DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/13/2014    Duedate: 11/26/2014

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM-74    TURN-547

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TAX MAIL-IN
I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
(74-4399) [23-2-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TAX MAIL-IN                    POSITION IS EMPTY
I HATE TOURNEYS (532)          
(74-4399) [23-2-0,121]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KORBIN TEN BARAN               KORBIN TEN BARAN
SAND DANCERS (251)             SAND DANCERS (251)
(74-4402) [13-27-2,103]        (74-4402) [13-27-2,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOMER'S PETS (520)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOMER'S PETS (520)          18
2. SAND DANCERS (251)          10      I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
3. I HATE TOURNEYS (532)        2      Unchartered Team
4. GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)       0
5. MEDAL OF HONOR (519)         0      SCARLET KNIGHTS (262)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)     62  15  1 80.5   1/ 1 HOMER'S PETS (520)        8  0 0
 2- 2 THE VENETIAN IV (530)     10   5  0 66.7   2/ 2 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)     7  2 1
 3- 3 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)      92  62  3 59.7   3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251)        7  8 0
 4/ 4 HOMER'S PETS (520)        44  36  2 55.0   4- 5 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)    1  0 0
 5- 5 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)    15  15  0 50.0   5- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)      1  3 0
 6/ 6 SAND DANCERS (251)       %1256 %1361 43 48.0   6- 6 THE VENETIAN IV (530)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DAYLA KIV brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see SNOWBALL V win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
KOGAN DJIAN beat BLOODGAMES and BLOODGAMES lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
TAX MAIL-IN challenged KORBIN TEN BARAN for DAYLA KIV's Title this turn, and guess 
what happened?  And if variety is the spice of life, DAYLA KIV may be getting bland, 
as TAX MAIL-IN stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  MEDAL 
OF HONOR, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was I HATE TOURNEYS.  Ha ha ha ha!  
KORBIN TEN BARAN was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was 
the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DAYLA KIV's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in DAYLA KIV to get a drink than The Crystal 
Wheel!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come 
this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAX MAIL-IN 4399             23   2  0   121       I HATE TOURNEYS (532)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402        13  27  2   103       SAND DANCERS (251)
-ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416         17  13  0   100       MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
-MAILER 4398                  11   1  0    96       I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
 SNOWBALL II 4356             10   3  0    92       HOMER'S PETS (520)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOWBALL V 4357               9   4  0    87       HOMER'S PETS (520)
-FTF 4396                     12   3  1    80       I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
-VEAL SORENTO 4385            10   5  0    78       THE VENETIAN IV (530)
 KOGAN DJIAN 4420             14  17  1    72       SAND DANCERS (251)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437         8  17  0    57       SAND DANCERS (251)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TERRY SEYMOUR 4284            7  10  0    55       MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
 RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427        10  19  0    54       SAND DANCERS (251)
-DUELMASTERS 3785              7   4  0    52       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
-JACK PENDELTON 4291          11   6  0    50       MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
 BLOODGAMES 4397               8   6  0    48       I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
-CIVILIZATION 3942             4   1  0    37       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 1 4470               4   3  1    31       MEDAL OF HONOR (519)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 $7.00 4417                    4   2  0    22       I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
-BRIDGE 3783                   2   2  0    22       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
-PINCHY 4499                   1   0  0    20       HOMER'S PETS (520)
-STUMPY 4500                   1   0  0    13       HOMER'S PETS (520)
-DUPLICATE BRIDGE 4475         1   1  0    11       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
 BAIKAL S'KREN 4501            0   2  0     2       SAND DANCERS (251)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GREELO DUFFUS 4368     10 42 0 SAND DANCERS 251     FTF 4396              545   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three, and the new guy lost, just like we expected--

They made me get off my horse.  How can you expect anyone to win fighting on the
GROUND? -- Baikal S'Kren

--And the new guy LOST because he couldn't adapt.  Bah. -- Korbin ten Baran

We congratulate the tourney victors from this summer's tourney:  Jack Pendleton,
Snowball II, and Granny Smith. -- Jorja and the Sand Dancers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TAX MAIL-IN bested KORBIN TEN BARAN in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
BLOODGAMES was demolished by KOGAN DJIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SNOWBALL V overpowered MADAME U-TANA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SNOWBALL II bested KOMAR THE PENNILESS in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
KULVAR TEN KOGAN devastated DIRTY RUFFIAN in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
RUVAN TEN ZHALEN overpowered STREET SWEEPER in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
$7.00 overpowered BAIKAL S'KREN in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        30 -  21 -  1      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 547 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TAX MAIL-IN 4399           23   2  0  121 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
AIMED BLOW       SNOWBALL II 4356           10   3  0   92 HOMER'S PETS (520)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLOODGAMES 4397             8   6  0   48 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402.  The ten other most popular fighters were KULVAR 
TEN KOGAN 4437, RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427, SNOWBALL V 4357, SNOWBALL II 4356, KOGAN DJIAN 
4420, $7.00 4417, TAX MAIL-IN 4399, BLOODGAMES 4397, BAIKAL S'KREN 4501, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BAIKAL S'KREN 4501.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLOODGAMES 4397, TAX MAIL-IN 4399, $7.00 4417, KOGAN DJIAN 
4420, SNOWBALL II 4356, SNOWBALL V 4357, RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427, KULVAR TEN KOGAN 
4437, KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402, and  0.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.