DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/07/2017 Duedate: 12/20/2017
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-624
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
UNCLE FRANK
THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
(74-4490) [15-6-1,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UNCLE FRANK BIG FAT BELLY
THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) THANKSGIVING BLISS (556)
(74-4490) [15-6-1,118] (74-4693) [2-0-0,82]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PELDAN DJIAN OFF DAY
SAND DANCERS (251) BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
(74-4579) [21-25-0,88] (74-4313) [1-1-0,26]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (251)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THANKSGIVING BLISS (556) 25
2. BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 15 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
3. SAND DANCERS (251) 11 Unchartered Team
4. PUPPY DOG PALS (552) 11
5. THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 9 THANKSGIVING BLISS (556)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*THANKSGIVING BLISS (556) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (251) 8 7 0
2/ 2 PUPPY DOG PALS (552) 21 13 4 61.8 2/ 2 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 6 1 0
3/ 3 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 52 36 3 59.1 3/ 3 PUPPY DOG PALS (552) 5 4 2
4- 4*BBC (554) 5 4 0 55.6 4/ 5*THANKSGIVING BLISS (556) 2 0 0
5/ 6*BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 1 1 0 50.0 5- 4*BBC (554) 2 2 0
6/ 5 SAND DANCERS (251) %1425 %1560 48 47.7 6/ 6*BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DAYLA
KIV. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for BIG FAT BELLY, who flew up 25 points in the rankings after
mashing PELDAN DJIAN like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a
basher in the top ten was BINGO, who dropped 3 points after a disappointing (to say
the least) bout with OFF DAY. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say
'Challenge me'! UNCLE FRANK made a challenge against RED KOGAN this week. Going for
the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was SAND DANCERS' RED KOGAN,
who was turned away from the Duelmastership by UNCLE FRANK. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that BASH BROS MAILMAN was
most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of BASH BROS
MAILMAN's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you who like math, try this one:
BASH BROS MAILMAN + Weapons That go Boom = PUPPY DOG PALS + Avoid City. And who is
this RED KOGAN you ask, with 89 points and a 19-32-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could
tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DAYLA KIV have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNCLE FRANK 4490 15 6 1 118 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIOGAN CROW 4580 24 22 1 101 SAND DANCERS (251)
ARDIA LI 4600 20 15 0 99 SAND DANCERS (251)
-REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461 10 3 0 91 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PELDAN DJIAN 4579 21 25 0 88 SAND DANCERS (251)
BIG FAT BELLY 4693 2 0 0 82 THANKSGIVING BLISS (556)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SIL 4669 4 0 0 54 BBC (554)
HISSY 4657 7 3 0 46 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
ROLLY 4656 6 3 2 42 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COPA WHAT 4594 5 0 0 31 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
-BOB 4660 3 1 0 28 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
BINGO 4653 3 4 1 26 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
OFF DAY 4313 1 1 0 26 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-A.R.F. 4665 2 2 1 22 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOOTSY 4688 2 1 0 THE FUNKENSTEINS 538 ROLLY 4656 622
PERSONAL ADS
Big Sal -- If I'd known graduation was contagious, I'd've avoided you. The drawing
for "lands" is such a gamble, I might get something awful. -- Red Kogan
A standby. Excellent. -- Krenshew
Uncle Frank -- (recoiling) I wouldn't get in your bathtub! -- Peldan Djian
And a further two wins against standbys. It'll do. -- Ardia Li
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
UNCLE FRANK devastated RED KOGAN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
ARDIA LI demolished HANVAL THE CLAW in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TIOGAN CROW overpowered PELIS THE OLD in a 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
KRENSHEW savagely defeated TRAVELING TINKER in a 2 minute bloody veteran's fight.
PELDAN DJIAN was devastated by BIG FAT BELLY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROLLY outwaited STREET SWEEPER in a slow 8 minute master vs. amateur match.
HISSY handily defeated STREET SWEEPER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BINGO lost to OFF DAY in a 2 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 3 - 1 82 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 3 - 1 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 9 - 3 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 624 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE UNCLE FRANK 4490 15 6 1 118 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
STRIKING ATTACK ARDIA LI 4600 20 15 0 99 SAND DANCERS (251)
SLASHING ATTACK BIG FAT BELLY 4693 2 0 0 82 THANKSGIVING BLISS (556)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HISSY 4657 7 3 0 46 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PELDAN DJIAN 4579. The most popular warrior this
turn was OFF DAY 4313. The ten other most popular fighters were UNCLE FRANK 4490,
TIOGAN CROW 4580, ARDIA LI 4600, BIG FAT BELLY 4693, HISSY 4657, BINGO 4653, PELDAN
DJIAN 4579, ROLLY 4656, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was ROLLY 4656. The other ten least popular
fighters were PELDAN DJIAN 4579, BINGO 4653, HISSY 4657, BIG FAT BELLY 4693, ARDIA LI
4600, TIOGAN CROW 4580, UNCLE FRANK 4490, OFF DAY 4313, 0, and 0.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
RED KOGAN (74-4540) SAND DANCERS (251)
KRENSHEW (74-4601) SAND DANCERS (251)
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium