DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/11/2014 Duedate: 12/24/2014
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-549
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TAX MAIL-IN
I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
(74-4399) [25-2-0,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KNOS THE AXE REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN
BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531) THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
(74-4394) [10-1-0,132] (74-4461) [6-2-0,66]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ERNEST R. KOUMA KORBIN TEN BARAN
MEDAL OF HONOR (519) SAND DANCERS (251)
(74-4416) [18-14-0,98] (74-4402) [13-29-2,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (251)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. I HATE TOURNEYS (532) 32
2. BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531) 11 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR (519) 8 Unchartered Team
4. SAND DANCERS (251) 7
5. THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 7 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 I HATE TOURNEYS (532) 67 15 2 81.7 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (251) 8 7 1
2/ 2 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531) 10 4 0 71.4 2/ 2 I HATE TOURNEYS (532) 7 1 1
3/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR (519) 94 66 4 58.8 3/ 4*THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 4 1 1
4/ 5 HOMER'S PETS (520) 45 42 2 51.7 4/ 3 HOMER'S PETS (520) 3 6 0
5/ 6 SAND DANCERS (251) %1261 %1366 44 48.0 5/ 6 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531) 2 0 0
6/ 7*THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 8 13 1 38.1 6/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR (519) 2 4 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I hate tourneys so much that I wish I could just graduate and be able to retire.
I've got 56 pps and a 24-2 record, so what's the problem? Ratings? Certain ratings?
Why? Obviously I don't need whatever it is. Buncha podunks running The Commission
nowadays.
TC says I have to say something else, so here are me and my teammates at birth,
of which I am the only one worth anything. (Obviously)
ST - 9,11,11,12,13 (+ 4 total bumps)
CN - 2,9,19,14,20 (+1 total bump)
SZ - 9,9,9,9,9 (really - all nines) (+3 total bumps - just kidding!)
WT - 7,15,17,17,21 (+ 2 total bumps) (Can you guess which is me? Hah!)
WL - 9,9,9,16,21 (+2 total bumps)
SP - 8,9,10,12,14 (no bumps - Who needs speed?)
DF - 9,11,11,17,21 (+2 total bumps)
Did you really care about all that? Me, neither. But it made for a nice sized
DM Column.
Tax Mail-In Duelmaster (12 times over)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DAYLA
KIV. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for BLOODGAMES, who flew up 27 points in the rankings after
mashing SNOWBALL V like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. SNOWBALL V was bested by BLOODGAMES and drops
23 points. The most challenged warrior this week was TAX MAIL-IN. If this keeps up,
our Duelmaster's going to need more avoids! Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't
sit back and say 'Challenge me'! TAX MAIL-IN made a challenge against KORBIN TEN
BARAN this week. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles
was SAND DANCERS' KORBIN TEN BARAN, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by
TAX MAIL-IN. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at
bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad MEDAL OF HONOR? Big bad MEDAL
OF HONOR. Big bad MEDAL OF HONOR. DAYLA KIV's afraid of the big bad MEDAL OF HONOR.
Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause
I HATE TOURNEYS beats feet every time MEDAL OF HONOR smiles at them. Try farming,
eh?
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). For those of you who missed it, Death
showed up, grabbed JACK PENDELTON by the ear and took him away to a place where he
won't need a coat. Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, there's the manager of the DAYLA KIV giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been
real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAX MAIL-IN 4399 25 2 0 131 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KNOS THE AXE 4394 10 1 0 132 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531)
KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402 13 29 2 104 SAND DANCERS (251)
SNOWBALL II 4356 11 4 0 99 HOMER'S PETS (520)
ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416 18 14 0 98 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
-MAILER 4398 11 1 0 96 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLOODGAMES 4397 10 6 0 86 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427 12 19 1 82 SAND DANCERS (251)
KOGAN DJIAN 4420 15 18 1 80 SAND DANCERS (251)
-FTF 4396 12 3 1 80 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461 6 2 0 66 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNOWBALL V 4357 9 6 0 63 HOMER'S PETS (520)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437 8 19 0 43 SAND DANCERS (251)
SERGEANT 1 4470 5 3 2 43 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-$7.00 4417 5 2 1 33 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAIKAL S'KREN 4501 2 2 0 17 SAND DANCERS (251)
-BIG SAL 4494 1 0 0 17 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
-UNCLE FRANK 4490 1 0 1 16 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
SERGEANT 2 4471 0 1 0 5 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
-STUMPY 4500 1 1 0 4 HOMER'S PETS (520)
-STOMPY 4487 0 1 0 1 HOMER'S PETS (520)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DIRTY RUFFIAN 0 0 0 SERGEANT 1 4470 549 NONE
PINCHY 4499 1 1 0 HOMER'S PETS 520 $7.00 4417 548
JACK PENDELTON 4291 11 8 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 519 RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427 549
GREELO DUFFUS 4368 10 42 0 SAND DANCERS 251 FTF 4396 545 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Hey, all. I just have to call out and salute TC Terry Seymour of Medal of Honor and
TV Big Sal of The Funkensteins. Kudos! -- Top Cat (short for TC, Manager of I Hate
Tourneys
Homer's Pets -- You have too dang many pets, but I am still sorry to have killed
Pinchy. I am surprised I could kill anybody! I may be hard to bloodfeud as I don't
often run all the time. So--fagedaboudit. -- $7.00
Kulvar -- I must have been very, very lucky. -- Bloodgames
Korbin -- You are, hands down, my favorite partner. (wink) -- Tax Mail-In DMXII
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all. -- TC and the I Hate Tourney guys
P.S. I hate them so much I will see you all in Tempe.
P.P.S. This splurge of personals will not last.
We'll enjoy it when we can.
We salute the tourney participants, with a special cheer for Big Sal, tourney victor,
and Terry Seymour, tourney Champion. -- Jorja and the Sand Dancers
Three-two, and only one of those victories was over a standby! This is good. --
Korbin ten Baran
Jack -- Was that an input error? -- Ruvan
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAX MAIL-IN bested KORBIN TEN BARAN in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
JACK PENDELTON was killed by RUVAN TEN ZHALEN in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
ERNEST R. KOUMA was savagely defeated by KNOS THE AXE in a 2 minute master's duel.
KOGAN DJIAN was overpowered by SNOWBALL II in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SNOWBALL V was vanquished by BLOODGAMES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN handily defeated KULVAR TEN KOGAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SERGEANT 1 viciously butchered DIRTY RUFFIAN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BAIKAL S'KREN defeated SERGEANT 2 in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 0 - 1 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 6 - 1 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 29 - 25 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 549 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TAX MAIL-IN 4399 25 2 0 131 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
PARRY-STRIKE KNOS THE AXE 4394 10 1 0 132 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (531)
AIMED BLOW SNOWBALL II 4356 11 4 0 99 HOMER'S PETS (520)
PARRY-LUNGE ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416 18 14 0 98 MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
SLASHING ATTACK BLOODGAMES 4397 10 6 0 86 I HATE TOURNEYS (532)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416. The most popular warrior this
turn was KORBIN TEN BARAN 4402. The ten other most popular fighters were KNOS THE
AXE 4394, BLOODGAMES 4397, SERGEANT 1 4470, RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427, ERNEST R. KOUMA
4416, SNOWBALL II 4356, BAIKAL S'KREN 4501, TAX MAIL-IN 4399, REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN
4461, and JACK PENDELTON 4291.
The least popular fighter this week was SERGEANT 2 4471. The other ten least popular
fighters were KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437, SNOWBALL V 4357, KOGAN DJIAN 4420, JACK
PENDELTON 4291, REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461, TAX MAIL-IN 4399, BAIKAL S'KREN 4501,
SNOWBALL II 4356, ERNEST R. KOUMA 4416, and RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427.