DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/06/2015    Duedate: 08/19/2015

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM-74    TURN-566

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SNOWBALL V
HOMER'S PETS (520)
(74-4357) [16-16-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SNOWBALL V                     NEWBIE MGR.
HOMER'S PETS (520)             LEARN TO ADD! (502)
(74-4357) [16-16-0,115]        (74-4049) [3-0-0,44]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SNOWBALL V                     DA1
HOMER'S PETS (520)             THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
(74-4357) [16-16-0,115]        (74-4525) [1-0-1,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAND DANCERS (251)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)      43
2. LEARN TO ADD! (502)         11      MOB BOSSES (471)
3. HOMER'S PETS (520)           9      Unchartered Team
4. MOB BOSSES (471)             8
5. WEIRD STUDENTS (540)         0      GRIZZLED VETERANS (534)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MOB BOSSES (471)          25  10  0 71.4   1/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251)        6  9 1
 2- 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (540)      13   7  2 65.0   2- 1 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)    4  3 0
 3/ 1*GRIZZLED VETERANS (534)    3   2  0 60.0   3- 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (540)      3  2 0
 4- 4 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)    31  21  0 59.6   4/ 5 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    3  4 1
 5/ 5 HOMER'S PETS (520)        56  54  2 50.9   5/ 7*LEARN TO ADD! (502)       2  0 0
 6/ 8*LEARN TO ADD! (502)        3   3  0 50.0   6/ 4 HOMER'S PETS (520)        2  1 0
 7/ 6 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    21  22  2 48.8   7/ 6 MOB BOSSES (471)          1  0 0
 8/ 7 SAND DANCERS (251)       %1298 %1414 45 47.9   8/ 8*GRIZZLED VETERANS (534)   1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DAYLA KIV brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, GAMES CRIP PLAYS, 
since SAND DANCERS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see NEWBIE MGR. win a fight and gain 11 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KOMAR THE PENNILESS beat KULVAR TEN KOGAN and KULVAR TEN 
KOGAN lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to 
defend the throne, DUELMASTERS has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that 
alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as SNOWBALL V takes the 
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and 
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their 
fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  GAMES CRIP PLAYS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
it looks like LEARN TO ADD! avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be 
losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DAYLA KIV's 
morgue.  More variety.  Whoa!  I'll even buy DA1 a drink tonight!  Anyone who can 
come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  Honor is like a 
chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless 
rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOWBALL V 4357              16  16  0   115       HOMER'S PETS (520)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUGSY SIEGEL 3442            13   4  0   132       MOB BOSSES (471)
-REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461    10   2  0   120       THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
-DUELMASTERS 3785             12   4  0   113       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
 KOGAN DJIAN 4420             22  28  1    95       SAND DANCERS (251)
 RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427        21  27  1    91       SAND DANCERS (251)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437        16  28  0    76       SAND DANCERS (251)
-BIG SAL 4494                  6   0  0    71       THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CIVILIZATION 3942             8   2  0    51       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
 NEWBIE MGR. 4049              3   0  0    44       LEARN TO ADD! (502)
 AL CAPONE 3445                5   2  0    41       MOB BOSSES (471)
-BRIDGE 3783                   4   4  0    40       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
-DUPLICATE BRIDGE 4475         3   2  0    40       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
 BAIKAL S'KREN 4501            7  14  0    35       SAND DANCERS (251)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LISTLESS LADY 4511            3   1  0    33       WEIRD STUDENTS (540)
-SNEAKY STEVE 4513             3   1  0    33       WEIRD STUDENTS (540)
-LUCKY LUCIANO 3443            3   0  0    33       MOB BOSSES (471)
 DA1 4525                      1   0  1    33       THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
 IACKE 4422                    3   2  0    31       GRIZZLED VETERANS (534)
-AGRICOLA 4496                 3   2  0    31       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
 ELON LI 4517                  6   4  1    26       SAND DANCERS (251)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAKE FIGHTER 4512             2   2  0    21       WEIRD STUDENTS (540)
-CARLO GAMBINO 3546            2   1  0    15       MOB BOSSES (471)
-TONY ACCARDO 3545             2   1  0    14       MOB BOSSES (471)
-UNCLE FRANK 4490              3   3  1    13       THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
-STUMPY 4500                   1   1  0     4       HOMER'S PETS (520)
-STOMPY 4487                   0   1  0     1       HOMER'S PETS (520)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RORNIS THE DARK         0  0 0                      ELON LI 4517          566  NONE
TALL SHARO-SKA          0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DA1 4525              566  NONE
DA2 4526                0  1 0 THE FUNKENSTEINS 538 CHANNA THE DANCE      566  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was dealt death by CHANNA THE DANCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 slaughtered TALL SHARO-SKA in a action packed 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
SNOWBALL V overpowered KOGAN DJIAN in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
KULVAR TEN KOGAN was bested by KOMAR THE PENNILESS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUVAN TEN ZHALEN bested PELIS THE OLD in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
IACKE was defeated by AL CAPONE in a 1 minute struggle.
BAIKAL S'KREN was overpowered by NEWBIE MGR. in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ELON LI assassinated RORNIS THE DARK in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   3 -  0      81  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        25 -  19 -  3      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  13 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 566 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   NEWBIE MGR. 4049            3   0  0   44 LEARN TO ADD! (502)
STRIKING ATTACK  AL CAPONE 3445              5   2  0   41 MOB BOSSES (471)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SNOWBALL V 4357.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DA1 4525.  The ten other most popular fighters were SNOWBALL V 4357, DA2 4526, 
KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437, RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427, AL CAPONE 3445, NEWBIE MGR. 4049, IACKE 
4422, ELON LI 4517, KOGAN DJIAN 4420, and BAIKAL S'KREN 4501.

The least popular fighter this week was BAIKAL S'KREN 4501.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KOGAN DJIAN 4420, ELON LI 4517, IACKE 4422, NEWBIE MGR. 4049, 
AL CAPONE 3445, RUVAN TEN ZHALEN 4427, KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437, DA2 4526, SNOWBALL V 
4357, and DA1 4525.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LV

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHARP 2739 (210-94-1)                  3  3  0         CORPS                

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
POLYNIKES 4191 (76-61-1)               1  4  0         GATES OF FIRE        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GEORGE PETERSON 4297 (43-18-0)         0  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR       
TERRY SEYMOUR 4284 (15-17-0)           0  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TUNA SALAD 4255 (43-28-1)              1  3  0         PARKING LOT 4        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROOSTER 4192 (12-3-0)                  1  3  0         GATES OF FIRE        

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461 (9-2-0)      4  3  0         THE FUNKENSTEINS     

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SILENT ONE 4454 (3-1-0)                2  3  0         HEROES AND VILLIANS  
BATTERED BETTY 4510 (3-1-1)            0  3  0  DEAD   WEIRD STUDENTS       
GRUMPY GEORGE 4514 (2-2-1)             0  2  0  DEAD   WEIRD STUDENTS       
LISTLESS LADY 4511 (3-1-0)             0  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PARTY TIME 4434 (0-0-0)                8  3  0         DEVIATION LXI