DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/27/2014 Duedate: 12/10/2014
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-548
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TAX MAIL-IN
I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
(74-4399) [24-2-0,126]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TAX MAIL-IN REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN
I HATE TOURNEYS (532) THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
(74-4399) [24-2-0,126] (74-4461) [5-2-0,59]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ERNEST R. KOUMA KORBIN TEN BARAN
MEDAL OF HONOR (519) SAND DANCERS (251)
(74-4416) [18-13-0,106] (74-4402) [13-28-2,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (251)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 45
2. SAND DANCERS (251) 31 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
3. I HATE TOURNEYS (532) 27 Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR (519) 16
5. BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531) 12 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 I HATE TOURNEYS (532) 65 15 2 81.3 1/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251) 8 7 0
2/ 0 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531) 9 4 0 69.2 2/ 2 I HATE TOURNEYS (532) 7 2 1
3- 2 THE VENETIAN IV (530) 10 5 0 66.7 3/ 1 HOMER'S PETS (520) 6 5 0
4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR (519) 93 63 3 59.6 4/ 0*THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 3 1 1
5/ 4 HOMER'S PETS (520) 44 41 2 51.8 5/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR (519) 2 2 0
6/ 6 SAND DANCERS (251) %1259 %1363 43 48.0 6/ 0 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531) 1 0 0
7/ 0*THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 7 13 1 35.0 7- 6 THE VENETIAN IV (530) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Nothing is certain in DAYLA KIV, with changing
loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--SAND DANCERS.
Practice pays for KOGAN DJIAN, who pummelled TRAVELING TINKER, to pocket 18 points.
Well, Duelmaster TAX MAIL-IN challenged SAND DANCERS' KORBIN TEN BARAN. Is a 23-2-0
good enough? KORBIN TEN BARAN found out that DAYLA KIV isn't a democracy. You've
gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who was the warrior seen charging into
immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of GAMES CRIP PLAYS, alone and unchallenged.
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, I HATE TOURNEYS scurried away from GAMES
CRIP PLAYS. Oh, the shame! If challenges were horses, RUVAN TEN ZHALEN could open
up a fast food joint! Mismatched by 11 points, BAIKAL S'KREN overcame STUMPY. Is
this really worth noting? I thought STUMPY showed great skill and promise when it
was overcame by BAIKAL S'KREN. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have
fallen into an unconscious stupor.
All good things must come to an end. More important duties call me. DAYLA KIV,
I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Crystal Wheel.
'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAX MAIL-IN 4399 24 2 0 126 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KNOS THE AXE 4394 9 1 0 121 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531)
ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416 18 13 0 106 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402 13 28 2 104 SAND DANCERS (251)
-MAILER 4398 11 1 0 96 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KOGAN DJIAN 4420 15 17 1 90 SAND DANCERS (251)
SNOWBALL II 4356 10 4 0 86 HOMER'S PETS (520)
SNOWBALL V 4357 9 5 0 86 HOMER'S PETS (520)
-FTF 4396 12 3 1 80 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
-VEAL SORENTO 4385 10 5 0 78 THE VENETIAN IV (530)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427 11 19 0 62 SAND DANCERS (251)
JACK PENDELTON 4291 11 7 0 60 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
BLOODGAMES 4397 9 6 0 59 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461 5 2 0 59 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TERRY SEYMOUR 4284 7 10 0 55 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437 8 18 0 48 SAND DANCERS (251)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
$7.00 4417 5 2 1 33 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
-SERGEANT 1 4470 4 3 1 31 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG SAL 4494 1 0 0 17 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
UNCLE FRANK 4490 1 0 1 16 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
BAIKAL S'KREN 4501 1 2 0 15 SAND DANCERS (251)
STUMPY 4500 1 1 0 4 HOMER'S PETS (520)
STOMPY 4487 0 1 0 1 HOMER'S PETS (520)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHAMELESS BEGGAR 0 0 0 UNCLE FRANK 4490 548 NONE
PINCHY 4499 1 1 0 HOMER'S PETS 520 $7.00 4417 548
GREELO DUFFUS 4368 10 42 0 SAND DANCERS 251 FTF 4396 545
JOSE 4493 0 1 0 THE FUNKENSTEINS 538 LORD OF THE SAND 548 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Huh, three-two this time! The new guy still lost, and two of our wins were over
standbys, but these days, so what? We'll take it. -- Korbin ten Baran
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JOSE was butchered by LORD OF THE SANDS in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TAX MAIL-IN won victory over KORBIN TEN BARAN in a 3 minute Challenge Title battle.
JACK PENDELTON was defeated by RUVAN TEN ZHALEN in a 4 minute master's Challenge duel.
STUMPY was bested by BAIKAL S'KREN in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
ERNEST R. KOUMA savagely defeated SNOWBALL V in a 2 minute master's competition.
KNOS THE AXE overpowered SNOWBALL II in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KOGAN DJIAN devastated TRAVELING TINKER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
KULVAR TEN KOGAN was viciously subdued by BLOODGAMES in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN vanquished STREET SWEEPER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
$7.00 slaughtered PINCHY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIG SAL overpowered STOMPY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
UNCLE FRANK assassinated SHAMELESS BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 - 1 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 5 - 1 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 30 - 24 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 548 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 5 5 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TAX MAIL-IN 4399 24 2 0 126 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
PARRY-STRIKE KNOS THE AXE 4394 9 1 0 121 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531)
PARRY-LUNGE ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416 18 13 0 106 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
AIMED BLOW SNOWBALL II 4356 10 4 0 86 HOMER'S PETS (520)
SLASHING ATTACK BLOODGAMES 4397 9 6 0 59 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416. The most popular warrior this
turn was KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402. The ten other most popular fighters were RUVAN TEN
ZHALEN 4427, ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416, BLOODGAMES 4397, KOGAN DJIAN 4420, BAIKAL S'KREN
4501, REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461, BIG SAL 4494, KNOS THE AXE 4394, $7.00 4417, and
JOSE 4493.
The least popular fighter this week was STOMPY 4487. The other ten least popular
fighters were PINCHY 4499, SNOWBALL II 4356, STUMPY 4500, TAX MAIL-IN 4399, UNCLE
FRANK 4490, KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437, SNOWBALL V 4357, JACK PENDELTON 4291, JOSE 4493,
and $7.00 4417.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHARP 2739 (204-88-1) 5 3 0 CORPS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LORD TAYLOR 3731 (87-53-4) 4 3 0 CORPS
POLYNIKES 4191 (64-55-1) 1 4 0 GATES OF FIRE
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GEORGE PETERSON 4297 (32-11-0) 5 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ROOSTER 4192 (12-3-0) 3 3 0 GATES OF FIRE
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TERRY SEYMOUR 4284 (7-10-0) 12 2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR
CLEO 4413 (14-6-0) 2 3 1 TOLBINS LADIES
SASHA 4412 (12-8-1) 2 3 0 TOLBINS LADIES
KNOS THE AXE 4394 (8-1-0) 1 3 0 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GRANNY SMITH 4405 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
MAD JAX 4450 (3-2-0) 0 2 0 HEROES AND VILLIANS
REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461 (4-2-0) 0 2 0 THE FUNKENSTEINS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BIG SAL 4494 (0-0-0) 10 3 0 THE FUNKENSTEINS
SERGEANT 2 4471 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JOSE VALDEZ 4278 (9-3-0) 0 2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MASHADAR 4468 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 HEROES AND VILLIANS
ATROPOS 4460 (1-3-0) 1 3 0 TOLBINS LADIES
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.