DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/22/2004 Duedate: 02/04/2004
CHAVEZ RAVINE ARENA
DM-74 TURN-281
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CLONE MISHAP
FAULTY PREMISES (436)
(74-3708) [10-10-0,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CLONE MISHAP RIFF-RAFF
FAULTY PREMISES (436) RED STRIPE ALL-STARS (489)
(74-3708) [10-10-0,110] (74-3825) [4-1-0,43]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KIRK GIBSON DENNIS THE TREE
1988 DODGERS (435) FORCE OF FIVE (470)
(74-3230) [18-11-1,86] (74-3868) [1-1-0,13]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FAULTY PREMISES (436)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FORCE OF FIVE (470) 57
2. FAULTY PREMISES (436) 45 1988 DODGERS (435)
3. ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247) 25 Unchartered Team
4. RED STRIPE ALL-STARS (489) 24
5. SAND DANCERS (251) 18RED STRIPE ALL-STARS (489)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2*STORMTROOPERS (72) 17 9 1 65.4 1/ 3 FAULTY PREMISES (436) 10 4 1
2/ 3 1988 DODGERS (435) 90 52 1 63.4 2/ 2 1988 DODGERS (435) 7 4 0
3/ 4 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474) 83 52 6 61.5 3- 4*STORMTROOPERS (72) 6 4 0
4/ 7 FORCE OF FIVE (470) 82 55 13 59.9 4/ 5 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474) 5 3 0
5/ 5 CORPS (346) 340 234 19 59.2 5- 1 VUELTA PELETON (421) 5 4 2
6- 6 DARK TOADZ (430) 81 56 6 59.1 6/ 8*RED STRIPE ALL-STA (489) 5 5 0
7/ 1*RED STRIPE ALL-STA (489) 10 7 0 58.8 7/10 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247) 5 9 0
8- 8 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467) 65 48 1 57.5 8/14 FORCE OF FIVE (470) 4 4 0
9- 9 VUELTA PELETON (421) 71 73 4 49.3 9/ 9 PARTY GEEKS (431) 4 6 0
10/11 SAND DANCERS (251) 633 680 27 48.2 10- 7 THE DREIHDENS (433) 4 6 0
11-13 WICKED DESTINY (440) 60 67 5 47.2 11/ 6 SAND DANCERS (251) 4 11 0
12/14 PARTY GEEKS (431) 53 61 2 46.5 12-15 WICKED DESTINY (440) 2 2 0
13-16 THE DREIHDENS (433) 62 75 3 45.3 13-13 DARK TOADZ (430) 2 5 2
14/17 FAULTY PREMISES (436) 62 75 3 45.3 14/12 CORPS (346) 2 6 0
15/15 THE FINAL FANTASY (437) 16 20 1 44.4 15-16 TC'S ARE US (456) 1 0 0
16-18 TC'S ARE US (456) 6 8 1 42.9 16/17 THE FINAL FANTASY (437) 1 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
17/19 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247) 151 213 11 41.5 17-11 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to CHAVEZ RAVINE once again! Woof! VUELTA PELETON were a bunch of
dogs after FAULTY PREMISES got through with 'em! 5th ain't so sweet as 1st! Hmmmph!
I always thought SUPERIOR FORCES ZC was an over-rated team and they proved it with a
0-0-0! Ya gotta be quick on yer feet! Keep your elbow off the table! Thrust!
Block out the pain! FORCE OF FIVE is now ranked 8th with a 4-1-0 turn. Some people
say I ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble.
Well ROOT OF ALL EVIL moved up 3, to 7th. What's with JAH RULE? He actually beat
1988 DODGERS' TIM LEARY, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight. Major
screwup at 1988 DODGERS. KIRK GIBSON lost 23 points to MADAME U-TANA. Some new
strategies, perhaps? Maybe KIRK GIBSON will provide more easy wins... Try as he
might, PELAK TEN ZORN wasn't good enough at persuading JAY HOWELL to step down from
the Duelmaster's throne... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?
I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive,
STORMTROOPERS! Management must be dealin', as the boys at ROOT OF ALL EVIL ain't
reelin'! STORMTROOPERS' mad! What do people see in CLONE MISHAP? His 10-10-0?
FAULTY PREMISES ain't talkin', but he's got 110 points.
Warriors of CHAVEZ RAVINE unite. You have only your games to lose! How long
have I been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
CHAVEZ RAVINE is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Time
for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLONE MISHAP 3708 10 10 0 110 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DREIHDEN PLUNGER 3344 16 12 1 118 THE DREIHDENS (433)
-<ERASER> 3425 17 9 0 112 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
-DRACO MALFOY 3500 18 9 1 106 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
-ANGEL EDO 3662 15 8 3 98 VUELTA PELETON (421)
-TONY TAVLER 3226 17 11 1 97 VUELTA PELETON (421)
-<COOKIE JONES> 3422 19 7 0 92 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
-<CORUSCATOR> 3424 13 13 0 92 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (467)
-DREIHDEN TAG 3759 9 6 1 92 THE DREIHDENS (433)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KIRK GIBSON 3230 18 11 1 86 1988 DODGERS (435)
MAX FACTOR 3690 12 5 0 86 CORPS (346)
IRONHAND ORC 3190 11 17 2 86 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
TILAEN TYL SANH 3098 18 18 0 85 SAND DANCERS (251)
KAGES FAULT 3189 10 18 0 83 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
-LORD VOLDEMORT 3499 14 13 1 82 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
-NOVICES 3334 6 8 1 81 TC'S ARE US (456)
-GREGORY GOYLE 3497 14 14 0 80 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
LOUD DRUNK 3554 16 10 1 77 PARTY GEEKS (431)
KRAZY KAT 3550 10 16 1 76 FAULTY PREMISES (436)
PELAK TEN ZORN 3062 15 29 0 74 SAND DANCERS (251)
DONSTAN 3061 12 33 0 69 SAND DANCERS (251)
-JADOW 3214 15 12 0 68 WICKED DESTINY (440)
-IKER FLORES 3761 10 5 0 67 VUELTA PELETON (421)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAT PUNK 3721 11 8 0 66 PARTY GEEKS (431)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLACK ORPHEUS 3709 12 6 0 65 DARK TOADZ (430)
SETZER GABBIANI 3485 12 14 1 59 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORD TAYLOR 3731 6 2 0 48 CORPS (346)
TSIRELL 3793 10 4 0 46 SAND DANCERS (251)
RIFF-RAFF 3825 4 1 0 43 RED STRIPE ALL-STARS (489)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PANSY PARKINSON 3814 4 2 0 32 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
-TSALMOTH 3847 1 3 0 32 WICKED DESTINY (440)
JAH RULE 3824 1 1 0 30 RED STRIPE ALL-STARS (489)
THE TICK 3788 5 5 0 28 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
-KRAGO 344 5 1 0 28 STORMTROOPERS (72)
-SILVER MOON 1385 3 2 0 28 STORMTROOPERS (72)
-GARIDO 3802 7 4 0 25 VUELTA PELETON (421)
-LOENDAL 343 3 2 1 25 STORMTROOPERS (72)
PANAMA RED 3822 2 3 0 25 RED STRIPE ALL-STARS (489)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIM LEARY 3838 4 1 0 23 1988 DODGERS (435)
CHEN WYN MI 3821 3 4 0 23 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247)
SCARY MARY 3870 1 0 0 21 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
-DREIHDEN BUM 3806 4 4 1 19 THE DREIHDENS (433)
-CREATOR 345 4 1 0 17 STORMTROOPERS (72)
BEHRIN 3837 1 3 0 17 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247)
TAISHAKU 3843 2 3 0 15 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247)
SENGEN 3842 2 2 0 14 ROOT OF ALL EVIL (247)
STEVE SAX 3849 2 2 0 14 1988 DODGERS (435)
DENNIS THE TREE 3868 1 1 0 13 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
-ZIDANE TRIBAL 3194 1 1 0 12 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
MARY JANE 3826 2 1 0 11 RED STRIPE ALL-STARS (489)
-CYAN GARAMONDE 3195 2 0 0 9 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-BIG BRUTHA' 3840 1 2 0 8 STORMTROOPERS (72)
SUM OF ALL MEN 3869 1 0 0 7 FORCE OF FIVE (470)
-DANCING FOOL 3385 0 2 0 6 PARTY GEEKS (431)
RONSEVAN 3866 1 2 0 5 SAND DANCERS (251)
-CAIT SITH 3196 1 1 0 4 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
-LOCKE COLE 3486 0 2 0 3 THE FINAL FANTASY (437)
LUCIUS MALFOY 3882 0 1 0 1 SLYTHERIN HOUSE (474)
BOOM SHAKA 3884 0 1 0 1 RED STRIPE ALL-STARS (489)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
STUPID GIRL 3878 0 1 0 FORCE OF FIVE 470 CHANNA THE DANCER 24 281 NONE
NEKKID CHICK 3307 10 17 0 PARTY GEEKS 431 KRAZY KAT 3550 280
PERSONAL ADS
I didn't get the fights, so let's see what I can do without by way of personals....
Those e-newsletters can be a blessing! -- Olinda
It looks to me like we've either got a oh-fer turn or a 1-4, and I don't want to talk
about it. Not having the fights, I don't HAVE to talk about it.... -- Olinda, Sand
Dancers
10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)
The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries. No exceptions for any
reason.
The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight. For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg
10 January 2004
* * * Third Annual Turf War * * *
Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War! Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23). The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
So, get a team there and register! To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE. Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals. You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:
*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
(I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns. (I'll transfer
$7.50 to their manager's account.)
The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220. See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system! Direct
"declarations" to: A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
P.O. Box 339 #924385
Sparta, GA 31087-0339
By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
Bloody Sands!
Asmo Dius, TCB
16 January 2004
CHAOTIC WINDS
Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach. They
left nothing. In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean. The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other. A collision was eminent.
The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS. The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created. The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same. The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred. And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one. CHAOS was
born.
And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.
F E A R C H A O S I N C.
M A T R I X
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STUPID GIRL was dealt death by CHANNA THE DANCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAX FACTOR was devastated by CLONE MISHAP in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
KAGES FAULT demolished DONSTAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RIFF-RAFF was devastated by FAT PUNK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHEN WYN MI was demolished by TSIRELL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SENGEN won victory over RONSEVAN in a 2 minute brutal amateur's Challenge fight.
BEHRIN devastated STEVE SAX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
JAY HOWELL handily defeated PELAK TEN ZORN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
KIRK GIBSON lost to MADAME U-TANA in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
TILAEN TYL SANH won victory over LOUD DRUNK in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
IRONHAND ORC overpowered SETZER GABBIANI in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
KRAZY KAT demolished LORD TAYLOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TIM LEARY was handily defeated by JAH RULE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE TICK subdued PANAMA RED in a popular 1 minute brawl.
TAISHAKU handily defeated BOOM SHAKA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DENNIS THE TREE won victory over MARY JANE in a action packed 1 minute amateur's bout.
SCARY MARY handily defeated LALVO OF THE PEN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUM OF ALL MEN bested LUCIUS MALFOY in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 STRIKING ATTACK 66 - 46 - 16 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 29 - 21 - 1 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 16 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 24 - 21 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 75 - 71 - 6 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 35 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 40 - 6 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 27 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 29 - 0 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 33 - 0 38 |
Turn 281 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE KIRK GIBSON 3230 18 11 1 86 1988 DODGERS (435)
LUNGING ATTACK MAX FACTOR 3690 12 5 0 86 CORPS (346)
BASHING ATTACK LOUD DRUNK 3554 16 10 1 77 PARTY GEEKS (431)
STRIKING ATTACK FAT PUNK 3721 11 8 0 66 PARTY GEEKS (431)
AIMED BLOW TSIRELL 3793 10 4 0 46 SAND DANCERS (251)
SLASHING ATTACK RIFF-RAFF 3825 4 1 0 43 RED STRIPE ALL-STARS (489)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KIRK GIBSON 3230. The most popular warrior this
turn was DENNIS THE TREE 3868. The ten other most popular fighters were CLONE MISHAP
3708, SENGEN 3842, IRONHAND ORC 3190, SUM OF ALL MEN 3869, STUPID GIRL 3878, MAX
FACTOR 3690, KAGES FAULT 3189, BEHRIN 3837, THE TICK 3788, and SCARY MARY 3870.
The least popular fighter this week was MARY JANE 3826. The other ten least popular
fighters were TIM LEARY 3838, LORD TAYLOR 3731, SETZER GABBIANI 3485, PELAK TEN ZORN
3062, STEVE SAX 3849, CHEN WYN MI 3821, RIFF-RAFF 3825, LUCIUS MALFOY 3882, BOOM
SHAKA 3884, and KRAZY KAT 3550.
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
JAY HOWELL (74-3177) 1988 DODGERS (435)