DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/13/2014 Duedate: 11/26/2014
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-547
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TAX MAIL-IN
I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
(74-4399) [23-2-0,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TAX MAIL-IN POSITION IS EMPTY
I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
(74-4399) [23-2-0,121]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KORBIN TEN BARAN KORBIN TEN BARAN
SAND DANCERS (251) SAND DANCERS (251)
(74-4402) [13-27-2,103] (74-4402) [13-27-2,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HOMER'S PETS (520)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HOMER'S PETS (520) 18
2. SAND DANCERS (251) 10 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
3. I HATE TOURNEYS (532) 2 Unchartered Team
4. GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486) 0
5. MEDAL OF HONOR (519) 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS (262)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 I HATE TOURNEYS (532) 62 15 1 80.5 1/ 1 HOMER'S PETS (520) 8 0 0
2- 2 THE VENETIAN IV (530) 10 5 0 66.7 2/ 2 I HATE TOURNEYS (532) 7 2 1
3- 3 MEDAL OF HONOR (519) 92 62 3 59.7 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251) 7 8 0
4/ 4 HOMER'S PETS (520) 44 36 2 55.0 4- 5 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486) 1 0 0
5- 5 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486) 15 15 0 50.0 5- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR (519) 1 3 0
6/ 6 SAND DANCERS (251) %1256 %1361 43 48.0 6- 6 THE VENETIAN IV (530) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
DAYLA KIV brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see SNOWBALL V win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
KOGAN DJIAN beat BLOODGAMES and BLOODGAMES lost 9 points. You're breakin' my heart.
TAX MAIL-IN challenged KORBIN TEN BARAN for DAYLA KIV's Title this turn, and guess
what happened? And if variety is the spice of life, DAYLA KIV may be getting bland,
as TAX MAIL-IN stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. MEDAL
OF HONOR, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.
Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was I HATE TOURNEYS. Ha ha ha ha!
KORBIN TEN BARAN was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was
the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DAYLA KIV's
morgue. More variety. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in DAYLA KIV to get a drink than The Crystal
Wheel! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come
this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAX MAIL-IN 4399 23 2 0 121 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402 13 27 2 103 SAND DANCERS (251)
-ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416 17 13 0 100 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
-MAILER 4398 11 1 0 96 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
SNOWBALL II 4356 10 3 0 92 HOMER'S PETS (520)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNOWBALL V 4357 9 4 0 87 HOMER'S PETS (520)
-FTF 4396 12 3 1 80 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
-VEAL SORENTO 4385 10 5 0 78 THE VENETIAN IV (530)
KOGAN DJIAN 4420 14 17 1 72 SAND DANCERS (251)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437 8 17 0 57 SAND DANCERS (251)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TERRY SEYMOUR 4284 7 10 0 55 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427 10 19 0 54 SAND DANCERS (251)
-DUELMASTERS 3785 7 4 0 52 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
-JACK PENDELTON 4291 11 6 0 50 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
BLOODGAMES 4397 8 6 0 48 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
-CIVILIZATION 3942 4 1 0 37 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SERGEANT 1 4470 4 3 1 31 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
$7.00 4417 4 2 0 22 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
-BRIDGE 3783 2 2 0 22 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
-PINCHY 4499 1 0 0 20 HOMER'S PETS (520)
-STUMPY 4500 1 0 0 13 HOMER'S PETS (520)
-DUPLICATE BRIDGE 4475 1 1 0 11 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
BAIKAL S'KREN 4501 0 2 0 2 SAND DANCERS (251)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GREELO DUFFUS 4368 10 42 0 SAND DANCERS 251 FTF 4396 545
PERSONAL ADS
Two-three, and the new guy lost, just like we expected--
They made me get off my horse. How can you expect anyone to win fighting on the
GROUND? -- Baikal S'Kren
--And the new guy LOST because he couldn't adapt. Bah. -- Korbin ten Baran
We congratulate the tourney victors from this summer's tourney: Jack Pendleton,
Snowball II, and Granny Smith. -- Jorja and the Sand Dancers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAX MAIL-IN bested KORBIN TEN BARAN in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
BLOODGAMES was demolished by KOGAN DJIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SNOWBALL V overpowered MADAME U-TANA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SNOWBALL II bested KOMAR THE PENNILESS in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
KULVAR TEN KOGAN devastated DIRTY RUFFIAN in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
RUVAN TEN ZHALEN overpowered STREET SWEEPER in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
$7.00 overpowered BAIKAL S'KREN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 30 - 21 - 1 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 547 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TAX MAIL-IN 4399 23 2 0 121 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
AIMED BLOW SNOWBALL II 4356 10 3 0 92 HOMER'S PETS (520)
SLASHING ATTACK BLOODGAMES 4397 8 6 0 48 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402. The most popular warrior
this turn was KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402. The ten other most popular fighters were KULVAR
TEN KOGAN 4437, RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427, SNOWBALL V 4357, SNOWBALL II 4356, KOGAN DJIAN
4420, $7.00 4417, TAX MAIL-IN 4399, BLOODGAMES 4397, BAIKAL S'KREN 4501, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was BAIKAL S'KREN 4501. The other ten least
popular fighters were BLOODGAMES 4397, TAX MAIL-IN 4399, $7.00 4417, KOGAN DJIAN
4420, SNOWBALL II 4356, SNOWBALL V 4357, RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427, KULVAR TEN KOGAN
4437, KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402, and 0.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.