DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/04/2018 Duedate: 01/17/2018
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-626
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
UNCLE FRANK
THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
(74-4490) [16-6-1,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UNCLE FRANK OFF DAY
THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
(74-4490) [16-6-1,125] (74-4313) [1-3-0,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PELDAN DJIAN OFF DAY
SAND DANCERS (251) BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
(74-4579) [21-27-0,90] (74-4313) [1-3-0,29]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (251) 36
2. PUPPY DOG PALS (552) 18 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
3. THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 5 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 2
5. THANKSGIVING BLISS (556) 0 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*THANKSGIVING BLISS (556) 3 0 0 100 1/ 1 PUPPY DOG PALS (552) 8 1 0
2/ 2 PUPPY DOG PALS (552) 27 13 4 67.5 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251) 7 6 0
3/ 3 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 54 38 4 58.7 3/ 3 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538) 3 2 1
4/ 5 SAND DANCERS (251) %1429 %1564 48 47.7 4- 4*THANKSGIVING BLISS (556) 2 0 0
5/ 6*BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 1 3 0 25.0 5/ 6*BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in DAYLA KIV a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. The SAND DANCERS guild has had a
4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind
of thing can lead. And let's see, LIGHTNING fought CRINGING CUTPURSE and gained 13
points and contributed to SAND DANCERS' 4-1-0. And not without some honor, UNCLE
FRANK now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of DAYLA KIV. Tell me, is
nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Crystal Wheel uses
trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. BASH BROS MAILMAN has cause to
stand tall, as they were DAYLA KIV's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this
is a team to beat. And avoiding BASH BROS MAILMAN more than any other team we find
PUPPY DOG PALS. DAYLA KIV, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. A brave warrior does not carry a
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in DAYLA KIV and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in DAYLA KIV again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNCLE FRANK 4490 16 6 1 125 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIOGAN CROW 4580 25 23 1 101 SAND DANCERS (251)
-BIG FAT BELLY 4693 3 0 0 96 THANKSGIVING BLISS (556)
ARDIA LI 4600 21 16 0 93 SAND DANCERS (251)
-REGINALD FUNKENSTEIN 4461 10 3 0 91 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PELDAN DJIAN 4579 21 27 0 90 SAND DANCERS (251)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROLLY 4656 8 3 2 60 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HISSY 4657 9 3 0 56 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
BINGO 4653 5 4 1 44 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COPA WHAT 4594 5 0 0 31 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
OFF DAY 4313 1 3 0 29 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
-BOB 4660 3 1 0 28 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-A.R.F. 4665 2 2 1 22 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
LIGHTNING 4699 1 0 0 13 SAND DANCERS (251)
PUSSYWILLOW 4698 1 0 0 8 SAND DANCERS (251)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOOTSY 4688 2 1 0 THE FUNKENSTEINS 538 ROLLY 4656 622 NOT REVENGED
CHILLY CHILLY 4697 1 1 1 THE FUNKENSTEINS 538 GARFIELD'S PET 626 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
I think these were from last turn....
Maybe too late, but here they are--
Uncle Frank -- You got me there, but I came out alive and with some useful skills, so
it's all good. -- Red Kogan
Bah. Hanval the Claw shouldn't have wasted his time striving for an opening. I was
there first. -- Ardia Li
But I WANTED to bury Pelis in the sand. It would have been the right thing to do.
Tiogan Crow
I told that Tinker he should get a different weapon. How can you parry with a flail?
-- Krenshew
Big Fat Belly -- It's a plot, isn't it? -- Peldan Djian
I don't have the energy to go recruiting today, and everyone's gone out of the city
fol the Solstice celebrations anyway. Next year, okay? -- Jorja
And these are from this turn.
No, really, this is too much. Tiogan and I both fought standbys--
And lost to 'em, don't forget that! -- Tiogan
Yes, we lost. It happens. I just don't see any point at all in writing personals to
them. Pooh. -- Ardia Li
Big Fat Belly -- I was, um, stunned. That's it. Your impressive contours stunned me.
-- Peldan Djian
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHILLY CHILLY was dealt death by GARFIELD'S PET in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TIOGAN CROW viciously subdued TRAVELING TINKER in a 3 minute veteran's duel.
UNCLE FRANK overpowered PELDAN DJIAN in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
ARDIA LI devastated CHANDAR LO in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HISSY demolished STREET SWEEPER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ROLLY vanquished DARSAL THE FALSE in a 4 minute brutal mismatched fight.
BINGO unbelievably bested OFF DAY in a popular 5 minute competition.
PUSSYWILLOW overcame RORNIS THE DARK in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
LIGHTNING vanquished CRINGING CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 4 - 0 79 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 8 - 2 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 18 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 - 1 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 626 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE UNCLE FRANK 4490 16 6 1 125 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
STRIKING ATTACK ARDIA LI 4600 21 16 0 93 SAND DANCERS (251)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ROLLY 4656 8 3 2 60 PUPPY DOG PALS (552)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PELDAN DJIAN 4579. The most popular warrior this
turn was OFF DAY 4313. The ten other most popular fighters were TIOGAN CROW 4580,
BINGO 4653, CHILLY CHILLY 4697, ARDIA LI 4600, HISSY 4657, UNCLE FRANK 4490, ROLLY
4656, LIGHTNING 4699, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, and PELDAN DJIAN 4579.
The least popular fighter this week was PELDAN DJIAN 4579. The other ten least
popular fighters were PUSSYWILLOW 4698, LIGHTNING 4699, ROLLY 4656, UNCLE FRANK 4490,
HISSY 4657, ARDIA LI 4600, CHILLY CHILLY 4697, BINGO 4653, TIOGAN CROW 4580, and OFF
DAY 4313.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
UNCLE FRANK (74-4490) THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
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