 156 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
SLASHING ATTACK FONZ 3332 12 4 1 116 LAME ALLIANCES (455)
BASHING ATTACK SONGBIRD 3153 12 5 0 92 DARK TOADZ (430)
LUNGING ATTACK GANGLARE 3324 11 6 2 92 EINHERJAR IV (454)
TOTAL PARRY <COOKIE JONES> 3422 13 3 0 90 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
AIMED BLOW VINCENT CRABBE 3498 13 4 1 79 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
PARRY-LUNGE SYPHILLUS 3280 10 7 0 74 STDS (450)
PARRY-STRIKE TONY TAVLER 3226 12 5 1 73 VUELTA PELETON (421)
WALL OF STEEL DURANY 3213 12 4 1 73 WICKED DESTINY (440)
PARRY-RIPOSTE NURNLING 3661 7 4 0 51 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SYR-DAVAN 3053. The most popular warrior this turn
was SUMMER 3617. The ten other most popular fighters were FRANKIE THE FISH 3489,
NEKKID CHICK 3307, THRAKATULUK 3343, ROBERT E. LEE 3743, CANON 2679, DREIHDEN TP
3166, JAY HOWELL 3177, BISHOP 3765, FATHER WILLIAM 3155, and KIRK GIBSON 3230.
The least popular fighter this week was DREIHDEN OBTUSE 3758. The other ten least
popular fighters were GADRIEN 3790, HORNY HORROR 3798, NURNLING 3661, I'M JUST A GIRL
3650, GREGORY GOYLE 3497, TARAPYN 3088, DURBATULUK 3367, BART SIMPSON 3126, ABE
SIMPSON 3764, and DIXIE 3787.