DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/18/2003 Duedate: 10/01/2003
DAIYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-272
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MICKEY HATCHER
1988 DODGERS (435)
(74-3356) [16-4-0,148]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MICKEY HATCHER BOB MAN
1988 DODGERS (435) WILL'S PLACE (73)
(74-3356) [16-4-0,148] (74-350) [1-1-0,32]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SYR-DAVAN JAY HOWELL
SAND DANCERS (251) 1988 DODGERS (435)
(74-3053) [19-22-2,85] (74-3177) [11-8-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474) 74
2. 1988 DODGERS (435) 38 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
3. WICKED DESTINY (440) 33 Unchartered Team
4. DARK TOADZ (430) 29
5. NOPE (460) 28 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 LAME ALLIANCES (455) 14 4 1 77.8 1/ 2 VUELTA PELETON (421) 10 5 0
2/ 2 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474) 63 35 5 64.3 2/ 4 1988 DODGERS (435) 10 5 0
3/ 3 1988 DODGERS (435) 64 37 1 63.4 3/ 3 DARK TOADZ (430) 9 6 0
4/ 4 DARK TOADZ (430) 61 39 0 61.0 4/10 WICKED DESTINY (440) 8 7 0
5/ 5 CORPS (346) 328 218 18 60.1 5/13 EINHERJAR IV (454) 7 3 0
6- 7*THE WILLBURYS 74 (406) 7 5 2 58.3 6/ 1 FORCE OF FIVE (470) 7 6 2
7- 8 ARENA FELINES (461) 29 21 0 58.0 7/14 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474) 7 8 1
8/ 6 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467) 51 38 1 57.3 8/ 6 SAND DANCERS (251) 7 8 0
9/ 9 FORCE OF FIVE (470) 57 44 4 56.4 9/ 8 PARTY GEEKS (431) 6 6 0
10-10 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457) 41 33 1 55.4 10/ 9 STDS (450) 6 8 1
11-11 REVELATIONS (400) 45 38 7 54.2 11-11*THE WILLBURYS 74 (406) 5 0 2
12/13 WICKED DESTINY (440) 50 46 4 52.1 12/12 CORPS (346) 5 1 1
13/14 EINHERJAR IV (454) 49 47 4 51.0 13/21 NOPE (460) 5 3 0
14/12 STDS (450) 49 49 2 50.0 14/ 7 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467) 5 7 0
15/20 NOPE (460) 33 33 2 50.0 15/18 FAULTY PREMISES (436) 5 10 0
16/17 PARTY GEEKS (431) 39 41 2 48.8 16/ 5 THE DREIHDENS (433) 4 8 1
17/19 VUELTA PELETON (421) 51 54 2 48.6 17-15 SPRINGFIELD USA (425) 3 7 0
18/18 SAND DANCERS (251) 611 657 27 48.2 18-16 LAME ALLIANCES (455) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/15 THE FINAL FANTASY (437) 13 14 1 48.1 19-17 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457) 2 1 0
20/16 THE DREIHDENS (433) 47 52 2 47.5 20-20 REVELATIONS (400) 2 2 0
21-21 WENSINWASIN SYNDIC (418) 37 41 6 47.4 21/25 CAT FIGHT (439) 2 6 0
22/ 0 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247) 139 190 10 42.2 22/ 0*GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434) 1 0 0
23/23 FAULTY PREMISES (436) 39 54 2 41.9 23/23*CARNIVOROUS SHEEP (487) 1 2 0
24-24*THE SOUTH (483) 2 3 0 40.0 24/19 THE FINAL FANTASY (437) 1 2 0
25/ 0*GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434) 9 14 0 39.1 25/ 0 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247) 1 3 0
26-26 SPRINGFIELD USA (425) 36 58 1 38.3 26-27*THE SOUTH (483) 0 1 0
27/25 CAT FIGHT (439) 26 42 0 38.2 27/ 0*WILL'S PLACE (73) 0 1 0
28/ 0*WILL'S PLACE (73) 1 2 0 33.3 28-28 ARENA FELINES (461) 0 1 0
29/27*CARNIVOROUS SHEEP (487) 1 3 0 25.0 29-26 WENSINWASIN SYNDIC (418) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
The first stylemaster contest has been decided! Congratulations to Tom Riddle for
graduating this turn and winning the striker stylemaster! I know there are a lot of
disappointed strikers out there, but there are still nine contests left to win! The
basher contest joins the ranks of the parry-strike contest with only two living
entries. Talk about bloodthirsty! A big thanks goes out to Vuelta Peleton for
actually announcing entry into the Wall of Steel contest a few turns ago! Garfield
returned to the sands this turn and Darth Declawed was put back on the slasher list.
If any other manager returns and doesn't see their warrior's name, let me know so I
can put it back in. Any questions? Email me at: TigToad@qwest.net. Good luck to
all! -- TigToad
Aimed Blow (4)
*Vincent Crabbe S. Slytherin 3498 64
Virgin Queen TigToad 3681 62
Kinslayer Bum 3421 44
Kokanee Lance Turbo 3730 7
Basher (2)
Songbird TigToad 3153 72
Ironhand Orc Slaughter Priest 3190 42
Lunger (14)
Father William TigToad 3155 107
Jay Howell Zalgor Prigg 3177 90
-Ganglare Skullagrim 3324 87
Gonorrhoea Upinya 3283 80
Lord Voldemort S. Slytherin 3499 73
Draco Malfoy S. Slytherin 3500 68
-Durbatuluk Jack Wolfspider 3367 66
Jadow Bum 3214 59
Sloppy Drunk Berylstar 3306 48
Kages Fault Slaughter Priest 3189 42
Nelson Street Legal 3670 38
Otto Street Legal 3128 35
-Gimbatul Jack Wolfspider 3392 31
-Zidane Tribal Kefka 3194 12
Parry-Lunge (5)
Syphillus Upinya 3280 86
Dreihden Plunger Dreihdenflahg 3344 70
Nekkid Chick Berylstar 3307 53
Negatory Nope Manager 3361 32
Black Orpheus TigToad 3709 32
Parry-Riposte (4)
Ultra Endeavor Slaughter Priest 3187 98
Setzer Gabbiani Kefka 3485 46
-Nurnling Jack Wolfspider 3661 45
Apu Street Legal 3125 38
Parry-Strike (2)
Tony Tavler Dr. Mabuse 3226 82
Kirk Gibson Zalgor Prigg 3230 69
Slasher (8)
*Mickey Hatcher Zalgor Prigg 3356 140
-Thrakatuluk Jack Wolfspider 3343 86
Krazy Kat Abarsis 3550 65
Santiago TigToad 3654 52
Darth Declawed Garfield 3420 46
Slut Lance Turbo 3491 41
-Deep Flesh Wound The Greek Guy 3723 21
-Cyan Garamonde Kefka 3195 9
Total Parry (8)
<Eraser> Manager 3425 88
<Cookies Jones> Manager 3422 84
-Hofding Warg Skullagrim 3469 71
Gregory Goyle S. Slytherin 3497 56
-Krimpatul Jack Wolfspider 3473 40
-No Nope Manager 3359 37
-Prissy Pants The Greek Guy 3713 26
-Cait Sith Kefka 3196 4
Wall of Steel (4)
Durany Bum 3213 101
China Lance Turbo 3201 44
Aitor Kintana Dr. Mabuse 3801 9
-Dancing Fool Berylstar 3385 6
* Indicates first of style to become DM.
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept
the stable of THE DREIHDENS. Note their drop in the rankings from 5th to 16th.
Watch out!!! Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive
observation?) as EINHERJAR IV can attest... Say what you will about blind luck and
dirty fighting, but NOPE will tell you 33-33-2 is nothing to laugh at... Practice
pays for VINCENT CRABBE, who pummelled <COOKIE JONES>, to pocket 26 points. Win
some, lose some. Speaking of which, DRACO MALFOY was winsome, after beating BLUN
ZIGOR and seeing her lose 19 points. A certain someone saw FONZ at The Crystal Wheel
with the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne. What a pathetic
slob! In DAIYLA KIV, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a
new Duelmaster, MICKEY HATCHER. So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable
walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
And how sociable are DAIYLA KIV's warriors? Come, let us see. Like the noble
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of STDS, alone and
unchallenged. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of FAULTY PREMISES,
so did that sorry team shy from STDS Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and
TSIRELL is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't SAND DANCERS proud! LORD
VOLDEMORT challenged ULTRA ENDEAVOR! Who says SLYTHERIN HOUSE are just a bunch of
wimps! LORD VOLDEMORT of SLYTHERIN HOUSE kept his wits as he beat ULTRA ENDEAVOR.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Those who owe TOM RIDDLE of SLYTHERIN HOUSE money and had written him off, take note:
he'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!! AND he'S MAD!!! MARHAN HAMHAND in the Dark Arena
wasn't enough for FRANKIE THE FISH of FORCE OF FIVE. Maybe that certain serving
girl(?) at The Crystal Wheel will be! Citizens of DAIYLA KIV, be sure to settle your
debts with AGAVE of ROOT OF ALL EVIL. He's relocating to the Dark Arena and has
other things on his mind! Those who owe CANON of CORPS money and had written him
off, take note: he'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!! AND he'S MAD!!! Questions are
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain
tavern in DAIYLA KIV would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in DAIYLA KIV is the highlight of my life. More
important duties call me. Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MICKEY HATCHER 3356 16 4 0 148 1988 DODGERS (435)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FATHER WILLIAM 3155 15 4 0 117 DARK TOADZ (430)
DURANY 3213 15 4 1 108 WICKED DESTINY (440)
<FOLGER'S CRYSTALS> 3524 12 7 1 108 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
LORD VOLDEMORT 3499 12 8 1 100 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
FRANKIE THE FISH 3489 14 6 2 99 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
SUMMER 3617 10 7 1 99 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
JAY HOWELL 3177 11 8 0 98 1988 DODGERS (435)
ANGEL EDO 3662 10 5 1 91 VUELTA PELETON (421)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VINCENT CRABBE 3498 14 6 1 90 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
OREL HERSHISER 3180 9 10 0 90 1988 DODGERS (435)
DRACO MALFOY 3500 12 7 1 89 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
SYPHILLUS 3280 12 8 0 89 STDS (450)
CANON 2679 16 12 1 87 CORPS (346)
-THRAKATULUK 3343 9 7 0 86 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
JORU MANE 2299 20 23 2 85 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247)
SYR-DAVAN 3053 19 22 2 85 SAND DANCERS (251)
HOFDING WARG 3469 15 4 0 85 EINHERJAR IV (454)
SONGBIRD 3153 13 7 0 84 DARK TOADZ (430)
STAN THE MAN 3556 12 6 0 84 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
GANGLARE 3324 11 8 2 83 EINHERJAR IV (454)
TILAEN TYL SANH 3098 13 14 0 80 SAND DANCERS (251)
GONORRHOEA 3283 11 9 0 78 STDS (450)
ULTRA ENDEAVOR 3187 12 7 0 76 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
<COOKIE JONES> 3422 14 5 0 75 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
<ERASER> 3425 12 7 0 74 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
TONY TAVLER 3226 13 7 1 73 VUELTA PELETON (421)
<CORUSCATOR> 3424 10 9 0 72 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
JADOW 3214 11 8 0 70 WICKED DESTINY (440)
BLUN ZIGOR 2774 16 20 0 69 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DURBATULUK 3367 9 7 0 66 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
MAX FACTOR 3690 7 2 0 66 CORPS (346)
-DREIHDEN TAG 3759 5 2 1 66 THE DREIHDENS (433)
KIRK GIBSON 3230 12 8 1 65 1988 DODGERS (435)
IKER FLORES 3761 6 1 0 65 VUELTA PELETON (421)
-DOUBLE HOMICIDE 2990 7 3 0 64 REVELATIONS (400)
DREIHDEN PLUNGER 3344 11 9 1 63 THE DREIHDENS (433)
PELAK TEN ZORN 3062 12 23 0 59 SAND DANCERS (251)
LOUD DRUNK 3554 12 5 1 57 PARTY GEEKS (431)
SANTIAGO 3654 12 3 0 57 DARK TOADZ (430)
KRAZY KAT 3550 7 10 0 57 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TARAPYN 3088 13 8 1 56 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
DONSTAN 3061 10 26 0 56 SAND DANCERS (251)
NEKKID CHICK 3307 10 9 0 56 PARTY GEEKS (431)
VIRGIN QUEEN 3681 9 5 0 56 DARK TOADZ (430)
CHINA 3201 9 7 0 56 CAT FIGHT (439)
NANCY 3629 6 2 0 56 CAT FIGHT (439)
RICK DEMPSEY 3750 7 1 0 55 1988 DODGERS (435)
GREGORY GOYLE 3497 9 11 0 54 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
IRONHAND ORC 3190 7 12 2 52 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
-SLAP YOURSELF 2991 5 5 0 52 REVELATIONS (400)
CLONE MISHAP 3708 4 7 0 51 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
SLOPPY DRUNK 3306 8 11 0 49 PARTY GEEKS (431)
NO 3359 8 3 0 48 NOPE (460)
-CHILL FACTOR 2994 4 4 0 48 REVELATIONS (400)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IN THE PIT! 3792 4 0 0 47 EINHERJAR IV (454)
-DARTH DECLAWED 3420 7 3 0 46 ARENA FELINES (461)
NEGATORY 3361 6 6 1 46 NOPE (460)
KINSLAYER 3421 10 9 0 45 WICKED DESTINY (440)
SETZER GABBIANI 3485 9 8 1 45 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-NURNLING 3661 7 5 0 45 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
KAGES FAULT 3189 6 13 0 43 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
BLACK ORPHEUS 3709 8 4 0 40 DARK TOADZ (430)
-KRIMPATUL 3473 7 4 0 40 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
-NELSON 3670 6 8 0 38 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
-APU 3125 4 14 0 38 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
FAI TESTH 2805 7 14 0 37 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247)
-CAT STEVENS 3363 6 4 0 36 ARENA FELINES (461)
-OTTO 3128 6 13 0 35 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
-APOSTLE PAUL II 3054 4 0 0 35 REVELATIONS (400)
-SUPERSOL 2977 5 6 1 34 REVELATIONS (400)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOB MAN 350 1 1 0 32 WILL'S PLACE (73)
-GIMBATUL 3392 6 5 1 31 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR (457)
-SAND CAPPER 3362 5 5 0 30 ARENA FELINES (461)
FAT PUNK 3721 4 6 0 29 PARTY GEEKS (431)
-NOT POSSIBLE 3718 4 3 0 29 NOPE (460)
SLUT 3491 5 11 0 28 CAT FIGHT (439)
-FEROCIOUS FELINE 3366 5 5 0 28 ARENA FELINES (461)
RAGING PYROTHAG 3320 2 3 0 27 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434)
-HERPES III 3715 6 3 1 26 STDS (450)
DREIHDEN OBTUSE 3758 5 3 0 24 THE DREIHDENS (433)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PINKERTON 3735 2 0 1 23 CORPS (346)
NEVER AGAIN 3685 5 3 0 22 NOPE (460)
-ABE SIMPSON 3764 2 4 0 20 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
BISHOP 3765 2 4 1 19 WICKED DESTINY (440)
TSIRELL 3793 4 1 0 18 SAND DANCERS (251)
-D'ALLON 2982 3 1 0 18 THE WILLBURYS 74 (406)
GARIDO 3802 3 0 0 17 VUELTA PELETON (421)
-IRON MAIDEN 3317 2 1 0 17 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434)
-LORD TAYLOR 3731 1 0 0 17 CORPS (346)
-DUBAWNT 3691 2 4 0 16 CAT FIGHT (439)
-ROBERT E. LEE 3743 2 3 0 15 THE SOUTH (483)
SIGARD 3748 2 6 0 15 EINHERJAR IV (454)
-POP! 3003 1 0 1 14 THE WILLBURYS 74 (406)
-KRAKEL 3002 1 0 1 14 THE WILLBURYS 74 (406)
-FNB 3004 1 0 0 13 THE WILLBURYS 74 (406)
-FROGGYENUFF4NO1 3651 1 3 0 13 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
-ICE TITAN 3318 3 2 0 12 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (434)
-ZIDANE TRIBAL 3194 1 1 0 12 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-SNAP 3001 1 0 0 12 THE WILLBURYS 74 (406)
-STINKMONKEY 3778 1 1 0 11 NOPE (460)
-YALOOSH 348 0 1 0 11 WILL'S PLACE (73)
INGVAR VANIER 3804 2 0 0 9 EINHERJAR IV (454)
-CYAN GARAMONDE 3195 2 0 0 9 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
KOKANEE 3730 1 5 0 8 CAT FIGHT (439)
-THE TICK 3788 1 3 0 8 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
DREIHDEN BLOOD 3800 1 3 0 6 THE DREIHDENS (433)
-DIXIE 3787 1 3 0 6 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
-ALISIS URSUICIDE 3745 1 1 0 6 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
HORNY HORROR 3798 1 3 0 6 CARNIVOROUS SHEEP (487)
-DANCING FOOL 3385 0 2 0 6 PARTY GEEKS (431)
AITOR KINTANA 3801 1 2 0 5 VUELTA PELETON (421)
-SUM1GIVEMEANAME 3649 1 1 0 4 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT (418)
-CAIT SITH 3196 1 1 0 4 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VAN OWEN 3810 1 0 0 3 WICKED DESTINY (440)
-LOCKE COLE 3486 0 2 0 3 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-MAGGIE SIMPSON 3805 0 1 0 1 SPRINGFIELD USA (425)
TRICH 3807 0 1 0 1 STDS (450)
GENITAL WART 3808 0 1 0 1 STDS (450)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KOLAS STONEATER 18 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 TOM RIDDLE 3501 272 NONE
MARHAN HAMHAND 22 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 FRANKIE THE FISH 3489 272 NONE
DARINHASS THE FIRS 27 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 CANON 2679 272 NONE
DREIHDEN TP 3166 14 4 0 THE DREIHDENS 433 FRANKIE THE FISH 3489 270
AGAVE 2300 13 30 0 ROOT OF ALL EVIL 247 DARINHASS THE FIRS 27 272 NONE
BART SIMPSON 3126 8 10 0 SPRINGFIELD USA 425 DREIHDEN TAG 3759 270
I'M JUST A GIRL 3650 2 5 1 WENSINWASIN SYNDI 418 HERPES III 3715 271
PERSONAL ADS
Garfield -- Did you want me to re-enter your warriors into the contest now that
you've reactivated? Or are you just here to tourney time? -- TigToad
This is a disturbing trend, my last 5 turns I've gone 4-1, 1-4, 4-1, 1-4 and 4-1...
here's bucking the trend THIS turn.... -- TigToad
Ahem...ahem..."Songbird"...you fought like a slap jawed freak, a three toed Dwarf,
aaaaah...what a pleasure it has been infecting you. I think you should remove that
hauberk to lighten your fat arse up. -- Syphillus, STDS
Vincent Crabb -- "Soft Shell Crabb" -- bah! Should have sued my fist...the fight
would've lasted longer. You're very disappointing for a Crabb. -- Gonorrhoea
Wensinwasin Syndicat -- I think you can do the math on this..."Subtract (1) from you
stable." Don't bother with any bloodfeuds...Herpes will be resting up for (4) turns.
ahem...it gives me great pleasure to see one of your gladiators be sent on to the
next life, face down...how wonderful!!! Do the math: (-1) plus, Herpes (4) turns off
and what do you get?? Well you do the math! -- Upinya, STDS
Orel Hershiser -- Sir, you should take note of your team name and dodge more! -- Syr-
Davan
Krazy Kat -- Mantor, not the sand! You really ARE crazy, aren't you? -- Pelak ten
Zorn
Virgin Queen -- (hurt, innocent look) Was it something I said? -- Donstan
Father William -- It was when you stood on your head that I got really confused. --
Tilaen tyl Sanh
Fat Punk -- All things considered, you're faster off the mark than I expected. --
Tsirell
All -- I have lost all my arena information. Could anyone please help me with some
fighter styles? I would appreciate it. -- Skullagrim, Einherjar IV
19 August 2003
Citizens of Ghea (only the ignorant fail to note Lirith Kai is not in Alastari),
no new day is rising, but the sun is setting on just another beautiful evening.
While you were sleeping, an irksome rabble has entered the always fair Aruak City.
Of course they fought alongside our warriors, most not so treasured, as all
gladiators do. They drank with themselves, and slept with themselves. Whether they
had masks, who cares.
Warriors, don't be afraid. For years Aruak has been one of the safest cities in
Ghea, and that custom has been continually cultivated, and will continue to be by
those who have called it home for years and those who live, fight, and die by the
same ethics. There is no contest, nor has there ever needed to be one for many
years. A conflict of personalities has arisen, and the city has been 'invaded' by
pests.
Any rules that are annouced will be purely for the joy of the lemmings' own
little world. Those who are being targeted have no interest in participating except
to defend the integrity of an arena that is different from others. Whether you
choose to come to Aruak, do it for your own reasons, not theirs.
Competing in Aruak City has never been for the faint of heart or the weak willed.
Combat is combat, wherever you go. Blood will flow as always, and now many innocents
will be caught in the middle, but those who defend Aruak's traditions never target
those who bring respect of Aruaki customs with them to our home.
So ignore the private ranting announcement brought by the stuporous
Frothingsloshers. If you choose Aruak City, do not choose it for an unsanctioned and
bogus 'contest', choose it for the tradition. Choose it because Aruak is different.
Defenders of Aruak
25 August 2003
To any that care -- The CDC is back; our current roster is:
Malaquar -- Minion of Guardian
Pip the Troll -- Burly Enforcer Type
mouse -- Official Sneaky Bastard
Papa Bear -- Elder Statesmen
The Sealer says, "Hi, I'm the dealer."
Papa Bear says, "It's not my f****n fault."
Guardian -- Paper Figurehead
9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS! If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU! The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In. It's not too late for you to sign up. I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit. For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com. We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!
-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish
15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance. The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership. It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TOM RIDDLE viciously butchered KOLAS STONEATER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FRANKIE THE FISH murdered MARHAN HAMHAND in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
AGAVE was slaughtered by DARINHASS THE FIRST in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CANON assassinated DARINHASS THE FIRST in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
MAX FACTOR bested KRAZY KAT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
IKER FLORES luckily beat NANCY in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
DURANY overcame SUMMER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
GANGLARE was handily defeated by FATHER WILLIAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KIRK GIBSON lost to TILAEN TYL SANH in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
HOFDING WARG outwaited <ERASER> in a slow 25 minute Challenge fight.
LORD VOLDEMORT overpowered ULTRA ENDEAVOR in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JAY HOWELL savagely defeated SYR-DAVAN in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge match.
OREL HERSHISER viciously subdued TONY TAVLER in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
VINCENT CRABBE handily defeated <COOKIE JONES> in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
JADOW defeated VIRGIN QUEEN in a action packed 1 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
KAGES FAULT was beaten by NEKKID CHICK in a 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
RICK DEMPSEY bested DONSTAN in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHINA beat PELAK TEN ZORN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
IN THE PIT! overpowered SLUT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SIGARD was devastated by BLACK ORPHEUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
KOKANEE lost to GARIDO in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
AITOR KINTANA was viciously subdued by TSIRELL in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
STAN THE MAN was demolished by <FOLGER'S CRYSTALS> in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MICKEY HATCHER vanquished GONORRHOEA in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
JORU MANE was savagely defeated by ANGEL EDO in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
<CORUSCATOR> lost to SYPHILLUS in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
BLUN ZIGOR was handily defeated by DRACO MALFOY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DREIHDEN PLUNGER was vanquished by SONGBIRD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SANTIAGO overpowered FAT PUNK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KINSLAYER was defeated by IRONHAND ORC in a popular 2 minute gory veteran's match.
NO luckily beat SLOPPY DRUNK in a 2 minute gory bout.
SETZER GABBIANI slimly lost to LOUD DRUNK in a 2 minute bloody match.
GREGORY GOYLE was viciously subdued by CLONE MISHAP in a 4 minute fight.
DREIHDEN OBTUSE was demolished by NEGATORY in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided struggle.
FAI TESTH overpowered BOB MAN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
NEVER AGAIN subdued HORNY HORROR in a 4 minute duel.
BISHOP overpowered TURO JAGUARCLAW in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RAGING PYROTHAG beat DREIHDEN BLOOD in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur competition.
INGVAR VANIER beat TRICH in a 2 minute novice's fight.
GENITAL WART was outwaited by VAN OWEN in a monotonous 18 minute amateur's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 66 - 56 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 SLASHING ATTACK 49 - 43 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 19 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 31 - 2 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 LUNGING ATTACK 97 - 94 - 4 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 104 - 101 - 8 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 33 - 34 - 0 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 31 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 33 - 40 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 53 - 4 37 |
Turn 272 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 5 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 5 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK MICKEY HATCHER 3356 16 4 0 148 1988 DODGERS (435)
LUNGING ATTACK FATHER WILLIAM 3155 15 4 0 117 DARK TOADZ (430)
WALL OF STEEL DURANY 3213 15 4 1 108 WICKED DESTINY (440)
STRIKING ATTACK <FOLGER'S CRYSTALS> 3524 12 7 1 108 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
AIMED BLOW VINCENT CRABBE 3498 14 6 1 90 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
PARRY-LUNGE SYPHILLUS 3280 12 8 0 89 STDS (450)
TOTAL PARRY HOFDING WARG 3469 15 4 0 85 EINHERJAR IV (454)
BASHING ATTACK SONGBIRD 3153 13 7 0 84 DARK TOADZ (430)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ULTRA ENDEAVOR 3187 12 7 0 76 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
PARRY-STRIKE TONY TAVLER 3226 13 7 1 73 VUELTA PELETON (421)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SYR-DAVAN 3053. The most popular warrior this turn
was JAY HOWELL 3177. The ten other most popular fighters were TSIRELL 3793, NANCY
3629, CLONE MISHAP 3708, OREL HERSHISER 3180, DONSTAN 3061, IRONHAND ORC 3190, ANGEL
EDO 3662, SUMMER 3617, VINCENT CRABBE 3498, and JADOW 3214.
The least popular fighter this week was <ERASER> 3425. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOFDING WARG 3469, GENITAL WART 3808, VAN OWEN 3810, HORNY HORROR 3798,
BOB MAN 350, DREIHDEN OBTUSE 3758, GREGORY GOYLE 3497, FAT PUNK 3721, DREIHDEN
PLUNGER 3344, and BLUN ZIGOR 2774.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
MICKEY HATCHER (74-3356) 1988 DODGERS (435)
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
FONZ (74-3332) LAME ALLIANCES (455)
TOM RIDDLE (74-3501) SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXI
GATEWAY TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHARP 2739 (83-36-0) 4 3 0 CORPS
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SANYO 2838 (45-21-0) 2 3 0 CORPS
LOWLY WORM 56 (153-105-1) 1 4 0 SCARRY BEASTIES
PRIME EVIL MAN 2332 (107-27-0) 1 4 0 EVILUTION
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PATIENCE 1734 (63-43-0) 6 3 0 NO SURRENDER
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FLESH RIPPER 3375 (9-2-0) 6 3 0 LUROCIANS XI
GODIVA 2800 (17-5-0) 2 3 0 CORPS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
<COOKIE JONES> 3422 (11-3-0) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC
MICKEY HATCHER 3356 (11-4-0) 3 3 0 1988 DODGERS
LIVER SPOT 1958 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 FATALITY SIMS. INC.
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FONZ 3332 (10-4-1) 11 3 0 LAME ALLIANCES
DEATH STRIKE 3368 (9-3-0) 10 3 0 LUROCIANS XI
OREL HERSHISER 3180 (8-6-0) 8 3 0 1988 DODGERS
TOM RIDDLE 3501 (12-2-1) 8 3 0 SLYTHERIN HOUSE
DRACO MALFOY 3500 (9-5-1) 6 3 0 SLYTHERIN HOUSE
LORD VOLDEMORT 3499 (10-5-1) 5 3 0 SLYTHERIN HOUSE
<ERASER> 3425 (10-4-0) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC
GONORRHOEA 3283 (8-7-0) 4 3 0 STDS
GREGORY GOYLE 3497 (8-7-0) 4 3 0 SLYTHERIN HOUSE
DREIHDEN TP 3166 (13-2-0) 3 3 0 THE DREIHDENS
FATHER WILLIAM 3155 (10-4-0) 3 3 0 DARK TOADZ
NOVICES 3334 (5-8-1) 3 3 0 TC'S ARE US
ULTRA ENDEAVOR 3187 (10-5-0) 3 3 0 FAULTY PREMISES
DRUWEZ 3387 (2-5-0) 2 3 0 GLACIATION GUILD
IRONHAND ORC 3190 (6-9-2) 2 3 0 FAULTY PREMISES
JAY HOWELL 3177 (7-7-0) 2 3 0 1988 DODGERS
DRIPS 3541 (8-4-0) 1 3 0 STDS
DURANY 3213 (12-3-1) 1 3 0 WICKED DESTINY
HIV#3 3518 (8-7-1) 1 3 0 STDS
LOUD DRUNK 3554 (9-3-1) 1 3 0 PARTY GEEKS
NEKKID CHICK 3307 (6-8-0) 1 3 0 PARTY GEEKS
SLOPPY DRUNK 3306 (8-6-0) 1 3 0 PARTY GEEKS
SONGBIRD 3153 (11-4-0) 1 3 0 DARK TOADZ
STAN THE MAN 3556 (9-4-0) 1 3 0 FORCE OF FIVE
SYPHILLUS 3280 (8-7-0) 1 3 0 STDS
TARAPYN 3088 (13-7-1) 1 3 0 WENSINWASIN SYNDICAT
TONY TAVLER 3226 (11-4-1) 1 3 0 VUELTA PELETON
DREIHDEN PLUNGER 3344 (9-6-1) 1 4 0 THE DREIHDENS
KIRK GIBSON 3230 (10-5-1) 0 3 0 1988 DODGERS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NURNLING 3661 (6-3-0) 5 3 0 KNIGHTS OF MORDOR
NO 3359 (7-3-0) 3 3 0 NOPE
VIRGIN QUEEN 3681 (6-3-0) 3 3 0 DARK TOADZ
AYLA 3538 (1-2-0) 2 3 0 GLACIATION GUILD
MAX FACTOR 3690 (3-1-0) 2 3 0 CORPS
VINNAR 3537 (1-2-0) 1 3 0 GLACIATION GUILD
NEGATORY 3361 (5-5-1) 0 3 0 NOPE
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RAGING PYROTHAG 3320 (1-3-0) 16 2 0 GEMSTONE CREATIONS
PRISSY PANTS 3713 (3-4-0) 4 3 0 LUROCIANS XI
DEEP FLESH WOUND 3723 (4-2-0) 3 3 0 LUROCIANS XI
IRON MAIDEN 3317 (2-1-0) 3 3 0 GEMSTONE CREATIONS
NOT POSSIBLE 3718 (3-3-0) 2 4 0 NOPE
FAT PUNK 3721 (1-4-0) 1 3 0 PARTY GEEKS
DANCING FOOL 3385 (0-2-0) 0 3 0 PARTY GEEKS
HERPES III 3715 (4-2-0) 0 3 0 STDS
LARRY 2239 (1-0-0) 0 3 0 FATALITY SIMS. INC.
NOVICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
IKER FLORES 3761 (2-0-0) 8 3 0 VUELTA PELETON
RICK DEMPSEY 3750 (2-1-0) 3 3 0 1988 DODGERS
DREIHDEN OBTUSE 3758 (2-1-0) 2 3 0 THE DREIHDENS
DREIHDEN TAG 3759 (2-1-0) 2 3 0 THE DREIHDENS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHUCKY 3769 (0-0-0) 4 1 0 DEAD BIG COUNTRY II
BRUTUS 3768 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BIG COUNTRY II
LORD TAYLOR 3731 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 CORPS
THOLIE 3698 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 GLACIATION GUILD
BILLY JOEL 3770 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BIG COUNTRY II
BILLY BOB 3767 (0-0-0) 1 3 1 BIG COUNTRY II
GERBIL ASSASSIN 3775 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 LUROCIANS XI
PINKERTON 3735 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 CORPS
STINKMONKEY 3778 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 NOPE