DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/01/2015    Duedate: 10/14/2015

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM-74    TURN-570

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLEO
TOLBINS LADIES (533)
(74-4413) [18-7-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLEO                           NEWBIE MGR.
TOLBINS LADIES (533)           LEARN TO ADD! (502)
(74-4413) [18-7-0,105]         (74-4049) [7-0-0,80]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SNOWBALL V                     CLEO
HOMER'S PETS (520)             TOLBINS LADIES (533)
(74-4357) [18-18-0,94]         (74-4413) [18-7-0,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAND DANCERS (251)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (251)          29
2. TOLBINS LADIES (533)         9      TOLBINS LADIES (533)
3. LEARN TO ADD! (502)          9      Unchartered Team
4. HOMER'S PETS (520)           8
5. GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)       0      LEARN TO ADD! (502)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 PARKING LOT 4 (516)       12   2  0 85.7   1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (251)        9  5 0
 2- 2 MOB BOSSES (471)          27  11  0 71.1   2/ 2 TOLBINS LADIES (533)      6  8 1
 3/ 3*LEARN TO ADD! (502)        7   3  0 70.0   3/ 5 HOMER'S PETS (520)        4  3 1
 4/ 4 TOLBINS LADIES (533)      74  45  4 62.2   4/ 3*LEARN TO ADD! (502)       3  0 0
 5- 5 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)    32  21  0 60.4   5- 6 GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)    1  0 0
 6/ 6 HOMER'S PETS (520)        60  58  3 50.8   6- 4 MOB BOSSES (471)          1  1 0
 7/ 7 SAND DANCERS (251)       %1309 %1422 45 47.9   7- 7 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for STOMPY, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after mashing LAURANA 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man 
have in common?  They are both the most challenged apes in human history!  Heyheyhey! 
CLEO got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt she was more than anxious to 
kick SNOWBALL V's tail out of the throne!  In front of all the crowds, CLEO took the 
Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid MOB BOSSES, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does DAYLA KIV really have that many 
liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  MOB BOSSES + Weapons That go 
Boom = LEARN TO ADD! + Avoid City.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  This week 14-10-1 TESSIE was sent to the 
Dark Arena.  I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of 
this.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important 
step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the DAYLA KIV giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time 
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEO 4413                    18   7  0   105       TOLBINS LADIES (533)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUGSY SIEGEL 3442            13   4  0   132       MOB BOSSES (471)
-DUELMASTERS 3785             12   4  0   113       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
 KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437        20  28  0   104       SAND DANCERS (251)
 SNOWBALL V 4357              18  18  0    94       HOMER'S PETS (520)
-REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461    10   3  0    91       THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEWBIE MGR. 4049              7   0  0    80       LEARN TO ADD! (502)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AL CAPONE 3445                7   3  0    66       MOB BOSSES (471)
-BIG SAL 4494                  6   1  0    64       THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
 BOOMER 4410                  13  11  1    61       TOLBINS LADIES (533)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CIVILIZATION 3942             9   2  0    53       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
 BAIKAL S'KREN 4501            8  17  0    46       SAND DANCERS (251)
-BRIDGE 3783                   4   4  0    40       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
-DUPLICATE BRIDGE 4475         3   2  0    40       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)
 ELON LI 4517                  8   6  1    39       SAND DANCERS (251)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCKY LUCIANO 3443            3   0  0    33       MOB BOSSES (471)
-UNCLE FRANK 4490              4   3  1    31       THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
-AGRICOLA 4496                 3   2  0    31       GAMES CRIP PLAYS (486)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CARLO GAMBINO 3546            2   1  0    15       MOB BOSSES (471)
 STOMPY 4487                   1   1  1    15       HOMER'S PETS (520)
-TONY ACCARDO 3545             2   1  0    14       MOB BOSSES (471)
 STUMPY 4500                   2   1  0    13       HOMER'S PETS (520)
 ANDREA 4530                   0   1  0     1       TOLBINS LADIES (533)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLAH 4502               0  1 0 HOMER'S PETS 520     CHANNA THE DANCE      570  NONE
BLAH 100 4516           0  1 0 HOMER'S PETS 520     GARFIELD'S PET        570  NONE
LAURANA 4469            1  1 0 TOLBINS LADIES 533   STOMPY 4487           570   
TESSIE 4411            14 10 1 TOLBINS LADIES 533   ARENAMASTER DERN      570  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TESSIE was butchered by ARENAMASTER DERNAL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLAH 100 was slaughtered by GARFIELD'S PET in a dull 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BLAH was murdered by CHANNA THE DANCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CLEO viciously subdued SNOWBALL V in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title brawl.
KULVAR TEN KOGAN demolished CHANDAR LO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RUVAN TEN ZHALEN vanquished PELIS THE OLD in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
NEWBIE MGR. devastated BOOMER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BAIKAL S'KREN viciously subdued DIRTY RUFFIAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ELON LI savagely defeated STREET SWEEPER in a 3 minute gory expert vs. novice duel.
LAURANA was executed by STOMPY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
STUMPY overpowered ANDREA in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  19 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  14 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 570 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CLEO 4413                  18   7  0  105 TOLBINS LADIES (533)
BASHING ATTACK   NEWBIE MGR. 4049            7   0  0   80 LEARN TO ADD! (502)
AIMED BLOW       ELON LI 4517                8   6  1   39 SAND DANCERS (251)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SNOWBALL V 4357.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CLEO 4413.  The ten other most popular fighters were BAIKAL S'KREN 4501, ELON LI 
4517, KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437, NEWBIE MGR. 4049, STOMPY 4487, STUMPY 4500, TESSIE 4411, 
SNOWBALL V 4357, LAURANA 4469, and BLAH 4502.

The least popular fighter this week was BLAH 100 4516.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ANDREA 4530, BOOMER 4410, BLAH 4502, LAURANA 4469, SNOWBALL V 4357, 
TESSIE 4411, STUMPY 4500, STOMPY 4487, NEWBIE MGR. 4049, and KULVAR TEN KOGAN 4437.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SNOWBALL V (74-4357) HOMER'S PETS (520)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

RUVAN TEN ZHALEN (74-4427) SAND DANCERS (251)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS  (388) 
                WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS  (359) 
                      FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE  (36) 
                       8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR  (1651) 
                  CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (2759) 
                   REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907  (1855) 
                       SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A  (2337) 
                 BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11  (4888) 
                BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1  (5005) 
                      LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX  (4438) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes