DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/01/2015 Duedate: 10/14/2015
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-570
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CLEO
TOLBINS LADIES (533)
(74-4413) [18-7-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CLEO NEWBIE MGR.
TOLBINS LADIES (533) LEARN TO ADD! (502)
(74-4413) [18-7-0,105] (74-4049) [7-0-0,80]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SNOWBALL V CLEO
HOMER'S PETS (520) TOLBINS LADIES (533)
(74-4357) [18-18-0,94] (74-4413) [18-7-0,105]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (251)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (251) 29
2. TOLBINS LADIES (533) 9 TOLBINS LADIES (533)
3. LEARN TO ADD! (502) 9 Unchartered Team
4. HOMER'S PETS (520) 8
5. GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486) 0 LEARN TO ADD! (502)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 PARKING LOT 4 (516) 12 2 0 85.7 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (251) 9 5 0
2- 2 MOB BOSSES (471) 27 11 0 71.1 2/ 2 TOLBINS LADIES (533) 6 8 1
3/ 3*LEARN TO ADD! (502) 7 3 0 70.0 3/ 5 HOMER'S PETS (520) 4 3 1
4/ 4 TOLBINS LADIES (533) 74 45 4 62.2 4/ 3*LEARN TO ADD! (502) 3 0 0
5- 5 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486) 32 21 0 60.4 5- 6 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486) 1 0 0
6/ 6 HOMER'S PETS (520) 60 58 3 50.8 6- 4 MOB BOSSES (471) 1 1 0
7/ 7 SAND DANCERS (251) %1309 %1422 45 47.9 7- 7 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for STOMPY, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after mashing LAURANA
like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man
have in common? They are both the most challenged apes in human history! Heyheyhey!
CLEO got through to the Duelmaster this turn. No doubt she was more than anxious to
kick SNOWBALL V's tail out of the throne! In front of all the crowds, CLEO took the
Duelmaster's crown for hers own. I give the bum two weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid MOB BOSSES, please raise you hand. Wow. Does DAYLA KIV really have that many
liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: MOB BOSSES + Weapons That go
Boom = LEARN TO ADD! + Avoid City.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). This week 14-10-1 TESSIE was sent to the
Dark Arena. I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of
this. Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important
step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the DAYLA KIV giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEO 4413 18 7 0 105 TOLBINS LADIES (533)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUGSY SIEGEL 3442 13 4 0 132 MOB BOSSES (471)
-DUELMASTERS 3785 12 4 0 113 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437 20 28 0 104 SAND DANCERS (251)
SNOWBALL V 4357 18 18 0 94 HOMER'S PETS (520)
-REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461 10 3 0 91 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEWBIE MGR. 4049 7 0 0 80 LEARN TO ADD! (502)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AL CAPONE 3445 7 3 0 66 MOB BOSSES (471)
-BIG SAL 4494 6 1 0 64 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
BOOMER 4410 13 11 1 61 TOLBINS LADIES (533)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CIVILIZATION 3942 9 2 0 53 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
BAIKAL S'KREN 4501 8 17 0 46 SAND DANCERS (251)
-BRIDGE 3783 4 4 0 40 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
-DUPLICATE BRIDGE 4475 3 2 0 40 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
ELON LI 4517 8 6 1 39 SAND DANCERS (251)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LUCKY LUCIANO 3443 3 0 0 33 MOB BOSSES (471)
-UNCLE FRANK 4490 4 3 1 31 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
-AGRICOLA 4496 3 2 0 31 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CARLO GAMBINO 3546 2 1 0 15 MOB BOSSES (471)
STOMPY 4487 1 1 1 15 HOMER'S PETS (520)
-TONY ACCARDO 3545 2 1 0 14 MOB BOSSES (471)
STUMPY 4500 2 1 0 13 HOMER'S PETS (520)
ANDREA 4530 0 1 0 1 TOLBINS LADIES (533)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BLAH 4502 0 1 0 HOMER'S PETS 520 CHANNA THE DANCE 570 NONE
BLAH 100 4516 0 1 0 HOMER'S PETS 520 GARFIELD'S PET 570 NONE
LAURANA 4469 1 1 0 TOLBINS LADIES 533 STOMPY 4487 570
TESSIE 4411 14 10 1 TOLBINS LADIES 533 ARENAMASTER DERN 570 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TESSIE was butchered by ARENAMASTER DERNAL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLAH 100 was slaughtered by GARFIELD'S PET in a dull 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BLAH was murdered by CHANNA THE DANCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CLEO viciously subdued SNOWBALL V in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title brawl.
KULVAR TEN KOGAN demolished CHANDAR LO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RUVAN TEN ZHALEN vanquished PELIS THE OLD in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
NEWBIE MGR. devastated BOOMER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BAIKAL S'KREN viciously subdued DIRTY RUFFIAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ELON LI savagely defeated STREET SWEEPER in a 3 minute gory expert vs. novice duel.
LAURANA was executed by STOMPY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
STUMPY overpowered ANDREA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 19 - 19 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 570 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE CLEO 4413 18 7 0 105 TOLBINS LADIES (533)
BASHING ATTACK NEWBIE MGR. 4049 7 0 0 80 LEARN TO ADD! (502)
AIMED BLOW ELON LI 4517 8 6 1 39 SAND DANCERS (251)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SNOWBALL V 4357. The most popular warrior this turn
was CLEO 4413. The ten other most popular fighters were BAIKAL S'KREN 4501, ELON LI
4517, KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437, NEWBIE MGR. 4049, STOMPY 4487, STUMPY 4500, TESSIE 4411,
SNOWBALL V 4357, LAURANA 4469, and BLAH 4502.
The least popular fighter this week was BLAH 100 4516. The other ten least popular
fighters were ANDREA 4530, BOOMER 4410, BLAH 4502, LAURANA 4469, SNOWBALL V 4357,
TESSIE 4411, STUMPY 4500, STOMPY 4487, NEWBIE MGR. 4049, and KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SNOWBALL V (74-4357) HOMER'S PETS (520)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
RUVAN TEN ZHALEN (74-4427) SAND DANCERS (251)
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS (388)
WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS (359)
FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR (1651)
CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)
REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)
SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A (2337)
BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11 (4888)
BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005)
LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX (4438)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes